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#he thinks he's SO funny
maxsby · 2 months
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Bro thinks he's so funny for hiding in the dark and giving this look 💀
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mysterious-mr-crow · 11 months
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you can't tell me percy wouldn't wear this
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my-castles-crumbling · 7 months
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Harry, the day after he and Draco get married, giggling: Oi, Pottah!
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catwouthats · 29 days
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Brucie Wayne is the type of guy to do a suggestive/NSFW calendar where all the profits go to a charity.
And for the October photo it’s him dressed up as a sexy version of Batman.
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sinnaminttoast · 3 months
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Live footage of me trying to figure out what fuckass plan Blake has so I can beat his ass later for it:
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finn0cchio · 4 months
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I've had this rotting in my drafts since the 23rd of December. I spent all afternoon in bed because i felt really sick and i was (still am) in a really shitty mood, so i cleaned up this to cheer me up. It didn't work that well, but thankfully i have an appointment with my therapist tomorrow sooooo.
Have this. This is the closest thing to a nsfw post that you'll get from me lol. Excuse any errors, but I was too lazy to check if i spelled something incorrectly
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lunar-leon · 9 months
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Today I offer you humanstuck sollux wearing the goofiest t-shirts ever ... tomorrow? who knows....
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auroramoon-draws16 · 4 months
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The Apprentice: heyyyy Host! How’s it going?
Desmond: wtf- Apprentice? Hey- um… it’s going grea-
*Screaming, arguing, a table being thrown, someone breaking the DJ set*
Desmond: -terrible, it is going terrible.
The Apprentice: what happened?
Desmond: game night. Someone (sixteen) brought Uno: No Mercy.
Clay: *laughing his ass off while filming the whole thing*
Desmond: *sighs*
The Apprentice: huh, are you.. gonna stop them?
Desmond: how am I supposed to do that?!?
The Apprentice: Host, I gave you dominion over your domain. Just say stop.
Desmond: . . .
Desmond: what?
~five minutes later~
Desmond: I can’t believe I didn’t find out about that sooner.
The Apprentice: *enjoying a hot chocolate* didn’t The Reader tell you about it?
Desmond: NO????
The Apprentice: oh.. well, better sooner rather than later! ^_^
Desmond: *groans* what else can I do?
The Apprentice: *looks at all the damage* fix everything with the snap of your fingers, for one-
Desmond: WHAT?!?!?
~this ended with a conversation about The Apprentice listing all the things Desmond can do with his Host powers~
~the end~
~oh and Clay’s not allowed to pick the games for game night anymore~
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A fan shared a story about working out at the hotel gym in Buenos Aires when Harry was working out with his team on Dec 4 2022 - posted Dec 8 2022 (x)
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lostintheoceanv · 7 months
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eddie is the type of person to say "are you today's date? cause you're 10/10" to flirt with steve
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frnkiebby · 6 months
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yes~🎃
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lil-shiro · 2 months
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"Good thing you reminded me I don't wanna miss the race" okay Lance 😭
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dad jokes galore
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shackle-foes · 7 months
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Everyday God tests me, and everyday I grow closer to failing.
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turnipatthelibrary · 10 months
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Boyfriend texts me weird things sometimes
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