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luvhughes43 · 8 months

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all-american b!tch | hughes!sister

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summary: hughes!sister dealing with the success of her brothers, online hate, and her feelings of having to be strong all the time.

note: little bit of luca fantilli x reader

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and i am built like a mother and a total machine

i feel for your every little issue, i know just what you mean

and i make light of the darkness

i've got sun in my motherfuckin’ pocket, best believe

yeah, you know me

y/n hughes is the kindest girl you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting. as the youngest and only daughter of one of the most iconic hockey families, yn grew up in a turbulent world where she had learned to thrive. she plays the family sport, had to navigate through the hardships of being associated with her brothers, and she would be the first to tell you that her experiences had made her a better person.

“okay trevor listen,” yn hughes or, as referred to by trevor, tiny tot, leaned in closer to the aforementioned boy. “it's quite simple… ghosting the girl will only make her trust you less. i know the podcasts have said that getting close to a girl then ghosting her will make them fall for you but seriously, that's such a bad idea”

trevor nodded along to each word, pulling out his phone so he could draft a text to “the girl” in question. “okay so like… what should i say then?”

“hmm” yn loomed over the side of trevor's phone as she watched his fingers drift over the keys. once he had finished, he tilted his screen over to her so she could either approve or deny his message.

there was a brief pause, “i can't tell if you're joking or not,” yn responds, causing jack to giggle as he paused to read the message over both yn and trevors shoulder.

“I always wondered why you were better at meeting chicks at bars…” jack chuckles, “they never had to read one of your messages”

“its not that bad!” trevor whines loudly as he attempts to grab his phone back from you.

you hold the phone away from him, swiftly raising your free hand to stop him from moving any closer towards the phone. “don't worry i can fix this,” you speak smoothly to which jack bursts into another round of giggles.

“bro you cannot tell a girl that you-”

trevor clamped his hand over jacks mouth, effectively stopping him from reciting the awful text to the room full of their friends. “shush, the master is working”

you rewriting trevors text was just one of the many things you did for the people you considered family. you would sit with luke for hours, letting him rant to you about his move to NJD back when he was still at michigan with you. you would have weekly recaps with your best friends and teammates about their lives, always making sure to help any of them out if needed.

forgive and i forget

i know my age, and i act like it

got what you can’t resist

i’m a perfect all-american

despite the positives, you got an overwhelming amount of hate for just… existing. you could be the most perfect person, and people who didn't know you would still come after you online.

you would never admit to anyone that the hate and harassment bothered you but… it always stung. in the beginning, when you first “came into the public's eye” when you started playing on the umichs womens hockey team you couldn’t avoid the hatred. people from school had started using you for your connections to all the boys you knew, and before you had the time to go private on socials (you’re now public again), you would spend hours reading through hate and manually deleting all the messages.

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ynhughes86 welcome to the den🐺️🗣

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teammate1 GO BLUE🗣🗣

lhughes_06 #goblue

jackhughes andddd everybody screamed!!

jackhughes number lookin fresh

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_quinnhughes 〽️

trevorzegras tiny tot making moves🫡

ynhughes86 youve gotta let that go..

user03 the power of being a hughes💀💀

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user82 did daddy and mommy pay ur way in?

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user21 not surprised that shes playing for umich… lets be real no other team would take her. shes a hockey nepo baby fr

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user44 ??? have u even looked at her stats and plays? shes definitely good lol

user09 shes nowhere near her brothers levels lets be real

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user77 looks like she cares more about partying than she does about hockey... surprising.. not!😒🙄

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i am light as a feather, i’m fresh as the air

coca-cola bottles that i only use to curl my hair

i got class and integrity

just like a goddamn Kennedy, i swear

with love to spare

after a few months of going through hate comment deep dives, you promised yourself that you wouldn’t let them bother you anymore. In celebration, you made your instagram public again and paid absolutely no attention to any of the hateful people in your comments and dms.

yhughes86 just posted !

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ynhughes86 just your average roadie🫡

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ynhughes86 special shoutout to trevorzegras for losing our bet! without u i wouldn’t have been able to do what i do🙏 aka spend money at the mall

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teammate5 we should never be let loose in the mall ever again

ynhughes86 we should never be allowed off the bus

lhughes_06 dub after dub

ynhughes86 oh u know it💯

luca.fantilli is this why you were teaching me about girl math? u were trying to justify your purchases?

ynhughes86 … no comment

user32 using trevors money… wow. so she's a gold digger too?

user91 u guys are so lame let a girl live

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ynhughes86 all the love at the banquet tonight

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teammate1 love uuu my forever girl

ynhughes86 love u more!! u looked so good tonight

luca.fantilli girl in the last pic is kinda cute idk

ynhughes86 kind of?

luca.fantilli girl in the last pic is very cute im 100% sure of it

ynhughes86 the cute girl in the last pic thinks youre 100% cute too

lhughes_06 the guy in none of the pics thinks you guys are disgusting

user44 no style no game

user81 grow up loser

i’m a perfect all-american bitch

with perfect all-american lips

and perfect all-american hips

i know my place and this is it

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ynhughes86 perfect all-american or whatever olivia rodrigo said

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trevorzegras that's right no swearing for you tiny tot

ynhughes86 😐

user57 “or whatever olivia rodrigo said” yeah she hates women

user91 thats why she's so close to the guys but u didnt hear that from me!

user16 if u guys dont leave this girl alone…

teammate2 OHH BFF LOOKS SO HOT

teammate3 please marry me

luca.fantilli 🤤🤤

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lhughes_06 nope.

i don't get angry when i’m pissed

i'm the eternal optimist

i scream inside to deal with it

whenever something bothers you, you keep it in. you hold all of your troubles and worries so deep within you that eventually, they float away and come back to haunt you when you least expect it. you thought that if you ignored all of your problems, that they would somehow fix themselves without any intervention from anyone else.

it wasn’t always helpful.

all the time

i’m grateful all the time

i’m sexy and i’m kind

i’m pretty when i cry

“they only ask me about my brothers, lu” your sniffles were quieted by the fabric of lucas sweater as you pressed yourself against his chest. you had played possibly the best game of your career, and the post interview questions were all about your brothers and family. questions wondering about their training and practices and how that had impacted you, how their game influenced yours. it made you feel like you were irrelevant in your own career.

“i am so grateful for my family and how they’ve helped me grow as a player,” you responded politely to the interviewers' inquiries. it's not like you weren’t grateful. you knew that your family had a huge impact on your skills and you were glad that they were there to help you. but nobody ever wondered what your individual experiences were. all your training had to be a direct reflection of your brothers. your playing style, even unrelated, had to do with your brothers. your wins were a direct result of their greatness. nothing you would ever do or succeed in would be solely yours.

“i love them,” you sob, “i really do! i just want people to see me”

lucas' arms tightened around you as he started brushing your hair away from your face. “i know, baby” he whispered into your ear, holding you close as he waited for your breathing to calm down.

“i just wanna be me!” you slumped against lucas front, who carefully pulled you over to your bed so you could sit down on top of him.

you could hear the loud pop music blaring from the speakers downstairs, and you listened in silence to the people trudging up and down the stairs as they no doubt looked for a bathroom.

“have you talked to your brothers about this?” lucas' soft voice cuts into the silence.

you pull away from him slightly so you could look at him in the eyes. “no…” you admitted quietly. “they wouldn’t understand,” you leaned your head against lucas shoulder as you cuddled into him.

he hummed quietly to you, a hand running down your back to help further soothe you. “i think you might feel better if you open up to them,” luca hedged. both of you knew that your previous statement was a lie.

“i don't want them to think of me like that…”

“like what?” luca questioned, his hand never leaving your back as you continued to prop yourself against him.

you sighed. “i just… they always come to me. i don't want that to stop or for them to think that im weak” your words were quiet as you finally admitted your true feelings to your boyfriend.

“they could never think you're weak,” luca murmurs reassuringly. “luke talks all the time about how he thinks you're adjusting to life here better than he did,” you look up at luca inquisitively. “and quinn, he is so proud of you! he talks so highly of you all the time… and jack, i mean come on. they all love and support you so much. they won’t stop asking for advice or talking to you because you're having some troubles” luca explains. “also, there’s nothing wrong with being weak. you should let yourself be open with your brothers just like they are with you. you deserve that”

“have i ever told you that i love you?” you tearfully smile at the boy who was always so good at listening to you.

luca smiles back, “not enough” he jokes as he presses a soft kiss to your cheek.

you brush a few strands of hair out of his face. “i'll call them tomorrow,” you add, reciprocating luca's kiss on the cheek.

luca smiles, happy that you're no longer worked up and that you’ll finally tell your brothers your struggles.

you spend the rest of the night hidden away from the raging party downstairs, wrapped up in your boyfriend's arms as you think about everything you try to hide. you didn’t have to be just one thing. you were allowed to be kind and to have complex emotions. you could be upset and angry without being a mean girl. perfect never existed, and you were glad that you were finally open to letting others see the cracks in your walls.

lucas’ hair was soft as you ran your hands through his locks. “i love you,” luca mumbles.

“i love you” you whisper to your boyfriend, placing a kiss on his shoulder as he shifts to lay his head on the middle of your chest.

you easily fall asleep comforted by the fact that you were allowed to be flawed, and that no matter what, you’ll always have your people by your side.

#OR masterlist #hughes!sister #jack hughes x reader #trevor zegras x reader #luke hughes x reader #luca fantilli x reader #nhl blurb #nhl fanfiction #nhl imagine #nhl fic #quinn hughes x reader

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partnerlesspansexual · 8 months

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I didn't mean it, Love

(Hobie Brown x Autistic!GN!reader)

(Hobie jokingly says he hates you, but because of your autism, you take it seriously)

"Babes, do you know where my mascara is?"

Hobie calls from your shared bedroom as he rummages through his drawers, trying (and failing) to find his missing mascara.

"What? No!"

You shout back as you paste yet another layer of mascara onto your lashes, as you've been doing for the past 2 hours. You were only borrowing it and you were sure Hobie wouldn't mind. And you were right, he wouldn't have minded... If you'd asked him.

He returns to the living room with a frustrated expression and sits next to you on the sofa with a huff, starting to pout.

"Well that just doesn't make sense. I've looked everywhere! The bathroom, my bedside table, the drawer of random stuff in the kitchen, and my mascara was nowhere to be found. Honestly, where could it possibly b-"

He turns and looks at you, your hand holding the mascara wand, paused mid-air. Your face stiffens, hoping that, by some miracle, you'll turn invisible.

"Love"

Hobie says nonchalantly as he gives you a look of exasperation

"Yes?"

You reply innocently as if you haven't just been caught red-handed

"What's that in your hand?"

"...

Mascara"

"And whose mascara is it?"

"...

Yours"

"tch! Honestly, I hate you sometimes. You're a right little bugger, you are"

He chuckles as he takes back his borrowed (stolen) mascara. Your face drops and your eyes soften at his comment.

"You do? I'm really sorry, Hobie. I just wanted to borrow it and I didn't think to ask you. I really am sorry, love, please don't hate me"

You say mournfully, genuinely thinking that Hobie hates you. Hobie quickly realizes his .

"What? No, babes, I don't actually hate you. I was just joking"

Your face lightens up a bit and an embarrassed flush spreads across your cheek.

"Oh, right! Sorry, I should've known it was a joke"

His face softens at your embarrassment as he puts his arm around your shoulders.

"No, no, it's not your fault love. I should've remembered you don't always get jokes like that. I promise to be more careful next time, k?"

He says as he presses a gentle kiss to the tip of your nose, making sure to reassure you that he's not upset. You smile at his sweet gesture and rest your head in the crook of his neck.

"ok...

I love you"

Hobie chuckles softly

"I love you too, my little thief"

#hobie brown x gn!reader #hobie brown x reader #hobie brown x autistic!reader #atsv hobie #neurodivergent #autism

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heidi891 · 1 year

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I believe Snape is autistic

(FYI: I’m autistic myself and I have autistic children.)

He’s lonely. He doesn’t really have friends. We know of Lily, we also hear about Lucius Malfoy, but we don’t really see their friendship which in my opinion is much less close than fans believe. As a student he’s so alone that no one but Lily tries to stop the bullying.

He doesn’t participate in any social meetings. He’s quite miserable during the Christmas in Harry’s third year. He patrols the corridors and the grounds instead of attending the Yule Ball. He doesn’t stay for dinner after the Order meetings. He only attends the DE meetings because he has to.

His peers at school think he’s weird. Lily’s friends from Gryffindor don’t understand why she’s friends with him. When Harry asks why the Marauders bullied him, Sirius says he was different, weird, he was an "oddball". Autistic children and teenagers are often bullied because they are perceived as not normal, awkward, weird.

He doesn’t make a normal eye contact, he stares a bit too much. It can be partly explained by Legillimency, but he stared too much even as a teenager.

There’s a difference between how he speaks as a teenager and as an adult. It doesn’t sound entirely natural, he definitely had to put effort into that. It’s partly because he doesn’t want to sound like a poor man with a northern (?) accent, but autistic struggle with fluent communication may also be a reason.

He insists on precise definitions: Legilimency is not mind-reading, ghosts are not transparent but they are imprints of departed souls. He’s irritated that Harry has "no subtlety" and he doesn’t "understand fine distinctions".

He’s quite rude. He might be just *evil*, but he may just not fully understand how cruel he actually sounds. From his point of view he’s just honest and doesn’t beat around the bush. OK, maybe he’s a little mean, but not cruel… right?

He uses sarcasm (a lot of autistics actually do), but he doesn’t really appreciate Harry’s and other people’s sass, he treats their words too seriously.

He usually speaks coldly / calmly / without much emotion.

He’s usually dispassionate, he has limited facial expressions. Many autistic people also have a "resting b!tch face" unless they try to look more "normal". Perhaps he isn’t always as hateful as Harry thinks, perhaps it’s just his face.

He seems a little oblivious to other people’s emotional state and seems to analyse their behavior more intellectually.

He has special interests: Dark Arts / DADA and Potions.

He has his own collection of Potions ingredients, including rare ones, collection of weird jars (I guess they may contain some Potions ingredients, but also he may like them because of visual stimming aspect) and vast collection of books at home.

His Potions ingredients must be very orderly, he knows immediately that something is missing and what it is.

He "loves" rules. Students are breaking the rules? He takes points or gives detention. The Marauders are bullying him? He wants them expelled. (While Harry deals with the bullies on his own.) He’s caught Sirius whom he believes to be responsible for Lily’s death? He’s going to hand him over to the Ministry and the Dementors. (While Sirius and Remus want to murder Peter themselves.)

Since Snape likes rules and order, Harry who is a bit wild and unpredictable annoys him.

He doesn’t wash his hair as often as he should. It could be partly because of his poor background (he was neglected, he wasn’t taught to take a proper care of his hair, he didn’t even have a real bathroom as a child), partly because he has no one to look nice for, partly because of the Potions fumes. Autism might make him care less about his appearance. (He does care about hygiene though. Apparently he shaves regularly and Harry would certainly notice if Snape was dirty or smelly. His sallow skin and teeth have nothing to do with hygiene, it’s a result of his poverty and malnutrition.)

He stimms: He’s shredding leaves as a child. He’s flexing his fingers after the Shrieking Shack incident. During the Occlumency lessons he’s touching his lips with his finger while he’s thinking.

He has some sensory issues. He wears the same, a little baggy robes (they flutter as he walks). He’s sensitive to light: his Potions classroom is dim (it’s in the dungeons, but he could brighten it up with magic); he makes his DADA classroom dim, even though it’s no longer in the dungeons; when Harry comes to his first Occlumency lesson, Snape waits for him in a dark room. (You know, people don’t do things like that because they’re evil, it doesn’t make sense).

As a teenager he walks "like a spider" and generally he isn’t good at sports (we see him on a broom three times: in a memory of his unsuccessful flying lesson at school, being very pale and probably frightened after refereeing the Quidditch match in PS and trying to curse a DE and missing during the Battle of Seven Harrys).

John Nettleship whom Snape was partly based on was probably autistic.

#harry potter books #severus snape #severus snape meta #pro snape #actually autistic #autistic snape

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captainjacklyn · 1 year

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dorm leaders when they realized they are in love with g/n!reader please

I'm so sorry for answering this ask so late, I hope you enjoy it as much as I loved making it !

Pairing(s) : riddle roseheart x reader, Leona Kingscholar x reader, azul ashengrotto x reader, kalim al-asim x reader, vil schoenheit x reader, Idia Shroud x reader, malleus draconia x reader

warning(s) : I don't think there is anything too angsty or scary, just fluff ! The reader is gender neutral and mostly addressed as 'you'

Dorm leaders realizing they are in love :

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle would be in denial about loving you, not because he doesn't want to but because his mother always said that love was a distraction to the rode of success.

No wonder her husband hates her

As much as he found the idea exasperating, rules were meant to be followed so Riddle would push away any personal feelings aside to concentrate on what was 'more important'.

He tried to do so ever since he met you.

He brushes his crush off as platonic to avoid getting distracted by these foreign feelings. You're just a friend he thought to himself, Just a friend and nothing more.

However, it's impossible to not notice the occasional blush that adorn the red head's cheeks whenever he's around you.

The way he stutters when talking to you despite being normally composed with others.

Riddle will also want to spend more time with you, what's better than a nice study session ? If you aren't the brightest, it's ok. He'll still propose to study with you even if you are the best.

In comparison to how he tutors his fellow dorm members, Riddle will actually be a little more strict. He wants you to surpass yourself and he wants to be the one to help you achieve that.

Gets flustered when you get too close to him, will jump a little if you surprise him at a time where he leasts expects it. It stops being funny the moment he yells : "OFF WITH YOUR-"

Trey will quickly realize his dorm leader's fondness for you and will try to talk to him about it. He also tells Riddle to confess at some point because it's possible to never get a chance like this again.

Leona Kingscholar

Leona...I don't know much about how he would react.

The entire thing is quite complicated, he acts as if he doesn't like you but not in a way that tsunderes do. Leona is chill and treats you like he would with others but with more affection and favoritism.

Smooth talker. B*tch knows what he's doing and if you don't pick up on the signals, he's kissing you and waiting for a reaction to come out.

WILL act softer around you, he's not denying it either. "I like the herbivore and so what ? You gonna cry about it ?" Ruggie really envies you, you don't need to deal with as much stress as him...fucker-

He is a lovable *sshole and I'm not taking that back, he'll chuckle when you say you hate him cause he can get annoying. But in his mind I imagine him panicking like :

Wait seriously ? I mean, I hate myself too but really ?

His ears perk up at the mention of your name, very possessive and very jealous but he trusts you wouldn't try to date his sworn enemy.

After all, who doesn't want him ?

Everyone.

Although he acts prideful and confident he does have his doubts about you as well as if his feelings are reciprocated. Brushes it off like its nothing but someone out there is gonna notice that the dorm leader is ticked off.

He'll invite you to nap with him cause a human body pillow isn't all that bad to be honest, lunch at the botanical garden are a must as well.

Won't care of you're late to class, he's keeping you with him wether you like it or not.

Azul Ashengrotto

B*TCH- trynna act cool and composed when he just spits out ink the moment y'all get too close. He cries about it in his octopus pot and says he'll never crawl out of it again only to come back and make a contract with you to get married I mean- go on a date.

That is totally what I meant....He scribbled 'forever' on it though.

Cute octopus, very shy, won't admit it.

He invites you to Mostro Lounge often, wether you wish to come or not is your choice but just know one of the leech brothers is dragging your ass back there.

He only trusts jade with this task because Floyd will not hesitate to tell you his dorm leader is madly in love with you.

One compliment is enough for him to try and impress you by being almost full of himself. He stutters a lot, it's adorable, you can tease him about it but don't go too hard cause the ink projectile is still an option.

"Why hello there [Name], I was wondering if you could work at the Mostro Lounge ? I promise I can give you a generous pay~" "Actually, your heart is all I need to be repaid but thank you for the kind offer."

Jaws dropped, face flushed, glasses foggy, the heart you wanted exploded and Floyd wheezing on the floor.

Azul rn :

Kalim Al-Asim

Sunshine, so obvious, so adorably stupid he can't even realize you know.

He is a very generous person in general so expect a lot of gifts and plenty of attention directed towards you.

Always celebrates your presence with a party the moment you enter in the scarabia dorms. Jamil is pretty much begging you to invite him instead of coming, because he can only cook and handle so much.

If you're more of a flirtatious type, he will get flustered but not as badly as Azul. Just very bashful and proceeds to laugh it off to calm his beating heart.

"[Name] ! [Name] ! [Name] ! How about we hop over to the dorms ? I'm organizing another party and I think you should come too :D !"

He loves to say your name, he can repeat it every day non stop until Viper drags you back to make him shut up since no one had a second of sleep.

It's been three days, he doesn't wanna listen. (rather he can't listen cause your face is clouding his entire mind)

"Oh ! [Name] ! Wanna head to the light music club with me ? I wanna show you a brand new song we've been practicing !"

He spends most of his time with you and will insist you join him in a lot of activities, of course if you don't want to then that's ok as well !

if you want anything special to eat at lunch he'll buy it for you ! Money isn't exactly a problem for this prince.

He isn't all that flustered when he confesses to you, if you reject him he'll be sad but will understand. He will stay your friend though, poor cinnamon roll doesn't want to ruin your friendship.

Vil Schoenheit

Confident and unbothered by the whole situation, you can't even tell wether he likes you or he's constantly trying to insult you.

It may seem strange, but I feel like vil wouldn't necessarily care when it comes to appearances. he just wants the one he falls for to at least take care of their complexion. He wouldn't love someone with no hygiene that's for sure.

Pays extra attention to you, even Rook could be jealous if he was capable of it. Oh and speaking of the hunter :

Get ready to have rook in your shoes for the rest of your life because if he follows vil around then he'll chase you around, bye bye privacy.

Potato this. Potato that. "Your posture should be better." "You need to fix your hair." "You have something on your face." "DID YOU NOT USE THE SKIN CARE I GAVE YOU- ?!"

He doesn't go soft, its the complete opposite for this guy. Vil really tries to bring out the best out of you but he can sometimes become overbearing.

If you lack self esteem, I'm sure he won't hesitate to show you just how beautiful you are.

*Pulls out mirror from nonexistent pocket* YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL

He balances his time by your side though, cameras are all around when a famous model attends one of the best schools. Rumors will start to spark and it's gonna be a little hard to ignore those. But he'll protect you from them and just deny the ones who talk bad about you.

You bet he's gonna confess to you when the moon is out. He's just smooth like that.

Idia Shroud

Denial is a river in Egypt-

"No, I don't like anyone love is for idiots that have a social life." "Are you sure about that ?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"

He is Meg in Hades form, it's ok to be in love blue haired man. You have a crush on someone blue haired man and it's not the end of the world.

He will avoid you, a lot.

If you managed to become friends before he fell for you it will be even more awkward, he wants to continue playing games with you but it's different now. He's scared he'll embarrass himself in front of you and it wasn't like that before. Ortho is the only one pushing him to talk to you, but how can he even look at you without turning into a fireball ?!

Whenever you manage to have small talk he just immediately switches to his tablet to hide his gorgeous face behind. Flirt with him and it'll be the end of it.

The ends of his hair become pink and he heats up like crazy, you'll kill him one day you know that !

The more extroverted you are the harder its gonna be for him and even worse if you like to flirt for fun because HOLY MOTHER OF THE HEAVENLY GODS STOP LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT-

Is this joke getting old ? Because I still think he is a ticking nuclear bomb that is triggered by strong emotions such as confusion.

God that would explode so easily.

Malleus Draconia

Malleus. Dragon boy. Precious. Just how rich are you-

I'm sure a lot of people have said this already but of course Malleus does not know how humans court other humans.

So he brings you diamonds rubies and other precious stones (necklaces and bracelets too actually) to show how much he fancies you.

Wether you refuse them or accept them is your choice but he gets really pouty when you don't keep it.

Malleus is a little confused, he doesn't understand why you don't comprehend the reason for his actions.

Lilia will probably pop out of nowhere before you meet Malleus again to tell you the meaning behind the expensive gifts.

Just so you know, Dragons are a specie that mate for life, and he chose you to be his partner forever.

"Do you wish to go on a stroll with me, Child of Man ? You would make me a very happy fae if you would ever so kindly accept."

Night walks are very frequent, you can notice the green fireflies peacefully floating around you. It's such a wonderful sight, but the only beautiful view he looks at is you.

"The moon is quite beautiful tonight isn't it ?"

“The moon is beautiful, isn't it?” is a phrase that means you're telling that person that you love them without actually telling them you love them.

Either you're dense or you just rejected him the moment you respond with a yes and looks at you expectantly but nothing happens.

Not a kiss ?

No ?

....

thank you for reading and lasagna-

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harunayuuka2060 · 1 year

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*In Professor Crewel's class*

Professor Crewel: Has everyone been informed for the upcoming event that will led by Professor MC?

The class: Yes, sir!

Professor Crewel: Good. Don't embarrass me, puppies. Show what you've got. Class dismissed.

*the students talking excitedly about the event*

Student A: I think we'll be able to catch them very easily.

Student B: I'm not going to say that. I heard from one of the students here that MC-sensei specialty.

Rook, Vil, and Epel: ...

Epel: Vil, I wasn't informed about the event. What are we doing?

Vil: Professor MC will infiltrate our dorms. And we need to catch them before they could steal one item from each dorm leaders.

Rook: Isn't that exciting, Epel?

Epel: Um... I don't know. Are they just going to sneak in?

Vil: *smirks* Are you underestimating our magicless professor, Epel?

Epel: O-Of course not! I wouldn't dare!

Ruggie: So what will be our strategy, Leona?

Leona: *yawns* Nothing.

Jack: Nothing?! It's an event that will help the students a lot in earning credits!

Leona: Huh?

Ruggie: I knew you were not listening, Leona.

Ruggie: MC-sensei had convinced Professor Trein and Professor Crewel to give an exemption to the dorm that would manage to catch them from any projects for this whole month.

Leona: Tch. So?

Ruggie: You need this. Considering how lazy you are.

Riddle: Secure the possible blindspots in the dorm!

Cater: Wow, you're taking it seriously, Riddle.

Ace: Why wouldn't he? It was because of him this event is being held. *laughs*

Riddle: *tries to hold his temper*

Cater: Care to explain, Ace?

Ace: Sensei told me this. Housewarden Riddle has no self-preservation and they compared them to a lone rabbit.

Riddle: THAT'S ENOUGH! GRRR! I'LL MAKE THE PROFESSOR TAKE BACK THEIR WORDS!

Cater and Riddle: Haha...

Riddle: Trey! How's the preparation going?

Trey: Everything's great.

Riddle: Good. The event will start any minute now.

Trey: By the way, Riddle. *goes to fix his hair*

Riddle: Ah, was it messy?

Trey: *smiles* Just a little bit.

Cater and Ace: *feels something off*

Cater: *whispers* Hey, Ace.

Ace: *whispers back* Yeah?

Cater: Trey was baking in the kitchen, right?

Ace: Maybe he's done?

Cater: That fast?

Riddle: Alright. Be sure to return immediately.

Trey: Okay. *leaves the room*

Trey: *showing up from behind, holding a cake* Riddle, I'm done baking the sweets for the afternoon snack.

Ace, Riddle, and Cater: ...

Trey: *confused why they're staring at him in horror*

Riddle: We... WE HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED!!!

MC: *tears their Trey mask* *leaving the Heartslabyul dorm, holding Riddle's favorite book* That was easy, hehe~.

MC: Now... Where should I go next?

Professor Crewel: Is everyone ready for the double the amount of projects you're going to receive this month?

Half of the students: *groans*

Ignihyde and Diasomnia students: *letting out a sigh of relief because they barely managed to win*

MC: *entering the room* Hello~

The class: Hello, sensei!

MC: *giggles* I'm here to excuse the Ignihyde and Diasomnia students.

Professor Crewel: Are they going to join your special class?

MC: I'm afraid they're still lacking. But I don't mind teaching them the basics.

Sebek: SENSEI! PLEASE GO HARD ON US!

MC: *looks at him* Oh~ I'll be sure to do that, Sebek. Since I've had outwit you.

Sebek: Nghhhh!

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst crewel #twst vil #twst rook #twst epel #twst riddle #twst ace #twst cater #twst trey #twst sebek #twst ruggie #twst jack #twst leona #twst professor mc

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glitterrosesnzz · 4 months

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unnecessary things

man this is SO LATE but i finished writing a b-day snz fic for W/anderer!!!

word count: 1k

“Hh-hH’Nxt!!”

Aether froze mid-step, looking over his shoulder at where the Wanderer was standing behind him, avoiding eye contact.

“...Was that a sneeze?” Aether asked, turning around fully to face him. The Wanderer tsked, tilting his hat down so that Aether couldn’t see his eyes.

“You must be hearing things… maybe you should go get your ears checked.” He said, “In case you’ve forgotten, I’m nothing more than a puppet. I don’t do such unnecessary things.”

“Oh, really?” Aether started walking towards the other, smirking a little when the Wanderer took an instinctive step back. “Then surely you wouldn’t mind if I tested a few things, would you?”

“And just what gives you the impression that I’m going to let you do that?”

“Because if you don’t, then I’ll know for sure that you were lying to me just now.”

“...Tch. Whatever.” The Wanderer slowly moved to sit down on the ground. “Have your fun. You’ll soon see that this is pointless.”

“We’ll see about that.” Aether kneeled down in front of him, rummaging around in his bag for something to make the other sneeze, but… hm. Now that he was thinking about it, what would make a puppet sneeze? The Wanderer was definitely capable of sneezing, Aether knew that what he had heard had not just been his mind playing tricks on him, but what had even set him off in the first place? Had it just been random?

“We don’t have all day you know.” The Wanderer said, tapping his finger on his knee impatiently, seemingly bored already. “Hurry up and get this over with.”

Huffing out a breath, Aether abandoned the useless contents of his bag, and decided to pick one of the longer pieces of grass surrounding the two of them. The Wanderer smirked.

“Seriously? A plant? Need I remind you that I was almost a god, a strand of grass isn’t going to affect me.”

“Oh, just shut up already.” A piece of grass wouldn’t have been Aether’s first pick either, but it was the best thing he had right now. Reaching out, he gently grabbed hold of the Wanderer’s chin, tilting the other’s head to have a slightly better angle. Surprisingly, the Wanderer didn’t protest this motion, instead remaining silent as Aether began to swish the piece of grass back and forth.

After a few minutes or so of no reaction, Aether let out a slightly frustrated noise, briefly pulling the grass away in order to lightly flick the Wanderer’s nose.

“You do realize that refusing to breathe implies that I was right, right?” Aether asked. The Wanderer blinked- seemingly surprised at having been caught, before glaring at him. Aether didn’t rise to it, instead waiting patiently, blade of grass at the ready. After a moment of prolonged eye contact, the Wanderer reluctantly let out a breath.

It hitched soon after.

Aether’s face lit up as the Wanderer’s glare darkened.

“Don’t think that means anyth- hIH- h-hey!” The Wanderer’s expression started to twist into something else altogether as Aether immediately got right back to work, gently tilting the Wanderer’s head from side to side as he tried to find just the right angle. “W-wait- hiH… hEh…”

Aether stuck his tongue out slightly as he focused, twisting the grass back and forth. He must have briefly hit some sort of spot, if the way the Wanderer’s hitching breaths had momentarily pitched up was any indication, it was just a matter of finding that spot again. The Wanderer’s hands slowly lifted up-

“If you rub your nose or stop me, it means I win.” Aether deadpanned, and the Wanderer’s hands froze in place. From the way they were trembling slightly, it must be taking the Wanderer some effort to keep them from moving any further. Aether let out a small laugh. “Although, I’ve practically already won, considering you so obviously need to sneeze.”

“HihH- N-no I don-hH- hiIH-”

“Of course you do, listen to you!” Aether continued, “You can’t stop hitching like ‘heH’ and ‘hAH’-”

“Hh’nNxti!!” The Wanderer abruptly forcibly pulled away to stifle a sneeze into his hands. Aether paused, briefly shocked, before coming to a realization as the Wanderer’s breath hitched again.

“Wait, hold on-”

“S-shut, hEH-, shutup- hiH-”

“Did you sneeze just because I mimicked it?” Aether asked, watching in fascination as the Wanderer’s ears slowly turned a faint shade of red. “You did, didn’t you.”

The Wanderer shook his head in the negative, unable to speak as his breath hitched desperately.

“Hh- hEH’xNtiu!! Hh’Nxtii!!” He stifled two more sneezes into his hands. Aether let out a disapproving sound.

“C’mon now, don’t stifle, it’s bad for you.” He said, reaching out and grabbing hold of the Wanderer’s wrists. The Wanderer startled, leaning back-

Tilted off balance, the Wanderer went tumbling backwards, Aether being slightly dragged with him. Aether let out a small yelp, quickly reorienting himself, blinking to discover that the Wanderer’s hat had fallen off in the brief movement-

And that he currently practically had the Wanderer pinned to the ground.

…Hm. Well, actually… he could roll with this.

“Get off of me.” The Wanderer managed to hiss out- seemingly practically biting his tongue before his breath could hitch again.

“Nu-uh, I don’t think I will.” Aether smirked as the Wanderer choked back another hitching breath. “Don’t hold back on my account. Or, maybe, do you need me to teach you how to sneeze?”

“D-don’t-”

“You already have the ‘hiIH-’ and ‘hEH-’ part down, now you just need the-”

“Hh- hiH’IsHKiu!!”

“There you go!” Aether laughed despite the strong surge of anemo energy, leaning into his geo affinity to remain unaffected. “Now was that so hard-”

“Hh’shKiu!! Hih- hEH’inKshii! F-fuck- hH’iKshiu!!”

“Bless you!” Aether let go of the Wanderer’s wrists, getting off of him as the other sat up, breath still hitching. “Maybe this was a bit too much, huh?”

“Hh’NxTtii!!” Attempting to stifle again did the Wanderer no favours as his next hitching breath reached a much more desperate pitch. “HhEH- hH’iSHiu!! Heh’ShKii!! H’eshii!! Hh- hIH- hhEH’inKShiu!!”

Aether watched in silence as the Wanderer sniffled, rubbing his nose against his sleeve.

“So…” He started, after a significant number of seconds had passed without another hitching breath from the other. “What was that about not needing to do ‘unnecessary things’, again?”

The Wanderer paused in the middle of retrieving his hat to give him a glare. (With his hair mussed up from both the tumble and the sneezing fit though, Aether couldn’t help but imagine a hissing kitten.)

“...Shut up.” The Wanderer muttered, before pitching his voice louder. “If you’ve finished amusing yourself with childish games, we have stuff to do.”

“Yeah yeah, whatever.” Aether rolled his eyes, “Just know that I will be remembering this.”

The Wanderer said nothing in response, walking past him, but Aether couldn’t help but smirk as he noticed the faint blush on the other’s face.

#Gen/shin Imp/act #snz #snz fic #i'm saving the perfume concept for a later day so have fun with this in the meantime #i think you'll be able to pinpoint the exact moment i went ''lets get self indulgent with this'' dhfksjdlfkjds

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fushiguroll · 2 years

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“DON’T LOOK AT HIM, LOOK ONLY AT ME”

⇢ iwaizumi hajime, tsukishima kei, kenma kozume, semi eita, miya osamu, matsukawa issei x f!reader

synopsis: the one in which you gush about another guy in front of him

ʚɞ IWAIZUMI Hajime | peeks over at you when sees you fanning yourself. “what’s wrong, princess?” you hold up the phone to his face, a picture of Michael B. Jordan’s newest mirror selfie. “do you see his muscles? mmmm his biceps...don’t mind if I do!” you throw in a little lip lick just for that extra element of persuasion. Iwaizumi furrows his brows and studies the picture before tossing the phone back to you. He doesn’t say a word but heads for your shared bedroom, coming out in his workout clothes. you glance at the clock, “you’re going the gym now?” He leans down for a little kiss before pulling back, making sure to flex his biceps ever so slightly as he replies, “gotta go and make sure my princess is never tempted by another muscular man again.”

ʚɞ TSUKISHIMA Kei | is subtly playing with your hair as you lie on his lap. “hey”, he gently tugs on the end of your hair and moves the phone away from your face, “I want to see your face.” You smile up at him, “what’s up, baby?” “what are you thinking about?” “this guy I saw at the gym the other day. he was seriously fit.” Tsukishima immediately pushes you off him. “hey!” He turns his back to you ready to give you the silent treatment. You climb back on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck, resisting all his efforts to push you off. “I'm just kidding, it’s a prank. You know I only have eyes for you.” You know you’ve got him when you see the smile he’s trying to fight back as he replies with a “tch. idiot.” you lean in to kiss him and he doesn’t pull away.

ʚɞ KENMA Kozume | looks up from his phone and sees you sighing dreamily, looking down at your laptop screen. “what are you sighing about?” he asks in a slightly bored voice as he puts down his own phone and scoots over a little, resting his chin on your shoulder, his arms snaking around your waist. “oh nothing, just some compilation of Tom Holland’s doing his Spiderman stunts. Isn’t he so cute?look at his muscles, babe.” kenma stiffens at your words, unable to hide the bitterness in his heart. He doesn’t even realize he was pouting until you pointed it out. “awwww, baby, you know you’re always the cutest in my eyes.” he pulls you in closer and buries his face in the crook of neck, sneaking tiny kisses on them. “mmm, I better be,” he says, biting down slightly harder. Looks like you gotta bring out this side of kenma more often.

ʚɞ SEMI Eita | “semi, semi, semi!” you bounced happily, jumping into his arms and he catches you just as easily, making sure you’re comfortable before tugging in a piece of stray hair behind your ears. “honey, honey, honey,” he mimics you, “what’s going on, pretty lady?” you leaned back against his chest, “remember the guy we saw on the street yesterday? the guy in the gray sweatpants?” Semi nods slowly, lowkey dreading what you were going to say. “he’s pretty cute, isn’t he? and he looked good in those gray sweats” Semi sit up taller and you can feel the outline of his muscular chest. “and?” you turn around, looking at him in the eyes, “and I was thinking you look even cuter.” semi laughs and you hear relief in them, “bring your laptop here, let’s shop for some gray sweats right now.”

ʚɞ MIYA Osamu | “SAMU! COME HERE PLEASE!” “ ‘M COMING!” You hear your husband’s running footsteps and giggles when he dramatically jumps onto the bed. “how graceful,” you complimented him as he plops onto the bed. You showed him a picture of a muscular Atsumu, “look what Tsumu sent me this morning.” Osamu immediately sits up and narrows his eyes at the screen, before grabbing your phone and zooming in on the picture. “why’s he sending ya pictures?” You shrug, knowing full well the only reason Atsumu sent you his half-naked picture was for this prank. “you should be proud of your brother. He’s getting fitter and fitter everyday.” Osamu shakes his head, completely unbothered. “are you jealous, Samu?” With a bored expression, Samu looks at you before before answering, “it was obviously photoshopped. It might be his face, but it’s my body.” You stared at him incredulously, “seriously?” Osamu smirks, “what? ya don’t believe me?” He lifts up his white t-shirt ever so slightly, “why don’t ya double check?

ʚɞ MATSUKAWA Issei | can see the way you gulp as you scroll through instagram. He sneaks up behind you and wraps his arms around your shoulder. “what’s got you so hot and bothered? pictures of me perhaps?” You shake your head, “no, but look at this newest’s picture of BTS. everyone of them looks so good. but have you seen Jin? he looks like he’s been working out.” Issei smirks, completely unbothered and gently grabs your phone from out your hand. “hey! Issei, that’s my phone-” He interrupts you with a kiss, fingers tightening around your hips, pulling you in close before suddenly pulling away. His little impromptu kiss left you slightly dazed. “what was that for?” He smiles again before placing a gentle kiss on your nose, “make sure you only keep your eyes on me, okay?”

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stargirlie25 · 4 months

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Just saw this.....

Before i say anything let me say i truly want everybody to pay attention to this post and the information inside especially if you agree with the post above.

How little do you know about Elain Archeron?

Let me tell you she has done these things but this person stretched out everything making Elain seem as a person she is not. You seriously think Elain would like anybody who talks about her like this? You think she would be flattered? These are all the people who claim they are Elain stans and change her character left and right.

What's true about what this person said is that she drinks whisky,stabbed the king of hybern,gives airplane gifts,found the suriel, and said ´´I hope they all burn in hell´´. Everything else is false and so disrespectful to her character.

Firstly Elain is seen to be a kind soul who owns up to her mistakes and is thankful for anybody ´s kindness and will remember it forever. That being said, Rhysand was seen once flying Elain to and from The house of wind so she can see her sister. She loves her sister and wants to see her and Rhys is taking her. Do you think she would like that her ´´stans´´ are saying he is her ´´little flying lackey´´ No. She would find you an unpleasant person who lacks respect.

´´Made a 500 year old obsession without even trying´´ You are right. Elain did nothing to have that. It is just because her sisters got with Azriels brothers and the dear shadowsinger formed an idea that Elain is rightfully supposed to be his because you know what, her sisters are with his brothers and that is enough logic. If its an obsession of any sorts, it is an unhealthy one.

Just some reasons:

He feels unworthy to taint her with his presence and hides a part of him (shadows) and hates another (hands) in regards to Elain.

For two years straight all he did was Pump himself and he said himself that he certainly had not gone far with his planning other than his fantasies.

He loved Mor for centuries and after the almost kiss with Elain, he refuses to disclose his feelings for mor. Even in ACOSF it represents he still feels for her.

He says its best to Kill greyson (Elain´s ex lover) even though Elain forbid feyre and others from doing anything to him.

He gets angry at the thought of Elain doing at least something and underestimates her -which is the only canon proof of what he could be thinking so don´t even try. Elain even calls out Nesta who had the same reaction and same reasoning. We have both Nesta and Feyre calling out how they do not like territorial traits from a man.

❗❗❗❗HOSAB SPOILERS❗❗❗❗

He gives credit to Nesta for beheading the king ´´Herself´´ which is a direct parallel to Lucien crediting Elain for her bravery. Before you guys yap about how its factually correct on what he said, do you realise how easy it could have been for sarah to say something like

Azriel said,´´Her sister stabbed the king of hybern,´´ A look towards truthteller and back at bryce and she could have sworn pride swarmed his eyes ´´Nesta beheaded the king of hybern herself´´

Dont bully me i have no idea how to write books but SJM could have put something even more tone down and it would still be an nice Elnotreal moment. Instead she made a direct parallel with what Lucien once said in ACOWAR.

∴ His ´´obsession´´ is super unhealthy.

Anyways whats next?

´´Had the shadowsinger running around´´ I mean go ahead make Elain seem like fricking b**tch. She is so sweet and kind and for some reason you want to take that away to make her seem strong? You have to put down multiple characters to uplift Elain? YOU have to. Not Elain. I can see from people who agree with the statement above (the picture) are simply blind to what Elain offers. There is a strength in her kindness,generosity, manner and feminism. When i see how kind Elain is, i see her strength. I see HER power. She respects all those around her and if i stan her why would i change that narrative?

That being said, Elain would continue to thank everybody who shows her kindness and if you think not than do not even bother saying you are pro Elain.

Same thing with saying she forbid everyone from eating. Elnotreals are seriously taking the forbidden love idea too far. All jokes aside she literally canonically said that they should not wait for her and go ahead and eat. Even if she did say that, no offense to my girl but they would all laugh their a$$ off and continue to eat.

Although Elain distances herself from Lucien, based on her character she would be offended if someone said she does not gaf.

Even this creator would. Imagine i made a anti Elain post saying something along the lines of

´´I hate Elain because she practically does not gaf about the mating bond with lucien and she sucks because of it´´

In this circumstance, you guys would pounce right away and start listing off the reason on why it isn´t the fact she does not gaf its because of _______ etc.

Although you are using it to make her seems as though she is a Girlboss for it? I´m not blaming her because i literally 100% believe it is not the fact she does not care, it's deeper.

´´uglified herself´´ There you go again, disrespecting Elains family, friends. First of all, no one needed Elain to be there, they needed Nesta. They did not choose Elain. They chose Nesta because of her dancing so she could seduce Eris. It was Elains choice to come although no one needed her. Mor always prefers to wear red and she did wear it the court of nightmares. Elain chose to wear black to match as the High Ladys sister in order to match. She herself looks prefers lilaks,blues,pinks but probably told herself she needed to be someone else to fit in. Something Cass and Rhysand has noted. Why are you calling her ugly when her current state is ´´Life being sucked from her´´

You just love disrespecting my girl acting like its a praise. tsk, tsk

Why am i making this post? What if its just a joke?

Its not just that. Many people use this information to uplift Elain while they casually ignore her own choices and personality. So what if this is a joke? On the bottom it says

´´You sure she is not developed enough?´´

Meaning what she wrote is development for Elain. No its not. Its erasing her character and morphing a new one in her place. I could go on and on of other reasons as to why Elain is developed and it is none of those reasons. Most of her development would happen in her own book and from her own pov instead of other characters just like Nesta.

Anyways my hole point is that you dont have to make Elain seem like she runs the ic, or she dominates everybody, or is a mastermind.

Let me get this straight

Feyre is a highlady: STRONG

Nesta is a warrior: STRONG

Elain is a gardener: STRONG

In my opinion it could be stronger. Maybe because im just like her haha but in a world of warrior women or tongue lasher women, she remain her perfect self, Elain Archeron and she would let no man or no ´´stan´´ change that.

#Elain #pro Elain #Pro Elain archeron #elain archeron #elnotreals

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anotherrosesthatfell · 5 months

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╰┈➤ Tomorrow is another day

This is Angst perspective of his family or his so called depression...

Tomorrow is another day.

Father beat up mother for useless reason. She was feeding Merciless, she should just listen to father.

"Mom... I brought the bandages. Mister Cross is calming father down." I said as I sit next to her.

Her eyes are lifeless, yet... She still smile at me with such genuine smile.

"Thank you Angst... You're a kind child.." She smiles as she hugs me.

It feels like I am comforting her right now.

Tomorrow is another day.

"Hey, Angst. Do you want to read book together?" Crescent showed me a fairytale book.

It's the same book we read, father did not gift him any new books.

"Sure... Anything for my twin brother." I force myself to smile.

Crescent would be sad if I didn't smile. As the oldest, I should make my brother happy.

Tomorrow is another day.

I am in my study, Crescent skipped his lesson so the tutor is chasing after him. That's when I saw a small figured sneak it.

"Hey, who are you." I caught the little one.

He has the same hair as my mother... Who...?

"A-Are you one of my brother?" the child spoke.

Ah... The realization hits me. This is Merciless, the child that father locked him away from us.

I let go of him and place him on my seat gentle. He is too.. Fragile. His body is full of bruises and his hair seem like it never was washed.

"Hello little brother. I am Angst, your oldest brother." I said as I patted him. "Mom talked a lot about you."

"Mom did?" he beamed happily and smiles.

That smile.... It's so precious. How could father ever hate this child...?

"I-I am happy to meet you older brother. Mom always tells me story about my older brothers and I like to meet you!" he smiles "B-But I have to go now, the evil man will be angry at mom again..."

The evil man...? Oh, right... Father is the evil man.

"Actually... How about you stay with me?" I smiles. " Father would listen to my request, don't worry."

"R-Really? Thank you!" Merciless hug me as he excited to get along with me.

How refreshing....

Tomorrow is another day

"I heard you been 'hanging out' with that rat." Father glares at me.

"And?" I look at him with bored. "I am the heir of this family, I can do whatever I want including playing with my little brother."

"That rat is not your brother!" father grabbed my wrist as he yelled at me. "that bastard child—"

"Let go of me Father." I said. "If you seriously want proof that he is not your son, I can use my magic to do so." I smirk. "But of course, you don't want to know right? Because you don't want to handle the feeling of guilt."

Father is quiet for a while. He let go of my wrist and look away.

Tch, I have a pathetic father...

"Don't forget I am your son, father. I know your weakness very well." I said as I walked away.

Tomorrow is another day.

Mother gave birth to a daughter. Father changed his heart immediately for his new born daughter.

Disgusting.

"Do you want to hold your little sister, Angst?" My mother got my attention.

I put down my book at look at her. What was her name again? Ah yes, Artemis... The God of Greek name.

Father truly changed for a mere child.

I fake my smile and took Artemis as I hold her. She is so small and fragile, not fragile as Merciless yet... Her in my arms, I could kill her anytime I want.

"she is pretty like you, mom." I gave a false sincerity. "I'm so lucky to have a little sister. Now my little brother won't be so lonely anymore."

I don't want her in my life.

Tomorrow is another day.

Merciless and Artemis birthday is a day apart. How sad... Merciless birthday wasn't celebrate at all while Artemis birthdays is extravagant and grand with blessings.

"Brother Angst, brother Crescent! Thanks for making it on time!" she beamed with a smile, it's not precious as Merciless smile.

"Yeah! I skipped all my lessons and I bought you a gift!" Said Crescent.

He love Artemis but he did not love Merciless. I don't understand.

"Awe, thank you Crescent. I don't need a gift from you because your presence is enough for me!" Artemis hug both Crescent and me.

How suffocating...

"Right, Artemis is so nice... She grew up nothing like us so she always think positive." I said with a fake smiles.

Crescent could sense my insincerity but Artemis couldn't. She still believe her older brother love her.

"Right... Artemis, you should go cut the cake! Angst and I will follow you later." Said Crescent.

"Okay!" Artemis excitedly run towards the table.

Crescent gave me a dead glare and look disappointed.

"What's wrong with you? This is our little sister birthday, be nice!" Crescent rolls his eyes.

"I am nice. You should be glad I don't ruin her birthday." I said. "Now if you mind, I will go to Merciless and mom instead because apparently you didn't wish his birthday yesterday." I scoffed.

Crescent is quiet, he seems disturbed for some reasons... Oh, Crescent never meet Merciless. He didn't know Merciless birthday too.

"... Let's just have fun for our little sister sake. You can go to Merciless later or else Father will be upset that we are not presence enough in Artemis life." Said Crescent as he hold my hand.

How can I blame him... Crescent is still immature child that need to be guide. He listen to father too much....

Tomorrow is another day.

"Brother Angst! Is it true I have another brother?" Artemis cried as she found out the truth. "W-Why I never get to meet him?!"

"Artemis..." I sighed as I comfort her. "Father don't like him and you shouldn't be around him." I said.

"B-But that's so cruel!" She frowned. "I will talk to father about this! He will listen to me."

... Daddy's girl truly annoying but Artemis brings advantage for Merciless sake. If she managed to convince Father, I can teach Merciless how to read at last....

"alright, I believe in you." I smile. "I'll be by your side to talk with Father."

And Father finally got Merciless his own room.

Tomorrow is another day.

Merciless fell asleep. I guess he is sleepy after I read him a history book.

I carried him to his room and put a magic barrier so those lowly servants would not disturb him.

I guess I should go to the library..

"How could you eat so much when your brothers had to starved themselves."

Oh? Is this mother voice...?

Mother is scolding Artemis.... This is amusing.

"I-I am sorry mama—"

"Don't call me that." she glares at Artemis. "You should think more about your brothers..." mother left after telling Artemis those words.

I can sense mother was forced to said it. It was father orders, so Artemis wouldn't get attached to mother....

I step closer to Artemis and pat her.

"Artemis, why are you crying?" I fake my concern.

"Brother Angst- I—"

"Did mother said something harsh? I will tell father so he will punish mother." I said a lie.

"N-NO!" Artemis quickly wipe her tears. "I tripped and fell! Mother was worried about me and told me to be careful next time!" Artemis hold my hand as she trembles.

That's right... She should live quietly, a child born with golden spoon. Just be lucky that I am still nice.

"Alright... If you said that. You should go to the doctor for treatment." I smiles.

Artemis nodded quietly and left. It was fun for a while...

Tomorrow is another day.

Crescent finally left home to be a priest at the church of light kingdom. Good for him...

Artemis became a popular singer and befriend with a prince of light kingdom. Father wasn't mad at all....

Merciless finally know how to read, he also got a beautiful fiancee. I am happy for them.

Mother met a witch, she is happier and she forgets about her children...

And Father....

"I think Artemis should be the Queen of this kingdom." Said father as he took a sip of the tea.

"Really?" I laughed. "Father... How could you be so gentle and stupid? Artemis power can't be compare to mine, I am far stronger than her and you." I gave a bored eyes.

Father is still silence. He is too pathetic...

"If you dare to make Artemis the queen then fine. I'll kill you and her by my hand, I'll destroy this kingdom too." I threatened him. "I already let that useless girl live a quiet happy life, I pretended fo be a supportive brother and I am kind enough to let her believes that you are 'super nice dad'. "

"Tch... You are truly like me." Said father.

"I guess I am." I smirk. "But I am kind enough to let you two lives. If I weren't, our family would be dead already in my hands." I stood up from my seat. "But again, I am kind enough to spare Merciless if I were to kill our family."

I pat my father shoulder as a threat not to speak nonsense in my presence again.

"You should know better." I said as I left the room.

And that's the last time I spoke to my father.

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Artemis and a sunflower in full bloom Au belong to @abloomingsunflower / @itzcherrybonbon

#angst sans #crescent sans #corrupted nightmare sans #killer sans #merciless sans #artemis sans #evil lux au #undertale au #killermare #killermare shipchildren #ship child #a sunflower in full bloom au

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hill-art02 · 6 months

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Moomins if it was written by the people who wrote Helluva boss.

* It started off as a wholesome show about Moomintroll and his adventures with his friends and family in Moominvalley, but it turns into an angsty love story between him and snufkin.

* Moomin cheated on Snorkmaiden with Snufkin, but it turns out that she was an abusive b!tch, so they did nothing wrong.

* Moominpappa and Moominmama have a healthy relationship, but only pappa gets any characterization and depth, while Mama's only trait is that she is kind and loyal to her husband.

* Snuff is the shows punching bag and gets constantly mistreated by everyone, but it's okay because abuse is only bad when it happens to our favs.

* Snufkin accidentally killed his mom by dropping his pipe or something on the floor, causing a house fire. He has been traumatized ever since.

* Little My is Snufkin's sister who hates him for what he did to their mother, but since she's a girl, her trauma isn't taken as seriously as it is for snufkin despite her losing the same mom. She's also a drug addict.

* Joxter is Snufkin's abusive father who only exists to make Snufkin's life more miserable.

* The Snork is Snorkmaiden's manipulative gay brother who is more liked in the Fandom than her despite him also being a sh!tty parson.

* Thingumy and Bob are also in the show, but only in the background with no relevance to the plot because I guess the writers wanted to give all their attention to the MLM ships rather than any other sexuality.

*OH! Didn't I tell you that everyone is super horny and swears every 5 seconds?

#my text post #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critique #helluva boss critical #tw abuse mention #tw death mention #cw abuse mention #cw death mention

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flytohurt · 5 months

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Trust me, though, AEW isn’t for everyone. “Sink or swim” cuts both ways like a motherf*cker. If you watched us in Year One, you know that. I won’t name any names. But suffice to say, there were guys who had all the buzz in the world coming in at the start — and it turns out it was just that. Buzz. Seriously, there were guys who no one could shut up about. Oh my god, so and so, that dude is a MASSIVE star. Then you’d hear someone mention Darby Allin and it’s like, Yeah, Darby’s cool and all … but he’s little. He’s not REALLY gonna get over. You know who the GUY is? It’s so and so.

But here’s the thing: It wasn’t so and so. It was f*cking Darby, who was supposed to be too small and too weird. (And is a b*tch who I’ve beaten twice with a headlock takeover — but still.)

- MJF

#darbyallin #darby allin #mjf #this article is actually so fucking good

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quitealotofsodapop · 5 months

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[Canon!DBK: "So did your son release you from under the mountain as well?"

Au!DBK, spoon-feeding little Huoshan: "Yes, in a sense. My body was trapped under the mountain for sometime until my Red and the little thief lifted the staff.

Canon!DBK: "Ah. Much the same."

Au!DBK: "Ingenious how he was able to contact me in the astral plane in the meantime though. Brother Pigsy and Sandy really helped Red bring out the best in himself."

Canon!DBK: "...excuse me? The swine and the boatman!?"

Au!PIF: "You seem shocked. We've known Chef Zhu and Sandy almost ever since I brought Red home from the Southern Ocean. Save for the whole, underworld and the staff fiasco, we've been nothing but amicable."

Canon!PIF: "The Southern Ocean? But I brought Red Son home with me over... how long has your Bull been out of the mountain?"

Au!PIF: "Physically? Only a few years. It's a bit of a long story. His physical body couldn't be released with the staff still in the mountain, but my genius little boy honed his mediatation skill enough so we could at least have some family time in the astral plane."

Canon Ironbull: "...what." "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT!?"

Canon!Red: "Hey! I don't know if I can do that! This is an entirely different universe father!"

Canon!MK: "Yeah! And at least thank him for making the gauntlet in the first place. If he never made that, you would probably still be a bull skull underground."

Canon!DBK: "Not another word little thief. I am still wondering why you and your simian counterpart are even here."

Au!MK, already peeved at Canon!Ironbull: "Cus me and my Red are married!"

*Table is quiet, esp on the Canon end*

Canon!Ironbull: "What."

Au!MK, realises that he shouldn't have said that: "Hehehe, yeah... married. Where do you think the twins came from? Hehe" *nervous laughter*

Canon!Ironbull: "..."

Canon!DBK, turns seriously to his Red: "Son... WHY HAVEN'T YOU MARRIED THE LITTLE THIEF AND GIVEN US PERFECT GRANDCALVES?!"

Canon!Red, hair flooming up blush-pink: "Father! You just don't say that!!!"]

C!Hua Jiao was just.. there. I mean, he is genetically a grandchild of DBK and PIF but he's an illegitimate child.

C!Hua Jiao, mumbling: "jeez, I'm right here.."

C!Xci Nicco: "B#TCH YOU'RE THE FARTHEST THING FROM PERFECT, SHOVE A MARKER UP YOUR—"

The beef the canon Shapeshiftershipping has is WILD. They're violating each other verbally every chance they get, even if it's in front of the elders.

c!Hua Jiao: "at least I'm not some mechanic!"

C!Xci Nicco: "YOU LITERALLY F**KING ARE!"

C!Xci Nicco gets told to lower her pitch, but it's a no-can-do when her rival-crush is here. She wants to kiss him so badly and bash his head in all at the same time.

referrencing this canon!spicynoodles meeting au!spicynoodles post.

Lets be real, canon!DBk would def show off Hua Jiao, alchemical abomination or not. Thats a whole grandchild right there! He would defend Hua Jiao's honor from "that overgrown canary" until he recognises some similarities between the younger firey bull and celestial harpy, and a certain other romance (DBK and PIF).

#others ocs #shapeshiftersshipping #wukongverse #lego monkie kid #lmk #the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #spicynoodles being parents #spicynoodles #lmk fan children

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ms-cartoon · 1 year

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Seen the few sneak peaks of some upcoming episodes of HB. We might meet Moxxie’s family (mainly his father). Sorry if I’m being nitpicky, but I was kinda expecting his father to be a little bit different from his son, as well as have a different voice. It’s like he’s a literal clone of Moxxie but slightly taller with a deeper and cunning tone in his voice. And from what I’ve heard, he’s supposed to be a mobster or just apart of some kind of dangerous gang (correct me if I’m wrong). So yeah, I think his appearance should be a little bit different, more tough if anything.

Blitzo stays an a**hole to his co-workers I see. Even after that DeEp and HeArTwArMiNg conversation, he had with Moxxie back in season 1 ep 6 (Which didn’t hit deep at all). You think that after he humiliated himself in episode 7, he’d dial it back with his behavior. But I guess Viv can’t have a comedy without someone unnecessarily being a jerk.

We finally get to hear Andre’s voice. He actually sounded exactly how I imagined; almost deep and haughty. I guess it’s made clear that he and Stella have a good relationship. I’ve seen some comics that show that Andre was possibly very mean to Stella during her childhood which probably would explain her behavior and why she acts so cynically.

He and Stella are having a discussion with Stolas, and Andre brings up that Stella deserves something since Stolas cheated on her?? Which makes no sense to me?? Cuz, yes, Stolas did cheat, but why would Stella even care?!! The show already made it clear that she never even liked Stolas from the start. She didn’t even like being married to him and was only throwing fits and getting him killed simply because she was petty and liked tormenting him. What exactly does Andre and Stella hope to gain from this anyway? Neither of these two even out-rank Stolas. And what exactly has the divorce done that caused any harm to the Goetia’s. When Stella confronted Stolas, she made it seem like the divorce was gonna be a huge issue, but as far as I know... it did nothing. And they already had Octavia who’s in her late-teens, so what’s the threat here??

If they’re gonna keep bringing up the cheating, then maybe they shouldn’t have retconned Stella as a character and kept it to where she is only pissed about the affair. Maybe not have her be an evil b*tch since birth and hate Stolas for whatever reason?

Idk man!! Make it make sense!!!

We also finally get to see Barbie, Blitzo’s sister. I thought those two had a decent sibling relationship as most of us did, but it turns out... those two had a falling out as well. Barbie says, and I quote “Come on, Blitzo! Haven’t you f*cked up my life enough already??”

Jeezus!! Another one??

First, it was Fizz, then Verosika, and now his own sister!!? I mean, it’s expected, cuz Blitzo is an a** and he definitely deserves it, but is he seriously that much of a bad influence he screwed up his own sister’s life? Like, is she just over-exaggerating it?? What did he do that was so screwed up, she started to despise him? Hopefully, she won’t be like Verosika or even Stella; just straight-up petty and b*tchy for no reason. I know I’m wrong though.

Also, I see that she and Moxxie are fighting... wonder what that’s about. Probably something dumb.

And I also see that Blitzo and Fizz are having a talk. Not sure what it’s about. It was only a few seconds of Fizz talking. But from what I can assume, they might be discussing their relationship as friends (or ex-friends), maybe having a slight argument? Don’t know if those two are ever gonna reconcile in the end. All I know is that this kind of arc should’ve been explored way before we got into Stolas’s backstory with Blitzo (which we clearly don’t give the slightest sh*t about.) What happened with Fizz and Blitzo that caused the two to split up seems way more interesting than how Stolas and Blitzo met.

Here’s another thing that caught my eye (and y’all this one’s my favorite to laugh at). Stolas is shown being kidnapped by Striker, tied up n all, and even stabbed with a dagger!?

.......

I’m sorry, but are we just gonna forget that Stolas is a POWERFUL FREAKIN’ DEMON??? The same guy that can do this -

And this -

And even turn into THIS -

..... Like, are we sure he’s more powerful than Alastor??? What’s the point of him being a powerful demon prince if all he’s useful for is being a damsel in distress??? Less than 3 times Stolas is shown to be powerful when the plot says so, which is almost NEVER!!! It’s irritating!

Ugh! I just know I’m gonna go through hell watching this (no pun intended). And I’ve already seen the last few recent leaks to these episodes. This just adds on to the ridiculous bull.

#Helluva Boss #critique #critisism #hazbin hotel critique #SpindleHorse critical #anti stolitz #anti helluva boss #anti stolas #anti blitzo

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celibibratty · 6 days

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Amy is a misunderstood character, I remembered her in the old games being a bit annoying, but in reality she is super nice, kind and a cutie🌸, Amy was a character above her time, she is a tougher girl, she is basically what she is (she is a female version of sonic), just like him, she is heroic, has good intentions, wants to help, and just like him, she has her "flaws", sonic's is being slightly cocky and hers is be exaggerated/hot-head, she has the fru-fru cliches of a girl character, yes!, but it's not in a boring way (and it's not that much really, I didn't take It Amy in Sonic unleashed saying that she's enjoying/getting used to Sonic werehog form look because it's kinda cool and "wild"!😂and I didn't felt it was in a way like"oh I like the bad boy look" it sounded more like "oh, I kinda would like to dress up like a punk too😂", cute, then she shades him saying that she prefers he's day/blue form😂)

Amy for me, is that character who wants to be seen and treated like a lady, but acts like a brute, because in reality she is a little warrior, not a lady, she is little warrior princess😅🌸, and I like that, it's cute, she's a bit of a tsundere, maybeeee, but she is nice and sweet(not much of a pain in the ass like most tsunderes characters, tbh most anime cliche characters are a pain in the ass, not only tsunderes, y'know because it's anime and animes are overexagerated)

Her love/"obsession" with Sonic, people used to say that her character only revolves around Sonic and her personality is just being the girl who likes Sonic and that her love for him is toxic, no, Amy is more than that, like, in Sonic Heroes her intention was to go after Sonic, but it was also to find her friends' pets, and she takes that very seriously in the game, she doesn't even talk so much about Sonic, her love for Sonic, i don't see it that way, for me it's very genuine, for me she just wants to take care and protect him🌸, just like he does with the world and everybody, she just likes him a lot and makes that very clear, and it's meant to be comical, it's not meant to be serious, the chase it's suppose to be funny, and I like that even though Amy loves Sonic a lot, she doesn't take shit from him, she's not afraid to confront him, she's not afraid to confront anyone really😅 (see!, just like him) , Amy is a strong female character, yes!, and I say more☝️✨Amy is an example of a badass female character much more than the little blonde princess(and i don't say that because peach is delicate and amy's "not much", but because peach sometimes is a B*tch), Amy is the true pink/girls rules icon!, people say they like the modern Amy more because she is cooler and more independent, she always has been

#reflection #Ha-ha I like peach too she's also cute....but sometimes she is a bitch so my point it's still up #I the first one to apologize to Amy because I was the type who didn't like her/thought she was annoying💦#Must be this shitty sonic X effect this serie shapeshift all the characters that i like💢🔥she is not mean/annoying in the games #Amy is the best sonic girl(better than blaze and.....we don't have much sonic girls...only has cream and rogue...yeah it only last blaze)#For me amy and old/game cream SLAY✨#amy rose

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