#he's so fucking cute i want to eat him

[thefancyaster]

I'M A BIT LATE BUT HERE IS MY CONTRIBUTION FOR IZUKU'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

#he's so fucking cute i want to eat him #like seriously i'm gonna cry he's too cute #ALSO I LOVE PIXELART SO MUCH OMG #oh right actual tags #art #drawing #izuku midoriya #izuku #my art #bnha fanart #izuku fanart #deku midoriya #deku #my hero academia #boku no hero fanart #pixel art #he's too cute i'm gonna pass out #he should smile more often :(

[throwmethroughawindow]

ace is a messy whiny pussy eater, you cannot tell me otherwise

begging and whimpering for more, devouring you over and over until you’re crying bc you’re so overstimulated and he begs for “just one more baby, you taste so good”

kissing and licking your thigh as you ride out your last orgasm, your pussy squeezing his fingers as he praises you and thanks you; promising to do this for you every day of his life if you’d let him

UGH UGH UGH

Blame @terarria-sunflower FOR THESE HORNY ASS TJOUGHTS!!!!‼️‼️‼️

#one piece #portgas d ace #ace ace ace ace ace #he’s so fucking sexy #I want him whimpering between my legs #so fucking messy and cute #FUCK #I want him so badly #portgas d ace x reader #portgas d ace smut #portgas d ace pussy eater fr #you can eat my pussy whenever baby #one piece smut #one piece x reader

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv #tomgreg #greg hirsch #which side are you on? #fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk #tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited #and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going' #no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom #i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand #like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo #but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg #he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe #also he just thinks it's cute imo #and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol) #anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly #mine

[agdab]

why did they removed all his cuteness

#i eat bees. #silent hill #silent hill 2 #silent hill 2 remake #james sunderland #like.................... #yeah i want to run this man over with my car and all but #he was cute:( #and yeah id call the police if i was alone in the same room with him but thats neither here nor there #they just made blonder leon kennedy in resident evil remake here. like #and his hair just looks so weird #he just looks so weird. #they took his patches they took his swaggy gay ass biker boots #they gave him a FULL BUTTON UP SHIRT #this man wouldnt be able to handle a full button up shirt he would quit halfway thru #they literally gentrified him. they fucking gentrified him

[miekasa]

when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!! #can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’ #megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :( #megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :((( #yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change? #anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[fengstxr]

I WANT TO SQUISH HIM ANUAUAU

#strade btd #boyfriend to death #btd strade #i want to commit crimes to him #he's so fucking cute #meowmeow #i want to eat him #Squish him into bits

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Thinking plotting scheming of pt, but make it diceyd/ungeons. I think it fits so well; the plot of dd is so cute and its easy to smush existing characters into that universe.

Peppino wishes for his debt to be cleared and for his shop to be successful. Pman wants him and his art to be famous and revered beyond his wildest dreams. Vigi wants Justice or whatever (but hes actually here to be nosy about the ins and outs of the show itself). Noise wants MONEY and FAME. Mysterious man who looks like peppino wants his own shop :). All the pt bosses are dd bosses before going ‘hey, u know what? This gig kinda sucks ass. If u think u can take on the big cheese im jumpin onboard w you’.

Thats all i got LOL i am debating if i still want lady luck to be the boss or let pizzaface be the big bad and just remove the existing dd characters entirely. Pizzahead would always be the jester, and therefore, always be your last die/teammate, which i think is cute heehee hes tired of being a silly little guy no one takes seriously! Hes got silly dreams too!!!! Hes a silly guy w dreams!!!

#chattin #much to think about :) #this is bc i was playing sts and i remembered i made a mockup of his cards and stats #(UNFINISHED; i dont have anything to show im so sorry 😭) #peppino would fit SO well as a modded character in dd too #hed be a brute w shielding mechanics i think #or maybe weaken ? 🤔 #hes not complex like thief hes just gets dice and works w what he has which i think is very fitting #low rolls for weaken; high rolls for damage. very basic #or maybe try to implement his speed by having lots of dice and lots of low roll options for equipment?? i dunno #weh #anyway #cute game #i love it sm and the ending is silly #putting peppino in situations is my favorite pasttime #any kind of roguelite or survival game fits him so well #this is also why i think he would fit PERFECTLY in dont starve #he doesnt want to be broke and he wants to keep his shop in business?? what if i show u the path to riches…. #and now hes like dammit. now im eating bunnies and weird berries to stay alove >:( #ALIVE. my phone made me type alove like eight times and i still fucked it up lmao

[proton-wobbler]

So no clue what the phenomenon is called, but I've got that thing of "whenever you hear noises you have to repeat them" thing that some ADHD people have. It's not an always thing for me, but I do it A Lot when I'm out birding. I'm no good at it, of course, as I have a human mouth and no syrinx (a bird's voicebox), but that doesn't stop the chickadees from thinking some kid-chickadee is singing really badly in their territory, as chickadees love to throw down.

The problem is when you repeat a Barred Owl song (because ohmygod their song is amazing!) and the male of the pair thinks you sound juuuuuuuuust enough like an owl that he decides to scope your location. The amount of impulse control you gain when faced with the fact an owl would gladly smack the back of your head for singing terribly is incredible.

#it's seriously so hard to not do a BADO song whenever I hear them tho they're just so fuckin cool #but that night they were already riled up and getting ready for the breeding season #so when I sang the male was like Oh Really?? Fuck This??? and kept an eye on me for a minute before going back to his girlfriend #which was then really cute bc they kept on singing and my grandma got to enjoy it #the shih-tzu did not. he wanted to catch the owls and eat them. despite the fact they'd gladly make a meal of him #(not true. barred owl don't eat dogs) #personal #just thinking about this bc the Screech-Owls are singing at the park tonight but I can't mimic their song very well #so they ignore me and keep singing

[demonnyra]

Look at him 🥰

#Just sitting in the moonlight #gorgeous #oh my god #he’s so fucking cute i want to eat him whole #{my picture} #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #arthur morgan x reader #rdr2 screenshots #rdr2 photography #also ft. my horse Anubis

[torgawl]

i'm too mentally unwell for this (people shoving ragbros angst in my face at 10 am)

#diluc's voice going 'was it ever real?' </3 kaeya saying 'i was just a child' </3 and 'i would burn the fucking world down before i would #even think of betraying you' </3 #i'm actually crying #whatever spell ragbros put on me when i first started playing genshin that shit has a grip on me #i just want them to hug so bad i need them to hug i need them to cry it out and laugh together #i need diluc's lighthearted personality to shine through at least once please please #being safe enough that your inner child shines through as a sign of healing is so!!!! good!!!! btw #actually i'm so freaking curious about kaeya's birthday this year #i am every year but now that he had that sort of reassurance during his hangouts that the winery will always be there for him #i want to know if he gets to spend a bit of his birthday there or get to at least eat adelinde's food #maybe this is irrealistic but i don't care let me dream #his message last year was about tcg i love tcg but not like this give me crumbs hoyoverse feed me #last year's art was so cute with all the presents (we had klee crumbs too kaeya and klee so precious to me) so i am hoping for something #equally or even more wholesome #anyways do you ever just think about kaeya and diluc? #yeah me neither 😂

[eva-nora]

you’re so handsome when i’m all over your mouth

#cannibalistic #actually obsessive #female rage #intimacy #i wanna eat him #dark aesthetic #lovers #obsessive love #murderous intent #cruel intentions #blood kink #he’s so fucking cute #i want him

[undeadboyfriendsupportgroup]

MARTIN BLACKWOOD IS A JEALOUS MAN... And Tim loves it (as he should)

#sam post #sams art #<- gonna post all of my art under that tag so you can search through our blog easier #martim #ANYWAYS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #BEEN EATING MY BRAIN ALIVE FOR A MONTH #Martin gets so easily jealous #he has a sense for when people are talking to his boyfriend #POOR BASIRA HONESTLY #SHES SO SICK OF THEM #TIM IS ALSO POSESSIVE #THEYRE INSANIO AND HORR8BLE #everyone else is subjected to their shenanigans #OH YEAH OUR MARTIN IS LIKE 6'7 AND #TIM IS LIKE 5'10-ISH #SO WHEN MARTIN HOLDS HIM TIM JUST FEELS SO SMALL AND IT MAKES HIM INSANE BC HES ALWAYS BEEN THE TALLER ONE IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS I THINK #HES JUST LIKE “OH. WOW.” #(melts into Martin) #fuck theyre so cute i just want them to be happy #THEY DESERVE IT!! AS A TREAT FOR GOING THROUGH THE HORRORS!! #timothy stoker #timothy wimothy #martin blackwood #martin kartin blackwood #the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #just a fair warning if you are weird in the tags mox will come for you #(also: these are our s3 TMA designs! we might share all of em in order soon)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

I can't help but laugh when Vinny laughs. <3

Vincent Price - The Red Skelton Hour; The Agony and the Nagony (1966)

#vincent price #red skelton #red skelton hour #tv show #laugh #art #funny #funny tag #vinny p #vinnys laugh is so cute #i wanna eat him up #he fine as hell #dapper #fuckkk!!! #i want this man so bad #you have no fucking idea #!!!!!!! #askskskjfjdjdkedjdjd #im fine #this is fine #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #gif #handsome #gifs made by me #gif set

[todayisafridaynight]

Tune In Next Time For The Kirby Opinions Tier List

I GOT YOU COVERED

#snap chats #i am too lazy to grab brand new caps for everyone OOPS #akiyama almost made it into the second category on account of me knowing haruka would make him play air ride with her #but then i ultimately decided He Too is a 'aw he's cute :)' type of kirby enjoyer #like when it comes to kirby you either think He's Neat or you're in-too deep and know more than you think theres to know #there is simply no in-between i promise #like you cant hate kirby. you can dismiss him but most people just look at him and go 'hehe. cute :)' #there IS lore in kirby and it's weird that it always ends with some demon about to end the universe #like my brother in christ kirby LITERALLY just wanted to eat his cake this morning why he gotta do all this bullshit #see at least in kirby's epic yarn everything's Made Of Yarn so its not that scary #but then there's like. drawcia from canvas curse and its like... bro what the fuck 👁️💋👁️ #anyway ryuji is number one kirby enjoyer out of this line up. in my opinion #its cute as all hell AND it gets weirdly violent by the end of each game #daigo lowkey leans a liiiittle more into the second category on account hes a bunchan enjoyer and ik hed like cute things lowkey #but i dont think he's an avid player of the games nor SUPER into cute stuff so into He's Neat :) he goes #ok im posting silly art byyyye

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Images of Dan Aykroyd that prove he is an absolute dreamboat

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#dan aykroyd #ghostbusters #sorry guys #screaming into the void here #this is the latest brain rot #i am eating dirt he’s so fucking cute #like I want to be married to him #love when he’s middle aged like get a look at the warlock

[killuaisaprincess]

cinnamon bun

He doesn’t mind when Killua smushes his cute little nose to his chest and gets snot over his tank-top because it’s adorable, and he wants to do anything he can to take away Killua’s worries.

Protect him.

#;windy’s stuff #gonkillu #Ki is the cutest little mommy 🥺 #AHHHHH GON WILL ALWAYS SHARE HIS ICE CREAM WITH HIS PRINCESS 🤧🤧🤧😤😤 #AND BY SHARE I MEAN KI EATS THE WHOLE THING BUT ITS WHAT HE DESERVES 😤😤😤 CUTE PRECIOUS BABEY LITTLE CHUBBY CHEEKS WITH ICE CREAM AHHH #KI IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER MY HEART IS BREAKING INTO PIECES WAHHHHHH #HES SO PRECIOUS I AHNNNN #I WILL WRANGLE THE SUN FOR KI HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS AHHHH #GONKI 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭 #KIS TINY HANDS CLUTCHING GONS SHIRT AHHNNNN #GON KISSING KIS HEAD AHNNN #TINY TINY CUTE KI WAHHHHH #KI WANTING TO USE AUNT CUZ OF MITO I 😭😭😭😭 EATS MY HANDKERCHIEF #KI IS SO CUTE I AHHHHH KIS TINY HANDS WAHHH #KI-KI MY HEART IS BREAKING HE IS SO FUCKING PRECIOUS #WHO WOULDNT LET HIM GET SNOT ON THEIR SHIRT HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS EVER #KIS SO CUTE SLAMS HANDS DOWN ON COUNTER 😭😭😭😭