"Hobie would like Taylor Swift!!" No, he would personally knock that environment destroying jet of hers out of the sky himself. The only thing swiftie about him is how swift he'd take her out.
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'Hobies an ass guy!' this 'Hobies a tits guy!' that
You fools. You absolute fools.
Hobie is a tummy guy.
All tummies and I'm not joking at all in the slightest. ALL. ALL SIZES. Not just the model 'plus size' thing that magazines think is cute. THEM TOO BUT ALL OF THEM TUMMIES. He hasn't come across a tummy he doesn't like and he never will.
Belly button piercings? Lord have mercy. He can't help but stare.
He loves bellies.
That includes rolls or stretch marks or abs or ribs or C-section scars or anything really. Show him the tummy.
He likes people in crop tops or low rise jeans, running his long fingers across the skin. He likes resting his head on people's belly while they speak to him softly, hearing them breathe.
Hobie is a thigh guy.
Give him the Daisy Duke shorts. Thigh high socks for the love of god.
He'll wrap his arms around your leg and never let go. He can watch you do squats for hours (but then again who can do squats for hours 🤨)
You do indoor cycling? That pelaton shit? Hes gonna have to leave the room before he starts saying something slick because he CANNOT take it
Tones thighs in leggings. Really muscular thighs cracking a watermelon. Chubby thighs under fluffy mini skirts. Fat thighs in tight fit jeans or stockings.
'Ass or tits?' My sibling in Christ He's an ARM guy.
Fucking flex for him and he's gonna need a minute. Doesn't matter if you're as scrawny as him. Stretch your arms, he wants to see the ones that are going to deliver him a thousand hugs.
Hobie and hands. His are rough from the guitar playing but he takes his partner's and kisses the back of their hand, turning it over in his, tracing the lines or painting their nails or lacing his long fingers in theirs.
'Ass or tits' Do you know who we're talking about here
Hobie is the most body positive and inclusive person to walk these spider-earths
How dare you limit him He Cannot Be Contained he loves it all
Disabled or Abled. Trans or Cis. Inter or Endosex. Whether you dress modestly or masculinely or you're out here half naked on some Fashion Nova shit. HE LOVES IT.
Ass or Tits cannot contain the magnatude that is Hobie Brown
Oh and also He vaporizes fatphobes and ableists and chasers on sight with his 'i hate bodyshamers' superpower it comes free with the spider bite.
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i love hobie's wide nose and far apart eyes and big lips and dark skin and wicks i love hobie
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