Hot thing, maybe U should give your folks a call;
Hot thing, tell them you're going 2 the Crystal Ball.
Hot thing, tell them you're coming home late,
If you're coming home at all.
Hot thing, tell them U found a brand new baby doll.
Prince - Hot Thing
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An excerpt from the trial of Elinor Crane, who was arrested in Middlesex in 1693 on suspicion of burglary. A witness claimed one of the burglars was a woman in men's clothing, and Elinor had previously been seen in the area dressed as a man.
"But the Court asking her why she went in Mans Apparel, the Prisoner replyed, She went to Wooe a Widow. Upon the whole Matter the Jury brought her in not Guilty."
(source: Old Bailey Proceedings: Accounts of Criminal Trials, April 26, 1693.)
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Vampirism is such slut behavior. Oh ur immortal and you bite people to stay alive? U literally suck people to not die? Ur a “creature of the night”? U have fangs? Slut. Bite me.
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Hot thing, baby U dance so good;
Hot thing, baby I knew U would.
Hot thing, tell me what U see.
Hot thing, when U smile, when U smile, when U smile…
Are your smiles, are your smiles 4 me?
Prince - Hot Thing (Extended Remix)
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also don't let ur friends/society/tumblr posts/whatever convince u to start smoking or drinking or whatever if u don't want to. there are health risks there are social and financial aspects to consider and it's totally fine and normal to not want to. there's no moral aspect to it you can drink and do drugs or whatever if u want and that's chill but u should know what ur doing and do research and if u decide u dont want to that's chill and anyone who tries to shame u for it can go fuck themselves
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Anyway I’m a clown because this is how I chose to costume myself as a female Orc for a renfaire
In my defense, it was nearly 100 degrees out and being sexy is fun
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