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lady-ginnie · 9 months
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Tonight, during Dungeons and Dragons:
For context, a while ago, our tiefling monk got his hands on some...uh...illicit drugs and a set of bombs used for mining. He's been carrying the bombs and drugs for around 4 or 5 sessions.
Last session, the monk, human fighter, and my character, a minotaur druid, got into a spot of trouble during what should have been an easy, in-and-out job, and wound up killing an ogre dockworker. Our fighter unsuccessfully tried to frame the dock foreman for the crime (the foreman was a dick who totally deserved it), but got caught LITERALLY red handed, as there was still blood on his hands.
So, tonight's session, our cleric returned from his hiatus and got filled in on what happened. We were waiting for a letter, so the cleric thought it would be best to lie low in the city for a bit.
Then we see the bounty.
A bounty for the "Zoltan Gang" (Zoltan being the name of our fighter), with a perfect illustration of the fighter's face on it. My druid and the monk were listed as well, but their pictures weren't nearly as accurate. The fighter panics and states that we need to leave town now, so we begin making preparations to go.
Here's the problem: the entrance gates to the city are all guarded, with checkpoints looking for contraband. And presumably criminals.
Our fighter is wanted for murder.
And the monk has drugs and bombs.
Drugs and bombs he almost got arrested with when we ENTERED the city.
So, the monk comes up with a plan.
He wraps the drugs and bombs up so that they resemble a bento box, and asks me to smuggle them out. By this point, I was already a hawk, flying above and watching out for guards so we could get Zoltan out safely. The monk, who can communicate telepathically, tells me to take the bag and make it look like an animal just stole some dude's lunch.
I do so.
The monk then proceeds to go a bit overboard on the acting and goes, "Oh, no, a bird stole my lunch!" thus drawing attention.
A gate guard, trying to be helpful, SHOOTS ME DOWN.
I pop back into minotaur form, tumble over the outer wall, and land in the moat surrounding the city.
The guards were so distracted by a bird turning into a bull that Zoltan was able to get out of the city. But now all eyes are on me.
And I'm now in possession of the drugs and bombs.
So I panic and turn into a large trout, dragging the bag with me into the water and swimming around to the complete opposite side of the city from my friends, while guards go on high alert for a shape-shifting bird-bull-trout. I wind up jumping a levy into a river, get close to some docks where I'm able to pop back into my minotaur form, and get on dry land.
Except.
It's the dock where we killed the ogre last session.
Cue anxiety attack as my nearly 8' tall druid boi tries to remain as inconspicuous as possible while moving across the docks. I made it! But I was back in the city. With bombs. And drugs. And all my friends outside.
Luckily the cleric got back in and was able to find me, but while I was more than willing to leave the bag at this point, the cleric didn't just want to leave bombs in the middle of a city, "where any 5 year old could get hold of it" (valid, honestly).
So, we try the plan again (I'd been in the city long enough to constitute a short rest), and I'm shot at AGAIN. Luckily this one missed.
We did find out later that the bombs no longer worked after getting wet, so we wound up leaving them behind anyway.
So, what should have been an easy walk out of the city took up almost an hour of the session, and it was HILARIOUS.
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paper-swirls · 1 year
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Commission - Aella the Tempest Cleric
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yoursarcastichorse · 1 year
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I just want to paint them looking pretty.
Inspired by "Day and Night" by Edward Robert Hughes.
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corelliansunsets · 10 months
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two slight variations of my new d&d character
kadrar dutsk the twilight domain cleric and low key dilf of the group
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nova-s-pace · 1 year
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Kashaw Vesh (followed tutorial on pub draw - Critical Role yt)
I think he is my favorite character atm🫶🏻
I want more of him and I hope he'll have some episodes in season 3 of TLOVM🔥
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spookyklauser · 10 months
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Party’s Cleric; Alexis Fairclough
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samzikei · 1 year
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Escape By Daylight! Recently we've been playing an Eldritch horror survival oneshot turned mini D&D campaign! Fighting zombies, tentactley things, and even more terrifying things, will our party survive? This is a little gift to my fellow party members! Let's not TPK!
From Left to Right: Hummus the Kobold Genie Warlock, Tofu Fa the Shadow Sorceror Tiefling (mine!), Lie Chii the Human Cleric, Cherry Li the Fighter Tiefling, and at the top left is Chickpea, Hummus' Imp (played by our DM with a thick new york accent akjfhajkh)
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cobaltash · 1 year
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Anemone: Vanishing hopes 
Featuring my Light Cleric, Persephone Nott!
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lilapilla · 2 years
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its my baby trickster cleric, Talisa! providing the floofy hair representation i needed as a little girl
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toy-dragon · 2 years
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He looked like some sort of mad man or druid experiment gone awry, but he was pleasant enough and the power he wielded was unmistakably divine.
Rolltober 3 - Wild. Real proud of the moss on this one.
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popsartattic · 4 months
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Unused D&D character concept, found in box of old papers while cleaning house. May refine into proper OC later
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yoursarcastichorse · 1 year
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Some old and slightly new sketches of my dnd ocs. The aasimar siblings are from my very first original pc Gün Younan (aasimar cleric). I've had some of these in private for years and realised never posted them anywhere aside from twitter.
Bottom two are my current pcs from a might-be-connected campaign.
Left is Esra (human cleric, turning to druid at lvl15) and her terrible luck with critters. Right is a quick sketch of Aerel (human thief) who is old, has a bad back and only 3 hp.
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jb-nonsense · 6 months
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After having a talk with a friend, I'm curious. Please reblog / reply with your answer as well as their race/ class
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tozettastone · 6 months
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Someone should write the BG3 characters in Thedas though. Not so they can fight, just for fun. There are 11 fics in the crossover tag, which is a good start.
Shadowheart and Astarion are reeling at their sudden plummeting social capital, Lae'zel lands in rural Ferelden and gets mistaken for a darkspawn 6 times in an hour, Karlach and Will both get mistaken for demons and/or abominations, Gale has had to break out of the Gallows and is now wandering the Kirkwall sewers in search of healing...
Halsin wanders around in the Korcari Wilds, kills some slavers, cuddles a halla, makes friends with a bunch of Chasind and hooks up with a woman—who might be an aasimar?—who can turn into a dragon. He's very sad about the Blight but he is, on average, having a grand time.
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spookyklauser · 1 year
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Alexis Fairclough; Human Knowledge Cleric
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strawberrylind · 6 months
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taken by the bald gay 3
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