#humor me a second

[starryluminary]

I’m fooling myself into believing Bowser jr.s gonna be in the second Mario movie living amongst the Yoshis a la Yoshis Island

Delusion is a very powerful thing

#humor me a second #I’ve also imagined Luigi being the one to find him out in the wild #and absentmindedly say ‘what are you a bowser jr?’ or something equally as cheezy #and jr ends up loving the name bowser so he adopts it and rolls with it #and they end up adventuring together the rest of the movie #and eventually bowser finds them together and he’s frazzled at the sight of a mini him with Luigi of all people #and bowser sr and Luigi end up sticking together too cause jr got attatched to them both #and this way we make up for the lack of 1. Luigi in the first movie and 2. the lack of bowser/Luigi interaction in the first movie #I’m insane I’m crazy I’m delusional #but I’m happy #mario bros #mario movie spoilers #maybe? #Starry speaks

[spacebubblehomebase]

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly���

#spacebubblearts #HHStargazersAU #hazbin hotel #chaggie #radioapple #lucifer x alastor #charlie x vaggie #queerplatonic #or not as long as you enjoy this really #hazbin alastor #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin vaggie #human au #angel #demons #let me COOK #world building #hopefully this was worth it #if ya'll want more do please let me know #I need the motivation haha TvT #vaggie x charlie #alastor x lucifer #appleradio #duckydeer #duckiedeer #humor #mystery #we barely scratched the surface of this AU and I am gonna BURST if I don't share it with anyone else I swear to GOD- #You think you know what's gonna happen? Excuse me while I laugh behind your back for a second NO YOU DON'T XD

[the-bloody-sadist]

Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:

“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕

LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS

If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”

You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world

#PLEASE IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME #I START CACKLING #THEY JUST LIST IT OFF SO FLIPPANTLY #THE FIRST HALF IS SO SWEET #BUT THE SECOND HALF LOOKS LIKE A DARK WEB TO-DO LIST #YOU GUYS ARE SO SILLY #whump #whumblr #whump humor #whumpblr #whump tropes #whump tag #whump community #whump intro #whump shitpost #whump stuff #humor #whump meme

[idkaguyorsomething]

¡Tags! ¡Explain!

#all these were emotionally devastating to me btw #i just have a very twisted sense of humor #doctor who #classic who #nuwho #second doctor #fourth doctor #fifth doctor #sixth doctor #seventh doctor #eighth doctor #ninth doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor

[arielluva]

remembered the time me and my friend were trolling kids on roblox in 2019 and had to draw it as them

#my art #jjba #jojolands #jodio joestar #dragona joestar #also included some other screenshot i took that was funny but didn't want to make a whole comic for #anyways #the first one was from me i think because haha funny 9th grade band kind communism humor #and then the second was my friend (and also me) calling this guy jake from state farm until he reported my friend #that one was mostly funny bc he referred to my friend as the name in her username which is. not her actual name #also the 'bye d sucker' screenshot i took bc how could i not include it in a roblox themed post #*band kid not band kind #2023

[orbch]

breaking news: worst people youve ever met are in gay love with each other ^-^

#people who say canonized ships r boring have never had their ships humored for even a second #its like drugs #‘i like looking at you too’ oh man! my lifes different now!! #dont hug me im scared #dhmis #dhmis fanart #red guy #duck guy #dhmis red guy #dhmis duck #fluffybird #dhmis fluffybird

[ardentlytess]

TINN and TIW in MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT (2022), episode 2

#my school president #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #mine #mjtag #userpuentalay #usergooseras #userlotad #userpharawee #they're besties your honor #the way he just stands there for many seconds holding an imaginary umbrella is peak humor to me #i adore you tiw #keep being the best wingman of all time

[steppesliver]

the entire plot of supernatural is really just sam and dean taking turns to recreate this

#mystery spot fucked me so much up #the second time (second?) dean dies and sam is still too shock & holds dean in his arms like a kid #the perfect humor of that episode makes it easier to digest everything but when you think about it #sam really watched for months dean die in horrific ways (some hilarious to the watchers but awful to him) everyday #and then spend months without him #wincest #supernatural #spn liveblog

[hagenwo43]

Off season Pt2

#the second post of my off season reminiscing #here was Oscar I believe before the season started #not sure #please don’t quote me #anyway #look at that ass #like peach.com right there #peachy 🍑 #also enhanced by the wet shorts #the only better thing would be if they fell down in some way 🤔 #also the fact you can tell he falls in after is very humorous #anyway all you need to know about this was Oscar fell off and showed his peach on the process 😂 #oscar piastri #oscar piasstri #oscass #mctwinks #twinklaren #prior to season 2023 #maybe… #formula one

[holocene-sims]

next // previous

august 19, 2021 12:15 a.m. star noraebang

song in queue: man & woman - kim bum soo w/ park sun joo ✨

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #sims 4 storytelling #simblr #hlcn: everything the stars promised #if there's one thing about me it's that i love writing karaoke scenes #why?? idk like it gives me the worst first and second hand anxiety irl it's like public speaking but even more terrifying #except for the time on a cruise ship where i witnessed a drunk lady with an incredibly nasally voice singing champagne supernova #CHAMPAYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGNNEEEEE SYYYYUUUUPPEERRNOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAA #that was so funny and brought nothing but humor to my life #although karaoke seems so fun!! maybe i just need a xanax #also i liked writing in some slightly cringey humor like let's not forget these ocs are millennials LMAO #not me though stay safe (jk) #holocene.docx #holocene.png #hlcn: grant #hlcn: henry #hlcn: soobin

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 23

Jaskier wishes on dandelions every time he sees one. He wishes for inspiration, his hair to look nice during this next performance, his rivals to lose, Geralt to be unwounded in his next fight, he wishes, he wishes, and he wishes. One day, he wishes that Geralt would love him back. When Geralt starts being nicer to him in what Jaskier can only assume is his awkward attempts at flirting, Jaskier begins panicking over the possibility his wish came true and he unintentionally brainwashed his friend into feeling romantic feelings for him. Geralt, meanwhile, is wondering why Jaskier has flirted with him for a decade at the least but suddenly seems so confused at Geralt's courting attempts.

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #They kiss in the end #They are in love #theyre in love your honor #Im up late because i was playing bg3 again :( oopy #story prompts #plot bunny #fanfic prompt #fanfiction prompt #why are all my recommended tags miraculous lady bug themed #ive never seen a full episode of that show please help #who is kwami #dont answer i dont even wanna know #this is a witcher only space #this is all a jest and this is a safe space for crossover ideas and fun #but genuinely i dont care about miraculous #not for me #thank you #love you guys #the second hand embarrassment based humor is my worst nightmare #sorry if this is too autisticly blunt

[vellichorom]

I neither know nor particularly care about Spooky Month but do you think that Bob's cannibalism could be a form of theophagy. Because methinks that could be real interesting.

ohhh possibly...

bear with me here but you SEE, the cult he's apart of is VERY obsessed with the idea of " everything, " with their god, dubbed " The Eyes of The Universe, " either promising them " everything " - like the world or whatever they individually desire, or possibly protection from the alleged end of the world... or something like that, it's not entirely clear what the cult's or their god's motives truly are beyond the umbrella of the term " Everything, "

but i believe there's been some alluding to the god or the cult members using others' bodies as vessels, WHICH MAKES ME THINK... the human flesh is Important to the cult. & you've got a cannibal right there, referred to by the creator with a religious quote that virtually pertains to " every moving thing " being nothing but feed to him.

SO I CAN'T SIT HERE & SAY IT'S NOT PLAUSIBLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? thinking it could possibly be done as some form of connection TO the eyes of the universe or as ritual practice for the cult's end GOAL,

#maryyyy8 #inbox #Spooky Month #also begs the question if the rest of the cult are also cannibals or if bob's just the token megafreak #i don't know what's funnier #THANK YOU FOR HUMORING ME FOR A SECOND MARY BELOVED I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR THING BUT IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU <3 #i have a lot of thoughts about that cult you know.... #like i'm no spooky month matpat or anything but i'd like to think i'm a little smart & good with thinking #& I FEEL LIKE I'M ONTO SOMETHING ( that probably someone else has already thought about )

[mamawasatesttube]

What are ur fav timkon tropes?

god i don't even know... basically anything might get me if it satisfies like two point five requirements:

they actually like each other (incredibly low bar, and yet!)

they both have real personalities (INCREDIBLY LOW BAR.......... AND YET!)

BONUS: one or both of them goes off the shits to protect and care for the other

which i guess is to say it's about the best friends to lovers of it all. the bone-deep familiarity with each other. laughing over stupid jokes and being completely at ease in each other's spaces. little things that remind them of each other. shenanigans. but also DEEP deep devotion. this is all not really tropes but augh i don't know i like forgot every single trope on the planet the moment i saw this ask

#it's just important to me that they are in fact BEST FRIENDS #it's about the ''meeting each other's eyes during a serious meeting while someone else is talking and both having to try not to giggle'' #the ''have you ever thought about how human shrek had hair in shrek 2'' ''GO TO BED'' texts at 3am of it all #the ''hey im at your house having dinner with your brother. where are you'' of it all #AND the ''i will drop EVERYTHING and run to you the second you call me.'' of it all. #the ''i know you can take care of yourself but i still want to protect you.'' #it's about devotion and humor both as intimacy. what's love if not making your beloveds laugh all the time #timkon #answers

[faustinio27]

When life becomes too much of a joke, I turn it into a meme

#shitpost #doodle #fight anxiety and stress with humor 🤡 #crunch isn’t funny tho #look at my silly persona! it’s me! #also nobody saw the chair I forgot to draw in the second panel

[shannonallaround]

After pondering on it for several days, I have officially decided I did not like the direction of KFP4 and have banished it from my brain. It is no longer canon. KFP4? What's that? Don't know what you're talking about.

#spoilers ahead #it wasn't all bad #I really truly loved the scenes with Li and Mr Ping they were wonderfully hilarious #and the music was great #BUT #I just did not like the direction they took Po's story at all. #and I'm kinda furious they subtly undermined Shifu's character #by making him “fine”/“not fine” with Oogway picking Po as his successor instead of him. #it was only a thing for 2 seconds for the sake of humor but it completely undermines his inner peace character development #first off why can there only be one successor #and second off why can't Po take primarily the fighting side and Shifu take the spiritual side #It FITS HIM #don't know if most people would notice that shifu's character was undermined but because he's one of my favorites I sure did and it HURT #also um the furious five WHY didn't we have them be the main characters with Po instead of the fox chick no one cares about #literally their interactions with Po that's WHY WE'RE HERE DREAMWORKS #also it's become really obvious to me that the fox girl was literally written just so they could cast a specific voice actress in a big rol #nothing against that actress I love her in other stuff but that was a bad move Dreamworks #and another thing #the movie's message about change not always being bad is perfectly fine and good in theory #but such character change is only satisfying from a storytelling perspective if the audience actually WANTS the character to change!!! #I don't WANT Po to stop being the dragon warrior! I don't WANT him to pick a successor! That wasn't satisfying!! like whyyyyyyyyy #Plus he's like way too young?? to be worrying about this??? Oogway didn't worry about it until he was literally 900 years old #Shifu is what in his 60s? 80s? and he hasn't picked one #why would they make shifu worry about po doing that any time soon literally at all #so there dreamworks #I banish this movie #I banish it for one thousand years #kfp4 #kung fu panda 4 #po kung fu panda

[bird-detriment]

My dad at the drive thru:

Lady: Hi, what can I get you?

Dad: uh let me see here….uuuuhhhhhh….can I getuuhhhh, uhhhhmmm

#my dad looking back at me like what you want #he forgets what I said I wanted 5 seconds later #meme #memes #dank memes #meme humor #lol memes #tumblr memes #funny memes #relatable memes #drive thru #my dad at the drive thru #relatable