#i do NOT ship them

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

I hate both of them so bad

#hazbin hotel #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critical #alastor hazbin art #vox and alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #tw loud #cw loud #alastor the radio demon #radiosilence #i do not ship them #my art #hazbin redesign #hazbin hotel redesign #hazbin hotel rework #hazbin hotel rewrite

[unformula1]

day 1!! of loscar posts until we get a loscar podium.

#loscar #logan sargeant #oscar piastri #f1 fandom #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #mclaren #williams racing #this is not a shipping post #i do not ship them #platonic relationships only #shush

[the-stars-sigh-when-i-get-high]

Peeta is as stale as the bread he chucked at Katniss’ head

#there i said it #i do not ship them #give me any other ship #Katniss/Cato #Katniss/Finnick #Katniss/Haymitch #Katniss/Cinna #Katniss/Effie #Katniss/President Snow #katniss everdeen #hunger games #the hunger games #finnick odair #haymitch abernathy #president snow #starshine mine

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

At first Percy thought that Luke was cute- just cute. And then this happened:

And now Percy wants Luke to hug him and hold him and talk about their shitty parents together

#I DO NOT SHIP THEM #percy is having a bi awakening on the first person he trusts at camp #percy likes boys and girls #he liked luke #maybe not romantically but he definitely thought he was hot and cool as fuck #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #luke castellan #bi percy jackson #bi #bisexual #bi awakening

[kira-anon-uwu]

Tubbo tries to get his god damn divorce

word count: who fucking knows

summary: no

~-~-~

"Tommy,just sign the fucking papers."

Tommy got on his knees, wailing at his beloved husband. "No, please! I'll change, I'll be a better man! What if Molly married you as well?"

"More marriage isn't going to fix the situation, just sign the divorce papers!"

"But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But-,", Tommy stuttered, wimpering, "But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But… Think of our children, Tubbo…"

He gestured to the corner, where James Marriott and Jack Manifold were sitting.

"Goo-goo ga-ga,", said James, in a very deep and monitone voice.

"Yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing this,", Tubbo sighed, in a very bitch-like manner, as he got up and left.

He decided to take a long walk, to clear his head and question how he got to this point, eventually getting his phone out and calling the only friend he had with experience in The Law.

Quackity waved as he answered, on facetime somehow despite Tubbo calling him on discord. "Hey man, what's up?"

"Hey, Big Q; do you know anything about divorce court?"

"Not a damn thing, I missed that class to watch a soap opera on stream. what'd you need?"

"Could you be my lawyer? I'm trying to get Tommy to divorce me, but he only wants to talk about kissing without tongue and balls."

"Yeah….. About that…….. I'm actually already his lawyer, so……….. Yeah sorry. Too bad you guys didn't have a pre-nup, bye!"

Tubbo sat there in incredibly shocked silence after the man hung up. Yes, sat; man decided to sit in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder where it all went wrong.

His phone pinged, and he saw a message from Quackity telling him that the 'consultation' he'd just gotten was going to cost him $1 million dollars.

Tubbo could afford that, he was a multi-millionaire and a Tory after all, but not having a lawyer on his side didn't leave him with many options. Well, he *did * have one…..

Murder was legal in the UK if the victim was Tommyinnit; the Queen had spoken it into law when she got her restraining order. May lizzie rest in peace, and all that

Tommy had invoked squatters rights in his efforts to 'save their marriage', and had refused to leave Tubbo's home at all times since every second was a second for him to be wooed. Tubbo had shoved him in the closet where he belonged, hence Tommy's lack of streams as of late, so it would be incredibly easy to murder him and claim his wealth.

More money to the hoard, since Tubbo was a rich Tory that disliked the poor. wow that rhymed, regular eminem in these parts.

Anyways Tubbo got home and committed a horrible, unspeakable crime that will not be spoken so he didn't have to put up with any more of tommyinnit's bullshit.

Dragging the corpse to court gave him an easy win, and a medal of honor for taking out one of the nations loudest people that kept up the corrupt politicians all night.

tubbo got the kids and money and married someone famous and hot. idk who pick some hot guy out of a movie that you'd ship with tubbo and that's his happy ending.

The end.

#rate five stars #tommyinnit #tubbo #jack manifold #james marriott #quackity #crack fic #fanfiction #tommy x tubbo #satire #i do not ship them #don't ship real people

[srivera4]

Vash and knives as babies

Source: thattwinmama

#trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #trigun vash #trigun shitpost #millions knives #not plantcest #I do not ship them #vash the stampede

[amazingmaeve]

THE WALKING DEAD

— 4.12 | “Still”

#THIS IS NOT A SHIP POST #I DO NOT SHIP THEM #daryl dixon #daryldixonedit #daryl dixon gifs #norman reedus #beth greene #bethgreeneedit #beth greene gifs #emily kinney #twd #twdedit #twd gifs #the walking dead #the walking dead gifs #the walking dead season 4 #my gifs #queue me up scotty #* #dailytwd #dailywomansource #dailymalesource #ladiesofcinema #dailytvfilmgifs #dailytvgifs #dailyfilmsource #dailytvwomen #dailytvedit #dailytvsource #thewalkingdeadedit

[agent-tempest]

Omfg that was Viren and Aaravos' child? All the VirenxAarovos people really won. freaking hell and here I thought the first ElfxHuman baby would be Callam and Rayla's

#I do not ship them #but whoever does good for you good for you #viren #lord viren #tdp viren #viren x aaravos #the dragon prince viren #sir sparklepuff #tdp aaravos #viravos #aaravos #the dragon prince #the dragon prince season 5 #the dragon prince spoilers #tdp season 5 #tdp #enya talks

[sagefauna]

Danger on the Horizon

I have fallen down the Spiderverse rabbit hole :D

#digital art #spiderverse #across the spider verse fanart #across the spiderverse #atsv #pavitr fanart #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spiderman india #spider punk #i do not ship them #Please don't tag it as such thx!

[masarapnaitlognibi-han]

"Smile" Can't finish this shit. This A-work stucked in my drafts.😔

I.DO.NOT.SHIPPING.THEM. but if you do, GO.A.AHEAD.

#bi han #smoke #tomas vrbada #sub zero #i do not ship them #but if you do #go ahead #mortal kombat #art #maybe lol #drafts #manga art #or whatever #idk what else to tag #im gay ok #No comment. We all die like Hanzo.

[alaynasansa]

Jon Snow : Sansa looked radiant

Harry Potter : She dived under the table to retrieve the bowl and emerged with her face glowing like the setting sun

Same vibes

#sansa stark #jon snow #jon x sansa #jonsa #i do not ship them #but come on #the foreshadowing #harry potter #ginny weasley #hinny #i do ship them though #asoiaf x harry potter #kinda #narrative parallels #the chamber of secrets #a game of thrones

[thelittleoddling]

Ppl are really missing an opportunity with the possibility of making Harry and Jean a toxic divorced couple.

Like Harry completely forgetting Jean and not even taking damage at reminders of him the same way it happens with Dora because their marriage was so awful there’s not even scraps of it left in his mind.

Harry thinking Jean is extra pissy because they must have been close work buddies, meanwhile Jean is mad Harry doesn’t remember they were literally married but also staunchly refuses to help him remember.

Kim making a joke about how he could see why Harry wanted to forget his marriage.

Harry realizing he still has the ring at some point and either thinking its from Dora or not caring where its from and trying to give it to Kim. Both make Jean seethe.

The possibilities are endless.

#i do not ship them #i just think their dynamic as the worst couple is intersting #and them being divorced adds a layer of comedy #ofc this would ruin a lot of the interesting parts of their canon relationship #but this is just for laughs #if you make content about this idea ill kiss you with tongue #disco elysium #harry du bois #harrier du bois #jean vicquemare #jeanharry

[stingy-swann]

Just had a visceral reaction to the lyric “steady hands” while trying to work

#i am suffering #our flag means death #steddyhands #to be clear #i do not ship them #I just have brain rot #ofmd #stede bonnet #ed teach #izzy hands #thanks a lot one republic

[pretty-dianxia]

A while ago (February 2022,) I started writing a post about why Yushi Huang WOULD NEVER be in a romantic/sexual relationship with Pei Ming. At the end of that post (which I never posted,) I started writing THE ONLY situation in which they would fuck.

It started to get out of my hands, and well… I ended up writing a fic. It was forgotten in the pit of unfinished fics UNTIL TODAY!!

PEOPLE!! TODAY A PERSON WHO HEADCANONS YUSHI HUANG AS ASEXUAL AND A LESBIAN, I BRING YOU

3.4K, Rate E • M/F • Yushi Huang/Pei Ming • Dominatrix Yushi Huang (sort of) • Clothed sex • Bondage • Degradation • Humiliation • Mildly Dubious Consent • Face fucking • Face slapping • Frottage • Sex with ''plot'' • Plot being sex pollen

Read it in English // Read it in Spanish

For visuals, This is how she ties Pei Ming up.

#Yushi Huang x Pei Ming #I do NOT ship them #but gosh #just imagine...

[koromida]

I forgot I made this when I was so bored 💀💀💀

#i do not ship them #paddler #space paddler #Space dancer #Cosmic dancer #Cosmic paddler #Cosmo dancer #rhythm heaven #rhythm paradise #fanart #Brr skibidi dop #vocaloid

[theheirofthesharingan]

WHY are people so weird? Why don't they mind their own flipping business? Why do they have to be so toxic?

#i do not ship them #these clowns are pathetic #just a bunch of snipers being angry? #i mean shippers