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rashidax2 · 1 year
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Headcanons for being Jiraiya's sister
the results of staying up late and letting your random side decide what to post on your blog.
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★ First off, I just wanna say he thinks you're scary 😭
★ You don't play any games if/when you catch him spying on women.
★ Whenever Tsunade's too tired to whoop his ass, you'll do it for her!!
★ Even if you get onto him about being a perv .. you're his sister so it makes sense you pick up some of those perverted attributes. you hide it very well though because you know very well that jiraiya would not let you live it down 😭
★ You two are pretty distant ngl. But whenever y'all randomly see each-other while walking by you point at him (like that spiderman meme 💀)
★ You met Naruto and sometimes Jiraiya gets a little jelly whenever you treat Naruto like a little brother (and u can't help it, he's too cute)
★ But nah you hit him on the head whenever he pouts like a baby and then give him a lil side–hug
★ YOU TWO CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY. jiraiya will say something that sounds oddly sexual and then you two will have the most intense staring contest then proceed to laugh like idiots 😭 especially in tsunade's office, she'll just wait until yall are done with one of those red marks on her head
★ Dinner is so fun. You feel guilty for stealing Naruto's frog wallet but you and jiraiya get drinks or something. You don't even discuss the Akatsuki's whereabouts most of the time, just random stuff.
★ When Naruto's asleep after training you two take a quick cloud–watching break and laugh whenever one looks like a butt or something lmao
★ He's not too protective of you since you can damn well take care of yourself but if someone insults you while you're away he'll slap them for sure.
★ He likes to annoy you.
★ "[name].." he pokes your cheek, examining your peaceful sleeping face to see if it would stir. His favorite passtime is waking you up from your slumber while you two are together. His eyes hold a childish glint in them as your eyebrows subconsciously furrow and your hands, that lay beside you, splay out a little more.
★ He does the same action once again, this time his finger pushing more into your flesh. He gasps a little and retracts his hand as your eyes snap wide open right after as if anticipating for him to poke you again. He's aware of how grouchy you are whenever you're woken up, so he takes a step back and raises his hands in front of himself as if telling you to wait. He definitely wasn't expecting for you to actually wake up. "Hello there, dear sister."
★ You show him no mercy as your eye twiches, and like a monkey reaching for a banana, you jump at him and knock him to the floor, giving the hardest punches you could muster. Your eyes are as red as a demon's and that's not because of your tiredness. "DON'T! WAKE! ME! UP!"
★ yeah my creativity goes wild whenever i imagine things.
★ But anyways, he loves embarrassing you. Like giving you piggy–back rides in public. You hate how Naruto finds it amusing. You growl (which sounds pathetic considering that you're on your brother's back) whenever he laughs.
★ Yeah, you embarrass Jiraiya too. You call him things like Ji–chan or Froggy–boy. Its funny whenever he crosses his arms like a kid and tells you to stop it.
★ He thinks you're cool. You've been through so much with him, from fighting enemies to beating his ass for spying on women, he couldn't ask for a better sister. (He'd never say this out loud.) And that's why he swears on his life that he'd always be there for you until the day he dies :(
★ 8/10 brother. Goofy and annoying but still cool.
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maginxlia · 3 years
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Starring Nanami, Gojo, Toji and Sukuna Ryomen in A Quiet Night with you
Rated R
Contains Foul language and Suggestive Themes
Trigger Warning for Sukuna Headcanons talks of Mortality
✨Director’s Commentary✨ I had a dream about these Headcanons and I truly hope y’all enjoy these✨ Thank y’all for all the support 💖 Hope y’all is staying Safe and well💖 Also as Always I kept the pronouns outta of this because we all deserve to be poppin💖 Love y’all, Stay safe and Hydrate! Still accepting requests if y’all feel like leaving any💖✨💖
Nanami Kento
Elegant man Elegant Lifestyle
Nanami is a sweet cool northern wind on a hot southern day
Always asks you is there anything you need before he heads home
First thing he do when he make it home from work is to seek you out to hear your voice and see your face
King always showers before embracing you and giving you a kiss that can take your breath away
Loves to sit at the dinner table and eat dinner with you while having small but full of life conversations
After clearing the table and washing the dishes with you, he prepares hot sleepy tea for the both of y'all
He brings hot tea to bed every night to drink while he read a book
He's the type to read you to sleep 🥺
Has to turn do not disturb on his phone because Gojo has texted him in the middle of the night waking Y'all with a stupid meme that wasn't as funny as Gojo thought
Always Kisses your forehead before he goes to sleep and softly says how much he loves you
In his sleep he always find a way to hold you securely meaning not too tight just right
If he has work in the morning he always leave a little note for you wishing you a beautiful day (And it smells like his cologne too)
Gojo Satoru
When coming home from work Gojo gonna try to sneak into y'all home and scare the fuck outta surprise you
He goes and shower after apologizing for making you jump
Y'all dinner time is filled with what happened throughout the day and about Megumi training progress
He Will smack the hell outta of your ass when you're washing dishes
🚨Warning🚨Gojo sleeps in his favorite suit.... his birthday suit
He stretches before bed
He's the type to be on his phone scrolling while secretly taking peeks of you doing your nightly skin care routine
Texts Megumi how he's out here winning because he scored a babe like you
Depending on how you're feeling he's always ready to something strange with you
But this is about the calm nights not the freaky ones
Wait for you to get into bed so he can hold you tight and put his face into the crook of your neck and inhale your scent
Mumble some slick shit about how radiant you look and how you smell so sweet
While you're thinking he's getting started on his usual Spiel of buttering you up with intentions to stuff ya; you suddenly hear soft snoring??? Ahh this nigga sleeping
Will roll on top of you in his sleep
It's a constant war with this man over the covers no matter how many comforters and blankets you have, He will toss the excess off on the floor in his sleep
He likes to sleep in the middle of the bed and it's annoying
Wild sleeper
He wakes up super early to get ready for work
Before he leaves he always wake you up with a soft kiss just to say he loves ya and to flash you a big smile (Also to let you see his pretty eyes before he covers them up)
Fushiguro Toji
This man always contact you when he plans to come home
BUT Toji never comes home in a reasonable time
So it's not surprising to him that he walks through the door to you sleeping on the couch
He's quiet with it
He can see that you're breathing softly so yeah you're alive just in nice deep sleep
Whatever, He'll shower and eat while you catch your zzz
Before his shower he makes sure wormy is comfortable and content
When he's done washing that Ass he's gonna raid the kitchen HARD
Yea you did prepare food for him and hell yes he gonna eat it but he gotta have his snacks too
Will eat his food in front of the spare tv in the bedroom
When he's done filling his belly he's gonna gently pick you up and carry you to bed
You wake up in the arms of Shirtless Toji (Imma be honest playa but you lucky asf)
He gently answer your questions about when he got home and how much food he inhaled
He places you in bed and prepare himself for bed meaning he puts his piece under his pillow and make sure his knife under the bedside table
Also he doesn't sleep in the nude incase he gotta whoop some ass he don't want his meat hanging out in the open
He sleep in his Drawers btw lmao
Kisses your shoulder before he close his eyes
Type to either hold you firmly in his arms or keep one arm around you
He sleeps soundly but is oddly aware
He once killed a fly in his slumber before
He's only home whenever he doesn't have any work so he can and will stay in y'all bed all day if you let him
Ryomen Sukuna
Sukuna was quietly (Abnormal) observing the situation, You was feeling unwell and he INSISTED Yuuji comfort you with his company
So that's how Yuuji and you stayed up all night watching comedy movies together while eating snacks
Yuuji respects boundaries(We love a respectful king) So when you said you was tired and was gonna hit the hay, Yuuji was totally okay and prepared to sleep on the couch but Sukuna demanded full control to spend time with you
Sukuna strolled into your room without a shirt on and sat on your bed like he owned the place
He stared attentively at you doing your bed time routine
If you didn't know him or “trusted” him you would've been scared shitless G
As soon as you laid down The king of Curses himself slowly laid beside you
He wrapped his arms around you and put his head gently on your shoulder
In fact Whenever you wasn't feeling well Sukuna demeanour would drastically change
Humans doesn't last forever is something that he's constantly feel and hear in his head
He has seen thousands of humans die from things like drinking bad water or a small cut from a dirty sword or their bodies giving out on them and He never gave a fuck because they wasn't him But you... you are different
He cares for you deeply.
You are his human and if harm came to you, he would simply raze this world
He knows time with you is precious and he doesn't truly sleep
But he rather be there to comfort you and watch over you than not be there at all
Does this mean that He of all things is capable of love? He would tell himself he only give a fuck about you because you are his.
But that didn't stop him from subconsciously muttering that he cares for you or him from melting into the embrace
In fact you heard his words and felt his care
You Simply kissed his forehead and told him you love him
That night was the first night the King of curses had ever enjoyed the gift of deep slumber.
Comments, Likes, Reblogs and Requests is Hella Appreciated and Loved💖 Please don’t steal My Shit
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envythepalmtree · 3 years
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fma blogs to follow?
Ooh I've actually been planning on making this post for a while too!
Art blogs that ID their own posts that you should follow
@morningsaidthemoon - does ids in alt text! I really love their pieces - they're kinda soft in like. color and lines? and tender if that makes sense. Multifandom, they tag fandoms.
@mildly-artsy - @mildly-nerdy's new art blog! also does them in alt text. Her lines are so clean and I love how people look in her style. Mostly FMA.
Other blogs that write IDs and/or look through the notes for IDs (that you should follow and reblog the IDed version of posts)
@liathgray - they're the author of Blackwell Springs, an extremely popular fic I have not read yet, and the A Hop, Skip, and a Jump series that I'm very much obsessed with. Multifandom, they tag fandoms.
@nerdywriiterchild - bro I love their xerxes fics so much 😔 Multifandom.
@xingeseprince - IDs almost everything. Good descriptions! Sideblog, all FMA.
@princess-of-purple-prose - the meme ID person! (They're one of the people who started a huge doc of ID templates for memes to save people spoons, which is cool.) Multifandom, tags fandoms, mostly not FMA.
Other art blogs I love
I wish I could tag like. every one of my art mutuals but alas I'd be making color of the sky 2.0 😔 So sorry if I didn't tag you, I'm kinda just scrolling through my following list and picking urls at random here, all of you guys are amazing!
@chewytran - their royai college au!! is so cute!! All their royai stuff is just. chef's kiss. Art sideblog, mostly FMA. Other fandoms are tagged.
@wawayu - their use of light and colors man!! Art sideblog, majority FMA. (Also. check their notes when rbing their art because I rb and ID like. everything they post lol)
@neorei - their homunculi art!! Wish I had art-critic-training (is that a thing) so I could properly express the emotions that their art invokes. but. ahh it's so melancholy and kinda abstract, the kind of art that you could find different meanings in. Sideblog, all FMA.
@fmamangacaps - Photoshop counts as art. Their cleaning up of manga panels and tagging system is a godsend.
@humming-fly - you probably already follow them but their team greed comics are just so funny!! I always have at least one of their pieces in my drafts that I'm procrastinating on IDing lol. Multifandom.
@pumi-envy - just. lots of art of Envy. Sometimes I'm looking through the Envy tag and the majority of it is me and this artist. I love that for us. Their style's super cute. All FMA. (again. check the notes on their art 'cause I reblog and ID everything they put on my dash)
One of those Royai writers whom posts from me and my positivity blog mutuals always seem to make it to
Don't ask me why this is a category, it's just funny to me when my positivity blog posts or posts from my positivity moots make it to Royai tumblr.
@firewoodfigs - Xingese squad!! Her prose is beautiful. So poetic and meaningful. And her poetry?? is gorgeous. Ownvoices Xingese Roy content 💚 Mostly FMA.
@lantur - wrote delicate. Go read it right now if you haven't (but also tw for parental abuse and older military officers taking advantage of mentally ill young women while they commit genocide together) Multifandom, fandoms are tagged.
@hanamuri / @royriza - literally the sweetest person and runs like 4 blogs which is iconic. Her psychoanalysis of FMA characters is super interesting. All FMA.
Other writers I love
I have a habit of reserving way too many books from the library meaning that I haven't gotten around to reading most fanfics yet, oops. That's on me.
@ta1k-less - I adore her writing style!! Fun fact, one of her atla fics was probably the first multichap fic I had finished in roughly five years. She's very funny. Love how she fleshes out Ishvalan culture. Also draws sometimes and has started IDing her own art. Mostly FMA, multifandoms, tags fandoms.
@edisacornball - boomer he knows Edward very well, if that makes sense. Like, reading his fics I can tell that he understands Edward as a character very well. His Edwin fics are great. Has been in the FMA fandom for 15 years or something, which is crazy to me. Multifandom, mostly FMA.
@calangkoh - metas count as writing. So not a fic writer, but their 03 metas are wonderful. Obvious spoilers for 03 if you haven't seen it yet. Sideblog, all FMA.
Well fuck, now I'm realizing that I haven't gotten around to reading any fics from the vast majority of the writers I follow. Y'all are such lovely people sorry I still need to read your fics!! I gotta update this list once I get my act together and clean up my AO3 marked for later list, lol.
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I'm so tired of roleplaying with people who don't put half the commitment I do into our threads and muses. I'm so tired of feeling like I'm a weirdo or like I don't belong for that. Any other hobby and people wouldn't care if I took it seriously. Why is roleplaying different? How can I keep going like this if I'm getting rudeness from all sides? I can't even go outside my already tiny bubble and find more partners, because I always see people putting roleplayers like me down and it's exhausting.
"Why is roleplaying different?"
Well, Anon, I know that was a rhetorical question, but I have some thoughts on that. To the surprise of no one!
I strongly believe that this is an issue with how fandom has come to dominate roleplaying. As I've said before, it really wasn't always like that. Of course, you always had canon characters and almost all RPers were invested in a fandom or two. The difference was that online RP was once viewed much more like tabletop RPGs are.
When the RPC became a near-total offshoot of Fandom, a lot of shit changed and very rapidly...and within Fandom, a lot of shit was changing very rapidly as well at that time.
RP has always been something looked down on (though, at least no one ever accused written RP online of being literally demonic like they did DnD, or made correlations to murder sprees like they did LARPing, so there's that) as strange, not the good, understandable sort of dorky.
Part of that is almost certainly because of the difference in the way society views writing vs the way it views hobbies like gaming - writing is seen as an intellectual pursuit and a job, gaming, even at its most negative points of view in wider society, has been seen traditionally as a downtime activity only.
But. RP was not looked down upon from within Fandom or in roleplay communities themselves like it is now.
When the whole experience of fandoms themselves became extremely mainstream and open, it welcomed in a ton of shit ideas and behaviors that were not previously prevalent. It changed RP, too, along many of those same lines.
When your hobby is considered objectionably weird by people within the fandoms you love and RP in and that makes you a sort of lowest-tier fan, the viewpoint of RP to RPers becomes something lesser than a valid hobby. When RPers are the same people who engage with Fandom monetarily, anything not monetized is passively consumable content, including RP. And RPers are trying to both deflect shame and struggling with wider society's mixed messages, that now hit them everywhere online as well. Shit like, "you don't have to monetize your hobby, it's okay to just make really good cross stitches of memes for yourself" and "if you're not paying me, you have no control over me."
We seriously do not view RP as a proper hobby anymore, that's why. There are many factors to that, those are just few, but that's the ultimate answer. It's not seen that way because it's not valued in the same way.
I think much of the problem with muns losing their entire shit over anyone else approaching the hobby differently, dare I say...more seriously, is related to a lot of complex psychology about self-esteem, control, and anxiety. So many people here struggle with serious self-worth and confidence issues, and I think to many of them, whether they realize it or not, when they see serious RPers, they feel like that's an inherent judgment and a danger to their own enjoyment. Because RP, as writing, is a skilled hobby - the more you practice it, the more skilled you become with it. Meaning that someone who approaches the writing seriously is going to be at a higher skill level.
Enter the way we're training to think about writing again - when they see someone who is very practiced, skilled, and confident with their writing, the learned idea is that they're somehow superior in a nasty, personal way.
I most certainly do not think that makes it alright, it isn't, and I'm not very tolerant of it.
It's absolutely alright to engage with RP in any way you see fit. If that's extremely casual, it's a minor hobby for you, that's great! I'm so happy you're enjoying yourself, and I mean that in no facetious way. But not when that is the only form of it respected and accepted. It's just as alright to have RP as your primary, serious hobby!
The only way we can all enjoy a hobby with such great variance within it is by respecting each other's variables, not by vilifying them. It's recognizing that, no matter how much you enjoy the mun and/or muse, they're not engaging with the hobby in the way you are, it's not a good fit to write together. (Please, begging y'all to be friends with those who are different, not enemies, shit's sake. You've not got to write together to be friends!) Instead of labeling them and being hateful. Different =/= a threat.
And, to go off a bit lol y'all demonizing serious RPers really don't get that there are some intense tones of ableism and more going on in that narrative of yours, huh?
Not that anyone requires a reason to be serious about any hobby, but when people pick a hobby like RP as their primary one...you should probably have the maturity to consider why that is. Could it be that they focus on a hobby they can do from their homes and that requires low physical involvement, and has a degree of separation from direct socializing, for a reason?
Serious RPers tend to be limited in their ability to pursue other hobbies. Mental and physical health, region, finances, and ability to spend time outside of the home are all very common limits for those who "take RP too seriously/are addicted to RP."
Maybe take five seconds away from your own issues to consider that the person you're shitting on for something so minor as a difference of importance of a hobby might be the full-time caretaker of a special needs child, having to remain home and on a very small income. They might be chronically ill or suffer from agoraphobia. They might live in an area with no hobbies of interest, affordability, or at all...or they might live somewhere that is incredibly dangerous for them.
I honestly do not know where these people have been that they've been aggressed at by serious RPers, but that's usually the excuse. (I'm not saying it has never happened or does not happen, before anyone goes there.) The idea that serious RPers are extreme elitists who are demanding that other muns do what they do, how they do it. That they expect other muns to be online and RPing all the time, that they be "available for entertainment at all times" at the cost of real-life matters. Having the expectation that threads not be dropped constantly or that a writing partner not leave for months with no contact is neither of those things.
In over two decades of RPing across almost every platform type that has existed, I have literally never seen that be either a singular RPer-type problem or one that serious RPers are even more likely to deal in. I've seen the opposite, actually. Which is not a condemnation or a statement that all casual RPers do this, just what my experience has been. And one that actually stands to reason based on the way they view and engage with RP - quick replies, quick entertainment, and very low commitment to threads, muses, or other muns. Of course, it's annoying to them when a more serious RPer is unwilling to do rapid-fire style quick, short threads from an ask with them, but is writing the lengthy replies they already owed instead.
That's probably a factor as well, in here among a plethora of misunderstanding/unawareness of differences - for many serious RPers, it's not easier and more fun to write short, quick threads. So, what a casual RPer is seeing is that they're willing to put all this extraordinary effort into a massive reply to someone else while their easy, fun, quickly done thread is waiting in line.
Misunderstandings and unawareness breed hostility, period. And there is a hell of a lot of those things in the RPC.
What serious RPers are expressing are either boundaries/expectations or frustration. Not a demand that you be around all the time, but an expectation that you leave them alone if you're not also a serious RPer who will be committed to threads and muses. Not hostility and elitism, the frustration that it's already difficult to find muns who will work out before you add in the majority rule of casual RPers.
It's incredibly disheartening, frustrating, and honestly, a bit anxiety-inducing to constantly be the weird one, always have few choices, and to be at risk of being Problematic purely because you take the hobby seriously. You can't vent without someone jumping on your ass to remind you (even if you said numerous times that "real life comes first" and "people can do what they want") that omg, people have lives, people can do what makes them happy, it's just RP.
It's so upsetting when you think you might have found a good writing partner, then, you see a PSA they've reblogged about how it's a "hobby, not a jobby," and "no one owes anyone anything, ever." Excuse me, as that last one is a direct quote, let me redo it so it is verbatim: "no one owes anyone here anything - EVER !!!"
I said I wasn't very tolerant :)
But seriously, exactly what you've expressed is why I'm not...it's another form of controlling others instead of trying your best to control your own experience, and it's often extremely hateful. I'm not tolerant of anything like that, it's no longer supporting preferences at that point. When your preference is the only one that will be tolerated in the community, it's not a preference anymore.
It's something that makes others feel isolated, afraid of harassment, and depressed. It is a hobby and it isn't supposed to make you feel like that!
And, no, absolutely the fuck not lol the "answer" to this isn't that you're taking it too seriously and need to take a break. I'm so tired of seeing that shit tacked onto RPH responses and vents and PSAs. You're not saying that RP is making you feel this way, "just take a break and come back when you agree with everyone else" isn't a solution.
Of course, if you do feel like your time here has become so upsetting? Yeah, obviously, you should try to find some other things to supplement your downtime that make you feel happier again. Engage in some other forms of writing just meant for yourself, or that can be published as fics. Spend some more time on a game you enjoy for a while, or get invested in a new one. Learn to shape bonsai or make no-knead rolls. Whatever would make you happy as a hobby when you're not here.
Other than that, however, well...we're not going to be implying on this blog that you're too serious and need to take a hiatus until you have no emotional investment in your hobby. That's insane. I'd not say it about hiking, martial arts, dog obedience competitions, hobby farming, or painting either.
I wish I could think of some solutions as to where you could look that wasn't like this, but it's definitely the majority of the RPC. It doesn't help that, due to this, serious RPers have a tendency to quietly stick together and not venture out into the RPC. They're just not incredibly easy to find.
I will say that they tend to be:
novella - if you're not here for serious RP and sticking around for a while, you're not going to invest the time and energy into particularly lengthy writing
older RPers - I would say that twenty-five is probably the youngest, with early thirties to late forties being the majority
in fandoms with a large adult base of fans - even if it's a franchise friendly to, or even meant for, younger fans, if it has a particularly active adult fanbase, it's a better chance of finding serious RPers in it
as above, old fandoms - fandoms that have been around for a long time tend to have more serious RPers in them
fandomless OCs - tend to have a higher chance of being written by serious RPers than canons or heavily fandom-involved OCs
RPers who do not do a ton of advertising for their muse(s), but when they do, they don't advertise them based on activism points or trends
slightly more likely to not have an emphasis on highly aesthetic blogs, graphics, icons etc. - they use a modified basic tumblr theme, low on graphics, their aesthetics are not on-trend, for example
anti-content policing/"write what you want" style muns
muns with more extensive rules pages - they plan to be here for a while, they take writing, RP, and their muse(s) seriously, so, it's a bit more important to them to head off problems before they start
those with older characters/FCs - be that literally in age or the character being one that has existed for a long time
"stay in your lane" style muns - if they're opining on fandom or the RPC, they must really be angry about something
those with numerous and detailed headcanons - for example, their response to a HC meme ask like, "what's your muse's favorite ice cream flavor?" is going to be treated seriously, not simply answered with "mint chocolate chip because my bby is gross"
As usual, not a complete or perfect list. I don't fit some of the things on there! It could give you some things to look for when trying to find other serious RPers, though. It's based on observances from someone who was never a casual RPer, even as a minor (me, obviously), and maybe it could at least keep you from continuously running into hostility about your approach to RP.
I've honestly considered making a list of some sort expressly for RPers who are on the more serious end of the spectrum, but...in a RPC back when things were dominated by serious RPers, I did that sort of thing with a RPH I had, and it still got labeled as being a list for and by Elitists. I don't know that anyone would want to put themselves out there for potential harassment on tumblr, you know? It was a joke then, just having a group of RPers label you as an Elitist. Here, you get told to kill yourself, and none of us need more of that shit, right?
Try to hang in there, Anon, I know it's upsetting, and I'm so sorry that something fun has gotten to be like this.
Try to understand that these people are coming from a place of irrational defensiveness, often in response to bullying themselves at some point or feeling bad about themselves. That doesn't make it right, but it does make it easier to not take to heart.
And keep at it! In my experience here, once you find a group of people you fit into, it really is...A Group. Especially among RPers who are ostracized, they stick together, they promote each other, and they're very happy for their mutuals to become your mutuals. Once you find them, it unlocks so many opportunities for the interactions and type of RP you've been missing!
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It’s Gaara Week! - just kidding, Gaara Week is in January - this is Gaara Weekly. So I heard the topic this time is:
“what Gaara would do together with Shinki if he had some time off” 
now that’s just wholesome, how could I not at least *attempt to* provide some headcanons?
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*side note: I have no idea how I ended up with this mess of a post but here you go*
So we know their hobbies: Gaara likes “battling” according to the second databook and by the time the third came around, he added “cultivating cacti” to the mix. Shinki likes both “gardening” and “embroidery” according to character trivia from Boruto. Makes sense that they would bond over tending to plants right? In fact, most would probably assume that Shinki adopted this hobby from his father. And while I do believe they get some rare father-son time tending to Gaara's cacti together - I don't know if that's what they would actually choose to do if they had a significant amount of free time.
If I was being realistic: They would probably spend their days off training.
_________________________ Yeah I hear you people in the back screaming “booo” - but this seems to be the most realistic scenario - to me at least. So let me explain:
His people and village always seem to be the priority for Gaara and Shinki is the future of Suna, not only as the Kazekage's heir but simply as part of the next generation who will take on leadership positions after the current decision-makers retire. There is not a single doubt in my mind that Gaara views mentoring future generations as one of his top priorities. Shinki wants to make his father proud and properly represent his family and village. He is hugely appreciative of any training time his busy father can spare for him - such an opportunity doesn't come every day. Both of them have very no-nonsense, goal-oriented personalities.
- So if Gaara had a couple of hours to spend however he wanted, he would invest them in the future of his village: Shinki. If Shinki had the chance to get some in-depth one-on-one training with his father, he would jump at the opportunity.
We know that Gaara, unlike Naruto with his son, has at least somewhat regularly been training Shinki in person. He has mentioned how he taught his son 'everything he knows' and Shinki actually training directly with his (very busy) father just makes sense: The two of them are the only people we know of with their kekkei genkai - and Gaara is the only one with abilities almost identical to Shinki's. It’s true that Gaara only knows the basics when it comes to iron sand - or rather, that was confirmed to be the case until at least the early blank period. But he would know next to every use of regular sand and that’s still more than any other jonin in suna. Of course, as the Kazekage, Gaara simply doesn't have the time to do the majority of Shinki's training - but I wouldn’t question that he's the one giving the crucial advice, reviewing his training progress and telling his son what abilities need more work.  
So if he has a little bit of time to spare - I have no doubt he would (and does) put most of it into training Shinki. And that includes days off. 
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But y'all didn't come for that - don't lie.
*enter Part 2: “But what if we talk about cats instead?”
We love these two (and the entire Sand-family for that matter) so naturally, we want to see them use their time off for anything BUT work or training. Gaara and Shinki are definitely the worst offenders here, they always seem like those people who would rather work on their duties than cut cake on their birthdays - Gaara more so because he seems very focused on always putting his own pleasure behind doing 'something useful to others' and Shinki because he's just beginning to realize the value of friendship. *Insert mlp meme here*
So for the sake of fun, we will just assume SOMETIMES Gaara decides that his son should do “normal activities” instead of training and ends up going somewhere with him. But where? If for some reason, Shinki were to accompany his father to another village for a diplomatic meeting, I think they would definitely walk around that village a bit and just take in the local culture: food, sights, and the like. Imagine the way Lee and Tenten showed Gaara and Kankuro around Konoha in episode 497 and had them try ramen for the first time - kind of like that. But this example also shows just how rarely Gaara seems to get time off during official visits: it took him being Kazekage for 4 years until he ate his first Ramen - but ok, if the war hadn’t been in the way I guess Naruto would have made him try it sooner. Now, if we are talking about “regular” time off, the place would definitely need to be in Suna - Gaara is important for the protection of his village so he can’t just leave whenever he wants.
I’m also going to assume that Gaara can walk around relatively freely without being bothered by crowds - if simply for the fact that we have seen him do so before, at least in other villages. Gaara strikes me as a character who could very much enjoy new experiences - there was once a time when most things “normal” people did were foreign to him and he had to go through a very steep learning curve after his first encounter with Naruto. I can see him trying new things when he gets the chance and also wanting to encourage Shinki to do the same - so long something falls not too far outside both of their comfort zones.
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We established all the little details but no one has gone anywhere yet. So if we are going for something interesting: > how about we bring cats into this?
Gaara and Shinki strike me as having a lot of, for the lack of a better word, “cat-people energy” - were they aware of this before this fateful day? Probably not. Were they aware of it afterward? - you bet!
Gaara felt a bit confused when he heard that Suna would be hosting a big pet show for the first time in a few years *he had to sign the paperwork after all* - what was that again? People bring their cats and dogs to show them to visitors and a jury?
“Must be another unique way humans manage to be vain about their property” - the concept of placing much importance in the things one owns and how they reflect on you was something Gaara understood as a concept but never fancied.
He didn’t understand very well why visitors would want to see such a spectacle until Kankuro said something along the lines of “sometimes people just want to see animals do cute stuff I guess? You know how girls and kids are - show them a dog rolling over and they will go crazy - don’t worry too much about it, I’m also not much of a fan.”
On a second thought: “Oh but maybe Shinki likes that stuff? I mean he’s a kid - ..... although he doesn’t behave like one most of the time.”
- and with that comment, the deal was settled: there would be father-son bonding time scheduled and they would go observe cute animals!!
Shinki wasn’t very thrilled but what can you do - he wanted to train but was too well behaved and respected his father too much to object any of his decisions - no matter how strange some of them sounded.
In the end, none of them had high expectations for this trip but they went anyway because “At worst we have made a valuable experience” - Gaara
*Shinki didn’t dare question what could be “valuable” about this*
As it turned out, the date they picked for their visit was designated for cats of all breeds --
Of course, both Gaara and Shinki had seen cats before - from afar. No one in their family owned any animals - if you didn’t factor in the deer raised on the property of the Nara-clan.
But they had also HEARD about cats before
--------- mostly because Shukaku never seemed to miss an opportunity to insult them: “cats are the most useless creatures, it goes to show how stupid humans are for domesticating them” - “and you are sure you aren’t just saying this because kids always seem to mistake you for one?” -Kankuro would add
*Needless to say: Kankuro still enjoyed provoking people he really shouldn’t.* -------------
Well now the two shinobi were in front of one - their first close encounter with a feline - a big sand-colored persian with her owner, a friendly-looking old lady, standing next to her.
“Well I suppose they are quite endearing with their big eyes” -Gaara noted
Old lady: “Oh dear would you like to come closer? She really enjoys being pet behind her ears - she’s even calm with most strangers”
Gaara was a bit hesitant
When you’ve only ever heard bad things about cats and their temper you might think twice about petting them when you get the chance - at least until you take the courage to hold out your hand and they start purring like you are their best friend and they will love you forever.
Now, if anything gets Gaara - it’s being shown unconditional love and acceptance in unexpected places
yes apparently this does not exclude kitties
*holding out his hand while the cat is purring and meowing* Gaara : O.O Shinki, next to him: O.O Both of them internally: "ohhhh so THAT'S what all the fuss is about"
- Instant non-verbal agreement that cats are awesome
After that encounter, both might or might not have been extremely tempted to adopt a cat.
But since Gaara knew no one in this family had much time to spend at home - *and because he had this lingering sense that the cat might develop a taste for his succulents* - he had to resist.
This however wouldn’t mean that their next “family day” wasn’t already planned to be a trip to the local animal shelter. _________________________ Bonus:
eventually, Shukaku finds out about their trips and is NOT amused that they considered bringing one of “those things” home.
Yes- he’s still fuming from that one time he was carried by Shinki in his more “compact” form and a toddler pointed at them saying “oh your cat is so chubby! can I pet it? Pleeeeese!!” (*needless to say both Shinki and Gaara were mortified back then and hurried to get Shukaku away from the little girl before any casualties were to occur*)
He continues to sulk for at least a full month about this “betrayal”.
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🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴
22 OCTOBER 2020
Riqui: Well I guess there is no other choice than doing this..
Pedri: Do what?
Riqui Added Arnau
Riqui: Well we have another one here. At this rate, we might as well just include the whole squad. BUT Welcome to this adult free mess bro!
Iñaki: 💙❤💙❤💙❤
Carlitos: Benvingut nanu!
Ronald: MANITO!!!!
Ronald: Look at you using those braincells @Riqui
Riqui: Nothing new
Ansu: BRO!!!! @Arnau 💙❤
Arnau: What even is this?
Frenkie: Adult Free Space.
Frenkie: WELCOME!! ❤💙
Arnau: Why is this even?
Francisco: Well I really am not quite sure of that yet.. But welcome!!!
Carlitos: This exists because we are sick and tired of the grown-ups.
Arnau: Who are the grown-ups? Aren't we all technically grown-ups?
Arnau: Well beside Ansu and Pedri.
Ansu: BOY DO NOT.
JC: 😂😂😂😂😂
Dembz: 😂😂😂😂😂
Ansu: 😒😒😒
JC:"Dembz: 😂😂😂😂😂"
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Dembz: 🤜🏿
Ansu: I hate both of you so much.
Frenkie: It's only a week.. Just hang in there🤭🤭
Ansu: 😒😒
Pedri: 🙄🙄🙄
23 OCTOBER 2020
Carlitos: Anyways.. What I meant is that we are sick and tired of the ones in charge, their incompetence and their stupidity.
Riqui: Here here 🍻
Ronald: Thought popcorn was your TM
Riqui: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Riqui: Happy Now?
Ronald: Elated!
Arnau: Ahhh I get it now. I see your point.
Arnau: So how long has this been going on?
Pedri: Like a month or so
Francisco: We still don't know what is happening here most of the times
Sergiño: Hey dude!! Another newbie here!! Welcome @Arnau
Arnau: 🤗🤗🤗
Ansu: What we do know is that El Clasico is tomorrow and I am about to jump out of my skin!
Riqui: I mean...
Carlitos: What do you guys think?
JC: Well what version of FCB is going to show up.. It depends on that.
Arnau: I really cannot sit through another Getafe type match... there aren't enough hugs in the world.
Iñaki: I feel ya bro.. pure torture.
Ronald: Look we tried..
Riqui: No Ronald.. You did.
Carlitos: And now that Jordi is back .. Y'all need to try harder.
Carlitos: I mean I love the guy but he needs to remember how to football.
Riqui: You say y'all as if any of us not named Frenkie Ansu and Sergiño is going to start.. Don't drag all of us into that mess..
Ansu: 🙄🙄
Carlitos: Oh no no Nanu I am happy for you.
Riqui: We'd be dead were it not for you kiddo.
Sergiño: I am just glad I'll be back to the right flank tbh
Sergiño: Like I'll play wherever I'm asked but...
Pedri: Exactly.. Imagine me playing on the left.. I'll do it sure of course, I'll try my best but it is not my favorite.
Francisco: Well I think it's natural.
Riqui: Ever since Antoine spoke he has been benched 🤭
Carlitos: Are we sure that is the only reason?
Riqui: Jeez
Dembz: 😐😐😐😐
Carlitos: Sorry.. But I only say this because I know what he can do..
Dembz: I guess we are all rusty...
Riqui: I wouldn't know.. I've played all of 10 minutes..
Carlitos: 🙄
JC: Well y'all better not make me watch for nothing.
Riqui: Again.. Can't help you there bro.
JC: WHOEVER IT IS. DO NOT.
Riqui: Sometimes I wish Puyi is here just to like make them focus.
Carlitos: Remember when he yelled at Geri? 😂😂
Riqui: Which time 😂😂
Carlitos: All of them 😂
Ansu: OMG GUYS!!
Ansu: We should ask for his help.
Francisco: To come and make 'us' focus??
Pedri: It doesn't work that way dude.
Ansu: NO! With Geri
JC: I'm listening
Dembz: Are we really going to go ask for help from Carles Puyol?! Ansumane are you nuts!?
Ansu: GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS OUSMANE!?
Dembz: No..
Dembz: And stop yelling @Iñaki is probably asleep.
Frenkie: We all should be ...
Ansu: BUT my Puyi idea.
Ronald: Can wait till after El Clasico.
Ronald: Go to sleep now
Ansu: 😒
24 OCTOBER 2020
JC: 4 OUT OF 11!!!
JC: Oh for fuck sake😒
JC: ANSU YOU BRILLIANT GENIUS I COULD KISS YOU!!!
..........
JC: I AM GOING TO KICK HIM! PHIL WHAT!!!!?!?!?!?!?!
JC: What the fuck was that shit....
JC: But it wasn't...
JC: I give up.. Screw this..
...........
Arnau: This blows.
Iñaki: Once again.. pure torture.
Arnau: No but we were doing actually okay..
Iñaki: I mean.. relatively so-so.. we could have had it...
Arnau: What even was that 2nd ..
Iñaki: Bro.. Let it go..
Arnau: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
Iñaki: 😐
Ansu: I hate us so much.
Pedri: I should not have said anything the other day..
Pedri: I jinxed myself.
Francisco: That was horrible
Sergiño: Truly awful
Riqui: I am going to keep my comments to myself.
Riqui: Because if I speak, I will get in trouble.
Carlitos: Okay José.
Riqui: HOW DARE YOU.
Carlitos: It was a José move.
Ansu: I just... WHY TAKE ME OUT SO EARLY!
Dembz: A Mess.
Frenkie: So we are just going to get a penalty every time we breathe next to a player!?
JC: BS. Just that.. BS.
Ansu: Siempre igual.
Frenkie: I hate this.
Riqui: We all do.
25 OCTOBER 2020
Ronald: On the bright side..
Riqui: There is not one bright side in this
Ronald: There is.
Ronald: The fact that it's over.
Riqui: Okay one bright side to this. And now we have Juventus next.
Riqui: Without Gerard
Riqui: Which means he will have time...
Riqui: Which means we are screwed.
Carlitos: I would like to go back to the match please.
Riqui: So I was right.. There is no bright side.
Dembz: Dammit.
Riqui: Good night.
Pedri: Night!
JC: See ya later
Carlitos: Nanit!
Sergiño: ✌🏽
26 OCTOBER 2020
Frenkie: They did not just say that.. 🤦🏼‍♂️
Frenkie: As if we needed more backlash...
Carlitos: WHY WOULD THEY EVEN SPEAK!??
Carlitos: WHEN HAS THAT EVER HELPED ANYONE?!
Riqui: Just leave already for the love of everything good...
Riqui: We are a meme Club I swear...
Riqui: When has complaining ever benefited us ever?!
Carlitos: As if they don't know
Ansu: Did he really say that or did I hallucinate it!?
Riqui: They did kiddo
Carlitos: They did kiddo.
JC: Yikes
Francisco: What is the point?
Arnau: What is the point of their existence really
Iñaki: They have so many problems coming their way, the guys say they are taking action against them
Arnau: Well they should have let them finish the season and not just send them off like that.. They deserved to play the play-offs.
Iñaki: Don't remind me.
Arnau: Can the president just issue an arrest warrant against them already?!
Riqui: I wish
Carlitos: THE AUDACITY OF THEM TRYING TO POSTPONE THE REFERENDUM. THE AUDACITY.
Riqui: I hope they end up in Jail. Or like exiled.. whichever can happen quicker..
Ansu: We cannot have one day of peace in this place.
Riqui: How else will the time pass..
Ansu: I rather not have it pass in stress.
Carlitos: Well.. tough.
Riqui: And another one tomorrow.
Riqui: AND FOR WHAT... JUST LEAVE
Sergiño: I am having such a dèjà-vu..
Riqui: About?
Sergiño: Tr*mp..
Riqui: Well.. Kinda.. sorta..
Riqui: Like.. take away the mania and psychopathic behavior and total lack of human empathy and decency... yeah it could be him
Sergiño: I meant the desperate need for him to just leave.
Riqui: Oh well yes that... spot on.
Carlitos: we have to wait more I guess.... But now Juve.
Frenkie: Exactly. Juve.
Ansu: Ronald's big moment. Hope he doesn't screw it up.
Ronald: Appreciate the vote of confidence.. really. So sweet.
Ansu: Anytime broski Anytime.
Pedri: Did you really just say broski?
Ansu: And what about it?
Pedri: Nothing..
Ansu: Mhm...
27 OCTOBER 2020
JC: Another meeting today?
Riqui: Yep
JC: Evening?
Riqui: Yep
JC: You think he will?
Riqui: Who the hell knows.. He might be coming out to announce a new sponsor for all I know
Carlitos: I hear he will
Ansu: Will he though?
Carlitos: Well I'm not his babysitter but I hope so.
Ansu: We shall see.
Frenkie: Ready to take off to Torino?
Pedri: YES!!
Francisco: Cannot wait tbh
Francisco: I saw Gerard today and he was being very suspicious.
Riqui: I do not need this now
Sergiño: I hung out with him during training this morning.. He seemed normal
Dembz: So what is the truth...
Ronald: All I know is he has time now.
Ronald: And I feel sorry for you guys..
Ronald: Not you @Riqui 💙 and Sergi would agree
Riqui: 😒 I hate you 💙
...............
Arnau: HOLY CRAP HE DID IT!!!
Arnau: WE ARE FREE!!!!!!
Carlitos: I cannot believe it. Someone slap me.
Carlitos: I DID NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY RONALD!
Ronald: You asked.
Riqui: I JUST... I WOULD LIKE TO SAY....
Riqui: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Carlitos: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A EUROPEAN SUPER LEAGUE.. BRO!!
Ansu: Like I said.. We cannot have not 1 moment of peace.
Riqui: Is he really playing a victim?!
Carlitos: Great... more games for us not to play😒
Ansu: But things are changing.. so
Frenkie: Oh wow.. oh wow.. OH WOW
Francisco: What even is the point of a Super league?!
Francisco: It's like the Nations' League.. What is the point of that
Pedri: Money.
Pedri: 🤷🏻‍♂️
Francisco: Fair point.
Iñaki: Isn't everything?
Francisco: Yep.
Dembz: So now what guys?...
Riqui: Now we are free. We wait for the new President.
Riqui: And maybe a new coach 🙄
Dembz: I dig that.
Pedri: How do you guys think Leo is feeling??
Ansu: I wonder what the adults gc is like right now.
Ansu: Dammit Carles when are you going to be useful!
Carlitos: RUDE MUCH
Ansu: We need to know
Riqui: 😂
Frenkie: So now that he is gone.. What are we going to complain about in this Club.
Riqui: It's us.. We always have something. But enjoy this Win bro
Frenkie: I am.
Sergiño: I hope we can enjoy more wins
Francisco: Leo must be very happy.
Riqui: I wanna post something.. but I don't know if I should.
Dembz: Do it subtly.
Arnau: Have you met him? He doesn't know subtlety.
Riqui: I brought you here to back me up dude not join them😒
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thatpaintedpony · 4 years
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So here's the thing.
Lot of people on here always screaming about an echo chamber, saying that people who are friends with Emma/part of Emma's discord are just part of a huge clique who come screaming out of the woodwork whenever there's a hint of disagreement.
But that's bullshit and that's not what's happening here. There's two things at play here. Firstly, there's a few of us who just generally happen to agree on the same sort of horse training techniques. We mostly all ride dressage or at least include dressage with jumping or eventing and have similar perspectives on training. Do we all agree 100%? No! I know Lexi weeps dressage tears that I don't lunge with a cavesson and Emma doesn't agree with using a rope halter for anything, among other examples. But we all broad strokes agree on fundamental training and welfare issues. I can't speak for the rest of the discord but I know when I see a post on Tumblr, I decide whether I agree or disagree on my own, regardless of what Emma and the rest of the discord think. When we disagree we have lively discussions about why that is and what perspectives led us to think that way. Just cause y'all don't see it, or we don't agree with YOU doesn't mean we're an echo chamber.
Furthermore, if we're an echo chamber then so are you? Except your echo chamber is about how it's okay to make personal attacks on the internet which, sorry, uncool.
Secondly, those of us who are in Emma's discord are in fact ... Friends! Some of us in real life! Actual people who know and like each other! And you know, the funny thing is that when random strangers attack your friends on the internet you want to defend them? That's not being cliquey, that's having FRIENDS and if you want to make unfounded, bullshit takes about Lexi's riding then you can fuck RIGHT OFF.
The lot of you are always crying about how it's impossible to have a discussion on Tumblr and then start making personal attacks the second someone disagrees with you. It's incredibly toxic and you know, the past like three instances of drama have had nothing to do with us? Other than posting some dumb memes and giggling over the fact y'all are so worried about what Dmitri does with his horse, and yet you are all frothing over how awful we are. Take a look at your own nasty fam 🤷
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Thoughts and opinions on the knock-off dollar store detective pikachu (or as its being advertised, the sonic movie)
Alex: press f to pay respects for the overworked, underpaid animators who will probably be fired at the end/have their company shut down so they don't have to be paid bonuses
Kristen: Yeeeaaah. Honestly I kinda wish they'd just left the awful design, it's probably just gonna go from hilariously awful to mediocre.Animation and design aren't the only thing that make a movie good or bad and given everything else we've seen I uh. I have doubts about a fuckton of the production.
Atwas: It also feels a little questionable that a large budget production would completely change an aspect of a movie just because of some internet bullying. It's just one of those things that makes me go hmmm
Kristen: It kinda concerns me that a big budget production can be affected by internet buzz. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing? Like The People are fickle beasts who are very hard to please. On the other hand this was a particularly universal internet hate.
Atwas: It's either a ruse or setting some dangerous precedent
Juno: I would not mind a delayed release so that the animators would not have to crunch, but this should not happen in the first place. Animators have some of the harshest jobs in the market, and like many artists, they are treated as if their work is “easy.”
Like, you try rigging and rendering key frames alone for a ninety-minute to two-hour production. The animators of Sausage Party were likewise treated extremely badly. I dunno, these demands may be symptomatic of a dangerous trend of devaluing the work of animators.
Jojo: I understand the upset from the poor design of sonic, but I also feel incredibly bad for the animators. They worked so hard to make it and animate it. They probably didn’t know how sonic would look if he was in the real world, and they just went off what they thought. Cut them some slack! They’re e working as hard as they can
Tex: cash grab gangstas paradise. at least it's not the emoji movie.
Bro: I genuinely think the universal hatred for it went too far in the first place. Part of the negative reaction feels like it's because it's Sonic and a lot of it just feels performative in general.
I don't like the current culture of mass praise or mass hatred of media (or just things in general). Sonic didn't shoot your dog and Detective Pikachu didn't drop from heaven to bring it back to life. The fact that people are treating films like they've seen them before they're even released really speaks to the "I read the title of the article so I know what's in it" mindset a lot of people are in currently (but that's a rant for another day)
As for the idea of people's complaints causing an entire big budget film to change, I'm becoming less and less surprised as the years go on. It started with small individual artists, crept it's way into TV and Streaming services, so it was only a matter of time before it hit big budget films. Not to say the people should be ignored, but if you've ever worked freelance or just basic customer service, you know they never ACTUALLY know what they want.
None of this in any way means to say people can't have their opinions about things, frankly I think it should be encouraged, but part of what happened here feels borderline like "The Wave" in that people started feeding off of and wanting to impress eachother, and others outright admitted they wanted to jump on the Sonic hate meme train to stay relevant.
You don't have to like how the movie looks. You can hate how the movie looks. But Christ, y'all, really? It's just a damn movie.
Scott: ...I don't care for it.
Phill: I expect this movie to suck. I don't think fixing the (admittedly atrocious) sonic model is gunna change that. I am happy to be surprised, however. But THIER first mistake was thinking a feature length live action sonic the hedgehog movie was a good idea. Followed by a cascade of poor decisions, with exception to Jim Carey, who carries every terrible movie he's in. So who knows.
Juno: it's in the name
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lol my goal is to watch ragnarok before its first year anniversary (hey y'all let's do a ragnarok week on its first year anniversary, who's with me?) and on that end, i have finally rewatched the dark world (this one got a bit too long bc i was already taking notes while i was watching it)!!!
thor: the dark world (2013):
- you know what, for all that we disrespect this film for, it did give us a lot of things like fleshing out the world kenneth branagh began, juicy brotherly bickering and drama, the loki and frigga scene (WHICH WAS STILL TOO SHORT :( ), loki as cap, a fantastic soundtrack and iconic scenes like remember that part where thor jumps off the balcony, twirls and flies off after he catches mjolnir? still can't find a scene that beats that
- also tada. never forget tada.
- ODIN IS SUCH A COLONIZER like it's nice to know he hasn't changed through the thousands and thousands of years he was alive but in the light of what we'd discovered it's...kind of disturbing? maybe? but like, he's said things like the nine realms are united again and reminded of our strength during the intro and then he was ready to sacrifice every single asgardian against the dark elves and he's so sure of winning and hey remember that he thinks mortals are lesser (for all his we are not gods speech) and he keeps insisting that the dark elves are all dead? sounds typical!
- sif going there are nine realms, the future king of asgard must focus on more than one and i bet thor's glad they're disconnected from the world tree now. no need to be king of nine realms, just one! let the rest of the realms rule themselves like they were supposed to lmao
- their dialogues are really so heavy tho, even more so than the first two films but weirdly enough, it feels like i only ever notice this whenever thor talks? so maybe it's just chris hemsworth tripping over the weight idk
- i feel like richard and ian don't get as much credit, they're both very sweet! i kinda hope jane and richard got a chance with each other after she and thor split, i mean richard's a stable kinda guy and jane deserves stability after all the shit she put up with ok!!!
- the post-credits scene between thor and jane really is so romantic tho, i'm glad they got that moment before shit hit the fan
- also weird, sometimes it feels like nat portman's wig is too big on her or smth like i know everyone was in-between other shootings during this film but
- i laughed at "we're americans!" "that's supposed to make them like us?" like this is a joke i only got five years on wtf
- idk smth about the way the whole thing was shot feels so...old! like it's a very old technique or smth. kinda like how you can tell if a movie was from the 90s or what but...2013!
- also i made a discovery: i thought they buried the aether on earth (BECAUSE WHO SAYS GODS HAVE TO BE SMART) but i never realized it's a hidden dimension accessible anywhere in the world tree during the convergence (or through spells???)
- JUSTICE FOR MALEKITH AND THE DARK ELVES they deserved so much more from the budget and the plot ok!!!
- the castle shield thing really was such bad plotting, too. actually this movie doesn't do plotting and fight scenes and pacing too well. about the only fight scenes i enjoyed (now) (that i'm no longer like that meme that goes tdw is a good movie y'all are just mean) is frigga vs malekith, loki vs everyone and thor's final blow on malekith
- they never let it rain when thor arrives anymore :( and honestly, give me dreamy, romantic, idealistic thor any day. i feel like we don't get this enough.
- i have forgotten so many amazing lines like, "she's dangerous!" "so am i" and the butthurt "I AM" when thor asks jane if she was ready and loki's like I'M HERE BY THE WAY
- 28 minutes in and heimdall is already rolling his eyes
- man, you can really see the difference with how the odinsons behave between odin and frigga. odin gets shit while frigga gets nothing but hearts and i mean that's fair
- heimdall jumping to attack the dark elves' ship is so 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 thor: the dark world aka watch heimdall be the only functional member of the government
- you know what, frigga really has nice shoes, i can't get over this (headcanon that frigga saw her fate from the norns and was ready to die)
- you have to admit that for all that he is a disaster, the level of composure with which loki took the news of frigga's death was admirable. what happened after is a different story ofc lol
- sometimes sif is just...too good for thor...too good for everyone...just too good...
- also loki is alive in avengers 4, just look at his masterful illusions in this film. i feel like he doesn't get much credit for his illusions. or his acting skills—i swear he enjoyed pretending to be odin in that last scene with thor a liiittle too much
- also remember thor taking the train to greenwhich and being such a pure soul when the woman stumbles to him? never forget
- THIS was also the first time i noticed something! thor ends his first battle with "i accept your surrender" and his final battle with "i've come to accept your surrender" like whatever you call that narrative device, i love it
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Okay, I'm gonna jump on the mush train real quick and say that the past ten months I've spent with you all have been unforgettable. I've never been in a fandom that gratified and fulfilled me to this extent, and I've never loved a show or a cast this much. And that's saying a lot, because I'm always obsessing over something or other.
Anyway, I hope to high heaven we get a third season, because I'm not even close to being done with our holistic beans, or all of y'all. Here's to the next year of fic, art, theories, memes, and loving and supporting the heck out of each other. ❤💛💚💙💜
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hatakehoney · 7 years
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what music would the rfa members listen to? rfa + saeran
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zen
zen would totally jam out to some broadway soundtracks and scores
I could see him really enjoying the soundtracks for heathers: the musical, hairspray, and maybe even spring awakening? zen may try and listen to a variety of shows but these three are the ones he always comes back to
adele
drake
some panic! at the disco?
lady gaga
besides being totally into broadway cast recordings I could also see zen rocking out to some classic rock music? on his more edgy days zen will get his motorcycle out and go for a ride while blasting some classics.
steppenwolf
blue oyster cult
aerosmith
def leppard
guns n roses
ac/dc
his taste in music really depends on how he feels that day and what project he is currently working on!
jihyun/v
I could see v being someone that likes to listen to acoustic covers, folk rock, and possibly indie rock as well? he seems to be very calm and he would probably appreciate the rhythms of the genre and the themes of the music.
imagine a sleepy v heading home from one of his MANY trips with a pair of turquoise earbuds hanging loosely from his ears. the only sounds that could be heard was the peaceful hum coming from the lead singer and the strum of a guitar. for a moment everything v kept to himself drifted away and for once he could be at peace.
plays you are my sunshine by johnny cash every night before bed in hopes that when he wakes up everything that happened in the past would turn out to be a dream…and he didn’t really lose his sun……..
mumford and sons
jasmine thompson
james blunt
coldplay
the lumineers
kodaline
ed sheeran
saeran
tell me that this boy isn’t going to listen to some edge lord music? I could see saeran listening to alternative music, grunge, and maybe a tiny bit of  alternative metal? I think he would be able to channel his inner anger and emotions through these music genres.
he would totally be that kid with a wall of band posters that cover it well enough to trick people into forgetting there was a wall under all of them. I think kat’s room from 10 things I hate about you is pretty accurate to the room I imagined. he would have a keep out sign and would just blast his linkin park cds for the entire mint eye headquarters to hear. saeran would low-key just be sitting on his bed head banging while lip synching to the song.
inkin park
imagine dragons
halsey
three days grace
fall out boy
my chemical romance
saeyoung/707
seven’s music taste is almost as all over the place as his personality (sorry bby). one day he’ll be jamming out to alternative music and the next trap music will be blasting from one of his many monitors. hell, he even listens to jazz & country if he’s in the mood for it.
I feel like seven would enjoy a similar style of music to both v and saeran but for the most part seven would try and keep upbeat music on to try & keep his seven act up as best as he can.
not gonna lie he probably listens to meme songs when he gets distracted from his work like “thomas the train engine - air horn remix” or “kazoo kid - trap remix”
he’ll honestly listen to anything if he can find a way to connect to it.
imagine dragons
smash mouth
fall out boy
nirvana
green day
wheezer
jaehee (my baehee)
let us be honest here..jaehee would totally listen to zen’s cast recordings whenever she actually gets the chance to do something for herself (yes,I am looking at you jumin). she would know every lyric by heart and could recite them at the drop of a hat.
besides memorizing zen’s songs I think she would listen to a variety of genres but would lean towards dream pop, indie styles, and some folk music! I think that these genres would help calm her down after work especially those days where she gets swamped with cat projects.
hyun ryu ((;
landon pigg
haley kiyoko
rachel platten
sylvan esso
ed sheeran
jumin
I feel as though jumin would not have a lot of time to listen to music with his job, but I think he would try and listen to a few genres. ultimately, he ends up just listening to classical music. it is always playing lightly in the office and when he attends business dinners they usually have said genre playing. it was just natural for him to enjoy it.
he isn’t really interested in most music but like I said he would give any song a fair chance of impressing him and he’d really listen to anything thats on! just nothing that would be a nuisance to his sweet elizabeth.
I could see jumin being interested by the piano guys and their ability to take modern music and put an instrumental spin on them! its the best of both worlds really!
yoosung
I imagine yoosung wouldn’t have much time to listen to music if it wasn’t playing the background of lolol. if this boy barely takes breaks to eat and sleep then why would he stop to listen to music of all things? I’m kidding. sort of.
before rika’s death I think yoosung would have really been into classical music! he would always have some sort of music playing lightly while he studied for any upcoming test!
after rika’s death not only did yoosung’s outward appearance change but his music taste also changed. he would probably stick to pop music and maybe the occasional cheesy love songs as well? especially during those times he goes on about wanting a girlfriend.
I could also see easing just jumping from genre to genre especially after seeing how he jumps from hobby to hobby and club to club!
the lolol soundtrack tbh
maroon 5
taylor swift
kesha
sia
okay, so this is my first time writing a headcanon so I really hope y'all like this! this post has actually inspired me to do a few playlists for the rfa! so stay on the lookout for those!
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i-c-f-a-m-e-blog · 7 years
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Never date a newly single man
I always have the best damn luck wth messing with newly single people. It's always the ones who's working it out with their ex or working "it" on their ex. I get so tired of feeling like that guilty pleasure. Not the good one but the one you use when your spouse aint looking. Like looking at porn on silent knowing damn well we all watch it to hear the noise. You want it but too scared to do it. Until one day you grow some balls. So recently i messed with this boy I use to know. We had became acquaintances through a mutual friend. I Wanted him before but at the time he had a man or a situation and I don't do niggas in situations.So my messy ass seen that he said he was single on Facebook for a couple of days now and decided to like a couple of photos.Hours later he inboxed me. You know with the same pick up line every nigga use. The " hey stranger long time " line. Then I use the same corny ass come back line. "No you a stranger not me". We caught up throughout the day texting and talking and laughing. I mentioned I seen he was single and asked himif he was okay. He said "yes fuck that nigga. I need to focus On me and my dreams.I'm finally free".I said "I hear that lol.got to do what's best for you ugly". Then the flirting began per usual and we decided that we should pre game at his house and go to the club that weekend . I was hype. Lord knows I shouldn't of been. Lord story short that Saturday came and it was time to get ready. Mind you me and him chatted that Monday. So I was planning what I was going to wear and everything.I made my way to Brooklyn to go meet him at his house. I'm not telling y'all where in Brooklyn. Got off that 494738394 hour long ass train ride and walked to his house . He opened the door shirtless. My mouth dropped for second but then I picked it back up real quick. I said " eww put a shirt on ugly". He started laughing. Lord knows nothing about that body was ugly. So we talked and played music and talked some more then tapped the Henny bottle and started taking shots. It's reasons why I don't do henny. Henny is Viagra in a bottle. Certain music came on and we started singing along. Once freaking r kelly half on a baby came on I started singing every word. That's my shit. So he started laughing and I pushed him telling him to hush. Then we started pushing each other then looking at it each other more and he started to lick his lips. I kept looking down and away. Anyone that knows me knows I do that to stop thinking about how im about to make a bad decision. So he pulled my face and we begin kissing. I promise you I never felt softer lips. I pushed away and said "are you sure?" And he begin kissing me with tongue. If it was a camera in that living room I would of looked at it and smirked . He took my hand and We left the half way finished bottle and cups in the living room and made our way to his room. All I had in my head as I was walking is the rupaul meme saying DONT FUCK IT UP. One thing lead to another and I pushed him back. I wanted to show him my skills. ( WARNING ITS ABOUT TO GET EXPLICIT) So I started to slob on his dick so sloppy as I let the spit from down from the head of his dick and catching it before it reaches the balls. He was looking in amazement.Eyes rolling back and everything. I felt like I was pinky in a porn shoot. Mollywhopping that dick.So I begin licking up the base sucking each side until I got to the head. Then suck it repeatedly as he grab the back of my head. He was in heaven. Head heaven. He made me feel like my skills was porn star level. He pulled my head up and said " chill before you make me bust bro". Before I could comprehend what he said he threw me on the bed and turned me on. He rested my legs on his shoulder as the whip cream and chocolate was right next to him. He planned this shit out he know what was going to happen.and he started pouring some down my thighs and catching it all with his tongue slowly on each side of my thighs. Lord I was in heaven. Trying not to make my legs to the earthquake shake. Looking like Beyoncé and dance for you. Then he sprayed whip cream all up and down my leg and slowly lick it off getting every drop of it as i grab my head. I didn't want this shit to end. I was in the moment. In the grove. Then he flipped me over and pour chocolate on my cheeks and other parts and licked it clean. He was ready to devour my chocolate ass.Hold my legs down so i don't run from that good eating. Here's the fucking kicker ! Then all of a sudden someone begins banging on the door like it's the cops.we both jump. Then he tells me to continue laying down he going to go check. So I'm laying there smiling. I'm about to get some and tell my friends how I got some. Wrong. The next thing I hear is his ex boyfriend walk in talking about he miss him and let's try for real this time. I'm laying there like this can't be happening. This a fucking prank. I guess his ex turned around and seen the Henny and the cups and started going off. Talking about " who the fuckkkkkk you had over here ?!?! Is he still here ?!?! Bitch come out ?!??" Part of me wanted to go out there so bad but for what ? I don't fight over men. So as they was arguing and fighting . I gladly put on my stuff in the room and went down the fire escape. Almost died do that shit my clumsy ass. Finally get down and as soon as I get down. He bust in the room and you can hear him tossing and turning shit over. I'm walking to the train pissed because I ain't get none. More pissed because it's 2 in the morning and Brooklyn trains be acting up after 8:39pm. So I'm guessing he left his house and he kept calling me and texting me. I didn't answer. I felt like a fool I should of known that was going to happen. A week pass by and what do I see on Facebook they are back together smh. Moral of the story besides niggas ain't shit is don't mess with newly single man they always end up going back.
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Okay but why are y'all so melodramatic talking about how you can't forgive Ciel for his disgusting horrible actions like what are you even talking about Shitty things he's done -fire in BoC. Already discussed that. Had problematic aspects like it would have been better to kill them in a painless way but under the circumstances, that part is understandable. The act of killing them itself was literally mercy and that was literally explained in a canon scene, on the train. Could go into it further but I'm lazy. Happy to pull up screenshots if needed though. Either way, had problematic aspects but wasn't inherently bad or evil. -people he kills as watchdog. A) they're all people who frankly deserve to die. I'm not saying vigilante justice is good but it's not like he's being a serial killer for shits and giggles. B) y'all know the queen told him to do it in the first place right...like you always jump to Sebastian's defence like "oh but Ciel told him to so its not his fault" so isn't this the same thing...maybe we should talk about a grown woman hiring a thirteen year old to kill people...js...yet none of y'all ever bring that up... -being sarcastic and rude to his friends, pushing them away. Look I'm sorry that you can't understand mental illness but. Give him a Fucking break. Not even gonna say more on that. Jesus Christ why are you all literal shit sticks. Why does everyone have to be all happy sunshine and rainbows all the time for y'all to not consider them a villain. -lying to snake. Okay this one was entirely selfish motive but also like. What else was he supposed to do. Not lying to him would probably have ended with snake ending up dead. Not an ideal situation but honestly what happened was the best case scenario. -Killing doll. Technically Sebastian could have detained her and took her to jail instead. So I'd say out of all of these, that one was his worst action. In his defence, he was pretty messed up at the time and not thinking clearly, plus he had just found out that she had a part in the baron kelvin stuff so like he was understandably a little pissed at her. Never the less, not an excuse, and probably the most problematic thing he's done. Fine, I'll give y'all a free pass to call that one disgusting. -the meat pie thing in Weston. I saw someone say he he's terrible because of that and like. That's the most stereotypical sit com style meme with the laxatives in the food, why are you so extra about finding reasons to hate him. I swear to god.
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extervus · 7 years
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also do all of the questions lol
G o d I finally finished answering all these, I have the attention span of zero1 - already answered!2 - Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?: My mother. Overall, like with everything she's done my whole life, no, I don't. But the most recent thing, I kinda forgive her cause she guilted me into doing a training thing for a class I'll help teach (which, guilting is never okay, by the way) but it turned out to be Okay I guess3 - What do you think of when you hear the word "meow?": cat4 - What's something you really want right now?: For my WiFi to turn back on so I don't have to keep using data5 - Are you afraid of falling in love?: I've already fallen in love, so I mean, no6 - Do you like the beach?: y e s7 - Have you ever slept on a couch with somebody else?: This is oddly specific but no8 - What's the background on your phone?: The galaxy picture that I have set for my tumblr header9 - Name the last 4 beds you sat on: My bed, my mom's bed to talk to her, my bed at my dad's house, and the bed in the brown room at the lake house10 - Do you like your phone: Yes11 - Are things going the way you planned?: I mean, I don't know yet. So far, things are looking up for the next year to come. After that? I dunno12 - Who was the last person whose number you added to your phone contracts?: Fucken uhhhh I think a girl I had a video production class with last year13 - Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?: Both please and thank you14 - Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: It depends on what type of physical it is and what type of emotional it is15 - Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: Zoo16 - Are you tired?: yeah17 - How long have you known who your first phone contact?: I don't know whom my first contact was18 - Are they a relative?: Again, I don't know19 - Would you ever consider getting back with any of your exes?: No, cause everyone whom I broke up with, I did so cause either they were shitty, or cause the romantic love just wasn't there anymore20 - When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?: On the lips, it was my friend Leaf a little over a year ago, cause I had just broken up with my ex bf and I was joking like 'shit I can just kiss whomever.' Other types of kisses, Andi!!!!!!!!!!!!21 - If you knew you had to marry the right person, would you marry them today?: I don't know if this is relating to the last question or not, but I'm gonna answer this question with Andi in mind. I'm only 18 and they're only 17, so we're probably too young for marriage I think, but if they wanted to I'd be 100% down22 - Would you kiss the last person you kissed: Leaf; platonically, sure. Andi; Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! So many smooches please and thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm love smooching Andi23 - How many bracelets do you have on your wrist right now: Zero, but I have a raptor's claw necklace that I turned into a bracelet/weaponized bracelet. I'm just not wearing it right now24 - Is there a certain quote you live by?: "I'm just here for the laughs at this point," -Me25 - What's on your mind?: Sims 426 - Do you have any tattoos?: Not yet but Soon, I already have my first one planned27 - What is your favorite color?: Orange, purple and black28 - Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?: *shrug*29 - Who are you texting?: No one right now30 - Think to the last person you kissed, did you ever kiss them on a couch: y'all what is with the couch specific asks. Also no but I did give them Smooches sitting on the floor in front of a couch31 - Have you ever had the feeling that something bad was going to happen and you were right: Literally All The Time. I have a mega good intuition, it just sucks cause I also have paranoia/anxiety so I never know if a feeling I have is intuition or just anxiety 32 - Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to: No I've Never Been Able To Talk To Someone Of The Opposite Sex (I hate opposite sex questions. Of fucking course I talk to people that have a different sex and/or gender than me)33 - Do you think anyone has feelings for you?: I dunno, @strike-commandxr do ya have feelings for me?34 - Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?: A Lot actually35 - Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you: If it's Leaf (since he's the last one I smooched on the lips that long time ago): hell yeah boy get your smooch on. If it's Andi (since I give Andi so many non lip smooches): Platonic smooches exist and I mean I'd wanna know what the context is but I mean I'm chill yo36 - Were you single on Valentine's Day?: No37 - Are you friends with the last person you kissed?: Leaf is one of my closest friends and I'm dating Andi and Andi is my best friend so yeah38 - What do your friends call you?: Max, various other names after I make a bad joke39 - Has anyone upset you in the past week?: Yeah, me mom40 - Have you ever cried over a text: u m y e a h41 - Where's your last bruise located?: God I have so many bruises on me legs from a pitbull we were puppysitting. She kept jumping up on me legs42 - What is it from?: Sweet lil Pitbull Pupper43 - Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?: I block a lot of bad memories out so I can't remember44 - Who was the last person you were on the phone with?: My mom45 - Do you have a favorite pair of shoes?: My combat boots46 - Do you wear hats if you're having a bad hair day?: Yeah, I wear my beanie47 - Would you ever go bald if it was the style?: Nah I like my current hair style48 - Do you make supper for your family?: First of all: the person who made this ask meme MUST be from the southern Midwest or from the south in general, cause they called it supper. Secondly: we don't really eat dinner together but if we ever do, it's my mom and I that does the cooking. I used to in middle school cook for the family though. But my sister leaned to cook for herself now49 - Does your bedroom have a door?: ????????????? Yeah???????????50 - Top three web pages?: My blog, Andi's blog, and Nick's blog51 - Do you know anyone who hates shopping?: My sister52 - Does anything on your body hurt?: Most of the time, there's always at least one part of my body that hurts or aches. Right now my shoulders hurt like a bitch cause they're so tense53 - Are goodbyes hard for you?: Like, goodbye as in literally saying goodbye or as in cutting off contact? Either way, no. The latter, I might be sad about it, but it's not really hard54 - What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?: water55 - How is your hair?: I really like it right now, it's a little greasy cause I need to shower but ya know. I keep forgetting to post selfies56 - What do you usually do first thing in the morning?: Go back to sleep57 - Do you think two people can last forever?: Yeah if they both keep a healthy relationship58 - Think back to January 2007; were you single?: I was. 7. (I wasn't single, technically, cause I had a lil 'boyfriend.' He was my best friend, really my only friend cause I didn't go to public school at the time. But again, I was 7 so it don't count)59 - Green or purple grapes?: Red grapes. Green and purple grapes taste bad to me60 - When's the next time you'll give someone a BIG hug?: As soon as I see one of my friends once school starts. Or whenever I see Andi next61 - Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?: Nah, I just want to lay in bed. I'm a tired boy62 - When will be the next time you text someone?: Bruh I dunno, why does this ask meme keep asking things about the future that I can't really know63 - Where will you be 5 hours from now?: In bed probably or on the computer (also it is 4:20 as I'm typing this specific one out just thought I'd let y'all know)64 - What were you doing at 8 this morning?: Sleepin65 - This last year, can you remember who you liked?: ??? Okay first of all, yes, I like and love Andi, whom is my heart. And platonically, I like and love all my friends. Secondly, whom would forget who they like within a year? I still remember my fourth grade crush66 - Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?: There's lots of people in my life that can do that67 - Did you kiss or hug anyone today?: No68 - What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?: I don't......remember69 - Have you ever tried your hardest and then got disappointed in the end?: If I have, I don't remember it70 - How many windows are open on your computer?: I'm not on my computer right now, I'm on me phone71 - How many fingers do you have?: ?????????????????? Ten. I understand that some folks don't have have their fingers but like, what a weird question to ask72 - What is your ringtone?: The fitness gram pacer test skjshlkdjs I keep forgetting to change it73 - How old will you be in 5 months?: 18 still74 - Where is your mum right now?: At work75 - Why aren't you with the person you were first in love with?: Just didn't work out b76 - Have you held hands with someone in the past three days?: sadly no77 - Are you friends with people you were friends with two years ago?: Most of them, yeah78 - Do you remember who you had a crush on in seventh grade?: I was dating a guy (before he came out as a guy) so does that count as a crush?79 - Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?: No?80 - Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?: Yeah81 - How many people have you liked in the past three months: One™ (I'm just gonna assume that 'like' means romantic love at this point)82 - Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three days?: I walk around my house in my underwear occasionally so yeah technically83 - Will you talk to the person you like tonight?: Most likely84 - You're drunk and yelling at hot people from your car window, who're you with?: Trick question. I would NEVER get that drunk cause most alcohol is nasty, and also, I would NEVER cat call people cause I'm not a fucking asshole85 - If your significant other was into drugs would you care?: If it was weed, nah, I wouldn't care at all. It's harmless (but it'd have to be edibles around me cause I have asthma and I can't be around smoke). If it was any other drug, I would care. All those other drugs are harmful yo. That includes cigarettes86 - What was the most eventful thing that happened to you last time you went to the movies?: I cried at Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 287 - Who was your last received call from?: My mom88 - If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you do it?: Hm. Yes, I would. I'm a broke kid man, and butterflies are probably really flammable, so it'd die super fast hopefully, without too much suffering89 - What is something you wish you had more of?: Money90 - Have you ever trusted someone too much?: Yeah91 - Do you sleep with your window open?: No92 - Do you get along with girls?: ????????????? What does this even mean?????????93 - Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know?: No?????94 - Does sex mean love?: Depends on the type of love, I guess95 - You're locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?: Nah. Whether it's Leaf or Andi, it'd be a Chill and Fun time96 - Have you ever kissed someone with a lip ring?: Nah97 - Did you sleep alone this week?: Yeah98 - Everybody has somebody that makes you happy, do you?: Again, A lot of people make me happy. Andi, the McElroy brothers, my friends, my older brother and younger brother. So many99 - Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. I believe in attraction and interest at first sight, but not love100 - Who was the last person that you pinky promise?: I can't remember honestly, it's been so longThanks for the ask, my dude!!!!!!!!
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morningmoon · 7 years
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Overall thoughts of Arc V
posted on NAC, figured i might as well share it here too. It’s a long one.
Setting Maiami City is great. The first we see of it is a modern and post-contemporary design to the city, there's a lot of commercialism on display taking iconic imagery of YGO and plastering it as billboards. You Show and Yuya's house are shown to be pretty unique in their architecture, but still very grounded in reality. It's a world that's probably not more than ten years ahead of us; it's a mayor city but with a very nice housing region. As the first season goes on, we see more of it, we see how important and varied the schools are, we see the not-so-pretty parts of the city. There's just enough depth to Maiami to feel more alive than even Neo Domino did. Then we leave it. The City is up next, and it's just a more surface level approach to Neo Domino. There's the shit part of the city and floating shit that's fancy. Before we can really dig into the latter, we're stuck in the former, then a prison and the rest of the season is the same hotel, racetrack stadium and a bit of the Duel Lanes before going back to the same shit parts. Oh and the trash mines. While 5D's included early on how the trash stuff works and how it's an insane way to fight your way to the nice part of the city, AV's just has this stark contrast that doesn't feel truly connected. If you walk long enough in a direction, you'll reach a nice part of town apparently. The mines and the prison exist, but you can't really pin their location or anything. They're stark contrasts that do not feel connected beyond lore. Heartland... is just some bits of ZX's heartland, but in ruins. There isn't much to the setting at all. Fusion has that sorta venice place we see for a couple of eps and then we go to Academia, which is just a series of corridors with 4 rooms. It doesn't feel real, there's a courtyard but I have no idea how you reach it beyond "go to a corridor and eventually it'll connect" Yuya going Odd Eyes Raeg happens in a room that I cannot fathom where it is compared to Leo's place because it's so hightech it should either be right next to it or buried underground, but the show just has it nebulously inside of academia.It's disappointing. We start with a strong location, a strong setting, and then we ditch it for the next and the next and the next and each is shallower than the last one. Duels You know me. Y'all know my shallow ass don't really care for the yugiohs. Hand me a Yuma vs Gauche once or twice a cour and i'm good. I'll meme that YGO was better when it was about zombire and paint mazes. Arc V promised me something that made me want to care even in my shallow level: Dynamic Duels. The premise of 5D's bought me over when I saw the first riding duel moving all over the streets into an abandoned factory and maneuvering crazy locations a bike shouldn't be able to do. Arc-V then promised me that mobility would be even more important because it's not rigid bikes, it's fluid monsters, able to chance the monster you're riding on the fly and interact with them. All for a goal that is a buff during the duel. You bet your ass I got hype when Yuya got on a pink hippo in that first PV. ACTION FIELD MAGIC CROSS OVER. FUCK. Dynamic places became less common during the first season, but they were still a thing! There were at least entirely different fields in every duel. Then came in Riding Duels and my god. MY GOD. Yugo suddenly makes me nostalgia hard for 5D's, he goes so many places, the scenery changes so much, the time of day the state of the city, it's so beautiful. Cross Over. Duel on the stadium. crossover accel. cross over cross over cross over. fuck. The duels lose intensity as it goes on, they often become duels of two duelists standing in places as if it was DMGXZX and every now and then Yuya will jump and run to get a card. Cross Over Accel usually involves picking up a card from the floor and every other duel will have a sick bike stunt. But yeah, for the most part, the concept's just burnt and interesting navigation is pretty much gone. Yuya is so tied to this. The ultimate thing of the show, is that entertainment is the greatest power, but Yuya can't muster the confidence to use it. Therefore, his duels are directly tied to his state of mind. Is he egaoing? then maybe there'll be some dynamic movements or, if we're lucky and it's a blue moon, Yuya will setup a big set piece act where the game straight up changes to let a big fun and dynamic moment happen. But if Egao is what solves everything, then your main character can't be holding that power, ergo, Yuya's duels have to be gimped most of the time, so stand over there like it's Gx, Yuya, but with less varied fields.It was just so promising, that duels would be a spectacle. But gameplay wise that deteriorated rather fast, with spectacle it got nearly dropped after year 1 and it's ultimately tied to Yuya believing in himself, which is the thing he struggles with the most. Themes and Message I love egao. The idea that smiles make the world better is great. If you are positive and you can pass that positiveness to others then you are improving the world. To look at all the issues around you and decide you can tackle them while also keeping a smile is a noble thing, I love heroes that can stay positive through adversity. A lot of people take issue with Yuya "forcing this down people's throats", but to me the problem is that Yuya needs it fored down his own throat. He's got some doubts here and there in Standard, then in Synchro it is offered that, much like Kattobing with Yuma early on, Yuya doesn't actually know what it means to bring smiles to people: he's parroting his dad and acting as he did. This breaks Yuya hard and he goes back and forth during the rest of the season until he gets a rematch with Jack and shows his answer... is that he believes in his dad, but will also throw in the dimension dragons. uh. Before that point there's stuff like Kachidoki shaking his resolve, and after that there's stuff like Yuto taking over so he cannot use smiles. There's stuff like getting so pissed he can't even think of using it against BB until JACK points it out. There's the fight against the mind control bugs and facing Yuri. And then the final act is him trusting himself all over again. Yuya Sakaki is smiles. If he is not believing at 100% then that's that. There are only, like, four other characters that implement that mentality into their duels. It sucks because it is explicitly shown time and time again to be the answer to the show's conflicts. A whole city is turned, Kachidoki gets happy and stops punching dicks, Yuya becomes more capable, Heartland is brave and starts dueling again. But it's so strong, Yuya cannot be allowed to use it or else show ends too soon. Other characters can't use it or the show ends too soon. To duel for smiles is to have a golden gun. It becomes more and more insane an OP until it reaches a climax: You Cannot Use Smiles On Zarc Because That Would End The Show Too Early. The dragon king is defeated, but not really because the blatant message wasn't used on him. Individualism beat him, but egao will Really beat him. Egao OP pls nerf so it can be a presence in the show. Then there's individuals vs groups. I also dig this a lot, and we see it far more consistently. Yuya gets laughed at by society itself bc daddy. His first foe is an opinion leader. His dad is looked upon fondly not for being a pro duelist, but for being a pioneer.  A big, strong corporation is trying to take over You Show, the smaller school run by a single guy. Yuzu realizes her dad, a teacher, is not enough for her to learn what she needs so she seeks out a tutor who is shown to be a bit of a rebel. Yuya duels wacky schools. After Yuto becomes egao.wav, Yuya's first foe is a guy who got messed up by the institution he's at. Obelisk Force are goons running the same deck, trained to be little more than soldiers with their individuality stripped away. Yuya's pushed forward to continue being a pioneer even when pendulums become normalized. Synchro Year is all about big capitalistic society fucking over the poor. Prison, the defense force and the government are all evil and abuse their powers. Roger is shown to have power but overestimates his own intelligence. Serena, in this time, gets pointed out that her dueling is too by the books and Yugo's unique style can trample her so she needs to adapt and be herself. Reira gets a donut by Shinji, so she doesn't want to blast him, she's starting to not become a child soldier. Jack's entire thing is that he himself crawled out of his hell life. Academia is up next, and, yeah, more of what you'd expect: school's evil, society supports it, individuals have to escape it and form their own place to survive. BB, much like Kachidoki, is ruined by his own school. Doktor creates parasites that strip people from their free will. And finally, we are told via ham-hands that Zarc was made who he was because Society demanded more violence. oh my god. Oh and Ed and the others also escape the school's mentality. It's a neat message, the bit with Zarc is just. It's thematic, it doesn't substitute showing the character and explaining the escalation. But then in Synchro Year there's that bit where Yuya gets the egao gun and destroys the societal norms of Neo Domino 2 in one blast and now everything's better. Kachidoki is back and saved, but like, what does that mean? did he bail out of the physical abuse school his parents put him in?? The conflict is rich and interesting, and yet the payoff is so sudden, escalated beyond belief and never explored. Another bit is what the show actually tells us "take a step forward with courage" or something. Pioneering goes with that, Yusho and Yuya start something new and it can't end there, those two have to keep evolving and lead the way. That message then ties into the war conflict in a cool way, to keep moving forward and not wallow in the past. Academia may have destroyed Heartland, but Shun and Yuto are objectively in the wrong for trying to use violence to get revenge. Leo is later on shown to be bad, not because he committed war crimes (those are retroactively forgiven) but because he is doing all of this to get his daughter back, when that will only tarnish her efforts and legacy, thus bringing Zarc back. Yugo & Shun Vs The Molesting Bugs From Out Of Gx has Yugo staying in the past and only remembering the Rin he loved while Shun remembered Ruri but then pushed forward and claimed how he's changed since. Yuya keeping with his dad's style and not fighting with his own is also a way of this. Every member of the resistance is shown with this problem, every left-party member of Synchro is also basically mourning themselves instead of trying to push forward if you're viewing the show in right-wing eyes I guess. Yuya being sad for pasts mistakes is shown 100% to be bad and he should continue moving forward to solve the issues. It sometimes feels gross because the groups are evil, but only Roger gets comeuppance. Leo caused war crimes, but he's a tragic hero, Zarc is a demon but he's a tragic figure. Meanwhile Shun and the resistance lost it all, Shinji lives in an unfair world and they are presented much more palpably as in the wrong because they are fighting with violence. The makers of war are never punished.The messages are all very, very interesting... but they tie kinda badly to the plot. It basically turns smiles from a philosophy that empowers Yuya and saves people from spiraling into drones of society or revenge hunters, to a golden gun that kills society and sedates the lust for revenge. Villains Now here's Real Problems. The show mismanages its villain cast. You have Himika, basically leader of LDS and actively running a child soldier program and... eventually she's very sad for Reira and turns into a motherly figure. You have Kachidoki, who is the first to awaken the second level of Zarc in Yuya and... he leaves the story for almost two years, only to get a quick defeat so Yuya can have a win. LDS Trio, rival our main trio and have some deep personal beef with Shun, a new comrade to said trio... they never show up again. Shinji argues with Yuya for a bit and is gone forever. Roger is let to sit far and above everyone else, he gets his butt kicked by Reiji and is gone forever. Barret fleshes out Academia, could possibly be an anti-hero fighting for Serena and then he is gone forever before we knew him. Anyone else from Synchro just doesn't show up for the last third. We are introduced to Grace, Gloria, Ed and Kite and they all turn to Yuya's side at the same time in the one-cour half-arc. We finally reach Academia... there is BB, a one-and-done villain for five eps straight. There's bugs that have a loose thematic connection and are gone forever. There is Doktor who only did that bug shit before being banished. There's Yuri with the better killstreak and then there is Leo who is shown to have only been acting out of love, and has enough honor to remove Doktor's facehole. There are all these villains.. and their role is minimum or they are so far from the heroes they don't get to actually Do much before their upcoming defeats present them as weak-willed all along. Then we have fucking Zarc. Hitotsu Ni and all them memes. Basically He's a dragon dick. All along everything was his plan bwahaha except he couldn't see the individuality theme hitting so hard via Reira and Yuya teaming up with Ray. But who is Zarc? ... anyway, Zarc's duel is the biggest in the show (wait, is it? did it have more eps than BB?) but ho boy ho boy. His duel is shite. He just sits three 2v1s in a row without taking any form of damage, then slowly loses enough composure for an admittedly cool finisher, but, just. Eh. He encompasses the show's themes of individuality vs group via the group forcing him down a path of evil. He wallows in his past and his attempt to move forward via the creation of Pendulum and manipulation of his parts puts him in the same  shoes that society had back when he turned evil. Then he saw the value of true smiles while inside of a baby. The problem here is... we never saw the individual crumble. Zarc's biggest failure as a villain is, well, the duel actually, it's just terrible, but his other failure is that we don't see enough of him. He's a thematic concept, but a linchpin of it is him as an individual losing himself for the sake of entertainment. We never see who he was, which worked when he was in a rampage so we'd see him as a monster, but once Yuya is crying at hsi backstory, well, it just feels trite and lame. We cannot feel bad for Zarc, we never knew him, he might've been a huge asshole and that's why things escalated.A big problem with the show is its use of villains. There's just two types, the ones that get disposed of ridiculously quick and the ones that are master planners so far above the cast that they hardly actually interact (or even act) in the story, and whose defeats just end up as underwhelming. There's outliers here and there, but they're not interesting either and ultimately any payoff from the conflict they bring is either too small or not interesting enough. Zarc, the final villain, suffers from all those issues. Characters Reira is god-tier. She begins shy and meek, we instantly assume she is a Mokuba. She gets a few duels here and there but we don't see them, so she's a dueling Mokuba that's strong bc her bro's the strongest. There's something offputting of her, but we just don't see her enough. Then we enter Synchro and she's away from Reiji, she is panicking, stressed and quiet. Shinji gives her a donut and that seems okay, kids like sweets. Then comes Yuya thinking of defending her and the big stuff drops: a) she's not afraid of dueling, she's afraid of having to harm others with duels and thus doesn't want to decimate Shinji and put him in the apple factory. b) legit child soldier shit. JACK offers her advice because he sees his own sadness from when he was a child, Yuya also saw that in her, but ultimately Reiji is right: it's not pity what she needs, it's a drive to make her own choices. It's why not wanting to fight Shinji is so big. The show keeps going, and next she goes further and acts to Defend Serena, she helps her friends now via dueling, fighting her PTSD and it culminates in the last bit to her wanting to save everyone that she's willing to sacrifice herself to get Ray involved, even when her brother tells her that would not work. And she does, and at that point we get her maximum Individuality moment: she defied Reiji by bringing Ray, and she defies us by defining herself as a woman. "Fuck all of you, even the viewers, this is who I am" and she stands tall, she gives one last sacrifice because not even Ray is good enough and she seals Zarc away herself. Fucking badass. And her reward is just being a baby. It's interesting in that it means she will not have the traumatic past anymore, but it also seemingly means that Zarc will always be with her now and that the Reira we knew simply ceases to exist forever. For the character that I rooted on the most, that sucks, i want the characters I like to be happy and exist! Still, her journey is easily the best in the show. JACK ATLAS fits this show like a glove. "It doesn't matter how bad Arc V or 5D's get, JACK ATLAS will always be a good character." Him as King puts an interesting pressure, he pushes characters in interesting ways and is ultimately just an entertaining and good addition. Hiragi Yuzu, well, she was really good that first year! Her arc was great, how she knew more of Academia leading into her interactions with Serena, which ultimately motivate Serena, are pretty great. Her time with Yugo's fun, her role in the tournament is great. It is gross that she was a flagpole for Yuya to reach and kept being yanked away over and over again. After that beautiful motorcycle parry, she just feels wasted, and before that her interactions with the cast were direly limited. Serena was interesting, she only really existed for One season, but her role and relationship with the Lancers was fun while it lasted. I really wish they'd explored her dueling more. Ruri and Rin were waifus. Welp. Rest of the cast, just likeable, not used well enough, Gongenzaka hilariously has an ED where he is one of 3 characters on screen and during that ED's run he shows up less than ten times to interact with Yuya. Sawatari is my man, but yup, not much for him. Shun has an alright arc, not much feeling for him. His end is bonkers. Kite, Ed and Asuka just feel tacked on. They don't offer stuff that only they could, in fact you can fancast many other characters to fit their roles better, I personally would go with Shark, Misawa and Tyranno (maybe Asuka over Tyranno). Ed's duel with Yuya was pretty amazing, tho and I love it, but again, just feeling like you coulda slapped other characters in to better fit the roles they play out in AV. Yuri, he's a fun villain. I went on about the use of villains and why his Pro MLG Killstreak is kinda bad, but he was fun during it. The structure deck stuff was great. His finality is... "we don't have time, or ideas, to make him turn to good. Uhh, shonen shonen shonen, thematic thematic and shonen tropes." He just happened. Yugo, one of my boys. Love his fun attitude, love his blatant crush, his gags are great, he's just overall fun but it didn't feel like they went deep enough for him, specially with how the bug stuff ended. Yuto. That kid is a mess. There's a fairly easy to follow line for his attitude, but he switches as hard as Yuya does from egao, but whenever he is Actually Showing Up, he instantly does a switch in alignment. He doesn't feel consistent. He's messed up and actively ignores all his relationships except the one time he told Shun to trust Yuya. I feel there's an interesting, cowardly, character in there that we just don't get to see because he's more of a crutch to guide Yuya's hips over how his alignment shoul be in the current part of the story. Sakaki Yuya. Wiat, no, there's others i can talk about. Leo's a dummy. I don't mind him too much, but he is a super dummy. I love seeing Reiji get owned. Uh uhhh. fuck. Okay, so, Yuya. Not a great hero. I tolerate heroes that doubt themselves, I do, but jfc the kid changes minds far too often. And like I said, when he egaos right, it feels like he holds a magic gun. He's OP in dueling, therefore he gets nerfed via self-confidence because that's directly tied to his magic gun. That means he needs the help of others to regain confidence, these others include: Yusho, Yoko, Yuzu, Reiji, Jack Atlas and Reira. All yelling at him into his ear that he should believe in himself. Two of these are basically rivals, who should be sources of conflict, but instead they are major supporters of Yuya. The harshest conflict Yuya gets is himself. That's not that interesting when it's hardly himself who overcomes it, it's his massive support network getting through his thick skull. Over and over again. I like Yuya when he is confident. I don't like him when he's not. I hate him when he is becoming confident all over again since that means it's someone else pushing him.Cast is great. Reira is my favorite for very good storytelling happening with her. A lot feel wasted. The Core Conflict Badly paced, basically. Synchro Year feels wasted in retrospect, 50 eps to tell what 2 cours could, and Yuya isn't allowed to keep his development at all times for it. Leo is built up too much, and Zarc too little. It just feels like not enough build up, too much buildup and the villains getting shafted in both ways. There's a lot of exciting series of fights when years end, but it just doesn't pay off nearly as good as it promises. The Finale Confusing. But not intentionally so. We're not left to wonder what the world is, we are told by Leo what happened and we simply don't get to see it. It's not clear what happened to Zarc besides he smiled. Sad. But not intentionally so. Reira smiled, that means everything's good for her while the audience is sad that she's stuck as a baby. The Yugirls and Yubois are gone forever, but Shun accepted that and anyone that might miss Serena and Rin just aren't there, the people who see them are just shocked but never knew them. Shun is happy. Us, the audience, being sad isn't something being played with here. If Barret looked at an empty dorm room, then this would be a bittersweet ending. If the orphans started reading books Rin had marked, that'd be bittersweet. If Shun Showed Any Emotion That He Should Have Then That'd Be A Sad Ending. But it's not. Everyone accepts what happened with an egao. Us being sad isn't intentional, it is the show misinterpreting how we would react to 6 people fucking dying. Duel was alright kinda. Gates are bad. I love Yuya comboing into summon methods, but the gates don't do that, they just activate, use a monster in the grave and extra deck and summon a hybrid. That's not XYZ, that's not Synchro, that's kinda Fusion I guess. That's just not a combo into summon method,t hat's a cheap way to get any monster out. The final action duel race is a very neat concept. The duelists don't interact for the most part, feels like a waste. The pacing in it is also not great, stops too much. Catapult monsters fireworks is fun, I like that it's a final ATK manipulation because BUT YOU'LL STILL TAKE THE DAMAGE. Already talked about the worlds combining and NAC killing Serena in cold blood. Reiji is a terrible final opponent. Yugi vs Atem: Atem is the best duelist ever and is testing Yugi in a test of skills as those two have never fought and we still don't fully know Yugi's skills. Judai vs Yugi/Atem: Judai still needs to get his fun back, he loves fighting strong people and Yugi is The Strongest. Yusei vs Jack: those two have a lonstanding rivalry and the fight has futures at stake Yuma vs Astral: those two have never fought and relied on each other the whole time. Astral puts everyone's future on the line. These are all great back-and-forths, the opponent has an edge, the characters have chemistry and only Yusei vs Jack features rivals that have faced each other. Yuya vs Reiji... is Reiji sitting on his opening hand and denying Yuya's combos until he gets a big enough one. There's no real back and forth, Reiji is basically a rock. Those two have fought a bit, we return to their first fight place... like how the start of the arc also reused duel fields. Feels lazier than it does bookendy. Atem's goal is to see if Yugi is strong enough, and he's ready to stay with his friend if not. Yugi's goal is to beat down Judai's asshole and have fun. Jack's goal is to shatter Yusei's asshole so everyone can follow their dreams. Astral's goal is to have the greatest fight with Yuma ever. Reiji's goal is for Yuya to make his sister smile. Reiji blatantly and explicitly set this whole thing up for Yuya to win. He's loved Yuya's antics since forever, he supports him and he knows only Yuya can save everyone. While everyone else is like a karate master goign "lets talk with our fists!!", Reiji is more like a dad playing baseball with his kid and hoping loudly that the kid will bat the ball he's about to throw. And in doing so, the kid gets to the major leagues immediately.The duel's just not that interesting in setup, the plays are not well executed, the animation doesn't make the final action duel setpiece any justice, the resolution of conflict is confusing and relies on telling rather than showing and hoping the audience loves the themes enough and the fate of the yugirls and yubois is a grossly miss-communicated message. The Pro Test feels like an early concept since the pun is so good. I legit feel that Reiji's laugh suits Sawatari better. Imagine if his almost-mayor dad actually went "That Yuya duel was amazing!", Sawatari then laughing would be such a good way to end his character arc by accepting all that Yuya is. All in all? Disappointed. I like a lot of things, but the execution is ass. There's good bits, but as a whole the show falls apart. BB and Yuri, and Sergei and Yugo and Yuzu and Masumi and duel schools and fight club class and splatoon. So many good bits, but they do not flow well. They don't link to each other. They do not build up. The show fails to use its 3 year runtime. Disappointed.
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