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decafduringafuneral · 5 months
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zoosk · 5 years
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Welcome to Muhladik Reminders where there's no hiding the realities of life. We talk about it here! And then we encourage you to get the fuck moving forward! Life is a bitch but it is also a gift so let's get busy living the single greatest experience ever-LIFE! YES! YOUR FUCKING LIFE! I am a penetrating, melodic reminder of who you are and who you are supposed to be. I am nudging your shoulder, reminding you of who the fuck you are supposed to be and how you are to show up in the world. The key is to SHOW UP! Always!
Sending love to you! Trust me, I know what I am doing! Remember, I am sending tough love, humor and lots of gasping moments your way!
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agracemartin · 3 years
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❌Self care doesn't have to be so HARD! ☑️If your life is full of stress, overwhelm, and burnout, then you may have heard the great solution: just do more self care! 🙄Yeah... without a tangible structure or plan, that advice doesn't mean anything. 💥So here's a quick tip for you. Next time you're waiting somewhere, put your phone away and take five slow, deep breaths. Inhale for the count of five, hold for the count of five, exhale for the count of five. 🤗Then make a mental list, running through everything and everyone you're grateful for. ⌚️If you still have time and are still waiting, then practice presence. Notice your surroundings. Look at the cracks in the concrete, the textures of the structures around you, the curve of your shoes. Be totally present right where you are and find beauty in the smallest views around you. 🌸If you want to join me on a self care journey, join my new Essential Self Care Facebook Group. If you're a high performer, you also might like my new ebook "My Physics Teacher Said: 10 Ways to Think Smarter and Live Better" available on Amazon Kindle. 🧘‍♀️Until next time, keep taking care of yourself! @mrsagracemartin Mrs A Grace Martin the Wellness Potential Teacher #taketimeforyou #selfcareposts #selfcareisnotselfish #selfcareeveryday #selfcaretips #positivemindset #loveyourselffirst #selfcarethreads #selfcaredaily #selfcareday #selfcarelove #selfcareis #selfcaretip #selfcareroutine #proudtobeme #mindsetofgreatness #realadvice #quicktip #buzzworthy #nobuzzneeded #bepresent #bestill #beherenow #behere #bepresentinthemoment https://www.instagram.com/p/CM-UtzYhKZS/?igshid=1sxklll07jate
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monriatitans · 3 years
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Thu, February 18, 2021 "When are people going to start telling their friends real advice? Hey I love you but you need to go to therapy. Hey, we are good friends but what you're doing is not okay and you need to confront your demons. Hey, I support you but I cannot support your bad habits. Seek help." - Alicia Daniella., @keepupwithle ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ #enabler #enablers #enabling #friends #friendship #friendshipgoals #realadvice #learnsomethingneweveryday #monriatitans https://www.instagram.com/p/CLc-b9GDWr0/?igshid=1rzybsnofgjuz
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sojc123 · 4 years
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Advice of the day: #advice #advicequotes #adviceoftheday #yourstory #thisadvice #advisory #advicegiver #givingadvice #writingstories #realadvice #writingadvice #lifeadvice #advise #wordsofwisdom #wordsofadvice #advicequotes #words #goodadvice https://www.instagram.com/p/B4XCcqGlDzY/?igshid=p5c65o5t609r
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i-c-f-a-m-e-blog · 7 years
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Never date a newly single man
I always have the best damn luck wth messing with newly single people. It's always the ones who's working it out with their ex or working "it" on their ex. I get so tired of feeling like that guilty pleasure. Not the good one but the one you use when your spouse aint looking. Like looking at porn on silent knowing damn well we all watch it to hear the noise. You want it but too scared to do it. Until one day you grow some balls. So recently i messed with this boy I use to know. We had became acquaintances through a mutual friend. I Wanted him before but at the time he had a man or a situation and I don't do niggas in situations.So my messy ass seen that he said he was single on Facebook for a couple of days now and decided to like a couple of photos.Hours later he inboxed me. You know with the same pick up line every nigga use. The " hey stranger long time " line. Then I use the same corny ass come back line. "No you a stranger not me". We caught up throughout the day texting and talking and laughing. I mentioned I seen he was single and asked himif he was okay. He said "yes fuck that nigga. I need to focus On me and my dreams.I'm finally free".I said "I hear that lol.got to do what's best for you ugly". Then the flirting began per usual and we decided that we should pre game at his house and go to the club that weekend . I was hype. Lord knows I shouldn't of been. Lord story short that Saturday came and it was time to get ready. Mind you me and him chatted that Monday. So I was planning what I was going to wear and everything.I made my way to Brooklyn to go meet him at his house. I'm not telling y'all where in Brooklyn. Got off that 494738394 hour long ass train ride and walked to his house . He opened the door shirtless. My mouth dropped for second but then I picked it back up real quick. I said " eww put a shirt on ugly". He started laughing. Lord knows nothing about that body was ugly. So we talked and played music and talked some more then tapped the Henny bottle and started taking shots. It's reasons why I don't do henny. Henny is Viagra in a bottle. Certain music came on and we started singing along. Once freaking r kelly half on a baby came on I started singing every word. That's my shit. So he started laughing and I pushed him telling him to hush. Then we started pushing each other then looking at it each other more and he started to lick his lips. I kept looking down and away. Anyone that knows me knows I do that to stop thinking about how im about to make a bad decision. So he pulled my face and we begin kissing. I promise you I never felt softer lips. I pushed away and said "are you sure?" And he begin kissing me with tongue. If it was a camera in that living room I would of looked at it and smirked . He took my hand and We left the half way finished bottle and cups in the living room and made our way to his room. All I had in my head as I was walking is the rupaul meme saying DONT FUCK IT UP. One thing lead to another and I pushed him back. I wanted to show him my skills. ( WARNING ITS ABOUT TO GET EXPLICIT) So I started to slob on his dick so sloppy as I let the spit from down from the head of his dick and catching it before it reaches the balls. He was looking in amazement.Eyes rolling back and everything. I felt like I was pinky in a porn shoot. Mollywhopping that dick.So I begin licking up the base sucking each side until I got to the head. Then suck it repeatedly as he grab the back of my head. He was in heaven. Head heaven. He made me feel like my skills was porn star level. He pulled my head up and said " chill before you make me bust bro". Before I could comprehend what he said he threw me on the bed and turned me on. He rested my legs on his shoulder as the whip cream and chocolate was right next to him. He planned this shit out he know what was going to happen.and he started pouring some down my thighs and catching it all with his tongue slowly on each side of my thighs. Lord I was in heaven. Trying not to make my legs to the earthquake shake. Looking like Beyoncé and dance for you. Then he sprayed whip cream all up and down my leg and slowly lick it off getting every drop of it as i grab my head. I didn't want this shit to end. I was in the moment. In the grove. Then he flipped me over and pour chocolate on my cheeks and other parts and licked it clean. He was ready to devour my chocolate ass.Hold my legs down so i don't run from that good eating. Here's the fucking kicker ! Then all of a sudden someone begins banging on the door like it's the cops.we both jump. Then he tells me to continue laying down he going to go check. So I'm laying there smiling. I'm about to get some and tell my friends how I got some. Wrong. The next thing I hear is his ex boyfriend walk in talking about he miss him and let's try for real this time. I'm laying there like this can't be happening. This a fucking prank. I guess his ex turned around and seen the Henny and the cups and started going off. Talking about " who the fuckkkkkk you had over here ?!?! Is he still here ?!?! Bitch come out ?!??" Part of me wanted to go out there so bad but for what ? I don't fight over men. So as they was arguing and fighting . I gladly put on my stuff in the room and went down the fire escape. Almost died do that shit my clumsy ass. Finally get down and as soon as I get down. He bust in the room and you can hear him tossing and turning shit over. I'm walking to the train pissed because I ain't get none. More pissed because it's 2 in the morning and Brooklyn trains be acting up after 8:39pm. So I'm guessing he left his house and he kept calling me and texting me. I didn't answer. I felt like a fool I should of known that was going to happen. A week pass by and what do I see on Facebook they are back together smh. Moral of the story besides niggas ain't shit is don't mess with newly single man they always end up going back.
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yattooakcademi · 5 years
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When someone send you this message they might be serious no matter how long you’ve known them. ,. Not going to harass her ✌🏽... I would never harass someone just working on myself #Nojoke #RealAdvice https://www.instagram.com/p/BzlCSFTphBs/?igshid=8xxqnxviswlb
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christophechoo · 5 years
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#Repost @jonathanhawkinsofficial with @get_repost ・・・ Everything you go through is meant to teach you something. It's up to you to figure out what the universe's message is. This is hard if you're caught up in your own thoughts and trying to control everything around you. Being receptive and open to change will often take you on unexpected and fruitful journeys. Watch the full episode of #REalAdvice with @christophechoo to learn more about his mindset, work ethic and journey to success (Link in bio ☝️) (at Christophe Choo Real Estate Group - Coldwell Banker Global Luxury) https://www.instagram.com/p/BysuMyBhZ0Rz1OP4Yum2iXfIbkZzT3IzLfhBu40/?igshid=k9781331111c
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abi n soph
there are too many self care blogs on tumblr that give unhealthy, yet feel-good advice. 100% bs that might? make u feel better for a day. *U NEED 2 LOOK AFTER URSELF, BASED ON ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.* we wanna probably help all u cute and beautiful ppl be the best u can xxx
soph is a mage babe whos so sweet she's outta this world, and pre much an expert on fitness and being nice. she is the snag 2 my bunnings, the v 2 my b, the stars 2 my sky. she looks after ppl v well and is my actual aesthetic i just love her TOO! much. xx abi
abi is a simply gorgeous human being who deserves the world, she is so insightful and genuinely caring and compassionate abt so many ppl, she will be one of the ones who actually makes an incredible difference to the world. i love her so much. -soph
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zoosk · 5 years
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Remember, the right person will make you a priority. 😉
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Oftentimes, we are so preoccupied with "Them". "Them" being some people who tend to know more about what you should be doing than you do. Well guess what, Fuck "Them"! You are "Them"! It is up to you to decide! Be the "Them" over your life! Stop allowing "Them" to tell you how to live. So whatever it is that you were waiting for permission for, get busy doing it...NOW!!! There is no time like the present to show "Them" where to get off! Because truly, time waits for no one. Like the hourglass, time is busy ticking away while you are waiting. Waiting for healing, waiting for wholeness, waiting for your own life to be what you desire. Stop it! Seize the motherfucking moment and LIVE!
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bodycoachie · 5 years
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Let's get real about what needs to be done to lose bodyfat. Too many people looking for the magic pill or the easy answer! Fat burners are one waste of time, I'm not saying they don't help, but if you're eating too many calories and sitting on you're arse, what's the point... get the shit you need done first, then worry about the finer points later! www.bodycoach.ie #personaltrainer #personaltraining #personaltrainers #dublin #realadvice #nobullshit #fitnessindustry #instafitness #instafit #fitnessindustrybullshit #health #fitness #workout #transformation #weightloss #Inspiration (at Bodycoach Personal Health Coaching) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpjh7zwgQd-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sdz6rpqzxiyw
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swagdaslik · 6 years
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nice advice #RealAdvice #SwagDaSilk #SwagOut😎 #Louisville @teamgaryvee @garyvee @universalmusicgroup @defjam @atlanticrecords @amuse.io https://www.instagram.com/p/BpMo1IinOWF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=shtex8s2sl8e
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boobti0nary · 3 years
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GET THE HEAD GET THE BREAD THEN LEAVE.....PEACE OUT ✌🏾 . . Point blank period he don’t have no respect for you or your feelings. If you can express how you feel and he still chooses to do otherwise ain’t nothing else to talk about. I’m out! . What would y’all do in this situation? What should she do? . REAL SITUATIONS•REAL PEOPLE•REAL ADVICE . Submit your situations via DM or email *via our page* to be featured. All situations are posted anonymously. . . . . #boobtionary #situationships #situationshipsunday #realsituation #realadvice #telationshipadvice #relationshiptips https://www.instagram.com/p/CJmaOYzn9e-/?igshid=1bzcskb3rxvfa
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chichimedz · 6 years
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