ok hear me out—
(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)
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BC IM A BASIC BIYATCH <3
att/icus is 54 TO ME
has a son (and even though he's canonically a widow im letting his husband live too)
permanent physical issues after BTL, including a lot of back pain, his husband is very sweet on him and rubs his back.
collects ties (also fun mugs, but his favorite mug is a world's best dad mug)
LIKE ALL DADS HE SNORES LIKE A DAMN TRUCK
he quit his job and moved away to work at a law firm somewhere else. his husband and son absolutely went with him like "ok byeee"
GOT FAT AS A SYMBOL OF HAPPINESS <3
gives the best hugs, routinely just forgets that if he hugs you too tight you get totally squished. (his husband loves it :3c)
he and his husband cook together and its very sweet and fluffy and att/icus keeps squishing him
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he needs to stop pointing his hand like that i can only take so much
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Gale's graying hair. You agree.
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I'm obsessed with the idea of a mischief maker Astarion. Like, that man has spent so long without autonomy that he uses all of it just to be a chronic little shit.
Imagine this: Astarion, bored, simply needs to cause mischief. His hands are twitchy and he simply cannot keep them to himself.
So he randomly gets up, walks over to where (probably Wyll) is like preparing vegtables for the night while Karlach stands beside him giving him terrible cooking advice. And Astarion just. Nonchalantly walks over, picks up a carrot, and walks away with it. Bites into it, too. Makes sure they see him do it. They know he doesn't need to eat it. He knows they know he doesn't need to eat it. He's a fucking vampire. But he does, and they can't do shit about it.
Or like. He just walks up to Gale, plucks the book from his hands, and starts reading. Stretches out, gets comfy, makes sure to make use of all of Gale's one pillow (because you know Gale is the type of man to have only one pillow) And just. Doesn't say anything.
And what's Gale gonna do about it?? Get mad? Astarion doesn't care. It's funny.
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