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#i'm officially annoyed
emilyartstudio-s · 1 year
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Style (Stan x Kyle) please?
Here's a doodle I will finish for patreon :,)
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lynzishell · 4 months
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Phoenix arrives home exhausted after a long day. He can’t wait to slide into bed next to Dawn. It seems impossible to sync up their schedules lately, and he’s missing her a lot.
When he walks into the living room, he’s surprised to find her asleep on the couch.
He crouches down and strokes her hair, feeling almost guilty for waking her.
Phoenix: Hi. Dawn: You’re home. Phoenix: Yep. You must’ve been tired, you’re still in your work clothes. Dawn: So tired.
He stands to help her up, but she doesn’t move, doesn’t even open her eyes. Phoenix: Do you want to come to bed? Dawn: Mhm. I’ll be there in… in just a minute. Phoenix: [unconvinced] Right.
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The two of them wake up the next morning on the couch, still in their clothes from the day before, and wrapped in each other’s arms. Their alarm is beeping faintly from the bedroom down the hall.
Phoenix squeezes Dawn tight before forcing himself to sit up.
Phoenix: Good morning. Dawn: G’morning. When did you get home? Phoenix: Around eleven. I tried to wake you. Dawn: I know. I was so tired, I couldn’t move. Thanks for staying with me. Phoenix: Of course. It feels like sleeping is the only thing we do together these days. I wasn’t going to miss it.
Dawn: Ough, I know, we need a vacation. Phoenix:  We do. Where should we go? Dawn:  Hmm, somewhere tropical. I want to drink cocktails on the beach and swim with dolphins. Phoenix: Oh, that’s different. Dawn: I know. I know you prefer the snow, but— Phoenix: No, let’s do it.
Dawn: Really? Phoenix: Yes, really. It’ll be fun to go somewhere new. And if you have to walk around in your bikini the whole time, then so be it. Dawn: I see. You have ulterior motives. Phoenix: Definitely.
Phoenix kisses her then, softly but in a way that makes it clear just what those motives are.
Unfortunately, the alarm is still beeping in the other room, reminding them that there’s another busy day ahead of them. They both sigh and look at each other, wishing they could soak in this rare moment together a little longer… maybe they can.
Dawn: I’ll go shut off the alarm. Will you put on a pot of coffee? Phoenix: Yep. When do you have to leave? Dawn: About an hour. How quick do you think we can get ready? Phoenix: Thirty minutes? Dawn: Ooh, ambitious.  
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Phoenix: So, when should we do it? Dawn: Do what? Phoenix: Take a vacation.
Dawn: You tell me. You have that look. Phoenix: What look? Dawn: That I’m-asking-a-question-so-I-can-give-you-the-answer look. Phoenix: I don’t do that. Dawn: So, you haven’t already come up with a plan?
Phoenix: Okay, maybe I do that. Dawn: Mhm. So, when should we do it? Phoenix: How about August? It’s far enough in advance to plan, and it’s the last chance I’ll have before things get crazy in the fall.
Dawn: And just in time for our anniversary. Phoenix: [feigning surprise] Is it? Dawn: That sounds perfect. I have to get going though, so we’ll have to figure out the rest later.
Phoenix: What time will you be home tonight? Dawn: Six. Seven, at the latest. Will you be here? Phoenix:  I’ll try to be. Dawn: Okay. I love you. Phoenix: I love you too.
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salamispots · 11 months
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a little wip; wondering if I should open a storeenvy + printful down the line
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fourteenthz · 19 days
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VIERAPRIL 7 - PAUSE
The quiet after the storm. I always took comfort in that.
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kelin-is-writing · 1 year
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Kelin and I can’t wait to see and HEAR “Dabi’s dance” dubbed in Italian. WE ARE GOING INSANE!!
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Look at him, all fucked up. Imagine Dabi looking at you like that when he’s pounding you so deep, repetitively hitting your g-spot.
“What a good girl, taking me so well. Such a pretty doll, you are.”
“Let me hear your pretty moans, never stop opening that mouth for me.”
This didn’t have anything to do with the fact that we wanna see Dabi’s dance in Italian but it’s okay. I just wanted to share some filthy thoughts about this perfect man named Dabi.
I. AM. DROOLING SO BAAADD. NO CAUSE BETWEEN HEARING HIM TALK ITALIAN AND WHAT YOU JUST SENT I'M JUST SO— never moving on from him i fear.
no cause while saying that he would be so entranced and in genuine awe while looking at his dick disappearing inside your pussy, then come out completely DRENCHED in your juices like... that riles him up even more!!!!! FUCKING YOU!!!! INTO OBLIVION!!!!! as he's in literal ecstasy!!!!! eyes rolling into the back of his skull as your moans turn his brain all mushy and fuzzy with lust and the need to get deeper than he already is into you.
GUYS I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I NEED DABI SO FUCKING BAD.
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jiangwanyinscatmom · 1 year
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Since I am... a bit annoyed at a certain character name being butchered in the 7seas character summaries that have no basis, here is this bit of an interview once more:
男主持:我看那一段的时候一直以为苏涉和瑶妹是CP,最后瑶妹抱了一把蓝大……
Host: When I saw that episode I always thought that Su She and Yaomei were a CP, but in the end Yaomei hugged Lan Da...
墨香铜臭:有……等一下,别谈,不不不,不要什么都往CP方面想,其实我写的时候就绝对没有往那方面想。可能是我、可能是我的笔触还需要、再需要凝体、再需要改进一下吧。
MXTX: Yes... Wait a minute, don't talk about it like that, no, no, no, don't think about CP in everything, in fact, I definitely didn't think about that when I wrote it. It may be me, it may be that my penmanship still needs, needs to be condensed, and needs to be improved.
男主持: 不不不,是大家都非常喜欢下克上这种梗。
Host: No, no, it’s because everyone likes this sort of storytelling.
墨香铜臭:就……
MXTX: Well...
女主持:不、所以所以,蓝大和这个瑶妹之间,这个瑶妹对蓝大也没有那种什么感觉是吗?
Hostess: No, so, between Lan Da and Yaomei, Yaomei didn't have those kind of feelings towards Lan Da, did he?
墨香铜臭:没有啊。
MXTX: No.
女主持:就是普通的兄弟吗?我觉得我又受到了伤害
Hostess: Are they just like ordinary brothers? I feel like I've been hurt again.
墨香:没有啊。真的没有啊。
MXTX: No. Really nothing is there.
男主持:不会吧……
Host: No way...
女主持:不会吧……噢,大大,我觉得你应该反省一下,为什么、为什么你写出来都是天然腐天然基的感觉。
Hostess: No way... Oh, MXTX, I think you should reflect on why, why you write with such natural bittersweetness.
墨香铜臭:不不不,我觉得我也应该反省一下,我的那个笔触……
MXTX: No, no, I think I should also reflect on that brushstroke of mine...
男主持:那瑶妹为什么最后要抱一下蓝大呀?
Male host: Then why did Yaomei hug Lan Da at the end?
墨香铜臭:没有抱呀,他不是打了他一掌吗,他明明是打了他一掌啊。
MXTX: No hug, didn't he slap him, he obviously slapped him.
男主持:推开了呀……
Male Host: Pushed him away...
墨香铜臭:对啊。
MXTX: That's right.
男主持:推、就推开了蓝大,那后来蓝大他不也很消沉吗。
Male host: Pushed, he pushed Lan Da away, and then Lan Da was also very sad.
女主持:而且他从来没有动过蓝大呀,始终对蓝大礼遇有加呀。
Hostess: And he has never touched Lan Da, and he has always treated Lan Da very politely.
墨香铜臭:白月光呗。
MXTX: He was a bright spot (Or poetically "a spot of moonlight in a dark place") 白月光呗.
男主持:对啊,那一点特写特别明显。
Male Host: Yes, that was very clear and obvious.
墨香铜臭:对,真的就是、
MXTX: Yes, it really is.
男主持:白月光……
Male Host: A bright spot...
墨香铜臭:在……哪个人渣还没有、还没有感激过几个人对哇。
MXTX: Really...even the scummiest person, can be grateful to a few people.
女主持:而且、而且他本来想让蓝大跟他一起死的,最后一刻又放弃啦,这种明明显显就是那个……那种什么……生离死别虐恋情深相爱相杀那种感觉的梗噢。
Hostess: And, moreover, he originally wanted Lan Da to die with him, but he gave up at the last moment. This is obviously the sort of... that kind of... life and death sadomasochistic love and kill each other relationship?
墨香铜臭:这……这……你们自己解读吧,你们自己解读吧,我也不解释什么了……
MXTX: This... this... You can interpret it, you can interpret it yourself like that, I won't explain anything...
女主持:好吧好吧,可能是看出了个人不同的感受。Hostess: Alright, alright, it may be that I have seen different personal feelings.
墨香铜臭:没事没事,没事,大家自己想怎么解读怎么解读,反正我……写是作者的事,怎么解读是读者的事。
MXTX: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you can interpret it as you want, anyway, I...writing is the author's business, and how to interpret it is the reader's business.
Whatever is in the character "summaries" of the 7seas translation. Is a biased editor opinion.
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lordmushroomkat · 7 months
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I'm so sorry but I think I'm about to become completely intolerable about TGCF.
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cluescorner · 2 months
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Randomized Robins, names and character work
I figured out what I want everybody's superhero name to be and wrote out their explanations for why they chose their names to try to figure out how I want to write them going forward.
Steph (Spoiler, then Clue): I named myself Spoiler because I was going out to Spoil all my dad’s plans! And now I’ve named myself Clue, because after my father’s death I want the chance to turn his name into something good. Plus I’ve changed my goals for why I’m doing this whole vigilante thing. Instead of being someone who ‘spoils’ the plans of villains, I want to help people and show them the true way the world can be. It’s not enough to just stop the bad guys anymore, I want to protect people who can’t protect themselves or just need a push in the right direction.
Tim (Spoiler, then Paradox): After I was brought back, everything about me felt wrong. I was Tim, yet I had another ‘self’ crudely shoved in me…literally. I was supposed to be dead, yet I was alive. I was supposed to be a ‘good guy’, yet all I could feel was an onslaught of awful emotions (not to mention that I broke Bruce’s rule, I’m a murderer now). I was supposed to be Jack’s kid, yet whenever I pictured ‘dad’ two people who weren’t him came to mind. I was Bruce’s son and Steph’s boyfriend and Cass’s friend, yet they left me with him for so long…and I suppose I betrayed them back. I had friends who could literally hear my goddamn heartbeat and protect me from bullets and race to me from across the world, yet when I screamed until my voice was raw begging for them to help or free me from that hell or to kill me and get it over with they never showed up. *Sigh* So yeah, I was basically a walking contradiction. But Pierrot and I needed to agree. And he thought ‘contra’ was both too basic and that nobody would get it. So we compromised and now we’re Paradox. 
Pierrot (He’s just Pierrot): Ok, so I got to name MYSELF! Which is AWESOME but also a lot of pressure. I mean, I started existing 2 weeks ago and now Ra’s was asking me for a name?! Like, I just spawned, can I have a bit longer before I have to make a lifelong commitment? But he was an efficient man and wanted to initiate Tim and I into the League and he couldn’t do that if I didn’t have a name. I had 3 hours. So, I went to Talia. She had just had a kid and she named him, maybe she could name me! She wouldn’t do that, but she did give me a baby book. It was useless and I hated all of those names. I was down to the last hour when Tim suggested that I just take his middle name, which is JACKSON! And I thought, “Like I’m gonna name myself after his dad!” But then it got me thinking…what if I name myself after my dad?! The Joker TECHNICALLY wasn’t my dad, but he did make the chip and the chip made me! So I had it! I would name myself ‘Jack’ and trick Tim into thinking I did it based on his advice! The perfect plan. 
….Then once we left the league I decided that I hate my dad and also his name. So I changed my name to Pierrot. It fits into my whole ‘tragic clown’ bit and I like how it has the name first letter and amount of syllables that our ‘vigilante’ name has. Plus it makes me sound sophisticated!
…….Ok fine I also like Hatsune Miku and she had a song about a puppet clown named Pierrot and I went ‘hey I like this song! yoink’. Plus there’s also another Vocaloid song about a kid named Pierrot who kills people at the behest of their parental figure and like…hello?? That’s literally our whole thing. I thought that it would be a fun if I could use that as a reason to code Vocaloid sound-banks into the mask so I could sound like Miku whenever I felt like it. Tim is still vetoing that idea. But I think the idea of getting chased by Batsy and singing ’The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku’ while he overanalyzes the lyrics of what we’re singing and guilts himself even more would be SUPER FUNNY. It’d probably mess him up for WEEKS! I mean, we have the voice modulator and it can speed our voice up, why not use it for something besides sending coded messages to Bart! 
Dick (Spoiler, then Twist): I really don’t think that Bruce wanted any more kids. It’d been a few years since Tim died and everybody could tell that Bruce Wayne was a mess afterwards. The only times he really went out were for official appearances and to go places with Cass. He hadn’t made any new friends or even kept up with his old ones, everybody thought that any chance he had at moving on was caput. So when he adopted me after my parents died, I think even he was surprised. And I just kept surprising people, first by finding out about Batman and then by becoming Spoiler and then by being really good at it! So I guess my name kinda reflects that. It’s a way to remember my parents too. Some of my best memories of them were of us flying in the sky and having fun, twisting up and around in the air. 
Damian (Spoiler, then Hoax): When I first arrived, everybody figured that I was some ploy my grandfather had dragged my mother into. In reality she was trying to get me away from the mess that was the league, but they were all paranoid enough to run plenty of tests. To the surprise of everyone except me, and Paradox perhaps, I was as real as they come. But this did not mean they trusted me. In their defense, I probably would not have trusted me either. Mother had hidden a lot from Father, for good reasons but these were still betrayals, and everybody was already on edge after Timothy’s return. The mantle of Spoiler was withheld from me until I stole the costume and went out on my own. But everybody could tell I wasn’t quite like the other Spoilers, I was too good for a kid just starting out and far more brutal than any Spoiler ought to be. Thus, I was dubbed the ‘fake Spoiler’ until Father finally let me join him officially. My name spawned from these memories and the emotions that came along with them. And after Dr. Thompkins helped me with my ‘death’, it only became more relevant.  
Jason (He’s Spoiler! So what does the name Spoiler mean to him?): Steph picked a really funny name in retrospect. I mean, the phrase ‘No Spoilers’ took on a whole new meaning in Crime Alley after she started showing up! I’d be asking people not to tell me the endings of books and they’d think I was doing some funny business that I didn’t want the capes showing up to. We got more used to Spoiler over time and most of us kids actually started liking her. It was probably because she seemed…like us. She was a normal person, not some looming rich jerk like Batman. She could relate to us when we talked about our parents and gave us advice that came from experience, not a guy repeating the same canned advice we could find on the internet. Our feelings about the Spoilers changed depending on who had the mantle, but we always trusted Spoiler to help us out without also ruining our lives. They were kids and they understood us. So…I guess to me Spoiler is someone who understands people when Batman can’t. They’re a symbol that we can all make a difference in somebody’s life, we don’t have to be some meta-human or really rich to do what we can to help each other. …I really hope that I can live up to that.
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finally seated to watch Princess Mononoke after putting it off for like 3 weeks, really interesting opening, right now it feels like it'll be like a variation on Nausicaä's themes.
#james talks#james watches stuff#princess mononoke#studio ghibli#hayao miyazaki#also this is really why i hate watching subbed stuff sometimes like usually fansubs is what i go with when available bc i do believe they—#translate closer to the original language rather than interpretation for a western audience and i compared the fansub against 2 different—#official subs (one from a bluray and one from the streaming release) and they all say entirely different stuff#i think i'll be sticking to the fansub bc it appears to be the closest to the actual words rn but my god it's annoying when they don't matc#like some stuff being translated i understand (for example the fansub doesn't translate 'hii-sama' as 'oracle' or 'wise woman' like—#the official subs do) but then some stuff entirely has different meaning (like asking the beast why it's raging vs asking it to—#leave the village alone). it's just really annoying like—#please just do a direct translation and if there's cultural context! that's what brackets are for!#you can just put things for extra context in brackets!#anyway back to the movie.#also#another fansub vs official difference that's not really *that* different but the fansub calls the spirits in the forest 'gods' but one of—#the official subs (i believe it's the bluray) calls them 'spirits of nature' and like. those do not have the same connotations.#the streaming subs all calls them 'gods' i believe. but like. please. just like. direct translations. i'm begging.
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squidkid15 · 3 months
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wow what's this a super self indulgent drabble that i wrote in a fever state between 12:30 and 2 am last night? wild
Anyways if you like shadow and rouge and some light angst come say hi
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i might actually just start biting people i'm so done agggghhhhhhhh
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morporkian-cryptid · 2 months
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I'm always surprised every time I'm reminded that March 8th is officially called by the UN "International Women's Day", because in France we call it "International Women's Rights Day" instead, which I think makes a lot more sense.
Anyway! Happy International Women's Rights Day everyone!
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woeisthey · 1 year
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so i've been seeing a lot of ppl pointing out what they did with wolfwood in the chibi cafe official art but not vash...
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spoilers, but. do u See
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i don't even wanna include any more panels than this bc it makes me too sad 😭 u get it
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I wasn't about to say anything to this annoying little bitch because they're 18 but when I tell you that aro/aces in this fandom are literally trying to police people for merely being attracted to Alastor now like??? This is why I'll keep on saying that some of you (aro/aces) are insufferable as shit and need to shut the fuck up?
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Or how 'bout
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Or how 'bout if Alastor respected Vaggie and hadn't sexually harassed her by way of chin tickling and arse slapping, I wouldn't in turn look at him disrespectfully and want to give him a taste of his own touchy feely medicine?
How 'bout fans can do and feel whatever they want about Alastor cause he's not real and how 'bout everyone should stop treating fictional characters like they're real when they're not real? Including goddamn fucking Valentino...
How 'bout another reminder to stop clogging the actual queer and ace tags on tumblr that real ace people might be using to find real community and resources, with posts about a goddamn fucking ~"tumblr sexy man"~ fictional serial killer cannibal because I'm sure that real aspec people trying to look for real resources in real life are sick of all the goddamn fucking fiction by now???
How 'bout "You can write about a characters sexuality/fucking/getting fucked, but you're not allowed to explore or acknowledge any sexual attraction to them while you're writing about them being sexual and having sex, which would inherently require taking sexual attraction into consideration in order to even do that, but you're not allowed to, because that's disrespectful!" is officially the most bullshit moronic take I've ever heard...
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kamariya · 4 months
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why are we shipping lang qianqiu with ANYONE at all
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backpackingspace · 3 months
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ban Yue would not brag in the disciple group chat that she's the favorite because she really does try to be a moral person teacher would be proud of at all times but that's okay because hua cheng makes it well know that's she's the favorite
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