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aezuria · 1 month

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okay now we need those Percy hcs immediately

*ੈ✎ love grows (where my rosemary goes)

"there's something about her hand holding mine, it's a feeling that's fine and i just gotta say 'hey!'" —edison lighthouse

note: OKAY ANON GOT TO WORK AS SOON I SAW THIS 🫡 idk what happened im sorry this is kinda ass 😔😔

content: percy jackson x reader; dating hcs

warnings: cursing

this man is a menace

he's head over heels for you but also almost drowned you

he claims the wave "wasn't supposed to be that big" SIR??

that was like typhoon level shit right there

he just wanted to put you under a littleee bit so he could be your knight in shining armor and save you 🥺🥺

spoiler: you ended up saving yourself

(it's okay he made it up with lots of cuddles and kisses)

you were wading into the water, eager to join percy in the deep end, when suddenly, an unnatural wave crashes into your back and sends you falling into the deep end

you gasp too late and take a mouthful of salty seawater

with your arms flailing in the water, you swam to the surface and gulped for air

you wiped at your face, opening your eyes to see percy near you, but at a distance as if he was afraid of invoking your wrath

you narrowed your eyes at him, his skittish behavior obviously telling you that he was the culprit

"JACKSON!" you swam towards him at a frighteningly quick pace, leaving the poor boy scrambling away and screaming apologies

"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE!"

anyway

he swings your hands while you walk

its so silly and he loves it

also a fan of running while your hands are interlocked

the first time was purely out of instinct, him grabbing your hand as a monster crashed behind you guys (because when can demigods catch a break?) and he started sprinting, dragging you along

likes skipping??? he's so weird

says it conserves energy and it's fun (he's not wrong but he forgot to mention the downside of looking like a dumbass)

imagine him skipping into battle

or better yet: "greeks! let's, um, fight stuff!" and they all skip menacingly

that was kinda off topic my bad

if you wear a ponytail he loves spinning it around like a helicopter

makes the little noises too

you feel a tug on your hair, already knowing who it is

"percy? what the hell are you doing?"

"helicopter."

back to almost drowning you, you got back at him by draining all the water in his cabin

to this day, he still doesn't know how you did it

all he knows is that after the sink wouldn't turn on, he knew exactly who it was

he was a man on a MISSION as he ran across the whole camp to catch you

"Y/N!"

"IT WAS THE STOLLS!"

"YOU FILTHY LIAR!"

your relationship is full of prank wars and all that good stuff

once it's over you settle down and cuddle on the shore

he laid out a picnic blanket for the two of you and you talked for hoursss into the night

the two of you were sleepy, heads resting on each other as a gentle breeze swept the salty air into your faces

percy was rambling on and on about you, but you were already half-asleep

"you're just so amazing and wonderful and i'm so grateful for you, you know? you're so fun to be with, and you're so beautiful.. y/n?" he looked down at you after your lack of response, finding your pretty eyes shut

he smiled down at you and pressed a kiss to your forehead

"goodnight."

#percy jackson #percy jackson x reader #percy #percy x reader #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #pjo x reader #percy jackson and the olympians x reader #*ੈ✎ stories

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heckyeahponyscans · 2 years

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Thoughts on MYM #1 (”Izzy Does It”)

Like I said before, I decided to watch one MLP Make Your Mark episode per week, to make them last. So far I’ve only watched “Izzy Does It”. No spoilers for later episodes please.

I’m just going to yammer about my thoughts on the episode and speculate on what might be coming next. :)

First of all, the animation is VASTLY improved from the 44 minute Make Your Mark special. The seagulls look cute instead of possessed, the character movement doesn’t have any janky sped up moments, and Sunny’s lips don’t look weird anymore, which I think is due to them changing the lighting.

My guess is the special was rushed because of corporate demands or something.

Plot summary: It’s Sunny’s birthday and Izzy (sort of by accident) makes her a hair ornament. Pipp shows it off on her social media, leading to all the other ponies wanting one. But Izzy doesn’t know how to replicate it.

Pipp tells Izzy to make the same thing “but better”; Sunny encourages Izzy and tells her to return to her roots. Roots . . . trees . . . Bridlewood! Izzy heads off to her old home and discovers an abandoned scooter along the way. Meanwhile at home Pipp has run into a creative block on her new song.

Just as she’s feeling guilty about giving Izzy “bad advice”, Izzy triumphantly returns. She basically misinterpreted Sunny’s and Pipp’s advice to create her own moral about being herself. She also fixed / refurbished the old scooter to become her new playset unicycling cart. Izzy then reveals that she did a remix of one of Pipp’s old songs, to Pipp’s delight.

While all this is happening, a unicorn without a cutie mark, Misty, is sneaking around town at the behest of a villainous alicorn named Opaline. Misty leaves Sunny a magic hand mirror that allows Opaline to spy on the ponies, though not when they’re inside the lighthouse.

Thoughts on the plot: This was a pretty good episode, but it had some parts that could have been made clearer. Like it was kind of odd that Izzy was fretting about other ponies wanting the hairband when she wasn’t shown being mobbed by them or anything. I think it would’ve worked better if she had a stall at the craft fair and initially she’s happy fulfilling unique requests for crafts, but after Pipp’s video the other ponies ONLY want replicas of the hair ornament and Izzy feels pressured / uncreative / stops having fun.

I would’ve cut the stuff with Pipp having creative block and instead Pipp’s subplot could have been, idk, she’s well-meaning but she gives advice thoughtlessly. Like for HER pleasing her fans is extremely important but maybe for Izzy fulfilling her creative spark is more important. She gives Izzy advice, Izzy runs off to Bridlewood, Pipp worries that her advice caused Izzy to run away, she realizes she should think her advice through.

And then obviously the scooter has to be in there, it’s a toy tie-in, so the finale could be Izzy returning to her booth at the craft fair with all her new supplies and this time when the townsfolk want the replica hair ornament she’s like “Let’s try this OTHER craft first, okay?” (Pipp would be helping with this since she’s the confident friend.) And obviously the ponies love their unique craft, which combines Izzy’s creativity and their own.

Random thoughts:

Misty is soooo cute! I love her and I hope with all my heart that she eventually becomes a main cast member. (They don’t have a blue pony yet!) ALSO that would mean they would have two unicorns, two pegasi, and two earth ponies, which I always love.

Opaline is a wonderful villain, she’s so extra. She’s SO MEAN to poor Misty yet I love every line that comes out of her mouth. “Don’t think, you sound foolish.”

Opaline claims she found Misty as a lost foal and took her in; I kind of think she’s lying and, like, murdered her parents. Maybe that’s too dark for MLP though. Unlike Sunny, Opaline’s alicorn horn and wings are real (not translucent) and she is taller than the average pony. About Princess Cadence’s size.

Tidbits from Opaline and Misty:

- there used to be a cloaking enchantment around Equestria

- Opaline gloats that she’ll be “even more powerful than I was before”

- Misty’s observations about cutie marks are the first time they’ve been mentioned directly in the G5 shows

- Misty doesn’t have a cutie mark but Opaline does

- Opaline talks about getting an ally to help her infiltrate Equestria (not Misty)

Other Random Thoughts

It feels like they don’t know what to do with Sunny. It’s too bad because I felt like she was well-developed in the movie. Adventurous, impulsive, a little sarcastic at times . . . Okay, her main life-goal has been accomplished but she should still have a personality!

The humor in this episode was also a big improvement over the 44 minute special. (With the exception of Izzy building a tower of junk for Sunny’s birthday which was just ???. But yeah, overall much improved.)

Izzy felt closer to Movie Izzy in this than to Tell Your Tale Izzy, who has mostly felt like Pinkie Pie 2.0. I’m a big fan of Movie Izzy, so yay! Also the rainbow picture looks a lot like the original MLP logo. They also played the jingle right at the beginning of the episode!

At one point Opaline says, “So these are the weak little ponies that brought back magic?” and Misty says, “Almost like any pony could do it.” Which I like. I don’t think Sunny Starscout was the only pony who could have brought back magic; I think she was simply one of the few ponies willing to try.

Finally, here’s a screenshot of Toots, Sweets, and Windy hanging out. I just thought it was cute. Also Sweets has a scrunchie in her tail, which I love.

#My Little Pony #G5 #Make Your Mark #spoilers #Izzy Does It #Sunny Starscout #Izzy Moonbow #Zipp Storm #Pipp Petals #Hitch Trailblazer #again please NO SPOILERS for Episode 2 and beyond #I'm watching ONE PER WEEK

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xamaxenta · 2 years

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Or for the kiss stuff have you considered Marco being busy running a lot of errands or something and Ace just getting real needy and frustrated because he wants Marco's affection and at the end of the day gets so fed up that he petulantly whines and begs for a kiss and Marco fucking delivers, because I mean how could you say no to that?

This is so aawwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh worthy freaking cute as hell

Can I build on this? Bc I like to think Ace would try and be polite about it all, he knows Marco is busy, he knows it but Marco’s also Ace’s first (and last) involved, romantic relationship and that’s just such a wonderfully positive and exciting thing for Ace

Mostly bc he’s had quite the upbringing, neither Garp nor Dadan were gentle in the way they raised Ace n Luffy but beneath their rough exteriors we know these middle aged grumps loved Ace like he was their own child ANYWAY

The love Luffy Garp Makino Dadan and the bandits etc could give Ace isnt the same as Marco, I love hurting myself over Ace’s self worth wars, like he feels like he can’t be loved, not when he’s the son of the supposed devil that is roger

Like being strong and building his own name would make him happy, and maybe it does but I don’t think it would satisfy him, what the poor babe rly wanted was a family and i cry??? Thinking about it being the WBP he belongs there he fits right in there this crew and pops are the missing piece in his heart AUGH this just gets me im sorry this was about kissing initially wasnt it

What i mean to say is Ace would try and hold back a lot, even though he really likes Marco and wants to be greedy or want things from him, but doesn’t think he deserves—he thinks he hides these wants well, funny thing is Ace is kinda an open book, he’s an emotional dude (everything we’ve seen of him he shows it so obviously in his face his actions his voice wah i love himmm) and Marco can tell he’s wanting

So maybe Ace does get a little petulant, a little whiny over being unable to spend time with his boyfriend, maybe annoyed that Marco doesn’t delegate these chores and errands to division crew, and worst of all he’s waited hours for him too :(

But perhaps his pride tangles with all these feelings and he sort of does everything and nothing about it all, to the point that when Marco finally comes back Ace just launches himself at him wordlessly, face tucked into Marco’s shirt kind of deal, like guilty wanting apologetic need all at once

Marco soothing him and asks him directly what does he want and Ace replying quietly that its him and Marco kisses him because how could he say no to that? Youre right godgh im so sorry if i twisted your idea too much idk i just think Ace is such a lovely complex man and Marco would be his rock, his shore, his lighthouse

I love that

#marcoace #xam screams #i just think Ace would feel so guilty for wanting love maybe thats not the right phrase #but hes lived knowing hes only worth killing to be hunted #so to find someone like Marco and the WBP who love him unconditionally godh….#like whiny needy isnt exactly the feeling I get from Ace #its like a conflicting wants versus needs sort of thing and it just ends up like a guilt thing even tho i know he probably doesnt dwell #dwell on guilt?? maybe im twisting or projecting or reaching too hard with my vision of Ace #but yah my thoughts

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mouthfulloftoothpasterry · 2 years

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Hi I hope you have a nice day so yesterday I was watching a mermaid movie lol and wondering if you can do something like y/n is a mermaid and Harry is a lighthouse keeper or a surfer

now that i remember harry has a topless mermaid on his arm

HIII thank you, I had a great day I hope you did too

So I’ve had lots of thoughts about this

So maybe he’s a diver and his job is going on dives with people and like monitoring them to make sure they don’t… yk, die? 😭

So basically I was thinking maybe one day he was taking a solo dive and ones across something in the water and he’s like “okay whatever it’s just some one in one of those fake mermaid tails, duh” but he gets a closer look and he’s like “omg no holy shit she’s hurt”

So they get to the surface and her tail disappears and suddenly she has legs and she’s freaking out like “what are you doing?! I don’t even know who you are?! Get away from me?!” Freaking out bc she’s like um…. I have legs? And this random stranger is next to me?

And after she freaks out Harry tries to calm her down “no, no, it’s fine I’m here to help you. I need to bandage up your leg… or tail? I really don’t know?” So she’s kind of freaking out bc she’s never seen a real human this up close before and she’s never talked to one

So he tries to quickly clean up her leg and bandage it and he’s like “you’re fine now you’re free to go back down.” So she stomps away from him and disappears back down because her mother would obviously help her bandage up her cut

So the next time he’s taking a solo dive again he wanders a little close to her home so she notices and she’s all angry with him and tries to talk to him and tells him to get away from her home and he obviously can’t hear her so she yanks him up to the surface

Plz and she would be basically completely naked beside her seashell bra so he has to avoid looking anywhere but her eyes

Bc I think that’s how mermaid work right?

Idk tbh I just watched the mermaid stuff when I was little and don’t remember it too well

But anyways

She would be like “stop coming down there 😠 I don’t need you messy with my family, human 😒”

And he’s like “no, no, it’s my job I have to go down there but I’ll steer clear from your house I promise.”

And she’s like “okay, let’s compromise. If you bring me all that human junk so I can learn then you can keep swimming near my home.”

“Okay that works but I’m bringing to clothes the next time you want to yank me up from the water.”

So they agree on it and he brings her random things, literally anything he can think of, forks, mirrors, small paintings, actual bras, cute skirts he thinks she might like

So she has a little collection and they start seei bc each other like every single day

And ofc harry is a nice stranger who thinks about the pretty mermaid with the purple tail so they both start to like each other

And I think y/n would be the bold one who just kisses him already

And eventually he brings her up and he shows her “the world” but really he just takes her to touristy things where they live and takes her out to a cute restaurant

And she’s so happy to be with him and she keeps getting compliments from the random human girls like “omg you have the most perfect hair, what do you do?”

“It’s ocean water and a seaweed paste :D” and when they ask her where they can get it she’s like “the ocean, duh!”

So Harry has to try to train her on talking to humans

But once she has to go back down they are so sad and don’t want to say goodbye to each other

So y/n is like, “come back tomorrow and I’ll be waiting for you?”

And of course he agrees so he comes back at sunset once he’s done giving diving lessons and everything so he meets up with her

They definitely fuck on the sand like sorry not sorry 😢 they meet up and then get to kissing and before they know it her ass is in the sand and he’s on top of her

And after she would be so shy bc if her parents knew that she had sex with a human or was even interested in a human??? Omg no she would get kicked out of the family

But I think that eventually as a little tourist thing Harry would take people on dives and before he would be like “we might see some mermaids, who knows? 😌” and then y/n swims around and gives them a little wave and they are so amazed because how did they manage to make a person look like a real mermaid but little do they know…

And I think once y/n’s family found out and her and the scary green eyed man (who is actually super sweet) she would go up and probably live with him in his cute flat

And he teaches her everything about living like a human

Stop and he would catch her in the bathtub sometimes with her tail out and he’s like “what are you doing, baby?” And he thinks it so funny

“Well I was trying to take a relaxing bath like you do sometimes and bow that I’m always using these um…”

“Legs?”

“Yeah, legs. I kind of forgot about my tail coming back in water.”

Okay okay that’s kind of all I have but lmk what you think :))))

#mermaid!y/n

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foulbearobservation · 1 year

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okay LISTEN listen listen the reason I said don't ask is because it's like barely a bioshock au basically it's me stealing the bioshock aesthetic and setting of rapture but! I was watching a 7 hour bioshock retrospective the other day for brain noise (as one does) and it made me think,,,,

beatrice's parent's founded rapture, she's been raised all this time as like this perfect heir to the kingdom but then. things start going wrong. her parent's scientific advisors start disappearing. there's power outages and rumors of rebellions. and it's creating an aura of fear around but like it's fine, it's totally fine. one day, while bea is out with lilith (another daughter of rapture's elite) and they meet mary (who in this au is taking on a frank fontaine esqe role without, you know, all the other stuff.) she's the one whose been causing trouble and organizing unions and distributing propaganda etc since her wife died (side note have you ever thought about how fuckin powerful a union would be in rapture? like if there was a strike they'd all be dead in a week. insane bargaining power imo) ANYWAY. bea and lilith meet mary and they both agree to not talk about it but lilith is obviously smitten with the ideals and she runs off to join mary the next day. she needed something to believe in and she found it. bea tries to be happy for her, vows to track her down the next day.

but then the clock strikes midnight on new years and everything really goes to shit.

beatrice is a gritty survivor though, and so she does what she does best. she survives in adverse circumstances. she survives the fall of rapture, initially at least, but she's convinced she's going to end up in a watery grave before too long.

and then ava shows up. an anomaly from above, and bea remembers what her parents told her. "there will always be a man. there will always be a lighthouse" and ava's no man but perhaps a person can be a lighthouse so bea radios out to this stranger.

and this is where it really stops being a bioshock au because obviously this is setting bea up as a "would you kindly" kinda atlas (but also not because atlas is also frank fontaine and I'll be honest the lore of bioshock stopped making sense after a while but I can fix it, trust me I can).

to get out of rapture, they'll need to find and reconnect with some folks from bea's past and ava's like yeah chill whatever but then she goes into the main room and "oh god there's splicers here what have you gotten me into bea?" "just listen to my voice and you'll be alright"

anyway they all reconnect and it's great they all escape the city (or accept their deaths in the depths below idk if I like it better as a good ending or just a "well we're all gonna die might as well kiss about it" angst ending).

anyway this au has it all!! exotic locales! big fuckin fish! 1920's architecture! repressed "weight of the world on her shoulders" beatrice! deep sea thrill seeker ava! rapture and all the problems it has! a scathing dismantling of objectivisim as stated in ayn rand's "atlas shrugged"!

featuring:

union leader and smuggler and all around inspiring figure mary

disgraced child of atlas scientists lilith

camila as that one guy who created underwater trains (just cause I think she'd love public transit)

mother superion as brigid tenenbaum (I KNOW TENENBAUM IS TECHNICALLY A VILLAIN, ALL OF THEM ARE TECHNICALLY VILLAINS. WE'RE LETTING THIS ONE SLIDE)

and obvs bea as atlas (if he wasn't a backstabbing son of a bitch)

and ava as jack (if he wasn't a brianwashed soldier)

anyway yeah. bioshock au :)

#ask and ye shall receive #bioshock au #also more of that hades au is comin soon I promise

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oatflatwhite · 2 years

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honestly the deltora quest books are so good and hold up so well like my brother literally borrowed shit from it for his dnd group recently it’s SUCH a perfect series

oh my god i 100% agree with you anon, i just finished a complete reread of the three parts of the series and they truly SLAP. like yes the target audience is obviously kids so the writing is not as "sophisticated" as adult/high fantasy but like. the worldbuilding in it ALONE is phenomenal. her characters are all so brilliant, like every single one has such depth, strengths and weaknesses, and she isn't afraid to show how flawed the heroes can be?? and like, for a kid's book series, some of the themes and stuff that happens is SO dark... like in the third series especially, every book is SO intense but the stuff especially with verity and the bone point lighthouse and laughing jack is so!!!! jesus christ. talk about traumatising kids but also! educating them because the themes are so important! and not just rah rah clumsy allegory for racism that i'm writing as a secret racist and not so secret transphobe cough jkr cough. and idk like despite all the death and darkness and literal tragedy of the series it remains so freaking uplifiting?? and you're absolutely right it is SUCH a perfect series. deltora quest you will always be the moment <3

#there is so much potential for dnd stuff in it omg your brother is so correct #the depth of emily rodda's imagination astounds me!#though i still die when i think about the map of deltora literally just being australia basically flipped #she said maximum effort for the characters and monsters and plot #minimum effort for location #queen <3 #answered #anon #deltora quest #sorry this got so rambly i'm just PASSIONATE

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giddlygoat · 1 year

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But what if Dr. Julien and Cyrus Borg held hands? What then?

omg. pulls up a chair. flips the cap off my water bottle dramatically. cracks my knuckles along with every other joint in my body. opens power point.

i’m actually working on an au where dr julien puts his brain in a computer in his last years at the lighthouse and eventually winds up in borg tower for a bit because him and cyrus naturally become besties. to me it’s not really romantic; cyrus looks up to dr julien and admires his work a lot, and dr julien is overjoyed to meet someone with as much passion for engineer stuff as himself, but there’s a couple reasons i don’t really see them together.

first, cyrus is pixal’s dad, and while i don’t personally ship pixal and zane the fact that their relationship is canon makes me hesitant to also ship their respective parents lol [this isn’t a dealbreaker either bc obviously there are a billion scenarios where there’s no awkward context]

second, while age gaps aren’t inherently an issue, being a crusty ancient old man is pretty much ingrained into dr julien’s personality at this point and i think it changes their dynamic enough that they wouldn’t be super compatible ?? idk

however!! this isn’t to say there’s anything wrong with shipping them of course, these are just the main reasons i don’t see them that way. i will say though that in my au they practically become attached at the hip and have LOTS of witty banter and gossip. they’re besties 🫶

#i feel like i explained this poorly. it’s been a VERY trying and long day so my brain isn’t working at full capacity #i tried hsksndnd #asks #wastelandwalkin #also i think i still have an unanswered ask from you. ohohoho. steeples fingers mischievously #cyrus borg #dr julien #ninjago

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kylejsugarman · 1 year

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the discrepancy between my dad and i when it comes to how we view horror is like. the most interesting thing in the world to me and it obviously isn't interesting to anyone else who is not me or him, but i think it says Something about either our generational gap or our specific experiences. like we both love evil dead but my dad saw evil dead at a very crucial part of his life and it really informed how he looks at movies, and has specific meaning and texture to him that i can't see; i love the movie too but i had seen horror before it and viewed it as something more foundational to the genre and art than exclusively personal yk?? and that discrepancy is becoming more and more noticeable with modern horror. i think the only movie we like completely agree on is the witch being wonderful: he doesn't like ari aster's films and he hated the lighthouse, he's hated a lot of the a24 stuff and more recent experimental entries (raw, titane, etc.) and he just informed me that he hated skinamarink and part of me wants to just write this off as him being a white man in his fifties who was raised on a specific kind of horror and will always be attached to that and reject anything modern, but i know that he's not That bullheaded. like is it just our tastes being different?? me being more of a fan of surrealist, nightmarish, dread stuff?? is it our different formative experiences?? is it his distance from his youth?? idk. anyway he should have liked skinamarink

#syd squeaks #I knew he wouldn't there was no chance but I still held out a little bit of hope

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rovermcfly · 2 years

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hii, I watched our flag means death and I know you like space and time zones and that stuff so can you explain what blackbeard meant when he talked about them being safe because it's a full moon and then realising it's a leap year?

man.... I have no fucking idea lmao

believe me I have been thinking about this and I honest to god have no idea what he's talking about.

I mean idk anything about sailing but I don't see why they'd need it to be a full moon to be able to lift anchor and drift out into the open sea. I'm pretty sure they can do that any night, or at least the night before the full moon as much as the night of it?? again, maybe this is a sailing thing I don't know about.

then the leap year. first of all, banging good line, cracks me up every time. But also, in the 1700's they also added a day to February for the leap years, which means Ed has been one day off for 6 months and didn't notice the full moon being a day later than he expected every month (since he obviously had the full moon dates memorised) and the date never came up in any conversation for 6 months?? while navigating across the ocean???

what I CAN tell you tho is when I first watched the episode I checked if there was a full moon on September 2nd 1717. There wasn't. It also wasn't a leap year.

My theory is that the whole full moon thing is one of those running gag "sciences" in the show that aren't real.

I also actually have the headcanon that Ed knew fuck all. I don't think he knew they'd be protected by fog based on the cloud shape, I don't think he had any plan. I don't think he can be smart and observant enough to have that particular plan sussed out but also dumb and unobservant enough to not notice it's been a leap year for 6 months. Maybe it's even canonically not a leap year and he just had no idea what day it is and just said that™. But I also feel like based on the acting, Ed is surprised. Like he didn't know any of this would happen. The one credit we can give him is that he was clever with the lighthouse idea, but I don't think the stuff before that was something he had planned for.

#ask #anonymous #queer pirate show #I appreciate being known as the guy who's into ''space and time zones and stuff''#my original brand #edward teach #blackbeard #ofmd meta

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bees-sknees · 3 years

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I keep seeing Haikyuu mermain au's where Hinata is the cute bubbly mermaid and Kageyama is the human and I can't help but think it should be backwards

Imagine

Kageyama is the pretty, silent mermaid and Hinata is the lighthouse keeper. Every night Kageyama swims to the lighthouse, following his sun (hinata+the light)

BONUS

The natural talent vs passion thing would apply too.

Hinata loves the ocean so he works and lives at a lighthouse and maybe he taught himself how to swim vs Kageyama is a mermaid so he's obviously a natural swimmer.

Now Hinata can teach Kageyama to appreciate and love the ocean (which Kageyama takes for granted) and Kageyama teaches him more about the ocean and how to swim more efficiently and stuff.

Idk maybe I just see mermaids as more graceful and mysterious that cute and bubbly so maybe thats why I prefer them in these roles

#haikyuu!!#kageyama #hinata #shobio #kagehina #mermaid au #light house au #listen #kageyama as a mermaid #hinata as his sun/guiding light #this is as canon complacent and a fantasy au gets

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crystalstar8 · 3 years

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Knights of the Night (ch 9)

Chapter 9

Ch 1, ch 2, ch 3, ch 4, ch 5, ch 6, ch 7, ch 8, ch 9

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29139240/chapters/71536491

pairing: Jungkook x oc

genre: vampire au, college au, twilight, romance

word count: 2,620

warnings: blood (obviously), kidnapping, child kidnapping, needles, France

notes: vampires, vampire au, college, college au, so many twilight references, blood, needles, kidnapping, children, homelessness, dance, ballet, flashbacks, romance, slow burn, probably no smut, idk yet tho, France, French things, attempted genocide, inaccurate French history, bisexual main character, @strawberriewithchocolate-blog @mozy-j @daechwitad-2 @zobadak

summary: Catalina starts college in a small town all the way across the country. She doesn’t know anyone and isn’t exactly looking for friends. She just wants to focus on dance. But when she meets fellow dance major, Jimin, and adventurous, fellow freshman, Jungkook, Catalina ends up discovering a whole new side to the small college town; one that is dangerous but oh so enticing…

The warm weather was fleeting; Catalina spent her days studying, working, and every chance she got, hanging out with her friends. The “baseball encounter”, as she’s been calling it, has been living in the back of her mind ever since, even though it seemed her friends had forgotten about it. She never brought it up, just focusing on her college life. Namjoon took her out to fancy bookstores and coffee shops, Jungkook tried and failed to teach her how to skateboard, and Jin tried and failed to help them in French. She was kept busy and she was having fun.

All was peaceful, until a college student was reported missing in St. Briggs. Jimin cornered Catalina in dance class about it one chilly, early winter day.

They were practicing their dance to “Body”, by Megan Thee Stallion.

“One, two, three, turn, five, six, step and hit,” the teacher called out. “One, two, ba, ba, jump, Steve! What song are you dancing to, ‘cause it’s not this! Find the goddamn beat! Alright, everyone except Steve, take five.”

Catalina’s final move in the dance was on the ground, so instead of getting up, she crawled over to her dance bag and pulled out her water bottle, collapsing against the wall. Jimin joined her and said, “Have you heard the news?”

Catalina shook her head between sips.

“A student went missing,” he said. “In St. Briggs. From our college.”

“Aren’t they the second person to go missing here?” Catalina asked. “I don’t like the sound of that.”

“Yeah, me neither,” said Jimin. “The first person was a little kid. My parents are freaking out about me walking to campus now.”

“And the police have no idea who the guy is?” asked Catalina. “I mean, they don’t know anything?”

“Not really,” said Jimin. “It’s like these people disappeared without a trace.”

“Hm,” Catalina thought about the disappearances and the mysterious “baseball encounter”. She wondered if they were connected. “You wanna do some investigating?”

“What are you-no, we’re not visiting those vampires,” said Jimin. “That’s a really bad idea. Namjoon told us to stay out of it and he definitely knows more about this stuff than we do.”

Catalina knew she wouldn’t get anywhere with Jimin. She would just have to wait until she saw Jungkook to bring it up again. She knew he’d have no qualms about going on a potentially life-threatening mission.

Her chance came that weekend when she and Jungkook worked their shift together at the souvenir shop. Business was starting to pick up since the first snow was expected to arrive any day now.

Tourists started stopping by more and more and Catalina got to see what Jungkook meant by “hot tourists”. The men and the women were beautiful, and her and Jungkook both had fun checking them out from behind the counter. But today was slow, so Catalina figured she’d take the opportunity to tell him about her plan.

“Jungkook, what do you think about stealing that business card and sneaking around a potential lair?” asked Catalina.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, but yes. I’m in,” he said. The two of them were straightening the ceramic bear and eagle figurines, killing time between customers.

“Remember those three vampires on baseball day?”

“Uh-huh.”

“The guy gave Namjoon a business card,” said Catalina.

“Oh right! Yeah, I remember,” said Jungkook.

“I was thinking maybe we could steal it and do our own investigating. I mean, what if those guys have something to do with the missing people?” Catalina said. Jungkook looked up at her with wide eyes.

“Oh shit! Ya know, you’re probably right!” he said. “They just moved here, and then all of a sudden, a kid goes missing in this town. It makes sense.”

“Exactly,” said Catalina.

“But how will we get the business card?” asked Jungkook. “Do we sneak into his room or his office or whatever?”

“That’s what I was thinking. One of us distracts him, while the other sneaks in and finds it,” said Catalina.

“I feel like you should distract him. A classic honey pot mission,” said Jungkook.

“Do you know what that means?” Catalina asked, snickering.

“Don’t you seduce someone to complete a mission?” asked Jungkook.

“You usually have to fuck someone in a honey pot mission,” said Catalina.

“Oh, well, how bad can it be? I mean, he’s hot as fuck,” he said with a wave of his hand. Catalina’s face turned bright red.

“I’m not- we’re…” she sighed. “Jungkook, casual sex isn’t really my thing and I don’t like him that way. I don’t think he likes me that way either.”

“Are you kidding? What about all those bookstores and coffee shops? Those weren’t dates?” asked Jungkook. “What were you guys doing?”

“Looking at books!” said Catalina. “He just really likes literature, and I really like coffee.”

“Did he pay for your coffee every time?”

“Yes.”

“Then that’s a date,” said Jungkook.

“We spot each other all the time. So, are you telling me it’s a date when you pay for my McDonalds or when I pay for your movie ticket?” asked Catalina.

“That’s different,” said Jungkook. Catalina threw her hands up.

“Okay, we’re getting off topic,” she said. “You distract him, I’ll get the card.”

“Casual sex also isn’t my thing though,” said Jungkook.

Catalina threw her head back laughing. “You don’t have to fuck him! Just keep him downstairs talking or something.”

“I can do that. Are we doing it tonight?” asked Jungkook.

“Sure.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~

That evening, Catalina and Jungkook went to the mansion. Jungkook brought his French homework. Luckily, Namjoon was the one to answer the door.

“Oh, hey guys! Come on in,” he said. He led them to the lounge and Jungkook immediately got his homework out.

“I was wondering if you could help me with this,” said Jungkook.

“Sure, let’s see,” said Namjoon. Catalina wandered off. The upstairs was thankfully not as big as the main floor, but there were many halls and many rooms. Catalina went to Hoseok’s room, starting her search from there. The next door in the hallway was open. Catalina looked inside, flicking on the light switch. It looked like a basic, model bedroom. It didn’t look like it belonged to anyone, probably a guest room. The next room was enormous and absolutely trashed. The giant bed in the middle of the room had a mountain of blankets and clothes on it. Clothes, loose papers, and books littered the floor. Beat up, crooked antique paintings decorated the walls, along with torn calligraphy banners. The Asian style furniture looked ancient, worn and battered, but luxuriously wealthy.

Catalina moved on to the next room. This one was a bit more modern and, curiously, vaguely nautical themed. A huge window against the back wall let light shine in on the white painted wood of the furniture, the mess of easels and canvases in the corner, and the mix of paintings on the seashell wallpapered walls: realism, abstract, cubism, a few charcoal sketches of Hoseok, Yoongi, and Namjoon, and a single painting of a lighthouse looking out at a stormy sea. Catalina went to the next room.

This one was the most modern, with dark walls and mahogany furniture. It was sleek and rustic, with a twisted wood bed frame, alpaca rugs on the ground, smooth couches in the corner with a driftwood coffee table in the center, and along every free wall, bookshelves. The entire room was spotless. This must be Namjoon’s room. At least, Catalina hoped it was. She stepped inside and went to the desk tucked into one of the bookshelves. She rifled through the drawers until she found one filled with business cards.

“Shit,” she whispered. There were quite a few cards, but she got to work sorting through them. Most of them looked old and yellowed with age. She automatically set those ones aside. She couldn’t remember that vampire’s name, but she knew she’d remember it if she saw it. After sorting through what felt like hundreds of cards, she finally found one with the familiar name on it.

It was a new card, simple, with just a name, an address, and a phone number on it. The name on it was Makai La’ei. That sounded right. Catalina rearranged the rest of the cards back to how she found them and shoved this one in her pocket. She was definitely running out of time, Jungkook only had so much homework.

When she got downstairs, she went right to the lounge, but it was empty. Jungkook’s French textbook was laying open on the coffee table. Her heart skipped a beat. Namjoon wouldn’t hurt him, would he? She thought. She backed out of the lounge and looked up and down the hallway. Her heart was pounding, but before her thoughts could fully run away on her, she heard Jungkook’s voice approaching, saying, “And that’s how I went to senior prom with Dr. Dre’s daughter, Truly.”

Namjoon and Jungkook rounded the corner, both holding McDonalds bags and hot coffees in their hands.

“You guys went out?” Catalina asked.

“Yeah, we got hash browns,” said Namjoon, handing one of the bags to her.

“Isn’t this yours?” asked Catalina.

“Grease gives me a stomachache,” he said.

“I was just craving hash browns. I figured you’d want a few too,” said Jungkook. Catalina’s heart skipped a beat, but this time not out of fear.

“I love these,” she whispered, opening the greasy paper bag to see three hash browns inside. Something nudged her hand. She looked up to see Jungkook handing her his coffee as well. Namjoon wandered off, sipping at his own coffee. “What are you doing?”

“I don’t like coffee,” he said. “Take it.”

“Thank you,” she said. “Did you already finish your homework?”

“Yeah, turns out Namjoon is fluent in French,” said Jungkook. “And Korean, and Chinese, and Japanese, and German. And…what was that other one?”

“Swahili,” Namjoon said from inside the lounge.

“Why?” asked Catalina.

“I was bored,” he said with a shrug. Jungkook looked at Catalina with questioning eyes. Catalina nodded.

“Well, thank you for helping me with this,” said Jungkook, gathering his textbook and notes. “I hate this class, so any help is much appreciated. Anyway, we have to get going. We have some errands to run.”

“Sure, no problem,” said Namjoon as he walked them to the door. “We’re all fluent in French here, expect for Hoseok, so feel free to ask any of us any time.”

“Thank you,” Catalina said as she pulled her shoes on.

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“That was too easy,” said Jungkook as they were getting into his car.

“Not really!” said Catalina. “He had a whole drawer full of business cards. I had to sort through all of them.”

“I was talking about the homework,” said Jungkook. He pulled out of the driveway and began the drive down the mountain. “He gave me all the answers. But that explains why you were gone for so long.”

“Yeah, and I saw the other rooms,” said Catalina. “I think Tae’s room is nautical themed.”

“Why?” Jungkook asked. Catalina shrugged. “Well, whatever. Does that card have an address on it?”

“Yeah,” Catalina pulled the card out of her pocket and typed the address into her maps app. It gave her a route to a location in the middle of the town. She let Siri lead them as she plugged in her phone and looked up spy music on iTunes. She found a playlist and put it on shuffle, letting the groovy guitar of “Secret Agent Man” blast through the car.

By the time they arrived, they were well into “Hawaii Five-O”. The GPS had led them to what looked like an abandoned hospital. Jungkook drove a block past it so they could walk the rest of the way. As they walked, they reviewed the plan.

“So, we can’t get caught, obviously,” said Jungkook. “We’re just sneaking in, taking a quick look, maybe some pictures, then getting out.”

“Right,” said Catalina. “Quick and fast.”

They snuck in and found a basement stairwell, which they took. The rest of the hospital was empty. They could hear voices coming from the basement, so as quietly as they could, they snuck down the stairs, which led them to a cement tunnel with a metal grated floor. The tunnel gave Catalina a sense of Déjà vu, but she couldn’t figure out why. Faint voices echoed from the end of the tunnel. They reached the end and peaked around the corner. What they saw made their jaws drop. A huge, cavernous cement room with some furniture in the middle. Doors lined the walls, some open, some closed. Catalina could see from where she was that there were people in the rooms with open doors. People sitting or laying on the ground, tubes attached to their arms connecting to IV stands, blood bags hanging from the hooks.

Jungkook was snapping rapid fire pictures of as much of the room as they could see.

The voices, which were coming from a part of the room they couldn’t see, stopped talking.

“Bernard, go check the tunnel and stairs. I thought I heard something.”

Before Bernard even had a chance to move, Catalina and Jungkook booked it back down the tunnel and up the stairs. Jungkook led the way, and he was fast, so Catalina struggled to keep up with him. Once they were at the top of the stairs, they looked around for an open room. A bit down the hall, there was an open doorframe with a missing door. They darted for it, Jungkook pulling her inside and crowding her against the wall, hidden in the shadows.

Catalina was scared they’d be caught, but now she freaking out about something entirely different, namely, Jungkook’s chest and arms caging her against the wall. He was so close that Catalina could feel the heat coming off him. Her blush made its way down her neck into her chest, her breath quickening.

“He’s coming,” Jungkook whispered, his wide eyes glued to the doorway. Sure enough, Catalina could hear heavy boots crunching through the debris in the hallway, getting closer to where they were. “Do you trust me?”

“What?” Catalina asked.

“Do you trust me?” Jungkook asked again. “I saw this in a TV show. It works every time.”

Before Catalina could ask for clarification, several things happened at once: the man, presumably Bernard, began entering the room, Jungkook pressed even closer, a hand on her waist, the other finding its way to her hair, and his lips crashed against hers. She let out a squeak of surprise but quickly caught on, gripping his shirt and leaning into the kiss.

“Oh, for crying out loud,” a man’s voice said from the doorway. They broke apart and looked at him. “This is private property, guys. Get lost.”

“Sorry,” Jungkook said, flashing a sheepish smile. Bernard stepped aside to let them past, waving them in the direction of the exit. Even though her heart was still pounding out of her chest and her head was still spinning, Catalina made a point to check Bernard’s eyes. They were red.

On their way out, they heard the crackle of a walkie talkie and Bernard saying, “It was just some kids making out upstairs. This happens way too often, boss. We gotta start putting signs up or something.”

On their way to the car, Jungkook said, “That was a close one.”

“Was that just an excuse to kiss me?” Catalina joked, not sure she wanted to know the answer.

“It worked, didn’t it?” Jungkook said with a wink. Catalina blushed and shoved him.

“Shut up,” she said.

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mediawhorefics · 5 years

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Five facts about the wonder that is tired tired sea 💕

1. i didn’t write it with this goal in mind at all, but it’s absolutely turned into my love letter to scotland.

2. tts louis is the most me of all the character’s i’ve ever written. to the point where i would sometime actively think ‘oh i’ll just add this thing from my own life/own personality to the fic’… to the point where it’s extremely awkward for me to think about that many people reading it and maybe noticing.

3. i’ve briefly mentioned this before and idk how many people saw it? but harry 100% proposes via postcard a few years post fic. i’d say at least… 4 years later? long enough that they’ve established a way they can make their very different lives work and that they’ve got all sorts of routines in place for when harry is home and when he’s away on tour. it’s a pretty normal chill day. 100% late autumn/early winter so the b&b is empty except for louis, harry & clifford and they’re just chilling in the living room (cuddling/reading/h playing guitar ?? idk something soft) when the mail arrives and i’m thinking they bicker a little as to who is gonna have to get up to collect it and harry is weirdly insistent and pouty so louis finally gives in. he’s flipping through bills and nonsense as he makes his way back into the living room when he gets to the postcard. i’m thinking it’s a vintage one h got in a charity shop somewhere – either something super scottish or some cheesy early 20th c. romantic picture of people embracing – and on the back there’s just something short and not really effusive with sentiment like ‘hey lover of mine, wanna get married?’ or ‘what if we got married? thoughts?’ or even just ‘hey, marry me?’ because harry’s feelings get beautifully written for louis in most of his songs so he doesn’t really want a big romantic gesture for this. but louis still gasps a little, surprised, when he reads it and he drops everything else on the floor, a flutter of paper scattering at his feet that cliff can’t help but come and sniff at. when he looks up harry is still sitting on the sofa looking a little amused and a little smug, shrugging in a ‘what do you think’ kind of way. and the first thing that comes out of louis’ mouth is ‘you don’t even have a ring’ and harry laughs, then says ‘if that’s the only thing stopping you from saying yes i can remedy that’ before getting up and reaching inside the pocket of his jeans for a ring he bought probably years ago. he’s still a little nervous, even though he’s trying to hide it, so he drops the ring on the floor in his eagerness and it buries itself in the carpet and while harry bends down to pick it up, louis just says something like ‘holy shit’ and ‘are you serious?’ and he’ll deny it later but he’s crying a little and his hands are shaking where they’re still holding the postcard. maybe he presses it against his chest, hands flat against it to stop the trembling? and harry gets back up, holding the ring tightly in one fist, heart pounding as he wrinkles his nose and says ‘am i serious?’ back at him, voice a little strangled when he takes a few steps towards louis. ‘am i serious?’ he repeats, reaching for louis’ cheek with the hand not still holding the ring. ‘babe, i’ve never been more serious in my entire life.’ and louis would say yes but he just really needs to kiss harry right now. ‘we’re getting married on top of the lighthouse,’ louis says when they finally separate. ‘just you and me and whoever officiates.’ harry smiles, kissing louis’ forehead. ‘sounds about right.’

4. eventually, when harry officially moves in, they turn the lighthouse keeper room into an ‘immersive experience’ for guests and they keep one of the nice bedrooms with an amazing view of the cliffs for themselves. harry has a house in london where he keeps most of his pop star stuff like tour outfits and gifted clothes and extra instruments and various awards, but he obviously keeps his favourite guitar around the b&b. it kind of becomes an attraction, to louis’ annoyance, because harry plays it everywhere around the lighthouse and leaves it lying around. guests will stare at it like it’s some sort of magical artefact and when they think no one is looking, they’ll sneak a touch like it somehow means something to touch an object harry has touched. louis never comments on it even though he’s always tempted to remind them harry actually lives here and there’s not much left in the building he hasn’t put his big paws on. hell, louis would tell a couple of teenage girls on holiday with their parents that harry is most likely the one who folded their sheets one summer, if he wasn’t afraid they’d faint on him. instead, he watches them whisper at each other and look at the guitar with awe, blushing furiously when harry comes back from his morning run with clifford sweaty and dimply, waving at them before heading upstairs for a shower. it’s a weird balance to strike, allowing regular folk into a space harry occupies and out of the two of them, louis is probably the one who struggles with it the most, aggressively protective as he is. but all in all, louis has a steady clientele who have been coming for years mixed in with random backpackers and tourists, and the number of people coming with the hope to gawk at the popstar aren’t as high as he feared. and they dwindle as the years pass, as harry’s unlikely lifestyle choices become boring old news. louis doesn’t allow harry to keep his grammy in public rooms though, no matter how much harry thinks it’s fun to let people play with it, no matter how much he wants to normalise his life, to not be deified by the masses. but there are limits to how much popstar related stress louis can endure and he really doesn’t want the damned thing to show up on ebay someday.

5. harry relapses two years into their marriage, while on the longest tour he’s had since before he got sober. he doesn’t go off the rail and has to be tracked down at the crack of dawn in some shady part of a city he doesn’t know, but he does get completely shitfaced in his hotel room before calling louis in tears to tell him how much of a failure he is that he can’t even handle something he’s done dozens of times before without losing it. it’s probably the worst call of louis’ life, not because harry’s drunk, but because he’s so angry and disappointed in himself and louis isn’t even there to hold him through it. but they both know sobriety isn’t a straight line and they get through it together. it takes a while, but eventually, harry believes louis again when he tells him he’s proud of him. and harry doesn’t try to do year-long tours anymore. no matter how steady on his feet he feels, how confident he’s been, he doesn’t try again. not when he hits five years sober again, or ten, or even twenty. the older he gets, the better he is at knowing his limits and the less tempted he is to play with them.

i know i’ve left it on a bit of a sour note, but i promise they’re okay and they’re happy. even if there are some ups and downs.

Send me a name of a fanfic I wrote And i’ll give you five facts/headcanons about it!

#about me #lighthouse au #Anonymous #tts ramblings

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justal0wk3yg4mer · 4 years

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Things I’ve Said: Dishonored (Some Spoilers)

My words *Player/My actions* Character dialogue

I’m beginning to think that Unreal has a kink for darkness, steampunk, and protagonists that work in the shadows.

‘Rat Plague’? Do you mean the ‘Black Plague’?

A water elevator?! That’s pretty cool.

You know, I think I’m gonna recant my earlier statement. Everything is hella bright, and this dude is apparently a Lord.

Aw, that’s adorable. A tutorial in the form of hide and seek.

Oh I like her. A monarchy that actually gives a shit about ALL her people. Also, the title Empress? That’s more badass than Queen.

WTF! That was the quickest game progression I’ve ever been through, those fuckers are defiantly the villians. Who happens upon a murder, sees a man who is obviously upset about the death of his Empress, which I’m beginning to wonder if she was something more to him than just his Empress, and think ‘Oh yeah. He killed her.’

Guard: This meal comes from a friend. Oh does it now? The poisoning kind or the file in the food kind. *A few seconds later.* The kind that know how to hook a brother up!

Are the rats following me? Do I have some kind of connection with them like they help me or something? :D *Proceeds to watch as a group of rats attack and eat two grown men.* Nope, hungry. They are hungry. :(

What kind of black magic BS.

Thanks for the burn mark asshole, also all this power but at what cost. If this stuff is gonna make me go mental, I don’t want it.

Watching me with great interest? Okay, you do you boo.

Granny Rags, you are a delight. I hope I see more of you.

I’m sorry, you can’t be a doctor and have infected rats running around your home. That makes no sense.

Aw thank you Granny Rags, you’re such an angel! Even though you just had me poison most of the gang population.

*Reads graffiti* Not gonna lie, I thought that said send nudes.

Samuels, I feel like you’re the real OG.

Wait, I was just fucking with the mask’s optics just a minute ago. Now you’re physically putting the mask on which would mean I wasn’t wearing it when I was messing with the optics? That’s so weird GamingSins would sin that.

Slackjaw: Somebody put plague in the brew. Wow that’s terrible, I wonder who would do something like that. Now are you gonna help me or what?

First of all, you still don’t know who has it out for you and if you think it’s Granny Rags then I can’t help you there. Second, you said that you would get me into the Golden Cat. You gave me a key to the building beside the Golden Cat. Now I have to go to the roof of said building, get onto the Golden Cat’s roof and then I still have to find a way into the Golden Cat. You are useless to me.

*Looks all over the Golden Cat first before doing the mission.* Upstairs? I was just upstairs and I didn’t..............*thinks about it for a minute and realizes that I didn’t check a room because I thought a prostitute was in there and I didn’t want to waste a sleeping dart.*........ I am such a dumbass.

Excuse me? I just saved you, no way am I going to let you wonder off-- *Emily disappears* Disrespectful little shit.

I am an independent highly chaotic man who don’t need no Lord Regent.

*Kidnaps the physician and then ‘blinks’ my way down to Samuals* Not gonna lie, I feel like I just cheated the game.

Physician: My will is strong. Bitch, I got rats.

Tallboys? That’s too easy. *A few deaths later* Fuck tallboys, fuck ‘em.

I really don’t want to kill this chick, where is the nonlethal mission at? *Does the nonlethal mission and puts Waverly in a boat with a clearly obsessed man.* Maybe this was this a bad idea............... oh well not my problem now.

Emily, honey, I would die for you.

*I was on my 15th time trying to get into the Lord Regents building with NO health potions and trying my damn hardest to be sneaky* Fuck me. I CAN’T. No nonlethal alternative for you bitch.

If the Lord Regent really doesn’t know who I’m at this point, I’m gonna laugh.

I am definitely earning this high chaos rating.

I know I said no nonlethal for the Regents earlier but I’ve got this bitch’s confession tape and now I really want to put this on full blast and listen to his dumbass explanation. So it’s off to the broadcasting station!

*Walks around the party, talks to people and notices Corvo’s vision fading in and out* Corvo, I am so much younger than you and it takes me several drinks before I begin to get even slightly tipsy. What the fu-.........poison. They poisoned you didn’t they? *Scene cuts to the guys confessing that they poisoned Corvo.* You idiots.

Samuals you really are the real OG.

Corvo, Emily better be your fucking kid. Even if she isn’t, claim her as a dependent then get the fuck outta dodge.

I’ve only seen you fuckers (assassins) once when you attacked me out of the blue. Why are you a problem now?

Assassin: We have to watch out. This ones clever. *Me who is done with everyone’s bullsh*t and holding a full whale tank from a high vantage point.* You forgot vindictive.

*Woman tells me about the plague wagon.* Ha! Bring out ya dead! (Monty Python anyone?)

Granny, honey? What the fuck are you doing?

Can I please be done? Like seriously, most of this is not necessary.

*Enters the lighthouse* You know, for once, I would like to enter a place and not be assaulted by an orchestra. Also love the marbling.

Havelock’s diary! What juicy rumors will we read about today? *Reads for a few minutes.* And surprise, surprise. Corvo, you are the father.

*Saves Emily* Emily honey I’m so glad you’re okay! Don’t know how your doing mentally, but physically you look okay! Emily: I’m going to be Empress now. ................That tone you’re using concerns me.

All and all it wasn’t too bad of a game, it just got a little tedious for me towards the end. I did get a kick out of the fact that I was playing a game that had a virus that was very similar that what we have now (not exactly funny but more of an odd coincidence). Anyway, the tally for this game was kinda stupid. I didn’t exactly say this lot but I was stupid enough to say it, so I figured everyone would get a kick out of it. For those that are not familiar with the game, Corvo get superpowers (cult powers? IDK). Whenever you use them, there is a voice that says something (I have a ps4 so the voice came through the controller). That voice scared me.............many times (I really am stupid sometimes). So ladies and gents here is your tally for dishonored:

What did my controller just say? : 25

#Things I've Said #video games #gaming #dishonored #corvo #emily

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