#if you’re gonna do it do it

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Merlin and Arthur are one of the only boss/employee romances I’ll take and it’s honestly because Arthur thinks he’s the boss when in reality Merlin runs the show and I think that’s funny

#Arthur trying to be kinky: who’s the boss #Merlin: I don’t think you should ask me that question without being ready for the answer #Merlin: you’re not gonna like it #I don’t like boss/employee romances #good for you if you do #but Merlin and Arthur are a failed boss/employee #Merlin #merthur #Arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #Merlin bbc #bcc merlin

[favroitecrime]

Palestinian freedom fighters breaking out of Gaza and reclaiming their occupied territories. They’ve taken over israeli tanks and have chased out the settlers that were on that land. They’ve launched rockets everywhere and the iron dome has failed to intercept. This is about to mark a momentous event in history.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

#free palestine #it feels so surreal and so shocking #there’s so much hope but so much fear #you just know they’re about to retaliate with the genocide they’ve been planning for years now #i fear for my palestinian brothers and sisters but this is so fucking huge #they tore down part of the barbed wire fence!!!! the people of Gaza are breaking out!!!! #god there’s so much more on twitter but i beg if you look do NOT look at non-palestinian sources #they’re twisting the narrative as if this isn’t retaliation for 76 years of torture #as if the israeli forces and settlers didn’t kill 4 palestinians yesterday alone #as if they haven’t killed nearly 300 palestinians this year alone #do NOT let the media trick you into thinking anything after will be a retaliation to an attack Palestine started #PALESTINE is the one retaliating #also if you’re gonna come in here with both sides or whatever sincerely block me and lmk so i can blokc you #they’ve already out out statements to leave children and the elderly alone so any middle aged fuckers are free to kill :) #which is fine since they’ve likely killed hundreds if not thousands of their friends and family and neighbors anyway #tag: important #fuck israel #gaza #tag: october 7 2023

[shittysawtraps]

when your friend says “i’m becoming the joker,” reply, “well, i’m becoming jigsaw” to one-up them. do not elaborate on what this means

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #oh you’re gonna do fucked up shit because society has driven you crazy? #well I’M gonna do fucked up shit because I’m tired and done #your violence is rooted in a desire to shock while mine is rooted in a desire for connection #(even if that connection is through trauma) #you may have lost control. but I just gained it. and that’s scarier #anyway im sorry to hear that your shift sucked #(sorry if this post is too edgy)

[time-slink]

hit by the sudden urge to draw a bad boy

#my art #if you’re wondering why i’m posting this super unfinished it’s because. #it’s my bedtime. i had SO much shit to do tmmr and this is never gonna get done hjfnfj #grian #limlife

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

love that jason is just

literally any character: i feel like things can’t get any worse from here

jason, showing up out of nowhere: GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

#he is either making things worse #or hunting down something worse #either way works #jason shows up and other vigilantes are like oh fuck #he also has to deal with the most random shot #and just pops up out of nowhere #anytime red hood shows up when you’re working a case you give him what you have and go to bed #rather deal with the clean up than whatever the fuck he’s gonna do to deal with it #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc

[wigglebox]

Dr. Sexy 😘

#spn fanart #spn art #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #spncreatorsdaily #wiggleart #cowboy f*tish this and that yahyah let’s talk about his one for sexy doctors lmao #randomly remembered that time in season 14 cas dressed as a doctor l #so I had to doodle this lol #btw if you’re part of my tag list I’ve decided to let this go live for 30 minutes and then do the tag list #so there’s some spacing between the two #I was gonna do it in the replies but I’m afraid tumblr will think I’m a spam account

[steampunkedemon]

idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.

#she literally calls him her type so idk where y’all are getting the whole ‘she never liked him’ thing from 💀 #‘he’s too toxic for her’ she once said having attempted murder on her record would be terrible bc everyone would know she failed to get the #job done. like what do you MEAN. toxicity is like the one thing her family adores #you don’t have to ship them all i’m saying is ‘he’s toxic :(‘ is a terrible reason when we’re talking abt fuckin wednesday addams #babygirl has done terrible things like. this is the one family that values toxic serial killing people wym 😭 #if you’re looking for happy fluffy healthy pure relationships this is not the family for you #not looking to argue so if u do i’m just gonna ignore it #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #wednesday x tyler #weyler #wednesday #wednesday tag #guys please stop replying or rb with different reasons why they can’t date we’re not talking abt them

[bakudekublogblog]

shigaraki being like “I’m killing you bc you’re izuku midoriya’s baby girl and it’ll send him into the rage” is SO LOVE INTEREST it’s so YOURE HIS PRECIOUS SOMEONE if something happens to YOU he’s gonna LOSE IT if you wanna go for izuku’s HEART you TAKE HIS KACCHAN

#bakudeku #bkdk #manga spoilers #I’m getting caught up in the manga and katsuki being izuku’s damsel is so #he’s so the love interest coded he’s explicitly izuku’s precious someone #how is bkdk up for debate when the MAIN ANTAGONISTS ARE LIKE it’s you you’re his baby girl get him #it’s so CHARGED ITS SO ROMANTIC ITS SO!!!! #no one means as much to izuku as katsuki does no one else has his love so intensely!! #like guys the author would NOT be doing this unless it was true #no sane author is gonna have just pick anyone to send the mc into a rage #at the CLIMAX his DARKEST HOUR #YOU DONT JUST PICK ANYONE TO KILL OFF DRAMATICALLY IN FRONT OF THE PROTAGONIST #YOU KILL OFF THE ONE THATS GONNA HIT HARDEST #anyway bkdk canon argue with the wall

[promiscuousasexual]

interesting

#honestly this doesn’t surprise me #but also no matter what team you’re probably always gonna at least listen to the other offers #but do you think they were sitting in each other’s driver rooms whispering about leaving #they’re complaining to each other on the phone throughout the break #i like to think they were giggling about it #kind of hope they still end up on the same team #that would be amazing #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #eo31 #eo #pg10 #pg #alpine f1 #alpine #alpine racing #formula 1 #f1 #formula one

[jmgangel]

I love that Akechi had this carefully curated personality that like,,,fell apart once he got a crush on Joker. He still kept up the facade to an extent but he really couldn’t hide what a weirdo he was. Joker’s a weirdo too though so it worked out.

#Akechi: haha you’re so interesting haha I’m gonna turn everything we do into a competition #joker: I love him #shuake #akeshu #joker x akechi #goro akechi #akechi goro #persona 5 joker #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5R #justmythoughts

[telesilla]

Not gonna go out on this limb on a 25k post, but maybe it’s okay that kids today don’t know as much about using an actual computer as we do/did? Is it useful knowledge? Of course it is. So is using a sewing machine or being able to rebuild your VW with a copy of that one book every VW driver used to have. That’s not the right question—most practical knowledge is useful after all. The question should be “is it relevant to the way people live right now.” “How to Keep Your VW Alive” is a timeless fucking classic; my ex and I kept our copy long after he sold his VW. But I’m not buying a copy now because it won’t exactly help me keep my VW ID4 on the road.

And it’s funny, because I tend to read along with those posts and nod my head, because back in my day we HAD to know all that computer stuff. And then for some reason today, I remembered a conversation my mom and I had with my grandma in the mid 70s when I was a teenager. Grandma made my mom’s wedding dress. She worked at a department store doing alterations on foundation wear, which if you look at 1950s foundation wear, you’ll realize was both necessary and difficult. So she was shocked when I said most of my friends didn’t know their way around a sewing machine. “But how do you make sure your clothes fit?!” Well, Grandma, people don’t wear heavy foundation wear any more and clothes don’t need to be as tailored as they did back in the day—it’s 1975 and the only alterations I need to do is hemming my flares so they just touch the floor when I’m wearing platforms.

Now you can back up and look at the broader picture, the one that says, but your car should be repairable by you as long as you have clear instructions, and you should be able to alter your clothes or make your own, and yes, you should know how to organize the files on the desktop of your laptop. But the fact that for the most part it’s become easier and easier to just not do those things (if they can be done at all) isn’t exactly the fault of Kids Today. And it’s certainly not meeting them where they are or even trying to understand why they feel they don’t need that knowledge if, instead of looking at why they don’t have it and maybe even don’t need it, you just decry their lack of the Deep Wisdom.

#idk man #we see shit all the time about how saying insensitive stuff #affects the listener #how can you be on these kids’ side #if you clutch your pearls in their hearing #about shit no one’s teaching them to do? #maybe you’re not blaming them #but think back to the time you didn’t know how to do something #your folks did back in the day #made ya feel kinda dumb didn’t it? #also it’s hilarious that this is about kids not using laptops #next you’ll be telling me they don’t know how to go online using dialup #and then loading something onto their website using ftp #what do you mean yon don’t know COBOL? #like fuck man #this is just adults bitching about kids #and i thought we weren’t gonna do that anymore?

[midkarma]

bully satosugu is hell to deal with, but it gets so much worse when someone else tries to give you attention

their bullying has progressed into more… possessiveness. they’re still mean, they love to see you cry, but now they need you around them at all times. dragging you around campus by your waist, always keeping hands on your hips or shoulders. you don’t have any friends outside of them. not that you’d call them “friends”

but when you’re alone, you’re approached by a male classmate, asking for your number. you blush as he tells you that he’d like to take you to coffee sometime, if it was okay with you. he seemed sweet and caring. but there was a problem. gojo and geto would be pissed if they found out this guy ever talked to you. you thought for a moment, why should i let them control everything i do? i’m allowed to make my own choices. i’ll just be careful.

so you are careful. you take his number and agree to coffee, you set his name as “girl from bio” in your phone so that the boys won’t think anything of it. they don’t believe you’d have any real friends, so you don’t put a real name on the contact.

for a while your plan works. you see the boy about every week, usually in the morning to get coffee. you don’t let him walk you to your classes, but you two text a lot. you decided to get a little bolder though.

you agreed to get dinner with him at a nicer restaurant about a month after you started hanging out. as you’re in the shower getting ready, you don’t hear the texts to your phone, or the calls, or the banging on your apartment door. your roommate isn’t home to get it, but that’s okay. they let themselves in.

you go on about your routine, getting almost fully ready without leaving your room or the bathroom connected to it. it’s not until you need to grab some shoes from your roommate’s room that you notice their presence. a whistle calls your attention to the couch, where geto sits. he looks you up and down, like you’re a piece of meat.

“you’re looking awfully nice, dear. what’s the occasion?” your face falls at his words. you’re fucked.

“going out with… the girl from bio. we’re going to get some dinner.” you quietly respond, already knowing the lie won’t land.

gojo stands from where he’s sitting at the breakfast bar, and walks over to you. he stares you down, smirking, and tugs at the hem of your dress. his hands trail up, and he tightens the straps, as they were falling down. “you and i both know that’s not true, angel. why don’t you tell us what you’re really doing?”

you can’t deny them. you break and quietly tell the truth, “i’m going to see a guy from class… we’re going to dinner. together.” you can feel tears well in your eyes. why do they have to ruin everything?

“really now? dinner? when did you meet this guy?” geto stands before you now, having left his seat on the couch.

“a month and a half ago.”

“a whole month? you managed to hide this loser for a whole month?” gojo laughs in your face, humorlessly. “oh doll, you’re screwed.”

dinner plans are cancelled that night, and the next time you see that guy, about a week later, he’s sporting an almost-healed black eye and a few broken fingers. he doesn’t look at you.

probably because geto and gojo are on your left and right, their hands on your waist.

#karma is mid #geto #gojo #geto x reader #gojo x reader #bully satosugu x reader #bully satosugu #geto suguru x reader #gojo satoru x reader #geto suguru #gojo saturo #listennnnn listennnnnnnn i’m a writing MACHINE💪💪💪 #FUCK i am down horrendous #i’m gonna write a part 2 to this probably #with smut ofc #who do you take me for? #anyhow ty everyone for liking my posts!!! #i appreciate it a lot :3 !!! #so in return you’re eating good today

[localpizza-bot]

Time to finally admit it, I adore these two

Square ver bc tumblr killed the quality

Here have some music

#Tell me why this took 19 hours help me #Anyway so I decided to finish the wish concept art redraw #Everything hurts I need a nap #Background design is my passion please don’t bully me too hard #Mario #mario rpg #smrpg #geno #do I dare tag #genario #why not #If you’re gonna ask what’s up with the shading I couldn’t tell you myself

[mo-mode]

Lin Manuel Miranda: He’s everywhere but no one really likes him. People think he’s selfish and annoying. A little shit

Hermes: ALSO everywhere but no one really likes him. People think he’s selfish and annoying. A little shit

Everyone: WHY IS LMM IN THE SHOW, NO ONE WANTS HIM HERE

Listen buddy, you wanted accurate casting-

#he fucking ATE okay? him mumbling the song immediately brought me in #i’m gonna say it #that resting scowl in the elevator like he’s not holding Medusa’s head in a box #“you’re not gonna believe this #JUMP SCARE Melanie calm down #get a grip people #LMM you’re doing amazing sweetie #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson the lightning thief #percy jackson tv show #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #lin manuel miranda

[jo-the-intellectual]

Sonadow fanfic authors who forget how integral Amy was (and still is) to Shadows development and that she was the first one to properly reach him, and then write Shadow like he has no idea who she is beyond “Sonic’s friend” or “the girl who likes Sonic”

#Have these people ever heard of SA2??? #He recovered his original memories because of HER #be cause SHE reminded him of Maria #If you’re gonna write from the canon #then at least know the source material #AUs are fine though #do whatever you want #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #amy rose #fanfic #writing #fanfic writing #ao3 fanfic

[fuckyeahisawthat]

Paul/Chani battle couple falling in love while fighting side by side in a guerrilla war for national liberation felt like a gift to me personally for many reasons but mostly because comrades-to-lovers is SUCH a specific vibe and putting Paul Atreides into that dynamic is so so so so funny

#like. can you imagine #you’re on an extended camping trip with bouts of intermittent life-or-death combat #surrounded by people who’ve known each other since birth and probably been fighting together for years #under pressure to prove yourself cause you’re the new guy an outsider and in several other ways sus #there’s a prophecy about you but most of these people think it’s bullshit #and in the middle of all this there is A Girl That You Like #do you think this girl is gonna pick up your slack or automatically take your side in political debates just cause you’re bangin? #absolutely the fuck not #be serious comrade. also it’s your turn to shake sand out of the tent #incredible ego corrective. #dune #dune part two #paul atreides #chani kynes