#im so normal about them!!!!!

[itsdefinitely]

hey don't cry. the jeri/rys will never be able to share simple human intimacy. they'll never get to hold hands. why are you crying louder

#im so normal about them!!!!! #<- read one fic that changed his life forever #the axeman is like the minotaur to me #daedelus was locked up in the labyrinth he created yknow #(voice of a guy who is absolutely insane) have you thought about the implications #take my hand. make parallels and be crazy about religion being both the thing keeping them together and the thing driving them apart #boy jerry #girl jeri #nightmare time 2 #abstinence camp #definite's ted talks #i could talk about them forever (this is a threat) #my friends are so lucky that they havent seen nightmare time that shit ruins you #you end up thinking about two incredibly repressed christians #im literally insane. do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you und #no yeah im not gonna be able to do anything but think about them for a while

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post. #writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers. #at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going. #when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like. #it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases - #at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory. #it was what i had seen. #and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol' #so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID. #he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.

[kymsys]

fixing it for gege. 💔🩹

#im not crying youre crying #hugs are everything #pls hug #can we go back #this is fine #i feel very normal about them #i love them so much #jjk #stsg #satosugu #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru #kymsys art

[eternxlvante]

“i love you”

— ❌ boo, lame, predictable, no impact

“one life spent with you, is all that i could wish for”

— ✅ tear breaker, changes lives, romantic, bears their heart and soul, genuine, impactful

#they’re in love your honor #they invented romance #2nd wedding when? #they make me feel insane #im so normal about them #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #kitty softpaws #puss x kitty #kittyboots #softboots

[verflares]

i've been looking everywhere for you!

#zelink #light dragon #zelda #link totk #totk #botw #loz #loz fanart #(not pictured) me sobbing at my ipad screen because i havent tried colouring/rendering anything in Literal Years #SO IF IT LOOKS ROUGH.... it is <3 i was born in a wet cardboard box all alone so whenyoure being mean to me thats who youre being mean to #anyways im very normal about them i promise. #my art

[socially-anxious-frog]

Annabeth trying to take on the chimaera on her own bc her fatal flaw is hubris and Percy sacrificing himself to take on the chimaera bc his fatal flaw is loyalty has me screaming

#they got them so right #im so normal about them #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #riordanverse #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying) #actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it #but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo #but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try #so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine #god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos #i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope #what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures #my art #myart #others ocs #vasco #machete #vaschete #furry art #fur #anthro

[mikarons]

yeah i like them a normal amount (mentally deranged)

#draws #hades fanart #hades game #zagthan #thanzag #im very very normal about flustered than #i pwomise #some of these are old! i was initially unsure abt posting them until i saw the first post i made abt these dorks got 2k LMAO #so erm here you go bon appetit #fanart

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

#im actually not okay im never getting over this #this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't #no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al #this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS #HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS #how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant #i need psychiatric help #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

[solarockk]

Im oh so normal about real life smp and gaslight gatekeep girlboss

#real life smp #rlsmp #what a name #im so so so normal about them #getting a gggs teamup after last life... we used to dream of times like these.. #im so happy cleo won #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname fanart #scott smajor fanart #pearlescentmoon #pearlesentmoon fanart #cw blood #mcyt #fanart #artist on tumblr #sol art #the peaceful yet sad song i feel like fits well with the absurd violence of the serie #im very normal about cleo finally behing able to kill pearl

[cutetanuki-chan]

some griddlehark thoughts post nona

the little sketches not in any chronological order

#im so normal about them #the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #kiriona gaia #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #alecto the ninth #art #gideon the ninth spoilers

[doraingrid]

There's hesitation in his eye for one moment. A passing thought of all times spent together you'll never remember.

#bg3 #durgetash #enver gortash #gortash #dark urge #durge #baldur's gate 3 #YALL IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM so totally normal #AND GET THAT GAUNTLET I AINT AFRAID OF YOU

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

today i bring you trailblazer trio. tomorrow? who knows

#honkai star rail #march 7th hsr #stelle hsr #dan heng hsr #im so normal about them #this is from one of the trailers also #anyway #cant get over dan hengs peace sign #he's literally a part of the shenanigans #trailblazer trio

[yazzdonut]

my fav lemoncarb and ellis p ❤️ they make each other worse 🥰😍

#im so normal about them i swear #i just prefer the og lemon sis because she is the worse of the two having in mind their ooo versions #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time lsp #lemongrab #marshall lee #i drew this

[purgatorei]

figuring out how to draw zooble correctly since i was drawing them wrong and it bothered me also because she's my favourite

#the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc kinger #tadc #zooblejax #i'm like so normal about zooblejax i can't evne explain it . I'm like the only person who cares about them #its okay i feed myself in every fandom im in #kinger ishere because i like him too i guess

[literallyjustanerd]

the second i saw the temple mural in rebels i knew i had to do this

[Image ID: A mural-style drawing of Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka styled after the mural of the Mortis gods seen in Rebels. Ahsoka is on the right in her white robe and carrying her scepter, a morai perched on her shoulder. Obi wan is in the middle in his Jedi robes, one hand raised. The Jedi Order symbol is behind his head. Anakin stands on the right, with one half of his face obscured by his Darth Vader mask. His hand is clenched into a fist.]

Version without noise (along with me ranting about couple details I'm way too proud of) under the cut:

The beams of light are emanating from the Jedi Order symbol for Obi-Wan, but for Anakin and Ahsoka they are centred on Obi-Wan's heart

The beams emanating from Obi-Wan all reach the edge of the canvas, but for Anakin and Ahsoka some are incomplete

The colours circling their hands are indicative of their lightsaber colours

The light circling Anakin's hand is tinged blue in Obi-Wan's direction

The light circling Ahsoka's hand is primarily white, but tinged in green, and tinged blue in Anakin's direction

#im so normal about them #god the ahsoka show is going to ruin me #sw tcw #star wars the clone wars #disaster lineage #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #sw tcw fanart #mortis gods #sw rebels #abbey does art stuff