#im too funny sometimes

[treatbuckywkisses]

so much is happening i want to scream:(

the way my job gives me so much anxiety it's not even funny. that place is a fucking disaster. i get told im going to be part time and im out here working 40hrs a week, and i dont even get my second break usually like im supposed to. there aren't enough people in the department i work in and they pull people from it for other departments anyway. one of our team leads basically told us all our sections looked like shit tonight and he was going to walk us though it and make us tell him everything we did wrong. i was stuck somewhere else for most of my shift and couldn't work on my section, so when i tell you i was so scared dude you don't even fucking know lmao i literally cried because I'm still new and i didn't want them to think i did a bad job or im not cut out for it or whatever. and he never even showed up. he said it to "scare us into doing our work" and im so mad about it. i almost threw up for that ??

im so fucking tired and dehydrated and it's so hot in there i barely even eat on my lunch break and when i get home after my 8hr shift. i can't tell if im losing weight (unhealthy obvi) or if i have looked like this and didn't know lol so i just try not to look at myself if i can help it bc what.

i never really know what i look like, but when i do, it's ugly and i hate it.

also im working on moving into an apartment (i say 'me' but im not alone sgsksh) idk living is hard yk it's a lot and it's stupid and where my stuff is im not even staying bc sarah is a fucking bitch for no reason and i will hurt her feelings if she looks at me so yeah there's like so much shit happening and I'm so overwhelmed like hello i can actually only do so much pls why

anyways i am really tired and i want to cry and sleep forever and ever:( is this what happens when you keep things 'bottled up' lol

omg also? i haven't gotten my period yet like since April and im 🥴🤨 bc where is she yk and then im like babe you're literally a ball of fucking stress and anxiety please take a Xanax but back to stress im so worried i will get my period on my 8hr shift with nothing and i don't drive myself so that is like extra fun yk wow

the way i have never talked so much and i do it like this where nobody will read it sgskdgd this is who i am as a person irl though so congrats if u read this ig hello

also since I'm fucking word vomiting i guess and ive already come to terms with how nobody will read this, i hate this place. like tumblr i mean. idk it just like sucks to feel like you deserve more than you get yk and i actually am allowed to say that. my moodboards do not do nearly as good as i would like to think they would when i make them and it sucks. because believe it or not i start out thinking they're so pretty and the lack of interaction makes me doubt my own abilities and i hate that. and how I have so many "followers" with the amount of notes i get LOL what a joke actually. especially when they're also content creators. why are you even following me then yk like i only provide one thing and you don't even seem to like it so what are you doing here. it's annoying honestly. how can a content creator be the one not giving support. smh.

i think i need to go to sleep bc idk what i just said and if anyone reads this i feel like ppl will be mad at me so that's where I'm at lolllllll i h8 myself <3

#fayth using her blog as a diary #but fr this time #this is a diary entry #oops #tw body image #?? #body dysmorphia tw #kinda but I'm tagging it just to be safe ? #does that make sense #me asking like anyone will read this anyways LMAO #im too funny sometimes #will prob delete #again not like anyone will read it #so im out here talking to myself #lol #fayth rambles #ignore me #long post #actual bullshit nonsense

[anna-scribbles]

they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭 #in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭 #nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is! #and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl. #anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

[gophergal]

Another dumb comic, this time in color!

#gopher art #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #so corey and i were talking and floated the idea that Medic likes to bite and he goes too far sometimes and leaves marks that look downright #GNARLY. fucking HORRENDOUS nibbles. heavy doesnt mind and he's kinda into it #anyway judge all you want i thought this was funny #i think the part im most proud of is the background. and maybe the cartoony looks of Solly and Scout's reactions

[cobblestone-butch]

Looking at Etho with my big ol' eyes. Why do you have a pattern of becoming quickly attached to people who bully you. Yes they're doing it lovingly teasingly jokingly but how is the easiest way to get your attention to be a bit mean to you? Over here leaving mail and statues at Joel's like a cat bringing mice to his doorstep. Stealing from Gem and being in her general vicinity after she roasted you during a boating trip and constantly calls you washed up. The first time you see Cleo in last life you're like heyyy so I bet on you to die first, can you do that for me? and when she rightfully calls you out for being rude you just ask "don't you like that sort of thing?". Not to mention all of limited life followed by secret life. What's up with that. Hey get back here

#its so funny to protest being called obsessed with someone only to then constantly bug them #its like in the moment of being called obsessed with Joel hes like uhhhh yikes. then goes home and pens a love note #anyway no i didnt forget bdubs and you dont know this about me but im a ethubs enjoyer first and foremost #but theyre like. beyond whatever this is. bdubs is the hit of sincerity etho cant stand for too long #even if its what he needs to hear sometimes #orrrrrr whatever. #etho #ethoslab #hermitcraft

[skitskatdacat63]

Okay now where's the Seb teddy bear so I can make them kiss each other!?

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#okay btw you can credit the last frame to suzuki #bcs she brought up the pig stuffed animal that seb kept as a good luck charm when he was karting #and suggested the same with fernando's bear :DDD #also feeling weirdly sappy abt the fact that theres pics of fernando in the ferrari garage w an almost identical pig like ?????? #anyways please yes have this random vettonso comic 🥰🥰 #im working on a bigger vettonso drawing rn so i made this quick in the meantime! #icl i saw the fernando teddy bear. and i made the eyebrow post and whatever #but there was also just this image in the back haunting me of him gifting one to seb #I AM DELUSIONAL!!! #its just so cute to imagine it as like 'heres a memento of me to keep you company' 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #funny tho cause i had the same exact imagine for my ocs and i never drew a comic version for them yet drew this real quick #the power of vettonso takes hold of me sometimes..... #tfw you take a break from your vettonso painting youve been working on for a wk+ to go draw a vettonso comic #i have a problem. #ANYWAYS THIS IS SO CUTE WAAAHHHH #drew it as cope bcs in trying to restrain myself from buying the fernando teddy bear #if i cant have it ill make seb have it yknow 🤭🤭🤭 #wah this reminded i should draw more little comics theyre not too hard tbh #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.art

[nat20dyke]

don’t know how to really articulate this properly but I really dislike the way people continuously talk about emily axford’s incredible creativity and system mastery in the context of the men she plays with--like yes I understand she can be a menace to DMs and that is a part of her charm, but I hate how the conversation is boiled down to just that one small feature, to the point of completely ignoring her improv skills, knowledge of the game, strategy, and emotional roleplaying? like why is the entire conversation around her feature on critical role about her being a threat to matt, and not about what an excellent player she is? why is it that an incredibly talented and intelligent woman can only be conceptualized as a threat? when she pulls an amazing move, why is the whole conversation about how she has threatened the DM instead of about how impressive Emily is? I understand that its a joke, I guess I just think the joke is getting old. 

#don't take this too seriously im begging #its funny sometimes!! just. not always. #Emily axford #dimension 20 #critical role #naddpod

[todayisafridaynight]

#ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #daigo dojima #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #im annoyed looking at this jaGELARKGJ #I LIKE MY LNIE ART BUT .... just nthing was clicking with me rtying to shade this #i only meant for this to be a quick thing today but i ended up mulling over it for longer than i wanted so im just throwing it out there #every time i make a rendered drawing of aokis office it always dark as hell like bro PLEASE you have a lamp #theres like ONE instance where i dont make it dark and it was in that goofy Rumor Mill comic #LIKE EVEN THAT COMIC ABOUT ARAKAWA BEING DEAD IT'S DAYTIME YET I STILL MADE IT DARK VJLAKJVAE #ridiculosu. #moving on ive wanted to draw them playing chess for months i just kept. Not Knowing How To Do It #whats funny is that i initially was planning an entirely different thing but i was thinking about that too much i got stressed #so . thats why i worked on this. and then i got stressed over this 💀💀💀 #speaking of chess ive always wanted a chessboard birthday cake with edible pieces .. that a lotta work tho ... #i love chess ... am i good at it probably not but i still lke to play it on my phone sometimes .. #guess ill work on that other thing now that im free and i know what i wanna do now that ive slept on it ... lol ... #mk bye i dont like rendering

[riverrunscold]

Since we're sharing youtube comments, I wanted to share this underrated one

#watcher #watcher entertainment #disappointed but not completely surprised #i haven't watched them in a hot minute and i think this situation made me realize why #all the content is too perfect now. maybe even slightly too long. i say this as someone who loves long videos #i watch retrospectives on shows ive never seen or actively dislike and love every moment of it #but sitting with the silenced of ghost files is just boring now. which i hate to say but it is #there hasn't been any really funny bits in a while either. and the jokes that they do on the set feel not super authentic #that's just me though #im worried they made a bad business decision and it's gonna hurt them. and the situation isn't super serious so i enjoy laughing about it #i really think i was into watcher for a hot minute but sometimes it feels like im slogging through a video just to get a glimmer of #what i used to love #which is super depressing xD

[calamitys-child]

My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.

#kid was very overwhelmed by the theatre environment and panicking and didnt want to see the show cause it looked scary #and the mum was trying to get me to tell the kid its not scary (no i dont lie to kids i told her there are lots of funny bits but a couple #of maybe scary bits too) #and I told her hey listen the bravest thing you can do is tell people you arent comfortable somewhere. youve done so well to do that #and i gave her a program so she can learn more and make an informed decision if she wants to come another time #and i asked her what her favourite things are and she said science and animals and i told her to try the museum its super fun #and her mum was all 'ugh shes a nightmare she's ~on the spectrum~' #and i went yeah me too. and told the kid this isnt for everyone and she did well to tell me and i hope she likes the museum #and like. her mum yelling at her was making everything worse. talking to her like a person with agency? #got her from full panic attack to actively smiling at me in under 5 minutes #sometimes your parents or guardians are in fact being stupid or rude! neurodivergent adults exist! other people see you and hear what you're #saying and won't be mad! #anyway. now IM very overwhelmed but i really hope that kid remembers this and i hope she has a great day #im going to get a coffee and sit under a tree for a while

[natsmagi]

combining 2 old drawings to create a new better drawing. they r so cute

(old)

#its funny bc sometimes im like “yea i have a pretty consistent artstyle. i dont think its changed much” #and like #thats true #but whenever i look at my old art im like WOW what the FUCK IS THAT #every time ppl reblog my old art i contemplate death #i shouldnt have used up my good ideas so early on. i shouldve waited until i was at least a little better #Oh well #god knows ill be saying this about my current art too in a years time #nat rambles #would be so fucking funny if i redrew some of my old m!ntmg art but womanified it #i wont do that bc id feel bad for the men likers out there but its funny to think about

[microwave-core]

Something I love about the Zelda series is how Link and Zelda's relationship can change drastically in between games. Like, in Twilight Princess, the two don't really interact much outside of their first meeting. They have a mutual friend in Midna and that's it. There's not much there platonically, much less romantically. At most it's a "this is my girlfriend Midna and this is Midna's girlfriend Zelda" type of situation.

Then you have the next major release, Skyward Sword, where the two are most definitely in love with each other. They're so super into each other and almost everyone knows that. Unless I'm forgetting an entry, it's the closest zelink has come to being canon without them explicitly stating it's canon. And this dynamic comes after the game where they barely know each other. Love that for them.

#legend of zelda #loz #twilight princess #skyward sword #link #zelda #midna #its been awhile but im pretty sure in tp they interact like three times? #theres the initial meeting and midna's despair arc and the final battle #(hate that i cant use commas in the tags) #sometimes you just need to consume all of the zelda content your measly eyeballs can inject into your brain #help girl im dying from shitty throat disease #the disease? #black lung #<- it's not black lung i just think thats funny to say they put me in the mines for too long dammit

[iaf]

This is so funny to me you guys don't understand

The way they just abruptly land followed by Darius just shoving her off makes me laugh idk

#no- but its not just them #the way the others land after jumping off the monorail is funny too #they just smack onto a tree or the floor like dolls and im over here like #GOD DAMN how are yall still conscious??! #lmao #and i shouldn't laugh because b4 this they lost Ben and then right after they're scared and conflicted #but kids falling is funny sometimes and im not sorry #also these gifs are ugly but IDC #im done rambling #jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #jwcc #darius bowman #brooklynn jwcc #gifs #darlynn #dinostar #iaf.post

[mispatchedgreens]

hello to the other five ppl in here, the premise is 'we got reincarnated and we're inexplicably drawn to each other and we hate each other and we're best friends and we're a weird-atmospheric-dreampop-electronic-house musical duo'

#she who became the sun #the radiant emperor #zhu chongba #general ouyang #i have let's put everyone in a band disease and it's terminal #i have an intense vision in my mind that they're laying down on the carpet parallel to each other feet to head after jamming #and zhu says sth like. do you think we were made to make music together? feels creepy sometimes #also haha esen can be a terrible himbo fuckboy gym bunny in this #apologies for the stupid song names i think im sooo funny #also also yoo every time zhu is described as ugly in the book i was like haha EXACTLY MY TYPE THEN HELLO HANDSOME LESBIAN PERSON #the fender amp almost reading gender is intentional bc no shot is too cheap #my art

[shivroy]

chloeee

#life is strange #lis #chloe price #been playing it lately mostly for the backgrounds (LOL i want to be in oregon. and am not) #im not gonna say this on insta because i dont want to offend their tender hearts but good god the writing in this game sucks nards #its like funny. #chloe especially. girls who suck #in a way that is just like. so at odds with having a play experience thats good #but i sort of love her not in spite of the shitty writing but because of it #sometimes i gotta love a girl because her whole character is YOU SUCK you REFUSE to better yourself throughout the course of anything ever #bae! #im half attached to her and half like What is with you stop actually #also i love how dated the game feels now #every girls fashion........ every guy too you know what #art #digital art #texture #doodle #sketch #life is strange fanart #lis fanart

[iskull]

#own art #theyre going shopping :) #hermitcraft #hermitblr #iskall85 #hc iskall #ethoslab #hc etho #im too tired to colour properly this remains a sketch #also idk where etho with funny ears sometimes comes from but i liked it so he has them here #it might be from 3rd life but alas i have not watched that yet #iskall #etho

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Anyway, Dick's alt universe/alt timeline kids are wild.

There's the Dick and Kori kids, Mar'i Grayson and Jacob (Jake) Grayson:

Mar'i is named after Dick's mom but with a Tamaranian twist and Jake is named after no one. Mar'i and Jake both can absorb energy, project energy and fly. However, only Mar'i has super strength. Jake also almost died at birth because of his mixed DNA and had extreme difficulty controlling his powers. He went from extremely sickly to nuclear bomb at a moments notice. Mar'i took up the mantle of Nightstar, married her uncle (?!?) and had two kids. Jake never picked a 'hero name' but he still helped people. Eventually he had a son that he named Richard.

Then there's the Dick and Babs kids, Johnny and Tommy. They're twins... I think. It's unclear. Either DC forgot the kid's name and started calling him a different name or there are two identical boys. There is speculation that John's (named after Dick's dad) middle name is Thomas and that's where the confusion is. I'm going to assume that there are two kids however, because they grow up to be very different people.

Thomas (named after Bruce's dad) took up the name Red Hood because he thought Jason was very cool. Thomas works very closely with the Bat family however and the name seems to be that only thing of Jason's that Thomas emulates. John got kidnapped as a small child and was experimented on until he developed powers. John has energy projection powers, super strength and flight. He went by the name 'Firepattern'. He was brainwashed by a cult and worked for them until his father found him again as a teenager. John Grayson actually exists in a few timelines but this is the one that gave him more than just a cameo role.

Then there's Elainna Grayson. She is Dick's daughter but they never say who her mother is. Barbara is not her mother because Elainna's mom is dead and Babs is alive in this timeline. Elainna takes up the mantle of Batwoman and fights alongside the Bat family (despite her father's objections)

Anyway... Dick has five different alt kids and three of them have the same powers and the other two took up mantles that weren't his. Very funny stuff right there.

#personally i think it's funny that Johnny Jake and Mar'i all have basically the same powers but Johnny is Babs son #anyway #not my regular content but sometimes i have to share info #there might be other alt kids too #im not super well versed on dicks alt kids so if theres another then add them cause id love to see #dc #dc comics #Nightwing #dick grayson #robin