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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 10 months
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Me: ooohhh... I’m gonna write a fic about [This Character!] It’s gonna be great, I have so many ideas-
Me, 2 days later: I HAVE A FIC IDEA ABOUT [ANOTHER CHARACTER]. IT’S GONNA BE AMAZING!
Me, 2 days later: GUYS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE-
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gambeque · 11 months
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therapy sesh
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toxooz · 3 months
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i Need to take up embroidery now rIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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milomilesmib · 10 months
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Leo: your shirt is giving Tom Nook
Mr. D: ?????
Piper: ooo what's my shirt giving?
Leo: Pintrest girlie
Piper: I'll take it!
Jason: what's my shirt giving?
Leo:
Leo: white boy
Nico: *chokes on his coffee*
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hauntedtotem · 3 months
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sharla x therapy
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99snse · 4 months
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wizardlyghost · 6 months
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hate how i can fully not care about something and outright not want or need the situation to change but still get a lil bit offended by it anyway
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safyresky · 9 months
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Me: I'm gonna do so much after I shower!
Me one shower later: (gets sad, falls asleep on couch, wakes up three hours later like WHAT)
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theloveinc · 1 year
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Constantly torn between wanting to talk about my WIPs and wanting to wait until they’re tangible enough that it makes sense to (which takes… months)
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dan-crimes · 1 year
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Man I really need to add my interests to my pinned post or smth but like that's soo much workk
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snekdood · 1 year
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people will be so terminally jealous of you that they’d rather you reexperience your trauma but somehow in a worse way than just let you live your regular happy life as it has been
#sorry i had privilege over you- real or imagined- but it is what it is#and taking it out on me instead of oh idk. the polticians who are to blame for your shitty situation. isnt gonna make your life any better.#i kinda have no control over your life and its actually not my personal job to give you shit#especially since you're a skeevy fuck who cant be honest about your wants needs and intentions and just pretend to be certain ways#so people stay around you and you get the beenfit of community rather than be the real skeevy fuck you are#like damn maybe if you were real i coulda helped you and we didnt have to go through all of this bs of you pretending you like me#just to get shit out of me#you saw how i looked. you saw how i express myself. you saw my confidence. and you did this out of some weird rageful jealousy#and then once you found out how bullied i was. suddenly im nothing. suddenly all the things you envied so deeply that you have to pretend#i dont exist and im not the reason you draw the way you do now. suddenly im nothing. in spite of apparently being the thing that made you#want to draw again anyways.#you really really do value might makes right even if you dont think you do. like if me being bullied is enough for you to decide im nothing#and you gotta go faun after my bullies then like idk what to tell you duder but thats might makes right lmao#how can i go from being *the sun* to you. from being all of your favorite ocs. to being absolutely nothing short of you having some deep#shame about me now that you know all the shit ppl put me through in hs?#i mean aside from all the shit you made up about me- lets put a pin in that right now okay- bc this is the real reason#lets be honest here.#and yet i know.#deep down. you still kinda envy me. because imma be myself no matter what any of yall do#and thats something you cant do ever. rip off your mask.
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xxsabitoxx · 8 months
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How JJK Men Eat Pussy 2.0
Satoru, Suguru, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna, Yuta, Itadori, Megumi
Warnings: All characters are 18+, this post is explicit smut. As if you couldn’t tell that from the title
A/N: Funny story, I forgot I already wrote this same concept last year… but since I didn’t realize until I finished writing this… imma post it anyways. But if you’d like to see my original thoughts on this topic, you can see them here with an additional 2 characters lol
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Gojo Satoru
He is relentless, especially when he’s in the mood to go down on you. These little moods of his will have him between your legs for hours, multiple times a day. You always like to joke that he knows when you’re ovulating because somehow these little moods seem to fall in sync. If Satoru goes more than three days without you, it’s like he’s going through withdrawals. He’s skilled with his tongue, he’s able to move it in ways and speeds you didn’t know a man could. Typically he’s a tease, he’ll edge you until you have an orgasm so pathetic you can’t even call it one. Ya know, the kinds where you come and don’t feel that satisfaction, just the pulsating ache of needing more. But recently, Satoru discovered how much more fun it is to overstimulate you. He loves the way your finger’s bury in his hair and try to tug him off as he sucks on your clit until you’re sobbing and begging him to ease up. He’ll keep your thighs spread wide, large hands effortlessly keeping them in place while they desperately try and close. He’s also the type to see those “pineapple make’s your cum sweet” articles and come home with enough pineapples to feed a village. He’s not even embarrassed about his reasoning, even if it’s just a myth, his sweet tooth can’t pass up the opportunity. Satoru loves your natural taste, but you surprised him with edible lubes in various fruity and sweet flavors one night… you still recall seeing the sun rise. 
Geto Suguru
He’s a god at eating pussy and you can’t convince me otherwise. Suguru has always been about your pleasure over his, not to say he doesn’t have his selfish moments, but your pleasure is just so much fun to him. He loves the noise, the facial expressions, the smell, the taste. The first time he went down on you, you were convinced he was lying about it being his first time. The ability just came naturally to Suguru. Like Satoru, Suguru loves to tease you. He’ll focus all of his attention on your dripping entrance, only stimulating your clit if his nose bumps it. He loves the way you squirm, his nails leaving crescent shaped nail marks in the plump flesh of your thighs as he holds you in place. He loves your breathless gasps, his long hair tickling your thighs as he eats you out, only adding to the stimulation that’s making your toes curl. Suguru loves to make you beg, pulling his mouth away from your cunt to just barely flick his tongue over your clit. He’ll stop all together just to taunt you until you’re sobbing, begging him to do something. He has a whole album on his phone dedicated to you, most of the content being videos of him eating you out, some he even made you take just so he could see the camera shake with your effort to keep it straight and hear your noises better. He puts on a show for you, slurping and sucking and moaning just to feel your thighs tremble as you moan with him. 
Nanami Kento
Eating you out is a stress reliever for Nanami… so it happens like very fucking day. Lord help me this man will spend hours edging you, cheek pressed into your thigh as he lazily licks and nips at your cunt. He can’t think about anything but you when he is between our legs, moaning and whining his name like a beautiful lullaby. He’ll let you cum eventually, but for the time being you are completely at his mercy. Nanami is the type to wake you up with his head between your legs, especially on nights where he comes home late and you’re already passed out in bed. He’ll make out with your cunt honestly, licking and sucking and nipping at your folds until he can’t tell if you’re wet from his saliva or your own arousal. The answer is both. He doesn’t care for any of the fancy shit, so don’t bother with flavored lubes or eating particular fruits to try and alter your taste, he just wants you and you alone. I feel like this man has a scent kink so the smell of your arousal honestly gets him going even more. He prefers eating you out in bed, mostly because he’s tired and nothing feels better to him than laying on his plush mattress while using your thighs as his pillow. He’s a whore for face sitting by the way, even less of his energy needs to be put into  that, especially when you’re grinding your cunt against his tongue. Nanami’s other favorite thing to do is use his tie to bind your wrists, that way you really can’t interrupt him.
Fushiguro Toji
I had to restart Toji’s so many times because I got too aggressive. Listen, this bummy ass bitch will eat you out till the sunrises and he will make a fucking mess of you while he does it. Toji will eat you out and finger fuck you until you’re screaming. He’ll give you a “break” by stuffing you full with his dick and then get back to work eating you out again after he blew his load in you. Filthy bitch. He’ll eat you out anytime, anywhere, any position. He’ll never turn down the opportunity and depending on your relationship with him, this bitch may even charge you for his services. Which is just another way he likes to tease you, watching you whine and squirm while you cough up the money he wants. He’ll call you pathetic as he gets on his knees and basically rips your underwear off of you, commenting the whole time about how much of a whore you are… like he ain’t selling his body to you rn. This man will somehow make you feel inferior, but you can’t be bothered when his tongue is lapping at your cunt like a starved man. Toji will make sure your thighs and your cunt are swollen, bruised, overstimulated, and sore by the time he’s done with you. Your cunt is puffy from his sucking and biting, thighs littered in dark marks and teeth indents. He'd go as far as to find a marker and write “cum dumpster” on you if he was really in the mood to see you sob.
Ryomen Sukuna
Listen, you thought Toji could be mean? Sukuna is ten times worse. The thing is, the king of curses actually likes to eat pussy but he won’t admit it. But that is not to say he can’t live without it, Sukuna is selfish and really only prefers things that pleasure him in the process. But, when you’re sobbing, pathetically begging him to go down on you, he may just crack. Especially if you’re looking at him with watery eyes, swollen lips from sucking him off, your neck littered with bite marks and bruises. Oh, and, if you’ve made him cum, he’s more likely to agree and indulge you. If you manage to convince the king of curses to go down on you, don’t expect him to be easy on you. His nails are digging into the flesh of your thighs, blood dripping slowly as he eats you out with so much force it’s borderline painful. He’s using his tongue and his teeth, nipping at your folds and even grazing your clit with them until he can tell your sobs are a breathless mix of pleasure and pain. If we’re talking true form Sukuna, I promise you he won’t stop until you’ve blacked out. He’ll use one set of arms to hold your waist while the other set keeps your thighs spread. He’s forcefully dragging your cunt over the long tongue that protrudes from his stomach, occasionally stopping just to hold you still as he spreads you open and stuffs you with the same tongue, watching you yelp and moan as he toys with you. 
Okkotsu Yuta
If you look up the definition of “pussy drunk” you’ll see a picture of Yuta. This man cannot go down on you without becoming delirious. Your body puts him in a trance, he can’t even explain the way you make him feel. Yuta is all about body worship and his favorite way to go about it is having his face shoved between your legs for hours. He’s just as vocal as you are while he eats you out, groaning and whining against your cunt until the vibrations are making your eyes roll back as you cum again. He’ll be kneading your thighs as he eats, squeezing them like stress balls and hitting nerves that send sparks of electricity all the way to your toes and all the way up to the base of your neck. Without even trying, Yuta will manage to overstimulate you until you’re unironically going cross-eyed, fingers twitching as they bury in his hair and try to pull him off so you can catch your breath. Yuta is still a bit shy when it comes to being intimate outside of the privacy of your home. But that doesn’t mean he won’t drag you into the nearest bathroom and eat you out against the bathroom stall. In this sense, he’s almost cocky when someone unknowingly enters the bathroom only to see two sets of feet in one of the stalls. Not to mention the noises are echoing. Yuta lives to see your eyes going wide from embarrassment as he doesn’t stop, your noises are uncontrollable as he tongue fucks you. The poor bastard who entered the bathroom with the intention of properly using it just muttered under their breath and walked out.
Itadori Yuji
Yuji is eager, so, so damn eager. He wants to do anything and everything that brings you pleasure so when it comes to eating you out, he’s determined to be great at it. Yuji is the type to ask you for “practice” or “lessons” which is just his way of indirectly asking if he can eat you out. Most of the time, it’s an offer you can’t refuse, because as fate would have it, Yuji isn’t bad at anything. He’s so praise focused, eyes glued to your face as he flicks his tongue along your folds and waits for you to tell him he’s doing good. He’ll slow down when your praise isn’t coming fast enough because he wants you to beg. Yuji is a sucker for adding fingers to the mix, as much as he loves making you cum with just his tongue, he sees no point in limiting your pleasure for his own confidence boost. Kind of contradictory since he likes when you beg. Yuji is also the type to wake you up with his head between your legs, just slowly lapping at your cunt while also rutting his hips into the mattress, trying to not wake you up until you’re coming. He finds it so pretty when you wake up gasping, completely unable to restrict any of your noises as you orgasm. It’s important to mention that Yuji is a sucker for 69-ing and face sitting, he loves, loves, feeling your plush thighs caging in his head. He can’t get enough of the way your body settles so nicely into him, no longer afraid of “suffocating him” by sitting all the way down on him.
Fushiguro Megumi
He won’t admit it but he loves to eat you out. Megumi is shy at heart so even if he’s been with you for years, he can still get embarrassed when telling you how badly he wants to go down on you. He’s focused when he does get between your legs, hands gripping your thighs or hips while his tongue laps greedily at your cunt. Megumi loves to tongue fuck you, just because he knows it’s not enough stimulation to make you cum but enough to make you embarrassingly wet. He’s a bit mean at first, not willing to let you come until he feels you’ve earned it. He’ll stop abruptly just to sink his teeth into your inner thighs, not stopping until you’re gasping as the pain turns bruising. He’ll admire the teeth indents he’s left on your skin while his nails are scratching down your other thigh, tongue moving to wiggle against your clit until your hips are bucking. Megumi finds toys to be very hit or miss, but he’s found a love for stuffing you with a vibrator while putting all of his attention on your clit. Megumi’s preferred method of “torture” depends on his mood, either he’ll edge you until you’re begging or overstimulate you until you’re crying. He’s very private when it comes to these things… unless he’s jealous. Much like Yuta, he will not hesitate to drag you somewhere private while out in public to remind you of who you belong to. 
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dalek-101 · 10 months
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About to have a panic attack so newsies is here to calm me down thank god
#newsies#imma vent in the tags dont mind me#ig for context i go to secondary school#my friend got a boyfriend at the start of the year and we didnt like him much anyway#but then he started always hanging around us and at some point he was just always there and we were expected to wait for him after lessons#it got worse and worse#she started neglecting us kinda#but we let it slide#theyre the kinda gross couple that are always touching and kissing and making everyone around them uncomfortable#so we put up with it for the whole year#eventually we started talking to her about it#but she just shut down#and said shes trying#but she didnt#so it just got worse and worse#and i started to enjoy days she wasnt at school because that meant he wasnt there either#i just want my friends#and he isnt one#so about a month ago we pulled her aside to talk to her about it and she fucking turned around to make eye contact with him while we were#talking and then after saying she was doing stuff and had a plan (which she never told us)#she just walked off#and then she just started being distant that day and apparently started avoiding us like we had had a massive argument#then we made up#as long as there was a compromise that he would go away at least once a day#she didnt hold up her end of the deal obviously#then there were a few arguments over the past month#the most recent one was bad and she just started spouting a bunch of bullshit as if she hadnt been a terrible friend to us all year#im so angry at her and she is so out of line its making me want to physically vonit#idk how school is gonna be tomorrow but i have an exam and a showcase so i rlly dont need this rn#anyway that was long so sorry to anyone who actually read this
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evanbuckleysarms · 11 months
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I think it’s a UTI. The cat has peed on the bed 3 times in the past week. Husband thinks I’m overreacting and that she is just anxious. And while it COULD just be her feeling insecure and stressed from going to the vet last week - I think it’s better to be safe than sorry and get her on some antibiotics.
Also upgrading her entire litter box system to hopefully prevent this in the future and impress the kitten when she comes home with us in a few weeks.
Now fingers crossed this is the end so I can stop spending money.
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pizzapizzadickz · 2 years
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#diary#personal#mn. i sent an email today like planned. how nice. honestly it took me 1h and 30 mins or so....#which honeslty isnt half bad for me. in the end i just clicked send bc if i didnt i would keep tweaking it for hours#which then turns into weeks and months.... and ive already put this off for basically 2-3 months now#honestly im just impressed i sent it at all in the end. i was hella stressed n shaking and i had to doodle to calm myself down lmao#im sorta spent now. im like kinda dreading having to send emails back n shit if i gotta.#i. dont know how long i can keep up the fake professionalism lmao#and i just know im gonna get all wrapped up in things.#its always funny tho bc distractions like this sorta help with my just. overall meltdowning.#haha. bc i go from wanting to cry to like. just researching how to fix *vaguely gestures* this all#and i find that sorta calming ig? idk. im rly tired now#i usually go to bed earlier than this. well. no i dont. but i got up at six so i should be asleep by now.#well either way i guess i did well enough for today. time to sleep. not like imma be getting an email back today#now begins the anxious wait for a message back. how fun. how often do you think ill check lmao. probably like every few hours#mn. i should unwind maybe but i wanna sleep. idk. either way im fucking off. bye bye yall (i say to no one in particular)#(maybe theres a cricket im saying by to? hes important yknow lmao - but hey. this is just rly my diary anyways. bc im too lazy to keep one)
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greatshell-rider · 2 years
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re: my own tags on a previous post i am too lazy to paste them here but needletail’s talk with violetshine is so shoddily done and i am offended on their behalf. first off it’s in alderheart’s point of view and like. that’s nice that he and needletail got to talk too, they deserved to have that, but COME ON. this whole book (well. some of it sigh) you have needletail’s ghost trying to track violetshine down, violetshine has awful dreams in which needletail disdains her, you have violetshine begging for forgiveness and understanding and reassurance that her one closest friend in ALL HER LIFE still cares for her and doesn’t regret sacrificing her life to save her, doesn’t blame her for anything- and in this scene where they finally talk, it is two lines. two pages before the end of the book. and in alderheart’s point of view
THROWS UP MY HANDS CMON
#truly what fanfiction is for. let the two have a damn conversation dear gods#author builds things up halfway to a point that it could get so juicy and interesting and then just drops the ball- chucks it over their sho#shoulder like nah nevermind imma just call it good here#TAKE THE SHOT DUMBASS. HOOP IS RIGHT THERE. DAMN FREE THROW CMON#and anyway alderheart and needletail's relationship could've been juicer too. thankfully it was never romantic but hhhhhhhh it could've been#so much more. friendships are so good and so undervalued and always forgotten and kicked to the curb and it's a fuckin travesty#*tragedy#gnashing my teeth#really let the ball drop on alderheart's character too i think. he was pretty interesting in the first couple books#a medicine cat apprentice with a close connection to starclan but stuffed full of anxiety#rarely agrees with bramblestar (cuz he's a bitch) and it would be so neat! to have a medicine cat like constantly rubbing the wrong way with#their leader like. so often clan leaders boss their medicine cats around or ignore them or refuse to let them do their job but alderheart ha#has a nice rebellious/noble/gotta do the right thing no matter what streak that could've functioned really well in him doing ANYTHING to see#a prophecy fulfilled. even at the price of disobeying his leader and possibly harming the clan's personal sake yknow yknow#COULD'VE BEEN SPICY#COULD'VE BUILT UP ALDERHEART TO PUT ALL HIS TRUST IN STARCLAN ONLY TO BE CRUELLY BETRAYED/DISAPPOINTED/LET DOWN#but no no for the past few books he's just. wandered about worrying over things but never doing anything about them. worried about needletai#needletail but never checking on her#worrying about skyclan and the rogues but never confronting that#worrying about the new prophecy and the six toed cat but only going looking the once#worrying about the clans falling apart but never pushing to reestablish connections or make deals or try and assist in their problems#make alderheart a diplomat medicine cat that would've been cool#i simply think alderheart would have benefited from learning a thing or two from needletail and rebelled a bit#see if they'd spent more time together they could have learned from each other. 'bad influence' this and that but they were good for each ot#other and the story could've gone a neat direction if the author had cared enough to let them interact beyond the first two books :P#>:(#anyway. once again complaining about shittily written children series about feral cats you are very welcome *takes a bow*#can't believe there are still two more books in this series slkdfjsldfjsdfskj yes there's a lot to wrap up still but whenever they even star#start to fix one problem another one (or the same one let's be honest) boils up and the first problem gets ignored lmao. how many more proph#prophecies will we get in these last two books alone
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