literally all that ed wants is to be a bride, retire in a nice inn where everyone likes him, and to be fucking silly. he just wants to have fun with someone he loves and smile and laugh be warm and feel beautiful. is that too much to ask?
i just want a naturally quiet reader, who while in a relationship only lets out quiets moans and whimpers, but after a couple of months together, their s/o decides they want to hear more
Kory, Roy, Bernard and Jon being in the Wayne mansion and (affectionately) trash talking dating a Bat
Bonus: Jon is not even dating Damian (yet - they are in this akward will they will they not period) and Kory & Roy are also exes
Like, i dunno it sounds so funny in my head??
And like Selina joining them at some point and they create a group chat called something like "Bats SO" just to vent about their respective Bat
And it low key drives the Bats insane???
And like other people get wind of it so another group chat is created like "People victimized by the Bats" where they add like Clark, Wally, Kon and it just gets more insane
like i said, it sounds crazy funny in my head but im not funny enough to write this kind of crack
(i also mention those for SO just because those are my main bat ships but if anyone wants to write this, feel free to add more SO + bff)
(could anyone refer any of those kind of fics if it exists? im flexible with ships tho I'd love to see Kory in it)
for season 2 I want slow burn Rhaenicent to really burn. Like for a start Rhaenyra telling Daemon that Alicent might have put Aegon to the throne but that she would have never wanted for Lucerys to die, and asking him to let her deal with her alone. Alicent trying to apologize for this act somehow, by sending ravens or envoys. Rhaenyra abducting Alicent with Syrax (finally on dragon back!) and them having a moment when all the anger and rage and passion and tears are let out after which they are not slightly better than before but at least they would have had the chance to face each other far away from peering eyes and will give the fandom the angst and rhaenicent content to talk about for months after, lol.
I don’t think I have EVER been this sad to wake up from a dream. I was hanging out with some people that in the dream I was friends with. I hugged one of them and then made a teasing comment. He looked down at me (he was a fair bit taller) and smirked and said “don’t you know who I am?” And one of the other people giggled and sayd, “oh you’re in trouble. He’s a tickle monster”
AND THEN I WOKE UP
This is almost worse than most of the nightmares I’ve had lately 😭