Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.
What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.
Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.
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kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast
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me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??
misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore
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He’s a 10 but he reads Hemingway and is emotionally unavailable
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*opens my trench coat and flashbangs you with this*
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a little diary about trying to find a middle ground between being spiritual and being a schizophrenic
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I’ve watched a few Chinese court dramas growing up and I have to say, nobody got game like Mao Mao
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