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better-call-mau1 · 8 months
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weebsinstash · 3 months
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losing my mind over the idea of Lucifer being swerved every time by an oblivious reader. He “casually” drops how he used to pull wives at the drop of a hat and reader just goes “that’s great Lucy ☺️” and wanders off while bro is going through the stages of grief
I just love the idea of like, a Reader who GENUINELY IS oblivious and isn't trying to troll him by any means, you ARE just completely unable to fathom this man is coming on to you or legitimately means the things he says.
You're sitting there after Husker made you a tequila for the first time and you're sipping on it and Lucifer's just plopping down in the next stool over, "there was once a time in the past I shared a tequila with a woman, and, well, let's just say 9 months later my daughter Charlie was born!" and you reply without any hesitation at all, "yeah! you know, this is my first time trying tequila but I think it's really nice, although everything Husker makes me is pretty tasty so I've been trying lots of new stuff recently! like the other night I had my first shot of absinthe with Alastor and the taste was so--" and Husker is FACEPALMING and Lucifer is... honestly I think it would be really cute if he ADORES when you show your interests and passions when you start ranting about stuff, so he's like, even when he's mentally gritting his teeth with frustration, he'll be sitting there watching you doe eyed for as long as you want to talk, entertaining any of your long winded tangents or rapidly changing conversational topics
Ugh... you don't understand... the allure of being a tiny fragile human and he's. Well also tiny but he's this ancient inhuman creature who's also just A Silly Loving Family Man. Like. He's ALL POWERFUL. He can pull you into a singing dancing musical where he can make whatever he wants appear, he CAN basically warp materials and reality however he pleases, like... just...he's the small full package who probably HAS a full package if you know what I mean 😏 don't even look at me but characters like him n deku got me thinking about being fawned over by cute guys who are shorter than you but can absolutely easily overpower you without breaking a sweat and are more hung than nature should really allow
Seduction can be a fine line between sexy and cringey and can you imagine he says something to you that just, it just does NOT land. He's got you on your back in your bed and he's above you, with his hand directly under your chin, and he purrs that he wants to plant his seed directly in the fertile soil of your garden and you just LAUGH IN HIS FACE, like "BITCH WHAT?!" Like you CRUSH HIM, FATALITY, man is suffering psychic and emotional damage, you are chipping away at his health bar as you sit there "Haha, you're so goofy Mr Morningstar 🤣 you always know how to make me laugh" and he's HUFFING and laughing in frustration, "OKAY, let's try this again! When I'm done with you, Charlie might have a new sibling on the way!"
"Awww thank you! Charlie's already like a sister to me but I'm glad you're seeing it literally 🥰"
Can you imagine it. The ultimate cockblock. Giving him the ultimate swerve, hitting him with the ultimate grand slam, "YOU'RE LIKE THE FATHER I NEVER HAD" like, how can he possibly stick his dick in you now he knows you see him as YOUR DAD 🥺❤️ He can't VIOLATE his BABY (or can he 😳🤔)
Can't stop thinking about Reader who is completely unaware that this man is unhinged levels of Down Bad until the very moment he's wrestling you down to either fuck you or have a full on love confession. You're just goofing around and palling around and occasionally giving him hugs where you smush your titties or whatever in his face because he's the perfect height and you love to tease him and, then, to YOU, he's 'suddenly without warning' trying to kiss you, say all these passionate things to you, putting his hands in places they've never been before--
I'm still hung up on... the idea of Lucifer impregnating the Reader and you have your little you know cute apple womb tattoo and. I just know he'd be fussing and cooing and like ANNOYING levels of lovey dovey, baby talking your belly before you're even showing. He'd wanna get married with a big fancy flashy wedding to show you off. He'd wanna announce to all of Hell he has a new spouse and want everyone to fear/worship/respect/adore you. He's making this baby SO MANY GIFTS with his own two hands, you have no idea. Duck themed cribs, duck themed onesies, duck themed ducks, he'll make it all! In fact he'll make too many! But, still not enough to satisfy him! Everything has to be perfect, for you, for the baby, for his growing lovely family!
I dunno. Don't expect me to be normal about the fact the man can shapeshift either... he's about to slither right into my incognito tabs...
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steddiealltheway · 10 months
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!!!!! Tw: faked suicide not by Steve or Eddie. There are ⚠️⚠️⚠️ before and after the most graphic parts which can be skipped without needing too much context. I tried to be vague but it can still be triggering. !!!!! (Thank you everyone tagging it as such)
A sort of different type of TikTok Modern AU…
Eddie Munson is a famous rockstar and honestly doesn’t post much on TikTok, but he occasionally finds himself scrolling though the app which is how he finds Steve.
He’s gorgeous. Exactly Eddie’s type with luscious, gravity defying hair, a sharp jaw, pretty lips, and he bets if he had a closer look, Steve would have the most charming eyes. It’s a shame the camera is so far away from him, and Eddie almost wonders why until Billy Hargrove is in the shot.
Eddie’s stomach sours at the sight of the man. Yes, he’s attractive, even Eddie could admit that, but there was something about him that made Eddie feel uncomfortable. Plus, there were a few scandals surrounding the tiktoker regarding previous racist Tweets and comments which he has responded to with a thrust trap to “Nobody’s Perfect” by Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana.
So yeah. Eddie didn’t particularly like him and the stuff he got away with just because he’s hot.
He tunes back into the video which has him holding his finger to his lips, and Eddie is already rolling his eyes. The caption says, “Pranking my boyfriend, Steve 🤣😱” and Eddie can already tell it has to be fake with all the dramatics that Steve just happens to not see.
But then Billy carefully sneaks behind the couch where Steve is sitting and dumps a bucket full of water and ice onto him which has the man yelling and standing up in shock. He stands still for a minute and then yells, “Why the fuck would you do that, Billy??”
The tone and overall reaction has Eddie actually wonder if the video is fake or if Steve is just a really good actor. But he watches it again and notices that the man doesn’t look toward the camera once and something about that makes him feel really uneasy.
Eddie has to reason with himself, if the man is dating Billy Hargrove then he must not be a great person, and maybe he deserved the bucket of ice water. But Eddie still closes out of the app and tries his best not to think about it.
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He opens the app a few days later, having forgotten about the whole incident until he comes across another video by Billy and the word “prank” in his caption catches Eddie’s eye. He sighs wondering why it’s on his for you page, but right before he swipes past it, he catches the gist of the prank.
Billy fills a syringe with mayonnaise and injects it into a donut, and then it cuts to him giving it to Steve from a camera that once again seems to be hidden although Billy keeps glancing at it with a smirk on his face and evil in his eyes. Steve, on the other hand, doesn’t glance toward the camera, but his face lights up with glee when he’s handed the donut. “You got this for me?” He asks in an awe filled tone as if the donut means the world to him.
“Yeah, why don’t you take a big ol’ bite of it for me?” Billy asks, voice low. Eddie watches as Steve shifts uncomfortably and puts the donut down.
“This isn’t another prank, is it? You know I don’t like them,” Steve says which honestly surprises Eddie. His tone is entirely genuine, and he feels like he’s peering in on a private moment.
“Of course not baby. Told you I’d stop,” Billy replies with a big smile.
Eddie can’t help but click on the caption: “Simple prank makes boyfriend storm out!” With a shit ton of hashtags that Eddie doesn’t bother reading.
Sure enough, Steve bites into the donut and immediately spits it out. He doesn’t say a word, just shakes his head and storms out of room.
Billy laughs loudly, “Oh, don’t be like that, babe! You know that was funny as shit!”
Eddie opens the comments, and is surprised to find people actually defending the prank. There are some people who comment shit like, “date me instead! I would never get mad at your pranks 🥵”
There’s only one comment that says, “Don’t really find this funny.” But it’s swarmed with hate comments from Billy’s fans that has Eddie scoffing as he scrolls onto the next video. He watches for a few seconds before scrolling back up when he realizes something. He looks at the date of the TikTok and realizes it was posted the previous month which means…
Eddie sighs realizing that him looking through Billy’s videos will only give him more attention and views, but he needs to know how long this has been going on for. And he really needs to find out if Steve is in on any of it or at least had gotten Billy back.
He begrudgingly clicks on Billy’s profile and scrolls through. He finds several videos with the thumbnail being of Steve mid reaction to a prank, and Eddie notices that every time, the camera is far away, and there doesn’t seem to be a single video of him up close.
The whole thing doesn’t feel right to Eddie. But what can he do about it? It’s not like he can report the videos. He could simply just block Billy and try to forget it all.
He scrolls back to the top and accidentally refreshes the page. He’s about to block him when he notices a new video pop up, where Steve looks like he’s in the middle of a panic attack. Eddie immediately presses on it.
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Billy smiles at the camera, no shirt in sight as he laughs, “This is my biggest prank yet. Steve should be home in less than a minute. And look,” he holds up his phone and shows a bathtub filled with red water that almost looks like blood.
Eddie’s shaky hand covers his mouth. He wouldn’t.
Billy laughs and continues, “I sent him a text that says ‘I’m sorry’ and a picture of an empty pill bottle, and he’s been texting me non stop for the past few minutes. Shit, he’s on his way now so it’s time for me to hide my phone and make this look as real as possible.”
Eddie watches as Billy puts his phone on a shelf and seemingly stacks towels up to cover his phone and hold it in place. He looks away when Billy takes out a bottle of fake blood and stages a suicide. He practically shakes with anger. Steve has to be in on this. He has to just be a good actor.
Eddie’s stomach drops when he hears Steve yelling Billy’s name rushing through the house. He bursts through the door and falls against the wall in shock. “Tell me this is a damn prank Billy. Billy…” he gets closer and shakes him. “Billy!” He yells shaking. “Shit. Shit. No no no. Fuck. What the fuck…”
Steve sits next to the tub and puts his head in his hands having a panic attack. Billy’s eyes open and he winks at the camera before grabbing Steve’s shoulders and yelling, “Boo.” He starts cackling loudly as Steve confusedly looks around trying to catch his breath. “I got you so good!” Billy yells through laughter.
Steve shakily gets up, tears streaming down his face and runs. Billy gets out of the tub and makes his way to his phone. “Don’t worry, I’ll make it up to him later,” he says with a wink before the video ends.
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Eddie sits as the video reloops. He’s shaking with anger. He doesn’t think as he duets the video and mutes the other audio. “This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen. These ‘couple pranks’ are stupid enough and not funny, but to fake a suicide and call it a joke… you have to be an extra type of fucked up asshole. There aren’t enough words to describe how evil of a human being you have to be to do something like this to someone you love. I don’t care if this is staged or not. This is not okay. And fuck you.” Eddie quickly censors Billy’s half of the video with a note of “watch at your own risk.” He doesn’t care if his manager is pissed or if his account is filled with Billy’s fans hating on him or whatever. He presses the post button and turns off his phone. He needs fresh air.
He grabs his keys, a hat, and sunglasses, and makes his way out of his apartment. Hopefully the damn paparazzi back the fuck off today. He makes it down his street and walks quickly, fuming with anger. He weaves in and out of people and curses the busy LA streets.
He turns the corner and rams right into someone walking at an equally fast rate. He holds onto the stranger to steady himself and keep them up. “Sorry,” the man chokes out and Eddie is about to brush it off when he realizes he recognizes him.
“Steve?” He asks. He knew Billy lived in Los Angeles but he didn’t know he lived so close. The thought makes him kind of sick to his stomach. He thinks he might punch him if he ever saw him in person.
Steve wipes at his face and narrows his eyes at Eddie. “Sorry, do I know you?”
Eddie glances around before lifting up his sunglasses and hat, waiting for Steve to recognize him enough to gain his trust. Instead, Steve just stares at him blankly.
Eddie’s heart races. This has never really happened to him. He puts on the hat and sunglasses sheepishly. “Uh, I’m Eddie. I know you from Billy’s TikToks.”
Steve just tilts his head in confusion. His eyes are red and puffy. He wonders if Billy posted the video so soon after his prank and if Steve is currently in the aftermath of it. “Um,” Steve says and clears his throat, “Was I in the background or something? He told me I wasn’t in his TikToks.”
Eddie’s heart drops. He opens his phone and goes to Billy’s TikTok, ignoring the way his own TikTok is blowing up. He turns his phone to Steve and picks a less traumatizing prank to show him.
Steve grabs his phone and his eyes widen. A look of confusion crosses over his face that slowly turns into realization and numbness. “He’s been using me for views after promising he wouldn’t, isn’t he? I even asked if the pranks were somehow stupid content but he said they weren’t. He…” he trails off and shakes his head. “Sorry, I don’t mean to be unloading all of this onto you.”
Eddie shakes his head. “No, no. It’s okay. I’m sorry that I told you.”
He watches as Steve numbly nods and scrolls presumedly through Billy’s profile. He looks down at the screen and back at Eddie. “Is this you?” Steve asks hesitantly as he turns the phone back to him.
Eddie confusedly looks at his phone and sees that Billy has apparently replied to his TikTok already. Then, to his left, he hears a bit of commotion and sees some cameras flashing. Fuck. “Do you trust me?” Eddie asks.
Steve looks at his phone and back at Eddie.
Yeah, that’s a lot to ask of him. “Okay, how about this? You keep my phone, and we run back to my apartment around the corner and talk in private before we both end up in shitty magazines?”
Steve tilts his head and glances toward where a few people with cameras make their way to them yelling, “Eddie! Eddie Munson!”
“You’re not a famous serial killer or something, right?”
“Musician,” Eddie says and holds out his hand. “One who hates Billy Hargrove.”
Steve looks down at his hand and takes it running alongside Eddie who tries not to think about the stories that might come out of this. Gosh, he thought his biggest scandal would be when he came out as gay.
He makes his way back to his apartment telling his doorman, “Paparazzi! He’s with me!”
Hopper just nods in response and opens the door quickly. Eddie sighs in relief when he makes it through and to the elevator. Steve looks at him and asks, “How offended are you that I don’t know you?”
Eddie laughs. “Mildly, but it’s a relief really.” He realizes that isn’t the biggest concern in the moment and changes the subject. “Are you okay?”
Steve sighs and runs a hand through his hair. He opens his mouth but the elevator dings, and Steve almost looks relieved. Eddie doesn’t press it as he leads him to his apartment. “Make yourself at home. Do you want water, coffee, tea, soda, or anything?”
Steve numbly shakes his head, so Eddie grabs two bottles of water and two cokes from his fridge. He puts them down on his coffee table and sits on the couch, watching as Steve kind of hovers in his living room with his arms crossed. “I won’t bite, and I certainly won’t pressure you to do anything. But you can sit on the couch if you like.”
Steve eyes him and asks timidly, “You’re not in on anything with Billy, right?”
It breaks his heart seeing and hearing how on edge these pranks have made Steve. “Fuck no. I promise on my guitar I have never had anything to do with Billy and I never will. Well… unless you count me calling him out on his shit on TikTok.”
The words seem to get through to Steve who sits down on the couch next to Eddie while keeping his distance. “So… that’s why you were on his TikTok.”
Eddie’s heart hammers. He nearly forgot that Billy had apparently dueted his own video. “Yeah, but it has to be really new because I only posted mine literally a minute before I ran into you.”
Steve looks down at Eddie’s phone still in his hands. “Why?”
“Why what?” Eddie asks genuinely confused.
“Why did you call him out?” Steve asks, not sounding angry just… curious.
Eddie shifts and play with a string on one of the rips of his jeans. “His most recent video with the faked suicide. That wasn’t fucking cool, man. None of the pranks he’s done have been okay. And I’m sorry that you were put through them - especially this last one.”
Steve’s face turns almost white. “He posted that? Was I… was I in it? Like… my entire breakdown was…” he trials off as Eddie slowly nods. “Fuck,” Steve says burying his face in his hands. Eddie is about to apologize or go on a rant about how much he hates Billy Hargrove when Steve asks, “Can I see the video you made?”
Eddie’s cheek flush red, but he replies, “Yeah, uh, I don’t exactly remember what I said because I kind of went into a fit of rage and posted whatever came to mind. But yeah, my password is 051599.”
Steve types the password into his phone, and stares at the screen blankly. He looks at Eddie and asks, “I’m not on social media… ever so… could you show me?”
Eddie nods and slides over until he’s a few inches away from the beautiful man, and he does his best to try not to think too hard about how attractive he finds him as he goes to his profile and presses on his recent video. His nose scrunches up at the sound of his own voice, but he doesn’t disagree with anything he said. Billy Hargrove is a dick.
“Can I see the comments?” Steve asks. Eddie nods and clicks on them.
“Woah,” Eddie can’t help but say as he sees blue checkmark after blue checkmark. The top comments are from @ ronancetheromance with the couple saying: “Only an absolutely vile person is capable of such a fucked up prank. #SaveSteve”. Another from @ willthewise: “remember to comment on here instead of the original video so it can get less attention!! #savesteve”. Several of the rest of the streamers who call themselves “The Party” reply to Will’s with the hashtag “SaveSteve”.
“Who are these people?” Steve asks as he scrolls through the comments. He comes across one from @ billyfan4everandalways saying: “Watch Billy’s new video and stop being so quick to judge!!”
Eddie clicks on the replies, and the top liked one - having more likes than the original comment - is from @ ericasinclair: “that ugly mullet man’s explanation is bullshit and everyone knows it. let Steve talk for himself or I’m not buying it. #SaveSteve #CancelBilly”
Eddie nearly follows the girl, but realizes that Steve had asked a question. “Most of them I don’t know personally honestly.”
“Then why are they defending me? I’m nobody,” Steve says as if it’s a common fact.
Eddie turns off his phone and puts it down, properly facing Steve. “I know I don’t know you well, but you are not nobody. And these people are defending you not only because Billy is a dick, but this prank stuff is abusive and shouldn’t be normalized especially with the following he has. Nobody should go through that.”
Steve turns slightly red and looks away before asking, “Can we watch his reply?”
Eddie shudders a bit at the thought, but turns on his phone and goes to his page. “Are you sure? I haven’t seen it yet either, and I’m a little prone to getting pissed at him.”
“I’m sure,” Steve says and even reaches over to open the video.
Billy still has fake blood on him and is scrubbing it off with an angry look on his face. He looks at the camera every so often, and it’s clear that he’s staring at himself in a mirror. What a fucking asshole. “These pranks are harmless, and even my boyfriend would agree with that. He enjoys them and he makes sure to show me how much once the cameras stop rolling and his shock has died off,” Billy says so with a smirk on his face that sends chills down Eddie’s body. “So, stop making assumptions about me and my boyfriend and keep making shitty music instead asshole.” The video ends with him flipping off the camera.
“Charming,” Eddie comments, pausing the video so it doesn’t endlessly loop, and turns to see Steve’s reaction. He runs a hand through his hair and shakes his head.
“He’s lying. I’ve been begging him to stop for weeks. Even slept on the couch in protest. But that last one was the last straw. I just… don’t know where to go,” Steve sits back against the couch and mumbles, “Fuck.”
Eddie shifts and looks at him. “Do you have any friends or family that could take you in?”
Steve laughs humorlessly. “My parent disowned me when they found out I was dating Billy. Didn’t want a bi son ruining the family image. I had to move in with Billy, and he used to be sweet really. Well… I thought he was for the first three months. When his TikTok career took off he moved to LA, and I felt like I had no choice but to go with him. I grew apart from the few friends I had before the move, and I was just stuck with Billy here. And I… I don’t know,” Steve sighs and puts his head in his hands. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to dump all of this on you. I just… haven’t really had anyone to talk to.” The man lifts his head, his eyes are tired and filled with unshed tears. He’s gorgeous really, but that’s the last thing Eddie needs to be thinking about.
Eddie takes a moment to consider things. Steve seems like a good guy. He has plenty of extra room in his too big apartment and money to spare that he doesn’t know what to do with. Honestly, he’s not meant for this lifestyle and never has been. He’s happy that his uncle Wayne is retired and living comfortably off his too big income, but it’s lonelier than he imagined it to be.
And with that thought Eddie tells Steve, “Then live here for a while. No pranks. I won’t use you for clout or whatever. I have a guest bedroom with its own private bathroom, and I usually never have visitors. And I hate parties, so you don’t have to worry about that either. I may be writing songs in the middle of the night, but my music room is fairly soundproof. And trust me, I would appreciate the company or feeling like my money is going toward something important.”
Steve stands up and shakes his head. “It’s okay, man. I don’t want your charity. You’ve already done enough.”
Eddie stays on the couch and says, “Please, Steve, stay a week or just a few days. If you hate it here, I’ll help you get on your way. But trust me when I say you’ll help me too. It’s…” he sighs and runs a hand over his face, “It’s lonely in LA.” He cringes as he quotes the title of his favorite song that he’s written. It’s also his least popular one, but it’s the most honest thing on any of his albums.
“Reminds me of that song,” Steve says with a small smile.
Eddie’s head snaps up. “You know it?”
Steve hums the chorus of Eddie’s song and Eddie joins in. Steve stops to ask, “You know it, too?”
Eddie huffs a laugh. “I wrote it.”
Steve looks at him for a few moments longer with a combination of shock and hesitation. Then he surprises Eddie by asking, “You really wouldn’t mind if I stayed?”
“Not at all. Unless you ended up doing something really drastic like trying to murder me.”
Steve snorts, and Eddie finds it endearing. He tries to shake the feeling away. He can not fall for this man when he’s a guest in his house and especially not after everything he’s been through. But then Steve gives him a real smile and holds out his hand saying, “It’s a deal.”
And when Eddie takes his hand and feels how warm and nice it feels in his, half of him wants to argue that it’s just because it’s been a while since he’s actually had a genuine conversation with another person. But the other half is quick to accept that he’s absolutely fucked when it comes to this stranger that he feels like he’s inevitably going to fall in love with.
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legacyshenanigans · 25 days
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What about the guys walking around in heels (idk why, maybe MC made them lol) 🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜
Omfg hahaha, honestly tho? Can't lie..I feel like Marvolo would actually be fine for some reason hahahahaha. Also, let's pretend MC used a spell or something to make her heels bigger to test them.
MC: Can you walk in heels? *chuckles*
Marvolo: I don't know to be honest.
MC: Try! Please!?
Marvolo: *sighs and chuckles* The things I do for you..
(He puts on the heels and walks effortlessly across the room)
MC: (?!) Nah, no way! There's NO WAY you've not walked in heels before! Look how perfect you're walking!?
Marvolo: *chuckles and keeps wandering around, striking a pose every so often to make her laugh*
MC: *giggles* Oh my god.
Marvolo: *chuckles again then takes them off* You're turn Rowan.
Rowan: *putting on the heels* Urgh..These feel fuckin' awful.
MC: Go on, I believe in you. *giggles*
Marvolo: *smirking, knowing exactly how this is going to go down*
Rowan: *trys to walk and starts clambering around like a newborn baby calf* (?!)
MC: (?!)
Marvolo: *amused grin*
Rowan: *falls into a bookshelf* Shit! *falling down to the floor* Fuck!
MC: *laughing* Jesus, are you ok?
Marvolo: *wiping the tears from his eyes, from laughing SO hard* Look at him..I've seen him get shot and keep running, but put him in a pair of heels and he drops like a sack of potato's.
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ibrithir-was-here · 6 months
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OK, so I've seen Corinthiel approached from a Corintheus angle. And ofcourse you have your fabulous Corinthian Bros AU... But what about from the retired Dreamling trope? How do we reckon these two ships would combine?
Do we focus on the perfection which is hurt/comfort/fluff... Morpheus mentoring a self conscious Daniel. Hob and the Corinthian bonding in a dark mirror of humanity vs the humanist human to ever human way. Daniel and Morpheus finding a sense of self outside of 'Dream' through the couples association...Further strengthening both relationships.
Or...
Morpheus and Hob finally thinking they can relax, walk into the sunset of immortal humanity together... And Cori and Dani purposely deciding to make themselves their problem like the pair of eons old toddlers they are. Aka... The new kids on the block decide to go harass the boomers for the sh*ts and giggles...
Continually showing up at the New Inn as 'regular human' patrons. Until someone tries to hit on Daniel and the Corinthian introduces his knife to their eye sockets.
Hob: Why are they doing this?
Morpheus: I belive it may be some form of cosmic karma we are being forced to endure.
.................
Cori: All I said was he looked good in black...
(Cut to him pathetically sprawled across Hob and Morpheus's bed. In which they're in, valienlty trying to sleep. Because it is 2.26 am.)
Cori: Now he's barricaded himself in his chambers and accuses me of only wanting him as some accessible remnant of the past. How did he get that from, 'Those black jeans really bring out that sweet little arse?'
Hob and Morpheus:........
Hob: (Groans getting up) I'll take him, you deal with Daniel.
Morpheus: (Violently pushes his pillow over his head, swearing in neutron.)
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Daniel: (Doodling Daniel ❤️ Corinthian on New Inn receipts. Complete with little heart eyeballs.)
Morpheus: (Having vivid imaginings of the Corinthian as Consort of the Dreaming))
Hob: Now love, remember what we talked about. Count to ten before unleashing the outrage.
Morpheus: (Eye twitching)
Daniel: (Completely unconcerned, mind drifting joyously amongst the eyeball hearts.)
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏💛💛💛💛
All of this is marvelous xD
Honestly I kinda love the idea of combining the two? Dream's trying to mentor and bond with Daniel so he's not just thrown into this job he knows is Uper High Stressful without any support, as he's trying to better himself now as well, and wants his successor to have his best chance.
He just did not forsee that this whole.../relationship/ would have popped up in the mean time, and that his mentoring of Daniel would mean that suddenly the Corinthian is almost always there as well, ready to break into any conversation they might be having with a crack shot xD
And then of course Corinthiel decide that of course there's no better place to have date night then at the New Inn. Not even from any sort of mischief at first they just think "well we know the owners so they'll be down with us being Eldritch and all, plus free drinks!"
Though well minded needling is definitely a motive for all their return visits.
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jinxxedmisery · 4 months
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I did a quick little sketch (by quick, I mean it took me like 2 hours lol) I still struggle with feet and shoes...
I just saw a pose on pinterest and thought omg, what if Astarion and my tav... but he's biting their thigh 🤭
Ofc, I had to name it.. thirst... and I added the "Happy" symbol to kind of cover a sketch I did on the same page... You know... it wasn't originally supposed to be just one piece, I was practicing poses and I liked this one way too much to just leave it or risk messing up when I redrew it.
This is entirely self indulgent.. and intended to be Spawn Astarion because he's so babygirl 🥰😘😍
🤣 also I don't think I posted but I got through the Cazador fight not too long ago.. and
Spoilers and dumb ramble ahead:
For most of my day, I sat there wondering how the fuck I would beat that bastard... he was one shotting Shadowheart with his fucking lightning bolt, then sending his gas minions after the survivors. Astarion being in the ritual made it 10× more difficult.. so... I cheated... and fuck... It should have been obvious...
I LITERALLY FORGOT FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING DAY THAT VAMPIRES ARE WEAK TO SUNLIGHT.. I blame Astarion and his parasite as well as Alucard for that one honestly.. the day walker thing kind of made me forget that omfg immunity to daylight is an exception, not the rule..
So I felt stupid.. once I got that, it was so much easier.. oh and almost constantly had Astarion in stealth kill mode until Cazadick was gone.
Also side note.. the VA for Cazador is perfect.. Like they really sells the "I'm a pathetic little worm, and your worst nightmare, fear me while I bitch and cry" LOL and again that's a compliment.. Larian really succeeded in making an evil character extremely grating and hatable which again, a good thing, not a bad thing.
The heartbreak I felt though afterwards when Astarion screams and cries.. God.. the second I got to this scene, I KNEW I couldn't let him ascend, doing so would be so cruel.. and yes.. this is ascended Astarion slander, I don't like my men too domineering.. maybe a little bit, but not enough to like kill innocent children and eat their hands or some shit lmfao (Doing a durge run too.. where I'm going to ascend Astarion and be a horrible bastard that eats babies) and I don't like that he loses the genuine feelings he has for tav/durge and becomes what he sought to destroy, an abuser.
Now.. the graveyard scene... I had tears in my eyes.. Honestly, the reason I love Astarion so much is because he is quite relatable. I will not go into detail, but I was.. SAed and abused as a kid. And honestly.. Seeing the bit where he scratched out his death date, made me feel hope.. for myself... For my own healing.. it truly meant so much seeing another survivor of abuse begin anew, find themselves again... even though I have done that already myself for the most part, I've found purpose, passions, love, heartbreak, etc and I've found some level of beauty in the life. I related quite a lot to the line about sex feeling tainted.. I am at a point where it no longer feels as terrible, I feel genuine enjoyment in it... (Can't do casual sex though.. That would trigger me into a ptsd attack) And I think part of that was letting myself go at my own pace, making sure my partners knew, and having control and the ability to consent and revoke consent at any point. Emotional attachment helped a great deal too.
I've rambled on enough.. but... Let me end this off by saying, If you went through unspeakable horrors at the hands of those who you thought were supposed to protect you, You are not alone, Even if you do not see it now, there is light at the end of the tunnel, keep on living, keep trying to find joy in little things. It does get better, what was done to you was horrible and you did not deserve it. I promise, you will see better days. You will be happy again, even if you feel like the pain will never end, there is always moments of calm.... live for those... live for your pets, live for your friends, the people around you, live for that cute thing you just ordered, live for that movie or TV series you're excited about watching... even the next patch for bg3.. or more Astarion content if that's your reason right now... and take it one day at a time. You will be okay.
If you need to vent out some shit, I'll listen, I may not know what to say or be able to offer comfort, but I will always lend an ear, even to a total stranger if they need it.
That's all from me, goodbye, until my next post.. whenever that will be ❤🖤❤🖤
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👑Being Seijoh's Manager👑
Lesbian Manager Edition
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Seijoh featuring Karasuno 👀 x Female Manager
Warnings: fluff, I didn't even out Swearing 😱
AN: This is an Anon request! This is an lgbtqia+ friendly fic 🏳️‍🌈
🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠
This one has been HIGHLY anticipated 😏
And I'm unsure if it's because of our resident lesbian manager
Or because we get to bully Oikawa 🤣
Im gonna go with both 🥰
Anyways, let's get started!
Now you weren't exactly secretive about your sexuality
You just didn't feel the need to flaunt it
Like SOME PEOPLE 🙄
Oikawa constantly needing to be surrounded by his adoring fan girls 😒
Anyways, from the start it was pretty clear you had no interest in any of the guys
Sure they found you attractive
And I mean, heck they are attractive as hell
But there just wasn't anything there
All of them understood the memo
Except for one 🙃
One guess as to whom it was?
If you guessed anyone other than Oikawa, you clearly haven't read my headcannons before 🤣
But really, this man thinks he's the king of volleyball
And more importantly, he thinks everyone had a crush on him
Guys, girls, non-binary folk, you name it, this man things they all want a piece of him
Which is why your rejection makes for very entertaining content for Seijoh
Because I think they've all figured out you play for the other team
A except Oikawa
Which this scenario so hilarious
One day, you are taking notes and Oikawa approaches you
"Hey YN, I've got tickets to a concert this weekend? Wanna go with me?"- Oikawa, turning on the charm
"No thanks"- you, extinguishing said charm
Mattsun, Makki and Kunimi are all just watching
Honestly they are so nosey I can't even 💅🏼
"YN I've asked you out a million times and you've always said no! Don't you know what a privilege it is to be asked out by yours truely"- Oikawa
"Shut up loserkawa and leave YN alone"- Iwaizumi, ready and waiting for your signal to pounce
"I appreciate the offer Oikawa but I'm not interested"- you working on your notes
"BY WHY NOT YN-CHANN"- Oikawa now whining
"😐 I'm gay Oikawa"- you, channeling Ushi and stating at Oikawa
Oikawa 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-
Makki, Mattsun and Kunimi 👉🏻🤣💀
Iwaizumi 👉🏻🙄🤚🏻🏐👦
"IWA CHAN PLEASE IM HEARTBROKEN"- Oikawa
"In order for you to be heartbroken, you would have actually had to have a chance Oikawa"- You getting up and walking away 🚶‍♀️
You better ask Oikawa if he needs some ointment for that BURN
After that, Oikawa silently competes eith you for the attention of his female fans
Not that you even need to compete 💅🏼 you could have any of them
But they aren't your type
But you know who your type is 👀👀
A certain crow manager that's who 🙌🏻
So when you are filling water bottles up and the gorgeous Kiyoko enters your vision
You all but see stars 🤩
Please Kiyoko is an absolute goddess 🤚🏻
"Hi there! I'm Kiyoko, I manage Karasuno"
"I'm YN, I managed Oikawa, I mean Seijoh"
Please her laugh 😭😭😭
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You know, the season 4 laugh when she's in the bath with Yachi 👇🏻
Say less she's utter perfection
Unfortunately for you, you will have to deal with her two wards bodyguards
"Kiyoko come to my arms sweet mama!!"- Noya all but running towards you and Kiyoko
Suddenly he stops ✋️ Tanaka running into his back
"Holy crap- we've hit the jackpot!"- Tanaka
"There's one for each of us"- Noya 😍
Please Kiyoko smack them
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It has been dealt with ☺️
That is, until your own resident idiot approaches 🙄
"Yn-chan are these delinquents bothering you"- Oikawa followed by Iwa and the gang
"No"- You 😐
Channeling Iwa 😌
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Thank you sir for your dedication 🤗
Before you and Kiyoko part with your respective idiots, you shot your shoot
"Hey could I get your number? I think it'd be cool if we could hand out?"- You to Kiyoko
"Oh absolute! Give me your phone and I'll punch it in"- kiyoko
You exchange phones
"I texted myself 😉 see you later YN"- Kiyoko
You look down at your phone at kiyokos text
"Hey there cutie 💓 "
Please everyone is just watching you right now and taking notes 📝
"Damn that was smooth Yn"- Mattsun
How did you do that YN?"- Oikawa
Tanaka and Noya are just staring 👁👄👁
There's no way I could be THAT EASY
"It's easy Oikawa, I'm just polite"- you, turning to walk back to the gym
"Wow"- Oikawa, stunned 😲
Not YN the resident dating guru 🤣
Please Terushima is probably watching you too 😭
What can you say, it comes natural ☺️
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shadesofgrace88 · 10 months
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I watched Elemental for a second time last Friday night. It was really neat to take in more of the details (background, music, character design, etc.) this time--while also still enjoying the movie. I really wanted to appreciate it on the big screen again and help the box office (even if it was a little). It was just as exciting and touching to watch as the first time.
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[I kind of wish this was the title screen in the movie, but alas...]
Now, some further thoughts...
🎨THE ART🎨
I got the art book as soon as it was available, but made myself wait until I watched the movie to open it. I got it a month before the movie released. Legit left the plastic on, haha. The art in it is so mesmerizing. I do wish some of the behind-the-scenes 3D stuff had been added as well, or even a single layout from the movie. (hopefully some bonus features for the DVD!)
As much as I love and admire 2D art (which the art book is full of), I'm not sure if that alone would have displayed the emotions this movie needed and portrayed as deeply. I'm also pretty sure 3D has always been Pixar's thing anyways...Correct me if I'm wrong though!
But reading through the art book and learning about how they handled the process, how long they studied certain things for animating and creating this world was so fascinating. Finding ways for it to connect and work together made my art-loving heart so giddy. I remember coming across a Twitter post where one animator talked about how they managed to animate fire hugging by putting two matches together. Sounds simple, but it's so interesting and with the level of lively detail given to the fire characters, I imagine it was difficult to construct and render.
On the second watch, noticing when Ember lit up when happy was so cool. It wasn't just a smile or happiness of the eyes, but the entire character! I also found the stretch and squish of the characters to be really fun and cute. How the different elements reacted to their world was cool. Wade's hair! It's a wave that constantly moves! There's so much detail hidden in so many little things. The way they reflect onto one another. The glow from her fire. I love the outline to their characters. I think the art book referred to it like a membrane? It's more visually pleasing being kind of sketchy and not just a slab of bold lineart.
There are so many stunning panoramic scenes throughout the movie that showcase the brilliance of the world-building and characters. Such as the rainbow shot in the gif below. I honestly love the underwater scene so much. I found it more romantically alluring than even the Tangled boat scene.
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💞THE ROMANCE💞
It's not just a slap-them-together-and-call-them-a-couple kind of romance, in my opinion. They have a plausible meet cute into not really "enemies," but they each have their reasons for the events that mesh them together. They have arguments. Like, realistic arguments...For a "kids movie." (I honestly hate that mindset so much because I prefer animation over live action stuff, but that's an entire essay, so moving on). The arguments aren't petty and stupid or miscommunication. They help each other to grow without being controlling or overbearing. And omigosh, THE CONFESSION! The date montage!
The romcom moments matched the evolution of a typical romcom beat sheet. (I'm writing a few myself so I've referred to it often). They have individuality as much as being a unified couple. Their relationship progresses fluidly along with the story. Low key kinda sad the gif below was just promotional, haha. She's like a gremlin teasing him 🤣
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🎶THE MUSIC🎶
Gosh, the music. I get so excited with how well it matches the movie overall, and how well it crencendoes and grows quieter at just the perfect moments. There are so many scenes where it's just chef's kiss, but I don't want to spoil them, so...yeah. It's so whimsical. The Firish music is imagative and charming. Some of the musical bits reminded me of Spyro the Dragon, which is my favorite game series.
Thank you Thomas Newman for bringing Elemental alive with such a gorgeous score. And to Lauv--"Steal the Show" is such a bop.
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✍️THE WRITING✍️
One critique I've seen a lot from people is how the story is unoriginal. To be honest, tropes exist for a reason. It's not the tropes that's the problem, it's how they're executed. And Elemental does it splendidly. Me personally being a hopeless romantic, I of course adore the romantic aspect of the film, but the relationship between Ember and her father is so vital to the story. It's practically why the story even kind of exists. Especially after watching it the second time and catching how many beat sheet moments align with her and her dad. When Ember said THAT near the end, I was crying even more, because...relatable.
As for the immigration part of the story, I can't speak much on it since I haven't had to experience that. It doesn't feel like my place to talk about, but from what I've read from others who can relate to that, they've mentioned it being well done. I hope this message of the story can find more audience, because as much as I enjoyed the trailers (that teaser was perfection--no plot spoilers, simple, cute, awesome introduction to the setting and characters), the official trailer and TV spots did not do justice to the heart of the story, in my opinion. I really kind of despise how much they advertised the "toot toot" joke when it could've involved more about the central theme of the movie. Like I said, Ember's relationship with her dad is so important.
Whoever marketed it as "Romeo & Juliet," I have a question...Why??? That play is a TRAGEDY. Just because "they can't be together" should not have meant they passed the advertising as a story similar to Romeo and Juliet. Wade and Ember are also more clever, lol. People are saying they haven't seen Elemental marketed, while others say it's been everywhere (signs, billboards, etc.). BUT, either way it was marketed poorly. The official trailer really should've delved more into the family and father/daughter dynamic more. For releasing Father's Day weekend, why was that not a decision during marketing???
By the way, it's not just Zootopia but with elements like I've seen people saying. This is an actual romcom, meaning the romance is actually crucial in it. I ship Nick and Judy, but it's not confirmed--let's wait for Zootopia 2 though, which announced back in January. Both films handle discrimination (and I love Zootopia), but where Zootopia has an actual villain, the "villain" of Elemental is the pressure Ember feels being an immigrant daughter and the opposites attract. External forces vs internal. Just because it's a modern city in both films, it really seemed like it had to be that way for Elemental. Like how the elements live among their world. The intro scene when the parents first arrive paint such a good image of the setting immediately.
I also feel like Wade and Ember are older characters. At least 20s, considering the passage of time mentioned and worrying about careers. Which is cool to me as an older audience member. I really want Elemental to survive and possibly maybe continue the story in some way, but after reading an article stating that a writer said there was going to be a baby at the end...Like, please don't. Let them live first, lol. As a couple. As Ember getting new experiences. Let her have her internship. What's Wade doing after they move? If they did a kid route, please do it as an epilogue or later short like Carl's Date. I just hate how society/movies/books are like "the couple has to have kids to prove their love" kind of thing. Bro, I think Wade has proved his love...
Anyways...
The casting was also terrific! Leah Lewis and Mamoudou Athie really did an awesome job bringing Ember and Wade to life. The emotion in so many scenes hits hard. Side characters were done really well too. I know some people wanted air and earth to be shown more, but maybe they could be more in the future? In the art book, the reason water founded Element City was because it was assumed the most opposite to fire.
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I've read that people will just wait until it's on Disney+ because of fast releases anyways. Cheaper too, I guess. But Elemental really deserves to be enjoyed at the theaters with good sound quality and epic graphics. As much as I can't wait to own this movie to re-watch at home whenever I want, I'd gladly wait an extra few months to let Elemental shine in theaters to try to make it's money back and more.
Again, I'm begging people to give Elemental a try. It touches on so much more than romance, even though it did an amazing job as an official animated romcom. Family is a subject that is just as important to the core of the film. It's fun, funny, and artistically and musically awesome.
Thank you to Peter Sohn for pitching Elemental. For getting this story told and made. Thank you to each and every Pixar crew member who helped bring this world alive. I appreciate your time and effort put into this movie so so so much. You deserve so many awards and love for this project 🩷
PS, hubby found the classic Pixar "A113." Did you spot it?
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stormblessed95 · 2 years
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OT7 D'FESTA Toyko Messages
I love they all wrote comments to each other on their photoshoot posters. Like it just brings me great joy. Especially because all they did was gush over how beautiful everyone is. 🥰😍
Jimin's Poster:
Namjoon: His gaze... it's 16-dimesional
Jin: Your face gets smaller every year, soon it might be the size of a fist (small face is a high compliment in Korean beauty standards)
Yoongi: Your nostrils are pretty
Hobi: Our Jjyamanie looks very lethal
Tae: So dreamy
Jungkook: Small hands but an aura that doesn't say the same (The word JK used to describe JM's 'small' hands is 아담한 which translates directly as elegant, graceful, beautiful, petite or pleasing to the eye.)
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Trans Credit: Jimin Global
Jungkook's Poster:
Namjoon: Wow you're handsome
Jin: Next generation visuals
Yoongi: JyaKya
Hobi: Our maknae has changed/grown
Jimin: JK: You think you can run away from me? (Jimin is writing POVs for the poster, so this is written like JK is saying it and he continues this for the other posters too, writing the members POVs)
Tae: Ah you're the coolest
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Trans Credit: TheJKCentral
Yoongi's Poster:
Namjoon: I miss pink Suga
Jin: The hair is basically the idol!
Hobi: Yoongi!!!!!!
Jimin: SUGA: keeps hearing the voice!
Tae: unclear
Jungkook: Yoongi!!!!!!
I will update/edit this is I can find a good translation for Tae's comments
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Trans Credit: jin1204rjs님
Namjoon's Poster:
Jin: If both the eyes were been seen, people would be overwhelmed/captivated,then die.
Yoongi: The short hair is the best
Hobi: Namjoon So Cool~!!
Jimin: RM: I permit you to look at me
Tae: Our cool leader
Jungkook: Leader forever
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Trans Credit: jin1204rjs님
Hobi's Poster:
Namjoon: J-hope Jack in the box fighting!
Jin: Jwi-Hope, have a drink (always asking each other out for a drinks date)
Yoongi: MORE~
Jimin: J-hope: The story of the king
Tae: Wow, the collar (?) Everything is perfect (unclear if Tae said collar, but thinks so)
Jungkook: JJA~~~~Hope~~~ The album is so cool
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Trans Credit: SugaJelly9339
Taehyung's Poster:
Namjoon: CGV
Jin: Just by looking at this picture, my eyesight got better
Yoongi: It must be nice to be this handsome
Hobi: My dongsaeng's face is hardworking
Jimin: V: I was born like this
Jungkook: You also must know it too, right...? You are a big shot!
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Trans Credit: TheTKGlobal (don't generally rec following them though btw they are jm anti shipper, but they had the most clear trans for Tae)
Jin's Poster:
Namjoon: Jin (dark version)
Yoongi: Oh my, handsome.
Hobi: I feel full just by looking at your face.. Jjwan~ a drink?? (Always a drink these 2!)
Jimin: JIN: Have I ever had emotions/feelings?
Tae: A handsome man
Jungkook: If a wolf were a human it would be hyung.
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Trans Credit: JINSONYEONDAN and atelier1204
They can never give each other a normal compliment 🤣 it's always about some random body part, or very flirty, or calling each other wolves! Lol and I hope they never change!
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I really do love how they compliment each other. Instant serotonin honestly!
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houseofpendragons · 1 year
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Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.5
PeTeR wAiT" why she say it like that😭
Peter's line would've made way more sense if the Nogitsune was actually giving him illusions (maybe one's about the fire, or being trapped in a coma again, or hell maybe stuff about the desert wolf bc I mega curious about their relationship)
He's playing lacrosse 🥍
Sir should've just dove out the way, he basically told u it had wolfbane on it
"Wolfsbane" reminds me of gerards "Mountain ashhhh!" Lmao I make myself laugh
How'd she knock him out so quick with just an elbow to the face, he's a werewolf
New plot idea, nogi could've made him hallucinate the fire and make him see Kate everywhere so when he sees Allison (as Kate) he's fed up with the illusions bc it's fucking him up. I'm a genius, Jeff Davis hire me 😎
um just cause it looks like her doesn't meanit us her...doppelganger's anyone? (Yes I know different show bit still) or she could be possessed
ur a zombie chica 🧟‍♀️ 😁👍
Not Peter being big baby and having Melissa take care of him in the back😭
Chris what's ur gun gonna do against black smoke, u know it ain't the oni bc the sun's still out
"I've killed oni before" yeah and then they killed you ma'am
Malia "I don't do speeches" Tate, proceeds to give a speech 😂
🎶If we go down then we go down together🎶
Lydia:🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 Allison:👏📸💏☺😍🥰😂🧍‍♀️👭👫😭💋🏃‍♀️🤣😊🏹😘
Don't think I didn't notice you left out Stiles and Isaac in them flashbacks😑
Oop it's night night time now 🌃
um they belong to themselves, you know free will and all, c'mon it's 2026 in ur universe so get eith the program honestly so canceled 🥱
Also if you were gonna have him say they belong to me know you could've had them possessed by the flies again like in 3b and made him fight his own friends. It'd be good emotionally and for the plot bc we wouldn't know if he'd be forced to kill them or not
oooo and if Stiles was here Nogi takes over his body again and let's Allison go bc he's sacrificing himself for them, there rising another issue but Stiles has full faith that Scott will bring him back
"I'm still standing, I'm still the Alpha!" Sounded a whole lot better in the trailer
also would've been cool if Derek was forced to be on Nogi's side bc he has Eli hostage
"Please don't make me watch my friends and my family die - I can't do that again" is what should've been the line💔
Um that was 3 arrows not 1, thought you were supposed to be a perfect shot, you letting out some pent up rage on my boy Scott? 😶
When did Eli get tied back up? Would've been cool to see it happen telekinetically
I love hikari but it just would've made more sense for Kira to save him. She would've been more powerful by now, she'd have complete control bc of the skinwalkers, and there's the emotional connection that's established between them
Or at the very least if it had to be Hikari they could've done my earlier suggestion and made that little girl and her dog a flashback of Scott saving Hikari bc then it would've been like you saved me once and now I've saved you 👍
Looked cool af thou 🔥
Damn, headshot 🎯
Hold up, now wait a minute, you're suddenly a perfect shot again?😂
Hold up Parrish where your clothes at and what underwear you buying bc all ur other clothes burn up but ur undies are fireproof?!😭
Heyyy, I love whoever idea it was to give mama McCall a crossbow 😎👌
Not Peter now using the wolfsbane ring dagger that just poisoned him🤦‍♀️is he good by the way lol did Melissa have a lighter on her or something
Yeah, you motherfucker *copies Peter's dramatic hair flip*💅
Stab stab flip flip
Yeah Jackson and Lydia takedown we deserve
Stiles taught her how to use a gun and he'd be so proud of his wife right now😁
Would've been cool if it was, like I said earlier, Stiles being the one at gunpoint and Jackson comes to save them (Stiles would be so annoyed😂)
oh he wasn't tied up, he was just hiding again
Eli you little liar you already done the glowing eyes and the fangs
Awwww yes! Eli and Derek are my favorite part of this movie, I could watch a whole series about them🥺
Love how they roared together, like Derek was giving him strength and encouragement in that roar
Love the wolfie faces, though I do think the shows looked a little bit scarier, the eyes are really good in this one thou🐺
Baby Eli and Daddy Derek to the rescue
Now we all got our guns back that ig Parrish was hiding in his underpants 🙈😭
pow pow mf
I thought it was impossible to be both a fox and a wolf🤔
This supports my theory that this is just another illusion and none of it's real. It looks real and feels real but it's not
Ugh you was ugly ass mf wolf-fox🤢
Why his eyes glowing green? shouldn't it be a more yellowish green for a firefly 🤨
He looks like a mole deadass💀
🎶we're all in this together🎶
Why aren't Peter, Malia, Liam, Hikari, and Parrish going with them...
Eli honey, I love you but...why you running like that, you look like ur about to fall🤭
I like how the lighting in each room reflects their eyes
Well obviously its not real
You know my dumbass would just be in their yelling "echo" bc it'd be funny to me😭
Well that was very rude of you Nogi
What was Harris's goal, I'm still confused 😕
Should called him a pup instead of a child, it just would've been more pleasing to me bc it's a funny tease to say to a werewolf idk why
"Start with me" Nogi said okay say less 👍
Now you see me, now you don't
Scott this is kind of embarrassing for you bc Duke taught you how to fight using all your other senses when your sight won't help you...
you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man 🤪
So what did everyone else see? Did they just see them all on the nemeton looking ridiculous or did they do a disappearing act snd magically appear out of nowhere
Also why didn't nogi mess with them at the same time, seems a waste if you ask me to just leave them to come up with a plan, then ur just asking you get defeated but oh well🤷‍♀️
Oop well Eli's out the game again but Parrish is putting himslef back in, there's a good man (there's a nice demon😂)
Nogi's laugh made me laugh 🤣
Hell no, don't you dare. I know that look Derek Hale, don't you fucking do it. Bad werewolf, very bad werewolf! not infront of ur son! NO, HE IS NOT APART OF SCOTT'S PACK NOW IDGAF THAT HE'S THE ALPHA
PARRISH DON'T LIGHT THAT FUCKER UP
DEREKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
So much for only a true alpha only every few hundred years, BUT IT WAS FUCKING EARNED DAMN IT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The way Eli said dad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Okay let me be serious, I don't think Derek's dead. This was was all on layer of the illusion, it looks real, it feels real, but it's not real!
Idk where Derek or the Nogitsune are but neither are dead, bc you can't even kill a Nogitsune so where is the fly like at the end of S3 hmmm🤨
He's not dead no, nope, i refuse
Poor Peter, Derek and him were really close, even though they had their differences they were still all they had left 😢
Eli😔
Ew Scott shouldn't be giving the speech it should be Peter or Eli
Where's Isaac (his first beta), Cora (his sister), and Stiles? You can't tell me they wouldn't be there for his funeral
Actually the first the first thing he said to you was "What are you doing here? This is private property"
AWWW Papa Stilinski coming in clutch🥺
DEREKKKK😭😭😭
This is where Lydia answers Stiles would renew their vows
NO UR NOT ALLOWED TO ADOPT ELI YOU ARGENT AND FAILWOLF (no offense)
Um isn't she still technically 17🤨
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terr-arium · 1 year
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Initial thoughts on The Last Kingdom: Seven Kings Must Die
- Uhtred looks great for supposedly being 79 years old
- LMAOOOO EDWARD GETTING AN OFFSCREEN DEATH 🤣🤣🤣 the perfect ending for the worst character of all time
- Aethelstan, while he turned back to the good side, was really following in his father’s footsteps of being an absolute little shit for a moment there. (Most is forgiven, but I’m not forgetting Aldhelm. That really rivaled Sigtryggr’s death for most tears shed)
- The villain being a gay fake religious heretic was a really interesting (and funny) choice
- Where the hell were Stiorra, Hilde, Eadith, Aelswith, and Sigdeflaed. The girl power was LACKING my friends.
- INGRITH I AM IN TEARS 😭
- I do really wish we saw more of Osbert! He was so lovely!
- I would have loved to see more of our fallen friends in Valhalla, but those we did see were a wonderful surprise
- The final shot of Uhtred standing between this world and the next with the chandelier hanging over him almost like a crown that was always there if he wanted it as the camera pans out to modern day Bebbanburg was PERFECT.
- Yes the plot felt rushed, but I honestly feel like they did a lot with what they were given. It’s obvious Netflix wanted this show wrapped up, so, while season 5 was a wonderful ending, this was a nice bonus adventure.
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nani-nonny · 5 months
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Ngl, half of the fic made me go 😮 from action the rest made me go sad because Leonardo still pushing leon away but IT DIDN'T STOP MAKING ME SMILE!!!!✨✨✨✨✨✨
Oh my god the action part go brrrrrrr!!! LCD using his bow and arrow to NOT KILL but render them useless is *mwah* chef kiss 💋 he just give them critical hit and it's up to them to make it quick or just sit there looking pretty with bloods - bruh imagine one of them sit in uncomfortable position as they get hit by arrow -.
Then here comes the boss fight!! My bird gal acting like a Canadian goose! And i CAN'T STOP IMAGINING THIS FIGHT IS IN GENSHIN IMPACT STYLE!!!🤣✨
The part where LCD hit the bird lady's head with the wall multiple times and a bit brutally was soooo cool and badass AM A BIG SUCKER FOR THOSE MOMENTS!!!✨
After he smacked his right arm into the wall i was like " come on buddy, you can't do that to him!! " and then someone came behind him! I honestly thought it was big mama BUT IT'S OUR START CHAMPION LEON✨💙
LCD abounding his bot arm to escape was ballsy i give him that!! But you can't if you can't open portals.
Then they finally start talking face-to-face after 5 years, and LCD get to know about CJ's case, about his dad, about the little turtles.. What LCD thought about CJ, about how badly he wants to hug him got my heart, about how he remembered CJ still clinging to him 💔 this broke my heart; i want him to be with CJ at least, to hug him again... This break my heart but strangely in... A good way? I guess a part of me think 'at least LCD got to know about his nephew's state'.
Then the next day when LCD came back to get his bot arm,he got treated for a new arm. When i heard him almost 'whilst' it made my smile bigger... And Donnie made it for him?! That made me more happier because if am not wrong Donnie hates LCD for hurting leon.
This made me much more happier you don't know... This kinda gave me... Some peace?!
Here's a little present from me for this beautiful one-shot a sad LCD getting pet pet pet💙✨
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It’s not an LCD fic if killer peepaw doesn’t make you feel sad /hj
LCD action really makes me brain go brrrr it’s so satisfying writing him in terms of fighting. Although it can be hard hahah, but maybe it’s helping improve my action scenes, who knows?
The winged yokai using bird moves like clawing and squawking made it fun to write her moments, just a birdy friend (totally didn’t base it off of Oregano’s movements when I saw him try to intimidate a mop)!
Lil Leon’s appearance and witnessing LCD peepaw’s fist wrapped around an enemy’s throat and said fist stuck in a wall is honestly the most sane thing he has witnessed LCD do /j
But LCD abandoning the arm is such a funny thought, despite the cowardice behind it lol! Just clunk and run!
LCD learning that everyone has moved on, living the lives his brothers could have, while he’s stuck in the Hidden City atoning for his crimes is such a bittersweet moment :( and the fact he wants to give his nephew a hug but knows he shouldn’t makes the bittersweetness all the more potent
And LCD returning the next day to find the gift from Lil Leon? Learning that if it weren’t for Lil Leon’s begging he wouldn’t have the functional arm despite Donnie not liking LCD :( he knows how much Donnie loves his twin brother and appreciates the things Donnie does
And yes!!! Perfect! I’m so glad you feel that way of feeling a sense of peace after reading the oneshot! I was aiming for a sense of closure that healed over time and not definite or within a short timespan like Lil Leon desperately wants! LCD is more content with his crimes and more willing to pay for what he has done, despite how badly he hurt the past fam! And Lil Leon has grown more mature to move on and heal just a bit from years ago, albeit small, and more accepting to the fact that he can’t “save” his future self because that’s the path LCD chose. Everyone has chosen their paths to take when moving forward, including killer peepaw (even if his seems to be steps backward)
LCD being pet! The scritches! The squishies! Thank you so much that’s so cute!!! I love it so much! It satiates the urge to squeeze my sad peepaw
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justagalwhowrites · 7 months
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Hey Bestie! Thanks for the chapter! I saw it when I woke up, and you made me start the day brighter than I had planned. It was perfect!😍 I read it way too fast. Not even 10k words would have felt enough. It has everything! The tension between them, that lovely slow burn you've created, and some FeralJoel! Could we ask for more? I'm giddy about the smut, but the progression between Joel and Bambi feels so right I don't miss it that much (or at least, that's what I tell myself, lol🤣). You can feel the yearning between them, in how they touch and care for each other. And don't get me on the part of Bambi waiting for him in the stables and how Joel says let's go home! Like home is each other!🥰😱
Tommy might hide it better, but he's as feral as Joel when needed… which easily translates into when someone threatens his family. And Bambi is one of his now! If it wasn't something so innate of the two brothers and the world they live in, it would probably raise some warning flags, but it feels comforting (I'm not crazy, right?). At least they'll be safe for a while now.
I need a favor, just a tinny thing if you don't mind. Bambi still has Nike after twenty years, and now you've introduced dogs in the shot while the shadow of the raiders grows closer, which worries me. If what you've planned for their demise is somehow graphic, could I have a warning? I know I'll read anyways, as I'm a sucker for angst, but at least I'll be ready about it because f you give me an animal suffering, I cry nonstop. Thanks! I hope you're having a lovely day!♥️
Hi Bestieeeeeeee :D :D :D
AHHHH thank you so much! I'm LOVING the smut that isn't smut with them, honestly!! It's so fun to write and to think about ad the gradual build up feels very true to the characters. It's also been fun exploring a different kind of intimacy with this, the closeness they find through simple touch has been lovely as a writer. And YES EXACTLY, home isn't really a place for either of them now, they've both lost so much. The person is so much more than the place.
And YES FERAL TOMMY! I feel like he takes after his brother so much in that way. Hell, look at how he got picked up by the cops the night of the outbreak, defending a waitress from an infected person. I think he's someone who tends toward physicality and protectiveness and that's going to come through the most with his family, Bambi included. These two are going to continue to poke at each other like siblings throughout this fic because that's really what they're becoming. And not crazy, it's very comforting! Especially in that reality.
I will definitely put distinctive warnings for any and all violence, especially against animals as that's not really as canon-typical (and I'm sensitive to that, too!!) I always feel bad for animals in stories like this. They get all tied up in human's crap and it's not their fault when they end up collateral damage.
Thank you, as always, for reading and for reaching out! I love hearing your thoughts!! My day was long but not bad. I hope yours was good!!
Love you!!
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lumyart · 1 year
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So, I finished reading the final parts of biof days ago, but I needed time to properly mourn it... now that I went through all the stages of grief, I can just say how perfect everything was. I loved every single moment.. the family fluff, the smut, everytime aema was mentioned made me extremely emotional, every scene with helaena melted my heart (her calling Nyra mama 😭), jealous!Rhaenyra is always a delight to read, the whole milf mess (angry!Alicent is so hot) 🤣... I'm rambling, sorry. I'm not really good with words and giving people complements, so I'm just gonna quote lady gaga and say: "talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stoping, spectacular, never-the-same, totally unique, completely-not-ever-been done-before".
Okay, there's a couple of things I need to mention:
1.
"For what it’s worth, the last time Rhaenyra wanted to try something new, she made her come so hard Alicent saw stars, and the bullet vibe she used ended up entirely ruined - don’t ask her how, however, she’s not ready to discuss that part." "They’ve used this addition to their sex life a few times - and Alicent would rather not have to retell the story of when she tried to wear it -"
You're so, so mean, lumy. You just casually dropped those info and leave it there.. How am I supposed to carry on with my life without knowing the full story here?!? Im a curious person, this is all I've been thinking about! (especially the first quote... Dear lord how the fuck did alicente managed to ruin a vibrator?? 😭 I mean good for her). That would be a great (smut) one shot, just saying.. 👀
2. When they were about to fuck, alicent mentioned/thought about proposing to Rhaenyra, and I was wondering who would be the one actually doing it? Most fics I read is Rhaenyra, but I feel like in this universe it'd be alicent.. I can see Nyra freaking out 'cause that's her crush asking her to marry her (btw, how come Ali never teased her about that?)
Anyway, thank you for this amazing fic, I already miss it ❤ (looking forward to a potential part 2)
😭😭 Thank you, you're too sweet❤️ I loved writing this last big update and adding all the fluff to it, so I'm glad you enjoyed it as well! congrats on getting to finish it, I know it wasn't easy for everyone😭
Honestly I considered expanding on all of these but the final chapter was already far too lengthy, so I'm sorry😔 I chose for Alicent to suck Rhaenyra’s strap instead - which wasnt supposed to happened but then I changed my mind. You might get the inside stories in the next part, but I'm not sure of that cause there's even more exciting things to include in there so...🫣 Also, not sure you want to hear the story of Alicent trying to wear the strap, that would be more funny than sexy haha
As for who would propose... I can't answer that without spoiling part 2 considering it will 100% be centered around them getting married😁 But I can totally see Rhaenyra planning to do it and freaking out until Alicent decides to take the matter in her own hands and does it instead😭
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navybrat817 · 2 years
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The part at the beggining where he just got this instinct and thought ,what's wrong smartie?', that was so cute, I love that we can kind of see their thoughts. And then and then when he's upset but keeps his voice quiet so Smartie doesn't think it's her he's upset with. And then 'you'll break my heart if you keep crying' I'd never cry again to protect his golden heart. Also, maybeeeee she was right that his cock wouldn't cute her throat pain but honestly, I think cum could soothe it a little? 🤣 this is just a digression but it would make sense, it's thick and ya know. Nevermind, I actually had to pause because I needed to think about it. But when he did that thing with Alpine I screamed because I do the exact same thing with my cat 🤣 only she doesn't meow, just keeps purring which is even weirder. Also when he told her she's his priority and then thought 'I'm doing something wrong if you don't see that' 🥺 no, you're not.
Sorry if this was all over the place, I was writing it while I was reading, otherwise I'd forget. Anyway, this was perfect timing because I'm sick (I think you are or were too? So hope you're feeling better now) and this was the first thing I read after I woke up and it improved my mood so much. I think I said the same thing after your last one shot (one of the last one shots) but you have a way of turning regular, seemingly boring conversations between two people just sitting on the couch into something interesting and sweet and just nice and I love it. It just really elevates my mood 🥰
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Nonnie, thank you for this kind ask for Under the Weather! It made my day. Bucky doesn't like seeing or knowing you're in pain. If he could take it on himself, he would. He also doesn't want to be left in the dark, even if it's something you consider small. The cat gun had to be done! ❤️
I think I said the same thing after your last one shot (one of the last one shots) but you have a way of turning regular, seemingly boring conversations between two people just sitting on the couch into something interesting and sweet and just nice and I love it. It just really elevates my mood 🥰
This comment put a huge smile on my face. I sometimes worry that my dialogue may come across as "filler", but it brings a touch of realism to what I'm writing. Some days are going to be ordinary conversations and it makes me happy that they still come across as engaging.
You're right! I had Covid and it wasn't fun. I hope you're feeling better and appreciate you sending this in.
Love and thanks. ❤️
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🦊Being Inarizaki's Manager 🦊
Miss Manager Confesses as a Joke to Atsumu
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Inarizaki x Female Manager
Warnings: Swearing, major bullying of Atsumu, honestly he deserves it 💅
AN: This is a request from @loevngyuno! Pls this was one of my favorites to write 🥰
#bullyAtsumu2022
Only second to my primary cause #bullyOikawa2022
Seriously tho, any opportunity you get to knock this GoOdY tWo ShOeS on his bum is an opportunity well deserved
Now, our precious YN doesn't just play jokes for no good reason ok 🤚🏻
I mean, YN can definitely take a joke
But for this to happen, Atsumu definitely deserved it 👏🏻
Honestly, I fully support what you are about to do YN
Anyways here we go, TURN IT UP
So ever since you've become a manager, Atsumu has been the literal bain of your existence
He's always the one who gives you the hardest time
Whatever it maybe, he's making you suffer
"YN the waters not cold enough"
"Like YN can control the water temperature"- Suna 🙄
"YN my towel smells funny"
"It's because you've sweated all over it ya idiot"- Osamu
Even in the group chat, you can't escape this man's criticism
🌟Inarizaki: 2nd place Interhigh Champs and Future Winners of Nationals 🌟
Atsumu: @YN why isn't the gym open yet?
Aran: you can not be serious right now
YN: huh... Atsumu it's like 5am!
Michinari: Atsumu why would you be at school at 5am?
Omimi: better yet, why would YN have the gym open at 5am?
Atsumu: I see I'm the only one with dedication on this team 🙄
Kita: Atsumu it's 5AM! Yn doesn't have to open the gym until 7am and even then she's usually there by 6:30
YN: and may I add that you are never there at by 7am anyways Atsumu
Atsumu: I just think it's interesting that you want to hurt our chances at winning nationals
Suna: why? Because YN won't bend backwards for your every request
Atsumu: is she not our manager? Is it not her job to make sure we have every tool to succeed
Osamu: the only "tool" here is you Sumu
Atsumu: shut yer trap!
Yn: I'll open the gym at 6:30 Atsumu
Atsumu: well I'm here already and it's cold
Aran: and whose fault is that?
Atsumu: ...YNs...
Kita: Atsumu I'm about to bench you!
Suna: *taking screen shots*
Omimi: Jesus Atsumu let YN sleep
YN: ATSUMU STOP CALLING ME
Michinari: now I know why nobody wanted to be our manager...
Osamu: YN I'm sorry
Atsumu: @YN ANSWER YOUR PHONE
YN: IM GETTING READY CALM DOWN
Ginjima: why in the hell is everyone away at 5am for!
Suna: *sends screenshots*
YN: Osamu, why couldn't you have eaten Atsumu in the womb or something?
Suna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aran: Good one YN 🤣
Osamu: I do have taste YN 🙄💅
Atsumu: YN GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW
Kita: istg...
This is what you put up with daily YN 🤦‍♀️
However, the final breaking point finally comes right before nationals
Atsumu has been running you ragged with his requests and you've finally had it
It's time to give our twin with the bad hair dye a piece of our mind 💅
So you decide to hit him where it hurts, his ego ☺️
One day, just as practice is ending, Atsumu loses his cool
"JESE YN CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT! MY SETS WOULD BE PERFECT IF YOU COULD TOSS THE BALL UP RIGHT!"
*Breath in* *Breath- actually scratch that!
"YOU KNOW WHAT ATSUMU, I HAVE LIKE THE BUGGEST FREAKING CRUSH ON YOU AND ALL YOU DO IS TREAT ME LIKE TRASH"- YN, turning up the water works and exiting stage left
Beautiful performance yn 👏🏻
As soon as you leave the gym, you wipe your crocodile tears, clean your hands off and stroll to the club room 😙 🎶
Please you don't even stick around to see what's happened
Of course there's no need, because you told Suna in advance 💅
It's recorded 📱
Atsumu is standing there like 👁👄👁
Osamu is totally eating this up because he knew you'd snap one day
Kita is already mentally rolling over whp the best setter would be to replace Atsumu
Aran is on the verge of tears because you were crying
Please Aran is a total empath 😭
Omimi and Michinari are glaring at Atsumu 😑
Suna is eating this up because please he's the only one you'd trust to keep this a secret 🤣
You are sitting in the club room just patiently waiting for your apology
Probably eating a snack
You deserve it for thay Oscar nominated performance YN 💅
"Yn- YN likes me?"- Atsumu 👁💧👄💧👁
"Well she DID"- Osamu
"Atsumu if you don't go apologize to YN RIGHT NOW"- Kita
"You broke YN's heart you asshole!"- Ginjima
"Now she's probably going to move onto one of the guys on the basketball team"- Suna, poking the bear
🔥 👄🔥 "Oh HELL NO! THATS MY YN"- Atsumu, now stomping out of the gym and to the club room
Please these Nosie Nancy's all follow 🤣
Suna texts you and has his phone cleared of memory space
Atsumu bardges into the club room while you stand there, smirking
Atsumu is hella confused but keeps going...
"YN please I'm so sorry for how badly I treated you!! I like ya too! You are gorgeous, stunning and amazing! Please don't go running to the basketball team YN I'm BEGGING YOU"- Atsumu, now on his knees hugging you
You roll your eyes 🙄
"Atsumu stand up"- you
Atsumu stands up so fast he gets whip lash
You place your hand on his face
"Atsumu, you are the last person I would ever go out with and you deserve every single thing coming to you"- You
Atsumu just stares again 👁👄👁 whet-
Osamu, Kita, Aran, Omimi, Michinari and Ginjima are all stunned 😶😲
"And cut- great job YN"- Suna
You and Suna high five
Atsumu is still staring 👁👄👁- whet
"That's for waking me up at 5am and making me come to the gym"- you, crossing your arms and walking out of the club room
"Damn-" Osamu
"Oof- that was HARASH"- Michinari
"I can't even be mad at her for that"- Kita
"It was a bit much but she proved her point"- Aran
Atsumu is still stunned, man has no words 😢
Osamu is trying not to laugh at this point but failing
Ginjima left the clubroom to laugh in silence 🤣
"So- YN doesn't like me?"- Atsumu
"In your dreams"- you, from down the hallway
Suna is still recording
"I'm making this a whole reel on my instagram"- Suna
Finally it sinks in
"WHAT THE HELL YN! I FELT SO BAD FOR YOU!"- Atsumu
"As you should"- you still yelling at him
"This is essentially a group of toddlers"- Kita
"You should have seen the look on your face"- Osamu, laughing so hard he's crying at this point
"YN JUST WAIT ILL GET YOU BACK"- Atsumu
"You do daily by just existing Atsumu"- You
Oof YN 🤣
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