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wewontbesleeping · 1 year
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guys llewyn peed on Alice I have never been so upset in my LIFE
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yongislong · 1 year
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tiktok prank 2 + 127.
genre: nonidol!127 reacting to you not saying i love you back hehe, fluff, angst maybe? domestic, established relationships. nonidol!127
note: hiii tysm for requesting anon! i hope this lives up to your expectations haha, i had a hard time writing this and tbh im not really happy with it :(, lmk what you all think though! reqs are open! not proofread haha
taeil... says it before he leaves for his night shift. you just reply with a simple "okay darling, be safe!" and he freezes. not down For The Games. stomps back to you crossing his arms, tapping his foot, while unknowingly pouting. you play with him even more by asking him if he forgot anything. he loses it. he catches on that you're messing with him as you try to bite your cheeks to hold in your smile but still plays along bc he thinks this prank is lame regardless!! "YA! I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION!"
johnny... makes his signature confused face after you hang up the phone with a simple "bye babe!" ponders. is sitting in bed replaying every single sentence he contributed during that conversation lol. takes it upon himself to face time you and ask you if maybe, possibly, by chance... you are mad about something. you can't help but laugh and he hangs up. you send him a tiktok of someone doing the same thing and he sends you back a screenshot with your contact name being changed to "pathological liar" with a picture of the joker... thinks its peak comedy
taeyong... pouts. if you don't say you love him back as soon as he pats your head to grab something from the vending machine next to the library, he's so lost. im sorry he's so babygirl i feel like he would actually get so confused. he's the only one who has a public tiktok account and tbh, i feel like he would be addicted to it as a uni student so you really don't think it's gonna work but his overthinking lead to not being able to form valid thoughts lol. immediately sits back down and pulls your chair up to his knees and traps you until you say it back or tell him why you never said it, intense eye contact lol.
yuta... i feel like people would peg him as being annoyed or even borderline mean but i feel like he would be so worried. just expected you to say it after he shouted it before closing the front door behind him and it takes him half a second before he's back inside trying to look for you and asking you whats wrong. you feel so bad LMAO. "you know you can tell me anything right, like literally anything, and it doesn't have to be right know you know, just-!" yeah you kiss him to shut him up. you lie and pretend you didn't hear him because you cannot bare to tell him it was a prank lol :(
doyoung... IM ON MY POUTY DOIE AGENDA idc yes he's grown but i feel like he would absolutely be like "hmmhph???" whiny. "say it baaaackkkkuuhhhghh!!!" you love to mess with him though so you pretend you have no idea what he's talking about. literally shakes it out of you. like grabs your shoulders and squeezes and hugs and twists and lifts and shakes you LMAOOO. if you're both laying down he would start being so annoying and trying to push you off him. he's back to normal once you say it back. he sees the prank a week later online and he sends you the link followed by many frowny emojis
jaehyun... not playing these games fr LMAO. like i've said before i think he's more like... frat boy ish however i think he would really care about whoever he's with, so like yuta, i think he'd be more worried about why you didn't say i love you back after he did before bed, than anything else. he sits up and asks if he did something today that upset you, but you tell him it was a prank. says its an evil prank and demands you delete tiktok immediately lol. i think he would be out of touch with the internet PFT so he's more lost than annoyed or pouty yknow? doesn't get the prank PFTT he's like "that's so mean :("
jungwoo... SOO ANNOYED. 127 said he's actually really manly when he's not on camera but i feel like he'd have a soft spot for you regardless. would be sooo confused before it turns into annoyance. keeps following you around like a puppy and whenever you look at him he gives you the most sassy facial expressions ever. like full nine yards with the eye roll, scoff, crossing his arms, etc. "helloo???" won't stop following you. lives for the silent treatment tbh. it eventually gets too much when you call for toilet paper from your shared bathroom and he ignores you LMAO. says it was a stupid prank and to not do it again but he's smiling and boops your nose while he says it
mark... oh my god please. he's such a gen z, yet he's always a month behind every trend so this completely went over his head. like yuta and jae, is just wondering if he did something wrong. can't live with himself until he gets to the bottom of it. he says it to you over the phone and when you hang up after saying "me too!" he wonders why you didn't actually say i love you. needless to say he walks across campus all the way to your dorms and shows up at your door, scratching the back of his neck asking shyly why you didn't say it back. you play dumb and pretend to not know what it is lol. you admit its a prank after you see him getting flustered and stuttering PFT. you both stay up watching a ton of tiktoks of people doing the trend, he has a lot of opinions on other peoples relationships LMAOO
haechan... please don't ever try and do this to him. he's going to go to the ends of the earth to annoy you. after you don't say it, he gives you that cocky smirk and head tilt while laughing like a mobster LOL. will say it until you say it back, doesn't matter how long it takes. knows its a prank but doesn't care because, to be honest has been waiting for you to try this on him just so he has the excuse to be clingy and follow you around the apartment. and oh boy, he does not let you go until you say it back. tickles it out of you. says the only way to be able to forgive you is to watch disney's hercules together while cuddling
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akatsukitrash · 3 months
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1, 2, 3, 6, 7, [SWERVES TO AVOID 8 I'M SURE WE AGREE] 9, 12, and 20 for tobirama i'm a greedy hog
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Character Ask Game
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
Honestly, I don't even remember the first time I saw him. I watched Naruto during my entire childhood, so at most I must've been 5 or 6 when I saw his fight against Hiruzen, and I don't believe he stuck out to baby me. But during the War arc, while I was entirely focused on Madara, he appeared. And for some reason, that one panel with the four Hokages back from the dead are what did it to me. He was the one my eyes kept going back to. It might not be the only reason I like him, but his unique character design is definitely what drew me to him at first. He became one of my favourite characters soon after thanks to his dynamic with Hashirama and Orochimaru. I like that there is so much to explore in his character, so much hidden under the surface. He's very compelling to me.
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
His being so hard working. It's just so interesting to me, and makes him feel more human rather than another effortless genius. Fun fact, he's ranked 3rd most hardworking character in the entire verse, after Gai and Lee.
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
He never gets really confronted to how terrible Konoha is (being told without any details that the Uchiha "are no more" isn't really much of a confrontation to the dark side of the system he helped create) and so he never questions his ideals and aside from a half-hearted admission that Madara's plan isn't so bad, he doesn't ever think of a better way for peace to happen. Hell, he just blames that war solely on Madara like he's the source of all evil. It's very annoying bc it makes his character feel static - he never learns about his mistakes nor is forced to confront other point of views (Madara briefly talks to him but a) Madara dislikes Tobirama for obvious reasons so he's not trying to recruit him and b) Kishimoto decided Madara is an irredeemable villain for doing less crimes than the average Konoha shinobi and so he would not write Tobirama questioning his beliefs). Basically he's a state dog and dies that way.
6. What's something you have in common with this character?
Oh this is gonna be sad. Well not to reveal too much of my own Tragic Backstory on my blog (unlockable at Level 5 of Friendship for mutuals though!), I relate a lot to the loneliness and jealousy he must've felt as a child. It's another thing that drew me to him, because the flashback isn't even from his point of view nor does Hashirama dwell on how things must be for his brother. He lost Itama and Kawarama, and Hashirama was more interested in his friend than in Tobirama's feelings (mind you it's not Hashirama's responsibility to deal with that, he was a child soldier himself wrestling with insane amounts of grief and guilt, but I get why baby Tobirama would be upset). And having to deal with an abusive parent on top of it all, while expected to not bother anyone with his feelings...yeah. Another less sad thing we have in common is that we're both mad scientists. I'm not elaborating.
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
Explore the complexity of his character and feelings! He's such a tertiary character, I genuinely didn't expect so many people to take such a liking to him, and especially to still discuss him, his past, his actions nearly 10 years after the ending. He's taken seriously by a good chunk of the Founders' fandom and I really like that. It's rare for a character I like to not get treated like absolute dog shit (anti tobirama fans who? let's pretend they don't exist shall we).
9. Could you be roommates with this character?
Probably, yes. Honestly it's likely he'd be the one yelling after me to do chores than the other way around.
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
Cooking is like therapy for him. Originally, he wasn't allowed in the kitchen due to his blindness, but Butsuma tends to have a hard time saying no to him + is generally not an ableist parent, so he eventually let him and he learnt on his own. He's very good at it, and it helps him feel grounded when he's anxious. He hates it when someone messes with his kitchen though. Don't change the spices placements or he'll kill you.
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
Touka! She's described in the databook as Hashirama's close associate, but I like to think she was the boys' best friend (it's the entire basis of But in this twilight, our choices seal our fate, really). He and Touka develop a very beautiful friendship throughout the years. I also like to think he would've gotten along with Deidara very well. I know! I'm making connections with characters who could never interact but hear me out. Deidara INVENTED a DOJUTSU just to counter Sharingan genjutsu. I feel that's smth that'd get Tobirama's nerdy ass squealing in delight. I can see them spend hours discussing jutsus. Plus I feel Deidara is calm enough to not anger Tobirama nor awaken his Mother Instincts (like Naruto does). There is the little issue of Deidara being an anti government terrorist and Tobirama being, well, the government, but if that wrinkle is smoothed out, I think they'd have a blast together. Pun unintended
Thanks for the ask!!!
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blueberry-macaron · 1 year
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"he just feels like an entirely dofferent person who just happens to look like him"
Was he really that bad before?
I mean, let's review some stuff he's done (specifically about his relationship with Maribug, feel free to add things I forgot)
Copycat: lied about his and LB's relationship causing an akuma
Glaciator: gets mad at LB for not coming to a date she said she wouldn't come to, making it her problem and only apologizing after she did first (which she really didn't have to btw)
Frozer: basically same thing
Maledictator: tells Mari it's horrible to be happy that her bully aka his friend is leaving
Chameleon: No Marinette don't do anything against Lila even though she's in the wrong (this one's not outright mean it was just bad advice)
Ladybug: chooses the fake Ladybug over the real one bc the fake one would smooch him
Lies: sacrifices himself because "I live that look on your face when you're angry with me lol"
Glaciator 2: "they all think we're a couple lol even though we're not and you've made that clear a million times we shall kiss:) I just love you too much I can't help myself" (I cringed so hard during that episode)
Kuro Neko: gaslighting LB into thinking he's someone else because she has other superhero friends as well
Risk: gives LB shit for not wanting to so a reveal and not wanting to take risks even though it's reasonable for her tl not want those things
Generally flirting, touching or leaning in for a kiss when the time isn't right and LB is either trying to focus on the akuma or she's just uncomfortable
Just from the top of my head some things that didn't sit right with me. Take these as you will.
I'm not saying he had evil intent or that he was only bad, but those times where he acted shitty were never acknowledged by the narrative or any characters. Instead Marinette was blamed for everything because that's the show's number one rule, along with "Adrien is literally perfect like it's actually the world that should adjust to him bc it's so bad and he's so perfect". Peak girl power lol
So therefore Adrien never learned any lessons because he was never called out for anything, so he never had a moment where he self reflected on his behavior and realizing it was wrong and thinking about how to change and maybe having a hard time to change bc of trauma but he tries anyway......
And yet now suddenly all the jealously issues and the codependency and his sometimes shitty attitude just... don't exist anymore. And that's the problem. The writers and the stans act like there's so much character developement that has happened when there literally wasn't. When developing a character, you need to not just show before and after, but also when he started to change, how long it took, how exactly did he change and why did he change. Specifically when thinking about the relationship, what were the steps and reasons that lead him from sometimes not being a good partner to now being a loving boyfriend that would never pressure Marinette etc. The show delivers answers to none of these questions, they just present this new Adrichat as if he's been there the entire time. And while I like this version of Adrien, it just doesn't feel deserves that he's here bc of how he has been before.
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jayflrt · 2 years
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alice as one of the older kids on sfw enhablr (not saying ur old !! 😭😭 it’s just that there’s a lot of minors on here) how do you feel abt the current content for the maknae line? like ik it’s not always super sexualized or anything but sometimes i see stuff that’s just the way it’s worded really rubs me the wrong way ☹️ esp bc some of the kids on here are so young it makes me feel like if they see stuff like that , they might start think it’s okay for others to treat them the same or vice verse … whenever i see edits of niki on tiktok , i have to avoid the comments bc there’s almost always like a “daddy” , “how is he 16” or “you don’t know what you do to me” like wtf he’s a literal child ?? it makes me so mad and honestly so uncomfortable :( and i saw an article on kboo today too that said niki apparently has around 200 explicit or mature fics written abt him on ao3 … sometimes even the fboi trope (usually when it’s written abt minors) bothers me bc i see minors writing abt it (like 13-15 y/o) and i don’t understand why they don’t just use the term player or smtg … bc they’ll go out of their way to mention how the character has sex a lot an whatnot , even that feels way too suggestive for me personally for a minor too write let aline abt a minor too , sorry for the rant,, i was just wondering how you felt … omg also though tbh i noticed that some of the minors on here / blogs in gen seem way too comfy on here like they’ll be sharing where they live , their actual names and sometimes like giving a lot of personal info … like did they not learn abt internet safety or do they just no care? as one of the older kids , i kind of worry abt them :( i really hope everybody stays safe on here <3 & some reminders: never be afraid to block anyone ! bc i’ve seen a lot of minors on here get sent stuff from the p*rn bots or just weird dms :( & u don’t need to force yourself to interact with someone , make sure ur comfy with them first !
HAHAH dw anon i know what you meant !! plus i’m aware i’m on the older side of the enhablr audience 😵‍💫 you actually bring up a point that’s been my mind a lot recently because i’ve been seeing a lot of suggestive undertones in comments directed towards riki especially on tiktok lately 😭😭 as you said, i get that there’s a trend of comments that are like “how is he only 16” and “the things he does to me” but i always feel so weird about the first one especially 💀 idkkk i thought i was just being a buzzkill but the comments do put me off a little LOL like these ones
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yeah idk ab minors writing fuckboy tropes bc it’s like veryyyy suggestive and very much toeing the line of borderline smut 💀 also i don’t get the point of a fuckboy trope for riki :/ i feel like it adds absolutely nothing to the plot too if the point is just a “bad boy au” other than fanservice so i truly don’t understand the point. and riki has over 200 mature fics written for him??? that’s so horrible oh my god 😭
i think it’s much more common to share more information over the internet now than it was years back, and it’s a little scary sometimes 😵‍💫 i do hope everyone is practicing internet safety tho bc there are some evil evil people out there <//3 also i actually find it hard to block ppl HAHAH but yes don’t be afraid to block porn bots and people who are being suspicious !! i actually blocked a porn bot just a while ago 💀 i’m not sure why there’s soooo many of them on tumblr all of a sudden :o
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jackalopey · 2 years
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im bored so im going to write up my rankings of the class stories, with my reasoning. please keep in mind this is just my opinion and no hard feelings if you disagree. going from my worst to best
8. bounty hunter
i simply did not vibe with it. to be fair, im not a fan of bounty hunter stories unless theres a twist, and im definitelyy not a fan of mandalorians (generally speaking), so it was pretty much set up to fail from the beginning. i did like most of the companions (skadge do not interact) though
what i disliked the most about it was the choices, though. i was trying to play a mostly light side hunter, and while i know that imp side characters are still going to make fucked up choices, i just really did not vibe with a lot of the options given
like, the one i hated the most, was having to kill that jedi at the end of chapter 1. like. it did not make any sense to me why the mandalorians wanted him dead. they were mad that he killed a bunch of mandalorians during the sacking. which was in warfare (and a dishonourable strike, on the mandos part). i didnt like that my choice was basically ‘kill him while laughing maniacally’ or ‘kill him but say its nothing personal’. i also disliked that even though i spared his padawan, it still made me kill her later. i dont know what they were going for with it
im hoping ill enjoy it more on a replay because im playing my character as dark sided and stupid bc its literally the only way i can make some of the choices make sense in my head
also while i liked most of the companions i hated how torian’s backstory was handled. i didnt mind makos though. i thought it was hilarious that we didnt find out why she had clones (unless i missed something ????)
7. republic trooper
it was fine. i didnt dislike it. im just not a fan of typical war stuff (yes i know the franchise is called star wars. you know what i mean). there was nothing specific that i didnt like, it just wasnt to my tastes
that being said, i did like that one mission that was a ladies night out, and i liked that it gave me a choice that actually took me 5 solid minutes to work out what i wanted to do. ik a lot of people dont like evil choices like that, but i do
i liked both of the romance options, and some of the other companions, but some of them were just kind of bland to me, personally. there was nothing bad about them, they just weren’t as interesting to me
6. jedi knight
i was extremely disappointed by this one. it wasn’t awful, i just had higher expectations, and i dislike how some people try to sell it as ‘kotor 3′ when it. isn’t. at all. i also don’t like that it’s considered the ‘canon’ storyline when it’s so average compared to some of the others
it’s not bad or anything. it’s just a typical jedi knight story. it’s exactly what it says on the tin. which is fine. but it’s not very interesting, i prefer stories with more twists
i do love kira though, so that gives it a lot. i also like the personality of the jedi knight, i like how they’re so full of themself, i think its very funny
i do think that there was a lot of wasted potential though, which is a shame
5. sith warrior
okay now we hit the ones that i actively like
my first impression with the warrior’s story was very bad because i tried to play it pure dark side and then panicked because i didnt want to shock vette lmao. i restarted with a light side warrior and had a very very fun time, the story was very unique to me, and i really like the ways you can characterise a light sided sith
im not a big fan of how a lot of the dark side options appeal to... a certain audience. if you know you know. but outside of that i enjoyed this story a lot, i didnt know what to expect going in but it was very good
i dont like quinn much though lmao dont kill me
4. smuggler
it was fun! i don’t really know how to expand much more than that. it was really fun to play. the smuggler is fun. risha is the love of my life. i simply had a very good time playing this one
personal fan of how inherently funny an outlander smugller is conceptually, also
3. consular
i feel like i’m betraying myself putting the consular at only 3 because it was the first story i played, it got me hooked onto the game and i really really really enjoyed it. but alas i must be honest
anyway. i enjoy the consular’s story i lot. i love the choices, i love the story, i love the puzzles. i love nadia and yuon and syo. the story was really interesting, engaging and emotional to me, i don’t know what to say. it just really hit me, so it blows my mind when i see that isn’t a common response to it. i also really loved the sages playstyle back when the classes were connected to the stories
also f!consular’s voice acting is soooo good, as a voice actor i’m impressed by like. the subtlety of it? the way she emotes but it’s so lowkey is hard to do but she does it really well. i vibe with it a lot
2. inquisitor
i feel like such a traitor putting this above the consular
but the inquisitor was just so fun. i know that it’s a story where a lot of the plot could be avoided if the character was less of an idiot, but unlike the bounty hunter’s, that really worked for me here. i thought it made a lot of sense for the inquisitor to make the mistakes they made, and i found them constantly just tumbling into the next problem really fucking funny
also how disconnected it is from the war is really funny to me. quizzi’s just out there trying to not get killed while a war goes on in the background
ashara is literally one of my fave star wars characters, i loooove her takes on jedi and sith philosophy so much, she’s so interesting to me
1. imperial agent
i mean. it’s a given, isn’t it?
i played it last and i’m glad i did. i like how everything came together. the story was very engaging, and it gave me multiple villains (zhorrid, hunter) who made me Feel Things and i’ve spent a lot of time thinking about afterwards
the agent is also, in my opinion, the smartest of all of the class story protags. and while i found the inquisitors mistakes very funny, something i enjoyed a lot about the agent’s story was the agent’s choices were consistently smart, often the things that i’d thought ‘oh she should do [x]’, and the plot progressed anyway. it felt like being outplayed, instead of having a limited protag, and i dont mind limited protags but idk it just made the whole thing really fun and imo fit really well with an agent
i loved kaliyo, also. her refusing to hook up with an f!outlander because ‘sorry i actually like you and i dont want to traumatise you’ is so fucked up but so funny
...and now i want to continue my swtor replay gdi
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cyancherub · 2 years
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omg those eren armin cuck asks brought back a though of how u & armin are like "enemies" but u literally just wanna fuck each other & eren offers up a threesome or whtvr & u all agree but eren fucks armin first in front of u & tells u not to touch urself & to just watch & ur just sitting there w tears in ur eyes bc u were supposed to go first not armin! >;( & armin is just smirking at u while armin is going ham on him & it makes u pout so bad but then eren calls u over to give him (eren) a kiss then pulls up armin & tells him to turn his head & then he see's u both kissing then HE gets mad but then eren moves ur & smashes ur face w armin's, & then ur both just kissing w tongue & all then eren pulls out of armin making him moan in ur mouth & making u let out a whine then eren tells semi not fuck u in front of u & armin just gets this crazy look in his eye & manhandles u into a mating press giving u no time to adjust to him or the sudden movement & armin is just saying how he's always wanted u from the moment he first saw u but u always looked at eren not him, then he said ur literally the prettiest girl with the best pussy in the entire world & ur just in tears bc his words are making u cry then u let out a small "always wanted to too min" then he just fucks u harder & u cum so hard it makes u see white then armin comes while he bends down to kiss u & says he's never gonna let u go now while slowly making out w u & still inside u, slowly pushing his cum as far as he can. & eren is just watching u both slowly makeout & says to himself "finally" before showing u both that he's wants u both too & then happy ending & poly relationship yay!! 🥳🥳
also not me writing this literally at work bwywhfbjand
OH MY GOD??? THE TWO OF THEM SCHEMING TO MAKE U JEALOUS AT FIRST IM GOING TO THROTTLE THEM !!! theyre so evil for that goodbye I NEED THEM!!! EREN TELLING U TO GIVE HIM A KISS... pounds my fists on the table!! THE PUSHING THE FACES TOGETHER TO KISS ALL SLOPPY IM SICQUE I NEED IT TERRIBLY!!
THE JEALOUSY THOO !!!!! WANTING U FOR SO LONG BUT UR LOOKING AT SOMEONE ELSE AND NOW HE FINALLY HAS U. IT WILL MAKE ME BANANAS.. goodlord. my kneecaps are rattling rn AAAAAAAA . POLY ENDING WE LUV TO SEE IT<3333!!!!
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manofmanymons · 1 year
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So a followup to that other anon's question: how do you think the Survive crew would handle the events of either Tri or Adventure 2020? Either facing the enemies or being in the same situation. Your pick.
Really glad you said Tri and not LEK <3
I think they'd handle the early stuff well. Taking down monsters as they come, being welcoming towards The New Person. They don't have an 02 equivalent group to suddenly have go missing but if they did I like to think they would notice. But also that's me just being mad at the writers in Tri bc I don't even think it was in character for the 01 kids not to notice jsjskdn
This has nothing to do with the important part of the plot or the enemies I just want you all to imagine a world where more of these kids are going to the same school together and they're all having fun at a cultural festival.
Characters I think MIGHT say something if their partner got infected:
-Shuuji bc he'd feel like his responsibility is to the group as a whole
-Kaito bc if Miu got hurt bc he didn't say anything he'd feel awful and tbh Dracmon would probably say something if he didn't anyways
-Aoi for similar reasons of "I can't let everyone else get hurt bc I was selfish" if even she can't stop crying while telling the others
-Maybe Miyuki? She's definitely someone who would take the L for the team but at the same time...actually yeah I just realized Renamon would tell everyone HERSELF bc she's not risking Miyuki getting hurt jsjdjd
Aaaand yeah that's about it.
Minoru I feel would try SO hard to fix it himself without anyone finding out, even to Falcomon's protests. Takuma is kind of a toss up on account of the whole "player character" thing but considering there is at least one route where he cares more about Agumon than like...the world itself, he might not have it in him to something. Miu would absolutely not risk saying something that might cause anyone to think they had to destroy Syakomon. Same with Ryo and Kunemon. I think Saki would be similar to Minoru in the sense of "I can fix this." After all, Ceresmon can heal herself, right? She would simply not accept that maybe this virus is beyond those powers. No nope nope, her partner is FINE.
I kinda joked about it before but genuinely I do not know how Akiharu would work in the Adventure universe. I'm choosing to imagine him as baby Haru but then also still Takuma's jogress partner bc we need that Omegamon. How did that happen, I don't know, I'm not paid enough (at all) to think of these things. Also I do not think that version of him would be able to tell on his partner.
I think they would handle their partners losing their memories...about as well as the Adventure group. A lot of a panicking, a lot of crying, a lot of trying to do anything at all in the world to stop it. And they would 100% go to the digital world to find them again.
It would be kinda funny if all their partners were in their in training forms though and all the kids except Takuma were like "what the fuck is that thing" isiiskdnd
I guess we kind of already know how the Survive group would react to thinking Takuma was dead for an extended period of time, huh?
Who would be the holder of the goggles in his absence? Minoru? Probably Minoru.
Oh man, it would be so crazy if one of these kids partners ever fused with an evil digimon to make a bigger eviler digimon as a direct result of their grief. Ain't seen nothing like that in Survive ever hahahaha...hah.
Hah.
I guess the ending would probably also happen about the same way? Lure Big Evil Digimon away from the city, hold out until Takuma gets back and they can just Omegamon their way through it.
Too bad it wouldn't be nearly as gay though :(
I'll be honest I only ever actually got about twenty or so episodes into Adventure 2020? I didn't not like it I just accidentally got behind and never had the will to catch back up. I would kill to see the Survive crew having to zoom call into a battle tho ksjsndn
The real question is are any of the Survive kids as fearless and badass as 2020 Takeru bc that little guy was NOT fucking around.
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baekhvuns · 11 months
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Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19
Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19
Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19
But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF
And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊
YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19
But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19
They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19
This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19
To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19
Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19
I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting!
I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???
Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I
Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm
https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool
PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19
https://twitter.com/kbs_super/status/1664195076698914819?t=Yh5wmCgy_IMX_jd4xMhbTA&s=19
Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19
Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!
I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀
Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖
hello!!!
Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19 /// Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19 /// Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19
NO LITERALLY HOW U GONNA DO THE CB WITHOUT THE FACE??? UNBELIEVABLE ALL OF IT ON SM, the lawsuit.. would’ve never thought it be baek to file a case against them, aND THE WAY I SCREAMED YELLED WHEN I SAW IT DHQJDKWHEJQ no bc how incredibly inhumane???? manipulating the then 11 year olds, gaslighting the now 30 year olds??? wow,, 17 year contracts excluding the ones u get if u wanna promo outside??? no mf wonder exo never went outside of korea 😭😭😭😭😭 THE WAY ALL THESE MEMES HAD ME HOLLERING ONE SECOND AND BREAKING DOWN THE OTHER BUT ANON????? WE WON!!!! EXO (+1) SM (OUT) PLAYING THAT ONE RONALDO VIDEO WITH STEREO HEARTS PLAYING IN THE BACK
THEY THOUGHT !!!!! SM, THEY REALLY DID FBWKHDKW tried to pit exo cbx against exo but they uni reversed 🔫🔫 and filed a investigation to get EVERYONES contact to be looked at??? my president is byun baekhyun actually, advocacy for sm artists <3 the way taeyong’s tolo is so chaotic w everything leading up to it 😭😭 AND THE MEDIA PLAY??? SM IS A HELLHOLE ITS LIKE 2009 AND 2014 AGAIN
oh wow, oh wow oh wow the audacity now they’re threatening exo to not speak??? im actually so— no words wow how disgustingly low can they drop
SCREAMING 😭😭 THE FUNNIEST THE TLS BEEN SINCE A WHILEE ive been laughing and giggling every day 😭😭 the “@.aespa BITCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU????” SCREAMS 😭😭😭😭
felt.
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But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF
imagine how kai’s contract looks like, 21 pages longer bc of his solo activities 😭😭😭😭 aND NOW IMAGINE MARKS???? OH LORD FBWMFJKWDHA ,, FUCK THAT LAW MAN i saw this the other day but they deleted now but,,, the way- got nothing nice to say so i will not
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and people did tarot on exo’s and those did not lie once,,, now some say irene and jisoo may also 😶 THE CARDS KNOWWWWW
cbx is the messiah of kpop atp 😭😭
“love” “sincerity” two words ive never heard sm say abt exo
jaejoong will always have the last laugh, he was at taeyeon’s concert and he better sign her and every sm artists 🤚🏻 jaejoong is MY president
ok not even kpop but benz leaving, zlatan retiring, , jennie the idol premiere, mclaren downhill, ferarri ruining their driver’s mental health— oh what? (i just saw this) how they keep him but lose cbx???
????? o everyone’s leaving
🤨🤨 sm media play at it again oh it’s on sight pls visit the sm building to give them a TALK OH ITS ON SIGHT
And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊 /// YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19
LMFAOOOO IF SEONGHWA EVER RECREATES THAT IT IS MY LAST STRAW,, FBWMDBWKBDKWBDKW HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE THIS CLOSE 😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOF HES SO PRETTY
But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19 /// They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19 /// This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19
minho’s dilfism at peak omg, MY TURN WHEN ME WHEN ME WHEN!!!!!!!!! omg taemin’s face it’s been so long 🥹🥹🥹
wait the song is 👁👁 kinda hARD LIKE AN ANIME SONG,, SUMMER ANTHEM!!!!! why does onew look like he went back to 2009 😭😭
To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19
no bc the audacity??? want shinee to do what cbx are doing, if they lose taemin and taeyeon, sm’s over and gone, im betting ppl will speak up for sure in the next few weeks as their contracts get looked over
Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19
true beauty fans, who’s left out of them? everyone’s a hwang inyeop fan, NO BC WHATS SO WRONG ABT THE TWEET ITS SO CORRECT?? like kdramas literally show kimchi slapping 😭😭
I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting! /// I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???
the drama looks super nice hopefully it can get the numbers 😭😭 LMFAOOO HE’S IN HIS YOUNG RICH AND FLEX ERA 😭😭😭 no ur so right broski is a villain not the mr intimidating rapper mingi fbwkddj PLEASE I WANTED MINGI WEARING GRILLS AND DOING HIS GROWL WOULDVE COLLAPSED,, taeyong has the face for it but he went to the braces route,, THE MILF GBNWFBEK vampire, milf, victorian prince, demon and now onto mr grills 😭😭
Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I
you’re right, atp i don’t even look at the lore anymore im just trying to get w the music, hoping for some good sounds on this album 🤲🏻 begging to hear good music it’s been a while since rover dropped 😭😭 LMFAOOO NO YEAH NEED SOME SMILING IN LIFE RIGHT NOW
Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm
LMFAOOOO ITS THE WAY EVERYTHING AND EVERY CONTROVERSY IS DROPPING DURING HIS SOLO 😭😭😭 no literally get that bag, it’s the way he pushed for his rights too,, hope baek mentors him to speak up against the sm mistreatment and contracts
https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool
will be seated for his comeback, cannot wait for a new sm sound my ears are
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PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19
the yunho slapping 😭😭😭😭 YEAH SAY UR RIGHTS SEONGHWA, and
park seonghwa with kids. need him to mess something up <3 ateez hello baby is closer
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Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19
no bc i need to put the blame on someone who made me stan exo and turns out it was me 😔😔
Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!
WE WILL BE THERE! WE WILL BE THERE MY FIC DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE IM GONNA SEE THE MR AND MISS PARK DUO 🫡🫡
I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀 /// Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖
AAAAAAAA DID U HEAR THE TRUCKS CALLING FOR CHILLIES 😭😭😭😭 mingi skz fan meet….locking eyes….me when. I HAVE NOT READ IT YET BUT IM ON MY WAY 🫡
omg???? i know they’ll be most likely nominated for cupid but their song lovin’ me is so good i tear up, their vocal colour is so pretty 😭😭😭
😶
ningning????
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bubbleteaimagines · 3 years
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i love your pretending to give the haikyuu boys head that genuinely made me smile 🥺 (if you're doing requests do you think you could do that with the aot boys if you haven't already? I know for sure porco would break)
Pretending to give the Attack on Titan Boys head prank
Attack on Titan Boys Headcanon
Warnings: NSFW Content
Authors Notes: Bdkalalal you’re absolutely right Porco would just stand there like 🧍🏻“You deadass rn?” He’d be so mad PLEASE
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EREN JAEGER
He’s probably on his phone, watching TikTok too LMAO
You have headphones on tho and Erens just playing his shit out loud, so he doesn’t see you watching the prank
As soon as you see it, a grin forms on your face and you decided to try it
Dropping a random hair tie, you fall to your knees right in front of Eren’s dick
This mf is so cocky, immediately putting down his phone and chuckling
“You wanna suck me off, huh baby? Always trying to please me,” He smirks and you have to fight the urge to roll your eyes at him
“I’m just picking up a hair tie,” You tell him nonchalantly, rising again and grinning at Eren’s shocked face
“W-What?” You burst out laughing as his face completely falls, “So you’re not-”
“It’s a Tiktok prank, babe,” You tell him, “You of all people should have seen that coming. You’re literally on the app,”
Good luck LMAO now Eren’s all pouty and refusing to cuddle cause you’re quote on quote, “Mean to him.”
LEVI ACKERMAN
So Levi’s just chilling, doing some stuff for work when all of a sudden you come in when a sly idea
His biggest mistake was leaving you alone, bored and on TikTok cause suddenly you have a sly idea
Going into his office, you knock quietly before entering
“Do you need something?” He asks without even looking up, too focused
“Just this,” You give him an innocent look and then drop to your knees, crawling under his desk and blinking up at a shocked Levi
“What are you doing, brat? I’m working,” He tries to sound annoyed but you can tell he’s interested from the way he’s shifting closer to you
“What? I’m just grabbing my pen you stole from me,” You grumble suddenly, holding it up and smirking
Levi’s eyes narrow
“Oh really?” He knows for a fact that wasn’t what you were doing, and the feign innocence in your eyes proves it
“Yep. I’ll be going now- have fun~” You sing, but Levi stops you before you can leave
“I don’t think so,” He growls, the paperwork suddenly forgotten as he zeros in on you. “Get on the desk. It’s time I took a break, don’t you think?”
REINER BRAUN
Don’t do this man like that
Reiner is stressed as it is, and you know blowjobs are his absolute favorite
But let’s just say you’re evil like that and decide to try it one day
Reiner’s on the couch, just doing whatever Reiner does and suddenly he sees you come into the living room with a shy smile
He knows something is about to happen, as your phone is in your hand and he’s pretty sure you’ve been scrolling on TikTok for a while now
But still, even though he’s prepared when you lean down in front of his dick, he still freezes up
“Babe? What are you doing?” He tilts his head to the side as you give him an innocent smile
“Nothing. Just this,” As soon as you push your hair out of the way Reiner’s eyes are wide, staring at you like really? Now?
You blink innocently and bend a little further, placing your hand on his thigh for dramatic effect. But just when Reiner starts to relax, hands slowly snaking down to you, you bend a little further, pick up the remote, and get up
“Just thought we could watch a movie together,” You tell him, trying to stifle your laughter at his shocked expression
“Okay,” Reiner blows out a breath, and he really is a trooper bc even tho he’s lowkey disappointed he won’t bug you
However, you start to feel bad the more he actually goes along with it, watching the movie you picked with no complaints, only shifting a little here and there
Halfway through, you can tell he’s still horny so you sigh and decide to give him the real thing this time
“Oh? I thought it was a joke,” He chuckles as you get on your knees and tug on his sweats
“Yeah but I felt bad. You’re patient even when you’re horny- it’s not fair,” You pout, knowing you’d never have the restraint that Reiner has
“Well if you insist...”
PORCO GALLIARD
The minute you do this prank be prepared for Porco to simply just pass away ™️
If he sees you getting on your knees he’s automatically excited, dropping whatever he was doing and immediately going to grip your hair
You can feel his fingers tugging on your locs and honestly, it’s kinda hard to continue cause this man is literally pulling you towards his dick 😂
But let’s just say somehow you manage to wiggle free and tell him that you were just reaching for something you dropped
Oh
OH
His smug smirk literally just melts away and his jaw drops, not believing what he was hearing
“You mean you’re not sucking my dick?”
“What? No Pock I’m not.”
“But...why?”
PLEASE this man is so bold he’ll try to put you on your knees again but you run away, laughing
“Porco I said you’re not getting head why did you even think that?”
Please he’s so mad
Like...you really just played him like that
He’s like that, “Fine then good luck ever getting your pussy ate again,” and now you’re the one changing your tune cause he’s being straight up petty rn
ZEKE JAEGER
If you try this on him...good luck lmao. You clearly don’t value your walking abilities
Zeke is eyeing your ass the minute you come outside, where he’s smoking on the porch
Quite honestly you’re nervous cause there’s no telling how this man is gonna react, but you decide to try it cause the views am I right?
Anyways, the minute you get on your knees and look up at him Zeke is sitting up straight, smoke lightly hitting your face as he looks down at you
“You trying to start something?” He asks, raising his eyebrows and you gulp as you lean down, eyes flickering to the object under his chair, “Out here?”
“N-No,” You shake your head and then reach out to retrieve your shoes, glancing back up at him, “I left my slides out here. I’m about to go to the store, you want anything?”
It’s dead silent for moment as Zeke catches sight of your camera, everything suddenly clicking in his mind. Slowly, he stares at you saying nothing as finishes his cigarette, and then he stomps it out, rising from his chair
“Zeke...?”
“Come on,” He says suddenly, walking over to where your phone was and grabbing it. You gulp as his face appears in the camera, eyes rolling as he shuts it off and then pockets it. “Take them shoes off. You ain’t going to the store. There’s something you need to do first.”
“Oh shit,” You swallow thickly as realization begins to set in
“Oh shit is right,” He chuckles, “Next time, think twice about trying out one of your little pranks on me. Don’t let TikTok be reason you can’t walk the next morning.”
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realcube · 3 years
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haikyuu!! boys’ reactions to you speaking 💗 uwu💗
characters: tsukishima, ushijima, yaku, kenma & iwazumi
thank you anon for this cute request 💕 idk what i just wrote but i had fun 👍
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IWAIZUMI & KENMA’S ARE AGED UP! MUTURE THEMES - MINORS DNI
tw// fluff, swearing, uwu language, cwinge
kenma’s hcs tw// sexual themes, implied switch!reader, phone sex(?), mentions of a blowjob, mentions of punishment
iwaizumi’s hcs tw// breeding kink, fem!reader, orgasm denial
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Kei Tsukishima
you realised he didn’t like it so you did it just to annoy him LMFAO
he was scrolling through tiktok and a girl popped up on his fyp talking like that, so he snarled and immediately flicked it away, muttering something along the lines of ‘why do people speak like that? do they think it’s cute? ‘cause it’s really not; it’s just embarrassing.’
so you wasted no time in responding, ‘sowwy? what was that?’
HELL 👏 FIRE
his blood literally ran cold, he was aware that you liked taking the piss but he didn’t expect you to do it to this extent
 ‘what did you just say?’ he murmured, silently praying that he had just misheard you
you rolled your eyes before scoffing ‘nothing.’ you deepened your voice, just playing around at this point tbh
tsukishima hummed in agreement, deciding not to inquire further as he figured that he must’ve heard the echo of the girl’s voice in his head rather than yours
so he was just about go back to scrolling until he heard you coo in a high-pitched from behind him, ‘tsukishima is a lil’ bitch.’
‘(Y/N), FUCKING STOP!’ he let a throaty scream at you
‘you’re so boring, tsukki-’ you spoke, quickly cutting yourself off so you could switch to your uwu voice, ‘or should I say; bowing.’
you said, hopeful that your voice would make it clearing that you meant ‘boring’ rather than the act of playing an instrument with a bow
‘go to hell.’ he grumbled, trying his best to tune you out by pulling his headphones over his ears 
‘babe~’ you purred, shuffling over to him and peppering kisses along the nape of his neck as you were feeling extra evil today, ‘wuv you~’
‘jail.’  tsukishima simply stated as he switched over to Spotify so he could blare some Mother Mother to drown out the sound of your voice
the worst part was that he couldn’t even tell if he liked it or not PFFT
like it was cute but the fact you weaponised it against him annoyed him
but you were also giving him kithes so he couldn’t exactly complain 💞
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Morisuke Yaku 
ok don’t even lie yaku does a variant of the uwu voice whenever he’s trying to insult kuroo IUGBEIGVA
it’s something like ‘aww, kuwoo, does your lil’ undewdeveloped bwain not undewstand algebwa?’ but in a mocking way yk?
so when a he watches a lil’ tabby cat approach you on the street, then you busted out the uwu voice that he had never heard before- he was taken aback
at first he was like ‘woah why are you making fun of that cat?’ bc he always associated that voice with ridicule LMFAO
but when he processed all the nice things you were saying he realised that you were being nice lol
so then he was like ‘awwww 🥺 (y/n) + cat = SO FKN CUTE!! 💕💗💖’ *click click* and he just starts taking photos
he probably puts them on his private story with the caption ‘their an angel 😍’
(then kuroo probably replies with ‘they’re*’) (don’t ask why yaku put him on his private story ✋)
anyway, he’s probably so fond of the voice too like ofc he thinks it’s cute
bc it’s a lil’ kitten and you’re talking to it in a high-pitched voice as if it can understand you SO FKN CUTE
he’s not too effected by it tho- it’s mostly how well you get on with the cat that he really admires
then he couched down beside you to talk to the cat too and y’all had a whole conversation with it in uwu
‘aww, look! are you hungwy, baby?’ you asked the cat as it licked the back of it’s paw
‘i think, it is!’ yaku continued, aware that if anybody from school caught him doing this, he’d pass away on the spot but what can he say? he’s soft for you (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
 ‘i have some blueberries in my bag, you can have some if you say please.’ he told the cat
you were both met by the cat’s blank - but adorable - stare, accompanied by silence until the kitten let out a faint, ‘mew’
‘AWWWWWW!!! 💞💕💖🥺👏 ’ you both squealed in unison, impressed by the kitten’s response 
‘it understands us!’ you gasped while applauding the cat for it’s excellent communication skills
‘the voice must work!’ yaku concluded as he scrambled to throw his bag off his back and rummage through it in search of the tub of blueberries
you nodded, watching in awe as yaku pulled out the tub to carefully pick out the plumpest berries and feed them to the cat
yaku noticed your expression out of the corner of his eye and chuckled, ‘what?’
‘you’re so cute.’ you snickered, lighting bopping his nose with your index finger as he continued to allow the cat to feed out of the palm of his hand
a furious blush immediately covered his cheeks as he hastily turned his head away to hide it - in a typical anime fashion, ‘be quiet.’
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Kenma Kuzome
it’s a sex thing-- it’s 100% a sex thing
a kink perhaps?
ngl he loves it when you do the voice in bed 
like don’t ask why it turns him on so much
he’s weak for you whenever you do the voice tbh
BUT it’s only hot when you do it 
when any other person does it - especially if it’s over text - he literally gags 🤢🤢🤢
when a streamer he watches does the voice, he’s just thinks ‘ew ✋ that isn’t cute. pls stop.’
but when you do it- boner alert pfft
especially when you moan in that voice yES HE LOVES THAT
you just execute it in a way these other bitches just can’t, okay? 💅 IUERBGFERIBG
he doesn’t mind putting the voice on sometimes if you like it when he does it but he’s really embarrassed by it 🙈
he’ll try to say something in the voice while you’re rearranging his guts for a change and you’re praising him like 👏👏👏 ‘awh, precious kenma bb.i love that voice on you, i might just let you cum early--’
and he’s fucking groaning from pain, pleasure and humiliation 
‘never again.’ was the single coherent thought he could form
you’re only giving like 20% of the time but if you happen to giving on a day that you’re feeling especially evil, you might make him do the voice in exchange for orgasm privileges
but he gets you back for it though 
you’d call him, whining and pleading for him to help you with the throbbing between your legs or at the very least, give you permission to touch yourself
but considering that the day prior, you had tortured his ass to the point were he was now struggling to sit down, ofc he was just like ‘no ❤’ when you ask for his assistance 
even after your continuous begging, he didn’t budge 
‘don’t you dare put your hands on yourself until i get home. i’m leaving right now so i should be back in half an hour but if you keep pestering me like a little bitch, then i’ll be sure to go extra slow on the highway.’
although, for kenma ‘extra slow’ is probably the speed limit lmao
(istg he drives like he’s in mario kart)
however, half an hour was just too long 😩 i mean, you had probably been on call with him for 5 minutes already and it took you 20 minutes to get him to pick up the phone so by now, you were clearly on the brink of madness
‘kitten~’ you whined, desperately trying to think of a way to convince kenma to aid you 
then you remembered; his weak spot
‘pwease, baby?’ you softened and raised the pitch of your voice
kenma perked up as he realised what you were trying to do, the tips of his ears burning, ‘don’t bother to try that with me, (y/--’
‘i’ll suck you off when you come back.’ you promised, keeping the voice on, the aching getting worse and worse by the second
kenma was now partially able to relate to your circumstance as he began to feel a straining of his own, between his legs at your cutesy tone along with the image of the last time you blew him tormenting his mind
‘whatever. but only use your hands. i can tell when you use a toy so don’t even try; or else i’ll dick you down ‘til the sun rises- okay bye.’
atm the moment, that hardly sounded like a punishment but then you reflected back on how you’d be crying for a mercy after the fourth round with kenma so- yeah
anyway, moral of the story, if you perform the voice well enough, it’s basically kenma’s weakness so use it wisely 
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Hajime Iwaizumi
you first did the voice in front of him while you had a friend’s baby in your arms and you were trying to communicate with it 
it kinda looked like 
you: hewwo babyy~ who’s the most precious thing? you are! 
the baby: 🤠
the parent: 🙂
iwa: 😶
iwa ON THE INSIDE: breeding kink go brrrr 😩 i want to put a baby in her so bad- she’ll scream my name in that fucking voice tonight
and he was right
cut to him pounding you while demanding that you say his name in ✨the voice✨ or else you won’t be allowed to cum
ofc you had too much pride for that so you just let him dick you down and cum whether he likes it or not but he could tell that was the plan you had in mind so he suddenly pulled out just as you were about to reach your high
he looked at you with a mean scowl, ‘fucking say it or i’ll stop right now.’
if he were to stop, it would kinda be a punishment for him too but he didn’t care- anything to see his lovely gf suffer tbh 😇
also he could get off to you fingering yourself, struggling to orgasm- he’s done it before and he’ll gladly do it again if you don’t say his damn name 
‘iwa..’ you groaned, gripping at the sheets as you anticipated him sliding his cock back into you 
‘in the voice.’ iwaizumi reiterated, delivering a hard smack to the side of your thigh out of annoyance
you hissed at the sharp impact , gulping to lubricate your dry throat before choking out in your best imitation of the voice he desired, ‘iwa~’
he was only half-satisfied with what you uttered but i mean, it got the job done
his dick was throbbing, practically begging for the comfort of your warm cunt once again so he hastily slipped back in, letting out a low groan as he did so
so he’d continue hammer you from behind, probably muttering incoherent things about your babies and your voice while doing so but you chose to pay little attention to it as you couldn’t help but focus on your own intense pleasure
once he finally climaxed, he did it inside you which you wasn’t surprising as y’all had already established that you love being being filled up and he loves filling you up 💕
but then he insisted that y’all go for another few rounds to increase the chance of pregnancy 
like- sir-
you didn’t have the heart to tell him that you were on birth control 
bc surely......he would’ve known
but he didn’t
you eventually told him that you had no interest in coming off birth control and he wasn’t mad LMAO he didn’t even want a baby tbh he was just caught up in the moment 
yeah no but if you do the voice again, the cycle will continue
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Wakatoshi Ushijima
you were both hanging out in your bedroom, doing your own things, and you were sending your friend a (video) snap so you ironically used the uwu voice
ofc this caught his attention so he shifted his gaze off of his revision sheets and onto you, shooting you a weird look
you couldn’t help but snicker, turning to him and continuing with your little impression, ‘can i hewp you?’ you tried to ask in all seriousness but you couldn’t suppress the smile that was tugging on the corners of your lip
were you a little high? yes
ushijima just blinked rapidly, wondering why you sound like a cuter version of mickey mouse all of a sudden
was it a trend?
or maybe it was for one of those ‘tiktoks’?
either way, ushijima couldn’t help what he said next
‘no. i’m fiwne.’
IUERSBGTOHAROHSGBGFRO
HE SAID IT LIKE ‘fi - whine’ THO
you passed away 💀⚰
‘TOSHI!!!’ you screamed, feeling your soul leave your body
ushijima gasped, thinking that you had just been possessed or sumn, ‘hm?’
once he realised that you were in fact sane, he figured that your reaction must have something to do with his response 
‘did i say something wrong?’ his lips curling into the tiniest of smiles, simply because you looked so joyous so ofc he was he was happy seeing you happy
‘nope! please say it again, toshi! i’m beggin’ ya’
‘no.’
although he loved hearing you laugh more than anything, the man had his limits
ngl he doesn’t mind when you do it - it just doesn’t especially effect him, that’s all
you could just randomly start talking like that during a conversation and he’ll just go from 😐 to 😐
but he gets butterflies when you call him ‘baby’ which is something you usually pickup whenever you put on the voice lol <3
pls call him ‘baby’ or ‘babe’ more he just wants to feel cared for and loved for a change instead of always having to constantly put on a front of ‘big, stoic man with no feeling that you can push around to your hearts content’  around literally everyone. sometimes he just wants to come home and feel like he can actually express himself and be soft without getting ridiculed  
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It's come to my attention that there is not a lot of t-word content on Obey Me! And as a member of both communities, I am expected to provide what is lacking. This has MC as a switch.
Obey Me! Shall We Date? Tickle headcanons!
Lucifer
Whether you want to believe it or not, he didn't get into tickle fights much.
That being said, when he did, he was a ruthless ler through and through.
He didn't get involved because none of the brothers, not even Mammon, are dumb enough to provoke him.
Then MC comes along.
With their lack of self preservation instincts and common sense, provoking Lucifer into tickle fights, no matter how one sided they are, becomes almost a daily occurrence.
Finds himself now beginning to identify more as a ler-leaning-switch.
Main spots are his shoulder blades, sides, ribs, and hips. Rough tickles get the loudest responses, though reactions to light scratching, fluttering, and/or pinching his ribs are absolutely adorable.
Though he is a ler-leaning-switch, that doesn't mean he has at all left his ruthlessness at the door, he could still probably kill someone if he wanted to.
Uses all kinds of tickles depending on who and where it is. (Will die before telling anyone, but he really like to give and receive sillier stuff like nibbles and raspberries)
He was/is a bit gentler with MC because he, originally, though that the human was too fragile for what he normally does. If MC straight up tells him that they don't want him to be easy on them, then, believe you me, he won't. Do be prepared, MCs that believe they can take it, to be almost killed every single time.
8/10 for ticklishness.
Mammon
If he says his middle name is gambling, he's lying, it's actually switch.
As a playful tickle monster of a ler and a blushy, flustered mess of a lee, this man can not take what he dishes out.
This mf growls in the most teasing way possible, the three times in at least a dozen millenia that Lucifer found himself in the position of lee even he found himself blushing at the second born's antics.
MC comes along and this man almost dies on several occasions.
He doesn't need to breathe, but gdi, he wish he did so he could use that to make them stop.
Don't worry about what gets the best reactions, all of them do.
Even though... go for the middle section (right where his wings pop out) of his back if you want him to beg, ribs+sides if you want frantic laughter, and thighs+ass if you want high notes.
Did I mention that he's a brat? 'Cause he's a brat.
He will do anything but what you tell him to, if he knows you'll tickle him. He's the kind of brat that thinks they can take it, but start begging before you even touch them.
Over all, 13/10 on the ticklish scale.
Leviathan
This mans...
Right off the bat, baby's a lee-leaning switch.
He lers to get revenge on some people and lees most of the time.
He ended up on the losing side of tickle fights nine times outta ten.
When he does ler though...
The tail in his demon form isn't just for direction and decoration, oh, no, no, he'll pin you with it so he can use both hands. If a majority of it is free, he'll use it to help tickle you, too.
His preferred method of tickling people in poking bc it doesn't require to much physical contact, but if he's really trying he'll go all out. Squeezes, raspberries, nibbles, pinches, and that's not even the end of the list.
Teases his lee by pointing out obvious shit, like how red their face is, how they've been bested by a "dirty otaku", how much their laughing, etc, etc.
Then Mc comes along and he just can't-
Malfunctions 75% of the time he's suddenly touched, and when Mc appears outta nowhere to start shit that gets bumped up to 80%.
Tease him, trust me.
He'll whine about it, but he wants it.
Lower back damn near kills him, underarms are torture, and stummy turns him into the giggly-ist, blushy-ist, adorable ball of mush you've ever seen.
12/10 for ticklish asf.
Satan
You can't even attempt to tickle this man.
Right below Lucifer when it comes to who wins the family tickle fights.
He's in a full on war with Lucifer for the No. 1 spot.
He has yet to win against his brother/father, and probably never will-
Ler all the way, and he's RUTHLESS.
Like, more ruthless than Lucifer, because Lucifer will let up so you breathe after a while so you don't suffocate.
Satan has spells that will force oxygen into and out of your lungs and, if he uses them, that's it. You're fucked. You pissed him off, now he's gonna get you back until he feels satisfied.
When Mc comes along, he's actually kinda happy when they challenge him.
Finally! I worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!
Teasing will result in immediate termination by tickles.
He cackles like an evil mastermind if you squeeze his hips, will attempt to fist-fight you if you start poking around him back, and,- just,-... gives tf up if you go for the outer side of his thighs.
7/10 but just can't take it.
Asmodeus
Careful, now! Asmo is just about anything and everything.
This baby is 100% a switch and changes for whatever his partner wants.
Lees, you want a ruthless ler? Merciful? Something else/in between? Asmo's got you.
Lers, you want a brat? Obedient? Something else/in between? Asmo's got you!
Fellow switches? Anytime, anywhere, Asmo. Has. Got you.
Asmo often tries to use tickle fights to feel people up, but it's kinda hard to do that when your arms are pinned above your head, so he'll just sit there and take it.
However, he has accidentally started them from attempting to feel someone up.
He's ticklish just about everywhere, but his thighs, knees and underarms deserve some special attention.
Absolutely the demon to tease his 'lees with compliments (unless it's Mammon, to which then it's straight up lecturing or insults)
NAILS.
Watch out for this man's nails because they're deadly.
That being said, he know just how tickly his nails are and uses them every chance he gets, so you really can't watch out for them.
I've said before that he'll be whatever the other wants, but when he wants to tickle, he's mean. The kind of mean that makes lees keyboard smash.
6/10, but it can and will change depending on the person.
Beelzebub
Tickle monster 2.0
Tickle bear hugs!
He is a ler, but he's a very sweet ler.
Light tickles, nibbles, chomp-ies, kisses, the occasional raspberry here and there.
He teases by asking questions that would be normal to ask in any other situation, but it's flustering in this one.
Gets into tickle fights all the time!
He's the one holding the person who started it down, while the others go ham on them.
Hungy Sweetheart just wants to be helpful!
He's almost never lee'd!
Then MC comes along and figures out that's because he's only ticklish in very certain spots that's no one'd really checked.
The only other person to know where those are, is Belphie bc it's Belphie-
Baby is very scared of hurting you, so he doesn't try to fight you off, or buck, or anything.
Doesn't really laugh, but he does giggle. When you find those spots near his neck and stomach, he's giggling like a mad man.
4/10 but is very sweet.
Belphegore
Our poor, tired, murderous calf...
Yeah, in an alternate universe, he killed us with tickles.
We've got another ruthless ler on our hands.
You'd think he doesn't care about tickling people bc tired, but that's how he gets ya
If you're getting chased, you're more likely to run to the one place you know there's a person who wouldn't wanna tickle you, but, secretly, that person does want to tickle you and once you've locked the door and hunkered down with them, you've dug your own grave.
The ler that's gonna tell you to be quiet while they attack your worst spots.
He's a ler, but that doesn't mean he's not ticklish.
Over all, he's not insanely ticklish like Levi or Mammon, but he's pretty bad.
His neck, thighs and belly make him laugh desperately, but anywhere else is light giggles and squeaks to yelps and squeals.
Squeezing is his favorite, giving and receiving.
6/10 for the 7th born
That's it for now, I've had this sitting in my queue for months now and I had to get this out of it. Consider this a part 1 and part 2 will be the "Neo Dateables" or side characters.
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I mean to be fair to edelgard, if I found out the popes/president were actually one guy who lived basically forever, I'd probably at the very least question thus popeident's leadership skills. Especially if I found out that a good portions of this hypothetical popes religion was fake and that also this pope was basically jesus. Granted, that'd mostly because of a lack of context since this hypothetical immortal popes motives are largely unknown.
Like without the context of her motives, Rhea CAN seen in a pretty negative light. She suddenly goes from a mother/grandmother/wife/daughter who's got issues and is trying to protect her relatives and fodlann with her position while trying to turn some homuncili into her mom, to a dragon lady who's been in head of a major religion that she made up for centuries who actively stiffled/slowed down fodlann's scientific/academic growth for unknown reasons.
Like if you didn't know about Rhea's whole deal, she'd look pretty suspiscious. This isn't me saying "edelgard completely right church bad! Rhea is evil!".
I'm more trying to say Edelgard was SORT of right in being suspiscious of everyones favorite lizard pope, but jumped to WAY too fast onto the conclusion of "The church is definitely evil, because crest=bad and crest=blessings of the goddess, therefore church=bad!"
Rhea WORST 'crime' at most as leader of the church is that she was pretty passive as leader of the church. Like, apart from trying to keep the peace as a whole and hiding technology for a while until she decided (maybe arbitrarily maybe not) that humanity was ready for it, she seemed *largely* content with the state of things as a whole. Granted, that strikes me less as her not giving a shit and more just her not knowing about some if the bad shit going on behind the scenes in Fodlann, and her going "Okay yeah thats bad. Buuuut when mom's back she'll be a way better leader and she'll make everything way better than I ever could. Back to studying and researching homunculi children so I can maybe shove my moms soul into one."
That's my take anyway. Basically if Rhea and the lords had a group therapy session a lot of tragedy could have been avoided. Alas therapists don't exist in fire emblem, just look at the various characters with underlying trauma that they havent dealt with.
I mean to be fair to edelgard, if I found out the popes/president were actually one guy who lived basically forever, I'd probably at the very least question thus popeident's leadership skills.
why? wouldn’t their longevity make them better leaders? they have much more experience and know how the world works. i mean, agree with the woman or not, rhea’s results are hard to argue with. 1000 years is an extremely long time to help mitigate peace. our world can’t seem to avoid conflict every half decade it would seem. so it’s not like rhea is doing a bad job of it.
Especially if I found out that a good portions of this hypothetical popes religion was fake and that also this pope was basically jesus. Granted, that'd mostly because of a lack of context since this hypothetical immortal popes motives are largely unknown.
that’s when you have a nice little sit down and have a chat. and also, rhea didn’t make up the religion. it already existed before the war of heroes. all she did was change a couple of details to hide the fact that nabeteans existed and the fact that the elites were mad murderers to keep their descendants safe.
Like without the context of her motives, Rhea CAN seen in a pretty negative light. She suddenly goes from a mother/grandmother/wife/daughter who's got issues and is trying to protect her relatives and fodlann with her position while trying to turn some homuncili into her mom, to a dragon lady who's been in head of a major religion that she made up for centuries who actively stiffled/slowed down fodlann's scientific/academic growth for unknown reasons.
as for the tech thing, i mean, we see most of the tech inside garreg mach itself and nobody acknowledges any bans so it clearly was an extremely long time ago that they were taken down. also, edelgard never mentions these things as her reasons for war (or at all) so i don’t even think she’s aware of them so how could they color her view? like edel canonically doesn’t know about the homunculi so why would she find it sus?
Like if you didn't know about Rhea's whole deal, she'd look pretty suspiscious. This isn't me saying "edelgard completely right church bad! Rhea is evil!".
like i said above, all of rhea’s more suspicious behavior is never mentioned by edelgard. and everybody else in the game seems to like rhea well enough and not find her suspicious and all the crimes edelgard espouses are lies so what even is there that would turn her off from the archbishop other than the ‘beasts hiding in human skin’ thing.
the only character that has real legitimate reasons to not trust rhea due to personal experience and rhea’s extremely suspicious behavior is jeralt which he talks about in his journal. but that’s noting war worthy.
I'm more trying to say Edelgard was SORT of right in being suspiscious of everyones favorite lizard pope, but jumped to WAY too fast onto the conclusion of "The church is definitely evil, because crest=bad and crest=blessings of the goddess, therefore church=bad!"
i’m sure ionius had a hand in this since edel talks about how she has information about the church from him that’s been passed down from emperor to emperor (basically a centuries old game of telephone). what was told? who fucking know. she never says.
Rhea WORST 'crime' at most as leader of the church is that she was pretty passive as leader of the church.
is that the worst crime though? i mean, it’s a damned if you do and a damned if you don’t situation. rhea isn’t a queen, she isn’t an emperor, she’s a spiritual leader. she can’t force people to do anything outside of her staff at garreg mach. hell, she has no presence in adrestia, the western church hates her, and the eastern tries to help in the alliance but the nobles don’t listen to them.
the alternative is for her to grab actual political power and involve herself in the politics of the other nations and make laws that you have to follow the church’s teachings which is… uh… bad. thank goodness she doesn’t bc i wouldn’t be able to defend that lol
Like, apart from trying to keep the peace as a whole and hiding technology for a while until she decided (maybe arbitrarily maybe not) that humanity was ready for it, she seemed *largely* content with the state of things as a whole.
but she isn’t though. that’s why she’s trying to revive sothis in the first place. she isn’t satisfied with how things are and she’s actively trying to being back fodlan’s golden age through sothis.
Granted, that strikes me less as her not giving a shit and more just her not knowing about some if the bad shit going on behind the scenes in Fodlann, and her going "Okay yeah thats bad. Buuuut when mom's back she'll be a way better leader and she'll make everything way better than I ever could. Back to studying and researching homunculi children so I can maybe shove my moms soul into one."
yeah. when it comes to twsitd and them fucking shit up in the background she isn’t aware that it’s them. after the war of heroes the church had tried to uncover who helped nemesis since the church is suspicious of the fact that a simple bandit was able to commit so much horror on his own. they believed that he had accomplices who helped him, and with good reason. however, no matter how hard they looked they never discovered the puppet masters behind everything since twsitd covered their tracks and nobody knows they exist. the church eventually gave up the search in favor of helping the people and tried their best to put the incident behind them. and by the time of the game it’s been over a thousand years so i’m pretty sure that rhea believes them to be dead lol
then like you said at some point rhea starts her plan to fix fodlan through sothis again.
That's my take anyway. Basically if Rhea and the lords had a group therapy session a lot of tragedy could have been avoided. Alas therapists don't exist in fire emblem, just look at the various characters with underlying trauma that they havent dealt with.
very true.
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wE NEED A VNADY, RIKA, RAY, ETC ETC WHOEVER YOU'D LIKE TO WRITE PLEASE
ALRIGHT ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE
Mornings (Vanderwood, Rika, Unknown+ Alters -its alters right? Bc for some reason my brain translates it to personas and it's just- MA'AM WHAT)
Vanderwood:
While he worked at the agency he barely left with a goodbye.
He didn't want to be actually saying goodbye forever.
Instead he would give you a quick kiss and immediately leave.
When they got rid of the agency tho?
Honestly this man will not admit how much he freakin loves you.
I like to think that in his 'route' or smth MC was in really heavy danger, and he realized just how much he cares about them. Now he's not so much of a "i-its not like I like you or anythin!" Sort of relationship, but instead it'll be like "god I love this dumbass do much....dammit." He will show he loves you by cooking your favorite food, or suddenly coming up to you and hugging you while blushing like crazy.
It always depends on who's up first. If it's him he'll stay in bed with you until you wake up. Those days he will be super honest with you. That's when he lets his guard fully down, and he shows how much he adores you.
He is also a housewife. You cannot change my mind, MAKE THE V+SAERAN+VANDERWOOD HOUSE WIFE CLUB I BEG YOU-
On days you both don't have to work or do anything, he will draw up a bath for the two of you to shower together while he hugs you and kisses your forehead. He isn't one to say "you are my everything" or "I love you" or "I'm crazy for you", instead he shows it and imprints his love for you in all his kisses and all his caresses.
Rika:
(She's healthy in this of course)
She wakes you up with kisses and smooches all over your face, saying I'm a sing-song voice to wake up! You have a very busy day today!!
She will dance around the room, and help you cook breakfast.
You both help each other while dressing yourselves, with her helping tie a ribbon or tie while you caress her hair, making her giggle.
On days you don't have to do anything, if it's too late she will wake you up by muzzling her nose against yours, and then you will both lay in bed talking about work or the RFA, or things you both want to do to change the world. Those days you will both make breakfast later than usual.
Unknown:
Oh honey.
Oh boy
I don't know if I'd like waking up with him.
I mean a masochist part of me is like MMM YEAH CUTE BOI but on the other hand it's like bAbY nO
Unknown sometimes let's you sleep in.
He woke you up super early before, but after he began caring about you he realized that you're a human being and you need rest.
As soon as you wake up he will give you his usual smirk. "Good morning princess~ I was about to wake you with a kiss of you didn't get up soon~"
He will have some breakfast ready for you (and probably some elixir too, although he honestly doesn't want you to take as much -this guy, deep down really cares about you, he just shows it in very...uhm... strange ways.)
You will both eat together, with Unknown telling you your schedule for today and what evil plans you want to get done.
If not and you're both eating pescefullt then it will probably be cut short by the two of you having to go to work.
If there are days where you don't have to do anything, which...uhmm....is probably impossible, then he will keep you in bed with him for the whole morning, biting and kissing your neck, while pressing your bare body against his, not letting you go while whispering and teasing you.
Ray:
You almost never get to wake up with him :(
He will be already gone by the morning, but he will always leave you some nice breakfast and a note, attached with a flower.
"I'm really sorry I had to leave to work really early. I'd love to stay just one morning with you...to see your beautiful face as you wake up...to caress your cheeks and maybe even...kiss you...
Ah! But don't tell savior I said that! ! Work is going fine, and I don't deserve you worrying about me. I hope you enjoy the breakfast I cooked for you.
I'll see you later, my one and only love 💕
~Ray"
Suit!Saeran:
Mornings are not....normal.
You almost never get to sleep, and are woken up by a very mad Saeran.
"Who said you could fully sleep huh?? Get up princess. I'm pretty bored today, so why don't we have some fun?"
Your days are filled with either screams or yells or insults from him, especially if he had had a bad day.
Although.... sometimes... sometimes he will come up to your room, when it's really early, and come to lay beside you in bed.
Those moments he will be quiet. He won't day anything.
Although...if you listen closely you can hear him...sobbing?
Those moments, you will quietly wrap your arms around him and rub his back, or caress his hair.
It's just...gosh it's been so hard....and he can't do anything about what is happening now.
Then, a few hours later when you wake up, you will have some breakfast. He won't be anywhere around, but then you'll recieve a text message from him.
"Don't look so surprised. Eat up.
.....
Thanks for yesterday. Even if I didn't need your stupid help.
Don't expect this to repeat again, so you'd better eat everything on your plate and when I come back I expect you to be on your knees telling me how grateful you are to have such a kind master.
Then you will pay me back with something else.
SE! Saeran:
You two had moved in together when you felt Saeran was well enough mentally to finally leave his brother and his partner to start a new life with his own.
Some mornings start better than others.
There are days where he will wake up and smile at you, kissing you and then getting breakfast ready for you.
Others...well...
Sometimes though, mornings will be a bit hard. When that happens you will wake up first and make him breakfast. Sometimes you will run your hands through his hair while hugging him and whispering reassuring words.
Other days he will wake up before you and make you breakfast. He's also a bit of a house wife, since he likes keeping busy while you work.
When you don't have to do anything, then he will hold you close and bury his head on your chest, telling you he loves you, and you'll both cuddle until you get hungry and have to get breakfast!
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PLS PLS LIST THE SWAPS!! TELL ME ABOUT THE SIBLINGS AND ALSO HIFUMI BECAUSE I LOVE HIM (IF YOU WANT!) I will also send more questions in the morning too, excited to see what you’ve been working on!!
OK OK OK !!!!! AHH! So, before assigning talents, I swapped the pools, so for the first game, I use the talents from the second game, and vis versa! For some i listed gender, sexuality, or neurodivergencies, though this isn’t all of them, and I haven’t developed them all to the same level!
This is SO long. I didn’t even bother mentioning things like my plans for the killing games. (I have DR1 planned out in full, but only parts of DR2 and the v3 anime)
THANK YOU FOR THE ASK MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT IN HAPPINESS WHEN I SAW I HAD NEW ASK NOTIFS!!
LIST:
Trigger Happy Havoc (first game)
Kyoko Kirigiri- Ultimate Luckster- Mastermind (: Sometimes lesbians can be evil okay! was trained as a detective like everyone in her family and didn’t get the ultimate :) she’s definitely not mad about that :) her luck cycle depends on how far she plans things ahead. her good luck is when she’s spontaneous! She hates when ‘normal’ people are accepted by ultimates.
Makoto Naegi- Photographer (Mostly wildlife and nature photography, with Sayaka helping him for some animal photography (: trans and bi <3 One of sayaka’s birds nests in his hair like all the time)
Kiyotaka Ishimaru- Ultimate Swordsman (AUTISTIC ICON, has trained in kendo since he was a kid, then was essentially given away to the Fujisaki clan by his very stressed dad. Semiverbal, rarely speaks.)
Chihiro Fujisaki- Ultimate Yakuza (Taka is her bodyguard! His family is in debt to hers, the Fujisaki clan is the most powerful in Japan. trans icon, of course, dates Sayaka! Very direct, though she’s far more delicate and polite when talking to taka, her best friend)
Sakura Oogami- Ultimate Nurse (Works as an EMT- her clan still is in martial arts, so she’s still very buff, she assists in injuries at the family dojo. Autistic Icon)
Asahina Aoi- Ultimate Gamer (ULTIMATE ADHD. streams and has a ton of fun, will ramble while breaking records, demigirl who loves her girlfriend sakura :)
Mukuro Ikusaba- Ultimate Chef (Works best with ‘cheap’ food, and making them taste good. a byproduct of growing up on the streets with junko, and junko being bored of the same old food they dug out of the trash. now works closely with junko for her teams’ nutritional needs! autistic and sapphic.)
Junko Enoshima- Ultimate Team Manager (there are SO many sports she can never get bored, and the professional scene is always changing! prefers coaching womens’ teams, because being an ultimate brings them more publicity and usually higher pay :)
Mondo Oowada- Ultimate Prince (OH MY BOY. trans adhd icon. now the crown prince of Novoselic, with a reagent in his place until he comes of age. His service dog Chuck is a maltese and an absolute sweetheart. Chihiro takes him under her wing to teach leadership. also dates taka later OF COURSE, though they’re poly and I may add more ppl to their relationship later.)
Celestia Ludenburg- Ultimate Musician (specializes in violin, most strings, though she can play any instrument. grew up poor, dedicated herself to an instrument and persona to cope)
Byakuya Togami- Ultimate Musician (Yep. two musicians. two catty trans gay icons about to throw down. they HATE each other and grew up as rivals. specialize in classical, they literally tore a professional orchestra full of grown adults apart trying to make them side with who was the best musician. they’re so good that they’re matched, and Hope’s Peak accepts them as one student and combined ultimate. they room together. they fight. Literally if one of them gets expelled, the other does too, so they’re STUCK. eventually they become literally inseparable and insufferable together like the WORST siblings. I love them.)
Sayaka Maizono- Breeder (animal handler) (Specializes in birds!!!!!! has songbirds on her shoulders all the time. will give unsettling animal facts without realizing they’re unsettling. sends her songbirds to serenade chihiro when they start dating <3)
Yasuhiro Hagakure- Gymnast (you see this tall goof who acts like an older brother to everyone and wonder HOW he’s a gymnast. he’s completely different in competitions, though still lighthearted. becomes a big brother figure to mukuro and junko especially <3 also trans bc i say so.)
Leon Kuwata- Traditional Dancer (he just. kinda hates it. it takes SO much work and effort but he takes to it naturally. his cousin kanon is NOT like in canon, instead she’s helpful. he’d literally rather be doing anything else. doesn’t know how to do anything like... basic either. can’t cook. cant do his own laundry. everything was dedicated to traditional japanese dancing before he attended HPA.)
Toko Fukawa- Engineer (writes schematics and is very good at it. gets VERY upset when her plans go wrong. her notes are orderly and perfect. host for their system!)
Syo- Mechanic (a factive of genocider syo, NOT an actual killer. she’s a protector mainly, and also is more adept at hands on skills when it comes to fixing things, her hands are less shaky. Her notes are a disaster and she does it to spite Toko.)
Hifumi Yamada- (???) (reserve course) Protagonist! My BOY. HIFUMI IS GOOD OKAY. He’s autistic and loves anime and gaming! he’s not particularly ultimate-leveled at them, or anything else! Attending Hope’s Peak as a reserve course student! At one point he joins the student council as a reserve course representative even if he’s only a freshman :) He’s also a moderator in Hina’s livestream chat, under the username of JusticeHammer, fastest ban hammer this side of the internet. He's internet friends with hina and sakura, and doesn’t realize Oh We Go To the same SCHOOL until he bumps into them. and realizes hina doesnt know what he looks like. but sakura does. its hilarious. he’s aroace, and during the year they’re locked in HPA, is in a queer platonic partnership with Hina and Sakura, while they’re dating each other. it’s great.)
Goodbye Despair! (second game)
Peko Pekoyama- Lucky student (ohohoh. her luck relies on her conviction. if she has doubts her bad luck strikes HARD. trans!, was taken in by Fuyuhiko’s family when she was a baby, grew up as just another kid in the family. They all expected Fuyu to go off to HPA on his own and then BOOM acceptance letter)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu- Programmer (He. gets so angry while coding. He has an array of rubber ducks to talk to and work through his coding issues with. trans of course. Very protective of Peko when people say she doesn’t have a ‘real’ ultimate. ADHD and Autistic)
Sonia Nevermind- Writer (Literary Girl) (Her family immigrated to Japan when she was young! She writes a lot of serial killer novels, murder mysteries and horror and all that! Trans and bi :)
Gundham Tanaka- Detective (YEAH my guy is a detective. still talks Like That. Trans and bi and he and Sonia were kinda-dating (t4t autistic power couple in the making) when things started happening. He spends some time with his cool older sister who he looks up to a LOT. He and Sonia talk through things together a lot, they both have those red string walls, one for murder cases, another for a fictional plot lmao.)
Mahiru Koizumi- Moral Compass (my GIRL. autistic. Her morals rely a lot on people taking responsibility and being reliable, and she ends up having to work through some biases she didn’t realize she had when she arrived at HPA. Is still protective of Hiyoko, though that protectiveness is spread a bit thinner to extend to the rest of the class.)
Hiyoko Saionji- Clairvoyant!!! (HI YES I COULD TALK ABOUT HER FOR DAYS. Has actual visions in dreams and when she suddenly faints, but doesn’t really realize they’re uhh Real Visions for a WHILE. uses her status as an ultimate clairvoyant to trick and bully kids when in school for a LONG time, though her homelife wasn’t great with her grandmother trying to find ways to make her visions more consistent. SHES ALSO 12 WHEN SHE JOINS THE 77TH CLASS. she’s just so advanced in academics and her ultimate is so interesting hope’s peak cant HELP but scout her early. she has SO many issues guys no one appreciates hiyoko enough, autistic gifted kid hiyoko my beloved.)
Akane Owari- Gambler (started gambling to help out her family and Got Good at it. is very very conscious of money and food like all the time. Runs the hope’s peak betting pools once she arrives. these ultimates bet on a lot of things. she ALWAYS wins. until she doesnt!!!)
Mikan Tsumiki- Martial Artist (ohhhh Mikan. Still anxious and clumsy (though not like THAT in canon) and literally no one looks at her and thinks Oh The ULTIMATE martial artist?? it isn’t until you see her in the ring that you understand. She started learning self defense as a kid because her (bad) parents essentially said she had to rely on and protect herself and no one else would help.)
Kazuichi Souda- Pop Idol (OH TRANS ICON? he’s nervous and paranoid about Everything still, though now it’s like. oh the entire world is always watching my every move this is Okay (: has the brightest neon album eras. he literally keeps up a like. weird chad persona when interacting with people because he’s masking how hard he’s constantly just internally screaming.)
Nagito Komaeda- Soldier (AHAHAH my mans got issues problems disorder he’s a messssss, this trans guy, this absolute gay. this boy leveled a city of thousands of people with his own hands and some bombs. Still has medical issues, but most of his like. treatments and medicine is hold hostage as long as he stays in line. believes the ends justify the means and anyone who dies to him is obviously weak, because look at him! he’s weak, but that doesn’t matter because he doesn’t have to be the strongest, he just has to be stronger than the weakest scum.)
Chiaki Nanami- Heir (OOF. Agender, uses any pronouns. Doesn’t really. enjoy being the heir. grew up with Byakuya in the same circles. she treats the economy and stock market and stuff like games. enjoys gaming but isn’t good at them. collects so many things. has halls full of collections. Her parents stopped controlling her once she was able to prove she had more money than them and could literally bankrupt them if she wanted.)
Hajime Hinata- Baseball Star (Chiaki’s best friend, his family was upper middle class until he hit it BIG as a baseball star. wants to do BIG things and wants to attend hope’s peak more than anything!! Doesn’t really think of baseball as his THING, just a means to an end! trans :)
Teruteru Hanamura- Biker Gang Leader (started with shaking down some jerks who didn’t pay their food and drink tabs at his mama’s restaurant. now he RUNS their tiny town. His siblings are essentially gang mascots, he works hard to keep them out of trouble (while bringing them to like. meetings where he ends up beating a dude almost to death. its fine). most of what he does it to get more money to keep the restaurant afloat and care for his mama with her health conditions.)
Nekomaru Nidai- Fashionista (the drama. the CHAOS. most people are like ohhh we can never understand this artistic genius when he’s literally just. vibing and has ADHD and a love for coffee. Works a lot on accessible clothing lines for disabled people! Also he and Kazuichi work together sometimes, Nekomaru is good at calming Kaz down and seeing like, the root of whatever problem and making it better. ALSO A TRANS ICON and just flaunts it.)
Imposter- In the hope’s peak days they are impersonating Ryota Mitarai, as a part of the 77th class. In the Killing Game they impersonate Mondo Oowada as the Ultimate Prince. They’re doin’ their best.
Ibuki Mioda- (???) (Izuru Kamakura) Protagonist! Gundham Tanaka’s older sister (though they’re in the same school year). Nonbinary and using just. an array of pronouns alongside she/her, and jokingly fights with gundham for neopronouns like MOM said it’s MY TURN on the rawrself pronouns. She attends the reserve course to stay at her brother’s side. She dresses loudly and acts even louder because !!! she wants to stand out!! in the middle of this drab reserve course hell!!  but when things go down, she wants to be someone, to be worthy of being her amazing brother’s big sister. so she accepts some offers.
NON-KILLING GAME:
Ryota Mitarai- Ultimate Analyst (stays in his room. He’s terrified of the outside world but fascinated by it. watches hope’s peak academy through security feeds, picking up on little details. he just wants to understand things but never looks at the big picture.)
Chisa Yukizome- Ultimate Boxer (Homeroom teacher!! She’s working really hard and believes in everyone! Some are intimidated by talent, but she’s never hurt anyone outside of the ring! Dating Kyosuke)
Juzo Sakakura- Ultimate Student Council President (Has anger issues, though his work at reigning them in assisted in becoming an Ultimate. Was responsible for security and the Hope’s Peak student council. Dating Kyosuke)
Kyosuke Munakata- Ultimate Housekeeper (Meticulous, works himself to the BONE even if he’s good enough to not have to do that. Is working on establishing another Hope’s Peak! Dating Chisa and Jozu!!!)
Seiko Kimura- Ultimate Blacksmith (GIVE MY GIRL KNIVES!! She’s an anxious gal, always wearing a facemask that filters the air in her forge because she has some respiratory problems. she prefers making more decorative pieces like an artist, but sometimes can create utilitarian pieces or tools to fit specific needs. Still a doormat)
Ruruka Ando- Ultimate Pharmacist (She constantly asks Seiko for new tools for her developments in medicine, saying its all for the advancement of humanity, so Seiko denying any request is SELFISH, though she never thinks to make anything for seiko’s health issues. Dating Izayoi. Specializes in medicine for mental health. Not Doing Great :)
Sonosuke Izayoi- Ultimate Confectioner (He loves sweets. LOVES them. Creates things that look plain, ordinary. but taste so GOOD you CRY and maybe ascend for a little bit. sometimes Ando makes cool new drugs to put in the sweets, who knows! It’s a mystery! He always has like. a huge refrigerated case of fresh cakes, and constantly has a lollipop in his own specialty recipe in his mouth.)
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Hello! So I'm loving the reactions you post after re-watching agent carter- it feels like im rewatching them as well! And I see you are a Taylor Swift fan as well- so, which TS song represents each of the different characters in Agent Carter? (I'm really excited to see what you think of Peggy and Jarvis!) Have a great day!😊
You have no idea how happy this ask made me, seriously. When I saw it last night I was so excited and thought about my answers for a while and then decided I would answer it today, but then today was a very hard day for me and this has given me a bit of a distraction. Thank you so much.
So anyway, since I'm now on my fourth rewatch of Agent Carter I'd like to think I know a bit about these characters 😌 I did struggle a lil with songs for some of them though. HERE WE GO (in alphabetical order) (unfortunately that puts Peggy last) (warning very long)
Ana - Daylight. Ana was kinda hard to pick one for but I couldn't leave her out. I think Daylight applies to a lot of different points in her life, from meeting Jarvis and leaving Hungary to recovering after she got shot and when they (hopefully) adopted.
Angie - Mean. I was actually so proud of myself when I thought of this. It fits so well!!! I have to believe that Angie had a big Broadway breakout at some point after all of her rejections. And meanwhile she would totally be singing that someday she'd be big enough that they couldn't hit her.
Daniel - mirrorball. I definitely think Daniel is a mirrorball. Not a bad thing, but I think you can see it in the way he interrogated Peggy. That wasn't him and he was trying to prove himself and impress the other guys, as he had at other points during the first season. It's also there with his relationship with Violet, he tried to stay with her instead of following his heart because he thought it was the right thing to do. I'm trying to remember if there were hints of it during his AoS run too but im kinda blanking lol.
Dottie - no body, no crime. Ok kinda obvious. I think mirrorball could just as well fit Dottie as it does Daniel but in a much darker way. And since mirrorball was already taken I had to go for nbnc. Of course the song holds a very intricate story that doesn't really fit Dottie, and she doesn't murder for such noble-vengeful reasons as Este's friend did BUT STILL. Maybe she could use a similar story for a cover up or something. Idk. I just think Dottie lives by the motto "no body, no crime" dkdhskjsjjd (but let it be known that she's also an evil mirroball.)
Howard - The Lucky One. I know he thinks he's the lucky one but I think its safe to say this applies to him on some level. Especially in season one. Since he was being labeled a traitor, and it shows in what he said to Peggy when she found out about the blood a little too I think.
Jack - epiphany. I really wanted to pick a passive aggressive song for him bc I am far from Jack's biggest fan but I couldn't come up with one. Jack was actually the hardest to pick for. And epiphany could go for any of the characters who were in the war too but I had better ideas for them lol. But what we see of Jack in Russia in 1x05 is really what makes me lean towards this for him. Just so you know, I considered just saying "Jack - it's time to go. Because he should go." But I didn't wanna be too mean skdbskdj
Jarvis - peace. I tried really hard to pick songs based only on the character only and not who I ship them with, but I think Jarvis is a little different because he's married and not just shipped with Ana. Obviously he has guilt about how his working with Peggy affects Ana and I think the lyrics of peace fit really well in their situation. You could also say that it applies to him making the decision to work with Peggy, is it enough if he couldn't give himself peace kinda. I like both for him.
Peggy - The Man, mad woman, I Did Something Bad. These were probably kinda expected and I know I'm cheating a little by picking more than one but. I did. I would say equally The Man and mad woman with idsb sprinkled in. And I think it's fairly self explanatory. If she was a man, she WOULD be the man. WHAT A SHAME SHE WENT MAD!! YOU MADE HER LIKE THAT!! She'd do it over and over again if she could! Light! Her! Up! I rest my case.
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