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infoglitch · 2 months
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JAUNE IS A WHORE. Pt 3
Jaune found himself sitting in front of one Blake belladonna as she looked at him as he was covered ina variety of colored lipstick.
Blake: jaune... I'm not going to be subtle.
Jaune: I-i would expect nothing less blake.
Blake: not only did you sleep with yang.. but now also ILIA?!
Jaune: look Blake I'm sorry about yang, i know you wanted to be her first but she's punsex-
Blake: oh I'm not mad about that. I'm just really confused on why you slept with my best friend. And more importantly HOW?
Jaune: well we were just talking and we got to the topic of people who we knew we had no chance in hell with, and then well.. things kinda just escalated.
Blake: ok.. so you DIDN'T force yourself onto her?
Jaune: nope full consent and everything.
Blake: ok.. that softens the blow... Now. Did you like it?
Jaune: what?
Blake: did you LIKE IT? Or was it just a fling to add her to your collection of women you fucked.
Jaune: I mean.. yes.
Blake: jaune... Your a whore... A likeable one.. but still a WHORE.
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howlingday · 3 days
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Adrian: Uncle Jaune~!
Jaune: Adrian? You came to the festival, too?
Adrian: Uh-huh! And I got meat sticks and played a shooting game and I even talked to the fortune teller guy!
Jaune: Fortune teller guy? Wait, you mean Professor Ozpin?
Adrian: Uh-huh! And he said he knew you! He said you were, uh... You're a man... A manly... something...
Jaune: Heh. He's just a weird guy. Don't worry about what he said-
Adrian: MAN-WHORE!
RWBYJNPR: !
Adrian: He said you were one big man-whore, Uncle Jaune!
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reashot · 6 months
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A Bleissful Memory...
Then:
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Weiss: What's wrong Bleiss, you were off-key during our Piano practice. Did something happened?
Bleiss: *sniff* I-it's mom... Mom s-said that I'm not her real daughter. And that I'm a monster and a freak of nature that should have never existed in the first place. *tearing up*
Weiss: No... Mom would never said that.
Bleiss: Well she did! *crying* Why... Why do mom hate me so? Did I do something wrong? Is she right in saying that I'm a mistake, that I'm not supposed to exist...
Weiss: *hugs Bleiss* No!!! You're wrong! Mom is wrong! You're family and you do exist.
Bleiss: *sniff* B-but mom said...
Weiss: She's wrong! You're not an accident. You're my sister. And you will always be my sister. Anyone else that say otherwise will have to answer to my blade!
Bleiss: I love you Weiss! *cry*
Weiss: I love you too Bleiss! *cry*
Now:
Bleiss: Wuz up Sis. I'm back and I'm laying claim on this Arc Booty. *slap Jaune's butt*
Jaune: !!! *muffled scream*
Bleiss taunting her twin while carrying Jaune on her shoulder.
Weiss: You... Bitch!
Ruby: That butt is my property! Give it back you whore!
Bleiss: That's Miss Whore to you. And it's your fault to begin with for not labelling what's yours. Now the Arc booty is now my property.
Jaune: Don't I at least have a say in this? It's my butt after all.
Everyone: No!!!
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juanarc-thethird · 1 year
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My Daughter is an Angel... Right?
Jaune's Apartment.
Jaune serves a piece of cake to Pyrrha's mom.
Jaune: It's good that you were able to visit us, Mrs. Nikos. Pyrrha will be happy to see you.
Mama Nikos: Oh thank you, I thought I would be a bother to you two.
Jaune: Nonsense, you are always welcome here.
Mama Nikos: Thank you. *Takes a bite of cake* Oh my god! It's delicious, where did you buy this cake?
Jaune: I made it myself.
Mama Nikos: Oh really? You have to give me the recipe.
Jaune: Sure, just let me go get a pen and paper.
*BAM!* The apartment's front door is flung open.
Pyrrha: Oh Jauney~💕! Your Greek goddess has arrived!
Jaune: *Quietly* Oh shit....
Jaune: Pyrrha before you say anything, your mo-
Pyrrha: *interrupts him* And look… *She pulls out a video camera* I bought this when I was walking here. With this we can film while we fu-
Jaune: Make a cake!!! Great idea. (Please, stop!)
Pyrrha: What? No. It's for you to film me while you fuck me good~💕
Jaune: *Panic* Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: Just like last time when you fuck me on the couch, and treat me like your whore~💕
Jaune: Pyrrha stop!
Pyrrha: I want you to record how I choke with your big cock. How I leave my drooling all over it. I want to see the horny stupid face I make when your breed me. I want you to fuck my brains out in 4k~💕
Jaune: *Covering his face in shame with his hands*
Pyrrha: Jaune? Is something wrong?
Jaune: Your mom came to visit.
Pyrrha: My... MOM?! *She finally turns to look at her mom*
Mama Nikos: *Angry* Jaune, could I speak to my daughter in private?
Jaune: Of course. *Leaves*
Pyrrha: Jaune! Don't leave me alone with her! Jaune! JAUNE!!!!
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linkman447 · 3 months
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The Married Life (winter)
Jaune: winter on your left
Jaune rushed forward in order to block the oncoming strike with his shield
Winter: thank you jaune
Both jaune and winter are fighting off the last few Grim in the area for their mission and with the last beowolf down they gaze into each other’s eyes
Winter: every time I look at your eyes it make me feel like I did when we exchanged vows
Jaune: and each word I said that day I will keep forever
And they kiss
Later at the arc residence
Jaune: wooo that was a long mission baby you can shower first while I get started on dinner
Winter: but dear you make dinner all the time it’s my turn
Jaune: no.
Winter: bu-
He cuts her off
Jaune: no and I mean no. You remember last time
Winter recalls the fire and having to call emergency services
Jaune: judging by the look on your face you do now go get cleaned up I’ll get dinner started and we can get ready for our family coming tomorrow
Winter: oh about that
Flashback
Winter: mother, weiss, Whitley
Willow: winter dear
She hugs her oldest
Whitley: eldest sister
He nods but you can see his genuine smile
Weiss: thieving whore
Winter: what was that
Willow: weiss how could you say that to your sister
Whitley is smart and stays the fuck out of this
Weiss: because she took my man
Winter: oh I took no one weiss I found jaune and he found me.
Weiss: but he liked me first
Winter: ya my loving husband does have a thing for schnee women but unfortunately he saw you first.
Weiss: hey!!
Winter: but remind me dear sister who was it the spurred his advances
Weiss: …
Winter: he knows that schnee women are far superior and chose the best one available
Willow: oh my he has a thing for schnee’s
Weiss: that’s it
She lunged at her sister only for a summoned Goliath to knock her out
Winter: and that’s that
Flashback ends
Winter: it seems as though my sister will not be joining us
Jaune: figures she never liked me much probably even less so that I married her sister but don’t worry we’ll have plenty of sisters when my family gets here
Winter kisses her husband and he goes off to make dinner little did he know winter stealthily fallowed him
In the kitchen
Jaune: now what to-
In the kitchen was a naked willow
Willow: oh my, my sexy son in law has returned
Jaune:😳😳😳
Winter: what honey schnee’s got your tongue
While no cooking was done the three feasted all night long
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n6918 · 2 months
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After Initiation, Wiess decided to thank Jaune for rescuing from her fall off the Nevermore, however he doesn't want money or Dust, he was just glad to help.
Unacceptable a Schnee doesn't allow a debt to go unpaid.
And in the business world kindness is never free, and Weiss come up with a (self) realization, Jaune doesn't want money or Dust.
He want HER!
He wants HER crouch between his legs, humiliating herself to have to services a commoner, to use her life that he save to satisfy his urges with her pristine, virgin lips!
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Jaune is just a nice oblivious guy.
Masochist and Humiliation kink.
Think Konosuba Darkness, but with a serious attitude thinking this IS what Jaune wants.
"Fuck! Do you like this don't you~ taking me here in the hallway where anyone could see… Shit so big~ humiliating me like the Schnee slut you like~" Weiss continued on talking dirty back to the blonde knight that held her by her ponytail. The two of them down in dark hallway in beacons corridors not exactly being quiet well he fucked her.
Jaune wasn't sure how it had ended up like this, from Weiss telling him that she wanted to repay the debt she owed him to him taking her in a dark hallway. He had always wanted to have a relationship with the famous Singer and would've jumped at the opportunity for it; but when she offered up her body to repay her debts the man wasn't gonna turn it down. He did question why she was doing something so humiliating an exhibitionist as this considering her position, but he wasn't going to turn it down when she seemed to be so into this manhandling he was doing of her. what man would turn down the opportunity to take a beautiful petite girl like her whenever he felt like it, and she was into it.
"Gods dammit! Making me walk around school all day with no panties on and this plug up my ass~ You sick man" Weiss Said to him and received a spanking in return. She bit her lip as her knees buckle together and she desperately held onto the wall, feeling her orgasm shutter through her whole body as he continue to use her. "Any of my teammates could've seen the load you put into after breakfast this morning~ fuuuuck dripping down my legs SHIT! or when you lifted my skirt to play with my pussy in between classes OH FUCK ME! I'm just your little fuck whore aren't I!?" Weiss Concluded her dirty talk as she felt him hilt inside her and dump his second load up there quick session. Prolonging vices orgasm high as she was filled again to the brim with his hot seed. Unable to move as she held onto the wall and he lifted her into the air by her hips he held himself deeply inside her.
Jaune took Her by the chin and kissed her deeply while moving his hand to rub her clip and keep her orgasm going, he could see how this was driving her crazy and he loved it. "Your my little snow slut" Jaune told her when he let her lips go. "now let's go, you can clean me up in the back of the classroom while we listen to Professor Port" he said we taking her hand I'm walking out of the hallway towards their next class.
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vulture115 · 2 months
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Cinder: Why won’t you DIE?!!
Jaune: Aura Amplification, whore! It refills my Aura in response to physical trauma. You can’t hurt me Cinderella!
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spahhzy · 3 months
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Sun: Tonight, we have lost one of our bravest warriors.
Neptune: He is a coward!
Sun: Neptune, please!
Neptune: He made a promise!
Sun: Neptune, that Is enough!
Neptune: We made an oath when this guild was created!
Sun: That was the past!
Neptune: No man may renounce their seat in the scrotum lords 3000!
Sun: What is done is done!
Neptune: He must be punished...
Sun: You are a fool...
Neptune: He must be held accountable for his act of treason!
Sun: And how do you plan to do so? How do you plan to damage a man who feels no pain!?
Neptune: He betrayed us..
Sun: Betray us, he did not. You misunderstood what it means to be an ally!
Neptune: I did not. I did not. You take that back!
Sun: Section A, article 9 of the Scrotum Lord 3000. What's that bio state? He who is inducted to Warzone, Fortnite, and/or PuBG Battle Royale teams must maintain their loyalty to the party until and in BOLD LETTERS, until he matches with a maiden in the real world, hinged, tinder or bumble and she takes away everything he loves.
Neptune: ...she's a whore.
Sun: Your lack of rizz should not restrain a man with plenty.
Neptune: I'll buy his membership!
Sun: He gone!
Neptune: it's a 12 month gold membership!
Sun: He must be kicked from the party...
Neptune: He can venmo me at a later date, please! No, no, no, please
Sun kicks Jaune from the party.
Neptune: Nooooooooooo!
Sun: You will live Neptune, you must.
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madman479r · 10 months
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Team ANCY reaction to Rusted Knight pt.2
Yang stood at the window of Jaune's home in the ever after. The whole situation was still bizarre, being trapped in a fairy tale land, finding out her friend/leader/boyfriend was the infamous and beloved Rusted Knight and seeing he had become a complete DILF was a lot to take in.
So that's why she was standing by the window, basking in the wind and moon light, naked as the day she was born, only covered in sweat and cum.
The creaking bed and Pyrrha's wild, lustful moans from Jaune's bedroom breaking the silent night.
"Guess your semblance can be useful outside a fight as well." Yang looked behind her to see Cinder limping towards her in a similar state, sweat running down her body, hair messy and semen dripping down her thighs, looking as though a short walk was taking every last bit of energy she had.
"Yep. While it's different from usual, I really like the kinda pounding Lover boy gave me." Yang purred, shivering but the feeling of cum sloshing in her womb made her shiver more. "He may be the Rusted Knight but he certainly hasn't gotten rusty where it counts."
Cinder gave a light moan as her pussy tingled, ever since she started having mature fantasies, having the Rusted Knight fuck her like a whore was one of them, and what luck she had.
"You were practically glowing." Cinder smirked, standing beside her partner/lover as the cool night air helped cool her down, shamelessly eyeing Yang's naked chest with a lick of her lips.
"Yeah? Well if I didn't know any better, I'd have thought your semblance was sonic screaming with how loud you were." Yang teased back, letting her eyes wander Cinder's nude form, lingering on her curvy ass she wanted to squeeze and spank so badly.
Cinder shot back. "Says you, miss "Oh daddy! Kiss my womb with your big fat cock!" Never thought you'd have a daddy kink." She smirked, giving exaggerated moans as she mimicked Yang.
"Like you and P-money weren't begging "please fill us to the brink with your cum, daddy"!" Yang nudged Cinder.
"Difference is you have a good relationship with your dad. I didn't have a father figure and Pyrrha has had to be a good girl for nearly all her life that the idea of being a naughty little slut needing to be punished gets her pussy dripping." Cinder argued.
"OH FUCK!" Came the muffled orgasmic scream from Pyrrha.
"Guess that's our que." Yang rubbed her thighs in anticipation, they both knew Jaune was far from done, and if he was alone for all these years he'd certainly be backed up, they couldn't leave Pyrrha to deal with that all by herself after all.
Yang went to the room but was stopped by Cinder grabbing her hand. "Hold on, you got something in your mouth."
Before Yang could question her, Cinder dove her tongue into Yang's gaping maw, practically cleaning out her mouth as Cinder's skillful tongue went over every inch of Yang's mouth, leaving the lucky poor blonde with shaking knees and a new wetness leaking from her gushing cunt. Feeling Cinder molest her tit didn't help in stopping her mini climax
Only when the need to breath became too much did Cinder pull away, leaving a strand of saliva between the two jutted out tongues, their hot breaths like steam in the cool air.
Seeing the dazed look on Yang made Cinder grow a smug yet sexy smirk. "Guess you're okay with me going next." That broke Yang from her lustful mind blank, knowing she had just been played. And with that, Cinder strode to the bedroom, hips swaying hypnotically "You can spend the time giving Pyrrha a tongue bath meanwhile." Cindet said over her shoulder, she had only opened the door before a rough callous hand dragged her inside, her laughter turning into sinful moans of pleasure shortly after.
Yang narrowed her eyes at Cinder's retreating form with mischievous eyes, promising to herself that when they're back home she'd buy the biggest, most intense vibrating dildo and shove it so far up Cinder's perfect ass that she'd feel the buzzing in her tonsils.
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 5 months
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Weiss: I won’t get jealous.
Jaune: *is talking with Fiona*
Weiss: Who’s this fucking whore.
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infoglitch · 2 months
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JAUNE IS A WHORE! PT 2.
(as always, this is a shitpost, this is just me trying to be funny, not show my interpretation of the characters)
Jaune found himself infront of Ruby as she just looked at him.
Ruby: jaune. Your my best friend I want you to remember that.
Jaune: I know.
Ruby: that being said... HOW DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?!
Jaune: oh so this isn't about me accidentally eating the last cookie.
Ruby: what? No ofcourse not, I'd be mad if it's anyone else, I only trust you and yang with my cookies.
Jaune: oh.
Ruby: but point is... WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH YANG?!
Jaune: I'll be honest ruby... It's all because of a bad pun I made.
Ruby:... Your joking.. right?
Jaune: nope, sorry ruby but your sister is punsexual.
Ruby: UGH! Why am I not suprised?
Jaune: hey look at the bright side. Atleast it was a fling.
Ruby: yeah... But now that I have my explanation.
Ruby takes out crescent rose before transforming it into its gun form as she pointed it at jaunes face.
Ruby: JAUNE YOU WHORE!
Jaune: YIKES!
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therealmofamorus · 3 months
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Stolen Hearts MK Intro: Azula vs Pyrrha Nikos
Arena: Fire Lord Throne Room
Azula: Your lover need a real woman rather than a spineless girl
Pyrrha: I will not let you touch a single hair on him!
Azula: And I’ll make sure that you watch~
X-xx-X
Pyrrha: What have you done to Jaune!
Azula: I made him a man unlike you~
Pyrrha: Y-You dead fucking whore!
X-xx-X
Azula: Guess what Pyr~
Pyrrha: What?
Azula: Jauney is no longer a boy but a man~
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howlingday · 2 months
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Jaune's Going Down A Very Dark Path
Jaune: You just don't get it, Ren. You don't understand what it's like to be like me. To suddenly get put in the dogzone.
Ren: I thought people liked dogs.
Jaune: Only when it's convenient. You're not just a dog; you're cattle. You're the first thing they cut loose when they get bored. I've gone above anf beyond the need for women. They're all nothing but whores. (Clenches) Every last one of them.
Ren: Jaune! Think about what you're saying! The girls are right over there!
Jaune: Them? They used to mean something to me, but now they mean nothing. Every time I look at them now, the only thing I see now...
Jaune: Are a bunch of useless 6/10 bitches with no asses or tits and are carried only by fan-art!
Ren: I won't let you talk about Nora like that! (Punches)
Jaune: (Kicks Ren off) You know exactly how awful women can be! The only things they care about are themselves and chads. So I became a chad! I stole Nora's OnlyFans account off Reddit years ago, Ren!
Jaune: Open your fucking eyes, Lie Ren! (Draws sword) TAKE THE BLACK PILL!
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reashot · 8 months
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Love at First Bleiss
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Weiss: Attention losers. I want to introduce you to my... I want to say my evil twin sister. But the lore never really went into the detail. Anyway... Here's Bleiss. Say hi to her.
Bleiss: Charmed to meet you all. The name is Bleiss. Weiss much more beautiful half. 😘
Ruby: Hi Bleiss! My name's Ruby. Wow you really are pretty.
Blake: Well, I can see the family resemblance. Anyway nice to meet you too Bleiss. I'm Blake.
Yang: And I'm Yang. Wow Bleiss gotta say you look much better than your sister Weiss.
Weiss: *growl*
Yang: And more well mannered too.
Bleiss: Don't mind Weiss her barks are worse than her bite. And you three must be my sister's teammates.
Ruby: Yep. Nice to meet'cha.
Bleiss: Likewise Ruby... I have to say I like your dress you look so cute wearing it.
Ruby: Oh shuck. *giggle* Thank you Bleiss.
Bleiss: Don't mention it Ru... *See the Dork Knight passes through her eyes*
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*gasp* Who is that hunky blondie?
Ruby: Oh him? That's Jaune. He's dreamy isn't he? 🥰
Bleiss: (mama likey) Yes he is. Yes he is... Say, does he have a girlfriend?
Weiss: Stay away from him you slut!!!
Bleiss: Why so confrontational dear sister? I'm just asking questions that's all.
Ruby: W-why are you screaming at your sister, Weiss?
Weiss: This whore is trying to get inside of Jaune's pants!
Ruby: Uh... What do you mean by that?
Yang: That mean she wants to make baby with him.
Ruby: Oh.......
Hussy!!!
Slut!!!
Whore!!!
Blake: Jeez Ruby. You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Bleiss: So I take it you two are in a relationship with him. A throuple perhaps?
Weiss: What! What on Remnant makes you come to that conclusion?
Ruby: W-w-what... M-me with Weiss and Jaune? H-how sinful and wrong and... *imagining herself getting ********* by both Jaune and Weiss* Ahhh!!!! No! No! Weiss and I are not in throuple together!!! Absolutely not!!!
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Blake: Yang, your sis having her Bi-curious episode again.
Yang: Sometimes I worry about her. Why can't she just come out of the closet like we do babe.
Bleiss: So I take it you two are interested in Jaune?
Weiss: No! Who could ever be interested in that blonde handsome oaf! Isn't that right Ruby?
Ruby: Y-yeah me too... 😭 I'm so totes not wanting to be his girlfriend... But stay away from Jaune or else I will get real upset. 😢
Bleiss: (Oh who are you trying to kid. I can see that you two have the hots for Jaune. But thank you because that's what I wanted to confirm. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when I NTR Jaune.) Oh I see... Don't you worry Weiss and Ruby I promise I'm not going to steal Jaune away from you two...
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I will take my leave... Oh, and before I forgot. Yang please keep my number so we can be better acquainted. 😈
Blake: (Oh no, is she's thinking about stealing Yang away from me... 🙀)
Jaune's apartment
*knock, knock*
Jaune: Who is it?
Bleiss: This is Bleiss Schnee. I'm Weiss's twin sister.
Jaune: *opens door* Oh I didn't know that Weiss have a twin sister?
Bleiss: The lore never really explained how, but enough about me. I'm actually here for NTR.
Jaune: What's an NTR?
Bleiss: (He's so innocent... That makes corrupting him all the more worthwhile. 🤭)
If you let me in inside I will tell you all about it.
Jaune: Okay... But would you like to join me for dinner, I accidently made too many. And I don't want it to go to waste.
Bleiss: Oh. Of course. I will gladly join you for dinner. (I can you see through you Jaune. You want to use your "dinner" as an excuse to have your way with me. With this he will be my 100th conquest.😏)
Jaune: By the way I want to apologize beforehand if my cooking isn't to your liking.
Bleiss: Not to worry Jaune I'm not too particular with my food...
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(Oh my Ohm!.what the hell did I just ate. Is he secretly a five stars chef?)
Jaune: Bleiss if you're too full you can lie down on my sofa. And if you want I can give you a massage, and....
Bleiss: Please marry me...
Jaune: Eh?
A few years later.
Bleiss: And that is how I married your father....
You can add more if you want to.
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juanarc-thethird · 5 months
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Nora: Hey Jaune, are you doing the No Nut November Challenge?
Jaune: Nah. Besides, I already lost.
Nora: *Gasp!* You whore!
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linkman447 · 4 months
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The Married Life (yang)
Yang: he’ll be here any minute
Blake: you think he’d be ok with this
She gestured to her maid outfit and yangs similar one
Yang: hey I know my husband, he’ll love it
Soon the front door opens
Jaune: yang baby I’m home
From the other room
Yang: I’m in here
Jaune: hey baby have our fri-…..
Blake and Yang are sitting provocatively on a sofa
Yang: what’s wrong dear
Blake: yes what’s wrong master
Jaune: w-what’s all this?
Yang: oh I just thought my handsome husband would love a nice present this holiday season
Blake: yes master I agree with the mistress
Jaune: B-But honey our friends will be here soon
Yang: ya no
Flashback
Yang: ok everyone I have a plan for my husband for the holidays
Pyrrha grumbled: man stealer
Yang: and that plan involves Blake
Blake: yes !!!
Weiss: oh you whore why her
Yang: what I need my partner
Pyrrha: all of you are sluts
Yang: and to prevent you all from interfering with my plans
She holds up ruby with her puppy dog eyes
Pyrrha: 😖😖😖😖 fine
Weiss: that won’t work on me
Ruby then holds up zwei
Weiss: 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰 oh you are the goodist boy ever
Nora: but I must help fearless leader to get with Pyrrha
Yang nods to Blake and she pulls a rope revealing a tied up and shirtless Ren
Nora: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 MINE
Yang: I love it when a plan comes together
Flashback ends
Yang: ya they won’t be here till tomorrow night
Jaune: o-oh ok so….
Both Yang and Blake grab his arms and lead him to the master bedroom
Yang/blake: 😍😍😍😍😍 oh Jaune/master
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