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juanarc-thethird · 14 days
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The art of seduction.
Jaune: Yang, look.
Yang: Hm?
Jaune: *he takes out a hose* Hose...
Yang: ?
Jaune: *He puts a small mariachi hat on the hose* José :D
Yang:...
Jaune: *Nervous* You... You didn't like it?
Yang: I'm going to fuck you so hard.
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smh0217 · 2 months
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Jaune: What are you doing?
Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.
Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?
Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???
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rocknroll7575 · 7 months
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Jaune: What do you call a 20-year veteran fisherman who is skilled at baiting hooks?
Yang: ?
Jaune: A Masturbater
Yang: *Instantly naked* We're gonna be beating you're parents record!
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madman479r · 7 months
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At Junior's bar, Jaune and Yang were seen sitting at a booth and sharing a laugh.
"Damn, VB, I never thought you could be so funny." Yang chuckled with her eyes closed.
Jaune took the moment to look at Yang and appreciate her beauty. The way her nose scrunched up, how contagious her laugh was and how her golden hair seemed to glow like a low fire in the light.
When Jaune first arrived at Beacon and saw Yang, he thought she was drop dead gorgeous (but then again all the girls at Beacon were, was looking like a super model a requirement?) and wanted to try his luck with talking to her.
That was until he barfed all over her boots, yeah not a great first impression. And when he saw how she carried herself, her confidence, her charisma, Jaune knew he had no chance. Yang was probably asked out a lot by guys. Better looking, better fighters. What chance did he have?
But at least he could be her friend, and enjoy moments like this with her.
Jaune manged to gather himself in time as Yang's eyes opened again once her laughter calmed down. "Yeah, one could say I'm funnier than you." Jaune regretted his words immediately after saying them.
'What the fuck, jaune?!' The Knight thought to himself. 'You don't say you're funnier than a girl who likes her jokes!' Now he had surely blundered this whole night.
But strangely, Yang didnt seem upset. If anything, she smirked at Jaune and took a long swig of her drink.
Jaune watched as a drop of the drink escaped the glass, running down her rosy cheek, down her neck, past her collarbone and into the depths of her bust.
Jaune snapped his gaze back to Yang, hoping she would think his red face was just from drinking.
But he caught her eye, she had watched him. Jaune felt shameful, anticipating the jaw breaking slap she'd give him for being a perv.
But no slap came, if anything she had a tinge of amusement in her beautiful eye.
Once she downed the burning liquid, Yang smiled at Jaune, the smile made him feel like she was a predator and he was the prey.
"Oh really? Well how about this one? I'm sure it'll leave you speechless." Yang challenged and leaned in towards Jaune.
Jaune had to focus on Yang's lilac eyes, doing his best to not give into temptation and let his eyes wander to her inviting cleavage. Again.
"So, there's three boy mice and a girl mouse, they're all stuck in a room with no doors or windows. One of the boy mice asks the girl mouse how to get out, and the girl replied with "sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning". He does and the next day, he is gone. The second boy mouse askes the girl mouse how to get out, and she says "sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning". The next day, he is gone too." Yang said before giving Jaune an intense look.
"Do you wanna know how the last mouse got out of the box?" She asked.
Jaune nodded, though he expected to hear some cheesy punchline or something.
What he didn't expect was for Yang to move closer to Jaune, practically pressing herself to him, half sitting on his lap. Jaune made to question her with a stuttering voice and red face until he felt Yang's warm breath against his ear, making him shiver as she finishes the joke.
"Sleep with me tonight, and I'll tell you in the morning.~"
Yang pulled away to face Jaune, her eyes looking deep into his own as she bit her lip.
Jaune, in fact, was speechless, so he simply nodded with a open mouth, letting himself be dragged by a giggling Yang off to somewhere else.
The next couple of minutes were a blur to him, up until they reached a hotel.
In the morning, Jaune forgot to ask how the mouse got out, but he'd certainly never forget the night they spent together.
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darksaiyangoku · 4 months
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RWBY Winter Tales
Ghostly Winds
For @chaoslordjoe
Jaune and Yang smiled as they watched Tristan and Lionel shape their snowmen. While most children would make simple snowpeople with sticks for arms, stones for eyes and a carrot nose, Tristan and Lionel decided to go all out and make snow sculptures. Tristan's was a knight wielding a sword in both hands, while Lionel's was a puppy with a bone in its mouth. Jaune chuckled as he picked up the younger of the two.
Jaune: Seems like we have ourselves two artisans in the making.
Lionel: *chuckles* You know it! I already have a name for this dog right here.
Jaune: Oh? What is it?
Lionel: Gelert! Just like in the story of the Loyal Dog.
Jaune: Awwww, that's really sweet! I'm sure Gelert would appreciate the tribute.
Yang: What about you, little man? Who's this handsome fellow supposed to be?
Tristan: That's me. Some day, I wanna be a great knight! Just like the ones in Vale!
Yang: *nods head* Very nice! Saving kingdoms, swinging swords and riding off in stylish armour.
Tristan: You know it! But if that doesn't work, I can always be like you and Jaune. A Witcher for hire.
Yang: ...you want to be a Witcher?
Tristan: Eh, maybe. But only if I can't be a knight.
Yang: I see... oh... *frowns*
Tristan: Hm? Are you okay?
Yang: ...you know, I think it's about time you went off to bed! *smiles nervously*
Lionel: Aw what?
Tristan: But it's not even dark yet.
Jaune: Boys, listen to your mother. Night falls faster in winter. Come on now, scoot.
Jaune and Yang hurried back inside and tucked in their children to bed. In the living room, Yang cast Igni on the candles and warmed her hands. She had a saddened look on her face.
Jaune: *places blanket over her* Is everything alright? You seem tense.
Yang: *sighs* Of course I'm tense. Tristan wants to be a Witcher.
Jaune: *raises eyebrow* That's what got you worried? Come on, he's a kid. They're always saying silly things like that.
Yang: But what if he's serious about this? Ever since we took him in after his father died, he's always looked up to us. He sees as heroes, even after some of the terrible things we've done.
Jaune: Isn't that a good thing? He doesn't see us as monsters.
Yang: I know, but our life as Witchers isn't what I want for him. It's filled with pain, blood, hatred. *carresses his cheek* We're a family now and I don't want him to face the kind of dangers we did.
Jaune: *holds Yang* He won't, don't worry. Look, I know you love him, Lionel too, but I think you're letting this get to your head a little. Kids change their mind all the time. Remember when Lionel was adamant about hating turnips. One bite of your roast changed that and now he begs for more every day.
Yang: *chuckles* Yeah, you're probably right. I guess I just didn't realise how hard being a mom would be. *turns to Jaune and kisses him* Thank you, sweetheart.
Jaune: Always. Now can I get some of that blanket? It's freezing.
Yang: *laughs and opens the blanket* Get in here.
Jaune sat on Yang's lap as she draped the blanket over both of them. Outside, the snow started fall heavier and the wind picked up. The sound of hooves thundered the ground as a group of knights in jet black armour raced across the landscape. They screeched and howled, their eyes glowing red as hot flames. Any who came into contact with them would never see their old life, their souls now belonging to the riders. Many nations and kingdoms across Remnant feared them, for they were wraiths that brought the omen of war. They were the Wild Hunt... and they were sending a message.
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 4 months
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Yang: Any questions so far?
Jaune: How big are those tiddies?
Yang: D cups.
Jaune: Thanks.
Yang: No problem.
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thatorigamiguy · 2 years
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Cuddling
Yang: “PREPARE FOR SOME EXTREME HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL CUDDLING LOVER BOY!”
Yang stood in the doorway leading to their bedroom, wearing nothing but a matching set of a purple bra and panties. Jaune himself was bare skinned, save for a pair of boxer he was wearing as he gave her a blank look.
Jaune: “...You know that we don’t have to make everything we do sexual, right?"
Jaune’s question was met with Yang tackling him onto their bed, before positioning herself so that she would be the little spoon.
Yang: “LESS TALKING, MORE SPOONING LOVER BOY! AND YOU BETTER HAVE A HAND ON MY TIDDY AND YOUR DICK AGAINST MY ASS, OR SO HELP ME!”
Jaune: “Yang, I know you have to psyche yourself up for cuddles, but we’re married now and you can just ask for me to cuddle you at any time-”
Yang: “I'M NOT FEELING A HAND ON MY TIDDY OR A DICK AGAINST MY ASS LOVER BOY!”
Jaune rolled his eyes at his wife’s loud declaration, before giving her a warm smile as he complied with her demands. He pulled Yang in as close as he physically could, before giving her a kiss on the cheek.
Jaune: “I love you Yang.”
Yang: “...I love you too Jaune.”
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gotham-arts · 1 year
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Long overdue art post!
Tis the season y'all...you know what that means....
Christmas Dragonslayer!!!!
@soldieroflandb @jagged-arc
I wanna wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Yule, Kwanzaa and a Happy New Year.
Thank you all for your likes, follows and support. I know I haven't been posting much lately cause of life stuff but I wanted to do something for the Holidays.
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arc-misadventures · 2 months
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Scroll Case
Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?
Yang: Sure. Let me…?!
Jaune: Thanks!
Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.
Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?
Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.
Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!
Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.
Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Ladies?
Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.
Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?
Yang: Well, no…
May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.
May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.
Yang: Since when were you that big…?
Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.
Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’
Yang: Not many…?
Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.
Nora: I can use mine as a charger!
Yang: Seriously?
Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.
Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!
Yang: That’s a compelling argument…
Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?
Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.
Jaune: That’s fair.
Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?
Jaune: How, what?
Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!
Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.
Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!
Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…
Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.
Glynda: Oh~?!
Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.
Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?
Jaune: No.
Yang: R-Really?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Did you want me to?
Yang: …
Yang: Kinda…
Jaune: Uhh… what?!
Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.
Jaune: Say what now?
May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!
Jaune: Thank you…?
Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’
Jaune: Kinda…
Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?
Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.
Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!
Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…
Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
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ludibriadormonoteista · 2 months
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Lie Detector
Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!
Ruby: Wow, really?!
Jaune: Does it still work?
Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.
Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?
Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-
Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.
Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?
Jaune: HUH?!
Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: So it does work.
Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.
Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: Just once?
Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: A couple more-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: A dozen-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: Dozens-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!
BZZZZZT!
Jaune: *shook*
Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?
Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!
BZZZZZT!
Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!
Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!
BZZZZZT!
Ren: I think we heard enough-
Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!
BZZZZZT!
Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.
Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!
Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?
*THUD*
Nora: …Alright, who’s next?
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lovingdabeessss · 1 year
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RWBY MEMESSSSS
Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news
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juanarc-thethird · 9 months
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Getting Even
Jaune: *Staring at a door *
Ren: What are you doing?
Jaune: I'm waiting for Yang.
Ren: For...?
Jaune: Well, I'm tired of her pulling pranks on me all the time. So I came up with a plan to be even with her. Hehehe, my revenge will be sweet.
Ren: And what is your plan?
Jaune: Secret.
Ren: That doesn't sound good.
Jaune: Relax, my plan will not fail.
Yang: *Comes in*
Jaune *Quietly* She's here!
Jaune: Hey Yang!
Yang: What's up?
Jaune: Do you know Suk Mai?
Yang: Suk Mai?
Jaune: Suck my nuts! Hahahaha!
Yang: Ok
Jaune: What?
Yang: I'll do it. Drop your pants.
Jaune: *Confuse* What's going on?
Yang: I'm going to suck your balls, that's what's going on.
Jaune: Wait, it was a joke.
Yang: But I'm not joking.
Jaune: *Worry* B-But
Yang: You know what, I'm going to suck your dick too.
Jaune: *Grabs Ren's arm* Ren help me!
Yang: Where do you think you're going? *She grabs Jaune by the waist and puts him on her shoulder* You're coming with me, sweet cheeks. I'm going to leave you dry~💕 *Leaves*
Jaune: Ren!!!!
Ren: *Praying* Good luck.
Jaune: RENNNN!!!!
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smh0217 · 4 months
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Yang, trying to use a pickup line on Jaune: Are you going on a trip? Because you sure are packin.
Jaune: Well that would be a lie. And I don’t want to date a liar, sooo.
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rocknroll7575 · 6 months
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Jaune face plants into Yangs breasts
Yang: *Blushes as steam erupts from her head*
Jaune: *Also Blushes and is afraid of what might happen next*
Yang: *Pulls away and glares at Jaune with a blush* Y-You better take responsibility! *Runs away*
Jaune: ... WHAAAAAT!?
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madman479r · 10 months
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Team ANCY reaction to Rusted Knight pt.2
Yang stood at the window of Jaune's home in the ever after. The whole situation was still bizarre, being trapped in a fairy tale land, finding out her friend/leader/boyfriend was the infamous and beloved Rusted Knight and seeing he had become a complete DILF was a lot to take in.
So that's why she was standing by the window, basking in the wind and moon light, naked as the day she was born, only covered in sweat and cum.
The creaking bed and Pyrrha's wild, lustful moans from Jaune's bedroom breaking the silent night.
"Guess your semblance can be useful outside a fight as well." Yang looked behind her to see Cinder limping towards her in a similar state, sweat running down her body, hair messy and semen dripping down her thighs, looking as though a short walk was taking every last bit of energy she had.
"Yep. While it's different from usual, I really like the kinda pounding Lover boy gave me." Yang purred, shivering but the feeling of cum sloshing in her womb made her shiver more. "He may be the Rusted Knight but he certainly hasn't gotten rusty where it counts."
Cinder gave a light moan as her pussy tingled, ever since she started having mature fantasies, having the Rusted Knight fuck her like a whore was one of them, and what luck she had.
"You were practically glowing." Cinder smirked, standing beside her partner/lover as the cool night air helped cool her down, shamelessly eyeing Yang's naked chest with a lick of her lips.
"Yeah? Well if I didn't know any better, I'd have thought your semblance was sonic screaming with how loud you were." Yang teased back, letting her eyes wander Cinder's nude form, lingering on her curvy ass she wanted to squeeze and spank so badly.
Cinder shot back. "Says you, miss "Oh daddy! Kiss my womb with your big fat cock!" Never thought you'd have a daddy kink." She smirked, giving exaggerated moans as she mimicked Yang.
"Like you and P-money weren't begging "please fill us to the brink with your cum, daddy"!" Yang nudged Cinder.
"Difference is you have a good relationship with your dad. I didn't have a father figure and Pyrrha has had to be a good girl for nearly all her life that the idea of being a naughty little slut needing to be punished gets her pussy dripping." Cinder argued.
"OH FUCK!" Came the muffled orgasmic scream from Pyrrha.
"Guess that's our que." Yang rubbed her thighs in anticipation, they both knew Jaune was far from done, and if he was alone for all these years he'd certainly be backed up, they couldn't leave Pyrrha to deal with that all by herself after all.
Yang went to the room but was stopped by Cinder grabbing her hand. "Hold on, you got something in your mouth."
Before Yang could question her, Cinder dove her tongue into Yang's gaping maw, practically cleaning out her mouth as Cinder's skillful tongue went over every inch of Yang's mouth, leaving the lucky poor blonde with shaking knees and a new wetness leaking from her gushing cunt. Feeling Cinder molest her tit didn't help in stopping her mini climax
Only when the need to breath became too much did Cinder pull away, leaving a strand of saliva between the two jutted out tongues, their hot breaths like steam in the cool air.
Seeing the dazed look on Yang made Cinder grow a smug yet sexy smirk. "Guess you're okay with me going next." That broke Yang from her lustful mind blank, knowing she had just been played. And with that, Cinder strode to the bedroom, hips swaying hypnotically "You can spend the time giving Pyrrha a tongue bath meanwhile." Cindet said over her shoulder, she had only opened the door before a rough callous hand dragged her inside, her laughter turning into sinful moans of pleasure shortly after.
Yang narrowed her eyes at Cinder's retreating form with mischievous eyes, promising to herself that when they're back home she'd buy the biggest, most intense vibrating dildo and shove it so far up Cinder's perfect ass that she'd feel the buzzing in her tonsils.
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darksaiyangoku · 8 months
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RWBY: The Punmaster
Jaune: You know something, Yang? I should start calling you Cabbage.
Yang: Is it because I'm such a sweetheart? *smirks*
Jaune: Wha- how did you know that?
Yang: Face it, honey, you can't out pun the punmaster. *winks*
Jaune: Aw man and it took me all day to come up with that one.
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