#kars headcanons

[marsipaniscool]

I have to ask about your thoughts on how kars was radicalized because i've seen the wham post and now I'm curious

:D! okie dokie! 1.7k words of young kars angst is served hot and ready! also slight esikars in part 2 ! :) TW: brief description of violence [1/2] under the cut for length

(I will be assuming that Kars' former tribe is the only pillar tribe on earth, I simply haven't thought about other tribes :,) ) SO let's start with just a general overview of Kars' life. He's 103,000 years old, according to the wiki. It's mentioned several times, both directly and indirectly (Wamuu and Santana's ages now vs. when they were shown to have been taken at infancy), that the pillar tribe was only slaughtered by Esidisi and Kars 10,000 years ago. So, that's 93,000 years Kars spent with his tribe being abused and chastised.

The pillar tribe was a small and tight-knit community with few distinctions politically, economically, or socially. This social wealth fostered an attitude of peace towards nature, humans, and themselves. The tribe had long made peace with their inability to bask in the sun, fostering a story similar to that of Abrahamic Adam and Eve. A group of pillar people upset the sun god, and, as punishment, their people were banished from the sun for all eternity. Surviving the night of life was necessary for the light of the afterlife.

Kars, when he came of age, followed in his family's footsteps and became an apprentice to his father in natural philosophy, with a focus on medicinal alchemy. He didn't mind, having had an interest in science for as long as he could remember. His parents, masters of the subject, lovingly fostered this interest. Every star and constellation, every planet, every asteroid band, everything in the night sky he knew. He knew the clouds too—that odd shade of grey. He wasn't fond of them very much; they blocked out the stars.

It started with irritation at having to rush miles into the forest surrounding the temples at dusk, just to hope to get to the blossoms he needed for his latest project. He often failed, the flowers long since pruned by the creatures of the light. Even a scrap of a petal seldom remained for Kars.

That irritation became anger when the humans who worshiped them would have sun-kissed skin, and the children would still smell of the ocean waves. They'd laugh and tell stories of how warm and lovely it was. He rushed out into the evening one day, as soon as it was safe, only to feel heat boil in his chest as the air around him grew colder, no longer warmed by the sun. To indulge in the sun, all of it, to be able to feel the warmth on his skin and to be burned, if even for a moment, was all he desired. He wanted to pick the flowers and the fruits that flourished during the day and feel the life flow through them—life given by the sun.

It bothered him greatly that he came from the flesh of the earth, the same as any creature, yet he and his people are the only ones to be cursed like this. He doesn't understand why they're so complacent or why they're so accepting of their fate in the darkness.

First, he goes to his father, the man who spoiled him and loved him his entire life. He paces around frustratedly, hands running through his hair, horns fully protruding, and lets out centuries of buried anger. His father stops him mid-sentence with a hand, laughing loudly.

"The sun isn't a friend, nor is it a foe. It's not something to be feared nor conquered. It simply is not our dominion. While the moon doesn't hurt the humans that worship us, many fear it and the darkness it heralds. They tell stories of monsters, of horrific demonic creatures in the night. The sun is their dominion, as the moon is ours."

Kars went to the elders, only to be met with recommendations to visit the tribe's shaman and to be induced into a lengthy meditation with their moon goddess.

He was infuriated now. Why didn't anyone understand? Whenever he brought up concerns he deemed worthwhile, they were dismissed with, "This is just how things are!"

Word spread quickly among the small tribe, with the older men coming to mock him every morning and evening when he would head out to see the last rays of the sun peaking over the horizon. It escalated to outright mockery wherever he would go. At meals: "Is this food as warm as the sun?" Whenever he would wear jewelry of the sun, he was boisterously, cruelly laughed at, and had it ripped off of him. He used to love wearing gold, the colour of the sun; it complimented his hair and complexion so well, he thought. His tribe laughed at him and dirtied his garments with mud, rotted meat, and whatever vile fluids and liquidy things that were within reach. Black was the colour of the night, and it didn't show the stains. He started wearing his hair up, first in braids, then in buns, then in his wraps. He was tired of it getting mucked up, tangled, yanked, and abused.

One night he entered the galley, and as he stood on the stone pedestal overlooking the table, he realised there was no seat for him. He left as silent as he came.

#jjba #jjba part 2 #jjba battle tendency #battle tendency #jjba fanfic #kars #esidisi #wamuu #santana #pillar men #jjba headcanons #pillar men headcanons #kars headcanons #esidisi headcanons #esikars #young kars #my writing #pillar boyfies <3 :)

[wolftoes]

Reader Takes The Pillarmen to a Renaissance Fair!

A/N: This has been in my drafts for LITERAL YEARS, but im finally posting it. I will let it rot no longer. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for Santana, I couldn't think of anything for him.

Kars

At first, he was disinterested, as you weaved through the crowded medieval street. He thought he was above such festivities.

Plus, why would humans wish to relive a time they were less advanced? This seemed silly and illogical.

Until he saw a stall full of tiaras.

Then, he was like a kid in a candy store. It was almost scary.

He picked out this one. (But more expensive and extravagant, of course.)

He never took it off. He wouldn't acknowledge you unless you called him "Your Highness," or the like.

It wasn't just for the day, either. He kept up that act for two months.

He also bought a luxurious black cloak.

Needless to say, your wallet hurts.

Esidisi

He's excited.

Particularly, about the pirates. And the alcohol.

He is parading around, in a shirtless pirate costume, with one of those fancy hats with a giant feather, and he is carrying a pint in each hand.

He got challenged to a drinking contest in one of the taverns, and naturally, an ambulance had to be called. Not for him, though.

He ended up getting banned from that particularly tavern, and subsequently all of the others at the venue.

Somehow, he still seems to be stone-cold sober... (haha)

Wamuu

When you told him about the fair, he was intrigued.

As you explained to him what this was, it came to light that he had a particular interest in the joust at the end of the night.

You both had been doing the regular activities, when the joust was announced.

You followed the crowd to the arena, and one of the more crucial actors had fallen sick.

The announcer noticed Wamuu, and ended up asking if he could fill in for the knight. Wamuu, of course, agreed.

They quickly suited him with the largest set of armor they had, and they continued with the event.

He ended up showing off some of his abilities to the crowd, though carefully as not to actually injure any of the actors.

It was a plot twist that the crowd adored.

By the time it was over, they were asking him to return next year.

However, they ended up deciding to have him only do occasional cameos.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba headcanons #battle tendency #jjba pillar men #pillarmen headcanons #pillar men #kars jjba #kars headcanons #kars #edidisi #esidisi jjba #esidisi headcanons #jjba wamuu #wamuu #wamuu headcanons

[m-u-n-c-h-y]

POV: You tried bullying your beneficiary... now with spoilers!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #wyll ravengard #wyll #karlach #wylach #wyllach #mizora #i headcanon that devil wyll can totally touch kar without getting burned #it's like my fave headcanon tbh #my art #fan art #got the munchy's?

[rzyraffek]

Guys I suffer from jojo brainrot, I know its not my usual writing , but I need to get this out of my system. NO SPOILERS they/them pronouns, sfw, Request open

Also for obvious (and legal) reasons in josuke and okayasu ones reader is like 16.

Also I didnt finish jojo part4 yet so some stuff might be eee not accurate?

More jjba dating headcanons!!

Including Kars, Santana, young Joseph, Jonathan, Josuke, Speedwagon, Okuyasu

Kars

Homie will litteraly pet them. My guy has god complex, thinks that humans are so so smol and so so tiny

Picks them up like some lil baby and probably carries them around everywhere

S/o mostly just vibes in his huge mansion while Kars plots some evil emo stuff (again)

Quick reminder that this guy was doing ah mimimimi ah mimimimimi😴 for last few centuries so s/o has to explain him a lot of stuff

Imagine him getting jumpscared bcs your phone made a noise, or him just walking up to light switch and turing lights on and off repeatedly. Mans fascinated

Also guy is a walking muscle so no matter how big or smol s/o is they going to be picked up and carried around, probably he uses only one hand too btw

Pls brush his hair he will litteraly melt

Santana

...

"Human why you carry tiny talking square everywhere? Is it magical?"

My guy will take their phone and 'accidently' take 50selfies, but not in sexy way, but in 'his face is zoomed to camera and you see only his eyes and forehead' way

His love language is quality time, understanding and gifts

Hates germans btw

Will give them random stuff, like he will litteraly bring them a microwave and be like "human explain meaning of this". But also gives them shiny rocks, jewellery, hair accessories. If s/o wants a new car, my man gonna litteraly pick up first car he sees and bring it to them

I am convinced he eats food with his bare hands. S/o has to give him tutoral how to use knife and fork, he won't like it >:(

Young Joseph

Homeboy hands are everywhere, if my guy doesn't hold their hand, he is putting his hands on s/o shoulders or waist or just kisses them

Doing make-up together. And nails. And hair. All of this while shittalking his enemies and talking about all the drama.

Tequila Joseph first dragqueen in history btw

Never go on plane with him, no matter how romantinc he promises it will be. Do not

Also makes fun of Ceasar that Joseph was the first one to find a partner not him😍

S/o and Ceasar probably meet up sometimes to just complain about how dumb Joseph sometiems is😭

Will litteraly do anything to impress them frfr

Jonathan

Not boyfriend, but Husband material

My guy will be on walk with his homie speedwagon and litteraly act like teenager girl with crush. All blushy, shy and asking for advices

Gives them handfuls of flowers, but like Jonathan's sized handful (alot)

Loves walking with s/o and holding hands ofc

My boy will blush and die if s/o does first move

Pls s/o beat dio up he sucks

The best boy husband

Josuke

Bros gonna be so protective, like fr my guy will be worried if s/o goes to shop and doesn't come back in more than 20minutes

He will blush if s/o tries to hold his hand

Mumbles a lot about hair routine and hair products, and probably likes to comb s/o hair

Okayasu probably cried when he found out that Josuke has a partner btw

The sweetest boy alive

Guy will accidentally spoil them. Also they are basicly immortal due to all crazy daimon stuff

If s/o sees stands... OMG PLS pls hug his lil man, his stand i mean. It looks very hugable

Playing video games when s/o and josuke lied to his mom that you came over to teach him some school stuff>>

Okuyasu

This dude

This guy

Will litteraly beat anyone up, for no reason anyways. He just do be like that.

He is very dumb, please be patient

Isn't romantic, he tries to act cool and tough, but he is unintentionally cute! Like he will go to s/o house in middle of day, knock on door and he like "sup babygrill I bought you some ice cream"

If you guys play any kind of competitive game he might let them win! But he never tell them that of course

Also he is very physical, but not in romantic/sexy way but in 'dub me up homie/sup give me high five' hes very bromance. he also enjoys just leaning on them, like yall just stand waiting for bus and this dude will put like half his body weight on them

Once he had a nightmare and called them at 3am

Speedwagon

Btw sorry that characters are all over place and not organised, I am sleeby

My guy will shank anyone for you babe

Talks, a lot. So if s/o is a listener type, they will get along well

Goes to Jonathan and asks for advices about relationships!

S/o steals his hat and he pretends that he's offended, but pls dont stop you look cute!

My guy is very very...unorganised... total mess of a men if it comes to life. I dont even know if he has a house btw

Cuddles on couch when he's sure that noone is around>>>

Will read them to bed if that helps s/o fall asleep

He has poor eyesight but he doesnt wear glasses. Bonk him pls

#jojo x reader #jjba #jonathan joestar #jonathan joestar x reader #joseph joestar #joseph joestar x reader #okuyasu my beloved #okuyasu x reader #josuke higashikata #josuke x reader #speedwagon x reader #kars x reader #santana x reader #joseph jjba #jojo headcanons #jjba headcanons #request open

[shrkichigo]

JJBA SPAM

I’ll forever miss you caejose

#jjba fanart #jjba #jjba headcanons #caejose #jjba wamuu #wamuu #jonathan joestar #jonathan jojo #caesar zeppeli #kars jjba #kars jojo #esidisi #speedwagon #jjba speedwagon #robert eo speedwagon #dio brando #straizo

[tonberry-yoda]

Hello there! 🖤 here for the Kars Brainrot we were talking about! Could I please request Kars with a S/O that just loves being protected by him? Or in general when he gets protective? Bc that's honestly both cute and hot asf, thank you sm sm, words can't thank you enough for what you do for us, your writing def makes people day's better! 🖤

Kars with an s/o who loves to be protected by him

notes - omg hi!! you are such a sweetheart, you don't understand how happy i get when i see you in my askbox! i love getting requests from you so so much. and yes omg kars is just SO FINE AND FOR WHAT?!?! I want a big man to scoop me up like he can omfg. i hope you don't mind that I made these into headcanons! i just thought i could fit a lot more in there!! have an amazing week and stay super hydrated <3 sending lots of love!!

fr tho he does not need to be this stunning omfg

okay so this happened to you once

you were just walking around outside while the pillar men were just conversing about something important. you didnt want to be annoying or in the way, so you stepped out for a bit. well, that's when something went to attack you. you thought you were all alone, so you panicked a bit. you ducked your head and buried it in your hands. and then when you peeked, you found kars was standing above you and absolutely obliterated whatever it was that wanted to attack you. you couldnt help but blush because omfg wow. he's a big handsome man and is towering over you to protect you, how can you not be madly in love???

but after that, you loved when he would protect you

you wouldnt purposely get in the way of danger, but you could admit, when it did happen, you would get all blushy when you would find that kars is just above you and willing to protect you

and since you're so small compared to him, he loves just like carrying you around

it's faster that way, he says

you just find yourself in his arms a lot and you cant help but love it lmaooo

sometimes he'll call you a dumb human or something after you have a dangerous interaction, but he's always checking to see if you got any scratches or injuries and ends the checkup with a kiss on the forehead

if you scare him too much though, he will lecture you and then tell him that you have to stay by his side at all times

he will grab your hand and never let go

but always expect kisses when he gets nervous that you were going to get hurt

omg i cant this was just perfect, literally i wanna be y/n so bad rn omfggggg

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#seriously i want this big man to scoop me up #jjba #asks #writing #fanfic #my writing #<3 #fanfiction #jojos bizarre adventure #thanks so much for the request #jjba x reader #jjba headcanons #headcanons #jojos bizarre adventure x reader #kars #kars x reader #pillar men #pillar men x reader #jjba part 2 #battle tendency #battle tendency x reader

[cherrys-side-bitch]

Imagine that the equivalent of "kissing" in pillarmen is touching each other's horns. Since the reader has no horns, the big men touch their horns to his forehead and when the reader first kisses the men on the lips, showing the human kind of kissing, they all melt and want more of the new kind. They might enjoy the touch of their lips on their face

𝔸 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕞 𝕠𝕗 𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤

Iɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

The sight of the pillarmen placing their horns against your head was quite a sight. Although they’d always get so close to your face that anyone would think that they’d kiss you, and yet, they didn't, so you decided to take things into your own hands.

He was nearly about to protest as you grabbed his face and placed your lips up against his cheek. You figured it would be a much calmer start than blatantly kissing him on the lips.

Kᴀʀs

When Kars felt your lips on his cheek, he froze for a moment. What did you just do to him? Once you explained that it was a kiss, a form of affection, he paused for a moment and demanded that you give him more.

He found it rather delightful, as much as he'd rather not admit it out loud.

Admittedly, Kars can be quite greedy at times. He’d rather not have you giving the other pillarmen such affection, but understands that you're technically in a relationship with them as well.

You're required to sit in his lap at least once a week to shower him with kisses.

If you asked him why he never showed you that kind of affection, he'd look at you as if he was offended. Kars would always give you kisses. It's not his fault that you never realized.

┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉

Esɪᴅɪsɪ

Since Esidisi's horns are never in view, it would often seem as if he's just softly head-butting you, and in your eyes, that's practically what he was doing. Especially seeing as you lacked the context necessary to tie the action to anything romantic.

Once you kissed him on the cheek, he couldn't help but smile. He figured that you had done this act in affection. After all, he was about to show you affection and believed you decided to interject.

When you explained to him that it was indeed he was overjoyed that he was correct!

Esidisi is enthralled by this new form of affection and will openly show you his love in this way.

If you wish, he’ll explain that what he was doing prior is pretty much the pillerman version of kissing.

┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉

Wᴀᴍᴜᴜ

Whenever Wamuu would try to touch his horn to your head, he’d have to be very careful as to not accidentally stab you.

Wamuu was nearly about to question you until he felt your lips against his cheek. He had to take a moment to collect himself and figure out what had just happened. You only placed your lips against his cheek. Why is he feeling so flustered?

Once he’s composed himself, he asks what you just did. Upon being told it was a form of affection, he couldn't help but smile. His human wants to show him affection in their own way.

He truly found your way of kissing interesting, it's so different from what he used to and he loves it. Whenever you kiss him, he will make sure to repay it when he gets the chance.

┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉

Sᴀɴᴛᴀɴᴀ

We all know Santana isn't exactly the talkative type, so he just sort of paused and looked at you weirdly, as if to say, “What was that?” Santana is an extremely curious individual and wished to know everything he could about you.

A simple explanation and he understood what you meant by it. He's a very attentive and quick learner.

Whenever you end up kissing him, he always savors those little moments between the two of you. He feels immense joy from getting so much attention and being genuinely loved, which is so foreign to him yet not unwelcome.

┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉

#i kind gave up at santana’s part sorry #the pillar men x reader #pillar men x reader #pillar men #jjba headcanons #jjba x reader #jojo’s bizzare adventure x reader #jjba kars #kars x reader #jjba esidisi #esidisi x reader #jjba wamuu #wamuu x reader #jjba santana #santana x reader #jjba fluff #headcanons #fluff #x gn reader #request #writing

[sillysonicfansstuff]

JJBA Villain House:What Languages Do They Speak?

During their time,they picked up a lot of languages.

Dio:English,Arabic and Italian.He can speak some Japanese so that he can speak to Kira.

Kars:He can speak and understand all languages.

Kira:Japanese,some English and he’s trying to learn Italian to speak to Diavolo (and to figure out what Dio says about him in Italian)

Diavolo:Italian,some Spanish and some English.He tried learning Japanese but couldn’t be bothered.

Doppio:Italian,English and Japanese.He WAS bothered to learn it.

Pucci:English,Japanese,Italian and he wants to expand his knowledge.

Valentine:English.He’s a devote American and thinks it’s superior.

#jjba #headcanon #kira yoshikage #dio brando #jjba diavolo #villains #funny valentine #enrico pucci #jojos bizarre adventure #kars jjba #doppio #jjba villain house

[dollwrites]

𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥’𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬 — 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ∣ smut ( minors dni ), fem!joestar!reader, dark!fic, noncon, smut ( minors dni ), choking, bondage, threats of violence and murder, all characters featured are 18+

𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 ∣ do not repost or translate. please reblog && leave feedback. not proofread so there’s probably mistakes. thanks for reading <3

“Y—you— fucking— m—monster—“ it was all you could do to spit the words, as if they were formed from acid, to the bestial man below you. the ropes whined, cinching your wrists high above your head, they looped over a rafter, making it impossible to pull them down. maybe if your Hamon was working you’d have the strength— but you couldn’t fucking breathe.

Kars was chortling, however, tilting his head from one side to the other, ensuring that he drank in every ounce of your flustered countenance. “So fiery,” he purrs, before he fondles the Aja Stone that dangled between your bare, bouncing breasts, thoughtfully, “though, your ire is so misled. It was that wicked woman, wasn’t it? That draped this precious gem around your neck.” you’re grinding your teeth to keep from moaning, your feet flat on either one of his thighs. whilst one hand toyed with the gem, the other was gripping your throat, squeezing just tight enough that you couldn’t breathe deep enough to activate your Hamon.

“I—I’m the Red Stone of Aja’s Guardian—“ you choke out, squinting against the pressure on your windpipe. it made speaking painful.

“And you see what a predicament that’s gotten you in, don’t you?”

fury bubbled a threat to your lips, “I’m going to— wipe you off the face of the— planet—“

Kars quirks a brow, his crimson gaze flickering up to your eyes, and scoffs, “From right there? Impaled on my cock?” your face is ablaze with a humiliated blush, but he uses the vice on your throat to urge you down into a tighter squat, taking more of him into your body. you stifle a mewl, walls spasming in protest as they’re stretched like elastic around his thick tool, giving way for the broad head to tunnel into your depths. Kars watches your lips twitch, sees your eyes go wide for a moment, and hears your pathetic attempt at keeping quiet, and he snorts a pleased breath through his nose. “Forgive me for not being intimidated, but you seem to be enjoying this too much to try and kill me.”

bastard, you thought, bitterly. if you could breathe deep, you would send a blade crafted from pure sunlight straight through his right eyeball. “You’re so— fucked—“

“No,” he cuts you off, eyes narrowing as he sits up straighter, his other hand now joining the one around your neck to squeeze until you choke and gag, desperate to pull in oxygen, “you’re the one who’s fucked. In fact…” using both hands, he jerks your body up and down on his lap and thrusts to meet you, your ass jiggling when he slaps against his thighs over and over. each time you’re brought down to meet his groin, his cock fills you hilt deep, and you cry out, gripping the rope that binds your hands tight, as if it could save you. it can’t. you’re much too overpowered to try and pull yourself up and escape the giant super being or his brutal hip snaps. “I think… you’ve said enough…” Kars was smirking, breathless, watching your breasts flop from the sheer force of his dribbling you, and you close your eyes tight. you feel every, impossibly thick inch as it drives into your belly over and over, threatening to fuck you stupid. “There, that’s much better. Less talking, more fucking.” he hums, squeezing your throat tight, before exhaling in ecstasy, “Make me cum, and I might not snap your pretty, little neck when I take the Stone.”

#kars x you #kars x reader #Kars smut #jjba x reader #jjba #jjba headcanons #jjba x you #jjba Kars #jjba part 2 #jojo’s bizzare adventure x reader #jojo x reader #jojo’s bizarre adventure smut #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jojo’s bizarre adventure x you #jojo's bizarre adventure

[jojikawa]

Idk why but about a year and a half ago, I had an idea for The Pillar Men x Fem! reader where the reader was The Pillar Queen who wants to conquer the sun (in the same way Kars does) with the red stone of Aja while Kars, Esidisi and (later) Wamuu try to compete to be the one to marry her during the events of JoJo part 2 but Kars is so in love with the pillar queen that he takes the stone for himself to become the ultimate life form to protect her from Joseph.

Edit: The Reader would equate to a villain in this.

I want to write it but it’s been like a year 💀

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo x reader #jojo imagines #jjba headcanons #the pillar men x reader #Kars x reader

[marsipaniscool]

girl how long was santana left abandoned in mexico???

homeboy doesn’t know what hamon is!! looking at santana himself, he only wears a simple white cloth covering. he doesn’t have any anti-hamon weapons like the other pillar men have. when he sees joseph, he calls him “unique” and unlike any other human he’s seen before. he even tests this theory on speedwagon, confirming that joseph was different than any other human he had seen before.

kars, esidisi, and wamuu had time to not only travel to europe and possibly asia (at least esidisi did), meet the hamon tribe and fight against them long enough not only to develop specialised weapons and techniques, but to eradicate them. AND IMHO i think the hamon clan was numerous! when caesar gives his spiel about wham killing random man #5, all the pillar men laugh and talk about how all the hamon users are the same and how they all value friendship.

kars states directly that his quest for the red stone has been ongoing for 5,000 years. it’s reasonable to assume that’s when the triumvirate left mexico in search of the stone across the atlantic. it’s entirely debatable if santana was ever given the stone mask that gave the other three their modes. he may be the ONLY actual, non-elevated, pillar man left.

THEY JUST LEFT HIM THERE???? WITH SOME USELESS ROCKS THAT POTENTIALLY NEVER WORKED AT ALL???? NONE OF WHICH KARS EVER CAME BACK FOR BTW HE JUST MADE NEW ONES!

#girl i’m thinking about santana #been thinking abt him since my most recent battle tendency rewatch #HOW LONG WAS HE IN THE AMERICAS BRO???? #probably confined to the same 100 or so square miles of kars’ territory #potentially thousands of years bro #desperately wishing battle tendency was more fleshed out #at LEAST by a few more episodes to give the pillar men more screen time #they’re so interesting #and kars is quite literally the reason jojo’s bizarre adventure exists lol #give my men their juice!!! #jjba #battle tendency #pillar men headcanons #santana headcanon #jjba headcanon #pillar men #kars #esidisi #wamuu #santana #pillar boyfies <3 :)

[married-to-google-translater]

Yandere Kars headcanon

Kars is the possessive and dominant yandere.

He may also have sadistic features.

At first, he wouldn’t want to fall in love with a human.

That, in his view, would be just a disruption to his plan.

He would definitely try to murder you at first.

But wouldn't be able to do it.

It's a really hard piece for Kars.

He does not want to admit his weakness.

A serious place for self-examination.

Most likely Kars will end up kidnapping you.

He assures himself that you are a kind of pet to him.

(And because of this, your opinion will not be asked on any issues.)

If you try to escape or resist him, Kars will punish you mercilessly.

For example, breaking bones or torturing your loved ones.

He has no pity.

It will only be easier if you learn your new place quickly.

Usually Kars keeps you close.

You sit on his lap or at his feet.

(Not that you have a choice.)

Now, Kars controls every aspect of your life.

But if you do well he will give you small freedoms.

For example, decide how to dress or take small moments for yourself

As long as you behave well.

If you not these benefits are immediately taken away.

And you really don’t get them back easily.

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[the-illiterate-pirate]

Oaoaao, hello, can I get a headcanon of sfw? Pillarmen/reader? I'm sorry I stretched it so far.

Imagine that the reader is Joseph's youngest adopted sibling and the sibling was adopted by Erina when JoJo was old enough. Maybe the reader is 10 years old? One thought is that if the reader in JoJo's opinion behaved badly or cried a lot over nonsense, he joked that he would give the child back. Joseph is a dumb jerk not realizing how much it scares the little kid who will probably get used to those words.

I don't know how to think this through well, but the reader goes with Joseph, Caesar, and Speedwagon to the catacombs where they encounter the pillarmen. The reader panics and soon cries, Joseph turns purely mechanically to say a certain stupid thing and the reader suddenly goes off to the pillarmen, patting Kars on the thigh and saying that he is now their new daddy and brother.

My main question, though, is whether the child will be made something of a hostage, while waiting for a ransom, and how the pillarmen would react to a curious child wanting to talk to them and explore their bodies and abilities

Hi! Let me just say this is so cute and a really great idea, I hope you enjoy! <3 Adding Santana to this because I can

Pillar Men with a child "hostage"

Kars

•Kars is bemused at this tiny human kid begging to be taken away, but subconsciously despises Joseph for bringing such a small child to such a dangerous location.

•He'd scoop you into his arms, whispering to you that yes, he'll be taking you in as his new student, but tells Joseph and Caesar that you're now his new hostage. The Pillar Men will be taking you as leverage over the hamon users, along with Wammu and Esidisi's wedding rings of death.

•Your curiosity with his inhuman features is secretly adorable to him, he'll let you explore his body freely, just warning you to be cautious with his sharp horns

•It takes a lot to upset Kars, he's raised two other children from his tribe of course. Rarely would you see him angry, he hides his emotions the best but involuntarily ends up falling in love with this cute human child. You've brought a new light to his men that he hasn't seen in years

•He might get a little possessive over you 👀 even after being defeated by Joseph it's hard for him to let you go, Kars can't admit it but he's grown attached. Maybe they can work something out

• #1 dad mug where?

Esidisi

•Genuinely enjoys having you around! He isn't afraid to let everyone know how much he cares for you <3, despite Kars' negative comments

•Treats you the best out of the four, never lets you down from his arms either.

•Esidisi doesn't see you as a hostage and more like a "permanent guest", he still goes along with Kars' charade though

•You might spend the most time with him, because he's the best with tiny children. He might get very attached too. You can probably use that to your advantage if you ever accidentally do something wrong

Wamuu

•Isn't impressed with you in the slightest at first, but doesn't hurt you once his master's tell him not to

•A bit awkward with you, but learns to get use to the tiny thing running around being chased by Esidisi and Santana

•Tries to train you in hand to hand combat, slightly disappointed when it doesn't work out

•Unlike the rest he's a little embarrassed with you messing around with his horn and doesn't like you touching it.

Santana

•I don't think Santana ever really falls for you the same way the other Pillar Men do, but treats with with respect

•Secretly jealous that you get treated so much better than he does

•He ends up calming down once you play with his hair/horns. It's therapeutic (for the both of you)

•Plays with you the most, but tends to rough house a little too hard. He's been scolded more than once by his masters

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #battle tendency #jjba x reader #kars x reader #esidisi x reader #wamuu x reader #santana x reader #jjba headcanons

[macaroonff]

Idols who I envision in the Wong Kar-wai cinematic universe

exhibit 1- Jake as He Qiwu in Chungking Express

-Whipped, a hopeless romantic, extremely poetic when he's coping

-Lowkey loser vibes since he gets stuck over someone for a long time due to his naivety

-Poor boy just wants to be loved, at the root of which is loneliness, and attachment.

"I tell myself I'll fall in love with the first woman who walks in"

-Dedicated af towards finding someone like the scene where calls his ex-classmates to move on 😭

-'the you're lonely, I'm lonely, we should date' vibes being massive ngl

-Has the dumbest/ most random pick-up lines but they'll work cause he's adorable

"Excuse me miss, do you like pineapples?" (the character repeated this in four different languages btw, which I can actually imagine Jake do)

-In some way, cares more about the present than what's to come in the future. Makes decisions with his heart.

-Pretends to be cool, but is a soft boi at heart

-did I also mention how endearing it is when he gets chatty, talking about really random things? Like he can go on rambling about nothing in particular, but it isn't really annoying. Instead it's quite comforting.

#enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen x reader #enhypen headcanons #jake imagines #jake drabble #jake scenarios #kpop x wong kar-wai #this is my excuse to rewatch chungking express

[nikathesiren]

The mystery of Mista's hair, solved with a simple rule of three (∩^o^)⊃━☆

During the last few days, I have seen some people drawing Mista without his hat, and I wanted to show my particular headcanon into this matter.

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo part 2 #jojo part 5 #kars #guido mista #theory #headcanon #funny #fanart #nikart

[angel-babycakes]

Big sister figure Doppio being so gentle and caring to any younger children while still experiencing top tier girl rage behind a gentle smile, while the others are just giant buff assholes ready to fuck you up/fuck up the Joestars while still “calm” LMAO

#jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba diavolo #jjba doppio #jjba dio #jjba kira #jjba pucci #jjba kars #jojo headcanons