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vozaho · 1 year
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El 99% de los problemas de la triada venerada se hubiesen resuelto si culeaban.
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Translation:
This is a meme trendy in the Spanish part of many fandoms, so this has more sense in Spanish, but in English it would be like this:
JGY: Er-Ge, where are the pretty girls?
LXC: Oh, A-Yao, what do you mean?
NMJ: Meng Yao, you're the pretty girl.
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rarepears · 2 years
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Best of friends, best of friends~
Meng Yao and Lan Xichen are best of friends.
Meng Yao totally isn't fucking Lan Qiren behind his best friend's back. Totally. It totally has nothing to do with his weakness for getting the approval of older men because he has daddy problems.
It totally has nothing to do with how predictable Lan Qiren is - quoting the Lan rules all day, meaning that Meng Yao just needs to learn and know the Lan rules to understand Lan Qiren's expectations - which in terms means that Meng Yao doesn't have to worry about meeting unrealistic, impossible standards, but in term he also doesn't have to worry about impossible harsh punishments when he does fail to meet them.
So what if he decided that he needed to get closer to the Lan heir upon meeting Lan Qiren in person? Bah, just a coincidence. So what if he went and started a correspondence with Lan Qiren during the war?
And when he got kicked out of the Nie Sect as planned so that he now had a valid reason to move straight into the Lan Sect without looking unloyal and a whole host of arbitrary requirements that someone like him (bastard, low birth, too smart, too cunning) needed to follow in order to not tarnish their reputation more...
Honestly, Lan Xichen really needed to take the hint and offer him a place in the Lan Sect faster! They were the best of friends after all!
(And future uncle and nephew?)
-o-o-o-
Notes: Yep, pairing and set up totally inspired by Tricks of the Trade by nirejseki. I highly recommend it!
[check out other fic ideas in the #made up fic title ask game]
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kronk-a-donk · 5 years
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My MDZS Couples Headcanons (part 3)
Lan Xichen x Jin GuanYao
Jin GuanYao did have feelings for Lan Xichen, but his ambitions eventually over clouded it.
They spent a lot of time together learning, training, and so on.
JGY was there to comfort LXC when NMJ died, and he supported him while his brother was greiving WWX.
They practiced music together often doing duets.
LXC trusted him wholly while JGY could not bring himself to trust anyone so fully, still he held LXC closer than most
LXC lets JGY ride on his shoulders so that he can feel tall (no one can take this from me)
LXC take initiative when it comes to spending time together and affection.
JGY always has something new LXC when they meet whether it be a new food, fact, idea, song or item.
They tend to spend most their time together talking about anything and everything
They also enjoy playing games together
JGY always has a light and sweet desert prepared for LXC after meals
LXC sometimes helps JGY teach/train JL when he's there
LXC is very supportive of whatever decision JGY makes and is aleays there to help him when he asks
Nie MingJue x Lan Xichen
NMJ is normally the big spoon
They prefer spending time together over giving gifts, but sometimes they will give each other small things
They are both very comfortable with affection and PDA
If either thinks the other is sick or hurt they will carry them, at first there were arguments about it, but it didn't past long
NMJ teaches LXC how to dance (My mdzs hc part 2-3). Sometimes when LXC is playing his dizi NMJ will sway along to it
NMJ likes to hold LXC, he likes to show that LXC is his and LXC loves to be held
They are both pretty possessive and get can get a little hot headed when jealousy rears its head
NMJ gives the best bear hugs
There isn't really specific top or bottom between the two of them, they like to take turns.
They both love to body worship
NMJ likes when LXC manhandles/gropes him
They are generally touching whenever they are together whether it be just holding holds, hugging, shoulders/sides pressed together, or light kisses on the cheek/nose/neck/ear
Sometimes when there is nothing particular to discuss they can get a little lost in their own world. LXC gets very giggly and playful when this happens
They often use endearments such as love, sweetheart, honey, and dear. LXC is particularly fond of using honey and dear for NMJ
LXC always tries to find ways to help NMJ relax and calm down, giving him tea, massages, playing music and so on. NMJ tries his best to show his gratitude and return the favour
Their relationship has a very good balance of give and take and they are always looking out for each other
3-Zuns (JGY x LXC x NMJ)
NMJ and LXC like to sandwich JGY between them when they cuddle
NMJ is the softest and most trusting of the three
LXC is the kinkiest and most affectionate
JGY is the most adventurous and flexible
One time NMJ bench pressed JGY and he has never been the same
JGY gives the best presents (and lap dances)
They do as much together as possible, eating, training, working and so on.
Both NMJ and LXC have a lot of stamina
Before he became too ambitious JGY honestly cared to LXC and NMJ. I think he somewhat regrets what ended up happening.
NMJ loves to listen LXC and JGY play duets, he finds it very calming
JGY likes to be in the middle when they sleep because he feel very safe tucked between them
They all like to be held, even NMJ although he won't admit it
One time NMJ carried LXC on his shoulder while JGY was on LXC shoulders
They go for walks often, just talking and enjoying each others presence
Absolute chaos ensues if all of them get drunk together, LXC turns into loud and over-excited, NMJ is emotional and stripping, and JGY is slutty and pure salt. Together they are nearly unstoppable
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inrainprose · 4 years
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Naruto and/or the untamed
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Je t’ai grillé boloss x)
Naruto
the first character i ever fell in love with: i have to say Sasuke. i was litterally in love with him at 13. still am.
a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: i guess i liked the third better at some point. before i started thinking about it all.
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: i am steady in my allegiance, I don’t drop ships like that.
my ultimate favorite character™: GAARA 5EVER
prettiest character: Neji i guess, I really like the idea that he has the prettiest hair and everyone knows it, to his endless mortification.
my most hated character: arf, Danzo I s’pose? i hate him both for what he’s done and for how shitty a vilain he makes.
my OTP: NARUSASU 6EVER the otp to end all otp i owe them my fanfiction career seriously where would i be without this ship…
my NOTP: sasuke/sakura. the very worst.
favorite episode: naruto 101, “Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi-Sensei’s True Face!”
saddest death: the characters’ will to change their world for the better, sacrificed to the glory of the military state, like everything else.
favorite season arc: chunin tournament arc
least favorite season arc: i guess it’s the one where naruto goes to the island to learn to control kyuubi or something, on account of me being so infuriated at how he resolved his latent resentment by saying like “nope no anger only happy” that it made me drop the anime for good lol.
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: i don’t hate him per say but i’m really not a kakashi fan.
my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: well. sasuke i guess. they’re all trash tho
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: NEJI. GODDAMMIT. dunno about the cinnamon part but he definitely desereved better u.u
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: i really don’t know, i’m pure of soul and free of shame.
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Ino/Sakura and Sakura/Karin. and a lot of small ships you stumble upon here and there and go “oh, nice”.
The Untamed/Mo Dao Zu Shi (i watched the anime first so)
the first character i ever fell in love with: Wei Wuxian. he appeared and i was done for.
a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: none, i kept loving all of them
a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: no i’m good.
my ultimate favorite character™: wei wuxian, once again, main character stan.
prettiest character: jiang yanli. also smartest and most deserving of surviving but. well.
my most hated character: probably jin guangshan, the wen were terrible but at least they were open about it. the guy was a passive assholed but he caused so much shit solely by being his shitty self i’m. yeah, me no like.
my OTP: for the sake of originiality and also because they’re the ones i actually wrote about and read the most, i’m gonna say lan Sizhui/jin ling.
my NOTP: wei wuxian and lan wangji with anyone else but each other
favorite episode: pfff i dunno. the one where they’re happily starving on their shitty mountain and lwj pays a visit.
saddest death: Jin Zixuan. freaking hell. i knew it had to happen but still.
favorite season: going anime to say second one cause i prefer the present timeline.
least favorite season: well, the first then. there’s only two lol.
character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: again no hate in me but i guess i’m not as taken with lan xichen as the rest of the fandom seems to be.
my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: who’s the biggest trash between nie huaisang and jin guanyao lol
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: jiang cheng. honestly the pain in this boy. unreal.
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: that’s too strong a wording but i imagine the closest is lan xichen/jin guanyao.
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: jiang cheng/nie huaisang. a lil’ something sweet for them both, please?
Thanks for asking ma vie
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mwritesink · 5 years
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X-Men AU for MDZS
1) Wei Wuxian is Magneto, Lan Wangji is Professor Xavier. More or less. It’s not an exact comparison, but it goes for something a la the “First Class” Movie and Early Charles and Erik where they’re super domestic but it’s a loving relationship that gets marred by terrible tragedy as they have to break apart becuase their ideals become opposed to one another. However, that isn’t what their powers are. Wei Wuxian is a full on Necromancer power set (at first it’s just being able to communicate with the dead, then it expands to reviving the dead, and finding a way to keep his own spirit alive after his body dies) while Lan Wangji has sound manipulation powers that he has trained himself to use in conjunction with a guqin. 
2) Mo Xuanyu is akin to Joseph. For X-Men AU he’s a clone made of Wei Wuxian’s DNA, set to a younger age, and has the exact same power set. However, the good guys keep the fact that he’s a clone a secret from him until Jin Guanyao exposes the truth to him. This causes Xuanyu to break from the good guys, find Wei Wuxian’s soul and in despair cast aside his own soul let Wuxian take the body. 
3) Wei Wuxian had his own asteroid M, and what killed him the first time was when he tried to prevent it from falling into the earth. Most of the residents on the asteroid did perish (becuase of other things going on that made the thing fall) but there was one survivor who was taken in by Lan Wangji. 
4) Jin Guanyao is the Black King of the Hellfire Club. Lan Xichen is the White King. Lan Xichen has no idea what Jin Guanyao does with his portion of the Hellfire Club’s resources. 
5) Wen Ruohan is an ultimate bad guy. 
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rarepears · 2 years
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Masterpost [July 2022 ideas 2/2]
July 2022
#made up fic title ask game
shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa’s adoptive parents au
Tom Riddle's new aim is not to become lord voldemort but sung jinwoo's trophy husband au
pidw AU set in disney descendants' world
hiruzen and danzo get dumped into bnha after the kyuubi attack au
the au where meng yao is actually lao nie's bastard but no one questions meng yao's parentage until the sworn brotherhood ceremony
beru needs reading glasses au | the shadow summons become luxury brand models au
sung jinwoo the e ranked babysitter au - why be a hunter if you can be a babysitter? it's far safer
female wei wuxian uses her period blood (since it's just blood) to draw talisman but that provokes greater backlash au
married couple shen yuan and luo binghe get a vacation home in the imperial capital to get away from sect and demon politics au
the Jin Zixun x Jiang Yanli fic idea no one asked for au
sung jinwoo accidentally running into variety shows being filmed on the streets au
sung jinwoo being a dirty little gremlin and getting away with it thanks to his shadow monarch abilities au
12 year old tsuna thinks that his intuition is a sign of madness and decides to go full on clown insanity as a result au
in which Shen Yuan and og!shang qinghua have to share one body together because the system messed up shen yuan's transmigration au
thomas andre x sung jinwoo au
lan qiren x jin guanyao au where meng yao befriended lan xichen for the sole purpose of seducing lan qiren
sung jinwoo learns that there are many minor monarchs and rulers out in the world... au
svsss but as cowboys in the wild west edition au
groot gives birth to a baby groot au - nope this isn’t baby groot since this isn’t from a cutting, rather groot somehow has a seed pod that pops out a little tree??
in which commander fox accidentally goes viral and becomes a holonet star au
a snapshot into bnha future of deku the future no 1 hero au
groot is a jedi master (and rocket the raccoon is a force sensitive) au
ned stark walks into his father fucking tywin lannister au
nie mingjue x liu qingge au
aizen is a fuckboi who doesn't date shinigami to hide his sordid dating history au
Tsuna sawada runs into james bond while he’s in Italy AU
a brief bit of wei wuxian x aizawa that was never meant to be au
shen qingqiu gets the ranma 1/2 treatment au
ashborn (solo leveling) x aro (twilight) au
Without the gates and hunters occurring in solo leveling kingsman shit happens instead & Sung Jinwoo finds himself the unofficial king au
mdzs modern au where lan wangji is a rabbit photographer and wei wuxian is a farmer whose crops are being eaten by rabbits au
game of thrones football au
harry potter attends a vampire's wedding au
luo binghe and shen yuan in solo leveling au
cat shen qingqiu and hamster shang qinghua bros au
Nie Mingjue X Meng Yao - married AU
long before he learns that he's to become a mafia boss tsuna sawada gets despicable me minions & reborn now hates bananas au
shen yuan and the ice cream assassins au
telling the evolution of dabi x hawks through sex drugs and fried chicken au
in which endeavor accidentally burns his house down in the throes of passion and the kids are SCARRED au
in which L (death note) gets sebastian as his personal butler au
sung jinwoo doesn't have wifi au
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE CATS SITTING ON URAHARA'S HEAD
sung jinwoo and sung jinah go to a buffet au
sung jinwoo somehow ends up dating kim kardashian au
sung jinwoo x shouto todoroki au
fat gum offers mineta an internship and turns mineta into a not!asshole and not!perv yay au
Kurosaki Isshin attempts to explain dating and sex to ichigo without mentioning his zanpakuto's involvement in his own dating life au
shen yuan judges a cooking contest between hannibal and luo binghe au
hidan x squalo
sung jinwoo doesn't know that sung jinah is a kpop fangirl au
tywin lannister x sung jinwoo
bdsm bakugou au
in which a new person moves into the apartment complex and becomes sung jinwoo's neighbor au
in which kakashi was a bit of a slut when young & now he discovers that he's been a deadbeat dad without knowing that he's a dad au
yuuri attends 25th university reunion au
hibari kyoya gets scolded by a 5 year old for biting people to death au
kakuzu gains a love admirer au
an office au of solo leveling
gojo satoru x shigaraki tomura
Wei Wuxian becomes known as the S rank villain: The Necromancer in BNHA au
the obito and kakashi catfish online dating au
just some bakugou family fluff au
padme x hondo ohnaka au
e ranked hunter sung jinwoo becomes a single parent because Sung jinah somehow got deaged into a baby au
sukuna is a cat and his owner is a very insane Christian priest who believes his cat is a mouthpiece of god au
the au where sung jinwoo has a nightmare about being a kardashian
bnha ballet au
hannibal is arya 's mentor in the art of killing au
a 5+1 fic about wei wuxian and lan wangji's love over the years au
hannibal lecter is the no 1 most desirable bachelor among ghouls
in which meng mo develops a crush on shen yuan au
naruto wore frog pajamas to bed on night and the next day finds himself and other people thrown into the past au
sung jinwoo shadow extracts a buddhist statue au
gojo and getou vs evil goose au
gai and lee get dumped into the bnha world and aizawa s u f f e r s au
House of Lannister; taking over the world! A master plan by Lord Tywin Lannister.
luo binghe's palace becomes the burial mounds au
#shen jiu’s brocon brother au
shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au
imagine if itachi uchiha was reborn as lan xichen au
wei wuxian is reborn to the world of pokemon au
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