—Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast
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“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
— Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
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LEMONY SNICKET has been chronicling the lives of the Baudelaire children with only occasional breaks for food, rest, and court-appointed swordfights. His hobbies include nervous apprehension, increasing dread, and wondering if his enemies were right after all.
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
- Lemony Snicket
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Kendall: AND WHERE WERE YOU?
Rava:
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A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded
- Lemony Snicket
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It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?
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All the secrets of the world are contained in books ~ @lemonysnicket
All the secrets of the world are contained in books.
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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
Lemony Snicket
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But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
Lemony Snicket; The Beatrice Letters
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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
Lemony Snicket
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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like”.
— Lemony Snicket
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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting the rest of our lives.
Lemony Snicket; The Ersatz Elevator
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when lemony snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every tuesday” brb gotta jump off the roof
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain, but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire. You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all anyone can see is black. You may find that if someone pours water all over you, you are damp and distracted, but not cured of your sadness, the way a fire department can douse a fire but never recover what has been burnt down.
Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning
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