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ywpd-translations · 4 months
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Ride 755: Departure 2
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Pag 1
2: Ding ding
3: The boarding the flight number 621 to Fukuoka, departing at 10:30 will close soon
4: If you're boarding, please speak to the staff member closest to you
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Pag 2
2: Ah, that guy is angry
Shh
3: Oi
4: He said “I'm coming”, right?
Yessir!! I called him thirty times but he only picked up once....
He just said “soon”....
5: Then why aren't you here, Manamii!!
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Pag 3
1: There's the Inter High soon, the Inter High!! Buah!!
So-sorry, I even sent many messages, but his current location-
It's been more than thirty minutes since you've said that, how's that soon!?
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Pag 4
1: “Arriving late is a crime”!!
“Causing troubles is a serious crime”!!
Yessir
We told him that, too!!
3: Alright, I put Manami's ticket there, let's go
Huh!? Next to the window!?
That's a little-
Enough
4: Let's go, Yuuto, Tobirama
This time we'll fight as five people in the Inter High
'lright
Yes
No, but, he's the captain!?
Can't be
5: Ah... this must be my ticket
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Pag 5
1: Kyushu
3: Take me there, too!!
4: Waaaa, Manami-saan!!
I'm so glad you came!!
Thank you so much!!
Well...
You really are like an here who arrives in the moment of need!!
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Pag 6
1: Oi, don't misunderstand!! We were the ones in a pinch and this guy was the culprit!!
Yessir!
Sorry!
Ah, you exposed me...
2: Don't think you can dodge the matter of your tardiness just with your mood and cute face!!
Ah I thought I could make it
3: So?
Why... why were you late?
4: Ahh, I forgot my passport, then I remembered and turned back to get it
5: Ohhh... that's a problem indeed...
Wait!! You don't need a passport to go to Kyushu, right!?
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Pag 7
1: Woah!! That was a clever excuse, Manami-san (It was so cool!)
It wasn't clever, and now let's go!!
Did you doze off?
2: Mh...? Well, on the train... it was only one stop?
So he really slept too much...?!
3: Jou-kun and Yuzukoshi-kun went on ahead?
4: They went there with yesterday's flight
Huh!
5: So, when you said “passport”, earlier- what was it, really?
6: Did you really turned back to go get something?
7: Mhh, how should I put it
8: In order to fulfill the final promise....
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Pag 8
1: “The final promise”?
It was
3: a necessary piece
4: You're still wearing that ridiculous hat, Manami?
Ah... it's the one Ashikiba-san wanted last year... (Yuuto)
This is for exclusive use during the Inter High
Ohh... “exclusive use”, cool (Tobirama)
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Pag 9
2: Kyoto... Kyoto...
7: Small fries!!
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Pag 10
1: Then, should we go?
Are you...
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Pag 11
1: finally ready?!
2: Yes....!!
3: Mi!!
6: This year's victory will be ours
Our long-awaited victory
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Pag 12
1: It's checkmate!!
2: They're coming!!
3: They're coming!! One by one, to this land of Kyushu!!
4: Won't it favour us!? It's our hometown – us, Kumamoto Daichi!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 755#another short chapter i really hope sensei is okay!!#I dont mind the short chap at all (especially bc lately ive had little time to translate) but im kinda worried :')#This chapter was so asdhsdfksdg Manamiiiii you absolute disaster#who would have thought that the responsible one in this team would end up being doubash huh#now that's the surprising thing lmao#manami really went back to get the best boy cap i cant with him#btw i dont remember; does he know that the one who gave him the cap is onoda's mum?? how does he know#'i went back bc i had forgotten my passport' 'you dont need a passport to go to kyushu!?!?!?' ashdkasdfs well at lest he tried lmao#also 'Yuzukoshi-kun'??? is he the other hakogaku member?? :eyes emoji:#cant wait to see what other weirdo hakogaku will have this year#i think this year's hakogaku is the weirdest one - which is a lot tbh#i feel like its going to be my fave hakogaku team#btw doubashi wanting to leave manami behind and just run as five assdgfkdfgs hes right and tbh he should just do just that whenever manami#doesnt show up - 'well i guess we're a five people team from now on'#btw i love i we saw everyone! only kiji's team is missing#(maybe theyll shop up next chapter who knows wanatabe loves kiji enough that it wouldnt surprise me)#midosuji shows up for exactly one panel and hes already creepy af i love him#cant wait to get to know the new guy!!#and hiroshima!!!! cant wait to see them try so hard and then get defeated in the most pathetic ways like every year#i love them i cant wait to see what kind of weirdo higashimura has become#he was kinda normal last year but we cant have a normal person as the hiroshima captain lrb#and then theres kumadai#acting all important and then we all know theyll do absolutely nothing ajsgfksadf
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tojisun · 3 months
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military man simon (ghost) riley x nun!reader
!! suggestive - minors dni, heavy on catholicism; play on blasphemy; im ignoring the code of canon law (of confession and absolution) so yall should too!!; it’s all one-sided btw; female reader
song playing: the apparition (ST) // prev posts: 01, 02
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simon feels the hesitation surround his throat, coiling past the shame before settling in his stomach.
he is hovering, he knows that, but simon will have to disappear for a year at least and while the duration has never daunted him before, he couldn’t say the same now anymore. things have changed. because this time around, he has someone he wants to return home to.
sure, you do not love him that way, but simon chases the affection in your prayers, licking the remnants of your devotion from the edges of your words. he pretends that it is enough. pretends that he is not woken up in the middle of the night by the explosion of his desire, ever so expanding in its carnality.
pretends that there is something else for him in this chapel.
his lips twitch when you finally turn to him with a smile.
“mr. riley!” you greet, walking to him excitably.
“just ‘simon’. please.”
simon’s aware of how his body reacts to you. how, as you draw close, he shifts, muscles rippling to see you better. to hear you better. to pretend that he can ever touch you.
but he doesn’t have to wait. not when you take his hands in yours, holding in a way that is so gentle and sacred, the shame he tried to stomp down begins unfurling from the base of his lungs to tickle the base of his throat, ready to spill over.
“you’re usually not here for the sunday services, simon,” you say, and simon tries to suppress the tremors that racked his body upon hearing you say his name.
again, he wants to plea. say my name again.
but you are looking at him with worry, and while simon is a greedy, greedy man who wants to at least have your concerns if he can’t have your love, he doesn’t like the way your face falls as you fret.
so he smiles, crooked as it is, and tightens his hold on your hands, careful not to do any more lest it just pushes you away.
“yeah,” he replies, his voice croaking. “may i request something, sister?”
sister. it leaves such a vile taste in his mouth.
“of course.” your eyes are still furrowed, your lips downturned in a sorrowful pout. “anything.”
simon breathes in sharply, the weight of your words punching the air out of him, and he buckles, folding into himself as he chokes on his words.
your worry explodes, gentle prodding now a panicked cry. “simon!?”
“it’s nothing,” he lies. “i’m okay.”
you let his hands go—simon tries not to whine—only to feel you pull him closer, short arms curling over his back, your warm palms rubbing soothing nothings against the plane of his spine.
this feels like torture—your kindness will be the death of him.
“please, tell me how i can help you,” you whisper, darling even as you look as lost as you feel. “the church is here for you, simon.”
“i know,” he says even though all he wants to say is ‘all i need is you.’ he breathes in, staggered rasps not quelling your worries, but simon bulldozes past your gentle touch, afraid that he’ll get addicted to this.
“i need your help,” he continues. “help me repent.”
you blink, going slack. you begin to pull away and simon, a man who has faced more painful things more than the feeling of your warmth separating from his, shakily lets you go.
“i cannot give you penance, simon. only the priest can do this—i can go get him-”
simon pulls you close again when you begin to stand up, surely to locate the priest that gave the service today, but simon doesn’t want him. he doesn’t want a stranger to hear the rising tides in his heart. he doesn’t want someone to forgive him for his guilt.
“no,” he whispers, his voice so quiet. so vulnerable. “i can’t-…”
your lips are pursed but your eyes are alight with wonder. with consideration.
simon prays that you will grant him even this.
a heartbeat passes, a stuttering silence ringing in his ears, and then, “okay.”
simon smiles. “thank you.”
-
the rite started like this: with simon sinking into the confessional, watching you from the thin divider as you do the same, noting the way your fists are balling your habit, your hands trembling at the sacrilege.
because simon knows. before coming here, before bowing into himself in front of you, simon already knew. he knew that you could never give him the penance he told you he seeks for. he knew that this—you sitting in the confessional—is a chip to your vow.
he knew that you’ve, once again, put him before the lord.
simon aches to sink his teeth in the plush flesh of your body. to worship you the way you deserve to be. instead, he ignores the festering desire, swallowing the yearning he feels as he does the sign of the cross.
“bless me sister for i have sinned.” he licks at his dry lips. “it’s been…” he hesitates.
“tell me,” you say when his silence draws on. “this is not a place of judgement and forsaking.”
tell me, is what simon hears instead. tell me, i will understand.
“it’s been eighteen years since my last confession,” he continues, breathing raggedly, his face burning up as the words begin spilling. “these are my sins: i am lusting for her, i cannot stop thinking of her.”
the gasp on the other side of the confessional makes his blood jump, his mind feeding him images—is this how you would gasp out if you give yourself to him? is this how you will sing when he takes you, gently and deeply? is this how?
“i dream of a life with her. i dream of the way she will fold herself into my arms, tucking my sharp corners into her tender parts. i dream of the way i can touch her—all-consuming and ravenous. i dream of how she will feel when she’s with me. how she will taste like when i’m with her.”
simon breathes in deeply, the sound slicing through the heavy silence in the booth and passing through his teeth like a hiss.
“i want to devour her. i want to strip the layers of her honesty and fill her with me. just me.”
he clenches his fist, preparing for the last of it all.
“i want to worship her.”
the weight of his words fall like judas’ tender kiss, resounding in their immorality.
“for these, and all my sins,” simon begins after the stretch of silence. “i am truly sorry.”
“i see,” you whisper, breathless yourself. simon wonders how you must look; would you have your eyes open in surprise? would you have your lips pursed in distaste? would you look at simon like the sinner that he is? would you begin to leave him be?
“pray with me,” you say, ripping him from the depths of his uncertainties.
simon lets your words wash over him, dripping down the lines of his veins and dragging across the stretches of his scars. he knows you couldn’t possibly offer absolution, but simon feels forgiven.
more than that, simon feels seen.
he feels raw, his vulnerability exposed to the very person simon who makes simon’s knees buckle, but it feels correct. it feels like this is where simon should be.
at your mercy.
when the confession is over and you two have stepped out of the booth, simon relishes in your shy gaze, eyes fleeting between him and the altar. he smiles, his eyes crinkling, because simon’s heart truly feels at ease.
“thank you,” simon murmurs, hands twitching by his side as he yearns to reach out and pull you close.
“of course,” you reply, bravely holding his gaze. “always.”
that night, in the comfort of his room, simon traces the hardening length of his cock. he shuts his eyes and conjures the image you made—shy, quiet, flustered—and the sounds that spilled from your lips—breathy, choked out, hesitant—and fists at his flesh, thinking.
dreaming.
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ending with an a/n: growing up in a private catholic school and seeing all the censorship pushed sm of us (in school) to romanticize blasphemy n transgressions tbh sooo heres the continuous manifestation of that indulgence (mentioned in pt 01)
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hydrangea-mon-amor · 7 months
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Yandere Vampire
Yandere Male! x AFAB! Reader
Trigger warning! Yandere behavior, obsessive behavior
A/N: Okay it’s been like…a couple of months since I last updated a fic (sorry about that) but I couldn’t help but write this idea down, it has been plaguing my mind ever since I had thought of it. (Which was literally a few hours ago…) anyways, no official title because I’m not sure if this will be a permanent character but please do enjoy the story. (If you can)
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Summary! You acted stupid and went into the only Forest you shouldn’t have gone into, to your luck (if we can even call it that) you ran into the Duke Osborne who has insisted you stay the night in his manner lest you be a pray to the creatures roaming in the forest. (He is the creature btw)
Side note — if you read the trigger warning and still were triggered by the content (or any that I’ve wrote) please message me ASAP and tell me about it. I DO NOT condone this behavior.
Duke Osborne sits in front of you,
You mentally curse yourself, you just had to have ignored your fathers wishes and ventured pass the safe grounds of your home. The breath you wish to let out protest against the folds of your lips. You expected some sort of activity to occur in the forest, but you hadn’t expected Lord Osborne to be there as well.
his hands lay comfortably on the table, you sat in apprehension.
“I hear you are the Barons offspring? Such a shame I hadn’t been blessed to see your visage sooner.”
“Duke Osborne—“
“Please, no need for civilities here. Address me casually, just Aloysius is fine.” He tosses a smile, the dazzle of his eyes gleaming down at you. It is peculiar, you don’t think he looks at you as if it were antagonistic, but you couldn’t help but feel cornered.
“Aloysius…you are very kind to allow me a room at your estate for the night, I appreciate it very much.”
“Do you now?”
You gulp.
“Y-yes, since I am the offspring of only a Baron and nothing else, I am not used to, nor think, that I am deserving of such catered treatment.”
The Duke frowns.
“Not deserving?” His query comes out like that of a saddened child, you fiddle with your fingers, unsure of how to answer such a tone.
“Well I…” you straighten your posture. “I don’t mean to speak negatively about myself, but it is common knowledge that the power a Baron or Baroness holds is not that of a Duke or Duchess. I know my station in society, and know of the role I must fit into to adequately play it. It is of no inconvenience to me, so really, a Duke such as yourself shouldn’t be worried with frivolous matters.” Aloysius twirls the spoon in his tea. He has a specific analytic gaze to him, one you feel positively scanned by.
“Is that all? Don’t you feel some sort of resentment for the way society looks down on you compared to other nobles?”
“I do not care for that lifestyle, if I can be happy in life, then that is all I need to be contented.”
“Even if you were as lowly as the offspring of a bastard.”
“Even then.”
He takes a minute to compile his thoughts, but as quick as one would imagine, he resumes his air of chivalry and charm.
You jolt, not expecting for the Duke to clasp his hands quite loudly that it echoed throughout the dining room of his estate.
“Very well then, you amuse me Y/N.” You look at him quizzically.
“Apologies, I don’t think I ever gave you my name.”
“You didn’t have to, I know the names of every resident in this estate.”
“Resident? Pardon me Aloysius, but I am merely a guest.”
“Of course.”
The Duke continues on with his meal, glancing at you a couple times to make sure you had your fill. You can’t say you quite enjoy the Dukes presence, but you do appreciate his effort in assuring your comfort.
This quiet would not last.
“I wonder, do you know of the tale spoken for the Forest of Naught?”
You chuckle uncomfortably, “how could I not?”
It was impossible, you thought, for a child of this kingdom to have not heard it. It’s rhymes are Ingrained to the child it passes over to, until it passes on to the next, and then to the next and on and on it goes.
You can recite it by heart.
In a forest called Naught, where darkness reigns,
Existing creatures man cannot rid nor tame.
A plague they are, with fangs as sharp as knives,
Skin pale as moonlight, eyes aflame with red.
Their feast, the tender essence of your blood,
Teeth sinking deep into sweet flesh so raw.
No care for you, they crave the crimson flood,
Their only longing, for your lifeblood's draw.
These creatures possess powers to deceive,
Morphing their form to appear just like us.
But in reflection, true nature they conceive,
A ghastly visage, causing hearts to fuss.
They shun the light, abhor the sun's bright beams,
Yet thrive by night, fulfilling their dark dreams.
In shadows deep, their wickedness takes flight,
Within the veil of night, their hunger stirs.
No mercy shown, no solace in their sight,
They prey upon the innocent, like curses.
“What is your opinion of it?”
“My opinion?” You take a while to form an answer you’d think he would respond best to. “Well, I think it is definitely something the children could be frightened by—“
You believe you are dreaming, the Duke, Aloysius Osborne, is laughing.
“The children? Truly, a forest as mysterious as this and you think of the children?” You do not think the Duke capable of shedding tears, but here’s he is now, wiping away the tears forming at the baseline of his eyelids.
“I stand by my statement.” Your arms press forth on the table. “Those creatures, whatever they may be called, it’d be horrible if they feast on innocent children.”
“I suppose so, but not every child is innocent.” Aloysius makes motion for a glass of wine to be brought, and it is like magic how a servant is already to his aid. You watch tenderly, eyes fixed at the action in hand. In your opinion, the wine looks a little distasteful. Too red, you thought, but you had not the reason to speak it aloud.
“I would offer you a glass but this wine isn’t any that you have tasted before, I can assure you this.”
“Really now?”
He inclines his head to a nod, “not as sweet as regular wine, tastes quite like iron to the normal civilian, but what can I say? I have an expensive taste.”
You shift in your seat “Well, Duke, my interest is piqued.”
“No civilities!” He whined, almost knocking the glass in the process. Having realized what he had done, he is quick to manage himself. “Apologies, I as an individual simply just abhor honorifics.”
Liar.
“Please just address me by my name, it’ll please me greatly.”
“Excuse my negligence, I’ll keep that in mind for the future.”
For the remainder of your meal, you dine uncertainly. The food you taste is exceptional in taste, but it almost feels bland. You can’t say you would feel any better with the Dukes gaze looming over you like a watchful hawk. Can’t to think of it, why did the Dukes eyes appear more red than his normal chestnut hue? You can’t point the science behind it. And perhaps it is just your wishful thinking, but you never noticed, or thought, the Dukes skin to be so naturally pale. Frankly, it’s color is akin to that of moonlight.
What an odd thing to note.
You say not a single word to him, growing apprehension if he’d take the word and turn it into a working conversation. Even though you are the child of a Baron, and have been educated, you still are not quite adept to socializing compared to your peers.
That is until you start to feel drowsy.
“Please excuse me, but I fear I am succumbing to sleep. Could you please walk me to the room I will be sleeping in for the night?” Without a word, Aloysius rises to his feet, discarding the remainder of his meal. It is odd, for such a lofty meal he managed to finish each glass of wine he obtained.
You wondered why he hadn’t touched the garlic at all…
“Of course, follow me.”
You stand, dusting off the dirt that remain on your clothes. You look at him, and take note of how precisely he is gazing at you.
You shake off the feeling.
You arrive at his side, and generously, he leads you without a word. But you must be honest with yourself, the whole time you ventured through his walls it had almost felt like the phantom touch of a hand was latching onto you.
He yawns, you believe sleep has anchored him too.
“It’s such a shame.” He whined. “I would have loved to dance with you in my ballroom.”
“Aloysius there is no need—“
“I protest. You know full well that my family, Osborne, has danced with the guest of their house before they leave for the night or leave for home. I’d be disrespecting tradition if I hadn’t had even one dance with you.”
Flattery will do you no good.
“I have never been instructed.”
“Pardon me?”
You hesitate, “dancing, it has never come naturally to me and my family hadn’t harbor the sufficient funds to acquire a teacher. But considering my prowess regarding the art, I don’t think I’d be of any good even with the paid help.”
“You can always learn.”
“And with what help, if I might ask?”
“With mine, naturally.”
Your cheeks dust red.
“I cannot trouble you like this.”
“It is of no trouble, please share just one dance.”
In high society, people would think you frivolous if you were to refuse the good natured will of a Duke, considering your title as the child of a Baron, you have no societal standing to reject him. In other words, you are completely and utterly trapped.
“I suppose one would do adequately.” The Duke smiles at you, and perhaps you hadn’t seen him enough in all the parties you were fortunate enough to attend, but he didn’t look as happy and content as he did now.
Oh.
You squint.
Why did the front of his teeth look more like protruding canines instead of regular molars?
Whatever, forget it.
He leads you to his ballroom, the scenery draped in blood red curtains and the floor a sinister black. The area exudes a treacherous aura but you’d be lying if you said you weren’t enticed.
It is practically instantaneous that music started to flow into the room. You can only guess that he intended for this to happen from the very beginning and had a servant stationed here for the time being.
“Do you mind if I call your name with a term of endearment?”
You’re startled.
“Your pardon?”
“You know, how wedded couples address each other. Love, darling, sweetie?”
Dread builds in the pits of your stomach.
“Please—I must protest! We have only been acquainted with each other for a few hours!” The Dukes lips purse into a frown.
“Is this your rejection to my proposal of us becoming friends?”
“My Lord—I mean, Aloysius, you must realize that friends don’t simply just refer to each other with such…compounded words!”
There seems to be a looks of realization smearing onto his face.
“Ah, so you mean to tell me that only wedded couples do so?” You exhale, relieved that he is starting to come to sense.
“Right then, apologies with my forwardness.” He hasn’t looked sympathetic at all.
“It’s quite alright.
Aloysius seizes the lead, you think it abnormal, how elegantly he moves through the dance. His long and graceful body forces you to admire it.
“I must confess I was lying.”
Your eyes widen.
“And what what would that be, exactly?”
“I lied to you when I eluded to the fact that I never got the pleasure to see your face. In actuality, I have seen it quite a few dozen times.” You try not to make the stilling of your body too noticeable. “My sister, Duchess Akosua, you may have heard of her, has helped me greatly in seeing you.”
You try to be careful and strategic with how you phrase you sentence.
“In what way, if I may ask?”
“You sleepwalk, Y/N. On many occasions you would wind up in the heart of The Forest of Naught.”
Now, you do not care if it is obvious of your body stilling.
“Of course, you must ask why I had been there too, especially since you sleepwalk quite often.”
You gulp. “H-how often?”
“Ah, I’d say three a four times a week.”
Impossible….
“Y-you were there? Every time?”
“Yes, yes I was.”
You start to hyperventilate.
“B-but why?”
Aloysius looks at you, and it is the kind of look most similar to that of admiration.
“You are just too adorable.” He adds, unable to contain his smile. “But if I were to answer your question…” He leans down, his head level to your ear, and his lips level to your neck. “It is because I am one of the creature of the forest.”
You cry in pain as he bites into you.
You wake in a soft bed, your neck throbbing and your body in only undergarments.
Your eyes widen.
By your side is Duke Aloysius Osborne, his eyes a chilling red and fangs protruding from his lips.
“Ah your awake, how splendid!” He speaks to you as if you are a revered treasure. “For a second I feared I drank too much blood from you, good to know that it was just enough.
“I…I…”
“You must be too frightened, considering your incapability to speak. Don’t be worried, I have decided that you are too precious to discard.”
You force yourself to answer.
“W-what—what do you mean?”
“I mean that I am taking you as my spouse.” He smiles kindly, lending a hand to caress your cheek.
You shiver.
“No need for embarrassment my darling rose, I intend for us to be deeply aquatinted with one another.”
A/N: okay, I hope this story was enough to suffice for the next couple of days before I release the next one. I do intend to come back and post more actively, sorry for the long hiatus. Also the poem from this story was generated from an ai (lmao) have a good day my loves.
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More serious response to people getting genuinely annoyed or insulting Dan for the photoshoot: if you had no issue with him as a 25 year old gyrating his hips for subscriptions (25 being an age which many would call "too old to still be thirst trapping" by many of the same people complaining about the catboy photos), but suddenly have an issue with a 32 year old Dan doing catboy thirst traps, then I think your issue is just that he's not an emo twink anymore so you aren't personally attracted to it and therefore it is "bad" in your mind.
Like, honestly Dan has done shit like this since Day 1, lest we forget the period where he was shirtless in literally every video, but if you only have an issue with it now that he's fully come into his adult body then maybe the issue isn't that he's "too old for it" but that he no longer fits what you personally are attracted to. Because, let's be honest here, 32 is not "too old" to be having sex or being sexually open. I'm probably asexual based on the everything about me and how I am regarding sex, but even I know the importance of not expecting sex to be reserved for people only aged 18-27 (which, btw, if you are one of those people, you're a creep!)
It's also really telling how people will be cool with guys in their 50s posting bikini shots of their 23 year old girlfriend but the moment two gay guys post photos from their bed that are promiscuous, everyone is suddenly worried about what age it becomes inappropriate to thirst trap on the Internet. Like, maybe you're just homophobic?
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dancingwithreality · 9 months
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an idea p.g.10 part.2
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gif not mine!
pairings: pierre gasly x fem!reader; friends to lovers
word count: 4.68k
summary: feelings are springing up everywhere, and suddenly your friendship doesnt really feel like just a friendship anymore.
a/n: very poorly translated french please bear with me, yes i referenced a song because its currently (and constantly) playing in my mind. reader is french btw dont know if it was obvious with the whole childhood friends thing but just wanted to state it. not betaread so if theres any typos, english isnt my first language and i wrote this only at night so, good luck.
please do not take my work! enjoy and interact!
YOU STOOD IN FRONT of his door as he leaned against the frame, you didn't really know what to say right away, clearly not thinking enough before acting.
'Hey,' you started but completely lost all words, what were you doing here?
'Everything okay?' Pierre tilted his head to the right, looking at you inquisitively.
'Yeah, yeah! Just uh, tired.' You tried not to look at him too hard, lest you start bumbling like an idiot.
'Wanna come in for a nightcap?' he shifted his weight to expose more of the opening to his room, simply inviting you in.
'You sure?' If you were being honest with yourself, you didn't know if you wanted to go in or not.
'Wouldn't have opened the door if I didn't want you in, chérie,' normally, you would have laughed at his words 'want you in' but you didn't think it was appropriate in your predicament.
You walked in and wondered if he'd always called you that, and if his clothes were always that tight. You'd sat down on the edge of his bed, you still kept closely to yourself.
'Are you absolutely sure you're okay?' He sat down next to you, arms elbows resting on his knees while he kept his head turned to see you.
His gaze felt heavy, but it was still as soft as it normally was. Not pressuring you, not bored, not uninterested, but patient and understanding. It would be hard not spilling everything in your mind to him right there and then.
'Just worried about quali, that's all.' you lied. You hated lying to Pierre.
'Oh chérie,' He sat up and wrapped his arms around you in a comforting manor. 'Silverstone can be dangerous but I'll be okay, love.'
What was up with him and the pet names? But still, you sat there in his embrace and let yourself decompress. His arms were always so warm, like a bed bathed in soft sunlight and your body heat from the night before. Like it would be cold if you got out.
'Can- can we stay like this?' You didn't want to be cold.
'We can stay as long as you want,' his voice was soft in your ear, pressing a soft kiss to your head.
And you did stay, just like that, all night. That was, until Pierre's alarm rang and disrupted the calm. Somewhere along the night you'd ended up laying down still in his arms. Somewhere along the night, you'd ended up as tangled up in blankets as you were with him.
Your head was against his chest and on top of his arm. Just as his other arm was wrapped around your waist, so was yours around his, and you didn't know where his legs started and where yours ended.
With your hand that was previously clutching his shirt you reached to rub your eyes of the sleep keeping them closed. His breath was lightly fanning your face as your eyes grew wide and your face grew hot at the proximity. By some grace, he'd awoken just then, shifting his position and rubbing his legs on yours.
'Hm, morning.' He groaned in your ears, his voice low and husky.
'Good morning,' this time it was your voice that cracked making you inwardly wince at the sound. 'Gotta get ready for quali, yeah?' You cleared your throat and slipped right out from under his hold.
'Yeah,' he was looking at you a certain way and his gaze felt heavy. 'I'll stop by in 50 and we can head out?'
'Oh uh, no you can go ahead I'll catch up later.' You waved your hands and head around in a dismissing manor. Shit, what if he worries? Every time you could make it to a race, you and Pierre always went to every practice, qualifying, and race together. This change in behavior made you think he might worry but you hoped he wouldn't.
'Alright chérie, I'll see you then.' He smiled softly went off into his bathroom yelling, 'Lock the door on your way out!'
•••
While you were panicking in our own room, trying to act like a normal person and decide what to wear, Pierre was kicking himself in his room. Lock the door on your way out?? What was he, an idiot? Pierre always payed such close attention to you he could notice even the slightest of changes. And from the day before, every one of your actions was off, so long as it involved him.
As you could probably imagine, this made him freak out internally, Was he making you uncomfortable? Did he do something? Or worse, did you find out about his feelings and now you didn't know how to act around him? He stared at himself in the mirror as tried to calm himself down.
The smell of your lilac and gooseberry perfume lingered on his clothes, wafting up into his nose. How could someone and all things about them cloud his mind so much, yet bring such peace and calm?
When you said those five simple words, he swore his heart did backflips. All worry went out the window the second you wrapped your arms around him. How could he say no? The feeling of falling asleep with you and waking up with you so close made him feel so warm. Like the setting sun in an open field of flowers and tall grass.
He couldn't keep thinking about this, he had to get ready. The sweet smell on his shirt was too precious to lose so he folded the shirt carefully and placed it on his pillow. If the shirt didn't smell like you when he came back, at least his pillow would.
On the way to Silverstone one of your favorite songs started playing, and it was just another reminder of you. Maria by Blondie. Event the lyrics were fitting.
Oh how you find so many ways to plague his very being.
•••
You've been doing this for years, showing up to races and everything, so everyone was used to seeing you in the garage. Granted Alpine was surprised at first. You weren't family, you weren't dating Pierre, but normally friends stayed in hospitality. Though soon enough you were a welcomed presence and dearly missed when you weren't there.
You were sat next to Pyry anxiously watching qualifying. Pierre was doing well, Charles even better. Though you were probably just watching to watch. You'd lost yourself in your thoughts and were absolutely absent minded. The mind could be a tricky place when you're dealing with unknown feelings and sudden unknown territory. You were out of your field of expertise with Pierre now. What were you supposed to do?
'Hey?' Pyry knocked his shoulder on yours to get your attention.
'Sorry, what'd you say?' You shook your head and came back to the real world.
'You've been really distracted huh?' He tilted his head accusingly, 'You and Pierre.'
'I'm sorry?'
'Somethings going on with you two.'
'What is with everybody and being so preceptive?' You groaned and put your head in your hands. 'Is everyone a psychic or something?'
'No we have eyes.' He retorted. 'It's painfully obvious. He's never been more distracted, and you're usually his rock and you're a wreck.'
'Thank you so much, that's exactly what I want to hear.' You gave him a dead stare.
'Love is a messy thing. But it's not something you let pass you by, its probably the best opportunity you'll ever have. Especially one like yours and Pierre's,' he started tapping the side of his head. 'Trust me.'
Who knew a trainer could have such wisdom? You for sure didn't. 'That's.. actually really sweet. And smart.' You bumped Pyry's shoulder with yours. 'Thanks.'
'Yeah, I know,' he laughs and shrugs before crossing his arms and adjusting his posture.
The best opportunity you'll ever have.
•••
You'd been having a fun night with Pierre and Charles. They wanted to relax and prepare before Silverstone so you were all in your hotel room. You'd brought your neck massager with you and Charles was sitting with his arms in the handles and head leaned back. The boys were communicating back and forth, Cha giving Pierre advice for the (high) midfield and Pierre giving Cha his thoughts for making his way up to the podium.
You were leaning against Charles with your legs in Pierre's lap when they pulled you into the conversation. 'Chérie, what do you think?' Pierre asked, his hands tracing gently up and down your legs.
'Uh,' his touch was distracting. 'Honestly, I wasn't really paying attention much today.'
'Interesting,' Charles mumbled, earning an elbow to the stomach.
'By what?' Pierre turned his attention towards you but his hands didn't leave you.
'A thrilling conversation with Pyry.' You exhaled.
'On?' Charles dragged the word out and wiggled his eyebrows.
Here was when you noticed Pierre stopped. He was nearly frozen solid, hands mid-air. Why were you talking to Pyry? His trainer? And why was it thrilling? He cleared his throat, 'Uh, about what?'
'He was, helping me with a problem, unsolicited.'
Why was he helping you? What problem did you have? Why were you going to Pyry for it? Why didn't you tell him? Pierre's mind was running a mile a minute. Things were being so strange in your relationship he didn't know what was wrong. 'Did it, uh, help?'
His eyes met yours and there was something behind them he couldn't quite place. While a feeling of dread and worry was settling in his stomach, another was setting in yours.
One like yours and Pierre's, was running through your head. You did kind of already act like a couple. But you'd always been like that. Was there really a possibility of you two being more?
'Well obviously, if you didn't want whatever this thing is so badly, you wouldn't be looking for advice everywhere.' Charles spoke up, watching the tension rise between you two in different ways. He could see Pierre tense, and though it was a weird angle he could see the feelings right behind your eyes. The only question was if you'd notice it.
'Yeah..' You'd nearly whispered, a smile creeping its way onto your face. Yeah, maybe you did want it. So you reached over and rested your hand on Pierre's arm closest to you, thumb stroking his skin. 'You're gonna do great, I have no doubt.'
As if you were a beacon in the dark, you cleared his mind of any worried thoughts with a simple touch. His hands went back to your legs and that calm look back on his face. 'Thanks, mon amour.'
With a light blush on both of your faces, you fell into comfortable conversations. Sharing laughs, stress melting off all your shoulders.
Whatever they were talking about, you'd stopped listening. Right here in this moment you felt so content. What else could you want? Your best friend and the man who was taking over your heart. Peace and warmth spread over your body and you'd found yourself thinking. Dreaming, of a future with you and Pierre together across the couch from Charles. Pierre's arms around you and your body swallowed by his. Charles sat opposite you as the three of you laughed, the occasional tease at the new couple, and a domestic reality.
•••
Your biggest problem on race day was always what to wear. Two friends on teams with completely opposite color schemes how could you pick? So regularly you alternated. In Austria you wore a white tank with loose jeans, a Ferrari cap and matching windbreaker with matching New Balances.
This time, you decided to deck out in Alpine. You slipped on a pair of high waisted light washed jeans and went searching for your shirt. A few weeks ago you’d altered an Alpine polo, cropping it and cutting the sleeves off. The colors matched well with the dark blue paisley bandana and skillfully straightened hair. To top it off you had some retro Jordan 4s in a delicate pink. A light, clean, makeup look was all you could settle for as you checked your watch and saw the time pass by quicker than you’d thought.
Dainty gold jewelry covered you from earrings to actual rings, but careful not to go overload with it. A white leather handbag was the cherry on top as you packed your stuff and made sure to head so you could try and make it on time.
Unfortunately you barely made it, the formation lap having already started. You watched Charles slide easily into fourth and Pierre a few places behind him in eighth. You crossed your fingers and got ready to pray they both made it up in positions.
As the lights flashed and the cars started you were given a headset and stood with Esteban’s girlfriend watching on a monitor. It’s lights out and away we go, you thought as the cars took off and Lando overtook Max on the first corner. You could already tell this race was going to be interesting.
•••
Lap five and Max took back his first place spot. Predictable but you would miss those four laps of bliss with Lando leading.
•••
Lap ten and they were calling in Esteban which didn’t bode well in the garage. Elena had gone with his to his drivers room hoping to bring him some comfort. You were alone chewing on your lip now, hoping this would be all that happens this race.
•••
Lap thirty-three and things had been going good. Charles overtime both McLaren’s as he sat in second place. They were both doing well as Lando sat in third and Oscar defended both of their positions from fourth.
But suddenly K Mag crashed. They brought the car in and called a red flag to make sure the track was safe to continue racing on.
•••
A lap later, thirty-four, and Pierre made contact with Lance. Your heart stopped and you held your breath. Cars were spinning out as he made contact with Carlos just after. You crossed your fingers and kept your eyes glued to the screen and you saw them call Pierre in to box. The damage to all nearby cars called for another red flag.
They were cleaning up the Vale chicane and you watched them asses Pierre’s car. The damage to the right-rear suspension wasn’t all too bad as they managed to keep him out.
You thanked whatever power was listening that he was still in this.
•••
Lap fifty-one and by some stroke of luck Pierre was in sixth, basically tailgating George in front of him.
He was coming up on turn three, onto a DRS zone and you prayed that he would overtake. And thanks to the same power listening before, he overtook George and made distance between them bigger. Cheers were spread throughout the Alpine garage at this little victory.
And at the end of lap fifty-two, the end of the race, as the last car crossed the finish line, Charles in second and Pierre in fifth you’d never heard a garage celebrate louder. Granted until you heard McLaren.
Cars went back to their respective garages as you waited for Pierre to come out. You all knew the chances of Pierre crossing that finish line were slim. Damage to the suspension normally means retirement and a depressed driver. Yet how he managed to pull across that line and keep it going was something you couldn’t believe. And manage to pull through into fifth in an Alpine? You meant no malice though, no offense, just honest thoughts.
He pulls into the pit lane parking just outside the garage and hands his steering wheel to the crew member nearest and jumps out and onto his car. He through his hands up and screams in victory. Those ten points would be his saving grace and push him further in his career.
Pierre runs into the garage and gets picked up by every pit crew team member and thrown around by everyone. There was a joy in the air that was contagious. Your two favorite boys both in the highest spirits had you going nuts.
As soon as they let him down you made eye contact with him. The grin on your face was so wide you knew it was gonna hurt tomorrow. He lit up immediately and somehow his smile only got wider. The two of you started running towards each other as you collided in a tight hug.
Your arms wrapped so tight around his neck and his so tight around your waist they wrapped around completely. Chests pressed against the other you’d never felt so warm, so happy, so comfortable. The sweat from his neck was rubbing off on yours but you didn’t care. You’d have to shower after getting back to your room but you didn’t care.
The pure joy that radiated off both you was more important. His long fingers curling into your waist and pressing on your skin sent you into hyperdrive. In one quick motion, Pierre picked you up and started to spin still wrapped in the embrace. You threw your head back in laughter and your giggles filled the room. Eventually he set you down, and you two laughed as you pulled away, his hands on your waist and yours on his shoulders.
‘You did it mon amour!’ you could barely think straight as your threw your head back into his shoulder and placed a quick kiss to his cheek.
‘I did it!’ He cheered and threw his fists up into the air, the whole garage cheered with him. Pierre started thanking everyone in the garage, shaking hands and hugging them all. He gathered everyone around and started thanking the whole team, addressing them as a whole in a sort of victory speech. Even though we didn’t get on the podium and only one of our drivers made it across the finish line you would’ve thought we got pole with a 1-2 finish.
You stood further in the back admiring him as he continued to give his makeshift speech. That radiant smile on his face and the passion in his voice made you swoon. Maybe you did like him. Maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. Maybe you were happy about it.
•••
When the boys wanted to go to the club, you were all for it. Lando wanted to celebrate his win, Pierre was on a high, and this race was just what Charles needed. You'd told them to go ahead without you and that you'd join them as soon as you were ready. You wanted to spend extra time getting dolled up because tonight was a special night.
You wore your best short skirt, a pale cream with an asymmetrical cut. You had on a long sleeve, sheer glittery pink shirt with a matching bikini style bra on underneath. You paired it with a small cream handbag and long laced up cream heels.
Your hair was styled in bouncy curls and your makeup done light but intense. If all things boded well tonight you would act on your newfound feelings. And if not, you'd blame it on the drink, even if you highly doubted it would end bad. After doing a once over in the mirror you dabbed some of your signature scent on with a light dose of the pheromone perfume everyone spoke so highly of.
So you called a cab and put on an extra coat of lip gloss to boost your confidence as you would need it tonight. Taking one of the deepest breaths you probably ever have, you put one foot in front of the other and walked into the club.
Head held high and heels clicking on the floor you walked over to the booths that had been reserved for the night. As soon as you sat you placed a drink order on the little screen at the table smiled to the two on your left.
'Hey boys,' You smiled wide and let out a little giggle at the end. 'Some of your best work out there today!'
Pierre was left stunned at the sight of you as soon as you walked in. Whenever you turned up, it didn't take long for his eyes to find you and when they did, wowza.
A simple look at you would melt him but when you looked at him? He would turn into a puddle, especially when you looked like that. It was like he fell in love with you for the second time.
'Who are you trying to impress?' Charles raised his eyebrows with a knowing smirk.
'No one,' you responded and for a second Pierre thought your eyes flew to his just before flying away. 'Anyway, tonight is about you guys and your stellar performance today!' As you finished your sentence the waiter walked up with your raspberry daiquiri and you thanked him as you took it.
One large sip later and you were all laughing and chatting. The three of you were sitting at the booth just talking and drinking for the most part, at least until the liquid courage was enough for you.
'That's it, i'm bored.' You set your now empty glass down and stood up smoothing out your skirt. 'Lets dance,' you stretched your hand out to Pierre and waited for him to grab it.
And hesitantly he did, though not before sending a glance to Charles. He was surprised at the force of your pull, dragging him towards whatever direction you wanted. 'Come on, amour!' You'd yelled over the music now using both hands to pull Pierre with you.
That was the second time you'd called him that today, and it made him flush red. You didn't know what you were doing to him and if it was cruel Pierre didn't care. You two had always been close. Closer than most normal friendships. From the pet names, to the physical touches, people would normally just assume you were dating anyway.
But you'd never called him amour, love. It was new and it was welcome and he would pay to hear it in your voice everyday. Pierre knew it was dangerous, dancing with you like this while thinking about you like that. With your bodies moving together and your faces nearly inches apart, it would take his whole willpower to stay away. To keep his hands off you.
Which contrary to his belief, it might've been just what you wanted. Begging him in your mind to just make a move, put his hands on your hips, drag you closer, stare into your eyes and push your hair behind your ear. So as soon as a waitress passed by you grabber her attention to ask for a few shots, hoping they would make at least one of you brave enough.
And as soon as the drinks got to you, you both took them, albeit Pierre was hesitant. But he still drank it and it definitely loosened you all up. Bodies got closer, hands nearly roaming the other, faces so close, it was a painful fate. The two of you so close yet so far. Whatever heavy gate kept kept you from crossing that line felt nearly impenetrable.
You cursed whatever twisted hands put you in this position. To give you these feelings for your lifelong best friend but forbid you from doing anything about it. You could think about it all later and just enjoy the moment, its all you're ever gonna get.
•••
Pierre got wasted. Something about the energy of the night made him go further than he normally does. Luckily, you didn't let yourself go and devoted your night to watching him.
So at roughly two you called it. He was nearly falling over so you huffed as you carried half his weight and dragged him to the hotel. 'You better be glad Hungary is in two weeks, you can sleep this off all you want,' You'd left the club maybe five minutes ago after begging Charles to pay your tabs, which he did.
It was hard to call a cab when you were focused on keeping Pierre on his feet. One hand was up, waving as you whistled trying to get ones attention and the other was around him. Luck was on your side once tonight, and that was when one pulled up before you toppled over. In a haste you opened the door and shoved him in. You climbed in after him and let the cab take you back to the hotel as you could rest your shoulder.
And as soon as you pulled up, payed the cabby, and shuffled out with Pierre hot on your tail, the struggle started again. Pulling him up to his room was a tough feat as he kept giggling and laughing about something. Combine that with whatever was making him stare at you and touch your face, with a look in his eyes you couldn't place, it was a miracle you got back in one piece.
'Okay ange, lets get you in bed.' You threw him onto his bed and let him laugh there as you grabbed his pajamas. This wasn't your first rodeo with drunk Pierre, so you had a routine when it same to changing him.
He nearly always wore the same linen shirts when he went out so you made quick work of that. Then it was the matter of getting him to undo his pants, so you could pull them off from the bottom of his feet. 'Come on Pierre, help me out here.' You were lightly tapping the side of his face and trying to get him to cooperate.
'You're pretty,' he said in-between giggles. 'I like you.'
'Yes that's all very nice, lets take your pants off now.' You ignored the heat in your ears.
'Woah! Take me to dinner first,' he really found that funny because he started combusting in laughter and moving around, clutching his stomach.
You finally managed to pull them off and slip on his sweats as he suddenly got very serious. It confused you for a moment when he leaned up on his arms and deadpanned. His muscles flexing and stretching as he held onto one of your arms and pulled you close. For a second, you were weak and let your eyes drop. The view of his chiseled and toned body with his sweatpants riding low enough for you to see the band of his boxers. The very moment felt sinful.
'Listen.' He said sternly but still clearly inebriated. 'Je vais t'épouser un jour.' [I'm gonna marry you.] His deep stare into your eyes felt so intense that if he wasn't very drunk, you would've given in at that moment, screw the friendship.
'Ask me when you're sober.' You laughed lightly to diffuse your own tension, face the color of a tomato, and used his leaned forward position as an advantage to slip his shirt on over his head. 'Up now.'
He listened and sat up, helping you to push his arms into the holes in the shirt. For the split second your hands were on his bare skin someone could have mistaken the moment for something very domestic. Even you would have, if you didn't know all you are is best friends.
'Alright! Time to get in bed,' you helped him get comfortable and made sure he was covered but not too hot. You got a feeling of deja vu in this moment, but chopped it up to the other times you've done this. 'Goodnight Pierre.' You smiled and pushed some of the hair off oh forehead.
'Goodnight mon trésor, je vous aime.' [i love you.] He smiled and dug further into the bed.
'Yeah, me too.' You gave him a soft smile he probably wasn't even paying attention to. You turned the lights off and before leaving his room you heard a quiet phrase.
'Je vais faire d'elle ma femme.' [I'm gonna make her my wife.]
You closed your eyes as you let your head rest against the back of his door. Something about alcohol always made Pierre more, intimate. Marriage was new though. Oh how cruel fate was.
fin.
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centipedelightning · 8 months
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Could you do an Undertale, Underfell, and maybe Underswap with an enderman-like S/O, like they're really tall, jet black skin, can teleport, the whole shebang. But instead of eye contact making them aggressive, it just makes them really anxious and on edge.
(To clarify, I see teleporting and short cutting as to different things. Teleporting is instantaneous disappearing and then reappearing while shortcutting is more like a portal type thing)
(Love your hcs, btw. Here, have some chocolate 🍫 ❤️)
Enderman-like OCs and stuff are always so cool bc Endermen are cool. And thank you!! can't have chocolate without strawberries though! so here !! 🍓🍓🍓. I agree btw! I don't always write it, but I've always seen shortcuts as needing to happen at the edge of the screen/at certain points in the world like doorways. So portal-like if you don't think about it too much!
| UT/UF/US x Enderman-esque!Reader || Romantic || Fluff |
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Sans
How neat!
Up until meeting you, he's been the only Monster that can disappear and reappear he knows.
On the surface, he definitely likes to race you and see who can get further faster. The deciding factor is genuinely only on if you can teleport before Sans can get to a shortcut.
Y'all's score is about even.
Listen. This man is like 5'2" (~157cm). Even if you aren't exceptionally tall, like 6' (~182cm), he has to try to look in your eyes.
Try to tell him pretty early on in the relationship, but even if you put it off you really don't need to worry too much.
For others though, he tries to act as a mediator to give you a second to prepare yourself.
His life as a stand-up comedian has also given him a few tips and tricks to help you.
Things like "Look just slightly past the person you're talking to" and "Look right between their eyes"
Once you guys are pretty established in your relationship Sans makes sure to keep something for you to hold onto in his pocket.
Sometimes it's a fidget toy. Sometimes it's a roll of tape he snagged out of the junk drawer on the way out the door.
Truly depends on the day.
Papyrus
"PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T USE YOUR TELEPORTING TO BE A LAZY-BONES LIKE MY BROTHER"
Tred... Carefully here.
He thinks it's neat sure, but if he catches you teleport from the couch to the kitchen for a snack back to the couch prepare to be lectured.
He's not mad at you he's just passionate.
You can buy his silence very easily if you are willing to surprise him with a grocery run without needing to drive.
Papyrus is scary good at reading people, so if you don't mention that you can't do eye contact, he'll figure it out by the end of the day.
So, regardless of whether you tell him or not, he will start fully turning his head away from you while you guys talk.
He doesn't even need to be able to see your face normally.
He can be doing something with his back to you and he will instinctively turn his head.
Yes, that does probably mean he turned enough to see you slightly.
That also means he can see what he's doing less so you might want to remind him to look forward lest y'all have a mess.
As a crafty guy, he'll make you some little item for you to hold onto if you need to.
Introduce him to fidget toys. He'll lose his mind.
Red
Stressed mostly.
Underground, someone who can teleport is bad news.
Once you get into his good graces, he's your biggest fan.
Have you ever been a living taxi? Do you want to be? regardless of the answer Red is gonna try to mooch a free trip out of you all the time.
Similar to Sans, he's short. You really don't need to worry about constant eye contact from him.
Or any Monster for that matter. I've always seen Fell-verses as not being eye contact heavy for probably obvious reasons.
Red still does try to give you some tips and they are somewhat similar to Sans'.
He likes to whittle things with interesting textures for you to hold and mess with.
Think something like a little animal figure with ridges and bumps and stuff.
Edge
So here's the thing about Edge.
He is not dumb and he is very emotionally intelligent.
That awareness of the world does not overpower his lack of chill.
He makes the Most Intense eye contact with people and you are going to need to tell him to knock it off.
Because you can be completely turned away from him and you will still feel his gaze.
Once your relationship progresses more, he stops trying to turn you to stone with his eye sockets.
By that point, he will also be comfortable telling you to do whatever you want so you don't need to worry yourself about looking in other people's eyes. If they say anything he is more than ready to tell them off for you.
Obviously, he also has a similar worry to his brother about your teleportation. At least initially. He's in the royal guard and a high-ranking member at that! He has a right to be a little wary.
What he won't tell you is that he's easy to please so you can do the bare minimum to prove your friendship/interest in him and he folds.
If you're the type that's into it, he really enjoys sparring with you. He thinks your teleporting is a really fun challenge.
Edge will find you the tiniest, most obscenely complex puzzle boxes on the market to give you.
He says it's something about keeping your mind sharp but it's more so insurance that you won't get bored of it too quickly.
That and he likes bragging about his datemate being able to solve complex puzzles.
Blue
Despite the height difference, he looks you in the eyes super hard all the time.
It's not to be mean or anything! He's just passionate and forgetful.
This is one of the few guys where avoiding eye contact is gonna be more on you.
He'll notice after a bit during conversation and relax a bit but until then...
He thinks your teleporting is pretty neat!
He's not crazy about the lazy applications of your ability, but who's he to tell you to stop teleporting?
He complains even less once he realizes you can take the both of you on spontaneous, last-minute date nights.
He likes to give you his things to hold onto.
He tries to keep it to a reasonable size but you have ended up with one of his action figures before.
Guess you can carry it in a bag?
If you like much smaller objects he'll give you cool rocks out of his collection
Stretch
He was already a couch potato before meeting you, he's even worse now.
To shortcut he still has to get up and walk to a spot where he can but you? You can just poof from wherever?
Yeahhhh you're on snack duty from now until forever. That includes the convenience store.
Force him to come with you. Don't let him get too comfortable.
Stretch isn't big on eye contact himself, so neither of you has ever had a problem with it.
Stretch will find you cool knickknacks to hold onto. usually super little ones with a button or switch. Something tactile.
If it's your style, he is also willing to sew you a little stuffed animal or something. It makes it happy to know it's being loved regularly.
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 3 months
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Hi there! Can i request platonic hcs of Poppy x best friend reader. So lets say Poppy finally joined Naranja/Uva academy and was sadly proven true where many kids were intimadated by her status as an Elite Four, causing her to be isolated by the other kids. But after a few days since she joined the school, a new kid from another region came. The new kid had become the most talked subject around school which cause Poppy to get curious herself. So then she met the reader and quickly become fast friends with them as they didnt know of her Elite Four status
Idk if you notice but i kinda frame this up to be similar to Nemona’s and the Protag’s friendship, so can i also have the rest of the elite four + Nemona and Geeta reacting to Poppy now having a best friend?
(Btw the reader is from Alola and you can choose whatever pokemon you want them to have as their partner as long their from Alola)
Hope you have a good day/night!
- 🪷 Anon
Thank you! Hope you have a good day/night too!
For a split second I thought this was about Poppy Playtime until I read the academy names lmao
........
For a while, Poppy wanted to pursue her studies at Naranja/Uva Academy, seeing as she was at the age where she could attend school.
But her worries about being seen as "different" held her back, although her fellow Elite Four members convinced her and she finally made the choice to enroll.
As she feared, however, students and staff instantly recognized her and were shocked.
They kept wondering if she was here for some inspection, never fully believing she was just trying to be a normal student and forget about her E4 responsibilities.
Unfortunately everywhere she went, kids were intimidated by her status, not wanting to be paired-up with her in battle studies (to the point where Ms. Dendra made them, lest she lowered their grades).
Honestly it made Poppy feel sad, knowing she's getting special treatment from teachers AND frightened looks from kids her age.
She just wanted to make friends, but these past few days have made her feel lonelier than ever...
Or at least, until she overhears chatter about you, the newest exchange student from Alola.
She only picked up a few things, among them being your unique Pokémon nobody has ever seen before...and this gets her curious little mind wondering who you are.
Turns out, you're in most of her classes and always willing to become her partner for assignments!
You didn't know she was an E4 member (heck, you didn't even know Hassel was either), so you struck up a friendship with her rather quickly.
The "unique Pokémon" in question is a very tame Kartana, who looked like an origami project you made in art class--but was really a grass/steel type, which absolutely thrilled Poppy.
If a steel type is your partner, you're automatically upgraded to best friend.
Every now and then, you and her would have battles in and outside the academy (although ofc she holds back a LOT as she's afraid you'll be scared off if you knew her status).
You do wonder why your classmates keep ostracizing her. She was a sweet kid.
When one teen mentions her status, you find that hard to believe and tell them to stop joking around......until you see the look on Poppy's face, meaning they aren't.
You stop her after class, asking if the rumors were true, and she starts crying despite her best efforts to hold back the tears.
"Woah hey! What's wrong?"
"What's wrong??? I-I...I kept such a..a-a big secret from you!! That's what's wrong!!" She sniffles, afraid she's going to lose your friendship over this.
Why did that meanie have to go and do that?
Long story short, your Kartana finds and drags that kid back to you and Poppy, and you make them apologize to her. They definitely learned their lesson after the UB threateningly sharpens its blades while you're scolding them.
That day, Poppy discovers you are a true best friend who doesn't treat her any differently and gives you tons of exp candies as a token of her gratitude.
She becomes more confident in herself, excitedly telling the other Pokémon League members and Nemona (who recently battled her during class) about her new bff.
Hassel, who has seen your friendship grow from the start, is like a proud grandad (and totally didn't sob over it).
Larry appears indifferent, but he does smile a little, glad to hear she's adjusting to the Academy life well.
Rika and Geeta, who were the ones that pushed her to pursue school, couldn't be prouder to see Poppy doing better and finding a great friend such as yourself who didn't judge her.
They had their initial concerns, but realized she was going to be okay after all.
Nemona can 100% relate when she learns how other kids were scared of Poppy bc of her battling skills, and she's thrilled she found a friend who wasn't like that and enjoyed battling her even after learning the truth.
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leggerefiore · 1 year
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This is a request since I saw it was open 🧍🏾‍♀️
What about a s/o with a big chest ( I have this problem ) so when their s/o goes up to hug em the first thing they feel will be your chest 😎
You can write it sfw or nsfw up to you ( btw I love your fics a lot 💓)
More excuses to write about Ingo's breast fixation. Did it in HCs format.
threw in a Larry for a friend
cw: reader with boobs, sexual implications
characters: ingo, emmet, larry
▲Ingo▼
● He's dying. Again and again. This is legally bullying him. Ingo keeps his eyes away from the sight in pure and utter desperation. The older twin knows you can't help it, but it makes his heart stop every time. His mind flashes to other things, only to be brought back by your voice. He loves being physically affectionate with you, but it's difficult to do it when he worries about latent side effects that could follow. Silently, he tries to overcome these thoughts, lest he wither away.
● Though, if you tease him and tell him you don't mind him looking, suddenly his eyes may shift a bit as he betrays himself. Ingo won't lie to himself, he enjoys breasts, but he is a man who views himself as being not overly sexual. (He does argue it's a comfort thing when he's laid on them in the past. Ingo is emotionally drained, so laying on you is comforting.) The image of them haunts him for the rest of the day as he walks around. (When you are both home alone, he's on his knees begging to let him bury his face into them with a fluster. Please take care of him.)
▽Emmet△
○ He stares disrespectfully and giggles. This one will tease you about the feeling and not hesitate to tell you that he adores your hugs for more than just their sweet affectionate appeal. While he may not be as bad as his brother is about tiddies, but he can enjoy a nice figure. His arms will go around your waist as he pulls in closer. You'll know exactly what's on his mind. If you do get him excited, you may have to deal with the consequences. He'll know if you're doing it to specifically tease him, too.
○ Letting him indulge himself, you'll see his grin widen as his teeth break out. His silver eyes become more playful, and he coos if you want to find a more private place to be. Turning him down will result in him being a bit whiny all day. When you finally have some time together, he becomes a menace. He spent so long just thinking about you! He needs you verrrry badly. Be nice to him, please. Emmet can become more annoying.
💼Larry🏢
🍙 Deadpan, pretending he doesn't notice, but he notices. It enters his brain, and it sits there. The feeling of your hug is just there. Haunting him in the depths of his overworked mind. He just kind of nods and ends the hug. You watch as he strides off. Larry tries to push the thought from his mind, but it doesn't leave. It was pleasant… A nice change. It even made him forget his distaste for PDA for a moment. He enjoyed it, admittedly. Larry was still a man with preferences (even if he lived to work). The other members of the Paldea League watch him exist in a happier mood and wonder if he saw a three segment Dudunsparce again.
🍙 In private, you get him awkwardly averting his eyes and requesting another hug. It's hard to get him to admit what he wants, so you may just have to initiate it for him. You may see some colour on his cheeks as he admits that you left him with a craving all day and an urge to get off on time to engage it again. You've awoken something in this man he long thought dead. Please indulge him a bit for how long he's gone without.
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animeomegas · 11 months
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do you... think you could give us a taster of the consort itachi medical exam, love your work so much!!
Hmm.... I did sort of write that for myself, not really for posting haha, but I guess I can paste in a bit of it :D I'm not comfortable with posting it all though.
This is dub con with a fairly mean reader, btw. I don't feel like giving specific warnings for a piece that was written for myself, so read at your own risk.
"His heartbeat is strong," your head medic said, moving the stethoscope away from Itachi's bare chest. "There's no issue I can hear."
"Excellent news," you said idly, not even slightly surprised. As the son of such an important family, he would have gone through these sorts of medical exams before they put him up to compete to marry you.
The doctor left the examination table and went to note down the results of this test. Itachi's parents were standing stoically in the corner of the room, chaperoning the exam personally to ensure their son was treated fairly and his innocence kept in tact until you had signed the marriage contracts. You paid them no mind; there were better things to be looking at, mainly the beauty on the examination table, who looked like he was doing everything in his power to refrain from fidgeting.
His robe was still tied at the waist of course, but his chest was completely bare, having removed his arms from the sleeves at your instruction. Unsurprisingly, his nipples were pebbled. You had to suppress a smirk; you set up this examination in a room without a fireplace for a reason. You weren't allowed to touch him, not yet, but you could still have your fun.
The doctor returned to the examination table, crouching down so that his face was level with Itachi's chest. Itachi stiffened imperceptibly before attempting to at least appear relaxed. The poor thing was clearly uncomfortable.
"It is not ideal for your nipples to be hard at this moment," the doctor said, exactly as you'd told him to. "It will interfere with my examination."
Itachi jolted, looking over to his parents for a moment, before swallowing nervously.
"I'm sorry," he whispered in a soft voice. He cleared his throat awkwardly and the next words came out a little stronger. "It is very cold in this room."
"Perhaps we can-" Fugaku started, but you cut him off with a hand, standing from your chair.
"I have a solution, don't worry," you said, heading over to the door. You pulled it open widely, and while you couldn't see him, you could hear the little gasp from the sweet man on the examination table at the thought of his body being on display for whoever happened to walk past. You addressed the servant waiting outside in a low voice.
When you were done, you went back in, leaving the door open.
"My servant will be back shortly, but he is not allowed to knock on doors like these, lest he interrupt something important, so the door will remain open until his return."
This time you got to watch Itachi react. The little bit of panic in his eyes, the way his breathing was increasing at the thought of being seen. You watched him subtly lean forward, attempting to hide his bare chest with his hair. How adorable. He would have to get over such compulsions once you were married though; you had a bad habit of flaunting your beautiful lovers for everyone to see, and you had no intention of stopping even if this lover would be your husband.
"Your majesty," the servant said, announcing himself as he walked back in with a bowl of hot water and some cloths. He had been extraordinarily rapid, but of course, you had instructed him to be prepared in advance.
"Thank you, you are excused, please shut the door on your way out."
"This will help," the doctor said, taking on the the cloths and dipping it into the warm water. He made a show of draining the excess water, but you had explicitly asked him to leave the cloth far too damp.
With the cloth in hand, the doctor walked over to Itachi and pressed it firmly against his left nipple. Itachi sucked in a breath at the temperature change, but your favourite part came a few moments later. Droplets of warm water started to run down his chest, finding their way down to his stomach before soaking into the robe tied around his waist. Itachi's stomach jumped at the ticklish feeling of the water but both you and the doctor pretended not to notice.
A minute later, the doctor removed the cloth, revealing the glistening, soft nipple to the air. Quickly, before the cold air pebbled it once more, the doctor instructed Itachi to put his left arm up and began prodding, poking and squeezing at him.
Itachi's breath quickened and his eyes closed. You wondered if he was feeling good or embarrassed, perhaps both. The little squeaks he was letting out were music to your ears, though, regardless of their cause.
Over in the corner, his parents shuffled uncomfortably and his father averted his eyes.
The doctor repeated the process with the other nipple before speaking.
"Everything feels in order," he said, moving away to wipe his hands on a towel before jotting down his findings. "No abnormalities nor anything that would suggest he will have trouble providing milk for any children in the case that you decide against a wet nurse."
"That is wonderful," you demurred, eyes fixed on Itachi even as he wouldn't look at you. "I've always wanted my husband to feed our children himself. It is uncommon in high society, but I think there are many... benefits... to that sort of arrangement."
No one in the room responded, so you carried on.
"However, my dearest doctor, you seem to have neglected to drain the cloths enough, you've left poor Itachi soaking."
"Ah," the doctor said, as if he'd just noticed. "My apologies. On the bright side, I was just about to ask you to remove your robe, anyway."
"Of course," Itachi said quietly. He looked to his parents for support, and at their encouraging nods he slipped off the table and tentatively untied the robe from his waist, revealing everything to your eager eyes. The doctor quietly took the robe while you busied yourself taking in the sights.
His thighs were very delicate looking, and pale in a way that suggested they had never seen the sun. You wouldn't be surprised if that were in fact the case. The divots in his hips drew your eyes next; they looked like perfect places to grab. But of course, the star of the show was the little, soft cock sitting between his legs.
Itachi could see where you were staring and immediately flushed bright red, his thighs and arms twitching as though he were having to consciously refrain from hiding himself from your admittedly predatory gaze.
You couldn't bring yourself to feel bad though... It was in the nature of a tiger to prey on the little lambs.
The doctor wasted no time in grabbing the tape measure from earlier and getting to work measuring around his hips, thighs and waist, adding to the previous measurements from his top half. It would be great to finally have his exact measurements to send off to your seamstress. You had a frankly impressive collection of sketches and ideas of outfits you were going to fill your husbands new wardrobe with. The Uchiha were such a modest clan, and so you couldn't imagine any of his current wardrobe would be suitable.
The first outfit that came to mind was the one you'd been sketching last night. The base of the outfit was similar to a purple bikini, although the fabric designed to run between the legs was actually two pieces of fabric held together with a couple of tiny buttons that could be undone at any time. On top, you designed a silver body chain, although looking at Itachi naked here in front of you, you made a note to change it to gold; it would suit him better. Finally, on top would be a dress made of gauze. It would give the illusion of a proper outfit, a classy silhouette, while of course being entirely see through.
It was not your most creative idea, but still one of your favourites. Perhaps you would get him to wear that to the birthday party you were throwing for him a few weeks after your marriage date.
"Just under 3 inches soft," the doctor announced, delicately measuring Itachi's limp penis.
Ah, that was another measurement you needed. You wouldn't want his first chastity cage to be ill fitting.
You looked up to Itachi's face to see that he was no longer attempting to close his eyes, but had now seemingly picked a random spot on the wall to focus on instead.
"Right," the doctor said, standing up and jolting Itachi's attention to him. "There's only one more thing we need to do before we get you up onto the table and into the stirrups."
Itachi visibly gulped, but your stomach lurched. This was one of your favourite parts.
The doctor pulled out an unassuming container, about five cm deep and 10 cm wide, and placed it on the floor in front of Itachi.
"We need a urine sample."
There was silence in the room before Mikoto spoke up.
"Is there a private room for him provide it?"
"Unfortunately not," the doctor said with fake sadness. "We had issues last year with a man who managed to fake the sample once he was alone, so it is pertinent that the sample be collected with witnesses."
The dark haired beauty in front of you was almost shaking. How cute.
His parents did not look happy, but ultimately this wouldn't be worth fighting the reigning monarch over, so they backed down.
"I know this can be difficult, but we have other tests to proceed with, so please try to be as fast as you can," the doctor said.
...
Aaand, I'll cut it there haha. This isn't edited, because it wasn't meant for posting but there we go 😅 I hope you enjoyed it anyway, I guess haha.
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meowzfordayz · 2 years
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Author’s Note: planned to write an emergency request tn, but this suggestion begged to be written instead. 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader
Word Count: ~1,000
CW: none
Suggestion Fulfilled: Imagine having a picnic with Rengoku and it’s fluffy and a perfect date :3 
~faqs~
Picnic!Kyojuro who brings up the idea of a picnic date early on in your relationship, but doesn’t actually get around to planning one for ~months
He’s busy, yanno ?? Planning all your other dates 😌
Not that you don’t plan dates as well !! But like- He wants to do everything w/ you
If you give him your weekend, then you’re up at 7am, and in bed by 11pm — not a minute wasted, and still a full 8 hrs of rest 🤓
Picnic!Kyojuro who spends weeks scouting for the ~best spot
Picnic!Kyojuro who knows you like the idea of grass more than the actual experience of it (don’t mind my self insert lmao… grass is itchy), so he’s sure to bring a waterproof tarp (he doesn’t want you to stress about ruining any blankets) + plenty of blankets + cushions
Picnic!Kyojuro who finally decides on a sunlit patch underneath an old willow tree situated in a local nature reservation
Picnic!Kyojuro who almost settled on the field at the local library, but worried that public = less PDA, and why would he consciously deprive himself of PDA ??
Picnic!Kyojuro who loooves PDA 🥰
Subtle and not so subtle — depending on your comfort
Picnic!Kyojuro who rouses your suspicion when he allows you to sleep in on a Saturday: “What time should I set my alarm for?” Alarm? Sunflower, there’s no need for an alarm. 😃 “Excuse me?” 🧐 No alarm! Just rest. 🤗 “Are you feeling okay?” 😶 Of course! 😇 “Okay…”
Suspicious or not, you’re absolutely cashing in on this rare opportunity to NOT watch the sun rise 🙃
Sunrises are glorious, buuut so is SLEEP
Picnic!Kyojuro who silently slips out of bed no later than 7:01am, even tucking your favorite stuffed animal of his under your arm lest you desire cuddles amidst your slumber
Picnic!Kyojuro who texts you
7:04AM Kyojuro: Good morning darling! I am fine! Go back to sleep!
Juuust in case
Picnic!Kyojuro who puts together a hefty basket of everything you often want to buy/eat, but can’t normally justify spending $ on it
For me this means: crisp baguette, fancy cheeses, fresh fruits, avocado, and smoked salmon
(I was going to specify what was in the basket, but food is such a vast, unique, sometimes painful topic, so to each their own imagination 💓)
Picnic!Kyojuro who’s grateful you rarely check the second fridge (c’mon, this man eats — he 100% owns a second fridge), bc that’s where he hid all the goods
~flashback to last night~ I am home❣️ “Do you want help bringing stuff in?” 💪 NO! 😳 “... okay ??” 😆
Picnic!Kyojuro who packs another basket w/ aforementioned tarp, blankets, and cushions; and plates, utensils, and napkins
If you think he’ll let you carry one, then think again 🤠 He knows you’re strong — he just lowkey wants to flex 😎
Carrying ~stuff ≠ Showing off 😤
Picnic!Kyojuro who loads everything into the car’s trunk before returning to wake you
Picnic!Kyojuro who feels somewhat guilty as he presses himself into your back, his heat seeping through your body, slowly nudging you to consciousness
“You said I could sleep in,” you mumble drowsily, grumpiness softened by the touch of his thumb across your cheek
“You did! It is 8am! Time for today’s activity!”
Picnic!Kyojuro who usually has a plethora of activities on the agenda, so you’re borderline hopeful at the lack of plurality in his statement
Maybe you’ll get to nap afterwards ??
I don’t mean to make you seem ungrateful btw 😅 I just hc Kyo to be an enthusiastic go-go-go-! partner… frequently to an endearing fault 🥴
You can always say no! But like… it’s Kyo !! so it’s also just… hard to say no 🥺😂
Picnic!Kyojuro who hands you cozy sweatpants (autumn breeze + autumn sunshine = perfect weather), a cotton shirt, and one of his sweatshirts
Picnic!Kyojuro who—once you’re dressed—happily interlaces his fingers w/ yours, squeezes gently, and leads you to the passenger seat
Picnic!Kyojuro who opens the door for you
Duh
Picnic!Kyojuro who doesn’t tell you where you’re going, drives patient and steady, and chuckles when you inevitably nod off
Picnic!Kyojuro who manages to set everything up while you’re snoozing in the parking lot (for the sake of fanfiction: nobody’s around yet — you’re safe and sound)
Tarp, then blankets, then cushions; colorful tupperware organized neatly by genre (of snackage); forks, knives, and spoons arranged on napkins; speaker placed nearby, his cheesiest playlist queued
“Sweetheart?” he hums quietly, poking at your shoulder; you grunt; “Everything is prepared!”; you huff; “Rise and shine!”; you swat at him, blinking groggily, “I’m hungry.”
Picnic!Kyojuro who grins triumphantly, “Breakfast is mere minutes away!”
Picnic!Kyojuro who pouts when you mutter, “We better not be foraging for it.”
Picnic!Kyojuro who guides you toward the It is a surprise! — sweaty, pulse quickening, gaze darting
Picnic!Kyojuro who nearly panics when you stop abruptly
I should have let them sleep in another hour…
Picnic!Kyojuro who promptly melts with satisfaction when you audibly gasp, Oof as you immediately hug yourself to him, your nose digging into his chest
“When? How?! Why?! KYO!!”
Picnic!Kyojuro whose laughter caresses you warmer than the sun, arms toned as they embrace you, lips promising as they nuzzle against your forehead: “Because I love you.”
Picnic!Kyojuro who sits beside you, introducing the variety of pickings to you, heart bursting at its seams as the contented gleam in your smile only brightens
Picnic!Kyojuro who ~eventually remembers to turn on the speaker
Picnic!Kyojuro who doesn’t bother pretending to be bothered when you grab his bicep This song, Kyo! This song !!!!! and tug him up to dance
Picnic!Kyojuro who dips you so low you feel like he might drop you, but he never does
Picnic!Kyojuro who knows you’re more beautiful than the ombre of foliage blurred in the background of his vision
Picnic!Kyojuro who swears he sees the outline of your soul as he holds you
Picnic!Kyojuro who kisses your earlobe, voice a shy murmur
“Thank you for letting me love you.”
Picnic!Kyojuro who starts planning his proposal (or some grand gesture if you’re not one for marriage) as you whisper
“Thank you for loving me.”
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ruibaozha · 1 year
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GREETINGSE i was wondering if you could tell me (and the rest of tumblr) more about Nezha's artifacts/weapons ? He seems to have. a lot of them and I'd like to know more !!!
You have a very cool blog btw !! Thank you for sharing stuff about Nezha it's very interesting and fuels my hyperfixation 😌✨
Hello hello!
I'm sure items like Nezha's Wind Fire Wheels and Flame Tipped Spear are well known iconography, but in the spirit of over-explaining I would like to describe where these weapons came from among others within his arsenal. This post will overlap with a handful of points I had been saving for a post describing Nezha's military career so I apologize if anything stated becomes redundant.
Did you know that Nezha's conflicts with Ao Guang and the Lady Rock Demoness pre-date the publication of Canonization of the Gods? These stories appear elsewhere succinctly within the Ming-period encyclopedia The Grand Compendium of the Three Religions' Deities which record the careers of more than a hundred divinities, like Guanyin and Mazu (1). One of which described is Nezha. The translated description of his strength is as follows:
Nezha was originally a great arhat-immortal in the service of the Jade Emperor. He was six feet tall, his head crowned by a golden disc. He had six heads, nine eyes, and eight arms. He puffed out dark clouds. He stood on a large rock. His hand weilded an instrument of the law (falü). He roared loudly, summoning clouds and rain, shaking Heaven and Earth. Because the world was full of demon-kings, the Jade Emperor ordered him incarnated on earth ... The demons were all subdued by Nezha: The Bull Demon King, the Lion Demon King, the Elephant Demon King, the Horse-Headed Demon King, the World-Devouring Demon King, the Mother-of-Demons Demon King, the Nine-Headed Demon King, the Tārā Demon King, the Brahmā Demon King, the five-hundred yakshas, and the seventy-two Fire Crows all surrendered to him. (2)
And this reputation as a devout acolyte of either the Buddha or the Jade Emperor depending on which era you are drawing upon is something to be elaborated upon later. The very difference between it being the World-Honored One or the Jade Emperor sending Nezha to quell these demons is worthy of it's own elaborations, however we are here to discuss the two iconic stories that lead to his eventual suicide. Even within the pages of The Grand Compendium he could not escape his own demise:
When he was five days old, Nezha went bathing in the Eastern Ocean. He trampled over the [dragon king's] Crystal Palace. He somersaulted straight to the top of the Precious Pagoda. Because he had trampled over his palace, the infuriated dragon king challenged him to fight. By then, Nezha was already seven days old, and he could overcome the nine dragons. The old dragon had no choice, except complaining to the [Jade] Emperor. The General [Nezha] knew of his intention. Intercepting him by Heaven's Gate, he killed the dragon. Mounting the Jade Emperor's altar, Nezha took the Buddha's bow and arrows. He shot an arrow, unintentionally killing Lady Rock's son. Lady Rock raised an army to fight him. The General [Nezha] took the Demon-Felling Club from his father's altar and, fighting his way Westwards, slew her. Considering that Lady Rock had been the demons' chief, Nezha's father was infuriated. He worried lest his son's killing her would provoke the demon hordes to war. Therefore, the General [Nezha] sliced off his flesh and bones, returning them to his father. Holding fast to his inner soul (zhen ling), he hastened to the Buddha's side, pleading that the World-Honored One make him complete once more. Considering that Nezha could subdue demons, the Buddha snapped a lotus flower. He fashioned it's stem into bones, it's roots into flesh, it's fiber into tendons, and it's leaves into clothes, giving life to Nezha once more. (3)
There are of course similarities and differences but I mention this as it sets forward a number of precedents. Established is the moment Nezha is bathing in the river, the conflict with the dragon king Ao Guang, the presence of a bow and arrow, subjugation of a rock-spirit, and introduction of his iconic lotus motifs to name a few. But more pressingly it helps set the stage for what is perhaps the earliest known documentation of these tales.
Between 1228 and 1250 the Quanzhou Pagodas were constructed, the stone monuments depicting 80 Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, saints, and guardian divinities. The ground floor features ferocious martial gods protecting the stupa's gates so it is not a surprise that Nezha is found here protecting those behind him. Within the southest corner of the Eastern Pagoda's ground level, flanking both sides of the ornamental gate, are the tablets showing a benign and wrathful Nezha.
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Notice the dragon beneath his feet, the belt made from it's tendons in his left hand and the divine bow in his right.
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Notice the six arms and three heads. Alongside holding a sword, Nezha is also holding both a sun and a moon which was typical of many Tantric deities (4).
I only look so far back to help establish the image of the Nezha I am about to describe. The Song and Ming periods had a penchant for depicting Nezha with a fire-emanating wheel and/or fire-emanating ball such as within Hong Mai's Record of Hearsay (夷堅志). The story follows a Jiangxi ritual master named Cheng who was attacked by a strong stone spirit, he recites the "Spell of Nezha's Fireball" to summon him.
Cheng anxiously recited a spell and walked the Big Dipper Outline. The prodigy showed not the slightest fear and gradually pressed in against his body. Cheng realized that this was a stone spirit. Consequently he recited the "Spell of Nezha's Fireball" and, forming a mudrā, recited: "Divine General! Can you tolerate a wang-liang demon obstructing my way? Expel him forthwith!" Suddenly a fireball emerged from behind Cheng's body and struggled with the black lump. After a while a noise burst out, like clashing metal, and the black lump disappeared. The fireball made several revolutions around Cheng's body and also vanished. (5)
The Ming-era fiction, theatre dramas and overly-flattering literature largely named Nezha's fiery weapon as a Dharma wheel, a fire wheel, or a golden wheel. Within The Grand Compendium Nezha is using the Dharma wheel, in Zhu Youdun's The Bodhisattva Manjusri Subjugates the Lion Nezha is using the golden wheel against the fearsome animal, and the 1592 edition of The Journey to the West describes his "lightning-propelled fire wheel"(6). The presence of the fire wheel is not completely unique to Nezha though as it is an ancient emblem of Buddhist law, a similarly Ming-era mural within the Beijing Fahai Temple showing a Tantric deity with six arms and a weapon held by each. The flame wheel is also present here.
The flame wheel was not alone though, often Nezha would have an embroidered ball accompanying it. The Journey to the West would explain it's use in conjunction with the flaming wheel: "The lightning propelled fire wheel was like darting flame; Hither and thither the embroidered ball rotated"(7).
Even Nezha's golden brick has it's roots. Mark Meulenbeld has argued that the golden brick used against his brother Muzha within Canonization of the Gods has origins in Ming Daoist scriptures. The ritual compendium The Daoist Methods United in Principle, which predates Canonization by over two centuries, recommends the use of golden bricks for locking demons in bottles (8).
Equally an argument can be made that Nezha's Wind Fire Wheels and Flame Tipped spear have roots within Daoist exorcism with Buddhist overlap. By the fifteenth century edition of The Daoist Methods United in Principle Nezha is described weilding the golden brick, a golden spear, and riding fire wheels(9).
This answer has already gotten quite long, so I hope this was sufficient thus far. I would be more than happy to elaborate on this topic further if there is interest for it. Thank you for your question!
Citations:
(1) This compendium survives presently in both a Ming-era edition titled Sanjiao yuanliu shengdi fozu sou shen daquan (三教源流搜神大全) and a Qing-era edition titled Huitu sanjiao yuanliu soushen daquan (绘图三教搜神大全).
(2) Within the Ming-era edition this description is present on pages 326-327. Within the Qing-era edition, 330-331.
(3) Within the Ming-era edition this is described on page 326. Within the Qing-era edition, page 330.
(4) It is worth saying that this well may not be Nezha. The pagodas lack cartouches. Within Twin Pagodas of Zayton G. Ecke and P. Demiéville cite a local tradition to identify the three-headed six-armed guardian as an asura demon and the opposite image as the dragon king Sāraga. However a proper association between the images is never made and both the bow and tendons are unexplained.
(5) The translation used here is by Edward Davis within Society and the Supernatural on pages 47-48. Within Hong Mai's Yijian zhi the original is on pages 1429-1430. Davis identifies Cheng as a village ritual master and thus distinguished from Daoist priests. However, Li Fengmao's Wuying xinyang on pages 573-574 highlights the orthodox Daoist elements within Cheng's performance.
(6) It may be worth comparing editions here. Take the Ming and Qing era editions of The Grand Compendium page 326 and page 330 respectively against Wu Cheng'en's Journey to the West 4.44, translated by Anthony Yu on 1:129.
(7) This is also Anthony Yu's translation within 1:129.
(8) Daofa huiyuan, DZ 1220, 240.11a, 138.13a and Fahai yizhu, DZ 1166, 15.17a; Meulenbeld's chapter 5 of Demonic Warfare.
(9) Daofa huiyuan, DZ 1220, 138.13a.
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darlin-djarin · 1 year
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Hiya! I've been lowkey stalking ur blog for the last few weeks bcs i recently got rllllllly into dinluke and saw ur recent post about fic, so now I'm wondering if you have any reccs (dinluke ofc)?! I like ur content and read ur tags so I'd say our taste in fic probably overlaps. Hope you have a nice day!! 🌻
hey!! and yeah i’ve got a few fics that i think a lot of dinlukers might like
first let me link @transmascskywalker's list because that’s where i started out originally!!
now as for my fic recs~
some of these fics might overlap, i’m just putting down the ones i loved most. i’m sure i’ve read tons more but these are the ones i found that you can busy yourself with :)
The Storm by shirozora
Din Djarin needs a new ship.
Greef Karga makes him a deal - do some work for the guild and he'll get a brand new gunship. One such job takes him to a planet with a volatile storm system to track down a double-crossing bounty hunter. What he doesn't know is that the bounty hunter is there to loot an ancient Jedi temple. What neither of them know is that someone else is also on the planet searching for the temple.
And then the storm rolls in.
in-universe
sfw
multichapter/parts
my comfort fic btw ^^ i’ve read it so many times
Mystery Man by snapdragonpop007
Luke is seeing someone, apparently.
And really, it’s none of Anakin’s business.
Really.
modern au
sfw
multichapter/parts
one of the best, funniest fics i’ve ever read ^^
Unfold by SilverScriptings
Han can’t help but be suspicious of a certain Mandalorian who’s been spending an awful lot of time at the Jedi Temple…
in-universe
sfw
multichapter/parts
A Little Farther Down the Line by Chromat1cs
Austin, Texas, 1973. Din Djarin plays the guitar, worries about his kid, and runs aimlessly from a past that pulled the roof down around his ears. When a stunningly-talented duo of up-and-coming performers turns Din’s plans of being a simple session musician clear on their head, Din must decide between the safety of mundanity or the unlooked-at thrill of following his heart lest the tape run out on this track of his life before he’s through recording it.
modern (1970’s) au
nsfw
multichapter
the warmest bed i’ve ever known by ceedawks
pre-original series, din djarin is injured on a remote planet and found by an incessantly chatty farm boy named luke skywalker || i won't ask you to wait, if you don't ask me to stay || aka "making out with hot farm boys doesn't count as breaking the creed if he's blindfolded during it".
pre-ANH/meet on tatooine au (in-universe)
nsfw
multichapter
We Two Scorched the Earth by annathaema (moony)
That left Luke with a much bigger problem: The Sand People knew he was here, they’d likely sabotaged or stolen the speeder by now, and he was stranded in a cave with nothing but a rifle with three rounds left, a survival pack good for only a couple of days, and no transport home. Great. Luke leaned against the wall of the cave and tipped his head back, thumping the back of it against the stone over and over. He closed his eyes and wished for rescue.
Someone groaned.
pre-ANH/meet on tatooine au (in-universe)
nsfw
oneshot
Never leaving well enough alone by DarkIsRising
or Five Times Din and Luke Met (and one time they never parted)
He’s drunk, and he isn’t quite sure how that happened. That’s not true, Luke does remember vaguely how it happened, more or less, and it all started with Han.
in-universe
nsfw
multichapter
Yoda’s Academy for Li’l Padawans by MissDinahDarling
Being a new student is hard.
Being a new student whilst your socially awkward father avoids the school at all costs and your new teacher pines uselessly over a man he’s never met before is even worse.
But by god, Grogu is gonna get through this.
modern au
sfw
multichapter
Just Like Heaven by Kushana
At first, he watches.
Then, he touches.
in-universe
sfw (both aroace ^^)
oneshot
Romance As a Series of Debacles by The SexierEvilerCora
Han stumbles on a golden opportunity to make life difficult for Boba Fett, and drags Luke along as backup to crash a Mandalorian party.
Things do not go as planned for anyone involved.
modern au
nsfw
it’s unfinished with only one chapter but it’s still worth the read
Honey Lemon Popsicle by coffeecatsme
“Good morning,” Luke chirps, not even looking up from the stove, “my honey bunches of oats.”
Din blinks several times, trying to get his muscles to unfreeze, and opens his mouth.
Then closes it.
Then opens it again. “What did you just call me?”
5 times Luke calls Din increasingly weird pet names, and 1 time he finds out Din likes it.
modern au
sfw
oneshot
Restraint and Relaxation by Aureutr_Accoredge
Queen Amidala is sick of watching her son run himself ragged for every good cause he finds. When he collapses at his sister's engagement gala, it is the last straw.
Luke balks, so she summons one of her Mandalorian Knights to take him to the family's lakeside villa to make him rest.
By any means necessary
in-universe
nsfw
oneshot (v good ^^)
these are all the ones i recommend for now! i’ve read other really good fics, but these ones ^^ are the ones i’ve found myself return to at least one way or the other.
please let me know if you're looking for something more specific as well!! i'll do my best to find something for your tastes
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team-heavenly · 6 months
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Chapter 22 - Part 2
Lest you've lost your way, click here to progress (regress?) back to Part 1.
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...Okay, now I'm officially worried.
Meanwhile, back in the Real World™️ (shout-out to my buddy @kantochampred!):
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Alright, I'm about to go off on a small side tangent here but I promise it's worth it-
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(Sorry to post your sins on main, Red 😔)
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(Why Do I Climb the Mountain? is a reference btw)
LMAO OKAY thank you for bearing with me, now back to the main show:
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Good job, neither of those two things is correct!
...Okay, Cherrim has replaced Drifblim, yes, but. Imagine this tiny seed holding Teresa and Andrea by their little stubby hands while riding the wind down the mountain.
I had to look up a walkthrough to identify that little Riolu to the right. Normally, that's an Exeggcute! (And the backup for Team Frontier, apparently).
The Third Station Pass was dubbed Great Turn, while the clearing was called:
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Admittedly, I had no idea what an "oubliette" was, so I did a quick search and...
Wait a minute, are you freaking kidding me-
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WE ARE STARRING IN A WAR DRAMA AAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Apologies for the small text at the start, let me know if I need to add an image description!)
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...No >:l
The only reason I left this in is because this happened:
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Oh my God yes PLEASE-
So fun fact, I actually did a dry run of the first few dungeons before doing it for real and taking photos. And the first time around, this gift was an Escape Orb? Which isn't bad, but I would 100% take the Reviver Seed over that any day.
The 4th Station Pass was named Sad Peninsula. (Florida? Dat you?) And the 4th Station Clearing? See below.
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But then!
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(Handsome Desolation? Is this where the handsome men in uniform... perish?! 😓)
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I feel like a large, prehistoric rock dino should be enough to scare most things, but I guess taking the even larger rock snake as backup can't hurt.
So we go through the 5th Station Pass, Sandy Way... (Only one letter different from Sandy Bay.)
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I. Don't remember why I took a picture of this. The downfalls of not immediately composing posts after the playthrough...
But yeah, those giant two-room dungeons with guaranteed MH's and a huge mass of enemies in the other room aside is definitely a theme and I hate it.
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Andrea consumed enough Gummis to obtain this IQ skill, which is awesome since Max Elixirs are so hard to come by.
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Look at this!! I'm pretty sure Blizzard only had 7 PP before! Yee haw!
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I wonder which Pokémon are the ones bothering Sneasel Pichu?
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OH NOOO!! I'm imagining this grisly scene where all these Combusken are just pecking Pichu to death.
Team Frontier happens to beat us to the punch:
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I love that Onix is so big that she blocks Nidoran F.
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Like all territorial encroachments in Mystery Dungeon, everyone just jumps right into the fray without listening to anyone 🙄
Honestly, all of Team Frontier was pretty based. Jolteon had an ability that allowed him to attack twice in a row (I think because the weather was different?) and he consistently used X-Scissor. Nidoran F had Sesimic Toss (55 damage) and Ice Beam. Deoxys had Attack Order, Seed Flare, Rock Wrecker(!), and Swift, the last hitting for 120 damage on a critical. Combined with Teresa's Chatter (when we finally got there, because you start off a ways from everyone), they didn't stay up for much longer.
Also Jolteon shielded me when Teresa got low on HP 🥺️
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"SIT DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS AND LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, I SWEAR TO ARCEUS!"
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"We owe you..." -> Yet another line from this game that never made any sense to me. (Unless it was sarcasm ig?)
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💀You what
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Hey, speaking of... I know Onix is huge and all, but have y'all seen Pichu since the fight started...?
(Beep boop, click here to advance to Part 3)
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j2lx · 2 years
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Hey, I've been reading about your post a lot lately and I am thoroughly enjoying it. I've read that you are having a follower event to celebrate your 100th followed (Congratulations BTW). And I would love to participate by requesting fics with the Character: Maki Zenin and prompt number 3 "You should be more careful with yourself... You mean a lot to me." A context would be a reader would be a very talented sorcerer and due to that fact, they were assigned to a dangerous and exhausting mission. Maki was really worried and stressed out about their well-being.
The Price to Pay (Maki Zen'in x Reader)
Prompt: GN!#3 ("You should be more careful with yourself… You mean a lot to me, you know.") with Maki Zenin
Synopsis: You're a talented sorcerer, more than capable of handling tough and difficult missions. Of course, your girlfriend was no stranger to that fact, but it doesn't stop her from worrying about you overworking yourself.
A/n: Sorry for the long wait! Thank you for your support and for requesting! I really love your request ahhhh, giving so much context makes it so much easier for me to write! Hope you enjoy reading!
Warnings: angst to fluff, reader is stubborn, reader gets insecure and calls themself an "asshole", pet names (baby, precious)
Word count: 1.4k (including bonus part)
From the J2LX'S 100 followers event ♡
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Ever since you've become a first grade sorcerer, you've been assigned more difficult and exhausting missions on a frequent basis. You wanted to prove that you were worthy of your promotion, so you started to work harder and harder, training even when you had free time. Your girlfriend, Maki, couldn't help but notice that your eyebags started to get worse, and that you started spending less time doing things you liked.
And it irked her. That the way the Jujutsu society worked was such that you couldn't even catch a break just because you had missions to finish, when those missions could very well be assigned to someone else. Maki knew just how horrible the Jujutsu world could get, and she knew she had to talk you into taking better care of yourself, lest the two of you suffer any consequences because of how stubborn you were being.
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Walking, no, stomping, towards you, Maki grabbed you by the hand as gently as she could in her rage. You turned back, only to be greeted with your girlfriend's frowning face, her eyes piercing into yours.
"Maki? What's wrong?" you asked, using your other hand to try to get her to let go of the one she was gripping onto.
"Y/n… you're pushing yourself too hard. Just take a rest for a few days please. Stop going on mission after mission," Maki said, her voice laced with both worry and anger.
You manage to get your hand out of her grip, before replying, "It's fine. I need to prove myself worthy of becoming a first grade sorcerer. I'm sorry if I'm not spending enough time with you or whatever but I really need to go now so-"
"It's not about that anymore! You're not even taking care of your own body or wellbeing! You don't even do things you like, hang out with the rest of us or whatever anymore!" Maki snapped. You rolled your eyes at her before turning around, raising your hand in farewell and leaving.
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While on your mission, you couldn't help but feel guilty for how you treated Maki. Because of the Zen'in clan, she couldn't even get promoted that quickly and now, she had to lose you to the "grade" system in the Jujutsu world.
She didn't deserve how you treated her. She was right after all. You have been pushing yourself and in the process, you've abandoned her. And yet, she still cares and looks out for you. You stared out of the car window, watching the scenery change as you got closer to the location of your mission.
You'll apologise when you got back to Jujutsu High, you decided.
But it was a struggle to even finish the mission. It wasn't particularly hard, yet it was so hard for you to keep awake. The enemy was probably a second grade curse, yet it seemed so much more powerful than you.
Your movements were slower, and your Jujutsu technique seemed harder to keep using over a long period of time. You had to push yourself harder than you normally did just to finish the curse off.
Maybe it was because you really were exhausted from the past 3 weeks of continuous missions and training, or maybe the guilt that weighed down on you caused your mind to be too clouded to think straight.
Regardless, what was over was over. And as you headed back to school, you couldn't help but feel even worse, knowing that Maki was right and yet, you had pushed yourself.
Maybe she didn't deserve to be with someone as stubborn as you.
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The moment you got back to school, you headed to your dorm and took a quick shower. Despite how tired you were, you pushed yourself to head to Maki's room. You knocked on her door, and by the time she opened it, she found you kneeling on the ground, too tired to even stand up properly.
She sighed before picking you up bridal style and then placing you on her bed. She poured you a cup of water, forcing you to drink it as she climbed into bed with you.
You finished the glass in no time, having been slightly dehydrated after your mission. "Maki, I'm-," you started, but she shook her head at you and told you to go to sleep.
"You can tell me later. For now, just get some rest," she mumbled. And almost immediately, you shut your eyes and fell into the best slumber you had in the past 3 weeks.
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When you woke up, Maki was still next to you on the bed. You sat up slowly, before reaching out to hold her hand. You expected her to be mad at you and retract her hand, but she didn't. Instead, she started stroking the back of your hand with her thumb.
You turned to face her and lowered your head, mainly because you knew that she'll probably be looking at you in worry and you didn't need to feel more guilty than you already did.
"I'm sorry for not listening to you… I'm a horrible partner aren't I? I didn't listen to your advice, abandoned you just because I got promoted and overall just became an asshole. I'm sorry Maki… it's ok if you don't wanna forgive me. I don't deserve being with you anyways," you admitted, tears starting to well up in your eyes. You didn't want Maki to leave you, never. But you started to realise that maybe, you really didn't deserve her.
"You should be more careful with yourself… You mean a lot to me, you know? I never really had anything I loved as much as you in my life, so I just wanted you to be safe. I love you so much, and seeing you overwork yourself hurt me, baby. I love you, precious, but you have to promise me not to overwork and push yourself too hard again, ok?" Maki said gently, her hands wiping away the stray tear that rolled down your cheek.
You nodded, promising her to spend more time with her as well. She smiled at you warmly, and you realised just how long it has been since you've seen her smile. It was so beautiful, like the Sun. The warmth it brought you was indescribable, and you couldn't help but want to see it more.
Placing a gentle kiss on her cheek, you smiled back at her before saying, "I promise to be with you forever, baby. Please never forget I love you and whenever I start to abandon you, tell me and pull me back to reality because nothing in this world is more important than my girlfriend."
She laughs a little before reassuring you, "I love you forever too. And don't worry, I'll scold you properly the next time you abandon me." You give her a small playful shove and she shoves you back gently, the room soon filled with laughter.
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Bonus:
A while after:
Y/n: *stomach starts rumbling*
Maki: Of course my baby is hungry, you haven't eaten much today have you?
Y/n: *shakes head* You wanna make dinner?
Maki: Not really… you?
Y/n: Heck no I wanna sleep more.
Maki: That's fine, we'll get take out.
Y/n: How? I don't wanna go out and I don't think you want to either.
Maki: Hang on, I'll get the food real quick.
Maki: *texts Panda and Inumaki something before switching her phone off* Ok food is on the way!
Y/n: Ohhhh what are we having?
Maki: *shrugs* Who knows
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Meanwhile, in the common room in Jujutsu High:
Panda and Inumaki: *sitting on the couch watching some comedy show*
Phones: *notification sound*
Panda and Inumaki: *takes their phones and opens it up to see:
Maki 👿😰: As revenge for making me get takeout the last time:
Maki 👿😰: Maki👿😰 has sent 16 📷 Photos
Maki 👿😰: You know what to do. I'm expecting food in 45 minutes.}*
Panda: Maybe… we shouldn't have threatened to send Maki's unglamorous pictures to y/n last time…
Inumaki: Shake…
Panda: How did she even get all those pictures of us…
Inumaki: Okaka!
Panda: You're right, we better get her food!
Panda and Inumaki: *proceeds to run around, screaming out ideas of what to get*
Yuuta (back from overseas for a while): *enters room* What's going on???
Panda: Maki blackmailed us and wants us to get her food in… *checks clock* 30 minutes!
Inumaki: Shake!
Yuuta: *sighs and makes some food because he knows that Panda and Inumaki won't be able to get food in time*
Panda and Inumaki: *clings onto Yuuta while thanking him*
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I couldn't resist writing the bonus part ahaha I thought it was a more unique way to end the fic! I tried to end the actual story (not just the bonus part) on a lighter note to change things up a little =) Hope you enjoyed reading!
© @j2lx, 2022
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toonophiliac · 11 months
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some of ya’ll got drama brain worms. I’m constantly reminded why i choose not to interact w anyone in any given fandom aside from a few choice people here and there (love ya’ll who choose to interact with me btw 💕). none of these strangers have ur back or give a fuck about you. just know some of us are watching for who is willing to cry wolf at the drop of a dime. Its also weird ya’ll call everyone else into question if they just happen to interact or associate w them to any degree. you’re so self righteous it’s embarrassing
hey guys, there’s this hip new word; it’s called “nuance”. majority of the time these people arent a threat and dont deserve the same treatment given to abusers and groomers.
I’m not even worried on my own behalf, it just gets tiring having to be like, oh I can’t interact with this person’s work anymore lest people think i condone and agree with everything they’ve done. and not to mention these people don’t deserve the treatment and stress ya’ll give them. you’re not as great as you think you are
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