#me too. Pasta. me too

[ashthedestroyer]

I like girls that are just a little bit strange. A bit bizarre, a lil weird, a lil spooky even. Something is slightly off about them and it makes them endearing. Also girls who have just lost the plot.

#wlw #lesbian #sapphic #lesbian pride #sapphic yearning #turns out the reason the girl I like has such strong punk rock vibes is because she’s British and tbh I should’ve seen it coming #like bitch me too #also bisexual women hi yes i love y’all too #my love for women is unparalleled #the kookiness in a girl’s personality is like adding cheese to pasta; best fuckin thing #terfs fuck off

[milkbreadtoast]

Hey guys random but I wanna share this spinach pasta recipe I improvised the other day bc it's really east and tasty and a nice way to eat my greens... I've eaten it for the last several meals lol

sauce recipe (1 serving)

fresh spinach several(3?) handfuls (blended with sauce)

oat milk ~1/3 c (or a diff unsweetened milk)

small pat of butter(flavor) + 3 spoonfuls olive oil

lots of black pepper + couple shakes garlic powder (or minced garlic)

tiny pat of miso/deonjang (if u dont have it, just add more cheese, or some salt to taste)

Lots of pecorino romano or parmesan cheese (or both)

+

more handfuls spinach to eat w pasta whole, opt (several/3 handfuls; keep in mind spinach shrinks a lot when cooked) (cooked in microwave, with sauce liquid)

more cheese, black pepper, parsley etc for serving

Note: need a blender to make the spinach sauce green. I used a small bullet blender. If you don't have a blender, just cook and eat the spinach pieces whole alongside the pasta instead of blending it w the sauce, like an alfredo cream sauce.

With whole spinach pieces:

>combine sauce ingred in tall, microwave safe bowl except spinach & cheese; microwave 30 sec to melt butter/miso and mix thoroughly

>add several handfuls of spinach to the sauce liquid; this is the whole spinach pieces.

>cover + microwave for 1 min /until the spinach leaves are completely wilted and tender but still green

if u dont have a blender you'd be done here (microwave longer to reduce, add more cheese/oil to make it thicker, etc)

>add 2-3 handfuls fresh spinach into bullet blender and pour in most of the sauce liquid; Blend until fully broken down into a creamy green sauce. (add a splash more milk if it's not blending)

>combine w rest of sauce in the bowl; add cheese and microwave 30+ sec more uncovered (*i add cheese at the end bc it's harder to blend with the spinach)

Without whole spinach pieces (just green sauce): combine all sauce ingred Including spinach into bullet blender; blend until fully combined; transfer to bowl & microwave 1 min + longer as needed to reduce (uncovered)

Pasta:

> boil pasta in salted water according to directions (go a min under and test if its cooked, for al dente pasta)

> drain + return to pot, add the sauce + stir

note: if doing this method u can also make the sauce in the same pot instead of using a microwave; after draining the pasta, leave it in strainer, and make the sauce in the same pot and simmer... turn up the heat to boil + reduce as desired, then add the pasta back in and stir until hot. (If i was making a bigger portion for multiple ppl i'd prob do this)

USING LEFTOVER COOKED PASTA (this is what i did, bc i had made a lot of pasta a few days ago, and had the leftovers stored in fridge):

> microwave pasta by itself in a bowl/plate for 1 min, covered

> add the hot sauce on top of hot pasta (microwave first if it's not hot enough)

(^i microwave sauce + pasta separately to ensure the pasta stays al dente btw... if u microwave sauce with pasta it gets soft)

(If making large batches ahead I'd store the pasta and sauce separately for the same reason... I'd prob do the same thing I did, make a large batch of pasta and then make the sauce right before eating... I just hate soft pasta tho so if u dont then dw abt it🫡 lol)

> Top w extra cheese, black pepper, parsley and serve/eat immediately!!

#food #pasta #spinach #spinach pasta #recipe #my recipe #cooking #easy meals #its rly easy and tasty... and its easier to eat spinach this way lmao #if u dont want to eat the whole spinach pieces blend all the spinach w the sauce #its rly delicious... ive eaten this for the past 3 meals to use up my leftover pasta #and its so good... #if u added basil leaves too thatd basically be pesto... #i dont have basil rn tho #i like this bc it reminds me of that peruvian dish that i rly like... what was it called? #green noodles... #*googles* tallarines verdes... i should try actually making that sometime its prob not much harder #but for now i rly like this recipe and wanted to share... success...

[uwabbittuwabbit]

motogp you have to stop. your content too accessible. your races too close. your riders too sex. they'll kill you.

#motogp #eternalectics #cheap copy pasta here #this situation makes me too fucking mad

[kirby-the-gorb]

(No Obligation Whatsoever but if you *want* to give me a birthday present my kofi is in the pinned post or you could always draw a kirby :> after all I started drawing him every day in the first place just cuz I think low key simple kirby drawings are fun and there should be more of them!)

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #my wife bought me tasty cake and my partner made me tasty pasta #and they both got me presents too! #I haven't had presents to *unwrap* on my birthday in a long time #(I've still had presents most of the recent years but it's all just like the 'hey buy me this' 'here you go love you' type presents) #(and my wife has been working for the whole day on my birthday the past few years too :c ) #(but today she was done at a reasonable time and got to hang out with me!) #(so was our other partner!) #(it was nice :> ) #(for real tho zero obligation re giving me things for real) #(like money's kinda tight right now but it's not like an emergency or anything) #(mostly thanks to our partner) #(and my wife thinks she'll be employed again by the end of the month) #(so probably any money I get will either be saved for emergencies or spent on replacing 15 year old clothes) #(rather than like groceries or whatever) #(any kirby drawings I get will probably be gathered up on monday or s/t in like a special edition reply roundup) #(anyway I'll stop mumbling now <3 ) #favorites

[chubbychiquita]

potentially helpful spreadsheet of fat friendly healthcare providers listed by city ☺️👍

#i found my new primary care doc on here!! #just got back from an appt and she was so nice and understanding im so happy #truly unlike any doctors experience i've had before #i love not being brushed off like every problem i have is due to me eating too much pasta! #yes 'too much pasta' was a real diagnosis a real doctor gave me #anyway fellow fat friends pls peruse 👍

[cobaltfluff]

they're cooking (?) based on a true story that definitely didn't happen to me

#sk8 the infinity #art tag #joe was too busy staring at his husband smh #this was me cherry was me #i was making carbonara and forgot to boil the pasta #my brother was just like... how .. how did you forget to do the most important part... #i was just laughing crying #ANYWAY i started this in january :) #totally forgot i had this wip and well i guess here it is now

[endofbeginings]

Thinking about mamma rossella and ferrari drivers over the years.... cheek to cheek, forehead to forehead HAND IN HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#the heat and humidity are really getting to me I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE FUCKING CAVALLINI ROSSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway the love the red horses have for their people and viceversa makes me cry every single time #i should be studying but im reading the messages seb has written to mamma rossella thru the years and i feel insane #the fernando pic absolutely kills me u KNOW that man must be a menace doing la sobremesa and she would eat it up every time #i spent too much time looking at the trip advisors pics now i want a proper pasta dish so bad.... #like the ones my italian grandma would make..... pleek i onyl have chickpeas in the pantry this is a disgrace #i have too many driver tags this is getting out of hand #fernando alonso #seb #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #felipe massa #ferrari #rubens barichello #own post #f1

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY 413! Here's more of the [non-Sburb AU] Filipino/multiracial Striders I write and draw. Bitter melon was on sale in the store, so I bought a ton, and I was like, 'How can I make this Homestuck content?' Lol. I like the taste, but I thought it would be funny to have Bro bully Dave into eating it as a punishment for being a sneaky vegetable-hating teen. (Good thing Lil Cal is always there to keep an eye on him when Bro is out.)

Idk, mostly wanted to draw the food, bc bitter melon looks so fun when it's sliced like that.

Bro and Dave are both trans men.

Image text below cut:

[Dave walks in on Bro cooking. Lil Cal is seated at the table already.] Dave: the fuck- what are you cooking Bro: Ginisang ampalaya. Heard you're not eatin' your veggies. Dave: cal... fuckin snitch Bro: HEY. Dave: seriously what is that alien dick Dave: ugh its all bumpy too Bro: Bitter melon. It tastes like cucumber skin, but has a better texture. Dave: fuckin gross Bro: What, are you a fuckin' pussy? Too white to try pagkaing Pilipino? ["Filipino food"] Dave: damn right if it involves warty dick-cumbers Dave: aint filipino no more Dave: gonna have to hog the white genes on this Bro: Here. Prob want some cock sauce on that. [The food has crisp bitter melon, melted tomatoes, and scrambled eggs.] Dave: ugh do i have to eat it Bro: Yes. [Everyone is seated at the table. 'Cock sauce' is Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle.] Dave: oh its not bad Dave: ... [The bitterness sets in.] Lil Cal: HAA HAA Dave: is this even edible Bro: Sure is. [Bro eats it normally.] And if I hear you're not eating your vegetables... Well, I'll just have to cook more of the same thing dad used to make me. There's enough to last all week. Dave: ...fuck Bro: Eat up. It's healthy. Dave: please dont make me eat this Dave: ill eat any other vegetables ok? just not this Bro: That's what I wanna hear. But you're still finishing this one. For throwing out all that food. Dave: ugh END.

#homestuck #bro #dave #lil cal #striders #bro strider #dave strider #trans bro #trans dave #trans bro strider #trans dave strider #ginisang ampalaya #filipino food #idk what to tag this #413 #homestuck 413 #homestuck fan art #fan art #art #digital art #drawing #comics #comic #food #puppets #i was in one of those 'sit at the table until you eat your whole plate' households lol but like... i actually liked vegetables lol... #...it was the meat and pasta that always had me stuck at the table until the food got cold bc im super picky #creis bc i rushed this to make it for the 413 date when it was supposed to be just a regular date comic lol #i wouldve done backgrounds and dragged it out more #also i hate picking skin tones against white bg bc its always too dark or too pale bc theres no setting colour reference ugh

[marimayscarlett]

Another list of unrealistic wishes for the 2024 tour

Back at it again with the delusional takes and here to make it everyone elses problem - a very warm welcome to volume 2 of our wishes for the upcoming Rammstein tour ✨ This time again carefully put together by @wizzardclown @gothtoast and me, with additional wonderful influences by my dear @m---e---l. Thank you ladies 🤍

(Read our first list here and please consider checking out the great suggestions in the notes!)

Set list and concert organisation in general

first up, the question of the supporting act: -> either not happening in general, since none of us actually want to endure another round of the piano tinkling, so we though about this concept:

This way, we get an even longer concert with no distraction from the pure Rammstein sound.

-> or, another idea which came to mind: to celebrate the literary-genius Flake, he could give us a reading of one of his books before the concert, lighten up the mood and feeding the masses with entertaining facts. Additionally, Richard could play some piano in the background during it, for dramatic effect (like the piano accompaniment during silent movies back in the old days).

Opener for the concert this year: 'Haifisch'. Would be an amazing and appreciative nod towards the fans in regards to the support the band was shown last year.

'Zwitter': a banger to set the sexual ambiguous mood for the evening.

'Mein Land': Not sure if they every played this one live, but it would be a fitting song to get some summer vibes going.

for sunset rather fittingly 'Sonne'.

Off to the first proper segment, welcome to the 👻haunting hour👻: fitting for the upcoming night time, a creepy conglomerate consisting of: -> 'Wilder Wein' (I could write a whole chapter about this song, it's so captivating), followed by 'Spieluhr' -> 'Hilf mir': perfect for some new haunting stage show (maybe as a replacement for 'Puppe'; or to quote @wizzardclown: 'When in doubt, set Flake on fire') -> 'Heirate mich': preferably with some 'sliding on his knees/a rolling board'-Till -> to end this phase with a classic: 'Du riechst so gut' is an absolute MUST.

following: 'Rein Raus', some relaxing ASMR to lighten the mood.

Welcome to the next section: 🔥Some like it hot🔥, consisting of: -> 'Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen': camera focus has to be on Schneider. -> 'Asche zu Asche' with burning mics (!). -> 'Du hast' with its fire rockets (my favourite pyro in the whole concert) because no Rammstein concert can exist without this song, that's a physical law, and additionally Richard would be sad if he couldn't play it. -> 'Engel' preferably with the iconic wings (poor Till really has to go all in during this concert).

as a moment to take a breather: Mutter.

'Deutschland': a song we all wait for, with a huge meaning, just overall a perfect piece - yet no remix this time, since we need the time to slide right into the next phase of the concert:

💗questionable on-stage actions and homoerotica galore💗, consisting of: -> 'Mein Teil', with dilf dad-dance moves AND several guitarist kisses (what better moment than the dick eating song for it) -> 'Zick Zack' with at least some sort of elaborate costumes, -> 'Feuerräder', for the perfect vibe with Flake riding on Till's back, neon tube ready to knock seven bells out of his tormentor (justice for Flake), additionally maybe Oliver skating with his roller skates which emit flames in the background and more guitarist kisses

after this breathtaking segment, how about some 'Anna'-sing along! Scream the name of your fave on the top of your lungs and show your love for him 💘

finally some unrealistic (as if the whole list isn't a fever dream already) wishes : 'Eifersucht' and 'Fellfrosch'. To finally give Olli's sick bass lines the stage they deserve 😤

2. some more outfit ideas

long hair Schneider with his handband, because this was a look:

leg belts for Richard 🖤

and last but not least, this is a PSA: If Frau Schneider makes an appearance and decides to grace us with her presence, consider everything on this list to be obsolete. Seeing the mother again would be the greatest joy of all, we don't need anything more 🙇🏼‍♀️🙏🏼

#rammstein #rammstein tour 2024 #maybe i should turn this post in a pdf and send it to the r+ managment. maybe we'd have some luck with our improvement suggestions #this post was brought to you by Lesben für Rammstein e.V. #delusional take but ha. watch me i say anything on this site #what a weekend with david lynch lemonade too much pasta and wonderful company can bring

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

That cute bunny girl is called Noisette.Can you please tell me what you cooked besides pizza?

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Si! Noisette was her name! Grazie friends! And grazie for Poco Noisette!"

Pep: "…Reh ot yrros yas ot deen I... Niaga reh ees nac I epoh I…"

Pep: "Bocnroc etalocohc ekil! Wonk I sepicer rehto eht fo emos em thguat ehs! Ssendnik reh rof reh knaht ot deen osla I tub."

Pep: "Enoyreve deef ot dah I tahw htiw dluoc I revetahw gnikam yltsom saw ti. Oot gnikab fo stol dna atsap fo stol saw ereht, azzip sediseb dekooc I tahw rof sa."

Pep: "Niaga yrt ot ecin eb dluow ti os, elihw a ni nevo gnikrow a dah t'nevah I. Noos gnikooc emos uoy wohs nac I ebyam!"

Pep: "Yrros... Naem uoy ohw wonk I kniht t'nod I... 'Sessob niam'...? Noitseuq rehto eht dna..."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #brick the rat #story post #translation: “...I hope I can see her again... I need to say sorry to her...” #“But I also need to thank her for her kindness. She taught me some of the other recipes I know! Like chocolate corncob!” #“As for what I cooked besides pizza there was lots of pasta and lots of baking too.” #“It was mostly making whatever I could with what I had to feed everyone.” #“Maybe I can show you some cooking soon! I haven't had a working oven in a while so it would be nice to try again.” #“And the other question... 'Main bosses'...? I don't think I know who you mean... Sorry...” #and we're back! #another plush for da collection and Pep gets his own pouch! #well it's an apron pocket but still hehe #he was gonna get it anyways before I showed Cake so shush!!! #also little hint for my tag readers: it might be helpful to describe the other bosses to Pep! #he didn't leave his floor so he may not know the others just by name

[bernard-the-rabbit]

best boy (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

#amazing atla artists are italian #and i'm italian #so maybe it's a sign for me to start being amazing too #like maybe it's in my pizza pasta mandolino blood #maybe it's in my olive oil dna #i do wanna draw the whole gaang #to be able to picture the designs #my trashy art #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender fanart #zuko #zuko fanart #fire lord zuko

[sonippep-hohu]

I like Pepstavo

#I'm too lazy to shift the colors to match the blog #it'll drive me crazy that I didnt but also #idc rn #pepstavo #gustavo pt #peppino pt #my pasta

[orchidscurse]

unintentionally wore pink when having lunch at pink mamma on our paris trip 🎨🍝🪴💗

#moi #paris #my bf and i had the greatest time : ) #and the pasta was good too!! it reminded me of my aunties #cottagecore #cozy aesthetic #light academia #romantic academia #artcore #chaotic academia #cozycore

[veryinnovative]

INO PLSSSSS. he's so boggled and confused when James says humans can't digest bones he's like what's wrong with your stomachs, are you still evolving? but he absolutely snatches and eats all of james' bones like okay well, im eating them then. i think he loves absolutely anything crunchy, and James could use that to get him to try all kinds of things, from fucking cucumbers to pop rocks.

oh god, him absolutely O . O watching james chew gum, shoving his fingers in James mouth to steal it from him?? (James bb, that's gotta be one hell of a shock for u, I know you weren't expecting his salt watery hands all up in your teeth but also you KNOW James was not expecting to be turned on by that either.) — honorablr mention for reg just inspecting james' teeth like, hmmm you have a weird much of sharp and not sharp, what's going on here 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐 once he gets a taste of soft+chewy I think he'd love it. i think it's novelty never fails to amuse him. hed like those sample packs of filled mochi, with beans and sesame and fruity centers, eating boba with a spoon after James puts in the weirdest bubble tea order ( "uhhhh, lemme get.... one matcha milk tea with boba, 100% sweetness, 50% ice and...... one brown sugar boba milk tea with 0% milk, 0% tea and 100% brown sugar boba.... please?" )

do you think he likes spicy food or so you think it's like how some animals just can't taste it at all? or is he like a cat where if it's even slightly too salty, he's turning his nose up 👀

any monsterfucker fic involving the creature-thing shoving their fingers into their beloved human's mouth for close inspection (or vice versa) will steal my heart always. he is running his thumb over james' teeth like,, interesting, how do you bite through the spinal cords of those who trespass your territory,,, and james is like (muffled) i don't?

also honorable mention of james daring to stick a finger in reg's mouth, instantly cutting himself on one of his many sharp canines, and flushing deep, deep crimson when regulus closes his lips around james' digit and sucks onto the pad of his finger, humming at the taste of his blood.

big fan of reg loving insane textures. haven't decided on the flavor profiles yet. it'd be funny if he is super sensitive to spicy food (shoutout to @static-radio-ao3 this 1 is for u) or turns out to be a super picky eater. but @likeprongstostars also painted this super funny image of regulus literally eating rubber which, as funny as it sounds, can also be quite applicable in this au to some extent. especially if we are going with the 'he is insane abt textures' quirk.

#answered #the boba order is funny #oh he'd love chewing on ice too #crunch #james: i can no longer afford catches of fresh fish. you will have this pesto pasta with me #regulus hissing like a spoiled cat: #i feel like this au wld work so well as a crackfic too

[seemslegitflapjacks]

Looking back on the Creepypasta fandom between like, maybe 2012-2015, it was a time to be alive to say the least.

#I was like 8 please tell me why I was there #the way i memorized almost ALL of the popular characters too #creepypasta #creepy pasta #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta characters #slenderman #jeff the killer #homicidal liu #laughing jack #nina the killer #jane the killer #ticci toby #clockwork

[pastafossa]

I'm just a girl

Driving down the road

Hoping to see a man sized moth

#i love my car #blah blah pasta too many stickers i don't CARE my stickers give me joy #i just need my goose one now to replace the old one that came off and i'm good to go!