#mini Bruce

[ghost-bxrd]

Jason drums his fingers against the steering wheel, a nervous tick, “If it’s still as bad as you think by lunchtime you can call me and I’ll come get you, alright?“

Bruce frowns, “Just like that?“

“Just like that,“ Jason affirms, “As long as you promise me to give it a try.“

Bruce fiddles with the string of pearls tucked into the right pocket of his blazer. “But if I call you’ll pick me up?“

Jason sighs and a second later there’s a hand gently ruffling Bruce’s hair. Not that it matters. Apparently part of his ‘disguise’ are subpar hairstyles and non-tailored suits. Bruce just knows mom would gasp if she— well. Bruce thinks he looks stupid attending school like this, is all.

“Yes. I promise.“

The entrance looks like a gigantic maw, swallowing unsuspecting victim after victim. Everyone so eager to follow through on their own slaughter. Bruce wonders what it says about him that he’d rather face down several thugs than leave the car and submit himself to this torture chamber the government calls an “educational institution“.

“Fine,“ he grouses, releasing the seatbelt with a little more force than necessary, “I’ll see you at lunch.“

— The Antithesis of Magic, chpt. 4 sneak peek

#the antithesis of magic #sneak peek #sneak preview #chapter preview #dad jason todd #mini Bruce #antirobin #mockingjay #fic rec #fanfiction #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #red hood #batman #Bruce Wayne and Jason Todd

[peppergh0st]

Art Dump :p

I have nothing else to post so here is just random stuff the I made :)

#dc comics #dc fanart #batman #jason todd #batdad #batblob #robin jason todd #wally west #booster gold and blue beetle ❤️ #mini bruce #my art <3 #art dump #ramdom #memes #the wally west art is from a art trade I did on tik tok #jason todd fanart

[violent138]

Stephanie: "Did you get it?"

Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."

Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."

Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."

Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."

Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"

Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"

Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."

Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.

Jason looked up from his book.

Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."

Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.

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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."

Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."

Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."

Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."

Bruce:

Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."

#A long one #might be funnier to consider these guys breaking something bigger #like burning down part of the kitchen and hastily getting it remodelled before Alfred notices #I'm bored #not a texpost not a mini fic #but a secret third option called testing my followers' patience #batposting #batfamily #tim drake #stephanie brown #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die') #whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

[hammysamhah]

tiny and bruce were really cute i loved how his dad instincts just took over when it came to tiny and how tiny seemed to really like bruce

the way tiny looked at bruce😭 and how he mimicked his way of driving😭😭😭 AND HIDING IN HIS HAIR LIKE HE DOES WITH GUY

that’s it .

#trolls band together #trolls fandom #trolls fanart #dreamworks trolls #trolls the beat goes on #trolls world tour #tiny diamond #trolls bruce #trolls spruce #can we start shipping guy with bruce lowkey #two dads #bruce has two hands #bruce can have 50 giant kids and then 1 mini kid i think #let the trolls (and puppet) be poly

[frownyalfred]

Bruce giving all his kids little forehead kisses when they sleep or when he's to sleep-deprived to realize he has gone on the tip of his toes to kiss Clark's forhead too and is now attempting to kiss Alfred's forehead

Bruce pressed a brief kiss to Dick’s forehead, stepping away from the medbay cot.

Alfred watched, bemused, as Bruce — more sleep deprivation than man, currently — rocked up onto the tops of his toes and did the same to Clark, who was perched by the doorway.

Jason — Clark’s height, and easily mistakable for the Kryptonian when one barely had their eyes open — cleared his throat awkwardly.

Bruce’s eyes cracked open. He slowly looked between Jason and Clark, who was staring at the floor with color rising in his cheeks.

“Hn.”

Alfred closed his eyes, accepting his fate with a shocked inhale. Bruce’s lips grazed his forehead, a there-and-gone blessing.

Three days of sleep deprivation and an injured child were enough to drive most men to madness and despair.

Bruce, it seemed, had been pushed to the worst of cliff edges — open displays of physical affection.

#micro fic #mini fic #I should make this a full fic #but my hangover brain is dead #just like Bruce’s #bruce wayne #batman #dc #myfic #theresurrectionist #asks #batfamily #clark kent #superbat #anon

[spite-and-waffles]

Bruce, picking up a stray: "He reminds me of me!" :333

Bruce, a couple of years later: "Why is he such a stubborn, self-destructive drama queen??" >((

#the girls are exempt #babs is a colleague steph is the kimmy gibbler and he forgets cass is a human girl and not a justice machine half the time #it's all about the blue eyed black haired boy children #same mini-Bruce different presentations #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #dcu #crack meta #spite waffle

[nerdpoe]

Danny needs help. Danny needs the Ancient of Justice.

Only one small problem; there isn't one.

Or at least, there isn't one yet.

The previous Ancient of Justice had been Pariah Dark, and after seeing so many injustices he had gone mad, and sought to fix the Infinite Realms through force.

But Clockwork assures Danny that there's an Ancient of Justice in the works, he's just still mortal at the moment.

Danny...really can't wait for the guy to die to ask for assistance. The Demons only deal in absolutes, and he needs someone like the Ancient of Justice on his side to help him with the weird double speak they insist on using.

Otherwise, they'll bamboozle him into more territory and displace more ghosts.

So he hunts the not-an-Ancient yet down.

Which is how Batman finds himself being stared down by a teenager with vividly glowing green eyes.

"Listen up, you're gonna be a God when you die and I need you to cash in those God Powers early; demons are getting uppity and they keep talking circles. I need you to make them listen."

The kid has black hair, is too skinny, his clothes are scuffed and dirty, and is clearly living in a vivid fantasy to escape from his harsh reality of being homeless.

The eyes speak of a clear Lazarus Contamination, and the stance speaks of someone who is trained to fight.

So he asks the only thing he can think to.

"...Are you hungry?"

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #Jason on the comms screaming at him to step away from the kid Bruce holy shit you've got enough #Dick whispering about how this is a mini Jason completely in awe #Tim dryly advising to keep the mini Jay away from any clown paraphernalia #Damian suspiciously quiet #Barbara asks if he's planning on killing the new kid #he just says that the kid looks far too skinny #then they realize oh no #the adoption tendency is genetic #danny would really like for bruce to get on board and help him finish up those negotiations #too bad for him bruce is convinced he's delusional from lack of food and sleep #danny's just tired and dirty from searching literally all of gotham

[oliver-queen-apologist]

in my heart of hearts i truly believe damian is destined to be an emo teenager. i’ve believed it since his early days as robin when he wore a hood and those sick ass high top lace up boots. b&r vol 3 just confirmed it for me with the wired earbuds and the chain on his belt. i wanna see that boy paint his nails and learn how to apply eyeliner. also what’s his wattpad username.

#damian wayne #when he’s not being drawn as bruce’s mini me with those turtlenecks #he actually has a really interesting style! i wish it was explored more #too bad writers don’t give him that much of a civilian life #i guess that’s what b&r vol 3 is trying to do williamson’s writing is just mediocre at best

[robjn93]

we need tim drake to have an organic friendgroup far away from the bats. not necessarily bringing back old characters but at least have a genuine group of people in his life he cares about. his entire character relied on having a clear distinction between tim drake and robin, on keeping organic relationships as tim drake intact while also adhering to his job as robin the boy wonder. ‘red robin tim’ neglecting that side of the character, neglecting tim drake to the point of becoming ‘tim wayne’ and cutting away all ties not just with the bats but also with his friends served as such a nice tool to see how this line he spent his whole life preserving became blurrier and blurrier without him noticing until it broke him. him having friends as tim drake and away from the bats is such a necessary tool to understand who tim is and to write him properly.

#and im sooooo tired to ‘batboy tim’ i’d rather see him have a 6 issues mini serie where he just goes out with his friends #90s tim drake taking jabs at bruce wayne like ‘lol i have friends’ well look at yourself now boy… #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #dc comics #robin

[azuldoodles]

eepy

#bruce #g/t #size difference #g/t related #g/t art #sfw g/t #g/t fluff #g/t drawing #giant tiny #mini giant #monster oc #monster boyfriend #monster art #monster #werewolf

[rougerave]

Hear me out, okay. Damian is a very casual person. Like he knows slang and swears like a sailor (Jason's fault) and knows memes like he knows his colour pallet, but not in English.

You can't tell me that the first language Talia spoke to Damian was English. No you fool! It was Arabic, then Chinese, then Persian before English.

Because his whole life was surrounded by these three languages, he learned to have more casual conversations in them.

The only reason he speaks so formally in English is because Jason would read him classical literature, and that's the problem. Classical literature if formal and old. Jason never bothered to talk to Damian in English for him to know how to converse in casual conversation, and this being the case Damian grew up thinking this is how people talk.

This being said this is the only reason the family knows Arabic and Persian (they all knew Chinese). The only way to have a casual conversation with him is to talk to him in these languages, and this is how the family leard that Damian is a comedian. Like he can make Bruce and Alfred belly laugh at the most inane, sexually explicit and cras things at the drop of a hat (just like Jason).

He is the only one rivaling Jason in the swear jar, Dick was so shocked he actually cried. This gets worse when he hits 19.

Like that one time he and Tim were walking to the office when they were approached by paparazzi. Like Damian went from cussing their ancestors to dissing their appearance, to saying Joker thinks their joke all in one breath, all with a straight face that it had his 26 year old brother rolling on the floor. Bruce seeing this from the lobby - Where he was talking to a very important ambassador-, comes out to drag both of them inside by their ears. Damian is still going off and Tim is still clutching his stomach.

And the paparazzi is so confused because one: they know Damian to be a very formal young man, if not a little dry and sarcastic, and two: They didn't understand shit. This whole thing has Gotham shocked. Jason and Talia have never been so proud.

#Damian: Jason Todd's mini me #Make Damian more of a teenager please #Alfred Pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #batfam #Tim Drake #Batfamily shenanigans #Talia al Ghul

[breadandblankets]

due to neat metahuman genesTM duke's skin naturally bends and refracts light like he's made of tiny prisms

normally this isn't a problem (dude isn't edward cullen) but it becomes a problem when you're trying to do say, medical imaging

cue bruce having a heart attack when duke puts on the signal suit for the first time and his vitals flatline (heartbeat and pulse ox sensors use light to calculate certain things about your vitals, hence weird refracty skin makes this Hard)

#batfam #duke thomas #bruce wayne #more cursed wheel headcanons/mini story ideas because its my Favorite #you will never be free of me posting cursed wheel era lmao #bread talk #there is so much more you can do with the skin thing i was just thinking about pulse oximeters #this is also my contribution of positivity in the duke tag today #sorry for the salt #but also not sorry

[violent138]

"I'm telling you," Tim said. "We don't take our secret identities seriously enough."

Dick inhaled deeply, clicking through evidence the Zodiac Master had left behind. "I'm technically on vacation in France." He reminded Tim. "A double of me is currently using the Wayne funds left and right so I can convince people that Dick Grayson and Nightwing aren't the same person."

"I was thinking more if we ever got de-masked."

Dick made a go on gesture.

Tim's eyes glinted brightly. "The CIA gives out poison pills--"

"You think if you're dead they'll somehow be unable to figure put who you are?" Dick asked sharply, not bothering to make the obvious emotional argument.

"No, but it would prevent the sharing of secrets. What my real suggestion is that we line our domino masks with small capsules of acid, so if anyone tries to forcibly take them off--"

"Or we get punched too hard, or accidentally get stranded without any way to safely melt the glue, we get Two Faced?" Dick scoffed and Tim shrugged, clearly considering that a minor loss.

"No dice, Timmy, and don't you dare even bring it up with B." Dick held up a finger. "He might even start looking into it, you know how impressed he was with Jason's helmet bomb."

"Dick--"

"Shut up and let me enjoy my vacation."

#mini something #I don't know what counts as a mini fic #tim drake #batbros #batman #dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batfamily #jason todd #batfam #eldest daughter dick grayson

[ghost-bxrd]

Mini bruce : did you know that atoms never touch anything, and since were made of atoms weve never touched anything .

So to answer your question , no i did not kill that guy.

Batman:...

Red hood :(trying not to laugh)

Lmaooo yeah that characterization is pretty much on point.

Jason is a proud dad, no matter how much this bratty attitude wants to make him tear his hair out ksksks

#see this is the version of himself og Bruce never got to be #because mini Bruce thrives in the safe yet vengeance driven environment Jason provided him #I think yall gonna love the upcoming juxtapositions between mini Bruce and Batman #it’s like looking at a negative photograph of something #or like slapping a beautify filter over a traumatized child #Jason is parenting mini Bruce if he wants it or not #mini Bruce very much does want it thank you #anti robin #the antithesis of magic #antithesis of magic #antirobin #jason todd #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam

[kittykatninja321]

fanon often depicts Jason with the typical “you’re not my dad” type angst because that’s part of the stereotypical prodigal son and father dynamic people are used to, but when you look at canon Bruce has probably denied being Jason’s father more than Jason has denied being his son. Also, in pre-52 Jason is the one who reaches out to Bruce (even if his way of reaching out is objectively kinda insane) and in nu52 and beyond when Jason is in his redemption era he’s the one who’s doing all the compromising in their relationship

#‘Jason has daddy issues’ ok yeah but Bruce Wayne has SON issues #Like in canon Bruce is cold as hell to Jason when he comes back. And people might justify this by saying ‘oh he was villain’ #there’s a part in the ‘Jason kidnaps Mia’ mini arc where Ollie manages to have more compassion for Jason who is currently holding his #daughter captive than Bruce does. Bruce dismisses him entirely like damn where’s that belief in rehabilitation when u need it #Jason Todd #dc