#my roommate is a funny one

[naturecalls111]

Attention

#one piece #lawlu #hs au #monkey d luffy #trafalgar d water law #please please please read laws poem as corny and stupid I tried so hard to make it unserious in a way that was obvious how unserious it was #the first version of the poem my friend told me sounded to serious #so I wrote the poem I ended up using in about a minute please enjoy #in my freshman year of college I used to do freestyle raps at my roommate until she told me to stop because I thought it was so funny #sometimes it would go on for a seriously long time and still I persisted #I digress #my point is the poem about is 100% the structure of my freestyles in my freshman year of college

[avengerclasses]

theyre best friends trust me

#skeletxt #slowing inching to 'well maybe it would be funny to ship them.' but im not there yet #btu theyre definitely roommates. living in my head rent free. no utility charges. #100 club #also the first one also obv works w mozart too but i dont want to increase the clutter here

[apollos-boyfriend]

phrases i’ve picked up from tumblr:

this is like if 9/11 was a good thing

this is like if 9/11 actually mattered

#icarus speaks #i have used the first one irl. my roommates were extremely confused #i just think it’s so funny #thank u tumblr users for expanding my vocabulary

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

KT and Nina randomly being college roommates is canon, I don’t care that the odds are super slim. I think it’s fate.

#and they go wayyyy too long not knowing #i feel like kt would randomly have eddie or patricia or someone visit her at school #and when she’s like ‘my roommate’s kinda weird but she’s really nice i think you’ll like her’ & then they walk in & everyone just freezes #or nina mentions going to school in england and kt is like ‘damn that’s crazy me too!’ #and then they compare notes and kt just screams ‘WAIT YOURE NINA????’ #and nina is like ‘you’ve known my name for like three months??????’ #idk there’s just so many funny ways that this could go down #the funniest is lowkey that they get along so well that they live together all four years #but no one from anubis has the chance to come visit until their graduation #and they all freak out like #‘WHY DID YOU GUYS NEVER MENTION IT???’ #and nina + kt are like #‘we didn’t know???’ #anyway canon!!! #house of anubis #nina martin #kt rush

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

#trousled rambles #its so funny to me now. i didnt wanna be cringe but now im just weird in a different way #there is an actual plastic skeleton (his name is roderick) hanging from my bed in my dorm rn. my roommate gave him mini sunglasses #that bed also has skull shaped string lights under it #half of my tshirts have skeletons on them #i have one ribcage hoodie and have been trying for several years now to get another one for my birthday #i have one singular necklace that is not skeletom themed. my favorite necklace is a cat skull #the only reason i dont wear my shoes with skeleton feet on them is because they hurt my feet #listen. people will tell you not to let lies snowball but they never tell you it can actually be so fucking funny #its not even a lie anymore this is just genuinely who i have become #this lie has consumed me and im better for it #EDIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY SKELETONS SHOWER CURTAIN AND SKULL SHAPED SOAP DISPENSER AT MY HOUSE #AND HARVEY!!!!! MY OTHER PLASTIC SKELETON IM SO SORRY HARVEY YOU WERE TOO HUMAN SIZED TO BRING WITH ME #final edit. i also forgot my jack skellington mug that i'm using as a pencil holder #look when you accidentally give yourself a niche of easy gifts for people to give it is your civic duty to lean into it as hard as possible

[doyoueverstopandthink]

umbrella academy as things my friends and i have said (part 7):

luther: 

“what day of the week was sunday?” 

diego: 

“i have a note of what i want for a birthday present so i can write down ideas throughout the year. it just says ‘legos’ on it and i don’t think i’ve touched it since i was 14.” 

allison: 

“just because i said ‘fuck you’ for having a reese’s doesn’t mean you get to call me a dumb bitch for calling my ex”

klaus: 

“anyways i’m in so much pain here’s a funny video!”

five: 

“autumn? you mean autism?” 

ben: 

“so klaus has just been vibing this weekend and i was wondering where he was at. boston. he’s in boston. he has somewhere he has to be in exactly twenty-six minutes and he’s in fucking boston.” 

viktor: 

“tchaikovsky is gonna be the death of me. i can’t believe it. the gay man. is gonna be the one that takes me out. i can’t believe this.” 

lila: 

“you gotta use your thinker to get a good thunk”

stan: 

“i just said that ‘saturday’ in spanish is ‘marrón’”

#so the ones from luther diego klaus ben viktor and stan are from me #i'd like to think i'm funny but i think being top of my class for so long just made me dumb as shit lmao #'this is me trying' by taylor swift sorta vibes <3 #the ones from allison and lila are from my roommate #and the one from five is from a friend who forgot that fall is also called autumn #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #stan tua #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes

[flyingspicerack]

a vision was had

#takoyaki party spoilers #osomatsu san #ososan #spice.ososan #idk if this is as funny as i and my roommate personally think it is #but i have been sitting on this for days #finally made it #uhhh do i put a tw #tw sui ideation #i guess?? maybe #tw sui joke #meme edit #anyway im going to hell for this one maybe

[thunderon]

according to my last spotify wrapped i was in the top 0.1% of fall out boy listeners and as embarrassing as that is… it at least better get me a damn pre-sale code for whenever the hell their next tour is or i am going to be falling apart to half time

#fall out boy #unfortunately it wasn’t a phase #no one talk to me about my taste in music okay #i tested the punchline out on my roommate and she told me im not funny BUT im posting it here anyways #op

[sailforvalinor]

Val Is Pretty Sure She Might Be Losing Her Mind, more at 11

#okay so y’all. do you happen to remember Alcott Boy? the guy I had a crush on from school last year (or really the whole time I’ve been in #college honestly) who had Opinions on Little Women #yeah him. anyway I thought I was over my crush on him but GUESS WHAT it’s back and worse than ever #like I only have one class with him that’s once a week but guys guys I feel like I’m LOSING MY MIND like. I’ve never felt the urge to #actually go up to a guy and say ‘hey do you wanna go out with me?’!! like I would never actually do that but the urge is most definitely #there??? and it’s not even that he’s cute (although I mean I think he’s cute) but he’s really really intelligent and funny and very notably #always willing to bring up his faith in class discussions (and this isn’t really the campus for that) and I’ve always admired him for that #(this is also the boy that looked at something I wrote in fiction class and said ‘that’s it that’s what love is supposed to be like!!’ LIKE #) and I genuinely don’t know what to do #like should I be concerned that I feel this strongly so soon after The Boy?? should I be concerned that this might just be limerance??? #my roommate has been offering to talk to him for me and ask if he’s single and is it insane that I’m actually considering it??? #like if I’m going to now is the ideal time—I’ve already had my class with him this week and spring break is next week #and I’m certain he would never make me feel bad if he didn’t feel the same. but if he did wouldn’t he have said something by now? I don’t #know I don’t know I don’t knooowww #but I graduate in two months and I don’t want to regret it for the rest of my life

[theloveinc]

bakugo would get so offended whenever u call him out on his only child behavior cuz he doesn’t know what you mean but omg it would be so funny 😭

LMFAOOO be careful bc I’m an only child too so you know I’ve gotta back him up🤓😤😼💪🏻

…I’m just kidding, my roommate and I are always getting into little spats abt this and he’d SO TOTALLY BE GROUCHY ABT IT WHEN CONFRONTED.

Weird about personal space, weird about waking up together and bedtimes… it’s probs the reason he’s so tricky abt relationships in the first place bc he’s so used to being on his Own that he barely knows what you’re talking about when you bring up his lack of siblings as the reason for his prickliness.

He’s all, “I’m not this way bc of that! I’m perfectly fuckin’ normal, thank you!” as he literally assumes you’re trying to pick a fight😭… and then holds a grudge over it. “Having siblings doesn’t make you better than me!”

OR the second you say he’s just mad about something because he never had to share as a kid (canon) or was told the word “no…” and he’s just standing there breathing all heavy with his arms crossed bc he doesn’t have a valid argument to snap back with (and the face I’m imagining is so funny I wish I could draw).

It’s funny tho, when he finally accepts it and you get to see his confused, embarrassed face when he starts realizing that he’s been making dinner without asking what you want to eat, or trying to go out without telling you where. He’s so spoiled!!!

#Bakugo #and then two weeks later he’s like ‘stop talking to me at 6 am when I wake up that’s sh*t someone with siblings would do’ #and you’re like WHAT!!!!!!! #he learned from the best however (you) #anyway my funny story is : #my roommate got a family size bag of Halloween candy to share and I only had one piece #bc I didn’t realize it was communal💀💀 #and she was like WHAT??? you haven’t had any????? and I was like idk I thought it was yours LOL #cuz even tho she left it out she never told me I could have any #LOL #I’m better now thanks to her #but yea that’s def all Bakugo behavior he’s so one of us #clearly #caitie things #gen #anon

[pineflowerart]

My piece for @NSBSplatoonZine on Twitter!!

#splatoon #splatoon 2 #agent 3 #agent 4 #agent 8 #zine #new squidbeak splatoon #they would be funny roommates #also has some fun bg elements like a tribute to one of my fav games

[playtimepalace]

pet play where im on my knees looking up at you sooo so cute and pleading so nicely while you tell me for the 3rd time that you havent even started cooking yet and no i cant have "just one sniff" of that pan full of hot oil

#vagueing my cat rn #princeyposts #oh dumb princey fact #i actually love watching water boil. theres something vry therapeutic about it just silently watching the bubbles form #and whenever im cooking w boiling water i dont rlly need tongs for pasta and stuff to pull out a piece like my fingers are fine #like rn making potatoes n i just grabbed one frm the pot to see if its soft enough. easy peasy #roommate screams every time i do it tho i think its so funny #just gotta be quick

[bkanvas-fairy]

i dont think anyone here follows me for mob so just have a compliation of takeritsu stuff instead of one by one 

#bkanvas' art #mob psycho 100 #Takenaka Momozou #Kageyama Ritsu #takeritsu #uhm. i dont have anything else to say. #the trans one was from a tweet someone made about drawing with the trans colors for some positivity and i thought #well i have 2 characters that i know (delusional) are transmasc so why not ! #first one is a vampire au painting practice thing #second is some streamer momo au where ritsu is his faceless roommate #its really funny and all i do is sit in my little channel in the takeritsu server giggling about it #and various other things #i giggle a lot about takeritsu..

[whumpy-wyrms]

Anton has become Real‼️‼️

i made this guy out of CLAY because he’s my little brain blorbo and hasn’t left my thoughts for over six months straight. now he exists and is haunting me but that’s okay!!! i want him to.

here’s a bunch of pictures of him i took Just Now, featuring Louie’s green grass rug (canon to tllr btw), a mouse, a goose, the freak Spamton G. Spamton himself, and more green cuz that’s our favorite color! have fun and beware :)

RAT!!!!!! 🐀🐀🐭🐭🐭🐀🐀🐁🐁🐀🐭🐭🐭🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐀🐭🐭🐁🐭🐀🐀🐀🐁🐁🐭🐭🐭🐀🐭🐭🐁🐭 and GOOSE!!!!! 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

why

here’s him next to Spamton for size reference

here’s this picture i took the night i brought him home… he lives there now. on the back of my giant goose in the grass. his natural habitat

here’s the creepy thing before it was fired in the kiln 💥💥💥💥. i risked my life taking these shitty photos so you better appreciate them /lh. (my school doesn’t allow phones but i bring mine to class anyway)

also! i’ll definitely post more pictures in the future because i think this is very cool and also very silly that he exists now in the physical plane. (if ur an artist, feel free to tell me how to make him look better because this was my first time making something like this out of clay and i just don’t like painting very much. if anyone has advice GIMME!!! also i tried making his glasses out of wire but it didn’t turn out well. oops)

anyway i hope you all like the FREAK!!!!!! (affectionate) this was very fun :) i might make borrower basil out of clay for our next free choice project too!! so excited about that!

#anton (real) #<— tag for the clay sculpture cuz it’s funny #if i got caught taking those pictures in class my phone would’ve been taken for over a month LOL my school does not play around #anton oc #my art #YIPPEE!!!!!! #i have a roommate now #if i dissapear one day just assume this guy grew a body and took me away #that’s such a normal thing to think about

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

Haku does not appreciate my God-Pumpkin

#mine #Haku and Pumpkin #this is my cat Haku and my roommates cat Pumpkin 🥲 I love them immensely #I would die for them #pets #pets of tumblr #Haku #spirited away #pumpkin #shes a good pumpkin #probably the best one I know #big cats #cats #cat memes #memes #funny memes #video #meow

[th3wizardoz]

My art (commissioned by @fordprefectsleftshoe)

I’m not procrastinating finishing my bachelor’s degree, why do you ask?

#this is was spurred by one (1) #comment from my roommate #art #artists on tumblr #shitpost #but less in the funny way #and more in the this post is shit way #college #university #dorm #dorm room