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aboutmusiic · 2 years

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Erste Bandwelle für Hurricane & Southside Festival 2023

Wie immer gleichzeitig haben das Hurricane Festival und das Southside Festival ihre ersten Bands für das Jahr 2023 angekündigt. Darunter einiges was gerade so richtig angesagt ist wie beispielsweise Kraftklub die aktuell mit ihrem neuen Album Kargo auf Platz 1 der deutschen Charts stehen und sowieso jede Bühne abreisen. Auch der Kumpel Casper ist ein Garant für mitreißende Shows und zieht…

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attallahmusic · 7 months

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Top 10 July

I won't be writing much about these songs, just know they are bangers and you can find them on my Spotify and Tidal as always.

I'm not much of a Travis fan, but this album is definitely worth a listen.

La bichota coming through with yet another reggaetón banger.

Tainy, who in my mind is the Latin American Metro Boomin, came through with an incredible album featuring an array of Latin artists. Of course, my favourite song on the album is with Bad Bunny.

Caribbean tunes, just right for the summer. If you still have that wherever you are listening from.

Don't know the artist, never heard her before, but she delivers some great afrobeats and vibe on this song.

Spanish trap with Eladio.

Now time for scene change with some soft rock/indie.

I love, love, love this song. JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown scaring the hoes and bringing the beats.

Drake came through with some fucking outta pocket lines in this song, but it's a great bop.

I'm not sure if Nas even sleeps with the amount of music he manages to put out. Either way, enjoy.

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astridexner · 2 years

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Sophie Lindinger hat sich als Mastermind der österreichischen Supergroup My Ugly Clementine den lang gehegten Wunsch erfüllt, mit von ihr hochgeschätzten Musiker_innen zusammen zu arbeiten. Das erste Konzert in Wien war 2019 binnen Stunden ausverkauft, noch bevor die erste Single überhaupt zu hören war. Im Jahr darauf erschien der erste Longplayer der Band, der prompt vom Dachverband der europäischen Independent-Labels als bestes Indie-Album Europas ausgezeichnet wurde. Nun kann auch das Konzert zum Album endlich stattfinden. Aus diesem freudigen Anlass treffen wir Sophie Lindinger zum Interview.

Zuerst erschienen am 1. Juni 2022 im WUK Magazin und im WUK Programmfolder.

#wuk magazin #2022 #interview #sophie lindinger #my ugly clementine

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noahmullariii · 21 days

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the most average-looking utterly pathetic man and some fucking extraterrestrial personality trapped in a majestic human body

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grvekppr · 1 month

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it’s so preppy in here

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natugood · 5 months

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I have incomprehensible thoughts rn about how many classic American folk songs are kinda fucked up (and many are "sanitized" for modern listening to be less fucked up), and it's wild that we just, teach these songs to children without any context or anything? like, clementine is about a miner's daughter DROWNING TO DEATH as he watches helplessly? Old folks at home is a fucking RACIST AF ass song written by a white dude in the perspective of a slave who has been freed who misses his life on a plantation? when John Henry was sang by miners it often had ad-libbed, graphic lyrics about having sex with women at the end of the work day (as a way to motivate themselves and get them through the hell that was mining in the 1800s), and a lot of our modern versions are just super sanitized? like I get its hard to explain a lot of that shit to kids but like, its often never revisited and those songs are just left as sanitized, incoherent childhood introductions to America when they actually all have great amounts of value and history when put into context!!

#I will die on this hill that American folk music is an important part of history and it makes me sad it gets left behind and sanitized #its original meaning should not be incomprehensible and forgotten. even if it is extremely ugly and vile; or even if its really dark and sa #like in order for the country to reconcile with its evil and paiiiinful past we need to ACKNOWLEDGE IT and stop trying to sanitize it #anyways. fun facts clementine was a favorite song of mine as a child and I still hold it near and dear to my heart. and dont get me STARTED #ON OLD FOLKS AT HOME #that song is soooo racist but I learned it in a cello positions book so I didn't know the lyrics or context for YEARS after I learned it #and I always thought it was such a hauntingly beautiful song cause musically IT IS. SO GOOD.#but goddamn when I found out the lyrics and the context I was so fucking mad. thats some awful fucked up bullshit like I cant even begin #and idk it makes me upset to think about the context but also I think it really important we recognize that was really the true atmosphere #at the time and that was our country. Stephen foster is an American folk legend and he wrote that awful racist song. he is great at his art #form but is not separate from his place in time. he was a racist even if he was progressive at that moment in hisotry.#and that is our country. and idk like I think that that adds even more pain to that song and it makes it even more painful to listen to #and thats why we need to not forget it and listen to it to fucking remember and acknowledge how we got here and what we came from #I hate that song and I love that song but I hate it and ughhhhh I wish I hadn't learned it on cello and loved the melody for years #cause its gross af. but also like #its where we came from so I shouldn't hate our history cause thats ignorant and not productive #anwyays #googoogajoob

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cassiefisherdrake · 1 year

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Nothing has helped me get over as much internalized fatphobia (of the 'anyone can be fat and that's fine... except for ME' variety) like having an OC who is fat that I am obsessed with. My main Guardian, Nova-3, is fat and also strong as FUCK, and like, damn. That shit is so powerful that it's contagious. If this character who lives in my brain can be fat and strong and love her body to the point that she decided to have her exo body built the same way, then maybe I can love the fat on my body too.

#our little lives don’t count at all!#clementine desseaux is her 'body type' claim in my head. her mixed with a weight lifter because Stronk.#for reference I'm probably average build #I wouldn't describe myself as fat or probably even overweight most of the time #EXCEPT that the socially-trained part of my brain is convinced that any bit of fat I DO have is evil and bad and ugly due to internalized #fatphobia because society sucks that way #I almost never think about my body at all except for the occasional self-oriented fat-shaming because I do have a little bit of a tummy #but the longer I think about and play Nova and her relationship to her body #the less I find I'm shaming myself. if anything I find myself appreciative on occasion outside of my typical body-neutral feelings #it is a VERY welcome relief

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hockybish · 8 months

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The New Baby

I Hughes!sister au I

Lola Clementine Hughes was born on the last day of 2004, a little over one year and three months after her older brother Luke. She was the cutest little baby in the nursery with her big eyes and dark hair, she very much looked like her brothers.

The day after she was born, her brothers were anxiously waiting to meet her. A family member brought them to the hospital to the first meeting.

The boys had just been lectured by their father that they needed to be quiet because she had little ears with sensitive hearing. Jack had been held back out of the room a few minutes longer than Quinn had been because he was just too excited bouncing off the walls to meet the little girl. But once he had gotten into the room all of the warnings he had been given went straight out the window.

"I want to hold her! It's my turn!" Jack excitedly shouted entering the room where his mother and sister were in.

"Jack what did we just get done talking about? Lower your voice please." Jim followed his second child into the room. He held onto the very sleepy little Luke who most likely moments from falling asleep.

"Sorry dad." Jack gave his father the cheeky little grin that he was know to give when he was in trouble. Turning his stride into a run, he went over to Quinn sitting in the recliner to check out the newest addition to his family.

"Why is she so ugly?" The three year old future hockey superstar scrunched his face in disgust peering over the armrest of chair to get a glimpse of the small creature his brother was holding.

The new baby was all wrinkly and absolutely not cute what so ever like everyone had been telling him. Jack didn't get why everyone was so in love with her. He didn't recall Luke being that wrinkly or gross looking when he first met him.

"She's not ugly. She's a cute baby. You were an ugly one." Quinn quipped back at his brother, standing up for his baby.

Since he had only been a one year old at the time Jack had been born, he couldn't quite go off of memory at what Jack had looked like, but looking at the multitude of pictures that his parents had taken, he could easily come to the conclusion that his sister was ten times cuter.

"Mommy. Quinn called me ugly." Jack stuck out his lower lip and pouted.

"That's cuz you are." Quinn quipped back.

"Jack are you tattling again?" Ellen gave Jack a stern look. The tattling was issue and they were working on it.

"No!" "Yes!" The brothers said at the same time contradicting each other.

"Baa!" Luke pointed at Lola. Jim nodded and placed him next to Quinn in the chair. He was quickly reminded to be gentle when he patted the tuft of soft dark hair that sat on top of Lola's head.

After a few more minutes of Quinn holding the baby, Jack asked again if he could have his turn of holding the baby.

"She's looking at me!" Jack beamed when the newborn blinked herself awake. Maybe having a sister wasn't going to be too bad. And maybe Quinn was right, she was kind a cute.

"She likes me." He spoke too soon when Lola scrunched her little face and let out a very loud cry. The loud noise made the two older boys jump and Luke to have tears in his own eyes. Ellen was quick to take the baby back and comfort her.

"She doesn't like you. You made her cry." The eldest Hughes child crossed his arms, trying to show how displeased he was that Jack upset her.

"Quinn no. She's just a little hungry. See? She's already happier now." Their mother started to feed Lola with a bottle.

Jack couldn't help but feel bad because this was the fist but surely not the last time he was going to make his baby sister cry.

Age Guide: Quinn = 5, Jack= 3 , Luke = 1

#quinn hughes #jack hughes #luke hughes #lola hughes #hughes!sister au

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sunshinediaz · 8 months

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fuck it friday <3

the 'fuck it' part of this friday is the fact that @eddiediaztho has bullied me into writing a sequel for clementines fic and apparently i can't tell her no so, like, fuck it

tagged by, and oh boy, @watchyourbuck, @jesuisici33, @alyxmastershipper, @eddiediaztho, @diazblunt, @try-set-me-on-fire, @disasterbuckdiaz, and @wikiangela <3

Buck grins, pieces of bright orange meat stuck between his teeth, and says, “Mi media naranja,” with a voice that’s so soft the quiet song from the radio almost eats it up. “Hey, that was pretty—” Eddie starts, stops, and stares at Buck’s messy, crooked grin. His heart beats heavy in his chest, a thud-thud-thud so loud he’s sure Buck must be able to hear. “That means—” “My half orange, right?” Buck interrupts. That smile’s still on his face, aimed right at Eddie, and Eddie doesn’t know what to do with it. It’s so fragile, so delicate, and he doesn’t even feel the acid of the orange in the cuts on his fingers anymore. “I learned the phrase in Brazil.” Eddie swallows around a lump in his throat he’s sure is his heart, shoved up in there at Buck’s use of the tender endearment, and smiles. He loves Buck and Buck loves him, this they both know, and they’re it for one another, this they both know, too, but Eddie didn’t think it would be this soon. “Do you know why that’s said?” he asks, inching around the island between them. He can’t be far from Buck, wants to reach out and touch his boyfriend—rub his thumb over Buck’s birthmark, the color of ripe tangerine, and kiss the taste of orange out of his mouth. “Do you know what it means?” “No.” Buck shakes his head. He looks up at Eddie, open and in awe, like Eddie’s the fucking sun or something—and he’s not, okay. He’s not. That’s Buck. Buck’s the sun and Eddie’s just one of many, millions and billions and trillions and gazillions, sunflowers turned toward him. “Tell me.” “It’s ‘cause every orange is different, so if you split an orange down the middle it’ll only fit back with the other half.” “So, like, stars?” Buck tilts his head, adorable and precious and Eddie’s in love, holy shit. It’s running over him, turning him cold and hot and tingly all at once, and he doesn’t want to get used to this, never ever. “How they say people are made from the same stars but, like, oranges instead.” Eddie laughs, ugly and intense, and nods. “Yeah, baby,” he says, reaching out to press the fat part of his thumb against Buck’s birthmark. It’s his favorite color. “When it’s said like that—mi media naranja—it means something like a soulmate. Something like a husband.” “Oh.” Buck’s blue eyes sparkle; the evening sun shining into the kitchen halos him in gold and orange and pale, faint pink. “That’s nice to know.” “Yeah.” Eddie laughs, a little strangled, and rolls his eyes. “‘Oh.’” Buck grins, teeth clear of orange meat, and grips Eddie’s hips with both hands to bring him closer. “Well, what do you say?” he asks, tipping his head back and looking up at Eddie, all kinds of in love and happy. “Wanna be my half-orange, Eddie?”

something something buck practices his spanish with eddie because he wants to share that with eddie or whatever <3

i think everyone's done this already???? but if not, i'm gonna tag @shitouttabuck and @jeeyuns and @thewolvesof1998 and @honestlydarkprincess and literally whoever else!

#ANOTHER proposal fic? say it ain't so!#it's so lmao #this is all for b tbh but i hope others can enjoy too <3 #tag games

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spacedlexi · 2 months

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Who’s your favourite twdg protagonist?

clem easily but mostly because at the end of the day its Her story. its hard to choose tho because i also love lee and javi very much

lee i mean do i even have to say anything. i love that man. incredible protag and the courage they had to kill off the pc i still think is huge. the ending of S1 is just......................... i mean do i even have to say anything. its so good. still makes me ugly cry every time and thats because of the incredible job they did developing lee and his relationship with clementine. and i like that his ghost haunts the narrative

and javi :) i love him too. after the depression session that is S2 he was such a breath of fresh air. hes like lee 2.0 to me as a protag. well meaning guy who fucked up his own life and also hes a little goofy with it. "oh yeah the cell you threw me in was totally 5 star" i love him. i think his little surrogate uncle/niece relationship he has with clem is also very cute. he lost his niece and she needed someone to help give her a little guidance and support. javi is up there as one of my fave characters of the series with lee and clem

#yes season 3 has problems but also it has javi #replies with lexi #incognito #twdg

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voltstone · 1 month

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i hAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIX MY BLOG.

anyway so longer written-form content's gonna be easier to read now. >:) so i will give the links to my stuff, both essays and the fics i've written in this post.

some of the stuff i wrote a while ago. others are pretty new, like a violet essay.

so enjoy if you want (the keep reading will have all the links).

[Fanfiction]

they adopt a cat named floof | Wednesday

wednesday, for her girlfriend, gets a cat. she finds a way to bypass the “no pet” policy in order to do so. :)

Wenclair

stagger | Wednesday

Enid is her one exception, so Wednesday tries. Again, and again, and again. She gets it right, asking Enid to…not a date. Eventually.

Wenclair

just a bear (or some other wild animal) | Wednesday

“I’ve hibernated with some grizzlies. I know the difference." the story of the time when wednesday slept in a bear cave for a week. she was seven and knew what felt just right.

Back Again | Fallout 4

In other words, Piper Wright walked out of Diamond City with the woman written as the “View from the Vault.” Though, well, the city folk were quick to suspect that there was something else going on between them… And they weren’t wrong. So when Piper walked back into Diamond City without the woman, there was something wrong. Especially the longer she waited on the Publick Occurrences rooftop. Alcohol in her breath. Less shouting and interrogating for interviews. It was all just…wrong.

F!SS x Piper Wright

Bottom Bunk | LWA

With another Samhain Festival celebrated and slept off, Atsuko Kagari finds her room empty of Sucy and Lotte. Yet, she feels the warmth of another girl in her bed. And so a conversation is to be had.

Diakko/Dianakko

toxin | LWA

[toxin] - an antigenic poison or venom of plant or animal origin, especially one produced by or derived from microorganisms and causing disease when present at low concentration in the body. A definition, which, Sucy knows well. It’s why she doesn’t have a heart, nor any sense for what compassion can bring. Although, one night changes things, and maybe—just maybe—Akko proves Sucy otherwise.

Suakko

Sphynx | LWA

Sucy didn’t care about an hour of transformative magic, nor that it was supposed to be “fun” and all about “finding your inner animal.” Well, companion animal, which really meant cats and dogs because…magic. Or something stupid. And Sucy was left cold and huddled underneath a curtain because she was this ugly naked chicken gremlin? …okay, maybe she did care a little bit.

Suakko

Burning a Cauldron | LWA

Chariot is always one to sleep in—which, frankly, irritates Anne to no end (being the early, responsible bird, after all). However…the early, responsible bird notices that this morning is different.

Finnelariot

She's a Peach, an Apricot | LWA

Amanda didn’t expect this. Lotte didn’t either. One burned of passion, a slip of carnality, yet not the words to reach the other so well-spoken. And the other, all the words in the world, from her books, yet not the body that could easily decipher what she wanted.

Amalotte

[Fandom Essays]

…so about that clementine comic: a (very long, sorry) essay | TWDG

Discussion on TWDG & canonicity, pre-comic full release

…about the clementine comic (again): why is she illiterate? | TWDG

Discussion on how weird the comic is about Clementine's knowledge and understanding of her own world (medically/medicinally and linguistically).

ERICSON'S WALLFLOWER: or bpd as a twdg fandom essay, & violet's analysis | TWDG

Exploration and deconstruction of Violet's character in regards to BPD, BPD as a disorder (with experiences pulled from my own), and how stigma gets in the way of understanding both.

Or or I am feral and am still frothing at the mouth over this character plz people appreciate violet 🥺🥺

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thewolvesof1998 · 4 months

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Created by @mostlyinthemorning

Day Eleven pt. 10 (Because I couldn't choose)

mi media naranja by oklahoma @malewifediaz

the side effects of eating too many clementines by oklahoma

It’s a testament to the deep fondness Eddie has for Buck that he doesn’t even bat an eye when Buck shows up at his house at one in the afternoon with a box full of oranges in his hands. He’s grinning like a fool, ugly and goofy and crooked, haloed by the sun behind his big head, and something deep in Eddie’s tummy shifts. He’s used to it. That always happens when Buck’s smiling like he is right now, all child-like and full of joy and wildness, so unrelentingly kind and free that no amount of ruin or rot can take it away from him. He’s bigger and stronger and tougher and brighter than even the Library of Alexandria, and that was one of the greatest wonders of the world. Buck’s a wonder of the world, then. The most wonderful, maybe. - Eddie realizes he’s in love with Buck while they’re in the kitchen, of all places.

the art of peeling mandarins for the one you love by oklahoma

“I’m asking you to be my husband.” Eddie sighs, straddling Buck’s thighs and sitting down on Buck’s big, cushiony lap. It’s his second favorite seat, after the recliner Athena bullied him into buying when his ribs broke in the overpass collapse. “Buck—” “And it makes sense, you know?” Buck cuts in, gripping Eddie’s thighs and pulling him in. Eddie can feel all of him, through the thin layers separating them. “I mean, I sat here and I watched you peel an orange for me ‘cause I can’t do it the way you do and in the time it took you to separate the sections I fell in love with you all over again.” - Buck asks Eddie to marry him in the kitchen, of all places.

There's not much to say other than Amanda's writing makes me actually feral (if you want proof look at the comments I leave on her fics- actually insane for the writing) and I want to devour her brain so I can write like her. I recommend every single one of her fics but these two are just to die for.

Rules: Every day for 12 days in December, choose a fandom work from any fandom from 2023 that you loved. It can be anything you like - a gifset, a drabble, fanart, a fic, or just a post that made you laugh.

Reblog the post and add a comment or tags about why you love it.

Tag your post with #12 days of fandom

tagging: @hippolotamus @exhuastedpigeon @steadfastsaturnsrings @monsterrae1 @pirrusstuff @spotsandsocks @buddierights @jamespearce9-1-1 and anyone else who wants to participate (it's never too late!)

#9-1-1 #buddie #buddie fic #evan buckley #eddie diaz #fic recs #12 days of fandom joy

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mosneakers · 7 months

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Clementine: My little Brickie-boo treats us so good. Auntie loves you so much, you handsome devil, you!

Brick: [Bone-crushing wolf squeeze]

[Salem and Yellow bickering about something insignificant]

Clementine: [To Donna] Thank you so much for letting us do this. Despite sour-puss and her attitude over there, we're really looking forward to this chapter of our life. I'm so excited to finally get my dream windows!! [Tears forming]

Donna: No, thank you Clementine, really! We sure could use the extra hands around the house, what with Seymour's condition, and Brick has been really itching to build again.

Brick: Plus y'all are paying me way more than my crappy minumum wage job ever would.

Salem: We're surprised your dingleberry of a dad even let us hire you. I assumed he'd find something wrong with it.

Yellow: Hey, as long as the simoleons were obtained legally, I have no problem with it.

Salem: [Prolonged silence]

Yellow: What? Salem: ... Yellow: [Awkward chuckle] Why are you looking at me like that?

Salem: Sorry, it's just that you're just so fucking ugly. It's hard to fathom we're twins sometimes.

#ts4 #ts4 story #ts4 gameplay #MD4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #MD4season10 #Donna Darling #GIF #Yellow Darling #Seymour Darling #Clementine Darling #Brick Darling #siiiiigh #trying to censor Salem Darling will always prove futile ><#Salem Darling

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wa-royal-tea · 1 year

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Alfina’s First Meeting Post

Seri Palace, Britania (11:57pm)

Clementine: You need to stop tossing and turning and go to bed, Lina.

Catalina: Leave me alone, Clem. I can’t believe the wedding is tomorrow. My hands are sweating just thinking about it!

Clementine: It’s not gonna take a long time. You just get ready, go to the cathedral, do the whole vow thingy, and bam! You can go home.

Indirah: You forgot the reception tomorrow night.

Clementine: Oh, that too.

Catalina: I’m not kidding, Clem. I swear I feel like my heart is about to pop out of my chest. I thought I was ready for tomorrow but I...I don’t know anymore.

Nora: Are you getting cold feet?

Clementine: Yeah, are you having second thoughts now? You want to bail?

Catalina: Can I? I mean, it’s not too late for us to just elope, right?

Indirah: Well, the guests are already here. It’s kinda too late for that.

Catalina:...

Clementine: Take a deep breath, Lina. You can do this. You’ve went through a lot of things to get to this point. If you can survive this wedding, you can do anything.

Nora: Clem’s right. And besides, you have us. We’re gonna make sure your wedding will go smoothly without any hitch.

*door knocked*

Catalina: Who’s that?

Indirah: I don’t know. Wait here, I’ll get it.

Indirah: *gasps* What the hell are you doing here? You’re not supposed to see her until the wedding!

Alfie: It’s past midnight, technically the two days rule has passed.

Indirah: Are you crazy? Do you want to curse your wedding? Go back to your room!

Catalina: Who is it, Dira?

Indirah: It’s Alfie.

Clementine: What the—tell him to go to bed. They can’t meet until tomorrow morning.

Indirah: You hear that? Go to your room. Now.

Alfie: I just want to talk to her. I promise it won’t be long. Hell, if you want it, I’ll just stay outside the room. We can talk through the door.

Clementine: *groans* Damn it. Why is he so stubborn?

Catalina:...it’s okay. We can talk.

Nora: But Lina—

Catalina: We’ll do it through the door. You guys can go to sleep. It’s getting late.

Clementine: Are you sure?

Catalina: Yeah. Maybe I’ll calm down after talking to him.

Clementine: Well, okay then. We’ll leave first. Come on, Nora.

Clementine: Don’t get any funny ideas, Alfie. I forbid you from crossing into this room.

Alfie: *chuckles* Yes, ma’am.

*door closes*

Alfie: Lina? You there?

Catalina: Y-yeah. Why did you come here?

Alfie: I just want to check on you. How are you feeling?

Catalina: Nervous. I think the AC is on max but I’ve been sweating non-stop.

Alfie: *chuckles* Same.

Catalina: You’re nervous too?

Alfie: Hell yeah, I am. Tomorrow’s our big day. I feel like I’m going to shit myself just thinking about tomorrow.

Catalina: *laughs* I guess we’re both feeling the same.

Alfie: I guess so.

Alfie: Y’know, I still feel like this is a dream. It felt like it was just yesterday when I first met you at the throne room.

Catalina: You were a brat back then. And you’re so mean to me too.

Alfie: Well, you were mean to me too. What was it that you said? My “stupid green eyes” is ugly?

Catalina: You called me ugly first.

Alfie: That’s because you said my face looked funny when I said your name sounds like a cat.

Catalina: We’re even then.

Alfie: *chuckles* Fine. You win.

Alfie: Do you think child Alfie and Lina would ever thought they’d get married when they grow up?

Catalina: *laughs* I’m pretty sure they’d throw up to even think about being in the same room.

Alfie: Damn, our child selves were so dramatic. I think we fought a lot when we were kids.

Catalina: It’s not that bad. We have our non-fighting moments.

Alfie: Really?

Catalina: Yeah. Like that one time when you stood up for me from Gideon.

Child!Gideon: How dare you! My grandfather will hear about this!

Child!Alfie: Go ahead. Go and tattle to your grandpa. Tell him what you did to Lina too while you’re at it.

Alfie: He was a prick.

Catalina: But you got in trouble for that.

Alfie: And I don’t regret it. Seriously, we were both Crown Princes back then but even I’m not as bratty as he was. He was a tyrant.

Catalina: *giggles* Sure, Mr. “I’m the future King, I’ll throw you in jail.”

Alfie: Urgh, don’t remind me of that. I’m so embarrassed everytime I think about what I said to you back then.

Catalina: Don’t be. It’s cute. Tiny Alfie was threatening everyone he knows with that.

Alfie: Don’t make fun of me.

Catalina: *laughs* Okay, your royal highness.

Alfie: *sighs* Thank you for accepting my proposal, Lina. And thank you for staying with me through everything. I’ve put you through a lot but you’re still here with me.

Catalina: Well, I’m going to be compensated very well in the future when I become your Queen.

Alfie: *laughs* That’s fair.

Alfie: I should get going. We have to wake up early tomorrow.

Catalina: Oh, yeah. Thanks for coming to see me, Alfie. I feel better now.

Alfie: No problem. I needed to calm my nerves too. That’s why I came here. Talking to you made me feel better.

Catalina: You’re such a sweet talker.

Alfie: Only to you, my dear.

Alfie: Goodnight, Lina.

Catalina: Goodnight.

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cabbagegunk · 11 months

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Apples Apricot Banana Blackberry Blueberry Boysenberry Canary Melon Cantaloupe Casaba Melon Cherimoya Cherry Christmas Melon Clementine Cranberry Crenshaw Melon

Currants Dates (tree dried only) Dragon Fruit Durian (purchase cut) Figs Gooseberry Grapes Grapefruit Guava Honeydew Melon Horned Melon Jack Fruit Jujube Kiwi Kumquat

Lemon Lime Loganberry Longan Loquat Lychee Mandarin Mango Mangosteen Mamoncillo Minneola Musk Melon Nance Nectarine Orange

Blood Orange Papaya Passion Fruit Peach Pear Persimmon Pineapple Plum Pomegranate Prickly (cactus) Pear Pommelo Pulasan Rambutan Raspberries Satsuma

Soursop Star Fruit (Carambola) Strawberry Tamarillo Tangelo Tangerine Ugli fruit Watermelon

this list of alphabetized common fruits has been sitting in my inbox for like a week. happy pride month anon???

#anon #bewildered tbh #cabbagetalk #long post

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creoterative · 11 months

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Uhm... I made another one.

Yeeesss, I know, my finals for this semester are coming up, but leave me some freetime xD

Anyway, my best friend sent me another bunch of funny things kids in kindergarten said and I made another TWDG kids template out of it.

So there.

Enjoy! Xd

PS: I had to rewrite some of them because she gave those to me in german and they wouldn't make sense in english, so... excuse the Florida comment xD

Minnie: "I have a unicorn at home! But I ripped out the horn, so it's a not-so-much-corn now."

Sophie: "I always read books at home, my favorite book is Justin Bieber!"

Louis: "My parents have a swing in their bedroom, it must be so much fun, but I'm never allowed to play with it." (...That was disturbing, send help to the poor boy.)

Duck: *talking about future jobs* "I wanna be a whale!"

Ruby: "Yes, I love Spargel! Oh, what's that?" (It was at this moment, that the little girl learned, Spaghetti and Spargel aren't the same. And for my english friends, Spargel is Asparagus.)

Clementine: "Mommy had a baby yesterday! But it is a little bit ugly."

Marlon: *to the new young woman working there* "My dad said everyone needs a job when they grow up. Why don't you have one?"

Mitch: "Remember when you said that I'm not allowed to play with the water in the sink anymore? *soaked from head to toe* "Because I don't."

Louis: "I don't like cucumbers that grow." ( what .)

Willy: "Did you know, that eggs break apart when you throw them? By the way, where is the cleaning set?"

Brody: "You can't play with us, you don't like coffee!" Violet: "But you never drank coffee either!" Brody: "But I like it, because momma likes it!"

Tenn: "You're my kokong." (He meant Cousin.)

Marlon: "I want my reflection to be alive as well, I want to play with it. That's so unfair!" (He didn't understand the concept of twins yet.)

Violet: "I'd eat that very gladly. I just don't want to."

Willy: *after being asked to help clean up the mess* "No thank you, I like it better this way."

Marlon: "Your pants are ugly." Mitch: "You're wearing the same." (And then Marlon threw a tantrum because he felt insulted.)

Aasim: "I have a bunny at home. But sometimes it changes colour." (Again, Aasim are you okay?)

Louis: "My goldfish went to Atlantis today!" (It died.)

Marlon: "My uncle has no eyes, so he got a dog with eyes. I don't want my eyes either, I want a puppy!"

Clementine: "How long does a strawberry tree grow?"

Mitch: "If bears gotta go for little boys, they pee in their fur."

Louis: "I'm there in a second. Geez, I hate it when people say that, what KIND of second, a long or a short one?!"

Violet: "Tastes ugly."

Ruby: "You need to go home, you have 124 meters fever!"

Sophie: "If you destroy my picture, I'll get world destruction!"

Aasim: "I have to computer now."

Louis: "My tummy feels yucky, can you call my mother in law?"

Marlon: "What do you have there?" Louis: "A cough drop!" Marlon: "Woah, I want a tough drop too!"

Ruby: "I lost my fuck in the sandbox, momma!" (She was talking about her toy truck.)

Minnie: "My mom has circus disturbance." (She meant circular disturbance.)

Omar: "Today I have fish sticks with potato pudding!"

Brody: "Look, I'm a mermaid! Now I only need a fork!"

Marlon: "Why is that man shaving the lawn?"

Louis: "But I already ate all my cousins!" (It's raisins, Louis.)

Ruby: "My grandma is in the animal shelter because she can't walk anymore." (Her grandma went into retirement.)

Willy: "My grandpa is magnetic too!" (His grandpa had a prosthetic leg.)

Duck: "My dad is special too, he's from Florida!"

Mitch: "I want more pregnant stamps." Ms. Martin: "...What?" Mitch: "I'm still hungry." Ms. Martin: "Ah, yes, you can have more ravioli."

Duck: "Can I have more weed?" (He meant arugola.)

Sophie: "I only got one motivation left for cleaning up, so I'll hurry."

Louis: "I got a bikini!" (It's a kiwi, Louis.)

Marlon: "Does the CD player google the songs first or why is it taking so long?"

Clementine: "My baba brought me today." Duck: "Huh? I thought you could only eat them?" (...He thought she meant a banana.)

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