“Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring it back up, here we go. That kid that shot up the University of Santa Barbara a couple of years ago -- I know, it’s hard to keep them straight, America, but this one was different, because this kid wrote a whole manifesto about how women don’t pay attention to him and don’t sleep with him and this is what they deserve. That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta, he had a whole interview about how women don’t sleep with him and he’s alone and this is what they deserve. So this next part, I’m going to be as clear as possible, because this is a Netflix special, and what I say next will be translated into hundreds of languages, and I want to be succint and I want to be loud and I want to be clear, so here we go. Gentlemen, if you are not having sex, and we are not talking a dry spell, we’re not talking you’re a little shy, we’re not talking “Your Aunt Sheila did a number on me, I gotta take a knee”. We’re not talking you swiped right, she had a tail, you didn’t know it till the Awesome Blossom came. We are talking, if you don’t have sex and the narrative of your life is that you are not having sex because women are bitches, women are whores, you’re a nice guy and you deserve better -- that is nature’s way of saying you should not be having sex for you failed to adapt and evolve and there should be no more of your kind. If you can’t figure it out. And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do. Some men are reserved, I get that. I’m a girl, I’m not one of you. And you don’t know, “I don’t want to cheer for that. Bros before hos, I’m leaving behind my guys. I can’t do that.” Yes, leave them! Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken! They’re giving you a bad name. We believe you are good. Come with us for snacks and sex and good looking babies. And gentlemen, if it still makes you uncomfortable, I get it. It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that idea from a man... named Charles Darwin. You can Wikipedia it, okay? It’s just evolution and adapting.”
-- Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever 2022 Netflix Special
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Let's say — hypothetically — someone DOES NOT want to support Netflix, but DOES want to watch some of their stand-up comedy specials.
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Like, is there a cure for that?
I've heard about resources for lots of different kinds of streaming content. Movies, anime, TV series, whatever. It's crazy how much y'all have found out there on the webz.
Never seen ANY resource like those for stand-up comedy, though. Which is interesting.
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Kath and Kel are the goals of relationships I mean she just crumbles when Kel fights someone saying Kel don't hurt him! No you're too strong Kel! He's the hulk!! Oh no!!! HES GOING GREEEEEENNN and it's actually a 50 yo man against a 30 yo
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Exclusive Interview: Mae Martin on their Netflix comedy special SAP "I’m glad it feels inviting - there’s so much darkness in the world that it’s nice to create a warmer space"
Canadian comedian, writer, and actor, Mae Martin makes their hilarious and unexpectedly poignant hour-long comedy special debut with SAP, launching globally on Netflix on Tuesday, March 28th, 2023. Directed by Abbi Jacobson, the wide-ranging set—filmed last December at the Vogue Theater in Vancouver, Canada—sees Mae reflect on their childhood memories, a mythical moose encounter, socializing…
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Colin Farrell wins the Golden Globes award for best actor in a comedy movie for The Banshees of Inisherin
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John Mulaney: Baby J (dir. Alex Timbers).
It’s been an tumultuous few years for John Mulaney. He comically sums up his highly-publicized struggles with addiction and the unhealthy interest in his personal life or supposed “good guy” public image. Originally toured under the title “From Scratch”, the comedian’s latest stand-up comedy special tackles our obsession with celebrity culture and parasocial relationships with famous people in a blisteringly funny manner.
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Just watched the new Gabriel Iglesias Netflix special, and I loved it.
The bit about Starbucks had me audibly cackling too.
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Need suggestions for comedians who don’t suck and have Netflix specials 🥴
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Christina P: Mom Genes | Official Trailer | Netflix
Christina P: Mom Genes | Official Trailer | Netflix
Christina P is back and better than ever in her new Netflix comedy special Mom Genes. No detail is too intimate as Christina hilariously shares the trials and tribulations of motherhood, marriage, and everything in between. Filmed at the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Christina P: Mom Genes premieres globally on Netflix this Mother’s Day, May 8th, 2022.
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hear me out. Dark & Back to the Future represent exactly opposite ends of the Time Travel Media Spectrum.
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Catherine Tate is pretty good looking as a man 👀
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Exclusive Interview: stand-up comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle on Hannah Gadsby's Gender Agenda Netflix special "I've never met anyone as sensitive as a straight dude - they'll cry over anything!"
Portland, Oregon based stand-up comedian Mx. Dahlia Belle is one of the standout performers in an exciting lineup of seven genderqueer comics in Hannah Gadsby’s Gender Agenda, curated and hosted by Gadsby, shot at London’s iconic Alexandra Palace last year. In October 2021, Belle wrote an open letter published in The Guardian to one of the comedy heroes of her youth entitled, “Dear Dave…
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Hey Tumblr, there's a new historical/period comedy series on Netflix which you will love! It's called 1670! It's about Polish nobility and their peasant-thralls. However, Netflix is not promoting it to international audiences, bc it's Polish, even though there are subtitles available in so many languages!
It has:
Great Humour
Amazing Polish Folk Music
Historical Costumes that are not Western!
CANON LESBIANS
One of the said lesbians is a repressed lesbian w religious trauma & the subplot lasts longer than one episode
Priest Jakub
A really good combination of making historical and ahistorical jokes
And much more!
Seriously, give it a watch bc I'd hate to see only my Polish mutuals watch it, it's new, it's fresh, it's witty, not another remake, and it shows another culture & history! (aren't you tired of watching yet another show on the English monarchy, then 1670 is there for ya)
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