#not child appropriate

[hotspurpercy]

i'm usually very suspicious of retellings, yet reading le morte darthur for class has got me thinking.... prettyhands...

#judith.txt #i hate the modern saturation of retellings and reboots #AND YET #sir beaumains/prettyhands tempts me #is this because of the morte darthur cds i used to listen to on long car journeys when i was little #not child appropriate #the collapse of camelot filled me with dread enough to make me cry #but i'm afraid the way they told that story stuck with me #and there are some interesting titbits in le morte

[thatdeadaquarius]

GREETINGS! How are you doing? I've been practically gobbling up your posts (there very tasty)

Ok so hear me out- I've seen a couple posts like this but imagine-

The almighty all powerful wise creator isss

✨️A literal child✨️

Thanks for hearing me out! For you ->->❤️

Baby you taking on the world aw

DAMN SORRY FOR TAKING FOREVER!! i started fics before i answered my askbox :/

Aw i fucking love child reader stuff,

Lots of isekai animes/manhwa/manga do it and i eat that shit up everytime-

I also deeply appreciate when its not done creepily, like being turned 8 again, and having crushes on others who are... yknow, actually 8 yrs old or sm fucked up shit, like even if its 16 yr olds that doesnt make it any better, bc the protag will actually be like,, actually 20?!?!💀 the straights r wild man, i feel like it happens either way too, like its usually a male MC but thats just bc theyre more common tbh, like regardless of gender of protag 🥲

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Sun: Child God Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Short Headcanons

Stars: Mondstadt ppl bc i don't show them i love them enough

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: none known & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment any I missed. /gen

Klee has recruited converted you to throwing bombs with her.

You are the only leash on that child too and the only thing standing between Jean and full head of gray hair. 💀

Kaeya doesn’t know whether he’s endlessly worried or endlessly amused that the most powerful god is currently a child

if Jean isnt freaking out over ur whereabouts, Diluc is instead, and worst case scenario, Noelle/Lisa/Albedo is in charge of you

and YES someone has to look out for you, bc ur ass will just start making a hot springs spot like ur in ur teapot or smth in dragonspine (Albedo was fascinated it stayed warm despite the weather so he let you make it/enjoy it before asking u to restore natural order lol)

(Albedo has definitely asked to study you and, unfortunately for Jean, asked u to demonstrate several powers u have)

You do work as a lucky charm for Bennett tho so he does babysit u sometimes

it mostly consists of Fischl, Benny, and Razor “adventuring” by trying to do smth like who can jump on the Anemo slimes and ride them around longest

(the answer is you btw, u managed to get a small fleet of them to bus you around, the teens were simultaneously terrified running around below u to catch you and also amazed)

Noelle is so happy making toddler you all the pancakes you can eat, Sucrose had to stop her from going overboard and not just listening completely to kids when it comes to food

She is now very concerned with making you a balanced diet, tho she will still make u an ungodly tall stack of pancakes every now and then <3

They kind of all equally provide for you, obv ur their god, and ur a literal cutie patootie child, they cant just leave you

(also u might like move a mountain or change the weather or smth if they don't watch you so most are a little paranoid of that too)

Lisa gets u all kinds of cute outfits, still stuff you'd like, but definitely snuck in some sumeru looking clothing lol

Fischl lends you all kinds of books to read, Bennett shows u all the cool views in the city and outside of it (when Jean lets him get away with taking u that far), and Razor…

Razor brings you to Andrius and the wolf pack for a wolf pack party and gives u all kinds of shiny trinkets he’d collected for you

Diluc/Jean/Noelle/Eula nearly had a heart attack when they found out

Amber lets you have all the piggyback rides you want lol

she even managed with her own crafting powers (and your probably editing the game code or smth) she somehow makes a reinforced glider with a small harness on the back for you to glide with her

(Venti has definitely helped for some fun flights by boosting the winds for you two)

SPEAKING OF BARBATOS

ur absolutely spoiled rotten by him (and Dvalin, and Andrius, and the wind sprites)

if this god had money he’d spend it on wine and you lol

takes u flying all the time, any time, would drop everything to go to Mondstadt wilds and use his archon form wings to take you wherever you wanna go

tries to bring u to Angel’s Share but Diluc nearly hits him on the head with a wine bottle and brings you back home after kicking Venti out and giving you grape juice (yes you get all you want, within a healthy amount)

anyway the most important part abt you being a god and child is that you can now fulfill your childhood dreams of riding a dragon whenever you want

(one way to quickly get Mondstadt citizens to trust Dvalin again was just constantly seeing him flying overhead, occasionally seeing a small child on his back also helped lol)

(neither you nor Venti tell Jean you ride Dvalin and keep it an active secret from her.)

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srry i took so long! i hope u liked my hot mess of writing (i think its even sloppier than usual bc of all the fic writing full sentences lately)

and if not, I'm sorrryyy 😭😭

I'm focusing on getting thru a haul of asks before getting around to posting that Eldritch AU Part 2 if anyone reads this :)

hope u guys are have a great weekend, thanks for all the birthday wishes!! :D

Safe Travels Anon,

💀♒

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@kiyomi-uchiha777

#genshin imagines #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #gender neutral reader #my asks #aqua asks #genshin impact sagau #sagau child reader #genshin child reader #genshin god reader #tiny burst of an ask bc that felt appropriate #more to come today and next few days #THANK YOU FOR THE ASK ANON <33 #:)

[sunshinem0ths]

was possessed to draw them after a year of being dirkjake clean it's so over

#also I said I was gonna draw this post as them talking abt brobot but I thought lil hal was more appropriate #dirk at the beginning of act 6: ah yes my auto responder hes essentially my child gotta let that lil man roam free #dirk like 2/3rds of the eay through act six: i want this freak obliterated #homestuck #home3stuck #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #lil hal #my art #dirkposting

[youredreamingofroo]

Inner child

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"I know you were tired- So many hours of your days were spent being small, holding yourself together in the corner. Some days you could muster up a smile... Other days you could hardly get out of bed. It was all wrong. You were just a kid."

[ Transcript under the cut <3 ]

Panel 1 : I remember how sad you were

Panel 2 : You'd go to the bathroom every morning and cry.

Panel 3 : You were angry. But too feeble from neglect to express it.

Panel 4 : And even when you changed yourself to be above them, or to be among them. You were prey. A target.

Panel 5 : I still remember how sad I was. I remember every course of rage in my veins

Panel 6 : Eventually desperation took over. To fit in was to be same. To be same was to be free of the heckling.

Panel 7 : But all along you and I were always going to be different from the crowd.

Panel 8 : I'm sorry it took this long. But everything is okay now. I've learnt to love our differences from the crowd.

Panel 9 : I did this. I did this all for you. But you'll never know that. You'll never know why it was wrong to be treated that way. You'll never know peace.

Panel 10 : I was just a kid. / I'm just a kid.

#tw : child neglect mention #< ?? appropriate tw? I... dont know #also just wanna preface that this isn't about death the kid is just younger roo :) #This set of renders was lowkey detrimental to my mental health 💀💀 I cried like 10 times and had to take 2 or 3 breaks to- #-keep myself together #i cried so hard i gave myself a migraine and triggered my heart palps alksdjh #inner child stuff always gets me #Roo #Roo* #blender render #render #simblr #ts4 #ts4 simblr #sims 4 #sims 4 render

[grxceful-ly]

peter bringing mayday with him to do spider stuff because yeah, he had things to live for before--but now he has a child and he is going to raise this child and be there for her and maybe if she’s there, strapped to his chest, he’ll be more careful. he’ll consider his life almost as precious as hers. maybe bringing mayday to work is a precaution. 

#disclaimer: it's like 2am and i don't know what i just wrote because my brain won't function enough to read it over again #i also have read like zero spiderman comics so if this doesn't make sense because canon already speaks on it #i'm sorry #atsv spoilers #spiderman: across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #mayday #i am having thoughts #PLEASE BLOCK APPROPRIATE TAGS IF YOU DON"T WANNA BE SPOILED PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU #miles morales #into the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman spoilers #this thought came about because i think swinging around with a child is the stupidest/coolest thing ever #and i feel like peter wouldn't do it without a reason #anyway sorry for the random change in fandoms i saw the movie tonight and it was fantastic #also #catch me crying in the theatre because peter wants his daughter to turn out like miles #OKAY IM DONE SPAMMING THE TAGS NOW BYE #across the spiderverse spoilers #spiderman across the spiderverse

[ctrlseacat]

he’s just a proud dad of three boys 

#SPREADING MY DIASOMNIA FAMILY AGENDA #so funny that silver is a middle child. yea #and sebek being the baby makes a lot of sense tbh they put up w him bc hes the youngest #ALSO OLDER BROTHER MALLEUS ..... AARRRRRRGHHHHHH #he literally calls them his baby brothers just to tease them. they are like malleus please we are at school that is not appropriate rn . #and hes like ok. goodbye little brothers and zwoops away #diasomia #twst #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart #malleus draconia #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #my art

[marzipanandminutiae]

please. for the love of god. talk to your kid who enjoys reading classic children's literature about phrases like "pride comes before a fall" and what they do and do not mean

or else they will end up 30 and mentally ill and convinced that being Too Content/Confident/Happy will make bad things happen to them or their loved ones

#personal #classic lit #[drug PSA voice] talk to your child about the 19th-century glorification of self-deprecating behavior #logically I know that phrase is about being cocky/overly confident to the point where you assume you're infallible #and thus make mistakes #but like. the moralistic Victorian children's book brainrot has convinced me that #some sort of Higher Power will punish me in a poetically appropriate way for the 'sin' of [checks notes] enjoying my life #that's not to say you shouldn't READ those books! they're often quite good! #but. there are things to talk about in them for parents. this and also the Bigoted AttitudesTM that sometimes pop up

[merrysithmas]

me when someone says luke is a bad teacher and made grogu "choose" btw being a jedi and his dad:

what he did was ensure grogu could one day be a jedi AND have his dad now!!!

#bruh.... #he said grogu's HEART wasnt in it #then created a child-appropriate scenario where grogu would be free to choose his dad with no ill will #realizing of course the love between grogu and din and feeling compassion as he loved and misses his own father so dearly #and he has a new Order where he will allow those attachments #only to hope one day (perhaps even after his own death) grogh would return to complete his trainjng #KNOWING he would never be able to do so if he isnt ALLOWED TO LOVE HIS DAD NOW WHILE HE HAS HIM #which was the OPPOSITE OF THE OLD ORDER AND THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE JEDI DID TO ANAKIN AND SHMI #luke skywalker is WISE and compassionate #he totally understood grogu #he said you may never see the mandalorian again- your training may take you elsewhere your bond may be frayed #and its true #maybe din would die on his own without grogu's help #which would have happened several times already in s1-2 #LUKE GETS IT #anyway #dinluke #luke skywalker #i mean im not defending favloni bc they have no idea what theyre doing #but i dont think this was ooc as per luke's outlook on his new jedi ordee #order #din grogu #what he did was ENSURE GROGU COULD HAVE THE JEDI AND HIS DAD!!!

[nuttynutcycle]

Prompt 416

"Wow." The hero gave a low whistle, staring up at the villain's new lair. "That's some tower."

The sidekick swiveled their binoculers. "Probably filled with booby traps and security guards."

"It's so big." The hero hadn't looked away from the mesmerizing - and bulging - top of the tower. "Freud would say he's compensating for something."

#my writing #writing #prompt #writing prompt #hero #hero villain prompt #villain #heroes and villains #hero x villain #funny prompts #sidekick #its fine #definitely child appropriate #dont worry about it #👍

[fairweathermyth]

MR. SUNSHINE + episode two [Dong-mae introduction]

#tvedit #mrsunshineedit #kdramaedit #perioddramaedit #mr. sunshine #goo dong-mae #gu dong-mae #yoo yeon-seok #made by carolyn #really appreciating this character intro on rewatch #so appropriate for THE number one edgelord on the show #to be like... i HAVE to make sure this child knows that i am cool and scary and important and dangerous #wait i'm worried she thinks i'm just muscle like those idiots inside... #hey little kid in case you didn't know i'm actually the scary guys' BOSS. are you impressed NOW??? #but like so chill about it obviously for sure for sure for sure #tbh i probably didn't catch the cringe first time around because i was distracted by how hot he is lol #if i knew his birthday i'd gift him a comically large World's Specialist Edgelord mug <3

[starmagnets]

“hi everybody! i’m gonna be answering questions for the tournament! my friends or family might answer questions too if i don’t think i’m able to answer them on my own so keep an eye out for them!”

@kirbyoctournament

#my art #kirby oc #kirby oc tournament #oc: vic #feel free to drop by and ask something even if you aren’t participating in the tourney (or don’t know vic well) !! #just make sure to keep the questions appropriate as vic is in fact a child

[padawansuggest]

Like the whole 'living at home in your 20s means you don't gotta do anything' trend needs to die. Sometimes I go into dads room with the ENTIRE PURPOSE of asking dad if I can make him something for dinner lol. Some of you just have zero want to take care of family. Couldn't be me, im making him a grilled cheese just cause he asked if and said he doesn't feel well lol

#I’m not saying this as a child who thinks they HAVE to take care of fam #but man I love my dad yeah I’ll make him food for no reason other than move #than love wtf you on that you can’t help cool di #cook dinner #this ain’t even about not loving your fam #some of you just take advantage of them to an unhealthy degree and both sides make jokes over it #like maybe it’s just me and fam casue our love language is gifts and as #acts if service #but nothing makes me happier than to see his happy grin and just pleased love when I make him dinner just for him #we’re both picky eaters too #sometimes our safe foods don’t #match. but we’ll still try and make something appropriate for the other if not amazing

[lunarharp]

based on valentine's day art shirahama drew once hehe

#witch hat tag #orufrey #if anyone hasn't seen it the 1st and 3rd images are based on that. it was included in the artbook for volume 11 #tired of drawing hands in various poses now... #why would qifrey do this though. did you not expect chaos. is this appropriate. #but it's oru who's the “KYAHHH i think theres YOUNG LOVE happening teehee we gotta stay OUTTA THIS ufufuufufu” one #i don't think qifrey has the foggiest that kids could actually have active crushes on each other he just wanted to cut out some cute hearts #for his little lovely kids activities zone. he probably thinks his budding love towards oru as a child was Special. other kids are Normal #well anyway..... i did this now because i want to finish & post an angsty comic tomorrow if possible. Lol #also i drew this thinking that oru is genuinely just trying to give back this weird heart and i was going to have a WAIT- 😳panel #that'd probably be funnier. but no. they're communicating aren't they? our delicate little dance. finding ways #Heavens above i love them

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

I just saw someone on tiktok talk about walker scobell as a fancast for Finnick in his games and like. I need to take a minute with this one y'all. Because Finnick won at 14. Walker is 14.

Look at walker scobell. That is how old Finnick was when he won the hunger games.

#a CHILD #I know thats the point I KNOW but jesus that's why age appropriate casting is such a big deal in thg #like seeing a child play wovey broke me #but I think seeing a child play a victor or even just someone who actually kills in the games? fuck that'd drive it home I reckon #the hunger games #tbosas #walker scobell #finnick odair

[seagull-scribbles]

Mr.United States Canada Mexico Panama

#animaniacs #yakko warner #WB kids #quick doodle with my new brush #I had a big inspection today #i am so so close to getting my professional degree i can almost taste it #after 5 years i can not wait for this part of my life to be over #im doing job applications tomorrow #and then Thursday is my last assignment which is like a interview it’s just #that’ll be it #ill be done #so excited to be a teacher #so here’s one of my childhood inspirations #and as overused as the nations of the world song is every child i have shown it to adores it so #seemed appropriate

[dawningfairytale]

babe wake up, new musical that’s going to make it so fucking hard to keep it pg at youth group just dropped

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #like okay. it’s worse than ride the cyclone in this respect #bc the context is at least ‘oh it’s kinda a competition musical’ be it’s a bootleg bootlegs get taken down #but i refuse to talk about this musical with any of the youth who aren’t in year 12 (i think that’s appropriate) #bc it’s not just starkid it’s literally a ghost having sex #and i sing all the time and grace is like the first girl character in my vocal range #and. oh my gosh #and i KNOW people at my church watch starkid and i’m sure one of those kids will find npmd #and what would i say ‘love it too but that is not appropriate subject matter’ #do i lie?? like. ugh it’s going to be So Hard #i have talked about rtc but in my defence that girl was older. and not part of our youth group #trying So Hard to keep it child safe