#omg guys it’s right after Batman day

[hello-god-its-me-sara]

Cilly doing whatever the fuck he wants is such a vibe

#good for him #cillian murphy #bbc radio 6 music #midnights with Cilly #omg guys it’s right after Batman day #Twitter

[shitpostingkats]

Hi yes I need you to know that your analysis on Jaden and Yusei (June 16, 2022, idk if you’ve done multiple on them but that’s the one I’m talking about) is the realest thing I have EVER read and you’re so right and you should say it MUCH louder that is the greatest take op it’s amazing and I’m screaming /pos

Jaden is my favorite character like,,,, ever, and you have nailed him I’m going bonkers

Another thing, I love your Groupchat AU but you have made me become aware that there is???? Another???? YGO show????? I was like who on God’s Green Earth is Yudias and then Google attacked me with information. I still remember. When Vrains was new. To me Vrains is still new. It came out 6 years ago. I feel old. I am not okay. I have yet to acknowledge the existence of Sevens and will continue to do so with Go Rush. Oh I got off-topic, whoops-

Anyways, love your Groupchat AU but I saw the one part with the Eldritch language that Jaden and Yuya are both fluent in and I humbly request more of their dynamic???

I had an epiphany last night, they’re so similar I’m actually losing my mind. All I can think about is that one audio of Batman and that girl on the swings and it’s like “They got their weapon, I got cheated out of my childhood” “I know what that’s like.” “You do don’t you?” Tell me that’s not them I am dying /pos

Much love <3

Oh my gosh, thank you! <3

Jaden and Yusei, my beloved blorbit. The painfully monstrous and the painfully human. The narrative foils of all time. Jaden Yuki, the creatchur autism boi of all time. <3 I need to write about them more.

I know what you mean about the new shows. I'm still a ways off from watching them, but I still want to remember they exist but keep forgetting. What do you means vrains is six years old??? (<- was not even a yugioh fan when vrains was airing) You're telling me there's probably going to be new one after that??? That the days start coming and they don't stop coming?????

Shoutouts to the sevens and go rush fans. They are the mightiest of soldiers. I know nothing about their shows but I'm hesitantly penciling them into the groupchat au anyways because I have seen maybe three clips but I know this funny little alien guy is near and dear to my heart.

Obviously there's a bit of a shift between Vrains and the Sevens era, being made for new audiences, a little tone shifting (which we LOVE, because any franchise that stays the same forever is no bueno.) and that makes it easy to group the first six shows into one group. But I also think there's a fascinating dialogue between shows 1-3 and shows 4-6. I didn't realize it until I was a good way into Arc-V, but each of the second trilogy protagonists sorta reflects the first three.

With Yuma and Yugi, it's very purposeful, a stated "return to form" with the chipper kid and his ghost companion who lives in his special necklace. And when I was gushing over Yusei in 5Ds, I got a lot of people saying "Man, you're going to love Yusaku." They're both the rbf hacker protags who fight the government. Lots to love.

But Jaden and Yuya????? Did not imagine I would come out of Arc-V going "omg they're foils. They're the same story through a different lens. They need to TALK to eachother and bond over their shared experiences."

Even leaving out my pet theory of "Zarc Was An Incarnation Of Jaden In The Original Timeline", they're just so. *clenches fist* The childhood trauma of being a weird kids and masking with an overly bubbly personality only to learn the great anger they've been trying to hide is powerful enough to rip apart reality and they're secretly harbingers of destruction.

By the end of GX, I think Jaden has wonderfully come to term with that. By the end of Arc-V, I think Yuya hasn't.

Their dynamic in the gc AU is very much to me Yuya is still struggling with Z-arc stuff, but not saying anything about it because that'd be weird, so he just kinda frets about it until he hits a breaking point and Jaden gets to offer his advice on dealing with all this.

I am so interested in exploring this that it actually got me started writing fic again,,, which I haven't done in like a year, so wish me luck. I'll keep y'all updated :)

Angst aside, they're also just. One braincell between them. Theatre kid and guy who has never once acted natural in his entire life. Kid making a scene at a Waffle House while his friend slowly eats the entire menu and offers suggestions. Jaden is a pokemon fan and Yuya is a kingdom hearts girlie, I've decided this, and they takes turns infodumping to each other. Jaden summons duel spirits so Yuya can ride around on Hiphippo even when he's not dueling. They trade funny things they've heard their dragons say. They're eldritch and inhuman and best friends, your honor.

#I know this is long #otherwise I would have started rambling on my 'Zarc was an incarnation of Jaden' theory #but yeah. <3 I care them. #thank you so much for sending in such a lovely ask #I love hearing from people just as yugioh brainwormed as I and yall are so nice #asks #answered asks #yugioh #ygo #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #yugioh arc v #ygo gx #ygo arc v #jaden yuki #yusei fudo #yuya sakaki

[powerfultenderness]

omg halloween fics im so excited! my first thought was the gang deciding to not dress up as anything spooky bc one member is comically afraid of the season, they go the wholesome route and all agree to dress as their heroes. peacemaker shows up in full 70s glam rocker costume. vigilante is, of course, dressed as peacemaker. and you show up in an adorably makeshift vigilante costume! hes saved your life a dozen times, of course hes your hero!!

Don't You Get It?

Rated: T+

Pairing: gn!Reader/Adrian Chase

Summary:  When the Adebayo’s request non-scary costumes at their Halloween party this year, you and Adrian are forced to get a little creative.

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2192

A/N: Ah, ty for this suggestion! I liked it so much that it got a little out of hand and I had to cut out a couple of scenes! 😅

🔪[#Vigilante Halloween Masterlist] 🕊

[Masterlist]

[Dividers]

“No. Fucking. Way!” 

“What?” Leota called after you as you dashed further into the clothing section of the store.

When she caught up with you, you spun around with an excited flourish as you held up a black tee shirt. It had Vigilante’s signature chevron pattern printed on the chest. 

“Do you think Adrian gets a cut of the sales?” 

She laughed as you put the shirt back on the rack and grabbed one in your size. 

“How? They can’t just send a check to “Vigilante”. It would be cool though, maybe he'd be able to quit his job.”

You snorted out a laugh and dropped the shirt in your basket. “Can you imagine Vig as a full time crime fighter? You thought he was wanted on multiple counts of murder before?” 

“You’re right. Fennel Fields keeps him humble. I can’t believe you’re actually buying that.”

“I don’t know how, or when, but one day it’ll come in handy.”

She laughed and moved onto the next section of the store.

That was a couple of months ago. “Summer of Super Heroes” the store called their little promotion. There had been clothes based on other heroes, of course. Mostly Batman and Superman, but locations with local heroes also got merchandise based on them. Peacemaker and Vigilante had been hailed as heroes after the whole Butterfly incident, so they also had merchandise. It wasn’t much, it looked like you missed all of the Peacemaker merchandise, but you were lucky enough to snag a Vigilante shirt before it sold out.

Now Halloween was approaching and the Adebayo’s were hosting a party in which they were requesting no scary costumes. 

“I can’t believe I can’t go as Leatherface!” Adrian complained while you stitched him up from his latest recklessness. 

It hadn’t been an official ARGUS mission, but you had a major soft spot for the vigilante, so you gave him a standing offer to help him out whenever he needed, and he needed help often. According to him, even your band-aids were somehow even better than his! 

“I was gonna bring a chainsaw and everything! It’s not fair! I can’t even use a chainsaw on pretend bad guys!”

You finished up, double checking your work just for the chance to subtly run your fingers across his incredibly chiseled abs. “I don’t think there are going to be many pretend bad guys anyways, V.” You started and pulled your hands away from his warmth and removed your gloves. “Remember Adebayo suggested that we come as our hero or something.”

"That's so lame!"

You started to tidy up your med kit while he tossed a shirt on. “Hmm.”

“What?” He asked once his head popped through his shirt.

“Nothing, really. I just thought you’d be jumping at the chance to dress up as Peacemaker.” 

He loudly gasped and his eyes went wide.”You’re right! It’s not lame!” But just as quickly as he had changed his mind, he returned to pouting. “But, where am I going to get a Peacemaker shirt in time?!” 

“Just buy a red shirt.” 

“But it’s gotta have the dove of Peace on it!”

“Paint it on?”

“It won’t look good if I do it!” He huffed, “can you do it?”

“Hmm, probably not well.” You conceded. 

He whined and pouted again, so you continued to spin ideas for him. You couldn’t have your favorite boy feeling all sad, no matter how cute he looked.

“Doesn’t Chris have multiples of that shirt? Just use one of those?”

He looked at you dubiously. “I know you think I’m big and muscly,” he was, “but P’s shirts won’t fit me! It’ll look stupid if it’s all baggy!” 

“Okay. Tell you what, if you can get one of his shirts, I can do a bit of tailoring and bring it in for you.”

“Really?” He gasped and leaned forward on the desk he was sitting on.

“Yea. I’ll even let it back out after the party so he doesn't get mad at you for ruining one of his shirts.”

“You can do that?”

“Pretty easy, actually.” You nodded.

“You’re so cool!” He hopped off the desk and pulled you up into a big hug. “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” He rocked you from side to side as he continued to hug you. 

“Calm down, Vig!” You winced from how loud he was.

He dropped you with an apology and a wide smile gracing his lips, then helped you clean and lock up before leaving Henenlotter in a rush, presumably to borrow one of Peacemaker’s shirts.

-

The next day he texted you saying that he got a hold of one of Peacemaker’s shirts and he was going to drop it off at your place. It was later than you expected when he actually showed up, but considering he was wearing his Fennel Fields uniform, you guessed he just got off of work.

“Hey,” he greeted as you let him in. “Can I change here?” He motioned to the duffel bag in his hands, one you’d seen many times before and knew to contain his Vigilante suit.

“Sure.” You took the Peacemaker shirt from him and tossed it on the back of your couch. Then you grabbed the measuring tape you set out for when he got there. “But before you put your Vigilante suit on, let me take some measurements.” 

“Ok!” He said cheerily, but he walked away towards your bathroom.

“Oh…no.” you blinked, “I meant…” well he was already in the bathroom…

Sure enough, a minute later he returned to the living room in nothing but his tactical pants and socks. Not that you were going to complain.

It surprised you (not for the first time) how soft his skin was. Usually when you patched him up, you wore gloves, robbing you of the feeling of his skin. But now, as you took his measurements, you were reminded of just how soft his skin was. So few scars actually covered his body, despite how often he got hurt. You’d only been around the team for a few months, a more than welcome field medic, and by all accounts, he should have way more scars, but even the wound you stitched up last night was nothing but a light pink blemish that was sure to fade completely rather soon. 

“Do you have a costume yet?” He asked once you let him go. He sat down on the couch and started to slip on the rest of his suit.

“Uhm, not really.” You half lied. You had an idea, and you were pretty certain you could get all the components for the costume from your existing wardrobe. 

“Oh! If you want, I can borrow another shirt from Peacemaker and we can match!” 

His smile was so cute that you almost felt bad for shooting him down. But there was no way you were going to wear a Peacemaker costume! “No thanks, I’ll think of something before the party.” 

“Aww! How awesome would it be if we were both Peacemaker though?” 

 You chuckled and steeled your nerves. Honestly, if he kept that up you might just give in. “Maybe we can wear matching costumes next year?”

-

You were running a little late to the party. A quick text to Adebayo meant that no one was worried, though Adrian kept texting you updates on the party and sent a few pictures as well. (You may have saved the selfies that he sent. He just looked so happy and so good that it was hard to resist!) 

The party was in full swing by the time you arrived. It wasn’t just the 11th Street Kids, but some of Keeya’s friends and coworkers as well as some of their neighbors. So it was a bit hectic when Leota answered the door. She was balancing a bowl of candy in one arm and a dog in a doctor costume in the other.

“Hey! Happy Halloween! Come on in!” 

You followed her in with an enthusiastic greeting. 

The dog in her arms started to squirm so she motioned to a room off the side of the entryway. “You can put your coat and hat down in there.” 

“Alright.” You didn’t bother to correct her, that the plain black baseball cap that you wore was part of your costume, as you headed for the room she pointed to.

Before you even opened the door, you heard your name yelled from across the party.

Adrian had spotted you walking in, in fact he’d been eagerly checking his phone for a text from you and watching the door every time the doorbell rang. He quickly caught up with you as you entered what you assumed was a small guest bedroom, if the twin bed tucked in the corner and piled with coats was anything to go by. 

He started to excitedly tell you how everyone, even Peacemaker,  said his costume looked so good. And that because of your tailoring Peacemaker hadn’t even noticed that he borrowed a shirt from him in the first place!

“Wait, you didn’t even tell him you were borrowing his shirt? Adrian, isn’t that stealing?” You teased him as you dropped your coat with the others on the bed. 

“No! It’s not technically stealing because…” he stopped talking as he took in your costume.

Once you had the Vigilante shirt, it was easy to put together a Vigilante costume, as you already owned tactical pants and combat boots. 

You raised a brow at his sudden silence. “Adrian?”

“...Holy shit. You’re dressed as me?” 

“Yea!” You smiled, then pulled up the black neck gaiter you were wearing and popped on a pair of red sunglasses. “What do you think?” 

“...You’re dressed as me.” 

You blinked and started to get a little concerned that he was repeating himself. “Yea..? Not enough? Too much?” 

“No. I don’t think you understood what Adebayo said. We’re supposed to dress up as our heroes.” He emphasized his point by clapping his hands together.

You looked down at your costume before looking back up at him. “Yea dude, I got that. We had a whole conversation about it while I was giving you stitches, remember?”

He gave a little frustrated growl, like you weren’t understanding him, and scrunched up his face. “But you’re supposed to dress up as your hero! And you’re dressed up as me!” 

You took off your sunglasses and pulled the mask down so he could see your face clearly. “Adrian, Vigilante has saved me at least a dozen times, if not more! You saved me. So of course you’re my hero.” 

He swallowed, “o-oh…”

You broke the slightly awkward silence that followed with a quiet cough. “But if you want me to change or something, I’m sure Leota has some-”

“No! No. I just, uhmmm…” Adrian was looking up as he tried to think of something, anything, to say. His blush no longer stained his cheeks because of frustration, but you had just called him your hero. 

“I look that good, huh?” You giggled a little nervously as you copied the Peacemaker hero pose (that you’re pretty sure he just made up) that he kept doing in the pictures he sent you. 

That seemed to snap him out of his stupor and he grinned at you. “Well you are dressed as the second coolest hero!”

“What? I’m totally dressed up as the first coolest hero!” 

He blushed even more, even the tips of his ears were turning pink, and looked down at his feet.

“Which makes what I’m about to do a little weird.” You finished and flipped your hat backwards.

He looked up and tilted his head in that cute way he always did when he was confused. “What are you about to do?” “This.” You quickly kissed him, just a little peck of the lips. 

You meant to kiss him and dash off to the party to deal with however he felt about you kissing him later, but he quickly grabbed your hips and pulled you close to him. 

He dropped his forehead to yours, his nose lightly bumping against yours and he grinned. “Eat peace, motherfucker.” 

You snorted out a laugh, unable to control your chuckling until he kissed you. He was smiling against your lips, laughing with you even as he nipped at your bottom lip. 

“Nu-uh! You guys are not having sex in here!” Leota yelled as she stood in the doorway pointing at the two of you.

You and Adrian jumped apart slightly, but he managed to keep one hand on your back, as you looked at Leota in surprise, neither of you heard her open the door.

“We weren’t going to have sex!” You protested her assumption.

“We weren’t?” 

You coughed quietly and looked at him. “Well, not here, anyways!” 

Which meant that you were open to have sex with him anywhere else! “Awesome!” 

Leota eyed you, though you could see the amusement in her eyes, and ushered you out of the room.

You weren’t sure what was sweeter, the candy you kept munching on, or how closely Adrian was glued to your side for the rest of the night.

Tag list:

@lululandd

#vigilante x reader #adrian chase x reader #vigilante halloween

[quandaryqueen]

Harley Quinn, BTAS, and Young justice riddler's

Hero!Reader being the mom friend of their team, yes, they love their friends very much, yes, they know they're very overprotective of them(reader) sometimes, but please don't threaten everyone who flirts with reader-

The riddlers be watching reader take care of their friends and be like "...I wanna switch places w that person"

The reader is just fucking giggly when riddler flirts with em and it makes their team raise a brow and be overprotective of them cause this the first time reader actually reacts to a flirty comment

They always somehow bump into each other when reader is in their civilian form and riddler's already know who they're, they always spend time *cough* going out on dates *cough* w each other when that happens and it's honestly pretty cute

One day the riddler and the reader goes to their favorite place and both of em were planning to confessing to the other, the confessions are so DARN CUTE I'M SCREAMINGG

Yes, they confess at the same time and the rest is just so adorable, they both spent the day just relishing each other's presence n just having a lot of fun in general

The team finds out but their reactions... yeahh imma leave that to you now

Masks off

Edward Nygma X Hero Reader

Ohhhh, omg love this one 🤧

💚 Young Justice

"Why are we doing this again?" Artemis glances over Wally in his best attempt of disguising himself as one of the café attendants while she was out of the window.

"To watch over Y/N, duh!" Wally says as a matter-of-factly.

"You never know what the Riddler is planning. For all we know he's trying to trap them." Dick says through the mind link with conviction, watching you and Riddler in your booth with a pair of binoculars.

"I don't know, I think Y/N can handle themself." M'gann says. "And besides, it's the Riddler! What's the worse can he do?"

"It's best not to underestimate him, M'gann. Despite his appearance, he has some tricks under his sleeves." Dick squints through the binoculars when he sees Edward reaching something from inside his coat whilst the man kept a conversation with you flowing, keeping you at a giggly mood. "And Y/N's too in love to see it."

"You guys know that I can hear you, right?" The teens flinched, some of them yelping when they heard your voice come through the mind link. Dick then points the binoculars at you, to see your face dazed ahead with narrowed gaze. "We'll discuss this later. Now run along."

"Is there something wrong?" Edward asks from across you, bearing a worried expression when your face dropped with a certain sternness.

"Oh no, nothing at all!" You reassured, eyes darting up to see Wally in his disguise scurry out of the café. "So after this... Wanna come to my place." You leaned forward with a smile, watching the dork's face flush red from the implication of your statement.

"Um... Hehe, yeah!" He swallows thickly, tugging at his collar.

💚 Batman the animated series

"Yuck." Dick sticks his tongue out upon seeing you press a kiss to Edward's face.

"Oh hush, Robin. Let Y/N be." Barbara waves him off, watching dreamily as you stroll by the sidewalk with the Riddler hand in hand. "Finally one of them made a move. I swear I could sense the two of them wanting to kiss each other whenever we'd have an encounter with Eddie."

"I bet you it was Y/N that made the first move." Dick says.

"Hmm, same here actually." Barbara hums.

Silence filled the air, as Batgirl and Robin looked below the rooftops to see the pair leaning against each other while they walk, all the while chatting idly. But then, Dick interrupted.

"I wonder what'll happen if Batman find out."

Barbara frowns at how quick the mood dropped at the mention of the dark knight. Both of them knew the man will not stand for it, as this relationship will cause myriads of problems for both parties involved. Not to mention, Batman doesn't really trust Edward all that much. Not after his series of crimes.

"I don't know about you, but I feel like we're being... Watched." Edward says, as he looked over his shoulder with a waried look.

"Hey it's okay," you pluck his chin between your thumb and index finger, turning his to meet your eyes. "I'm here to protect you."

Edward chuckles, before leaning in to press his lips against yours. Melting into his touch, you deepened the kiss. All the while, with your two protective guardian watching from above, one sighing dreamily and one fake-gagging.

💚 Harley Quinn

"Hmm... I'm conflicted to whether I ship it, or--"

"This is unacceptable! Forbidden! We have to do something about it!" Damien interrupts Barbara's spoken train of thoughts with his clenched fist held up to emphasise the dire situation you were currently in. Because oh, the horror, you were on a date with your mortal enemy.

"-- Oh but gosh, I've always been a sucker for enemies-to-lovers!"

He takes Barbara by the collar of her shirt and shook her. "Now's not the time to lament, Batgirl! We have to save H/N!"

"Oh relax Robin!" She chuckled, waving at him dismissively. "They can handle themself!"

"I'm not concerned about them! I'm concerned about the way they tarnish our symbol! They're trysting with the opposing side of justice! Therefore they're betraying us!"

"What? Nah! H/N would never!" Batgirl once again defends you, looking over to see you flustered when Riddler whispered something in your ear. "Trust me, H/N is nothing but loyal to our cause."

"Yes, but love comes with loyalty. Clearly they're in love with the Riddler, who is in the opposing side. Who do you think they will choose?" Damien argues further, while he gestures at you and Edward being lovey-dovey from a distance.

Although Barbara ships it, she can't help but to ponder about what Damien said.

#edward nygma #riddler x reader #dc x reader #dc x you #edward nygma x reader #edward nigma #request #btas riddler x reader #btas riddler #young justice riddler x reader #young justice riddler #harley quinn riddler x reader #harley quinn riddler #absolutelysmittensimp

[missmajuu]

Under the Red Hood live brainrot 🥰

because I'm a very normal person who's very normal about Jason that definitely never refused to watch this movie out of fear what it would do to me

It's not opening with this right??? (It is in fact opening with brutally killing jason)

You can see the exact second he gives up :)

Already being a sarcastic drama queen, iconic

He's doing silly little summersults

there's the costume in a display case (I'm so fine)

also B definitely thought of Jason after getting taunted about failures and memories and then having the warehouse blow up :))

Alfred the passive aggressive king omg

Dick is fighting for one second of healthy communication Rip buddy it's only going to get worse

don't care about the argument or morals just kill the joker

like father like son both spying using the same technique lol

he really has a thing for explosives huh

insane move to just say Batman's real name, love it

THE TRANSITION TO THE CASE VILE VILE VILE

TO YOUNG ROBIN NOOOO

he is so happy :(((

traffic light costume my beloathed <3

"Cute" <- I am going insane

not BACK TO BACK

HE PROTECTED B FUCK THIS <- I am insane

B you already know why are you testing the DNA YOU KNOW

ALFRED NO

the wave XD he's just a silly little guy

interesting interpretation of Ra's I like it

oh God this is where the mummy fanart comes from

not "his life and death was my greatest failure" I hate it

he would've never grown up to do wrong take that back

"My partner. My solider. My fault" IS AN ACTUAL QUOTE?!??

"im something you helped make" don't say that jason plsss, just put a bullet through his head and go to therapy

of course he takes off the helmet to hurt B

THE LIGHTNING TRANSITION

protect him at all cost

ah the classic "I wear explosives on my head like any normal person"

what bothers you more is also an actual quote??? HELP

if you never come back after killing the joker just let others do it Bruce omfg

this dramatic shit is why he's my favorite character

he saved him

of course he's still alive cowards

flashbacks should be illegal

"this is the best day of my life" what if I became the joker HUH

Hated this 1.000.000/10 I'll be on ao3 crying

#don't look at this I'm normal #jason todd #under the red hood

[look-at-the-soul]

Hi again! 🥰 Here's the second part of the gossip 😂😅 

Ok so about the first movie I mentions the The Batman Vs Dracula (2005)... honestly it's probably not a scary movie at all😂 I just have a very vivid memory or watching it as a kid and being terrified of "scary" movies very since. It was on of those straight to DVD animated movies. There was to be an animated cartoon show called "The Batman" and I use to watch it ALL the time with the animated Justice Leagues. The movie was one of those like off set ones. Like you know how there was Tom and Jerry the show and then they had all the individual movies with separate plots that kinda ignore the other stuff! It was like that and since it was like a kids show movie they actually probably didn't show any violence at all I was just not a child who liked vampires😂 The actor who actually voices Batman in the show and movie is the same guy who narrated the Curious George show so that about how kid friendly it was😂 I mean it probably wasn't a bad movie it just scared me so bad and I've hated movies like it since🤣 it took me ages to watch like Vampire Diaries or like Grimm after😂

I'm gonna be honest too😂 I also only watch The Christian Bale Batman movie after starting Peaky Blinders and hearing Cillian was in it😂 Plus my dad already had it so I don't have to pay😂 It was actually a good movie though! I still need to see the other two in the series😂And it defiantly have to look up Anthropoid too maybe if you think it's good! English is my only language but if Cillian's in it I can probably just watch for him😂😂

And ohh yes! I'd defiantly recommend some of those other movies too! Most of them are Alfred Hitchcock movies and his stuff is good (or the thrillers are)! I was even thinking a while back if trying to include in of his works in a Peaky Story I was trying to right! Did you know the first film he directed came out in 1922 (Number 13) ! It's technically on the list of lost films but be still released a good number in the 20's and 30's😂 I wanted to get something where the reader is at the movies with Finn or Isiah and when they hear who the director is they won't stop making jokes about his last name😂  

I'll defiantly have to take a look at "The Medic" when I can too! I'm honestly not super use to reading the real person stories, I usually stick to the totally fictional character, but I'll definitely have to give it a try if you think it's good! I think I've read some of the other stories on the lists though and I remember liking them a lot!! So I'll have to look into it!

I think I may end up leaning towards Bonnie or Michael for the comedy blood dialogue story, but I still want to write for Ollie, even if it is Platonic I feel like he's appreciated😂 He's basically to Alfie what Lizzie is to Tommy and we know how hard Tommy made it😅 I can imagine Alfie being even harder to work for sometimes when he's pissed (Even if I do love the man!)

And yes! Omg! Michael changed so much even after the first two seasons 🥲 I can both understand why it happens but also I really liked like S2 early S3 Mike who wasn't totally power hungry and trying to be a mini Tommy! Even though we see bar again once I always wonder what happens to his Foster Family, or at least his Mother and Brother!  I think if there was an episode where Mike like ran into his little foster brother who's grown up now it could have been interesting! Like it could have been cool to see how that played out if his little brother showed up one day needing help because he didn't realise mike wanted to forget them (Maybe I have a new idea now😂) The first time I saw him in the pics and trailer of season six with the mustache was kinda shocking to me. Because then I saw the mustache all I could thing about was how it remind me of Inspector Campbell's (And Hitlers). And since considering what Campbell did to the family (esp. to Polly for Mike to get out of jail that one episode in S2😭) it made me draw a parallel. It was like proof he had turned in to one of his families worst enemies and that's when I knew who was gonna die🥲 Or like it was proof he had kinda of turned into what both his mothers never wanted him to be😭 And that just struck me with how much he had changed since the start! I think Finn's character was kind of how Polly wanted Michael to turn out (At leat the part where he wasn't made for the family business) but because of all the trama he had gone though and his own inabliltiy to share his feelings or be content with what he had he kinda went down😭 He really was an interesting character though and I really did like him in the very first seasons he was in! I really do wonder how he would have turned out if he had never left his foster family after first meeting the Shelby's.

It did make me laugh the other day though. I was trying to start Animal Kingdom b/c I wanted to see more stuff Finn Cole was in, and it seemed to me like it was like a Modern Day American Peaky Blinders almost😂 And then I found two more thing he was in (I'm still looking for more😂) and I read their synopsis. And it hit my mind that based of those 4 movies Finn Cole seems to enjoy playing Characters that start of as like the "innocent Farm Boy / Nice guy" types and slowly become more corrupted or end up becoming power hungry or the "darker bad boy running from the law" type😂 Also he seems to enjoy taking roles with characters in difunctional Families, and don't get my wrong he plays those characters very very well (like the empty stare he did as Mike sometimes was creepy!) but I kinda want find something with him in it where I don't have to prepare myself for someone to die or murder someone every few episodes 😂

And that you for your kind words about your inbox being open💕💕💕 They really make me smile!🥰🥰🥰 I may have to do the thing you mentioned with a side blog or another one! That's so nice of you❤️❤️ Your so great!!❤️ I feel a little bad every time you say it's open but I still kinda hide😂😭 My anxiety has been getting better tough! I'm hoping that soon I'll actually get back on and start interacting with my actually blog and stuff! 💕🥰

And it's ok about the music too! One of my friends ended up finding a hurricane playlist on Spotify and I didn't realize how many songs there were referencing hurricanes😂 Once the lights went out we played Uno in the dark with only a small lamp to see our cards😂 it was actually fun and a good distraction! We also played Cards against Humanity enrich went how you may expect it to go with a bunch of college students😂

And here is my end now!❤️ I hope you  are doing well and I can't wait to hear from you again! I enjoy our messages very much! Have a great Day or Night!❤️

Xoxo Gossip Girl🤫

Hello darling, I’m so sorry this took me ages to reply!

How have you been? 🥰

(I’ll add this to the ask box I left for you in my master list (at the end).

I don’t remember watching that movie at all…. But since you mention it’s not scary, I guess I will add it to my list then! (I’m a chicken when it comes to terror films lol) omg I can’t believe never heard of this cartoon! Maybe it wasn’t popular in my hometown? Oh but of course I know of Tom & Jerry! It was one of my favorites! Just like the animaniacs (is that correct?) I remember watching the last Tom & Jerry movie in like 2021? But I guess the different plots was a plan so you didn’t have to watch it in order… oh no! curious George? Guess I will have to google that one! Because it does t ring a bell, I used to watch more like Melissa explains it all and Sabrina 🤭🤭 hahah about vampires since you enjoy them, did you see Buffy? Interview with a vampire is a must then, I know I watched that one a looong time ago! You know just about two years ago I was able to watch that Halloween film (sorry I forgot the name) where Angelica Houston is a witch and she and other witches get together in a hotel and they all turn into horrible women and then put a spell on two kids who saw them and turn them into mice? It’s an ancient film but I haven’t found the “courage”to watch it until recently haha

Oh don’t worry dear, I didn’t know it was Cillian until later hahaha because he looked kind of different as Dr Crane huh? Yeah! I liked it too, whenever it’s on the tv I watch it again :) oh you should watch Anthropoid it’s one of my favorites! Everything about it is amazing, the story, the characters… incredible work! Tbh, there are some films I only watched for him too 🤭 like Trascendence or Anna haha…

Ohhh thanks for the recommendation! The name doesn’t sound familiar, but sometimes I’m so so distracted that I don’t pay enough attention so maybe I’ve watched some of his films without knowing (?) hahaha I think that’s a great idea for one of those lines that feels so natural and funny! It’s an unusual -and funny- last name.

It’s been so long but I guess we were talking about mrs murphy’s fics (?) don’t worry if you don’t read the real person stories though, it’s understandable:) there are loads of other stories -all amazing- to read, I’m trying to catch up in a few but it’s a never ending story hahaha

So have you written for Ollie? Well you definitely have a true point there with the Tommy-Lizzie comparison and I also think Allie is probably as hard as a Tommy to work with…

Michael was a good kid, but he got carried away and like you said he tried to become a mini-Tommy and that messed him up, who knew things would end up like they did ? Right? It’s one of those things we got stolen from the show,like his adoptive mother forgot about him? They never crossed paths again? (Why does this sounds like a plot for a fic? 😂), ugh the mustache was horrible! 😳 hmm I see what you mean there, haven’t thought about the resemblance between Michael and Campbell until you mentioned it! It’s sad the way his character turned out, all of that frustration and anger towards his own blood? He had a good life, but well… he’s gone 😂 . She practically raised Finn! Another sad story, the poor boy doesn’t feel like he belongs there… and made mistake after mistake.

Oh is it good? Never seen it, but I think I remember watching some advertising for it in some channel… hahaha how’s the search going? I don’t think I have seen anything else from his work, I just know Ada (Sophie Turner) did another series but it was canceled later. Hmm really? That sucks! The poor guy will get stuck into that kind of characters and the. It will be hard for him to get different roles 😂 or so I think… why do I think he has the type for a doctor in Greys Anatomy? 😂 like one of those interns you really dislike because he’s a total douche 🤭 let’s hope he gets another kind of role where he’s not the resentful guy 😁😁😁

I mean it! Every time you need to talk to someone, you know where to find me! And no, please don’t feel like that at least not with me 🥰 feel free to come as a anon, side blog whatever makes you feel comfortable and safe! I haven’t heard from you, so I hope everything has been good with you darling.

I know the hurricane was a long time ago, but I’m glad that you guys found a way to stay busy during that time (I love playing uno btw! Can go for hours 😆), that’s my go to game sometimes! Most of the board games to be honest, monopoly, uno, memory…

This is all for now, hope to hear from you soon! Don’t hurry though take your time or reply in parts, whatever works for you! I really wish (worry) about your anxiety as I know it hits like waves at times, so take care of yourself, sending you all my love as usual, would love to hear from you!

XoxoGg s🤫🤐

Link to the most recent replies here and here ♥️

[hiddenqveendom]

Okay, so for the Headcanons About Our OCs' Relationship thing, I would like to present some thoughts about Otto and my The Batman OC, Adam Kelleher! (I haven't posted anything about him yet, but his faceclaim is Andrew Garfield if you wanna picture him.)

Okay, so I feel like Adam and Otto obviously would've met through Bruce, seeing as how Bruce was pretty much Adam's only friend growing up. I'm not exactly sure how the meeting would've happened, maybe they were just around the manor at the same time and were like, "Oh. Hey."

I honestly feel like Adam might have wanted to be Otto's friend when they were younger, but they never really managed to connect, and when Bruce told him that Otto was attending the police academy, Adam wasn't really sure what to think, because he doesn't like or trust cops one bit; he's seen too many of them take his father's bribes to plant evidence with his business rivals or look the other way when he was doing something illegal. Of course he can see pretty plainly that Otto isn't that type of person, but he can't help attaching the words yet or right now to the end of that thought.

If he ever finds out about Otto's vigilante days, Adam would probably gain back quite a bit of respect for him - he admires anyone who's brave enough to go outside the law to get some justice. But he also hates hypocrites (another product of growing up around his father) and he doesn't exactly like Otto trying to convince Bruce to give up being the Batman when he was previously doing the exact same thing. This would, I imagine, lead to some animosity between them.

Honestly, though, Adam is a good guy and a very understanding person at heart, so I think that after the events of the movie, he would genuinely apologize to Otto and try to see if they could maybe start to like each other, if not for their own sake, then maybe for Bruce's since they're both important people in his life. How Otto reacts to this, and whether this lasts after Adam starts going out as a vigilante with Bruce (because yes I am dragging Spider-Man into the DC Universe)... well, I guess that's up to you.

Okay, this was actually really fun (😅). I hope you're doing well!! 🖤🖤🖤

OMG I am living for them already. Bruce, Otto, and Adam would make such a powerful trio ngl. I think Adam would definitely grow on Otto and they could grow to have a sibling type relationship. There are times where they would clash but its all love in the end.

Send Headcanons Of Our OCs Relationships

#startlit-epiphany #ask #ask meme #ask game #*answered #thanks so much for this as i am now obsessed <3 #can't wait to see what you have planned for adam #ocaap #*crossover #dynamic:otto&adam #fandom:the batman #oc:otto #fic:crossfire

[gothamlonelyhearts]

📝 🌦️ 🛌 🙈 for the ask game !

📝: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

GLAD YOU ASKED [opening laminated folder] jk but i have thought of this a lot. there's a couple ways that i can imagine it playing out . the starred one is the "canon" one

meeting during college; i was nice to him, or i showed him to a class once, or we talked after classes while i was waiting for my next lecture to start, and he caught feelings INTENSELY and like. VERY FAST. to the point where it scares him because generally his day is like that meme that's like "wake up. distract myself. gn" but now it's like. "wake up. think about val. gn" and he leaves me cards w/ pages of notebook paper inside writing about how much he loves me and how he wants the best for me, how his day went, etc. i knew it was him because we shared a sociology course & he has a very unique handwriting. i reciprocated. it goes from there :3 *

he's my coworker and i'm nice to him once and he falls nauseatingly in love with me. i know he's the one leaving love letters and little gifts on my desk and i don't confront him about it but i definitely reciprocate his feelings and take the opportunity to tease him about it when i can. we end up getting together because i eventually do bring it up to him and tell him i feel the same. again this would probably alter the canon plot post-ktmj. i don't think i could stop him from going full panic mode after finding out his boss is Evil and Fucked Up but having someone to talk to about it who is on his side would probably keep him somewhat in check.

i find this freak hanging out in my living room after escaping from arkham and i'm really not that bothered by it because something is absolutely wrong with me /lh

🌦️: Would you be accompanied by mostly fluff or angst fanfics? Both? Explain why.

it depends: both i and edward are like. miserable little creatures just in different ways LOL. i feel like my personality lends itself better to fluff fics since i'm mad affectionate w/ a partner and his reactions to that would be cute to write. i feel like angst fics would be easier to write due to neither of us believing we're "good enough" for the relationship we want. another good angst plotline would be the whole "i cannot do anything about the fact that this dude is losing everything and absolutely losing faith in the world rapidly but i will try my best". or me leaving him because i have bouts of edgelording where i think leaving people is doing them a favor (<- mostly held in check by napping when i get the impulse but still)

🛌: What tropes show up in fics involving your ship?

bite of affection (i do this)

obsessive love letter (he does this)

one true love (double-sided)

violently protective girlfriend (me)

not-actually-unrequited love (double-sided)

undying loyalty (double-sided)

hurt/comfort or hurt no comfort lol

🙈: Why would your ship be thought of as cute/fluffy? Why would your ship be considered problematic?

could be seen as cute because of how we contrast :3 also i mentioned this a bit before as well but i am super affectionate when i'm in love w/ someone and ed is the type to be rendered like, a complete puddle when ur being nice to him even a little so experiencing someone he's insanely in love with being very mushy with him will absolutely do some cocomelon shit to this guy he'd just be sitting there like this.

2. could be considered problematic because we're both freakishly into each other like my core plotline for him n me is like, he caught intense and extreme feelings for me after i was nice to him once and started leaving me pages-long notes about how much he loved me and wanted to be with me forever and i got attached right back which is a little intense for some LOL. i can't really think of anything else except the general "omg you're in love with a batman villain why? he's evil he blew some dude up" discourse you get

#meow! #THANK YOU FOR ASKING I'M LOOKING AT YOU WITH THE TBH CREATURE EYES RN #long #long post

[theold-ultraviolence]

I am glad you don't mind that if I keep on writing these on anon! I don't know I just feel more comfortable and thank you for that!

and yeah! oh gods, stretching is so nice (although I am literally the least flexible person ever)! even more because what I study forces me to stay in front of a computer in uncomfortable poses (when I tell you I had to watch a record of a lesson and my ass was numb by the end of it) and I'll be getting up and be like 'yeah, I don't think that muscles should be there' (so, absolutely love the sensation!).

also this is my fave video to stretch to -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eA2Koq6pTI (I think it's very good and a lot of the exercises aren't difficult).

also I hope you'll get to run around a bit (with full on volume songs in your ears)! I genuinely love walking around the city to calm down and I also used to swim a whole lot which was very relaxing, but sadly since moving to uni I haven't been able to do it as the swimming pool is too far away from where I study ugh!

(no bestie, I gotcha about Vaella, because as somebody who also have oc of children, I love them all equally but there are two specifically I love to come up with headcanons and ideas about. I also absolutely love that shy little girl gets Arnas as an husband, as he gives me both burly but also very devoted man. I mean... he is fictional...) (not Arnas, the husband, but Arnas might as well be considering how pretty he looks).

ahhh, I am glad my silly talk could be helpful and I am sure that with summer and the freer time and better weather, you'll be able to focus on it better!

in all truth, I have to admit that I am one more for comfort than aesthetic about house design so I'd probably be looking all supportive at Aemond showing me all this cute stuff... but yeah, the mental image is so cute and I am all for cute blankets and mugs (MATCHING ONES WOULD SEND ME). in all truth, I feel like Aemond is already planning your move in, once he starts to feel more comfortable with you, so there'd be already a whole new toothbrush for you.

ok, finally, I hope you enjoyed the fic! I felt like I might have changed it a bit but hey! now onto planning the next chapter!

ALSO! I am slowly creeping through the whole Danny Elfman... AND HE DID SO MANY SCORES OF MOVIES I LIKE (not me low key fangirling after discovering that he did the score for 'batman' (1989))! I absolutely love the whole techno vibes underneath it and electronic sound! it just gives me very vibing feelings with a dark edge! thank you for suggesting him, I am definitely checking him further!

ok ok, I am off!

have a lovely day!

For sure, lovely! Besides, all our convos are already under the 🌗 tag, so it’s also convenient 😌

I get that SO HARD! I’m literally sitting ALL DAY in front of the ‘puter most days so UGHHHHHH. It feels horrible! And for me I feel it most on my back! Seriously if there was a way to just — take my spine out and replace it with a brand new one — that would be amazing lmao. I feel like an old man trapped in a 26 year old’s body. And thank you sm for the video!! I can’t open it as I’m replying to this but I will as soon as I hit publish! Also if you’re ever interested, I totally recommend ‘Yoga with Kassandra’ on youtube! It’s the only yoga instructor that doesn’t make me feel bored and she has some very energizing routines that would maybe help you when you’ve been too long sitting in front of the computer. Also aaaaaaah swimming sounds super delicious right now because it’s starting to heat up here and it’s been YEARS since I’ve been to a pool/beach!

Omg omg giggling kicking my feet screaming, exactly!! Something about that contrast makes me super giddy. Shy Vaella deserves a hot af, northern, passionate lover to bring her out of her shell. I need to give this guy a name because I only refer to him as ‘her betrothed who looks like Arnas’ 😅 but I’m thinking about him and Vaella CONSTANTLY.

Also about comfort vs aesthetic, I was the same and always chose things because they were indulgent (I have all the spooky blankets ever, and a jack-o-lantern pillow, and a collection of spooky mugs that is getting out of control) and I never got why my mom would be constantly buying aesthetically pleasing things when we already have so much dishes and sheets and what have you. Like I rather spend money on clothes than house things. And then I stepped into the Zara Home store once and I saw these plate set and I suddenly had an epiphany lmao. I imagine that would totally be the case of living with Aemond, you suddenly pick up on his taste for nice home things 😅 but matching mugs!??? My heart 😭 dying with Aemond planning your move in because I feel like he’d already be planning your wedding and retiring when you’re both old and you haven’t even gone on the second date yet 😅 And I DID LOVE THE FIC! Omg I loved it and I’m so hooked!! THAT CLIFFHANGER with reader working at the enemy corp is just!!! Ugh the angst!! And also awkward Aemond sending her the drinks and not knowing what to say, ahhhh 😭😭😭😭

Also YES YES YES he did! He’s scored all of Tim Burton’s movies except for Ed Wood and Sweeney Todd. Vibing feelings with a dark edge is a perfect description! He’s my goth grandpa 🖤 i’m thrilled that you liked what you heard so far! Have a lovely weekend dear! Hope you get lots of rest ❤️

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[cotccotc]

SKZ REACT to...

 ◈ you being followed

part of my eight as fate event !! ( requested by anon​ ♡ )

genre/s: comfort, skz x gn reader

warning/s: description of being followed on the street, descriptions / mentions of panic attacks

wc: 1.8k

a/n: this one took me quite a while but i’m happy with it !!! i decided to write out a longer introduction to this to kinda set up a scene !! i hope y’all enjoy it (esp the comforting parts ofc kdjdjf)

it’s somewhat unlike you to walk alone at night. you figured it would only take you a few minutes, but you got out of work late, setting you back quite a while. to make things worse, while you were working overtime, the sun had set, leaving you to traverse the dimly lit city streets on your own. all you know is that your boyfriend left the door open for you, and a couch date sounds really great right now.

somewhere along your walk, you heard a shuffling noise coming from behind you. you disregarded it, thinking it may have been simple paranoia. you’ve seen too many movies, you think. however, as you keep up your leisurely yet steady pace, you hear another noise. this time you turn around.

a man. in a black hoodie. looking you dead in the eye.

your eyes widen as a small gasp leaves your mouth. needless to say, you begin sprinting to your destination, heart racing at a pace that rivals the speed of your feet. with your focus aimed at getting as far away as you can, you’re honestly not even sure how your legs know where they’re going. nevertheless, your saving grace comes into view. after a quick glance at the now empty street behind you, you sprint even faster than before. and, once you make it to the apartment door, you fling the door open and leap inside with enough force to rattle the hinges.

“y/n? what’s wro-”

“i was being followed,” you interject, a choked sob finally escaping you.

◈ CHAN

his first instinct, no matter what, is to make sure you feel safer now.

he’ll sit you down on the couch, staying close beside you and rubbing your back while reiterating that whoever that man was is gone now.

i’ve always liked to think he’d be good to have around in the event of a panic attack. especially if you’re the type of person who needs physical and verbal reassurance. back rubs, hugging, and breathing reminders galore.

once you’ve calmed down, he would wipe away your tears and hold you close to him as he asks you about the rest of your day.

he’s an amazing listener and he can’t wait to hear about the latest employee or customer gossip lmao

but more importantly, it would take your mind off things, which is all he truly wants.

if you start looking a bit gloomy or drifting off in thought, he’d probably suggest some cuddle time !! he would make sure to remind you of how courageous you were in that moment before promising you one last time that you’re safer now, here with him.

you’d finally fall asleep in his arms, filling him with relief.

◈ MINHO

first reaction: absolutely pissed.

not at you of course, but at the guy who was following you. with you still in his arms, he glances pointedly out the front door and the windows, closing the blinds after giving the entire apartment a once-over.you end up in the bedroom, in which he’ll guide you to sit beside him on the bed.

his expression will have completely changed from anger to loving concern. he’d look deeply into your eyes while holding both your hands in his, assuring you that you’re safe now.while you continue to cry, you explain what had happened in more detail. he strokes your hair as you speak and nods along, blood boiling.

he can’t stand the thought of any person making you feel unsafe. but, he’d maintain a calm exterior in order to make you feel more at ease.

once you describe the whole situation, he’d reassure you once again that the man can’t get to you now.

“he’ll have to get through me.”

you giggle.

“hEY”

◈ CHANGBIN

i think he’d have a similar reaction to minho !!

very visibly pissed that some random guy had the nerve to intimidate you. that dude’s lucky he didn’t follow you the whole way home or else he’d probably be pretty uh. damaged. by now..

he’d sit you down on the couch, do a quick check-in at each of the windows and doors, and come back as soon as he can to console you.

when he does, he’s quick to sit beside you, arm wrapped around you with the other wiping the tears off of your face.

after you explain the situation a bit more clearly, he becomes even more angry (probably mutters some curses under his breath)

but !!!! i think he’d really try his best to focus on cheering you up

asking you what you’d like to do for the rest of the night, if you’d like any food, if you’d like to sleep or stay up for a while.. etc.

plus he’d amp up the silly antics to make you forget about things !!

◈ HYUNJIN

i think his physical reaction would become similar to yours. very quickly.

like once he sees your tears and senses your quickened pulse. his immediate response (whether voluntary or not) would be to emulate you.

so, naturally, he’d hold you in his arms and let you cry it out, while small sobs of his own escape him.

seeing you so scared is a scary feeling.

of course, he’d reassure you that you’re safe !!! he’d look into your eyes, tucking your hair behind your ears, and tell you that it’s all over now and that you’re safe.

you, of course, don’t want him to feel sad or scared, so you’d console him as well.

you two would comfort each other the whole rest of the night. i think the most probable option would be the two of you cuddled up in bed watching a movie or reading webtoons together

distraction !! but make it a drama !! or a romcom because .. vibes !!

and when you decide it’s time for bed (however late that may be due to the stress from earlier) he’d be sure to remind you that he’ll be with you all night & when you wake up

(but he’s also secretly clinging onto you out of fear as well kdjfgj)

◈ JISUNG

“oh sh- oh sHIT-”

wouldn’t know what in the fuck to do

would haphazardly check all the windows like minho did, holding your hand as you continue to cry

after he’s done, he’d cling to you and hold you SO very tight <3

lots of “shh shh baby.. baby shhhh” and all that jazz.. you know the sungie vibes…

he’d stroke your hair and arms, noticing your slight shakiness and suggesting you both cuddle for some extra comfort and warmth

no matter what time of night it is, he’d turn off the lights and cuddle with you as you describe the event in more detail

quiet & calm

even if you end up crying again while you speak, he’s there to brush the tears off your face with his thumb and help you calm down again

◈ FELIX

before you came, he might have cooked a small meal for the two of you to share. even though you worked late, it’d still be waiting for you when you arrive. he’d wait too.

when you do happen to burst through the door, he’d jump and gasp out of fear but he’s quick to run up to you and hold you as you let out everything you’d held in during your walk-turned-chase

also !! will help you get settled in as you describe what went down

helping you take off your coat and shoes, getting water for you, grabbing some blankets; all while listening intently and giving you all of his attention

once you’re seated on the couch, wrapped in the softest blanket he could find and staying hydrated after such a harrowing event, he’d be sure to hold you as close as possible to remind you that everything’s okay

eventually, through his subtle gestures and calming demeanor, you won’t even realize how you got situated !! he just knows what to do to make you as comfortable as possible without even trying all that hard

you may choose to skip dinner, but no matter what, he’ll be holding you close the whole night through to make sure you know he’s there to protect and care for you

◈ SEUNGMIN

he’s very methodical about how to proceed. his first instinct is to do what some of the others would and check the house, but he decides to help you calm down first.

you’re rambling about what happened in between sobs and quick breaths, which sends a pain through his heart as he shuts and locks the door.

if you’re shorter than him, he’d bend a little to make direct eye contact with you. he’ll rub your arms and tell you that you don’t have to be afraid anymore

the most calming and reassuring voice in the whole world omg !!!!!!

he’d wipe your tears away and cup your face with both of his hands, prompting you to look back into his eyes before smiling at you

“you’re safe now, right?”

you smile back at him, nodding.

“now, let’s lock all the doors so no bad guys can get in!”

then, he’d take your hand and let you help him lock the doors and shut the curtains, making it feel like a chore instead of a precaution

and for your “good work”, he’d reward you with some binge watching & cuddle time !!! (as if that wasn’t the original plan skjdfg)

◈ JEONGIN

(under his breath, eyes wide) “oh my god…”

i think he’d start freaking out a bit like hyunjin did, but he’d do his very best to hide it. he knows he has to be strong to help you calm down and feel safe.

like felix, he’d help you take off your coat and shoes, leading you over to the couch as you shakily describe what happened.

(i’m sorry i keep making comparisons to the other members bUT) like minho, he’d hold your hands in his, rubbing them softly with his thumbs to soothe your nerves as you let everything out

he’d try to cheer you up by suggesting alternative motives the man might’ve had instead of wanting to harm you

for instance:

jeongin: “what if he was lost and needed directions but he was too shy to ask because you’re so pretty/handsome?”

you: “babe i don’t think-”

jeongin: “OR what if he thought he knew you !!”

you: “but he-”

jeongin: “WHAT IF IT WAS BATMAN-”

overall, his aim is to distract you (as well as himself), which ends in success. you’ll both be in stitches by the end of the night

and… laughing is super tiring, right?

therefore, as reiterated throughout all of these reactions because we all know it’s true:

CUDDLESSSS

oh also.. right before you fall asleep in his arms, he’d ask if you want to leave the light on during the night :( bc he’s a cutie :((((

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Jason Todd...and the arrogance of the Titans

So, this will be a LONG POST! When I rant, I rant.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: swearing, lots of. Mentions of suicide and child abuse too.

Rant under here:

Don't get me wrong, I love the Titans show! But omg, the way everyone treats Jason? (Who is my favourite character, btw) Especially the way the ADULTS treat him!

So, Jason comes in as the second Robin. He clearly admires Dick, and Bruce, and is thrilled to be Robin. Dick, understandably, is miffed at seeing this new kid who he feels has replaced him wearing HIS colours and HIS costume. However, Donna and Hank's reactions to meeting Jason are just cruel.

"What is THAT and why is IT wearing Dick's costume?" Okay, first of all, Dick's not special, and it ain't his costume. Not anymore. He walked out on Batman and Robin, so...yeah. Also, that is a 15-19 year old kid (the show wiki says he's 21, but tbh he looks like a fucking baby, so he has to be between those ages), who has come to HELP YOU fix a mess that he has NO PART IN. So fuck you very much Donna.

Hank's whole attitude to EVERYONE pisses me off, Hank in general pisses me off, but his treatment of Jason? Next level bullshit. Can you not grasp that he is a kid that is putting on bravado because his whole life has been full of abuse and terror? Hank of ALL PEOPLE should get that! Also, the bird noises thing? I'm sorry HAWK, who has feathers on their costume again?!🤨😤

This is saying nothing of Dick and his whole "Don't be Robin, Robin screwed me up waaa!" schtick. Okay Dick, you're screwed up. But in a different way to Jason, and the way you used Robin (revenge for his parents) IS NOT the way Jason uses it. So shush. Also, I yearn for good parent Bruce, but unfortunately, we don't get that. So while I totally get Dick's anger at Bruce in the show (because show!Bruce is admittedly a prick & I need all the 'good parent Bruce Wayne' fics to cleanse myself), pushing that onto an impressionable young kid for NO REASON when you screwed yourself up just as much as Bruce did is really fucked up.

And now onto the second season, and the glorious way Jason is treated then...(sarcasm)

Bruce 'gives' Jason to Dick - from what I can gather, Dick ASKED to take Jason with him to Titans Tower and train him, so clearly Dick WANTED Jason around. He then proceeds to fucking ignore Jason in favour for Rachel and Gar, ESPECIALLY RACHEL. Dick plays favourites and seems to forget he has 3 kids to look after and not just one! Like, your brother (and Gar) is right there!!! Also, Rachel's powers almost killing Jason is never bought up and he's made out to be the bad guy for calling her "freak", which is a tame reaction considering she almost choked him to death???? Nope, we'll leave that be.

So, no wonder Jason, who is insecure and emotionally unstable on the best of days, tries to go after Dr Light on his own with only Gar as back-up to prove himself to Dick (and the rest of the adult Titans). This is to say nothing of Dick PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING Jason, in front of his friends too!!!!! Dick and the other's botched a job, and have told Jason, Gar and Rachel exactly NOTHING, so of course Jason, who, as I said above is insecure & unstable, wants in.

Dick doesn't let him in. So Jason goes for the best way he has to get in, which is force. EVERYONE sees that punch coming, Jason makes it VERY clear what he's about to do. And instead of blocking the punch and talking to him, Dick attacks him, literally shoves him to the floor. No wonder Jason is pissed. Now, this is not to say that going out alone and making Gar go too, and then splitting up, wasn't a phenomenally DUMB idea, well done Jason hon, but I can see why his brain thinks that's the best way to go.

Then he gets kidnapped and brutally tortured and it takes the the adults forever to realise cause they're too wrapped up in their own melodrama. Then they take their sweet time saving Jason, don't bother telling Bruce his son is in danger and almost get Jason killed (Dick you arrogant fuck, thinking going in all alone without a weapon would save him, how thick are you?!!).

Cut to Conner (bless him) saving Jason, then being shot. Conner gets medical treatment, and is taken care of. Jason? We see nothing. I presume he got patched up but the Titans legit do NOTHING to help him after what is a very traumatic experience! Rose is the only one who checks on him (though I'm sure Gar probs did too, but he got ignored as much as Jason so we never got to see it), and tries to help in her own weird way. And that gets screwed up because of Dick and his fucking secrets.

Like, nobody notices that this literal child is traumatised from FALLING OFF A FUCKING BUILDING and is clearly struggling. No, they don't care about that. Instead, they blame him for something that's not even his fault!🤬 Rachel, I understand what she's thinking - Jason called her a freak, and he's standoff-ish towards her, and she is a TEENAGE GIRL. What she says is nasty and completely unwarranted considering what she thinks Jason has done, but I get it.

HOWEVER, I draw the line at the ADULT TITAN MEMBERS turning on Jason just because Rachel says so.😡 They blame a fucking kid who is clearly on the verge of a breakdown, they don't listen to him, they don't take the time to listen to both him and Rachel, and immediately blame Jason. Because if golden girl Rachel said it was him, then it was. THEY ARE ADULTS! They have more critical thinking skills than Rachel, and not as many hormones. They could have easily diffused the situation and listened to both kids. And they didn't. And what annoys me most is that Hank and Donna are assholes (they are, imo, don't get mad), so I see why they're blaming Jason, even though I hate them for it. But DAWN????? Sweet, kind, reasonable Dawn? What the fuck is her excuse?!!!!

So then Jason disappears and nobody notices bar Dick, who has to go and talk him down from committing suicide, because Jason has trauma that no one is helping him with and he was just ganged up on in a place he felt safe by people he TRUSTED! And after Dick talks him down? Nothing. Dick reveals his 'big secret' and the Titans (HYPOCRITES, THEY GOT JERICHO KILLED TOO, IT'S NOT JUST DICK'S FAULT) leave, and so do Jason and Rose. But there are NO APOLOGIES to Jason from the adults, or Rachel, and no one mentions his attempted suicide again. Ever. Cause clearly that just goes away like magic (no, it doesn't, I know, I've had suicidal thoughts and tried to kill myself).

(And then Dick abandons Conner and Gar, as well as Jason, Rose and Rachel - he just lets them go off, like, no??? At least call Bruce about Jason - and gets himself arrested, but the way Gar and Conner are treated is a whole other post that I'm too tired to make atm)

But nobody apologises. NO ONE. None of them say sorry to Jason. None of them think to try and involve him in the final show down's either, or check on him. Rose is an utter bitch to him, PHYSICALLY ASSUALTS HIM, and rails on him when she's the one who started stirring the pot and made the Titans turn on Jason, which made him suicidal! So she has NO FUCKING RIGHTS. And the last we see is Jason riding off on a motorbike. Alone.

HE NEEDS SOMEONE, AND ALL THE TITANS ABANDON HIM AND DON'T TALK TO HIM? DON'T APOLOGISE? DICK DOES FUCKING NOTHING TO HELP HIS BABY BROTHER!!!

I'm sorry it's so long, but I love Jason so much and it pains me so much that such a wonderful character is treated so abysmally be the people he calls family/friends. And the way all the adults - Dick, Kory, Donna, Hank & Dawn - act with him? Appalling. The teens I get, I'm still a teen, and I remember how unreasonable I could be (and still can be) just because. They still need to apologise to Jason (especially Rachel. Not Gar though. Or Conner. They were good boys, and kind.), but I get it. But the ADULTS? They care more about a strange flying boy than they do about Dick's little brother who has been there for months, who they bonded with, and then they treat him abysmally on the word of an upset teenage girl.

Fuck them. Fuck them. I want Jason to get an apology, and a hug. In that order. And some therapy too.

God I already know season 3 is gonna be hell.

So, that's it, rant over, sorry it's so long! But I have a lot to say and a lot of feelings about Jason Todd on Titans. More posts may be made, especially when I get season 3.

#netflix titans #titans jason todd #jason todd #rant #long post #titans season 2 spoilers #sorry I'm just SO CROSS at how my baby Jason was treated #especially in season 2 #the titans are pricks #like all of them #bar Gar and Conner #the adults are the fucking worst ones too #especially hank donna and dick #like what the fuck guys? #that's a literal kid #LOOK AFTER HIM!!! #tw suicide #tw abuse #tw child abuse #tw swearing

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you know how dc keeps forcing this sudden "we're a family" narrative out of nowhere? I'd love batfam content but years of hurt among them make the recent content seem unearned.

bc you know more about dick and jason than the others, how do you think they would realistically become family to each other, or would it even be in character for them to be the "bros" they're written as now?

Oh anon, this question is amazing, I love it! I saw it when I woke up and since then my brain has been brewing this answer, I was thinking about it as I brushed my teeth and as I was making breakfast, and now I am ready to give you the answer, I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed thinking/writing about it!

DC keeps forcing the wrong relationships, and they keep forcing the wrong centre of this supposed family, they make it out to be the Bat-Family when in reality the Bat (Bruce) should have never been invited to this party.

This is why I give you the… Dick-Family!

Oh yeah baby, I am going there. Dick is the centre of this “family”, he is the guy who is actually connected with everyone, he has been around for so long and he has been present when almost all of the remaining characters were introduced! Bruce might have come first but that guy has nothing on Dick Grayson.

Dick has cared and loved for everyone in this family in a true and beautiful way, no matter how much fanon and DC try to tell us otherwise. This man was an amazing son to Bruce and Alfred (my love for Alfred and Dick is brought to you by @hood-ex), a fantastic brother to Jason, Tim and Cass as well as a phenomenal father/older brother to Damian.

Dick Grayson is the centre of this whole thing, and thanks to DC now being an Omniverse I will be able to explain my line of thoughts. But first let me clear some ideas up.

The way I see it Jason would only get along good enough with Dick. I am not here for Jason and Tim having brunch together (honestly, Lobdell, what were you thinking), Jason never cared for Tim, and then writers that didn’t know how the Red Hood worked made him try to kill Tim so, to me, that relationship is non-existent, Jason doesn’t really perceive Tim (yet).

Jason and Damian, listen, I know that there is this fanon theory that Jason knew and cared for Damian while he was in the League, but that is just fanon talk and it doesn’t really fit in canon either. Jason wasn’t really capable of doing much other than fight, and after he was put in the Lazarus Pit he either had to leave because Ra’s wanted to kill him or Talia took him to the All-Castle. So, Jason’s only real interactions with Damian would be when Jason was written as a crazy, blood thirsty dude that actually tried to harm a child. So, him and Damian wouldn’t really have a good relationship (yet).

Jason and Cass… that’s just a no. Jason and Barbara, I mean Barbara was older than Dick when she first met Jason, so they wouldn’t have much of a relationship.

Now, lets move on to how I will make the Dick-Family work.

Dick (bless him) actually talks and listens to people, unlike Bruce, so the change would start there. Let’s set the timeline, I will stand right after the events of Under the Red Hood. Bruce just chose saving Joker over letting Jason kill the Joker and the building they were in exploded.

Batman keeps on being himself (trash) and Jason, having survived the explosion, moves on to keep on building his empire. He really wants to control the drug trade in Gotham, so he works on that, he slowly but surely takes his place as a drug lord again and is a constant pain in Black Mask’s ass.

While Jason is doing that, Dick is trying to put together his life after Bludhaven was attacked with Chemo. Let’s say that Bludhaven isn’t completely erased from the map but he does have to leave so the city can be re-built. He goes to Gotham, where the Red Hood works.

Let’s say that Alfred told Dick who was under the Red Hood, so Dick being a good brother goes looking for Jason. Their first interaction out of the mask wouldn’t be nice, Jason barely remembers his life before the pit and he really is convinced that Dick is the absolute worst.

But then Jason being a nosy man would make an appearance, for some reason, let’s say that he hacks into the Batcave and when he does that he finds some footage… The footage in question would be the one which shows Bruce punching Dick and sort of blaming him for Jason’s death. (Oh yeah, I am going there). The footage will make a memory come to mind, Dick taking Jason on a skying trip.

So, the next time that Dick and Jason see each other is because Jason went looking for Dick and here is where these two actually talk. The way I see it, Dick is more flexible with the no killing rule, he has worked many times with people that are villains or that just have different ways of doing things. So, I think that he would understand where Jason’s coming from with his ideas. As they begin to understand one another Jason begins to recover more and more memories from before the Pit.

They get together once a week and they chat about life as well as vigilante stuff. They become friends.

At the same time Dick is also very good friends with Tim and also acts like the amazing big brother he is with him. They chat, they sometimes work together and one day they come across a very complicated situation involving a new drug being introduced in Gotham.

Dick would call Jason and now both of them and Tim are reunited in a safe house working together so this new drug doesn’t fall in the wrong hands. Jason and Tim wouldn’t really like each other. Both of them are there for Dick and because they have to get the job done.

That’s how I see Dick forming the Dick-Family unconsciously. Hell, I will introduce Barbara now. Do you guys remember that in UtRH Barbara was mad with Bruce and didn’t want to work with him but she was still in contact with Dick? Well, I am using that so it can fit my narrative.

Dick, Jason and Tim need more intel so Dick calls Oracle (real Oracle) and because Barbara trusts Dick she works with them.

Here is where it gets interesting, through Barbara, Dick meets Cass, through Tim he meets Stephanie. You see that Dick’s connections are leading him to form a group of people. Cass and Stephanie are trained by Babs and Dick and they become the new Batgirls.

As all of that keeps developing Jason and Dick become “partners in crime” they help each other, they start building a brotherly relationship again. Although Jason refuses to say that out loud.

Then comes in Damian, a difficult child if there has ever been one but he has Bruce so Dick doesn’t have to jump in that fast… right?

Oh brother! Bruce is dead (omg what would we do? Battle for the cowl maybe? No!). with Bruce gone there is only one person who can take his place and everyone knows it has to be Dick.

Dick would feel a lot of things as he is taking Bruce’s place as Batman but he has a group of people ready to back him up (Alfred, Jason, Tim, Babs, Cass, Steph), and he also has to take care of Damian, he is a child and with his father gone then maybe his mother would want to take him back to the League of Assassins, Dick obviously doesn’t want that so he talks to Tim and tells him that he sees him as his equal and that he has a plan to make Damian stay and it involves making Damian his new Robin.

Tim would obviously be sad and a little hurt, but he understands Dick’s decision because they talked about it and Dick actually took the time to explain why he was doing what he was doing (really DC half of the problems you guys come up could be fixed in seconds if people would only take some time to just TALK!).

Dick and Damian work as Batman and Robin and Dick starts assuming the position of his father. They would live with Alfred in the penthouse and maybe Tim will join them from time to time (when he wasn’t busy with Young Justice/Teen Titans stuff). Slowly Dick and Damian will become the Dynamic Duo that we love today.

So, Dick would have his own Robin, Oracle (who is also managing her own team with Black Canary and (why not) the Batgirls), Red Robin and Red Hood working with him if he needs them. They are always a call away. Jason is the most difficult to reach and he will only involve himself in that kind of drama if its about controlling the drug trade or scaring the living shit out of some very shady people.

So, Red Hood wouldn’t be working with the new (and improved) Batman but Jason would hang out with Dick sometimes.

From there they build up. Dick renovates Arkham Asylum and makes it work they way that it is supposed to work. He might also recruit Catwoman when he needs someone really sneaky, they have known each other for so long, I bet Selina loves Dick, she would certainly help him out.

But as all things do, this happy and well-connected Dick-Family is disrupted when Bruce comes back, he inserts himself slowly back into his role as Batman and as he does that Dick starts to move away from it.

But Dick’s connections are strong and well cared for, so, even when he goes back to Bludhaven and starts fresh (again) as Nightwing those connections remain. Oracle still gives him intel, Robin and Red Robin come over to Bludhaven to patrol, maybe they even have their own rooms at Dick’s place.

With Bludhaven functioning again, all of the terrible people that were working there also come back, maybe some of them never left and they have been corrupting the city from its very core. So, when Jason tells Dick that he would like to expand his operations to Bludhaven, Dick says yes, as long as Jason keeps him updated on his work and also lets him know what is going on.

I think it works! What do you guys think so far?

From then on with the whole Dick-Family being connected and strong I think they can actually act and solve their problems as a family. All those arcs that didn’t work very well because Bruce was in the middle of it being a jerk, I think they will work if Dick is at the centre of it. Let’s say that Bruce hid the fact that Joker knows their identities and all that, with such a strong family the second that the Joker tries to manipulate Jason into believing that he created him, Dick will come out of the shadows and shut that bullshit down. If Joker tries to do something to the Circus, then the Birds of Prey and the Robins will be there in seconds helping Dick.

The Court of Owls, those little shits wouldn’t stand a chance against this team, this force of nature! Jason would be the one working from afar because you know my boy wouldn’t be subjected to the “no-killing” rule but if he does it, he has to do it away from the children (Damian) and away from Cass, if he doesn’t want to know real trouble. (He probably arranged those things with Dick a long time ago and he is happy with it).

Now, please forgive me but for angst reasons I will actually let the events of, Batman Incorporated #8, Forever Evil, Nightwing #30 and Spyral run its course.

Let me explain, after Damian’s death Dick holds the Dick-Family together, as well as Bruce because he is amazing like that, but then after Dick supposedly dies, things change just a little bit. Jason would retreat back to his own corner because the only thing attaching him to the Dick-Family was Dick but he would also keep his eyes open and he might also have a direct line with Oracle if things go south.

Aside from Jason, I do see the others working on keeping their connections intact. When Damian eventually returns the land of the living, I can see all of them coming together even more because that’s what Dick would have wanted.

And then Dick will come back from Spyral and here is where the Dick-Family will show the “Bat-Family” why its superior to it in every aspect possible.

The Dick-Family will notice that something must have happened, Dick would never play dead and leave them like that, but Dick loves Bruce and he doesn’t want to tell them the truth, Bruce has no memories now and his family doesn’t deserve that kind of drama BUT Jason and Tim are suspicious, they know Dick at this point and they trust him so they firmly believe that he is hiding something to protect someone. And here is where life repeats itself. Let’s review the Batcave’s footage, yes, I did it again, I just love the fact that Bruce has footage of himself being the absolute worst to his kids, how does DC not use it! Anyway, Tim and Jason find the footage from the events of Nightwing #30 and suddenly the Dick-Family have their “Dick defence squad” jackets on and they are ready to party.

After all that Bruce eventually gets his memories back and he is held accountable for his actions. Also, around this time the events of Robin War would have already happened so Duke is also introduced. Dick lets him join and all that, and then Duke and Cass become besties and they work together.

And yeah, as Rebirth comes closer the Dick-Family would be more united than ever.

The end.

That is how I would have done it. But this way is slow, and DC wouldn’t be able to monetize it as much as they would want.

Jason wouldn’t be giving hugs and calling everyone their brother or sister, he will only get along with Dick and he would be professional with everyone else.

Tim and Damian would get along but they wouldn’t go for ice cream together on a sunny day. Steph and Damian would and so would Cass and Tim or Cass and Duke.

Oracle would work with Dick and the others as a side thing because her main thing would be the Birds of Prey, this time with Helena too.

Alfred would spend his time with Bruce but he would also be very aware of Dick and his influence on everyone around them. Bruce eventually would be integrated to the Dick-Family because Dick is a sweetheart but Dick would also make Bruce follow his rules, Dick is a little bean but he is also the most badass person in the room (whichever room) so you better listen to what he has to say.

The Dick-Family would be something that grows silently and doesn’t need a “Joker War” in order for them to be there for each other, they would try their best each step of the way and they will talk things out when mistakes are made.

This is the way that I see this family dynamic working.

I would even go as far as to say that Talia can be part of the Dick-Family because she is connected to three people, Dick, Damian and Jason.

Dick is the person with most connections in the DC Universe, the Titans, the Justice League, Deathstroke, they all have connections to this treasure of a man. If he needs help in Gotham or Bludhaven then he can call people from the “first circle”, if things are beyond a “street level” threat them he can call the Titans and if shit really hits the fan, Clark and the others are a call away.

Anyway, this was unnecessarily long, I am sorry about it but I am also not because I really don’t know how to answer your question without going on a long rant.

In conclusion the Bat-Family doesn’t work and sadly it wouldn’t work no matter how much they force it. These people don’t have connections, Bruce is not able to make connections between people. And DC has erased entire relationships that Dick used to have. I mean, they got rid of Dick and Tim being close brothers just so they could give us a shitty brunch between Tim and Jason? Only yesterday we saw a true and beautiful interaction between Dick and Damian.

DC is handling the “Bat-Family” in all the worst possible ways. It just doesn’t work.

They should have used Dick all those years ago and they shouldn’t have destroyed Jason’s characterization with Lobdell’s ideas.

So, sadly, my dear anon, I don’t see the Bat-Family as a in character thing for any of these people as they are written currently, but I hope that you enjoyed my version of it. May the Dick-Family bring everyone who reads about it a little joy!

#Dick-Family #Jason Nation #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #tim drake #damian wayne #red robin #robin #batfamily #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dc comics #jason todd #asksss

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guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

#this is only like half of it #but at least you can get like a few answers #yanno fuck it #bataranswers #ask #asks #anon

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help what the fuck is the magistrate?? im actually so behind on whatevers happening right now omg

I want u guys to know my immediate reaction upon getting these was to say out loud "oh baby..." in a very sympathetic tone

To try to... do a quick crash course on some of these things without going into too much detail:

[color key: Infinite Frontier related, Death Metal related, Future State related, Current evil forces in Gotham related, Batman Family and allies]

Infinite Frontier is the name of the relaunch that started at DC this past March, where as a result of the Dark Nights: Death Metal event, the multiverse and continuity has once again changed, and now essentially things from before the New 52 reboot are fair game to be pulled from for writers moving forward, as characters have begun to remember things from back then. A specific Infinite Frontier limited series ran earlier this year that explored some of the things very heavily effected, and threads from that will be continued in Justice League Incarnate starting later this month.

Between Dark Nights: Death Metal and Infinite Frontier, DC ran a two-month (Jan-Feb) long event called Future State that showed a potential version of what the DC universe could look like in the future (the event had a specific timeline that the different books fell at various places along, this timeline spanned from five years in the future to 'the end of time'). This event was essentially used as a way for DC to debut some concepts they could potentially move on to explore in their regular continuity later in the year, such as new characters like Yara Flor who acted as Wonder Woman during the event, and is now currently leading a Wonder Girl ongoing book.

Specifically in the Gotham-centric books of Future State (Batman/Superman, Dark Detective, The Next Batman, Harley Quinn, Robin: Eternal, Nightwing, and Catwoman) the concept of the Magistrate was introduced, a para-military force controlling Gotham in which heavily armed Peacekeepers would hunt any and all masked vigilantes, with the apparent goal of creating a safer Gotham. The Batman family opposed and fought against this oppressive force for obvious reasons, fighting for Gotham’s freedom. After the initial Future State event ended, an ongoing book titled Future State: Gotham that would continue to explore the setting was announced, and has been coming out monthly since (currently at #6).

Meanwhile, everything else publishing-wise returned to normal continuity but concepts introduced during Future State such as Jace Fox becoming his own Batman and the Magistrate beginning to see use in Gotham City have been building in Gotham-centric titles since the start of Infinite Frontier in March. This has all led to the current Fear State event that started in September, in which Scarecrow has been manipulating things in the background to push Gotham to its limits to test his idea of a Fear State, basically traumatizing the entire city to a point where they evolve. An early version of the Magistrate program is in effect in Gotham right now, though the man in charge Simon Saint has seemingly lost control of his Peacekeeper-1 Sean Mahoney, so all Batman family members are wanted and in various states of fighting against it all. There are also other forces at play amidst the chaos, like an Anti-Oracle known as Seer causing additional problems for several members of the Batman family.

In terms of connecting Fear State and Future State, in the Outsiders story in Batman: Urban Legends #8, Jefferson Pierce/Black Lightning from what is described as 'Future State + 30 Years' has come back to present day to assist the Outsiders during Fear State with the specific goal of stopping Future State from happening.

So ultimately, the Batman family needs to stop Scarecrow and the Magistrate now during Fear State to ensure that the Future State version of events does not become the set-in-stone future. We're currently still in the midst of the event but it will be wrapping up this month.

I hope that helps even a little bit! But honestly stuff is a bit confusing since we’re mid-event right now. In December the event will be ending and new storylines will be starting so that’s probably a better place to try to hop on to Gotham books if this stuff is too overwhelming, (and maybe wait for trade editions for this stuff that could collect the story together in a way that maybe makes a bit more linear sense)

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Captain the Retired Police Dog and His Puppies Part 4

The puppies are here!!!!! The puppies are finally coming!

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Part 3

After that Marinette spent the day with Harley, Ivy, and Edwin it seemed they popped up around the Manor more often

Usually it was just to say hi, and in Edwin's case to flirt with Marinette

Not that she paid the flirting any mind she was very happy with Damian and only saw Edwin as a friend

And Edwin was respectful and backed off when Marinette said he had gone to far

And finally it was time!

Ace was having her puppies!

And Marinette was alone!

It was a little past midnight when Marinette woke up to find Damain gone and Ace in labor and Captain freaking out

Marinette jumped out of bed and rush over to the 2 german sheperds

Marinette: Hey it's okay. Calm down

Marinette rubbed Ace's head to comfort her

Captain still freaking out: What should we do Marinette? What should we do?

Ace: Darling you are freaking out more then me. Calm down.

Captain sitting besides Marinette: You're right, you're right. I have to he strong for our children

Captain sunk down and place his head on top of Ace: But what if something happens

Marinette: Dont worry you two I'm sure whatever villian Damian is beating up right now can wait.

Marinette frantically dialed Damian's number

It turns out that the bat fam were in the middle of a taken down one of Penguin's lesser skeems

Robin was literal beating up a henchman when a song about angles blasted from his pocket

It caught everybody so off gaurd that everybody good and bad paused and stared at Robin

Robin: Sorry, I have to take this

Robin pulled his phone out and hit answered

Robin: Hey Ang-

Marinette: ACE IS HAVING HER PUPPIES NOW!!!!

Robin putting his phone on mute: Bathound is having her puppies?!?!

Jason: The puppies are coming?

Marinette: YES! Can you finish what ever Robin business you're doing and come back?

Marinette eyes widen when she realized that she let it slipped that she knew about the Wayne family's nightly activities

Damian's eyes also widen before a now common lovesick grin spread across his face

Robin: Of course you figured it out Angle

Marinette blushing: Sorry I was going to wait until you were ready to tell me.

Robin: It's okay Angle I'll be there soon this really isnt a big deal I've just been playing with this guy anyway. He's completely incompetent

Henchman: Hey that's rude

Robin didn't listen to

Robin: Batman I will be leaving now

Redhood: I'm going with him!

Red Robin: No fair I wanted to sse Bathound give birth too

Batman sighing and turning to Penguin: Any chance we can cut this short?

Penguin: Yeah besides this jewel isn't worth the trouble if we don't

Batman: Thank you sorry about this

Penguin: No problem bats, I do request a picture of the puppies after they're born

Batman: I'm sure the children will make sure everybody they see has pictures of the puppies

When the Waynes got back and changed they rushed to Damian's room to see Ace giving birth to her third puppy

Marinette looked up at the sound of the door opening

Marinette: I'm so glad y'all came back in time. So far we have 3 healthy puppies

Damian rushed over to Ace to do a quick look over of the puppies that were already born making sure they were all okay

Marinette: So far so good they've been coming pretty quickly

Damian grabbing Marinette's face and kissing her: You are truly amazing Angel

The Wayne family and Marinette watch in fascination as 5 more puppies came in to the world in the span of 3 hours

Marinette: I can't believe it 8 puppies!

Captain nuzzling Ace: 8 puppies! Can you believe it my Love 8 puppies!!! You did fantastic! And all our puppies are absolutely beautiful!!!

Ace exhausted: That's wonderful Darling

Captain: Rest now my Love I'll watch over our children

Ace falling asleep: Thank you dear

Captain started sniffing his children nudging them towards their mother so they can stay fed and warm

Tim: They are so tiny! Can we keep them Bruce?

Bruce: Jason we can not keep 9-10 German Sheperds, a Turkey, cat, and cow

Jason: You also shouldn't be able to keep half the kids you adopt yet here we are

Bruce pinching the bridge of his nose: We'll have to see

Marinette: Dont worry Jason even if you don't keep all of them we'll find good homes for them

Harley:We heard the puppies have arrived!

Harley and Ivy burst into the room carrying balloons and plush dog toys for the puppies

Marinette: Harley! Ivy! What are you two doing here?

Harley: Alfred was a doll and called us! Edwin would've been here too but he's hanging out with friends for the week

Damian whispering to Marinette: Thank goodness

Marinette gently elbowed Damian in the ribs: Be nice

Harley: Oh my goodness Iv look at this one!

Harley gently lifts one of the puppies who had brown fur half way up all his legs

Harley: Omg it looks like his paws were dipped in Pudding! Can we keep him?

Ivy: We don't even know if they're up for adoption

Bruce seeing the future if he doesn't find the puppies a home: Please take one

Harley: Awesome! But we'll have to wait 8 week right?

Damian: That's right

The next day after everybody got some rest as the new parents spent more time with their puppies

And Marinette sat down with the Waynes

Damian was sitting besides Marinette as she fidgeted with her fingers

Marinette: So I know you are Batman, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin

Tim totally unconcincing: What?! No... That's impossible....Where would you get an idea like that...

Eveybody in the room gave Tim an unimpressed look

Tim: Okay I'm not fooling anybody. You are good Marinette

Marinette: Thank you

Bruce: I trust that you won't be telling anybody about this

Damian: Father!

Marinette: It's okay Damian. You can trust me Mr. Wayne, because I have my own secret. I'm also a super hero called Ladybug

Waynes: What?!

Tikki flew out of Marinette's pocket

Marinette: Let me show you, Tikki?

Tikki: Ready Marinette

Marinette: Okay, Tikki Spots On!

As Marinette transformed the other inhabitants in the room stared as the girl transformed into her hero form

Damian with a love struck smile: Just when I thought I couldn't love you anymore Angel

Marinette: Tikki Spots Off

Marinette detransforms, but Tikki stayed out were the Waynes could see her

Tikki: Hi my name's Tikki I'm Marinette's kwami

Kaalki: Does this mean I can finally stop hiding my beautiful self

Kaalki came out of Marinette's other pocket that held her miraculous

Marinette: And this is Kaalki the kwami of teleportation

Bruce: I feel like you have a lot to tell us Marinette

Marinette: That is correct but first. I as one of the heroes of Paris officially request assistance from the Justice league with the situation in Paris

Damian: What situation?

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Tim : you guys know how criminals and villain’s like to say that ONE mediocre line when they think that they REALLY have you RIGHT where they want you ??

Dick : what line ???

Tim :  *mockingly villainous voice* “Any last words ? ”

Stephanie : oh yeeeah. . .*cracking open a beer with Jay* that line’s the fuckin’ worst

Jason : not to mention the cheesiest. like, that shit’s so cheesy, rat’s come squeakin’ from miles around at the very turn of phrase

Tim : the even worse part is that at some point when we first started vigilante work, we kinda freaked out the first time we heard those words though

Dick : *sips on his soda* sure, I guess. . . 

Stephanie : but after the next couple’a times of hearin’ that same old shit being repeated and not dying afterwards ? I myself just learned to get annoyed as fuck and kick ass harder

Tim : okay. but let me ask you this; have any of you ever responded when being asked if you had any last words ???

Stephanie : sure thing ! 4 days ago, I said; “ I’m a god damned sucker for black hair and cheekbones higher then The Wall Of China, you got a twin ? Preferably female and pretty much NOT a fucking murderer maybe ? “

Jason : ahhhh !! why the hell am I not surprised by that

Stephanie : *turns to Dick* what’s the dumbest shit that you’ve told a criminal who asked if you had any last words ?

Dick :  “Don’t let me die a virgin.”

Tim : *laughing* . . .oh my god

Stephanie : don’t tell me. . . .

Dick : yup. the jackass started unbuttoning his belt, just a tad bit too excited; but in that moment he was perfectly distracted enough for me to give him a good kick in the face, disarm him, and get him on the ground

Jason : ooooooh, bet he liked the rough treatment, eh ??

Dick : believe it or not but he thought it was foreplay. . . well, you know, until Batman showed up

Jason : for all he knew it could’a in fact been the foreplay leading up to The Big Show if ya know what I mean 😉

Dick : really, Jay ? what criminal wants to have a threesome with The Bat ??

Jason :

Jason : . . .

Jason : . . . .well. . .definitely not me

Tim : *cracking up*

Stephanie : so what about you, Jason ?? you’ve got yourself a smart ass mouth, what’s the dumbest thing you’ve said when someone’s asked your bitch ass if it had any last words ??

Jason : *sipping his beer* well this bitch ass has said all kinds’a shit. couldn’t choose the dumbest thing tbh 

Tim : try to

Dick : omg we’ll be here all day. . .

Jason : ok. once, a notorious villain had a knife to my throat, asked if I had any last words, so I told him; “Suck my tits”

Jason : then the guy got smart and replied “ Mother fucker, what god damn tits ”

Jason : so my ass got smarter and told him “ If you dont wanna suck’em then why’re you worried ‘bout where they are ”

Stephanie : *hollering*

Jason : anyway, in conclusion; that’s the story of how I got shot in the leg and laid on a rooftop simultaneously last year

Tim :

Dick :

Stephanie : FUCK. and you all wonder why this man right here is my role model ? wake the fuck up bitches. ya’ll are sleepin’ on a legend

Tim : but wait. . .who was it ???

Jason : *back to slowly sipping his beer* you’ll never know

Dick : i bet it was Roman

Jason : no.

Dick : *looks over at Timmer’s with a deadpan expression*

           Dick : it was Roman.

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