#original: how i met your mother

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman(catches Mav watching him across the table with a Smile on his face):...Baby, no. I have a huge report I have to work on for Viper and he expects it first thing tomorrow...! Maverick: Hey, I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring... my beautiful engagement ring. Kind of makes wearing other stuff seem wrong... Like my shirt. Kind of don't wanna wear my shirt anymore. Or... my underwear. Oh, that's right - I'm not wearing any. Iceman:...No underwear? Maverick: Not even slightly. Slider(sitting on the couch): Guys, BOUNDARIES! 

#incorrect quotes #top gun 1986 #icemav #icemav & slider #original: how I met your mother #tom kazansky #pete mitchell #ron kerner #iceman kazansky #maverick mitchell #slider kerner

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: This is an honor you will take with you to your grave. On your tombstone it will read, “Bradley Rooster Bradshaw. Pilot, friend, Slap Bet Commissioner.” Rooster: And your tombstone will read “Jake Hangman Seresin. Got slapped by Bradshaw so hard he died.”

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: how i met your mother #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #i'd pay to see rooster smack jake that hard

[lilisouless]

Kaz: if you bury me in Ravka when you kill me, my ghost will haunt you for the rest of your lives

Nina: what if we bury you somewhere else?

Kaz: I’ll leave you alone, you surely had your reasons

Yes this is the same as the previous one

#netflix shadow and bone #grishaverse netflix #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #original: how i met your mother #kaz brekker #nina zenik #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #six of crows shitpost

[itsagentromanoff]

Bucky: [meets Rhodey and can't stop praising Tony] Rhodes, your friend is a very, very erotic man.

Rhodey: Please don't.

#original: how i met your mother #robert downey jr #sebastian stan #don cheadle #tony stark #bucky barnes #james rhodey rhodes #winteriron #tony x bucky #bucky x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Let’s be clear – I don’t love Mary, okay? I just miss her when she’s not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest.

-Tex Britten, Secret of Shadow Ranch

#tex britten #SHA #secret of shadow ranch #original: how i met your mother #mod amy

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Bria Tharen: No more scams, no more cons, no more hustles, no more hoodwinks, no more gambits, no more strategems, and no more bamboozles. Han Solo: I noticed you left out flimflams. Bria Tharen: No more flimflams! Han Solo: Dammit!

#bria tharen #han solo #the han solo trilogy #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: how i met your mother

[panchibust]

dinner at Padme,s house

Sola: So, how long have you two been together?

Padme: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Anakin and I are not together. No. No.

anakin: Really? Sixteen "no"s? Really?

#the attack of the clones #deleted scene #Prequel Trilogy #himym #original: how i met your mother #sola naberrie #Padme Amidala #Anakin Skywalker #anidala #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes

[overheard-at-star-command]

Mira: As your best friend --

XR: BOOSTER is my best friend!

Mira: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND...

#original: how i met your mother #team lightyear #rookiee trio #queue infinity and beyond #mira nova #xr

[hyenadonguts]

Jasper: ...That's actually not a bad idea.

Sharky: Yeah! Let's all punch Church in the face!

#oc: jasper #oc: church #oc: sharky #original: how i met your mother

[thebreakfastgenie]

#mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashposting #original mash content #you know that joke in how i met your mother about how it's impossible to take a bad picture of barney #it's impossible to take a screencap of flagg that isn't funny

[snugpunk]

I felt the sudden urge to draw fanart of Robin sparkles and and Jessica Glitter.

#artists on tumblr #artwork #original art #art #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #how i met your mother #robin sparkles #fandom #my art #digital illustration #digital painting #digital aritst

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman: Does it make you kind of sad that we don't share the same last name? Maverick: You know, in a totally evolved 21st-century kind of way yeah, a little. Iceman: You know what we should do? We should come up with a whole new last name. Maverick: Oh, that's easy-- Pete and Tom Skywalker. Iceman: Pete and Tom Hasselhoff! Maverick: I got it. You ready? You ready? Iceman: Yeah. Maverick: Pete and Tom Awesome. Have you met the Awesomes? Pete, Tom, their son, Totally and their daughter, Freakin'? Iceman: I love you, Mr. Awesome. Maverick: I love you, Mr. Awesome.

#incirrect quotes #icemav #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #original: how I met your mother #pete mitchell #tom kazansky #maverick mitchell #iceman kazansky

[callsign-daydream]

Daydream: Phoenix, if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I swear I’ll haunt you forever. Phoenix: But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else? Daydream: Eh, I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: how i met your mother #hallie daydream a jones #natasha phoenix trace #don't ask why hallie hates NJ #(totally bc you dont wanna know)

[lilisouless]

Zoya: if you kill me and bury me in Ketterdam, my ghost will haunt you to the end of times

Genya: what if i kill you and bury you somewhere else?

Zoya: I’ll let you live, you surely had your reasons

#netflix shadow and bone #Grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes #original: how i met your mother #grishaverse shitpost #zoya nazyanelsky #genya safin #leigh bardugo #grisha trilogy #shadow and bone season two #shadow and bone

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Oh, and Cap, that's my leg.

Steve: [playing footsie under the table, he freaks out and stops] You waited five minutes to tell me that?

#original: how i met your mother #robert downey jr #chris evans #tony stark #steve rogers #sassy tony stark #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Kit: Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?

Kyler: Actually, I'm getting married on Saturday.

Kit: Friday night?

#hau #haunting of castle malloy #kyler mallory #kit foley #original: how i met your mother #mod Amy