Barty Crouch Jr's life is 4 lines
Barty laughing at all his friends for being such simps!
Then one day Evan asked Barty on a friendly date
Fast Forward to Barty hating that he couldn't stand on his words "I'm never gonna fall in love like u guys"
Now he's officially the biggest simp of their group and reaches out to the others for dating advice
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My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 9 ~ Regulus Arcturus Black
Channel Remus' sad, weepy, loser boy energy, multiply it, make it EVEN more traumatized, and viola there you have it, Regulus Black
Insomniac
Will stay up til 5 am studying
The definition of a bookworm
Dead ass reads the encyclopedia for fun
Was not how most of the fandom portrays him
He was not weak
He did not cry every day for Sirius
Though he did quit the quidditch team after he left
He was morally grey
Would do anything to please his mother
Stayed by her side 24/7 after Sirius left
Was a momma's boy though Walburga never had as much affection for him as she did for Sirius
Not to say she didn't love her son
He more than overcompensated her for the loss of Sirius
He would have been the perfect heir if only he was born first
Or so his parents said
The only member of his family that Orion actually liked except for Walburga
Though over time his affections for her fizzled out and left Regulus the only member of The Noble House of Black that Orion actually liked
Spent quite a lot of time with his father as they were both quiet and loved to do the same things
Picky eater
Favors dark colors but doesn't exactly have a favorite
He can never choose between black, green, and purple
His favorite candy is dark chocolate
Calligraphy King
Astrology nerd from hell
Plays the piano and the violin
Music is his therapy
He has a very smooth, soft voice definitely not to be mistaken with feminine though
Their lineage is far more prominent in his voice than in Sirius'
Speaks multiple languages including Latin, French, and Russian
Loves poetry
He writes it too sometimes though he'll never tell anybody
Likes to write down things he deems important about those her cares about because he fears if he doesn't he'll forget them
Very close with Barty
Pandora is still his best friend though
They actually adopted Barty in their second year
Gossip partners with Dorcas
Eventually began to consider Evan more of a brother than Sirius
Easily flustered
He's extremely handsome in a pretty way unlike the rugged way Sirius is
Prefers baths to showers but he can't stand to sit in his own filth so he rinses off after
The poster child for Dark Academia
Much of his comfort comes from familiar scents
He has two smiles; the one that everyone sees and the one where all of his pearly white teeth shine though very few are lucky enough to see that one
He's very slim not to say he doesn't have muscle it's just very lean
Enjoys being enclosed as it makes him feel safe
Actually really hates when people call him Reggie
I have many more thoughts about Regulus so I'll probably make a part two sometime
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Lightning era fans will never understand the 'my mum always said the things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect' the way Pandora&Reg friendship fans do
Harry and Luna are Panda and Reg. It's the same friendship.
Like with all Harry and Reg's parallels too it adds so much more to it
AND the idea that one of the reasons xeno holds Luna so dear is that she's so similar to her mother so it feels like she's living on through her
They're platonic soulmates and they found each other again despite it all 😭🙏
Luna helped Harry find the Ravenclaw diadem horcrux and I fully believe Panda helped Reg find the Slytherin locket. It all lines up
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Pandora and Regulus: *looking at each other*
Pandora: *nods and walks away*
Barty: Did, did you guys just communicate?
Evan: Come on Barty, you should know that by now. They do it all the time.
Barty: *blinking dramaticly* So, you now what Panda is going to do?
Regulus: She is getting those cookies filled with lemon cream from the kitchens, she is friends with the house elfs so they let her in.
Barty: Of course she is. *sighs*
Evan: Oh! I love those cookies.
Regulus: Yeah I told her she should bring some extra for you.
Barty: Omfg I am so done with all of you.
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