#please don't take seriously

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[iamcrazyforkdramas]

Random thoughts

While watching a few edits of Penny Dreadful, I came across the edits of Dorian grey and made me realise how different he is from hob (the sandman hob). Both of them granted immortality.....but both of them chose to accept it differently. I guess hob was more ready about the idea and he always had a passion for exploring and knowing more.....but Dorian Han it too....and even he had a passion for knowledge and the art. But at the end, he succumbed to carnal desires leading to him feeling empty and always seeking.. .while hob gadling was still there. I guess hob had someone in his corner (even if dream came to visit him once every 100 years)....but Dorian had no one to turn to or share his secret

#penny dreadful #doriangray #the sandman #hob gadling #ramblings of a half dead student stuck in exam #please don't take seriously

[liauditore]

do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

#hermitaday #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #cw cannibalism #cannibalism #no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is #being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man #no wonder she's so messed up like. wow #please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder #i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo

[eeldritchblast]

POV your disgraced former chosen/lover and one of your most devout clerics fall in love

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale #gale dekarios #bg3 oc #oc vesper #art #(this is a joke post please don't take it too seriously)

[i-guess-im-into-this-now]

Mxtx plots

TGCF: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped

MDZS: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped

SVSSS: the male lead will lose his shit, kill everyone, and destroy reality as we know it if he doesn't receive... *checks notes* ...gay love.

#a shitpost #please don't take this too seriously. lord knows i didn't. #shit posting is a compulsion #mdzs #tgcf #mo dao zu shi #svsss #tian guan ci fu #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #rzfzx #mxtx #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #cql #chen qing ling #heaven officials blessing #heaven official's blessing #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #scum villain #scumbag system #scum villian self saving system

[frostedpuffs]

from my discord art stream

#text post #doodle #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #adrien agreste #this is a joke i adore adrien please don't take it seriously #duusu #ml shitpost

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I have this idea regarding what to do with my body postmortem, which is that there'd be a button hooked up to my skull that plays recordings of stupid things I said in life

#please don't take this seriously #unless... 👀 /j #doodle #death tw #snake talks #snake's art

[i-regret-nothing-lol]

Never thought I'd ship Bowser and Luigi but here we are...

I drew this in less than half-an-hour so it's pretty shitty but you know what? I love it.

#mario #bowser #luigi #bowser x luigi #crack ship #please don't take this seriously #bowuigi

[beamattack]

assorted Persona 3 scribbles (i finished the game a couple of days ago)

#persona 3 #p3 #makoto yuki #minato arisato #pharos #junpei iori #akihiko sanada #ken amada #I'M NOT TAGGING THE OTHERS #anyway these are just scraps i've made while playing the game haha #so please don't take them seriously. i'll draw something properly soon……. maybe

[mudgazing]

What I think COD characters call sex:

Price: Sleeping with, sleeping together

Gaz: Shagging, getting piped

Soap: Doin' the deed, smashing

Ghost: Fucking.

Graves: Devils' tango, goin' to pound town 😎

Alex: Knocking boots, hitting a homerun

Farah: Making love, sexual intercourse

Laswell: Sex.

#cod #PLEASE don't take this seriously I'm just being silly :3 #cod headcanons #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #john price #phillip graves #alex keller #farah karim #kate laswell #mw 2019 #cod mwii #mwii #cod modern warfare

[chronurgy]

🌟💞💖✨ Cute durgetash relationship things ✨💝💕💫

Durge leaving the decapitated heads of men that look like Gortash in his bed because they reminded them of him 💖

Gortash putting traps in the windows he knows Durge likes to enter through ✨

Durge messily killing someone who threatened Gortash and leaving their dismembered limbs all over the city as a warning 💝

Gortash yanking Durge's head back and telling them he'll bring them to heel like the dog they are 🌟

Durge leaving knives stabbed into Gortash's pillows next to his head to let him know that they could have killed him in his sleep if they wanted 💞

Gortash betraying his god and agreeing to rule together with Durge as an equal 💫

💖🌟 Just cute relationship things ✨💞

#enver gortash #dark urge #dark urge x gortash #durgetash #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #PLEASE don't take this seriously I beg of you #If I get one uh op these are not cute what's wrong with you comment I will walk into the sun

[promises-of-paradise]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT:

All of these edgy science fiction / fantasy novels about overthrowing evil empires and then becoming the very thing that you sought to destroy and the main character ending up as bad as the regime they overthrew and all that, you know?

You could very easily make a dramatised version of the life of Napoleon Bonaparte, transplant it into generic fantasy evil empire world, change the names of the historical figures to fictional names, and all the tumblrinas would eat that up.

Picture this: Napoleon Our protagonist is born the second child in a large family on Corsica generic fantasy island, is sent to a military academy in France evil empire, and begins to rise through the ranks of the army. A revolution occurs, in which the French evil empire monarchy is overthrown, and our protagonist, a supporter of the revolution, fights for the revolutionary government against royalist uprisings and the first coalition other evil empires. Along the way, our protagonist becomes increasingly powerful, as well as being an absolute slut. After a series of military campaigns, our protagonist, seeing the corruption of the directory new evil government, stages a coup and becomes first consul generic fantasy leader. However, over the course of the book, our protagonist has acquired a huge ego and lost many morals, and ends up themself the emperor of France fantasy kingdom. "Morally grey" shenanigans ensue. (Of course, our protagonist would have many many love interests, such as Josephine de Beauharnais hot milf, Jean-Andoche Junot hot best friend, and Tsar Alexander I enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again.) (Main character would be characterised as being the most pathetic little person to ever exist who is frequently bullied for being quirky and not-like-other-girls)

#THIS POST IS 100% SILLY OKAY PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY #history #napoleon #napoleonic #napoleonic era #napoleon bonaparte #books #bookblr #fantasy #fantasy books #fantasy writing #writing #writeblr #literature #locked tomb #iron widow #baru cormorant #i'm sorry for this

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

sam. sam. sammy. started out as a darling 00s emo boy. pretty lad who could've doubled as a frontman in a warped tour band. spiritual baby of my chemical romance's three cheers for sweet revenge. embodiment of his cultural moment and so perceived as too whiny by the narrative and the audience and hated for it. grew up to become a beautiful exhausted woman protagonist for an A24 psychological horror-thriller film. losing her mind. going through exquisite torment. holding it together by a thread, haunted by horrors you would be able to comprehend if the show was still a horror. or at least a drama. too bad she is now stuck in a superhero sitcom where the moment you express a slightly real complex emotion. the audience will start pelting you with tomatoes. for having hysteria.

#now all im thinking about is HELENA blasting at the end of house of wax #please don't pelt me with tomatoes i am at the of the day. a horror lover at heart #also nobody take me seriously it is 4AM i am currently going thru my own sam in 7.17 trenches #i need to PASS OUT #my meta #j.txt

[man3at3r-mp4]

Me the second I enter heaven/hell in Vivziepop's universe.

#probalastorsreactionwhenhewokeupinhellfr #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #vivzieverse #hazbin angel dust #helluva boss #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel x reader #charlie morningstar #alastor #angel dust #vaggie #hazbin hotel husk #niffty #sir pentious #cherri bomb #adam hazbin hotel #/j #i'm joking #please don't take this seriously #but also kinda do #so like /hj #/hj but also not

[sgorbyx]

Just leaving this here, will come back if things needs to get changed... :]

#empires fanart #empires smp #empires s2 #empires joel #empires sausage #empires season 2 #empires jimmy #empires fwhip #empires scott #empires lizzie #polycule #Please don't take this too seriously #I just enjoy doing this stupid stuff too much

[batneko]

somebody suggested in the notes of this comic that Kabru reads the novels Marcille is obsessed with to learn how to talk to her too, and I propose to you an alternative: Kabru has already read the Daltian Clan novels. And he fucking hated them. He thinks they're melodramatic schlock more concerned with shock value and keeping the paychecks rolling in than telling a cohesive story.

He was pretty into the first few since he started reading in the throes of puberty, but by volume ten he'd gotten frustrated at the lack of progress and started to notice flaws in the writing. He only finished the whole thing out of spite so people (mostly elves) would stop saying to him "how can you criticize it when you haven't even read all of it?"

When he learns Marcille is a fan he already knows her well enough to be like "of course you do, you're Marcille, you love melodramatic schlock," and tries to brush it off as something he read casually. It's only when someone points out that they take a solid four or five years to get through even for a fast reader, and that would have been almost a quarter of Kabru's life at this point, that Marcille realizes he can't have spent that much time on something and not have strong feelings about it.

Luckily by this time having catty arguments about things that don't matter is their Best Friend Love Language so it's just something else to bond over.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru of utaya #marcille donato #this is all in good fun don't take it too seriously please