#please like this and find it funny

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

#spider man fanfics about to go hard #it's just such a funny rabbit hole #go to the Sephora Reddit and you can find the posts all about it yourself you can't miss em #it's one of the sol de janieo ones btw #so if you live in an area with wolf spiders and you use the purple one please tell us your experiences #sephora spider sex cream #Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss #panera lemonade #Sephora #spiders mention #spiders georg #srsly tho as someone with hyperthyroidism and likes lemonade I was Shaken when I heard abt Panera's charged lemonade

[spooksicl-e]

doodle of the only ever

#if you’re finding me because you like luigi please do not click on my account #i am on tumblr for a reason and it’s not the modern funny haha kind #i’m in the 2011 trenches and unsuspecting victims don’t deserve to be subjected to that<3 #my art #there’s no @ bc i forgot #so just don’t use or steal ig #luigi #fanart #fanartist #art #mario #mario bros #super mario #super mario bros #mario fanart #the mario movie #mario movie #bowser #bowuigi #yeah i watched the trailer who do you think i am

[acatpiestuff]

when you find out your coworker is ripped

#submas #ingo #nobori #warden calaba #warden gaeric #warden palina #warden lian #irida #akari #arceus #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon #my art #dont tag this as any ships please #i just want this to be a silly funny #this started out as me wondering HMMM who should i draw for the other part of this joke #then i was like wait #i can draw the energy of “Finding Out your Coworker or Relative is extremely Ripped” #NOW TO DRAW INGO WITH A DAD BOD AS HE DESERVES FOR THE REST OF MY TIME.

[stere0typical]

Say what you want about 13 but her outfits were great. The coat WITH a hood? The cropped pants? The BOOTS? Amazing, practical, wonderful in every way I love her <3

#also the earrings? mwah perfect <3 #Also also i find it really funny that she has multiple colours of the rainboe shirt since yaz + rian bought her her clothes #imagine buying clothes for your alien friend that just fell out of the sky and she wants 3 of the same t shirt #like babes please some variety wouldnt go astray #but shes like “nope! :] i like this one” #(autism) #(she just like me fr fr) #13th doctor #doctor who #thirteenth doctor #Chibnall era #dr who

[locusfandomtime]

see the fandom has this thing where the hermits are different species and when they’re part animal/mob they’re a hybrid but nobody talks about the even funnier canon lore that they’re all the exact same species. Their species is hermit.

[long post - lots of worldbuilding and speculative biology below]

Jevin looks like a slime, Doc looks like that, most of them look human, but in actuality they’re all just hermits. The only information we have about this is that hermits are shorter than the average player, some references to hobbits, some references to hermits being hardworking, the fact that gem isn’t a hermit and had to wear antlers to pretend to be one, and that’s it.

I love biology and worldbuilding and this is fascinating to me. When you take into account previous seasons and events and throw-away lines this gets even more insane. Grian and Hypno are acknowledged to not have mouths (and even more hermits don’t have them on their skin). Mumbo turned into a potato. Cleo had snake hair at one point. There are a million other weird things I’m forgetting. You could handwave some of this with an explanation like “hermits are shapeshifters” or “hermits are gods” and that is a very valid and fun take but I think it is SO much funnier if these are just normal things that happen in the hermit species, which aren’t fantastical at all and are adaptations with elaborate mechanics and explanations.

Perhaps hermits, similar to bugs, regularly shed their skin (or a process similar to it) and change their appearance. Some insects change colours/appearance due to their environment rather than genetics, ie macleays spectre stick insects can turn lichen colours when raised around lichen. Maybe the hermits shed their skins on a regular basis, including during their adult life, and this allows them to better match their environment- causing physical changes related to what they have been exposed to. This causes potato Mumbo and medusa Cleo and DM Tango and any other example of a specific skin change. For more constant differences in appearance - maybe life cycles could be considered?

this may be the weirdest thing I’ve ever made. For those that don’t know, “n” is the number of chromosomes, where n is the haploid number, so 2n is diploid. Diploid cells are necessary for sexual reproduction. Of course, a lot of these life cycles are centered around reproduction, as is the nature of a life cycle, but in reality the hermits are in no rush and are happy to stay at whatever point of the life cycle they’re at, this is just an outline of the species’ mechanics.

I mean, most of this diagram is conjecture… but I think it is interesting to consider! Jevin especially reminded me a lot of slime mould life cycles so this is heavily inspired off that, but also inspired by bug life cycles as well.

If you want to get even more indepth we can consider the gender roles of hermit society (remember that clip where Grian implied builders were housewives and redstoners were breadwinning husbands?). Perhaps we can get meta and consider respawn an aspect of being a hermit as well - are they able to regenerate after death? What is Cleo’s place in all this, being undead? Is arm thickness, where your arm can either be 3px or 4px wide, an example of sexual dimorphism?

but. well. tldr: the hermits being one species is a very fun idea we should be doing more with, i think

#this started out as haha funny the hermits are one species and ended with me making scientific diagrams #decided to call those stages imago. like insects. best fit i could find for what i wanted #please ask me about my thoughts on courtship and evolution and early life stages and respawn and anything else please god #locus fandom time #i should have a tag for my insane antics #locus worldbuilding time #hermitcraft #long post #hermitblr #speculative biology #the ideas here are heavily biased towards slime moulds and insects because. well. autism.

[stubblesandwich]

Picture this.

Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:

Killian: ......

Emma: ......

Henry: ......

Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime

Emma: oh God, here we go

Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--

Henry: make it stop

Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--

Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!

#captain swan #captain cobra #ouat #ouat humor #killian jones #can an artist please draw this for me I just find it such a funny idea #like how long would he go on for? #how many times has Emma heard this rant? how many times has Henry heard it? #I need to know these things

[sexyleon]

;skdjflksjflsjfdlkjlksfd im a little drunk and i accidentally typed dracular daily instead of dracula alksfjlafj and now i can't stop laughing cause i speak spanish and imagine if dracular meant to dracula and the first conjugation is 'yo dracULO' lsklLSFJFLKSJDFJAJa

#LSKDFJLKSDJF PLEASE JFJ LEP ME #dracula #dracula daily #plz no sexyleon #yo draculo tu draculas nosotros draculamos #id like to think pitbull would find this joke funny

[flooded-sailor]

I’m sorry but, to say that BOTW/TOTK Zelink is “the least Zelink” out of all of them, just because they’re not as in your face as they were in Skyward Sword or even Spirit Tracks, doesn’t mean it’s not there. To me, they’re the most nuanced and have the most interesting dynamic out of all of them. I like the subtlety and think it works better than something like Skyward Sword.

But that’s just me, I guess.

#look I don’t care if you don’t ship them #that’s your choice #but like #it’s there #the evidence is there #and I find it funny how people are bending over backwards to deny it #but don’t come after me please #this is just my opinion #zelink #tears of the kingdom #totk #BOTW #link x zelda #the legend of zelda #zelda #legend of zelda

[my-name-is-apollo]

Broke: solar eclipse is Artemis yelling at Apollo in front of the whole world for doing something stupid

Woke: solar eclipse is Artemis T-posing in front of Apollo to assert dominance

#Apollo #Artemis #please tell me I'm not the only who doesn't find the first joke as funny #like first of all #Apollo is the smart twin #and we know what happened the last time Artemis yelled at him in front of everyone #(Hera beat the shit out of her) #second of all #one of the wishes she asks from Zeus is that she should have just as many titles as Apollo #asserting dominance since they were kids lmao #shitpost #mine #the twins

[braisedhoney]

looks are deceiving.

back in the day i would have given anything for these two to fight. they’re already kind of dead, so it’s fiiine they're fiiiine.

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #dan phantom #dark danny #please don’t tag as ship #pls guys. pls. #for the sake of my sanity. #ney’s art #i have two interpretations of this #one is that dan wipes the floor with vlad. like just *decimates* the guy. version 2.0 and all that #second one is that vlad has actually been holding back against danny and its way more even bc life experience and probably ghost power?? #either way they fight. very flashy. #side note but does anyone else find it funny vlad gets SO much buffer as a ghost #like bro. it's not subtle and i'm kind of endeared #real of him tbh #a lot of what i'm doing with this cartoony style is trying to get into simpler shapes. key word trying lmao #i have to resist the render impulse

[bisexualfbiagents]

Well, that's good. I didn't want to have to tell Skinner that his murder suspect was a giant, blood-sucking worm.

THE X FILES | The Host (2.02)

#fox mulder #dana scully #the x files #msr #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #2x02 #the host #um this whole episode has me laying on my bed kicking my feet #like they are SO dramatic #and FLIRTING constantly like please get a room #their little smiles in the last gif i'm SCREAMING #also i have a bone to pick with whoever wrote the transcript for the wiki #it says he doesn't find anything funny and sure he's not LAUGHING #but he's definitely smiling so like don't act like he's not into it or whatever #ok tags are getting long heading out BYE #mine

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #satonaka chie #chie satonaka #see this is super funny because chie describes yosuke as cool behind his back and we know she finds him reliable and trustworthy #esp in p4au where we see how she turns to yosuke for affirmation when shes frustrated or terrified #chie and yosuke quibble a lot and shes 100% joking here because its very much in line with the kind of ribbing the IT give each other #i feel like yosuke took this a bit seriously though yaboy probably went home and replayed that moment over and over again in his head #so i guess when i say super funny i guess i mean someone please give yosuke a hug by which i mean lets all give yosuke a hug #i think he reacts like this a lot to be fair its rare that hes calm enough to realise that hes being poked fun at #he's good with his queue

[miaoqing]

thinking about how binghe actually had no reason whatsoever to believe sqq would ever come back and yet he spent every day for FIVE YEARS!!!!! begging a corpse to come alive and exhausting himself to keep it from decaying. it's a wonder that he's not even weirder like a little longer and he would have gone batshit fr

#(me and who....) #also #it's so funny to think about how everyone at cq finds binghe sooo weird and scary #''sqq please get your freak dog off the mountain i feel like he will bite me'' #meanwhile bingge finds him PATHETIC #shen yuan the absolutely thankless work that you do #bingqiu #svsss #lbh #meow

[zuzu-draws]

4-armed Sukuna Appreciation post!! These were my favourite OG Sukuna panels from the latest chapter.

#ryomen sukuna #sukuna #jjk sukuna #jjk leaks #jjk #manga #og sukuna #4 armed sukuna #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #Fellas i don't think i can do it anymore #i genuinely can't do this anymore he's too hot my brain is malfunctioning literally because-- the TWISTS my heart did after seeing #these panels and Sukuna's dialogue....i'm so in love with this monstrosity (affectionate) #he's so...handsome and hot and...especially those last 2 panels.... :') i can stare and admire them for hours man #It's funny seeing folks tweeting about finding og sukuna hot now like?? bro we've been saying this for the longest time !! #Like ?? are u ppl finally seeing the vision??? us Sukuna fans had our brain chemistry altered by??? #Give us that Heian Sukuna Backstory Gege please don't finish the manga without it i'm literally going to :''''''''(((((( .. #can't wait to see if i can draw my beloved on the weekend <3 <3 <3 he's my pookie my moonshine <3 and insert every other cringe thing #see my tags don't even fit into the tag limit because i can't stop myself from wanting to yap about him #Also the way Sukuna says that ''It is because i understand love that i reject it'' and the ''Love is worthless/trash'' makes me think that #he's been hurt in some way ; maybe he loved to an extent it effed him up 'cause we all know what Gojo said in JJK 0; #''Love is the most twisted Curse of all'' #:''''''< i-...

[designernishiki]

ladies and gentlemen. we got em

#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb #STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED #that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this #is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk) #to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so #but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT. #I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family #and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s #like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional #he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr #dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit #rambling #kiryu #yakuza #rgg #rgg8

[hecksupremechips]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #kaname date #mizuki date #THE DATES THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA #its so funny though like imagine being such a bad parent that some loner who jerks off all the time does a better job than you #and hes literally never interacted with children before and is later revealed to have actually been an assassin #renju and shoko really just suck huh #and i dont mean to reduce date to a porno loving loser cuz nah like hes actually got so much depth going on in this situation like he cant #remember a single thing about his past he has no frame of reference for what a family is or if hes ever had one himself #which we then learn he. kinda didnt he was an orphan with no friends no name no one who came looking for him it seems #yet he still finds himself loving and caring for this girl and would literally die over and over for her to live a happy life #hes so genuinely kind and caring and deeply lonely and unsure of himself if hes doing this right #and he feels agonizing pain when hes forced to remember that he isnt mizukis real dad and that. he has nothing #but despite that he doesnt force mizuki to return these feelings because its a lot to burden a child with and shes been through enough #its like. kaname date i love youuuu please just adopt her already 🥺