Mr Grinch!
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
Tu es un méchant, M. Grinch,
Tu es vraiment une crapule
Tu es aussi câlin qu’un cactus,
tu es aussi charmant qu’une anguille, M. Grinch
Tu es une brebis galeuse avec un pelage gras et noir!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!
Tu es un monstre, M. Grinch,
Ton coeur est un trou vide
Ton cerveau est plein d’araignées
Tu as de l’ail dans l’âme, M. Grinch
Je ne te toucherais pas avec un poteau de trente-neuf pieds et demi de long
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!
Tu es un vilain, M Grinch
Il y a des termites dans ton sourire
Tu as tout le douceur tendre d’un crocodile qui a le mal de mer, M Grinch
Si je devais choisir entre vous deux
Je prendrais le crocodile qui a le mal de mer!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Tu es un odieux personnage, M Grinch
Tu es une mouffette qui pue
Ton coeur est plein de chaussettes sales
Ton âme est pleine de saletés, M. Grinch
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I don't have anything interesting to say here, I'm just rewatching 2012 TMNT and felt like practicing a drawing technique - And April has the easiest design.
Besides that, I'm slightly worried that I have too many traits in common with Donnie - I understand sharing traits with Raphael, Raphael has always been my favorite in every incarnation (That's why I often copied him in terms of behavior), but Donnie?
I might be bad, but not mad/j
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My watchmaking teacher wants me to learn history of every single watch I service, but I like...
Want to actually service more watches.
Thankfully, I have received no backlash yet.
Probably thanks to my efforts.
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When is it practice vs practise? (and why the education system gets it confused)
I noticed this week that I was getting annoyed that one of my teaching textbooks consistently uses “practice” every time, when they actually should be using the verb “practise” in some sentences.
How do you know when to use practice or practise?
To practise is a verb that means you’re doing the same action or process over and over, usually over time, to get better at that action or process. For…
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The Onion #2 - Maternity leave
La nouvelle ministre des solidarités et des familles Aurore Bergé a déposé ce matin une proposition de loi visant à réduire de 2 mois le temps de grossesse. Une période de gestation jugée “trop longue” et “pénalisante pour les entreprises” que cette réforme devrait enfin permettre d’équilibrer un peu. “7 mois c’est largement suffisant” a déclaré Aurore Bergé lors d’une conférence de presse. “Les enfants auront déjà 2 bras, 2 jambes, tout ce qu’il leur faut pour vivre convenablement” poursuit-elle, avant d’ajouter : “D’accord, leurs os seront mous, mais grâce à ça ils pourront avoir une belle carrière au Cirque du Soleil.”
This morning, the new Minister for Solidarity and Families, Aurore Bergé, tabled a bill to reduce the length of pregnancy by 2 months. A gestation period deemed to be "too long" and "penalising for businesses", this reform should finally provide some balance. "7 months is more than enough," declared Aurore Bergé at a press conference. "Children will already have 2 arms, 2 legs, everything they need to live a decent life," she continued, before adding: "OK, their bones will be soft, but thanks to this they'll be able to have a great career at Cirque du Soleil."
Une proposition controversée néanmoins saluée par Patrick Martin, le nouveau patron du MEDEF. “C’est une très bonne nouvelle pour tout le monde !” confie-t-il à nos confrères du Figaro. “Grâce à ça, les mamans pourront revenir plus rapidement au travail, et après avoir passé toutes leurs journées allongées, ça leur fera enfin du bien de pouvoir passer toutes leurs journées assises.”
This controversial proposal was nevertheless welcomed by Patrick Martin, the new head of the MEDEF. "It's great news for everyone," he told Le Figaro. "Thanks to this, mums will be able to get back to work more quickly, and after spending all their days lying down, it will finally do them good to be able to spend all their days sitting up."
Pour pallier le retard physique des nouveaux-nés, le gouvernement s’est également engagé à fournir un pack “Croissance” aux jeunes parents, comprenant : une couveuse “Pat Patrouille”, deux béquilles “Peppa Pig” ainsi que 3 tubes de vitamine C “Boiron”. Un pack indispensable pour “compenser les 2 mois de développement manquant” et pour que “les nouveaux-nés soient, certes, à moitié formés, mais également en pleine forme”.
To compensate for the physical backwardness of newborn babies, the government has also pledged to provide young parents with a "Growth" pack, comprising: a "Pat Patrouille" incubator, two "Peppa Pig" crutches and 3 tubes of "Boiron" vitamin C. This pack is essential to "compensate for the missing 2 months of development" and to ensure that "newborn babies are not only half-formed, but also in great shape".
Suite à la vague d’indignation provoquée par ce projet de loi, Aurore Bergé a déclaré “entendre la colère des parents” et se dit même prête à déposer un nouvel amendement visant à augmenter de 72 heures la durée moyenne des accouchements, afin que les femmes puissent “profiter encore un peu plus du plus beau jour de leur vie”.
Following the wave of indignation provoked by this bill, Aurore Bergé said she "understood the anger of parents" and was even prepared to table a new amendment aimed at increasing the average length of childbirth by 72 hours, so that women can "enjoy the happiest day of their lives a little more".
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Creating A Daily Writing Habit
Creating A Daily Writing Habit - Why is it important to write every day?
#amwriting #writerslife #makewritingahabit #WriteEveryDay #WritingCommunity
Writing every day can be challenging, especially for those of us who have a busy schedule due to work or family commitments.
It can be tough to set aside some time when you can be alone with a notepad and pencil or a laptop and without any distractions, but it is vital that you try if you want to be a better writer.
Think of writing as a muscle that needs to be developed. The more you exercise…
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ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - On the 6th and 9th of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and the PCRF.
I'm incredibly lucky to be counting quite a few big names in the roster, including known Jesus and Odysseus enthusiast @wolfythewitch, the extraordinary fanartist @denimcatfish, and the incredibly talented @troubledminnesotan, as well as Lilypichu from OfflineTV.
You'll be able to watch the streams on the day of the event either on my twitch channel here, or via the links provided by the artists below.
Lilypichu
Cuptoast
Akairosu_
Sevvanto
Wolfythewitch
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