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aethersea · 11 months

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It’s kind of interesting that Dracula goes on and on about how being notably foreign in England will make him friendless, for “a stranger in a strange land, he is no one; men know him not—and to know not is to care not for.” Meanwhile no one in Bistritz knows Jonathan, and yet they weep for him, press gifts upon him, beg him to turn back, and even risk their lives to try to get him away from danger.

Maybe the count makes no friends in strange lands because he just sucks.

#dracula daily #finx rambles #pun unintended but unregretted #finx reads dracula

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fruitsilly · 2 years

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bi-weekly? uhm yeah i'm bisexual every week lol

#bi tag #this stupid pun has been rotating in my brain for the past week #apple rambles

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nem0-nee · 11 months

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"Inside were human teeth arranged in a smile."

The snack that smiles back amirite? Or maybe bone apple teeth-

A little poster(??) of one of my favorite TMA episodes!!! The image of an apple having a complete set of human teeth in it was just *chefs kiss*

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus archives fanart #mag 34 #anatomy students #my art heh #[mandatory ramble ->]#yeah im sorry twst followers for this...#Yes I love lovecraftian horror (no pun intended)#anyway if you dont want to see this stuff from me just block this tag ->#[!!] spooke.exe #anyway ramble over see you in 5 years

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groenendaelfic · 4 months

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One day Simon will start uni*, only to realize that he's surrounded by people who think HE is the posh, privileged kid with no clue how the real world works, and that day will be hilariously glorious.

* or be conscripted—super unlikely, but a fic writer can dream

#he went to Hillerska!#the fanciest school there is #spent years rubbing shoulders with the wealthy elite #(all puns intended)#he banged the Crown Prince #he bagged the Crown Prince #what can he know about anything?#surely the press were exaggerating when they mentioned his background ...#outsider pov my beloved #young royals #fic ideas #simon eriksson #random ramblings

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takami-takami · 17 days

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I think Keigo's dirty talk is so funny. It's like either the most clever, erotic things to ever grace your ears, specifically designed to wreck you, or something so confusing and lame that it makes you actually pause and tilt your head. Like what the hell are you even talking about.

#he'll drop a pun and youll have to decide to ask him what the HELL his deal is or let it go #🐇 rambles

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haley-lana · 9 months

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gay catboy porn? you mean

nyaoi?

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notachair · 27 days

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Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

#atla #the way I was early out for this next surge in popularity 🤗 I was in a different phase by 2020 #it's not like it haunts me day and night but it does bother me thinking back on it. please tell me I'm not the only one 🧍‍♂️#I'll have to reblog the 'closure is a myth' post jk #what kind... of joke is it? leaf pun on leave i get. I'm bushed however I dont get. it implies the punchline sayer is a bush at least I #think. but what prompts the 'i am bushed' I dont get. is it not contextual? is it a phrase ive not connected like 'leaf me alone'?#is there anotger layer between leaf and bush? again what kind of joke (social:joke purpose. what is funny? only pun?) + (in-joke set up)?#is it about the kind of bush it is? is it between two plants? the plant & someone picking on the plant like a teamaker collecting?#is it about a plant that has grown into bush and thus (somethingsomething)?? is it not a plant at all? other elements? iroh *what*.#if the creators actually had a setup in mind- I fear it will be lame. but yet I am haunted #it must have cracked someone up for him to try relay it. (set in term of endearment here) 🧍‍♂️👈 *poking him*#either way. me 🤝 zuko @ being bad at remembering & relaying jokes 😁👍#at least in that instance anyway #I mainly stick to irony & sarcasm. running along with an mistaken assumption or replying w something silly & blowing it out of proportions.#puns if I'm lucky. ect. fun when I can reference it later tho I try not to overdo it. not like I'll likely remember it for too long anyway #now to lay in wajt see if anything happens....#avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #a:tla #my rambles #its lie and not lay is it not.....

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cottoncandysprite · 1 year

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Listen. I want Guillermo to have his hot vampire summer as much as the next guy. He deserves it. But one of the main points of the show is that vampires are just as human as we are. They are, inherently, Just Some Guy but with immortality and powers. Therefore, for true equality, Guillermo needs to be just as much of a cringefail loser vampire as the rest of the house. He may put on a front of sexiness and power, but at the end of the day he needs to stay just as much of a dork as he's always been. Thank you for coming to my DED talk

#hehe pun #but yeah the whole point is demystifying the vamps #if Guillermo is anything other than a loser after being turned ill be a little disappointed tbh #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #ramblies

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 10 months

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Y’ALL THE MARKETING TEAM DID PIXAR’S ELEMENTAL SO DIRTY

#knox rambles #Elemental #ITS SO GOOD???????#ITS GOT SOME FIRE (pun intended) LINES #AND THE TRAILER IS LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE THE MOVIE Y'ALL DONT' UNDERSTAND #I'M FLIPPING TABLES #I SWEAR DISNEY IS JUST TRYING TO OFF PIXAR RN WITH HOW BAD THEIR MARKETING HAS BEEN LATELY #actually i notice marketing in general has just dropped in quality lately but what'eve's #my bro wanted to take me to see it so badly and i couldn't understand why until i watched it like #trust me dudes it's GORGEOUS #AND its got amazing story #like #UGH I'M FISTFIGHTING THE TRAILER #IT LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE THE MOVIE IS ABOUT SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT #LIKE ITS SO BAD #THE MOVIE ITSELF IS TOP TIER QUALITY #I would say i'm overhyping but then i remember some of the lines and the way the characters and relationship are written and just #no i'm really not overhyping it's actually really good #there's so much mroe going on in that movie than just romance my dude

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your-queer-dad · 8 months

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What do you call a group of queer people waiting for their drinks at a coffee shop?

A LGB Tea Queue

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #finch rambles #trans joy #queer positivity #trans kids #trans community #aqueerjokeaday #coffee and tea #lgbtq jokes #puns

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missholoska · 2 years

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💜 Soriel Week Year 7 @sorielweek Day 2: Grocery Store 💙

* skeleton kisses are free... for a price.

* What is the price? ]: )

* zero dollars

#soriel #toriel #sans #sorielweek #sorielweek2022 #undertale #undertale art #comics #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #holoskart #posted this at 1am after spending 13 hours frantically trying to finish it but now it's a different day so I'll ramble in tags a bit #according to the file date I've had this thing scripted since november 2nd of 2018. I forgot it was actually that early after ch1's release #I updated the script a little after ch2 to match their interaction better but even then I could never make time for it #I wish I could've fully shaded this but I'm just glad it exists at all now ahah #also the 'choc it up' pun was entirely my own doing without even having to look up joke ideas and I'm unreasonably proud of it

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purplecatghostposts · 2 months

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*Leans into mic* If Wyll never made a deal with Mizora and/or after he breaks his pact with her, I think he would make an excellent Bard and here’s why.

Wyll’s highest stat is Charisma, which Bards use to cast

Bards are full casters which means Wyll still gets to keep his spells AND get plenty of them!

Among the list of weapons a Bard is proficient with, a Rapier is among them

Bards are best known for their Bardic Inspiration and Wyll is the perfect companion to give this to because he’s already very encouraging and giving him a magical means of aiding people with said encouragement would be perfect

Wyll would get healing spells which means Shadowheart wouldn’t be the only Origin Companion with them on the team

Bards are a very supportive class and I just think Wyll would enjoy that, especially if this is after being a Fiend Warlock, a very self serving class. The change of pace would be something to get used to but probably welcomed

The Bard Subclasses Colleges of Valor and Swords would be extremely fitting for Wyll considering both deal with Bards being able to be more physical fighters so he could help out on the frontlines OR stay back and provide help from afar, making them very well rounded. (Personally I think he would make a great Valor Bard but Swords Bard is also great for him)

Wyll would get Vicious Mockery. He would be hilarious with it.

Bards don’t need to play instruments to be a Bard, they can both use their way with words to cast spells OR use other forms of art if they so wish. Not only is Wyll charismatic but he loves to dance. He could cast spells while he dances. It would look amazing

I just think Wyll would make for a good Bard. Look at him. He would enjoy the class immensely

Thank you for your time. All of this came to me after I was trying to figure out an AU in which Wyll never met/made a deal with Mizora and was trying to figure out his class. I know you could argue Paladin but they rely a lot on strength, which Wyll is not known for, and Bards are way better for Charisma and Dex! Plus Paladins are half casters and I think Wyll deserves MORE spells actually.

#SB Speaks #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #this is my Bard Wyll Agenda #I think post-game he should become a Bard #Grand Duke Wyll having access to vicious mockery and trying so hard not to abuse it when another Duke is being a dick #He’s thinking about it. He won’t but he’s sure thinking about it.#I just think being a Bard in general would bring him joy #No pacts or oaths just a bunch of silly little spells and joy in his heart #As a Valor or Swords Bard he could literally say ‘I studied the blade’ as a pun and he would LOVE IT #Anyways you get the idea #SB Rambles

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reanimatedgh0ul · 1 month

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OK BUT THESE TWO ARE SO FALLEN ANGEL X ANGEL CODED WALK W ME