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hello henry! (is it ok to reffer to you like this?) my bro my guy my dude can i have March 7th being teased by reader? absolutely in love with her.
Thank you and have a good day!
March 7th with a reader that loves to tease her
characters: March 7th x gn!reader
warnings: none
a/n: I like March. She named herself after the objectively best month and her facial reactions make me "hihi haha" internally, so good choice!
Anyway, hope you enjoy!
March 7th
While March liked to indulge in a bit of teasing herself, especially when it was directed against Dan Heng or the Astral Express’ dumpster diving raccoon, she preferred to avoid becoming the target. And while she was far from taking it personally, her healthy level of narcissism blocking things from going under her skin better than any armor ever could, the idea of a joke being at her expense still didn’t completely sit right with her.
That being said, your addiction of teasing anything and anyone more acquainted than a total stranger was as much a part of you as your more agreeable characteristics, so until she found a way to fundamentally change that brain of yours she’d have to live with it.
When you found March staring at a pile of cardboard boxes, a sense of panic shot through your body as you feared a certain crewmembers hobbies might have rubbed off on her, your impulses immediately telling you to drag her away from there before she could even start thinking about throwing herself at them and searching them for whatever items of… value could be found in them. 
But instead of having to struggle with pulling her away, March almost jumped when you grabbed her hand, having been too focused to notice you in the first place, the thoughtful look on her face quickly being replaced by one of surprise.
“Wha- Oh it’s you. What are you sneaking up on me for? You almost gave me a heart attack”, she complained before quickly calming down, looking back towards the boxes as you apologized.
“So…”, you stretched the word for as long as you could before it started to sound too ridiculous, even for you “What are you thinking about? A fort built from Cardboards?”, you attempted to joke, only for her face to light up for a split second.
“That’s not even a bad idea, I should write that one down”, she answered before returning to silence, almost causing you to dig a little further, only for her to answer your questions before you could reiterate them.
“Aren’t this many boxes a bit… excessive? It’s quite a mess”, the girl wondered out loud, prompting you to take a closer look yourself.
“You might be right. I mean… Asta is quite renowned for being a generous spender, but I’m still surprised to hear those words from you”, you stated, only for March’s head to turn towards you faster than you could count to 3. 
“And why is that?”
“I mean, considering your room resembles an active warzone”, you were quick to answer, causing her mouth to open almost immediately.
“It’s not that bad. I just have more important things to do than cleaning it up every day”, she defended herself with a pout before her facial expressions quickly shifted into a glare . “Why do you know how my room looks in the first place? Are you sneaking into other people’s rooms while they aren’t there?”, she accused you, only for your face to remain as deadpanned as a rock.
“March 7th. You asked me to grab your camera from your room this morning.” Your explanation made her look down at the item attached to her clothes before letting out an awkward chuckle.
“Guess you’re right. Sorry”, she apologized, only for whatever reaction you had in store to be cut off by a familiar voice ringing out.
“That being said, you really should tidy your room up more often, March.” As the two of you looked behind you, you were greeted by the sight of Himeko standing in the door, a smile on her face as she looked like she had been there for the entirety of your conversation, just listening and enjoying the show.
“Are you done? We could stay a bit longer if it’s necessary, but I’d prefer to leave at any moment, so say your goodbyes and come to the Astral Express whenever you’re ready”, she stated before giving the two of you one last smile and leaving. Both March and you following her close behind.
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yorshie · 2 months
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why hello there sweet raccoon. hmmm eyeing your timezine a bit but i wont tell shhhh. Alas, i must know! <33
🌵 🥑 🔪 🦷 ❄️ 🏜️ 🦋🐚 ☁️ 🐝 🎨🧩
Hi keisha! It’s only (looks at clock guiltily.) oh. Oh ok yea you are right it’s pretty late my bad lol. I will honk sho after this raccoon’s honor.
Share the link to a playlist you love
- hm I think I’m gonna link The Wolf Queen, which fueled a lot of my werewolf boyfriend stage of life. It’s very much “I chose the wolf over the hunter” vibes and very darkly romantic.
You accidentally killed someone, which mutual do you call to help?
- Let’s be honest I would incriminate all of you in a voice chat session panicking to figure out how to get rid of a body. I am sorry.
What’s the weirdest topic you’ve researched for a fic?
- Hm…….. you know that tag for TMNT fanfic on AO3 called ‘turtle anatomy’? Lol
Share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear by
- If you get stung by a wasp slap some mud on it. Tobacco works great too.
What’s your dream theme/plot for a fic and who would write it best?
- oh goodness. Honestly, I think it would be neat if the moots all wrote a chapter of the “same” story. Like a choose your own adventure sort of deal. It might be a bit difficult but I think it could be fun, if we picked a easy prompt.
What’s your fav type of comment to receive on a work?
- any type of comment makes my day. Literal keyboard smashes are great. Falling out of windows are hilarious. Play by play thoughts? Marvelous. Once a person just spammed the letter A for three lines straight and I laughed so hard I wheezed.
Share something that has been on your heart and mind lately
- I’ve had a lot of feelings worrying over friends. Hoping they’re doing ok and wondering how to navigate helping them when I technically don’t “know” them…but I hope they read this and they know I’m thinking of them.
Do you like or dislike surprises?
- *squints suspiciously* hm…. Is this a turtle grenade question? (Lol I usually like surprises unless it’s irl and the person drops hints. Not knowing but Knowing kills me)
What made you choose your username?
- so my favorite book is called “The Last Dragon” by Silvana De Mari, and Yorsh is a character in the book. It’s a very good book, sometimes I hear ppl refer to me as “Yorsh” and am confused because I’ll forget I named myself after him lol. But it’s about the last elf who goes on a quest without knowing it to find the last dragon.
Tag your biggest supporters and say one nice thing about them
The whole Turtle Fam including you Keisha just the fact that you all let me be crazy about turtles makes you all my biggest supporters. You’re all dear friends and I must say you all have excellent taste in fictional characters.
Link your favorite piece of fanart and explain why you like it
This one of bayverse Leo giving Mona a Gift by Tychou When Leo Met Mona is my comfort fic to read when I’m feeling down, but also I just love these two. I will never not go crazy over Tychou’s Mona and her dynamic with Leo always makes me soft and fuzzy inside.
What will make you click away from a fanfic immediately?
- I can’t read things in first person.
Thank you for the ask!
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reverie-starlight · 10 months
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I'm lowkey kinda curious what kinda screenshots you have in that "unhinged on hinge" album icl... 👀 /nf
~ nessa ♡
LMAOO I wish I could share some of my favourites, but I don't wanna post the pics because a lot of them have the person's face in them
SOOO here are ten responses to the prompts/events that made me crack up written out for you <3
1) on my profile I had originally answered the prompt "my cry in the car song is..." and basically said something along the line of having too many, so if anyone needed recs to lmk and this guy asked "You okay? Need a hug or anything?"
...I changed the prompt very soon after that.
2) "this could be us:" and the picture was a drawing of Curious George and The Yellow Hat Man making out.
3) Prompt: "My greatest strength" Answer: Rizz with elderly civillians
4) The amount of men I've come across who respond to "I'm weirdly attracted to:" with the answer "mentally ill women" is actually crazy
5) "I'll fall for you if" and his response was "you trip me". I liked his response because I thought it was funny but we ended up not matching.
6) Abraham Lincoln liking my profile and asking me what I was doing that night with emojis I wish not to disclose on my sfw blog.
7) "Together we could" and his response was "build the largest drug smuggling ring canada has ever seen" :)
8) One of my prompts: "Green Flags I look for" to which I listed things like being open minded, letting me ramble abt stuff, and this guy responded to it asking me what kind of coffee/tea I like and I was very confused cause I didn't mention coffee (this one def isn't weird, but it amuses me anyway)
9) "I'm looking for" and he said "A girl who would stab me for looking at other women" and honestly? me too dude.
10) An actual response word for word I received for the same prompt mentioned in 8: Ok hear me out, an onion shaped raccoon rolls up to you, stared for a moment before proceeding to let out some enchantment table esk god speech, then stops time to untie your shoe and rolls off
bonus round: two guys who's profiles mentioned "becoming literate" and "wanting to be gaslighted" respectively in every. single. prompt.
I have so many more but these were some stand out ones. Also disclaimer, I'm not making fun of anyone here or trying to come across that way!! I know a lot of these are jokes and everyone is doing their best, but even so, it's unhinged behavior on hinge.
(also @emmyrosee since we were talking abt hinge a little yesterday, I thought you'd enjoy this too, I hope it's ok that I tagged u!!)
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trademarkhubris · 2 years
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i listen to tts r/askreddit compilations on youtube and my favorite ones are the paranormal life stories, here are a few genre of stories that come back regularly:
- this is a good prompt to test my writing skills (quality may vary)
- something legitimately freaky happened to me and im aware a logical explanation is possible but i still havent figured it out (sometimes genuine, sometimes obtuse and unwilling to consider a logical angle)
- raccoons
-something weird happened to me and im happy to share it in a concise and interesting way (rarely paranormal but they dont try to pretend, usually genuine and interesting/funny)
- i have seizures
- i have sleep paralysis
- i hang out in the woods alone at night because gods and predators can all suck my dick (and cougars/foxes/boars/bears/mooses/whatever tf else make weird noises)
- i have cats
- ok so technically this happened to my wife's cousin's uncle's great great great grandmother twice removed and its very obviously a family retelling of an oral tale that got passed down and i havent realised its very probably not real but im still going to chug through it and try to make my storytelling as fancy and ornate as possible instead of the 2 sentences i could write in 20 seconds
- it was a drugged/drunk person
- i think native american beliefs are scary and im going to make it your problem for the next minute and a half
- i accidentally made half my town think i was slenderman by walking my dog at weird hours and im too awkward to say anything about it
- i have hallucinations
- sorry this story isnt paranormal but someone tried to steal my skin and burn down my house and it was very scary! i know its not paranormal i apologize!! (aka honey i hope your therapist has a seatbelt on their office chair cause woof)
- raccoons again
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Hello! I didn’t see any rules so I hope this is ok :) but anyway I just came up with an idea for Brahms. my dog has been very naughty lately for some reason, for example; he comes into my room and starts digging through my trash while I’m right there, so I go up to him and pat him on the back to let him know that I can SEE him but he pauses a bit before going right back in. This ends in me having to haul him butt first out of my room Bc he’s a big boy. Any who sorry for the long story but it made me laugh a bit when I thought of Brahms doing something similar and y/n trying their darndest to wrench him away from doing something he knows is bad while also being extra difficult bc he remembers how massive he is. My apologies if this is a bit much and of course you can always deny this, and don’t put too much pressure on yourself to get it done quickly. Hope your having a lovely day xoxo💖💗
Thank you so much for this prompt I had so much fun writing it. I hope you like this headcanon and have a great day.
My requests are open and I will make a post stateing the rules/ what I will and won’t write about. Along with what characters I will write for.
Brahms Heelshire
- First y/n would not see him committing the “crime” but they will most certainly hear him
-Man sounds like a bunch of rats
- So when y/n comes bursting around the corner broom raised in the air ready to strike only to see Brahms digging threw their suit case they are not to happy.
- He would not notice them at first continuing to go through their clothes. (Throwing them around the room and pocketing some underwear)
༼ つ ˵ ╥ ͟ʖ ╥ ˵༽つ ‘Brahms no I need that’
- “Brahms” when you say his name he will freeze and slowly turn back to you with a innocent unassuming look.
- Only to continue to going through the suit case but faster this time trying to find what he wants.
- y/n would have to grab onto the back of his cardigan to try and drag him away.
- he will fight you!!
- This becomes a tug-of-war over his cardigan and half way through he would have grabbed something of yours and would be trying to make it into the walls
- All he really would have to do is get Y/n to let go of his cardigan (harder then it sounds) so he will eventually just take off the cardigan and escape into the wall with his prize.
- This man is the definition of a raccoon
- Y/n will never be getting that item back but he will be needing that cardigan back.
- And don’t even think about cleaning it.
We all love greasy wall man even if he does steal our stuff and pout about getting caught.
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Ello! Do you take requests? If yes, can I ask for a Technoblade with an S/O that is a red panda hybrid? It's ok if not! Thank you and have a wonderful day ,,^^,,!
  Don’t be afraid to send in requests my dear anons (and non-anons) I love having prompts to write for! I love red pandas so much, they’re so adorable,,,,, I don’t know how accurate this is because while I do in fact do research on stuff like this I read a whole Wikipedia article on red pandas and I don’t like reading stuff that isn’t fanfics. Anyways, hope you enjoy it!
    Technoblade With A Red Panda Hybrid S/O
  I’m gonna be completely honest
  His eyes are instantly attracted to your hybrid features.
  When he first sees you the best he’ll do is spare you a glance, so if he sees your tail he thinks you’re some kind of raccoon. If he sees your ears, he thinks you're a fox, like Fundy.
  He’s very confused when he sees both of them though
  Red pandas don’t exactly live in cold climates and aren’t creatures that steal food so he hasn’t really seen one before.
  He doesn’t like saying it to your face, but he loves how bushy your tail is. He loves touching it or even just having it graze against his skin. He also enjoys your ears but they aren’t as big and cuddlable as your tail so he has his favorite part of you being a hybrid.
  You have the sleeping patterns of a red panda (aka being nocturnal)? As long as you don’t go out and try to fight random things while he’s asleep and unable to fight you, he’s pretty okay with it. He’ll try to change your sleeping schedule so you can hang out more but if that doesn’t work he become nocturnal with you.
  He’s fine with you possibly being territorial, he’s insanely protective over Phil and Ranboo so he understands wanting to protect something really bad. But if he’s the thing you get territorial over? Oh, he will swoon without even realizing it. He’s okay with it but does make sure you don’t get agro at Phil and Ranboo.
  If you use the same defense mechanisms as Red Pandas he will find it absolutely adorable. Sometimes he forgets that you hide in trees while hunting if you get scared and he, in turn, gets scared and has to look for you.
  The first time he sees you try to make yourself look larger to intimidate Dream someone he deadass laughs. He does eventually grab you and drag you away from him before you get yourself killed, but he still makes fun of you for it whenever you get too cocky.
  If you inherited the quietness and communication of red pandas he’s a bit confused but won’t judge you for how you’re used to communicating.
  My mans has ADHD, you'll distract him at LEAST once a day.
  But as long as you aren’t doing it on purpose he’s okay with you triggering his ADHD sometimes.
  Poor Dadza was very confused when he came home to find you two whistling and making other communication noises at each other ;-;  
  He’s aware that Red Pandas are endangered animals so he uses that as his excuse as to why he tries so hard to protect you. It’s half true, he does care about animals, but he also doesn’t want to admit that he’s scared of losing you and anything that could bring him happy memories of you.
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shyficwriter · 3 years
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Temporary Home: Chapter 1
Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic | Reader x Guardians (With Yondu and Kraglin!) Guest starring Nick Fury and Maria Hill
Summary: The Guardians have pissed off some really dangerous people and need to lie low. Apparently your home is the perfect place to keep them, according to Fury.
Part 2 Here
Author’s Note: This will be multiple chapters, I already have so many scenes for this in my head. I hope you guys like it!
Word Count: 6,610
You had been called into a sudden emergency meeting one afternoon, and walked in expecting to be sent on perhaps an urgent but still run-of-the-mill mission, or briefed on a sudden change to an existing case. You didn't expect to essentially become the babysitter for eight aliens. Well, one of them was human, but still.
You waited in the briefing room with five other agents and Maria Hill. One of your fellow agents, you thought her name was Stacy, tried asking what the meeting was about, and Maria would only reply to wait for Fury, and that he should be there soon.
Admittedly that made you a little nervous. It wasn't often that you didn't get any information before a meeting, but you tried not to think too much into it.
Fury arrived a few minutes later followed by six people you had never seen before.
Two of the men looked normal enough- that is to say, human- but they were the only two. One with red hair and another with strange tattoos on his neck. Then there was a large shirtless greenish/greyish man with what looked at first glance to be many swirly red tattoos covering his body. He had what you thought was a raccoon holding a wooden doll sitting on his shoulder, until the raccoon jumped down onto the table and you saw that not only did the raccoon walk upright, but the "wooden doll" was actually alive, and walked around as well when set upon the table. The other man was a rough looking type, and he was as blue as the sky with what appeared to be a red metal mow-hawk. There were two women with them as well, a taller green one who looked like she could kill you without blinking, and a smaller paler one with antennae who actually looked kinda scared to be there, as she was all but hiding behind the larger shirtless man.
Now, with your line of work you were of course aware of the reality of aliens, but these were actually the first you'd seen up close other than some of the Skrull people Fury worked with.
This group, however, seemed a little... dysfunctional. The red haired man said something snarky to the raccoon, and to your surprise the raccoon spoke back, saying something equally snarky in return before snapping at the red haired man's hand. The man then mimed smacking the raccoon across the room only to then be smacked in the back of the head by the green woman, earning snickers from both neck-tattoo guy and the blue man.
Fury loudly plopped a folder on the table and looked at the group sternly, prompting them to silence. He then turned to you and your fellow agents. "You're probably wondering why I called you all here." Not waiting for an answer he continued, "In simplest terms, we need to provide sanctuary for this lot because they went and pissed off some very dangerous people, and the Nova Corps urgently insists that they need protection."
An agent to your right, you didn't know his name, spoke up. "Then why aren't they hiding them? Why pawn them on us?"
"This is their way of hiding them. Earth is considered primitive by the rest of the galaxy's standards. We have virtually no contact outside this planet, and Nova figured this would be one of the last places anyone might look. Buy them some time to diffuse the situation with the people after these guys before they blow them to pieces."
For seemingly no reason, the red haired man then flicked the raccoon, only to fall on his ass when the raccoon lunged at him, receiving many annoyed looks from the rest of the group.
The same agent spoke again, confusion on his face. "Pardon me, but why is this Nova Corps putting all this effort into hiding... them?" The inflection was clear. What was so special about these dumbasses?
Fury, after witnessing the buffoonery, pinched the bridge of his nose. "Well, in addition to them being idiots." He punctuated the sentence with a sharp look toward the group, making the man and raccoon attempt to straighten up. "They've also managed to save the galaxy on more than one occasion. Nova is understandably less than willing to see them come to deadly harm. This is where you come in. We can't keep them here, so we need agents who can house them until everything blows over. Now, we're considering dividing them them among the five of you-"
"Wait! Whoa whoa whoa! You never said we'd be split up! We're a team! You can't split us up!" cried the red haired man. The rest of the group seemed agitated as well, and started to argue with Fury.
You heard a couple agents to your left whispering that they were in no way going to house any of them, and you couldn't help but agree as you watched the scene in front of you.
The blue man had the red haired man by the arm, irritably telling the younger to "Calm down, boy!" as the red haired man tried to pull away, yelling and pointing at Fury about how "This wasn't the deal!" The green woman was also yelling at the red haired man, something about having no choice if they wanted everyone to be safe, as the neck-tattoo guy just stood there, almost as if he didn't know whether to be angry or sad. The woman with the antennae looked even more frightened, now burying her face into the chest of the large tattooed man while he simultaneously patted her head comfortingly and somehow also managed a deadly look at your director. The raccoon had now hopped back on the table to comfort the little wooden creature, which was now crying, soothing it and saying, "It's ok, buddy, I'm not gonna let them separate us, I promise. Look at me, it's gonna be fine."
That's all it took, and you cursed yourself.
You rubbed a hand down your face. Damn it. "I'll do it." you said, voice raised just loud enough to be heard over the commotion.
Loud enough to capture Fury's attention. He turned away from the now quieting group and shared a brief look with Agent Hill. "What was that?"
You sighed, a voice in your mind yelling at you to reconsider. "I've got a place. Out of the way." Wait, what the hell are you doing? "I can take them." No. Turn back! It's not too late! "I mean, people will have to double up in the bedrooms, but I have the space to take them all." Dammit! What's wrong with you!?
Fury nodded. "Where do you live?"
"In the interest of security, sir, I think that's a conversation best had in private."
Fury smiled. "Good answer."
***
After Fury dismissed the other agents and discussed the whereabouts of your home and its security, he surprised you by declaring that you'd all be leaving within the hour.
You were taken a bit aback, having assumed you'd have some time to prepare, but agreed, assuming that time must be of the essence. Preparations could be made as you went, you supposed.
The ride to your home was a bit awkward, to be honest. Fury split the group between your car and a larger black SUV that he would be driving. In your vehicle you transported the red haired man and the green woman, who's names you learned were Peter and Gamora, along with agent Maria Hill in the front passenger seat. You assumed she had been assigned to ride with you rather than Fury for security purposes, but you didn't ask. Fury transported the rest, which you were sure would have been an interesting ride to say the least.
Your journey, however, was quite quiet. Peter kept trying to make conversation, but it never went much further than a couple-word answers from you or Maria. Reason being that you honestly just didn't know what to say, and you weren't exactly the most open book, and you'd never known Maria to be much of a conversationalist while on the job, though you two usually got on pretty well together.
Your home was an old double storey stone farmhouse set in the countryside, miles away from the nearest house, and even further away from the nearest town. The back of the property was a decent sized lot that emptied into a forest that also shielded around the sides, and at the front there were hedges and tall trees blocking the property from the sight of nearest road. It was easy to miss if you didn't know where to find the drive path that turned off the main road and winded up to the house. For all intents and purposes, to any average person taking a country drive, it was as if it wasn't even there, lost among the vast amount of trees.
Therefore, when you did finally arrive at your home a good bit later, you were more than surprised to find three black vans already parked in your drive. You were first alarmed, worried that somehow your location had already been compromised. You stayed behind the wheel for a moment, unsure of what to do, until you looked in the rearview mirror to see Fury and his lot exiting his vehicle. You looked to Maria in confusion.
"Yeah, there may be a bit more you need to be briefed on." she said in reply to a question that hadn't left your lips, smiling apologetically.
You got out of your car, followed by the rest of your passengers, and walked over to Fury who was standing in front of his passengers as they stared up at their new (hopefully) temporary lodging.
"What's going on here?" you asked when you reached him, gesturing to the men coming out of your house.
"Slow workmanship. They should have been done and gone 30 minutes ago." Fury said flatly, gazing at a man who nodded apologetically to the director and spoke into his walkie for his men to wrap up.
"Fury-" you say, your tone unamused.
"Agent Hill was supposed to brief you on the way over." he said, looking past you to Maria with a raised eyebrow.
"I considered that it might be better to wait until we reached the destination, sir, rather than inside of a moving vehicle, considering."
Fury half nodded as if in agreement, then turned to look back at your home. "We already scoped your place out a week ago. You're right, it was nearly the perfect place."
"Excuse me?" you say, eyes widening in confusion and surprise. What the hell did he mean he had already scoped it out a week prior? You had been under the impression these people had just been spontaneously dropped in Fury's lap.
"Your home," he said as if that would clarify things. "We had already looked into it, and other than needing a few adjustments, it was the perfect safe house to hide them."
"You- How-" you sputtered. You took a moment to gather your thoughts. "You mean to tell me that this was all already decided before you ever called that meeting?"
"Of course. It would have been irresponsible to drop them off at the first place we found."
"Then why call the meeting? Why the damn charade if this wasn't really my choice?" You were fighting not to raise your voice too much, but it still came out irritated. You threw an accusatory glance at the group, who were clearly listening in on the conversation, not like you had been quiet enough for them not to hear if they hadn't been. "Were you lot in on this?"
Peter held up his hands and shook his head defensively, as did a few of the others. You only narrowed your eyes and turned back to Fury as he spoke.
"Oh, you always had a choice, I just wanted to make sure you'd be willing." Fury said calmly, only now turning to look at you. "I knew you'd say yes."
"How could you possibly know I'd say yes!?"
"Well you did, didn't you?" You could almost hear laughter in his voice. The fucker practically seemed pleased with himself. You could feel your blood boiling.
"Oh yeah? How do you know I won't take it back after this stunt?"
Fury turned back to watch the vans turn around to exit the drive. "You won't. I know that well enough."
"How can you be so sure?" you say defiantly.
The Guardians look to each other worriedly. What if you did take it back because this Fury guy pissed you off? Would they have to be separated? Would they have to find a whole new planet to hide on?
Yondu eyed you as you asked your director how he was sure you wouldn't take back your offer, expecting him to say that he would be paying you too much to refuse, but he didn't expect the answer that actually came out of Fury's mouth.
"Because you offered with asking how you'd be compensated, and you still haven't asked. That, and I read your face like an open book." He now grinned as he looked at you, saying much softer, "You don't have it in you to turn them away."
You felt your face grow hot and you stuttered a bit before looking up at the sky in defeat, sighing at the darkening clouds beginning to gather overhead, a testament to your torment, to be sure. "Fine." you say. Suddenly remembering what he said, you looked back at him, "What did you mean by adjustments?"
Maria smiled at Fury as she placed a hand on your back and guided you towards the door. The other's followed.
"I know this seems like an intrusion, but we promise we didn't hurt anything. We simply added a couple beds, stocked the pantry, and updated the plumbing and wiring."
"The plumbing was fine," you grumbled, "and I was working on the wiring."
"Your home is just over 200 years old. The plumbing might have been fine when it was just you here, but now you'll be housing eight other people. I think you can understand why we would consider improving it." Fury stated, almost like a reprimand to your stubbornness. You eye him, wondering how he could know how old your home was, but you supposed he knew that the same way he knew where to find your home a week before you ever told him where it was.
Because he was Fury.
Looks were exchanged among the Guardians as they entered the home behind you, surprised to hear of the age of your home to see it in such nice condition. Though, if you had been living here they supposed it shouldn't have come to much surprise that you would have cared for it.
The front door opened up to a large hall featuring a staircase to the left. On either side of the entrance were two more doors.
Maria lead you all through the door on the right into the kitchen to briefly show they had stocked the pantry with some foods they, The Guardians as you heard them referred to as, were used to, to make the transition to Earth foods easier. They would be making bi-weekly supply drops to your home to keep the pantry stocked to feed all of them, but the food would soon be coming only from Earth, as it would be both expensive, and a possible security risk to try and keep importing foods from outer space.
You all then exited the kitchen and travelled up the stairs while Maria explained that everyone's bags had already been placed in the rooms based on what they assumed would be the correct sleeping arrangements. Of course, everyone was free to switch it up at their discretion. Once at the top of the stairs you instinctually step forward and reach up to pull the string for the light, as the hall was a bit dim due to the fading light outside, but you find it missing.
"Where the hell did-" you think softly out loud, looking up to see the whole fixture had been changed. The light then came on by itself and embarrassingly resulted in you startling in surprise. You turn to see Fury grinning slightly while shaking his head, his finger still near a switch that definitely wasn't there before you left the house that morning.
"Man, they weren't kidding when they said you Terran types were primitive, eh Pete?"
You shot the raccoon an offended look before Fury reminded you that they had updated your wiring. You blushed and looked at the new switch suspiciously, wondering how they managed to rewire your house so quickly without destroying the walls, but resisted the urge to sarcastically accuse him of witchcraft lest you give these 'Guardians' the idea that you were actually scared of electricity. Not that you cared what they thought, or anything.
Maria motioned to the first door on the left of the landing, and said to you that they naturally assumed it was the one you slept in, as it appeared to be the only one currently being inhabited. You nodded that she was correct and she continued, opening the door and informing you that they had added an extra bed and had placed Mantis's bag inside. She pointed to the woman with the antennae, indicating that's who she was referring to.
You silently nod again, a gesture that you were accepting of this arrangement. Of everything else they had done, this was one of the lesser intrusive things, next to the pantry. The woman seemed like one of the least annoying of the bunch, so you weren't going to argue. Could be worse. They could have put the raccoon or the dude with red hair in there.
You didn't see, but Mantis let out a sigh of relief at this knowledge that you weren't going to be angry about sharing your room with her. Her mood immediately brightened, convinced she was about to make a new friend.
You peeked into the room as the others pushed forward with Maria. Inside was your wooden framed single sized bed, only now pressed against the right side of the room from where it had previously been centered beneath the window. A new bed had now been set up on the left side of the room, opposite corner from your own, to leave clearance for the attic door. This bed was a black metal framed single, already fitted with grey and white sheets.
You naturally assumed Fury's team decided to add similar beds to the other rooms while also making use of the remaining beds that were already there, and so you didn't follow the others to see. You didn't really care to see, hadn't been in those rooms much in years for a reason.
You just crossed your arms and leaned to rest back against your doorframe and watched on as Maria sorted them into the rooms and Fury took to standing in the corner opposite of you, watching everything.
Fury's team had apparently placed the belongings of the blue man and the man with the neck tattoos in the room directly across from your own, and you learned their names were Yondu and Kraglin, respectively.
They placed the large man, raccoon, and wooden child all in the room further down at the end of the landing on that side, and you learned the large man was called Drax, the raccoon was Rocket, and the tiny wooden child was Groot. Something twisted in your belly seeing the little wooden child shyly peek into the room from atop Drax's shoulder, but you forced it down. No time to think about who previously owned that room right now.
The raccoon could be heard complaining, "You're seriously gonna make me sleep in a crib?"
The twisting came back, and you looked at Fury, ignoring the snickers and banter from the raccoon's friends as they both teased him for his misfortune and told him to get over it.
"We might have taken advantage of some furniture in the attic." Fury said, shrugging.
"It was locked." you say, your eyes narrowed. How would he even know to look up there? Did they literally go through your entire house when they 'scouted' it?
"So was the front door."
You sigh bitterly, only eyeing him in response.
"Is there a problem?" Fury asked, not altogether sincerely.
You shake your head and break his gaze. "It's fine."
Directly across from the previous room, Maria informed the ones you now knew as Gamora and Peter that that's where their belongings had been placed, Maria stating that they hoped they weren't being forward in assuming the pair were a couple. Gamora only nodded and said it was fine, while Peter gave her a cheeky grin that made her roll her eyes. Them being in that particular room meant you'd be sharing a wall with them, and with the knowledge that they were a couple you hopped it wouldn't mean you'd wind hearing any... 'special' noises at night while you were trying to sleep.
Once everyone knew where they'd be sleeping and seemed happy enough with the pre-arranged sleeping arrangements courtesy of who you were now mentally dubbing Intruder Fury, neck tattoo man-Kraglin- looked at Maria and asked where the restroom happened to be.
You lowered a hand from where it had previously been crossed over your chest and rapped twice on the wall, getting his attention, and pointed to the only still closed door to your left, centered in the wall across from the opening to the stairs.
He nodded in thanks, seeming slightly embarrassed that he had forgotten that this was, in fact, your house and not Intruder Fury's or Co-Intruder Hill's.
Fury gave you an unimpressed look that you read as, "Use your words." and you spoke up saying there was another bathroom downstairs if anyone else needed it. Peter spoke up saying that he could use it, and so you nodded your head towards the stairs in a "come on then" gesture and lead him as well a couple others downstairs to point where it was, down the hall towards the back of the house, past the kitchen. It was the only door at the end the hall that could be seen from where you stood, so he couldn't miss it.
Maria and Fury met you at the bottom of the stairs behind the rest of the Guardians, sans Kraglin of course.
"We trust everyone will settle in nicely," Fury said, turning a pointed look at the Guardians as he said "and will be on their best behavior." This earned a few nods from the group and he then turned to you, adding almost jokingly, "Would you like to finish the tour?"
You pointed towards the kitchen and spoke flatly, "Food's in there, so is laundry," you pointed towards the bathroom Peter had disappeared into, "Shower and toilet's in there," you pointed upstairs, "Sleep's up there," you opened the door to your left, the only room not yet explored that you were willing to open, and pointed inside, "Sitting room is in there. Watch TV, read, knock yourselves out."
Fury spoke first. "I get the way we went about this situation may seem less than ideal to you, but I assure you there's no need to be testy."
"I have every right to be 'testy.' You couldn't have just asked? If you really somehow already knew I'd say yes than why go through all-" you waved your hands around, trying to find the words, "You had to go and be all... you?!" There was an edge to your voice that drove the message. He had manipulated you, if that were even the right word for it. He had this all planned out in advance, made you a puzzle piece, you fell right where he said he knew you would, and you were meant to what? Smile about it?
"I could have," he conceded, looking thoughtful, "But that's not how I do things."
"You shook your head. You're a real piece of work, you know that?"
Fury only nodded once in response before asking, "Do you have any further questions?"
You look out the door window briefly to see the clouds had gotten much darker. "Looks like rain, director. Better hurry, wouldn't want you to get wet." The edge to your voice got sharper. Fury simply nodded with a half smile. Message received. Get out.
The Guardians, who hadn't gotten your hint to go shoo off someplace, remain stood in the hall, glancing at each other awkwardly. It surprised them that a man like Fury, and the way he seemed to be, would be seemingly so cool with the way you were speaking to him.
You spoke again as he reached for the door. "See you tomorrow. Ottawa case, right?"
Fury stopped. "Actually no. You won't be coming in tomorrow."
You blinked. "Excuse me?"
"You've been moved off that case to this one, we won't be shipping you off to Canada. In fact, you're off all further cases for the foreseeable future."
"Am I being punished for something, sir?" you ask, the edge still not having left your voice, but it was now softened by confusion.
"No." Fury replied, "If anything, consider it a vacation."
"I did not ask for a vacation, sir." you say, trying to bite back the irritation in your voice. "I have no desire to just stay home."
Maria looked at Fury with a 'told-you-so' expression, stating to him that she had known you wouldn't have taken this well.
Fury looked at you firmly. "You're due for one, and we need someone to stay and guard them. You already live here, they're staying here- Two birds, one stone."
Your face hardened in indignation. "So I'm a babysitter now? Look, if you're retiring me just say so."
The Guardians still stood there awkwardly, Kraglin finally coming down the stairs to quietly join them, eyes wide and wondering where all the tension had come from. Maria tilted her head toward the sitting room, hoping they might get the hint. They did, awkwardly backing into the room, not wishing to interrupt your argument with Fury.
"You're not being retired-"
"Good. Then I can keep working. There's literally no reason why I need to stay home."
"You haven't taken a vacation in five years." Fury said, the authoritative tone in his voice rising, "This isn't a request. It's an order."
Peter then exists the bathroom, saying "What did I miss-" and almost shrinking back inside when he notices his friends are gone and the tense looks between you and Fury. Mercifully, Agent Hill gestures him to the sitting room and he sidesteps his way past while you ignore him, too focused on trying to burn Fury with your eyes.
Knowing you had no options and could make no further arguments, you angrily yielded. "Yes, sir." you say bitterly.
"That's better. If you need anything you know how to contact me or Agent Hill." With that he bid you goodbye and opened the door.
It was now beginning to rain outside.
"Warned you about that rain." you snarked as he made his way out the door.
***
Agent Hill looked at Fury as they entered his vehicle, the rain coming down harder now.
"Stubborn as hell, that one." Fury remarked, turning his key in the ignition.
Maria agreed, but also stated she thought this might be good for you as they drove away.
***
You stood there in the hall for a good moment before Gamora asked if everything was ok from the doorway of the sitting room. You looked at her, and she went on to apologize for their intrusion in your home but also said they were grateful you allowed them to stay.
She started to say something else, probably was going to be more apologies border-lining on 'please don't change your mind,' but you raised your hand and cut her off, "Don't worry about it. It's not you guy's fault he's an asshole," you say. You look at her and you can see she is tired, probably both from lack of sleep and worry. You try to be more gentle. "Look, it's fine. Just... settle in. I know it's late, but there's food in the kitchen if you guys are hungry, I'm- I'm gonna go clean something." You break eye contact and head into the kitchen, sure there was at least a plate or glass in the sink you could tend to.
Sure, enough, once you got to the sink you noticed a few dishes from the morning, and so you turned on the tap. You decided cold water was good enough, not feeling like waiting for the immersion to heat up, but you turned the knob for the hot water anyway out of habit. Realizing you had thrown the old dish rag in the laundry without replacing it, you allowed the water to run while you searched the drawer for another.
You heard footsteps entering the kitchen as you returned to the sink, and assume someone must have finally decided they were hungry. Not turning to greet whoever it was, you absently run the cloth under the tap to get it wet- only to immediately rip it back with a, "g-OW! Damn! Fuck!"
You doubled over, holding your burning hand.
"You ok? What happened?"
You look up, squinting through pain, to see Drax had asked the question, standing in the doorway with Mantis and Gamora, the little tree child sitting on her shoulder.
You breathed. "Yeah. One of those fuckers must have turned the immersion on and left it." You straighten yourself, your hand still smarted but you knew it'd be alright, and turned off the tap with the dishrag. "I'll check it out."
You exit the kitchen through the other door at the far end of the room to check the hot press to the right of the cellar door behind the stairs, intent to turn the immersion off, and bitterly wondering just how long it had been left on for. However, once you opened the door your immersion was nowhere to be seen. You stared in confusion at the new pipes that now ran straight through the floor into the cellar before noticing a note taped to the back wall that only said "Upgraded to boiler. Check basement. ♡ Maria."
You narrowed your eyes and opened the cellar door, already pulling out your phone as you descended the stairs. You quickly located this new boiler fairly quickly. It was cylindrical in shape and black in color, and much larger than your previous heating unit, probably why it was now in the cellar. You dialed the phone, the first word out of your mouth when you got an answer was simply, "Why?"
***
The other guardians in the sitting room had also heard your swearing and peeked out of the room just in time to see you walking very cranky-like across the hall. They looked at the three standing in the kitchen doorway and they only shrugged in response to their quizzical glances.
Curious, and hearing you walk down the stairs, Peter and Kraglin tiptoed over to the Cellar door to see what was going on, standing just off from the door. They caught bits of your end of the conversation.
"Why?" ...
"Well, yes I can understand that, but-" ...
"Well you could have warned me! I just about burned my hand off!" ...
"Fine. How does it work?" ...
"No, I'm not going to-" ...
"Yes, I know they-" ...
"You know what, I'll figure it out. Bye."
They hear you start to climb the steps and scurry back to the sitting room, not wishing to make it apparent they were eavesdropping on their new host.
You re-enter the kitchen and grab a glass of milk to soothe your nerves, seeing as it was now raining buckets and you couldn't be bothered for a walk as you would have preferred.
You sit at the table and look to see the three still standing in the doorway. You raise an eyebrow. "You alright there?" Thinking bizarrely that they must be shy you gesture towards the pantry. "Food's over there if you're hungry."
Drax merely shrugged and took up the offer, guiding Mantis over with him, but not before accepting Groot from Gamora.
Gamora stepped towards the table and took a seat across from you. "I couldn't help but notice you seem less than happy about this arrangement, I'm sorry-"
You cut her off once again. "Don't be sorry. I already told you it's not your fault Fury can be a dick. It's just a lot of new all at once and I wasn't expecting it. You're fine." You take another sip of milk, finally realizing what it was that she was actually afraid of. "You don't need to be scared that I'll send you back or anything."
She actually seemed to relax a bit. "Thank you. If there's anything-"
You set your glass on the table and fold your hands. Sentiment made you uncomfortable. "Look, as long as you guys clean up after yourselves and don't destroy my home, we're fine." Looking for a change of subject you said, "Why don't you introduce the rest of your friends. It couldn't hurt to get to know you a little."
Gamora smiled slightly. "Well, that's Drax and Mantis." she said, pointing to the two who were now coming back to sit down with their snacks. "And this is Groot," she added once Mantis sat the child on the table.
You smiled. "Cute little bugger, isn't he?"
"I am Groot!" he said excitedly, taking a bite of a food you didn't recognize. Must have been one of those outer-space types.
"Hello, Groot. How are you?"
"I am Groot."
You raised an eyebrow. "Um.." Maybe he misunderstood you?
Before you could ask again, Drax speaks up. "That's all he can say. He means he's ok."
"Oh." You nod slightly and take a sip of your milk, bemused. "I see."
The four of you conversed for a little bit. You learned that Drax liked knives, and he seemingly took everything very literally. Mantis was sweet, and she was convinced you two would be friends. She also said she was excited to share a room with you, because it would be like a sleepover. Gamora gave you a smile that seemed to say "forgive her," but you honestly weren't too bothered. It was almost sweet. Before you could ask about Gamora though, she stood up and asked if you'd like to meet the others.
You shrugged and nodded, placing your now empty glass in the sink before following her out to the sitting room where the other men were.
You walked in and saw Peter sitting in an armchair listening to a music player, seemingly ignoring the other two men as they stood looking weirdly at the TV. The blue man tilted his head at it, a hand to his chin in thought, while the other waved his arms slowly in front of it saying, "I dunno. Maybe it's broken?" He looked ridiculous.
You stifle a laugh and asked, "What are you doing?"
They turn to you, the blue man speaks. "Tryin' to figure out how to turn on this Terran TV of yers. Rat says they're motion activated, but nothin' we do is workin.'"
You give him a strange look. "Motion-? No- You just use the remote."
Then you hear a snickering and find it's coming from the raccoon, perched on the back of the couch. "Rocket." Gamora says in a mix of scolding and accusation, and he starts laughing harder, jumping down on the cushions to retrieve the controller from between them. "You guys looked so stupid! Ahaha!"
Yondu glares and Kraglin snatches the remote, flipping the television on and raising his hands in an annoyed "There we go!" gesture, sharing an annoyed look with Yondu at Rocket.
You motion to one of the game controllers on the coffee table, stating they'd want to use one of those if they wanted to actually watch something, as the first controller only turned the TV on.
Before you could offer to show them how to use Netflix, Gamora started introducing the remaining guardians.
Peter removed his earbuds and greeted you, standing to shake your hand, only to be shot down by you saying there was no need to be so formal, keeping to yourself the fact that despite working for Fury, you hated formal with a passion. He held up his hands and sat back down. "No problem there. We're probably the least formal people you can get." he said with a smile. You didn't see, but Gamora gave him a warning look that kept him from putting his feet up on the table.
The other two men and the raccoon seemed to agree with Peter, and nodded their greetings to you instead when introduced.
"Say, just curious, but how come it's just you living in this big ol' house by yerself?" came a question from Yondu.
You probably should have expected that question, but you didn't like it all the same. You were trying to decided if 'Don't worry about it' would be too rude of an answer when Peter notices the change in your expression and adds his own question out of fear that Yondu had offended you in some way. "How long have you been here? Fury said this place was old."
You chose to answer Peter's question instead. "Grew up here. House has been in the family since it was built."
"Oh. Cool." said Peter.
Not looking forward to any more possible questions about yourself you looked up to the clock and found your way out.
"Well, it's nearly ten, I think I'll turn in early." you say, excusing yourself.
Just then a loud thunderclap sounded and you heard a squeal from the kitchen.
"Kid scared of storms?" you ask, looking to Gamora.
The lights go out. You hear a scream.
"Nah, but apparently Bug is." says Yondu.
Realizing he likely meant Mantis, and that Mantis was your new roommate, you sigh. "I'll get a flashlight."
The lights flickered back on.
"Nevermind."
Everyone pretty much decided to go to bed after that, Mantis shyly shuffling into the bedroom a few minutes after you to retrieve some items from her bag and coming back dressed for bed as you scrolled through Tumblr, having already washed up and dressed for bed.
She crawled into her bed, pulling the covers up to her chin.
Thunder cracked again and she whimpered. You honestly felt a little bad for her.
"Do... does this happen often?" she asked.
"The storm? No." you answered honestly. "It'll be over soon. Just try to sleep." You stand up to turn the light off but pause, turning back to the curled up form on the bed opposite of your own, your face softening. "Would you like me to leave a lamp on?"
Mantis nodded.
You click on your desk lamp before turning off the overhead light and crawling into your own bed. You heard her say goodnight to you from across the room.
"Night," you return, turning toward the wall.
They were an odd lot, a bit dysfunctional, but you decided they were ultimately harmless. 'This whole ordeal will be over before I know it,' you thought as you closed your eyes.
You'd find out soon enough that you thought wrong.
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sylvies-chen · 3 years
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for the drabbles? can i ask for: lucy/tim | 'is that my shirt?' please?
I felt the need to take a different spin on this prompt because going to smutty route just felt so obvious lol 😅 anyway sorry if you were expecting smut but subverting expectations every now and then never hurt anyone, right?
44. “Is that my shirt?”
Thirty more minutes.
That’s how long Tim has before shift ends.
He’s a good cop and he loves his job. He swears he does. But sometimes, the days feel really long and are filled with things that manage to piss him off. Arresting creeps for public urination, wiping vomit out of the holding cells, dealing with generally annoying and unpleasant people. It gets under Tim’s skin every now and then. Today is a now. Today is a then.
So he’s counting down the minutes. He checks the clock every five minutes without even meaning to and time goes by even slower with every glance. Damn. He really wants to get this day over with.
Tim’s about five minutes from freedom— finally— when he sees it. Whirring past him, quick but clear as day, is Lucy. She seems distracted, busy with something as she mumbles to herself and heads for the locker. He finds himself instinctively following her, curious and admittedly a little concerned as to what has her so deep in thought.
She moves to the locker room and heads for the lost and found bin, rifling through sweaty t-shirts and broken belts and singular socks that don’t have their match. For a precinct full of detectives, it sure is notorious for being filled with crap that no one should forget. But for some reason, he observes Lucy as she digs through it like a raccoon looking for scraps. She almost looks like a raccoon too: she’s got her hair down loose in messy curls, the shirt she’s wearing looks six sizes too big for her even from the back, and her jeans are wrinkled. It’s strange. His eyes go wide with confusion.
“What are you doing?”
“Oh, hi! You’re here,” she realizes, turning around to face him. “That means you can help.”
Tim hardly registers what she’s saying. Instead, his eyes fixate on the grey shirt she’s wearing. Now that she’s facing him, the front is visible and he can see exactly what’s on the shirt. It’s a Van Halen shirt, one that has a barbecue sauce stain on the right sleeve. He doesn’t need to see it to know that it’s there: he’s the one who caused the stain.
That’s his shirt.
How the hell did she get his shirt? Tim’s been looking for that shirt for months. Sure, he mainly uses it as a shirt for when he’s doing something messy and needs something he won’t mind dirtying a little. But that’s his shirt. He has memories with that shirt, semi-decent ones. Last he’d seen it was when he was helping Angela paint the nursery. He can still see the streaks of white paint on it, although it’s nearly faded now.
“Is that my shirt?”
Lucy looks down at the shirt, then back up at him. “Oh, yeah,” she admits bashfully. “Sorry. I’m trying to find some good UC clothing for Nova since my next operation starts next week. I needed something a little worn down and this is perfect. Angela lent it to me, she said you left it at her place and that I could use it. Do you mind? I could give it back if you miss it.”
He’s about to protest. He’s about to say that yes, he does miss it. That Angela knows exactly what she’s doing, messing with Tim by giving Lucy his t-shirt. That she had no right to give it away and there are a dozen ratty shirts Lucy can find in the lost and found bin. But dammit. She’s giving him that hopeful look and he just can’t say any of it. He loses his words.
Admittedly, she’s unbelievably beautiful— even in an oversized t-shirt and jeans.
“No, I don’t mind,” he assures her softly, sticking his hands in his pockets. His body feels antsy all of a sudden, like he doesn’t know what to do with himself around her. When the hell did this start happening? “It… it suits you.”
Her eyes twinkle in surprise, but she sends him a warm smile and it makes her whole face light up. He returns the smile, of course. She’s one of the only people that he does that for. “Thanks.”
Tim nods courteously, looking around the room. It’s awkward, to say the least, and they’re not used to giving each other full fledged, borderline flirty comments yet, so he changes the subject quickly. “So, your next assignment’s next week, huh? That must be exciting.”
“Yeah,” she raves. “I can’t wait. I’m not expecting the same outcome as my first time but I’m still hoping to do a little damage. I just need to work on my backstory and my talking points a little bit.”
“I could help you with that,” he offers, rather abruptly.
He can? Why did he say that? He’s been dying to go home for the past two hours, since when can he willingly help his former rookie with an assignment he’s not even technically involved in? “You can?” She asks.
“Yeah. Why not, right?” He nods as if realizing it himself, because he is. He’s just now realizing it, but he really does want to help her. He wants to spend time with her, even if it’s only in a professional setting.
He realizes that going home is not what he needs anymore. Because his day already seems completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things now that he’s with her— now that she’s near. And he doesn’t know what that feeling is, that terrifying, wonderful feeling, but he knows he wants to follow it.
“Ok, great. I’ll uh, I’ll get my notes and paperwork and meet you back here in ten. You’re not doing anything after shift, right? I don’t want to get in the way of your plans.”
“No, I’m free,” he shrugs. It’s the first time he’s ever felt shy— especially around her. It sends a subtle blush across his face.
“Great. It’s a date,” she hums softly before turning away.
Date. His heart thumps at that word. And throughout the realization that he’s going to be spending the next hour at the place he’d been so eager to leave— going over notes and having to listen to Lucy’s constant ramblings about psychology and some music guy named Jimin— he doesn’t feel annoyed or disappointed at all.
He feels the blush on his face and knows that maybe Lucy Chen makes him feel better about life than he’s felt in a while. And that’s definitely something worth chasing.
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Missed You Too
Pairing: Lucifer x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 1.2K
Warnings: relationship neglect? swearing? luci is a lil mean in the beginning, emotional reader, fem reader, kissing
A/N: some self-indulgent fluff/angst after a REALLY long week :o
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It was the last week of the semester and everyone in the House of Lamentation could feel it, especially when Lucifer came storming down the steps and slapped schedules down to the minute in front of each person at the breakfast table on Monday morning.
As the week progressed, you could see the sleep-deprivation and stress in his posture and expression and began to get worried, not to mention the fact that you hadn’t even received a simple kiss on the cheek from him in at least 4 days.
He was much shorter with his siblings as well, he spent meals in his office rather than at the table, he slept next to you in bed instead of you being the little spoon or a koala, and every attempt you made to help him relax was met with a prompt, curt response and a smooth mahogany door being shut in your face.
You bit your lip in frustration at his antics, crossing your arms after another rejected attempt to get him to cuddle with you, and stomping back to your shared room to steal his pillow and get some sleep.
After tossing and turning in the lonely bed for hours, you looked at your DDD. It was around one in the morning, yet no Lucifer in sight. Glaring at his empty, cold side of the bed, you got up in a huff and returned to his office door, knocking primly.
“Yes, dearest?” He asked, opening the door.
His hair was a mess, as though he’d been running his hands through it for the last 4 hours (which he had) and he looked like an extremely irritated raccoon, “Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
“Come to bed Luci, I miss you.”
“Go to your room and go to sleep, MC. Can’t you see I’m a little busy at the moment?” He responded, just short of a growl.
You wilted. He didn’t miss you?
“Can I at least sit with you while you work? It’s been so long since we’ve been together for more than a minute and I just…” 
“Just what? Spit it out.”
You cringe at the sharpness of his tone and shift your weight with downcast eyes, “I-I want you to hold me.”
Too engrossed in your socked feet, you didn’t notice, but Lucifer’s expression softened. You were right, it had been a few days since you’d gotten some alone time. He had a budget report to construct anyway and your warmth and company would be appreciated.
You almost squealed when he scooped you into his arms, silenced by a long, breath-stealing kiss as he shut the door with his foot and walked back to his seat, only then releasing you to gasp for breath.
He’d missed this.
“One more,” You pleaded, a beautiful flush rising in your face as you clung to his uniform, “Just one more kiss Luci, I’m beg-”
You didn’t have to tell him twice.
His lips were on yours before you could finish, silencing you a second time.
This time, when he pulled away to breathe, you were crying. Lucifer littered your wet cheeks with feather-light kisses and pressed his forehead to your own, gently rocking your sobbing form against him in hopes of pacifying your tears.
Your fingers curled into the soft black hair at the base of his neck and your other hand clutched at his back as a whispered declaration of love tickles your ear over and over again, and you feel whole again.
“I’m so sorry, love… I haven’t been very attentive.” He murmurs, “How can I make it up to you?”
“I-I don’t need you to be attentive,” You sniffle as Lucifer dabs at your cheeks with his handkerchief, “I just don’t want to be completely cut off. I… I love you so much and I miss you all the time. I guess I got a little overwhelmed with school a-and work, plus you were avoiding me s-so…” You trail off, “I just got lonely.”
He smiles gently, kicking himself for avoiding you, for he had been with good reason. He himself had noticed how sharp his words sounded when he spoke to his family. To avoid speaking to your gracious little heart in such a manner, he stopped speaking to you altogether, having the opposite effect he intended.
“I think we both did,” His heavy, soothing baritone rolled over you like a tidal wave, washing your fears away, “But understand that hurting you was never my intention. I… I have a habit of being extremely curt and sharp with my siblings during these times and I wanted to spare you.”
“I know,” You card your fingers through his hair and let your eyes take in his looks for the nth time, yet they never ceased to take your breath away, “And to make it up to me, you can let me make you a snack and go to sleep, but I have to be in your arms.”
You crossed your arms, meeting his tired, ruby gaze. “You need it Luci. I’m not gonna make you admit it, but if you’re not in the kitchen in 10 minutes I’ll… um-”
Pursing your lips, you tried to think of a suitable punishment for the demon.
After struggling for several moments, you gave up, “W-Well I guess you’ll find out if you don’t!”
With that, you pecked him on the forehead and scampered to the kitchen as quietly as possible so as not to awaken a demon or six.
Little did he know that in the time it took him to get downstairs you had soothed one of Beel’s stomach aches, helped a sleepwalking Mammon get back into bed, and warm some milk for Levi so he could fall asleep better. (He’d been testing a horror game demo for a gaming company and it had shaken him up so bad he’d gone to find MC, who he knew would understand and comfort him despite their normie status)
When the Avatar of wrath did amble down the steps and into the kitchen with a blanket around his shoulders, he found you making him his favorite food.
Coming up behind you, he placed ungloved hands on your hips and buried his face in your neck, “If you keep this up, you’ll wake Beelzebub. You know how he can’t resist your cooking.” (because this MC knows how to cook, ok? Idc what the creators think, i can cook >:(
He felt the shudder that wracked your body at the breath on your neck, the voice in your ear, and the touch on your hips and pulled you close as you let his snack fall onto a plate.
“Save the hickies for bed, love.” You murmur, “Eat.”
Despite your protests, Lucifer pulls your body into his lap for safe keeping while he eats, one large hand resting on your back to hold you in place.
When finished, he rises, holding you against his stomach and wrapping his makeshift cloak around you as well and carries you up the steps to his room.
Once comfortably settled under the sheets, Lucifer whispered the words you’d been longing to hear since asking him to go to bed.
“I love you so much my dove.”
“I love you too Lucifer.”
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katsukisblackteddy · 3 years
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You Have My Heart...
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Word Count: 2.14 k Pronouns: feminine (she/her) Pairings: K. Bakugou x reader Warnings: gore, dark fic ahead, violence, cursing, death
Thanks Marie ( @dailydoseofscenarios​) for letting me be part of the server event! I had a lot of fun writing this, and as you can tell, I took the prompt kinda literally...anyways....I hope you like it! Don’t forget to check out all of the other fics in this event under the server event hashtag!
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The ash blonde sat in the oversized red leather arm chair that faced the large window overlooking her garden. He let out a soft sigh, readjusting his position to get more comfortable as he leaned his chin in the palm of his hand. 
“What am I supposed to get her, that she doesn’t already have?” He questioned aloud, his crimson eyes shifting to the side as the large dog beside the chair let out a sigh himself moving into a laying down position, as if to say, I don’t know why you’re asking me. 
“You aren’t very helpful, Khan.” Katsuki muttered, as his eyes focused back on the window, a ghost of a smile pulling at his lips at the sight of his beloved wife in the garden below. Khan let out a whine in protest, as a close lipped smile grew on his owner’s face a moment later. “I’ll ask Shitty Hair.” Katsuki stood to his full height, the large black dog standing as well, prepared to follow him.
The ash blonde and his loyal dog walked down the long expanses of hallway, ornately decorated with golden accents, on the way to his private quarters. “Good day, Master Bakugou. Please give my best to the Mistress.” A few servants said as he passed them in the hallway, simply nodding in acknowledgement before he closed the heavy wooden doors to his study.
“Khan get me the ink.” Bakugou stated without looking up from where he was writing, the quill held firmly in his left hand, an almost empty ink well beside the letter he was in the process of writing to his best friend. “Good boy.” He threw the dog a treat as a reward before going back to writing, Khan settling at Bakugou’s feet once more in content silence.
“Dear Shitty Hair, Help me or else. What do I get Big Hair for Valentine’s Day? Come over and help me now. I won’t help you next time with Raccoon Eyes if you don’t help me. Signed, K. Bakugou.” The explosive man read aloud, nodding once before shoving it roughly into an envelope. He scribbled the information down before sealing the expensive stationary with golden wax, pressing the Bakugou Family Crest into the warm wax to leave an imprint.
“You!” Bakugou’s loud voice startled the butler walking past him in the hallway, the man blinking up at his employer nervously. 
“Master Bakugou?”
“I don’t care how you get this to Kirishima, just do it. And get it there by this afternoon.” Bakugou told him before walking away. He didn’t have to tell anyone anything twice, and he liked that.
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A number of hours later, one of the servants announced that Kirishima had arrived, while Mina went to the garden to spend time with (y/n). 
“So is there a reason a winded man servant showed up at my door some time ago? You aren’t a father yet...are you?”
The ash blonde scoffed, quickly dismissing the idea with a roll of his eyes. “Fuck no.”
“Well, you aren’t getting any younger...”
“Well, I’m not getting any older either...”
“Don’t counter my point with another point.” Kirishima argued back as Bakugou rolled his eyes and flipped the redhead off with a small smirk.
“Whatever.” Bakugou stated as they both sat down in a chair. “I can’t think of anything to get (y/n) for Valentine’s Day.”
“It’s your anniversary, too right?” Bakugou nodded. “How many years?”
“183.” Bakugou said after a moment in thought. Kirishima stayed quiet as he thought.
“Do you remember how we all met each other?”
“You mean on our wedding night?” The blonde snorted as Kirishima rolled his eyes.
“Well, I guess...but you remember the first time you saw her right?”
“Well yeah, but she was just an extra then...I didn’t even know she was the woman I was going to marry.”
“What did you do? You weren’t an asshole to her, were you?” Bakugou simply glared at Kirishima. “Damn, you were.” Kirishima frowned.
“That’s a lie, Shitty Hair!”
“Whatever, just give her something super unconventional. Mina loves those types of gifts.” 
“Like what?”
“Well, you remember those super exclusive auction seats that we scored a few decades back?”
“Which ones? The Body is Art ones?”
“Yeah...well, I contacted Pierre and he lined up this whole private show and he let me harvest the different pieces...anyways, Mina loved it....We ended up keeping a few things.” Kirishima shrugged.
“How did you contact Pierre? Didn’t he say he hated technology?”
“That just what he tells everyone. He owed me a favor from a while ago. Anyways, the man loves you, I’m sure he’d do it for you in a heartbeat.”
“Whatever.” Katsuki shrugged dismissing the idea, but he would definitely look into it later. “Are you staying for dinner or not?”
“Are you asking?”
“Answer the question, Shitty Hair.”
“Sure!” Kirishima smiled widely, showing off his sharp teeth before the pair of friends decided to join their partners outside in the garden.
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“Hey Mina?” (Y/n) questioned, looking over at the pink skinned girl who had her back against a tree. Mina’s eyes focused on her, a kind smile on her face.
“I’ve been thinking of what to get Katsuki for Valentine’s Day...and I want your opinion on it...” (y/n) trailed off, growing slightly nervous that Mina would think the gift was weird or stupid.
“If you wanted to model lingerie for me, you could’ve just said that...though Bakugou wouldn’t care if you were in a sack or lace...have you seen the way he looks at you? How do you not have gremlins...I mean children yet?”
“Mina! Get your head out of the gutter! I’m not modeling lingerie for you...right now at least...and we’re too young for children...”
“You’re 200 years old, but keep lying to yourself.” Mina teased as (y/n) rolled her eyes at one of her best friends, her face still slightly hot from what Mina had said earlier.
“What’s the surprise then? If it isn’t you in new lingerie or a child?”
“So...I thought it would be fun to recreate the night we first met?”
“But you literally just said you weren’t giving him lingerie.”
“Mina! The actual first night we met! Not our wedding day!” (Y/n) laughed, throwing her hands up in mock exasperation.
“Oh...the hunt? Ohhhh, the hunt.” Mina’s smile grew wider the longer she thought about it.
“That’s perfect! But the lingerie thing would’ve been nice too.”
“Mina! If you wanna see me in lingerie, then you should’ve just said that.” (Y/n) giggled before further explaining her plans for Valentine’s Day. 
It was the only plan she could think of for the man she had loved for almost all of her life...a man that seemed to have everything he could ever want.
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ON VALENTINE’S DAY...
“I don’t understand why you couldn’t have just hired more people to help.” Mina complained while straightening a string of lights. 
“It’s more fun, and besides, all of the girls are back together!” (y/n) commented, gesturing towards all of the girls that were gathered around the room, each hanging different decorations.
“How long has it been since we’ve all been in the same place?” Ururaka questioned with a wistful sigh.
“At least 30 years.” Momo chimed in. “We really do need to see each other more.”
“Then we should have more balls, like we used to.”
“This isn’t a ball, Tsu.” Mina pointed out. “It’s the hunt. You know, like we used to have way back when.”
“Wait a second...where are we getting the prey from?”
“Aren’t you vegetarian?”
“No, Iida and I gave that up like 5 years ago.” Midoriya laughed. “Iida just likes sustainably sourced and organic.”
“Oh come on, you haven’t ever just gone to a night club to pick up a few?” Mina teased as the girls, Midoriya, and Denki laughed. 
“No, that’s so 1960s, Mina.”
“No, that’s date night.” Mina corrects as (y/n)’s face heats up slightly as she laughs.
“We’ve done it a few times...not recently though, we’ve been pretty busy...one of our neighbors called the cops because she thought she saw us doing something suspicious.”
“What were you doing?”
“Well we may have been hiding a body, but that’s besides the point. That old lady should’ve minded her own business. It’d be a shame if she were to suddenly...go missing.” (Y/n) mumbled with a roll of her eyes as they all laughed.
“Alright, everyone go change! We’ll be starting in three hours!” Jirou announced, ushering everyone to different parts of the large castle to change into their special outfits. 
It only took everyone an hour and a half to two hours to get ready, the last hour was spent doing finishing touches and everyone calling their partners to come as a surprise.
“Oi Shitty Girl! What’s the problem? You aren’t hurt are you?” The aggressive blonde questioned quickly, his red eyes gliding over (y/n)’s body as if checking she was ok for himself. 
“Then what’s the problem?” He questioned, raising an eyebrow at her as she placed a blindfold over his eyes. “Shitty Girl, what are you doing?”
“Be patient, Katsuki. You’ll like the surprise.” (y/n) said in a teasing voice as she led him into the large ballroom. The sun had just sat and the night sky was dark and littered with stars that could be seen from the windows.
“What’s all of this?” Katsuki questioned, finally removing the black blindfold as he scanned the room, surprised to see all of his friends equally surprised from where they stood with their partners. 
“Surprise! I thought it would be fun to recreate the party that happened the first time we met each other. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
“We’re going on a hunt?” Denki questioned excitedly, practically bouncing up and down as Jirou just smiled lightly at his antics.
“Duh.” Jirou mumbled from beside him with a quick roll of her eyes as everyone made their way outside. 
“Ok here’s the rules...and it’s the Valentine’s Day edition! So there’s 20, whichever couple can get the most hearts wins.” Midoriya announced with a large smile on his face. “(y/n) release them, and we’ll give them a minute long head start.”
(y/n) walked over to the where the 20 individuals were lined up single file, metal cuffs around their wrists and longer ones around their ankles. Each one wore a black leather collar with a number from 1 to 20 on it. “You evil bitch! Let me go!”
“Where are your manners, Thomas? You were so good up until now...I wouldn’t want to have to make an example out of you.” (y/n)’s voice was kind and soft, but the look in her eyes was anything but that. 
“Why are you doing this?” Thomas questioned, his blonde hair falling into his light eyes as she stared in fear at the group around him before meeting (y/n)’s eyes once more.
“It’s fun, Thomas.” (y/n) told him, patting him on the head before releasing everyone’s cuffs. “Go ahead...you’re free now.” (y/n) urged as they all just stood there with blank stares. They continued to stand there, looking at each other. “I said go!” (y/n) repeated, her eyes practically glowing in the light of the full moon. The soft light shining against the sharp points of her canine teeth. 
The group of 20 broke off into a sprint, disappearing into the tree line as Iida looked down at his watch. “Is it time yet?” Denki questioned, obviously ready to begin.
“Almost.” Iida replied shortly, a smile growing on his own face as the seconds counted down to zero. “Now!”
Everyone ran after that, disappearing into blurs with the speed they were moving. (y/n) ran with a long spear, the silver tip shining in the moonlight as she jumped forward, releasing the spear into the unsuspecting number 13. 
13 fell to the ground after looking down at the sharp spear poking through his chest. No sound leaving his lips since it had all happened too quickly. “One down!” (y/n) called out, seeing the recognizable flash of blonde that belonged to her husband. 
Katsuki came to a stop beside her, his hands stained red along with his lips. He smiled at her. “Two, actually.” He told her, showing her the heart in one of his hands. “Happy Valentine’s Day...I’ve already given you my heart figuratively, so now I’m giving it to you physically.”
“Aw, that was cute.” (y/n) laughed before accepting the gesture. “You can have mine too.” She added after her laughter died down, picking up the bloody organ from number 13 before holding it out to Bakugou.
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haydensdelvca · 3 years
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hiiiii can you please write a Tremmett fic of them going camping as like a vacation but it’s anything but that!
Camping - Tremmett
Thanks for the prompt! I'll admit it was a bit challenging at first - it had me looking up everything from camping movies to raccoons. I enjoyed writing it though - I really hope you like it :)
Emmett scrolled through the list '30 Fun Date Ideas during the Pandemic' which he'd found online. Both him and Travis had taken 3 days off to treat themselves to some well needed time together. With the pandemic, and the exhausting shifts they had lately, they needed to get away for a few days.
Ideally, they would've liked to spend their holidays abroad, however the pandemic they were currently in made that a bit difficult.
"What about camping?" Emmett asked casually, eyes still on the screen.
"Um, no."
Emmett, surprised by how quickly Travis had come to that conclusion, looked up at him, "Why not?"
"When I said I wanted a vacation I meant a nice, relaxing resort or hotel near the sea not the woods," Travis complained.
"Well do you have any better ideas? You know, considering the pandemic and all," Emmett replied. They had been sitting there for an hour trying to come up with something and had gotten nowhere, there seemed to be some sort of limitation for every idea.
"Yes!" Travis exclaimed, serious for a few seconds until his face dropped into a pout and said, "No, no I don't."
Emmett laughed, shaking his head at his boyfriend "You know... the last time I went camping two people got attacked by a bear," Travis reminded him.
"Yeah, I'm so glad I wasn't on that trip," Emmett laughed, lucky to have joined the fire station a few weeks later.
"Are we seriously settling on going camping? I mean, no toilets, no electricity, no internet. Not to mention it's uncomfortable sleeping in a tent."
"But you'll be with me."
"Ok fine. On two conditions though, we make smores and cuddle in the tent."
"Deal," Emmett agreed, smiling at his boyfriend's antics.
"Ok I think we're almost there, get the map out so we can find that spot we picked out."
Emmett reached back and rummaged through one of the many bags they had packed full of things they probably wouldn't even touch. "Oh no."
Travis flipped his head around to look at Emmett, saying "Please don't tell me you forgot the map."
Emmett gave him a guilty look, saying "I swear I packed everything. I'll try look it up on my phone."
"We're not gonna have any signal over here." Travis sighed, parking the car. He rested his head on the steering wheel, letting out a fake cry.
"Ok, ok, we'll figure something out. We can just start walking and find a decent spot," Emmett rambled, annoyed their trip already had a rough start.
As they walked along the path, not wanting to deviate too far from their car due to having no map, they looked for a spot to take post.
"Do you recognise any landmarks from the photos we saw of this place?" Travis asked.
"I don't know, all the trees look the same," Emmett shrugged.
Travis turned to look at Emmett, shaking his head at how useless the both of them were at navigating through the woods without a map.
"You know, at least I didn't forget the food or some—" Emmett started until he felt himself falling forward, grasping Travis' arm to stop himself from falling face first.
"What the — are you ok?" Travis asked as he helped him get back to his feet whose boots were now covered in mud.
"I'm ok, I didn't realise the mud was covering up a slope," Emmett replied hastily as he looked down at his legs covered in mud. He looked up at Travis who had gone from being concerned to trying not to laugh. "Oh this is going so well," the blonde said sarcastically.
"Am I allowed to say I told you so?" Travis smirked back at him.
As the sun started to set, Travis and Emmett had set up their tent in a quiet place and arranged all their belongings. They began picking up some wood to set up a campfire near their tent.
Suddenly, they head loud music coming from a few metres away.
"Oh no, not teenagers," Travis grumbled as he caught a glimpse of a few young girls setting up a tent in the distance.
"Looks like they had the same idea as us," Emmett shrugged.
"Did they seriously have to come so close to us? Now we have to listen to this obnoxious music on our trip!"
"I hate this music as much as you do," Emmett replied, wishing they had picked literally any other place to put their tent.
Travis froze, suddenly hearing loud moans coming from one of the tents in the distance, coming to a realisation of what he was hearing.
"You've got to be kidding me."
"If anything is going to make this trip any better it's smores." Travis said as he brought the sticks and marshmallows over to the campfire, sitting next to Emmett on one of their blankets.
Emmett smiled, resting his head on Travis' shoulder. "Hey, at least it's a bit less noisy now," he added, while holding his marshmallow over the fire.
"I have to admit, this definitely tops my last camping trip. We didn't even have marshmallows last time." "What is with your obsession with smores?" Emmett laughed, finding his boyfriend awfully cute when he complained about the smallest things.
"Hey, when we're out in the woods, miles away from our warm, comforting home I like to have something that's warm and comforting ok?" Travis replied playfully, kissing Emmett as they laid down, looking up at the stars.
"Is that a constellation? It looks a bit like a horse." Emmett said, finally feeling more relaxed.
"I'm pretty sure you didn't discover a new constellation babe," Travis looked at Emmett beside him, admiring his beauty under the starry sky.
"True, it might just be my imagination," Emmett chuckled.
"Do you hear that? A rustling noise," Travis said as he sat upright once again, looking around. Upon further inspection, he noticed what seemed to be a small raccoon piercing holes in a familiar set of boxes, rummaging for food.
"Oh my god what do we do? It's taking our food!" Travis shouts as he realises what it was doing.
"What?" Emmett exclaimed as he quickly got up too. "Oh shit, this is bad."
Thankful that they had remembered to pack all their comfortable blankets and pillows to make the sleeping bag in the tent more cosy, they entered the tent at around midnight. Travis cuddled up against Emmett, trying to conserve as much body heat as they could.
Every few minutes or so, Emmett would hear noises from outside, and flinched slightly each time.
Travis, realising that each noise was scaring Emmett, held him more tightly and said, "This was to be expected, considering we are quite literally in nature and all."
"I know, I know, I keep thinking some sort of creature's going to come get us. I probably shouldn't have watched Friday the 13th that night with Vic before we came here."
"You probably shouldn't have," Travis chuckled as he opened his eyes to look at Emmett. "So a raccoon took half of our food, there are a bunch of loud teenagers having sex across from us, and we'll probably get lost finding our way back to our car tomorrow morning."
"Maybe we should cut the trip short and just book an afternoon at a spa resort tomorrow," Emmett admitted that they did indeed encounter some obstacles.
"Good idea," Travis smiled.
"You still had fun though right? We did meet both your conditions - smores and cuddles in the tent," Emmett winked as he ran his fingers through Travis' hair.
"Of course I did - how can I not enjoy myself when I'm with you?" Travis replied, closing his eyes as he rested against the younger man.
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cookiehusky799 · 3 years
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                                  Something To Laugh At
            Eugene just finished helping Rapunzel with her royal duties. He felt like he’d never be free but with his girlfriend’s fast planning, they were able to be done by 7:15. He decided to see what the alchemist is up to.
The ex-thief didn’t know where Varian would be so he looked in the lab first. “Varian? Kid, you in there?” he called, stepping into the room. Eugene saw Varian hunched over at one of the tables, looking very worried. He didn’t seem to hear him call his name. Eugene raised an eyebrow. “Uh, Varian?”
Varian jolted in alarm, nearly dropping the vial in his hand. He made a noise while doing so. Eugene chuckled. “Sorry, kid. I didn’t mean to scare you. Just came to see what your up to.”  The alchemist stared at him nervously. “What? What’s the matter?” Varian’s eyes darted to and fro like he’s trying to figure out what to say.
Eugene was puzzled. “Cat got your tongue?” He half joked, not knowing what is going on.
The alchemist gave a sheepish grin. “Heh, heh....uh.”
“Why are you acting weird?”
With a groan, Varian put down the vial then took out some paper and a quill and started to write something down. Eugene noticed the raccoon, Ruddiger sitting on the floor. He looked very concerned for his boy, his tail twitching. 
Ok, something bad happened in here.
A knocking sound prompted the ex-thief to look back at the alchemist. He was holding the paper he wrote down out to Eugene. “You want me to read it?” asked Eugene.
Varian nodded, laughing sheepishly again. Grabbing the paper from him, he read what Varian wrote.
It said:
Eugene, I was working on a serum from one of the books I grabbed in the library, Got really curious so I tested it on myself and now I can’t speak. I can only communicate by laughing. So yeah, I need help.
When he finished, Eugene gave a weird look to the alchemist who is standing with his hands behind his back very embarrassed for what he did.
“So...you can only....laugh?”
“Heh. Uh-huh.”
Eugene handed the paper back to him, still trying to process the situation. “We need to make an antidote for...uh, the laughing serum. Right?”
Varian nodded, looking through the book where he got the serum from. Eugene came over to look at the book with him.
“Chuckha?” He saw the name of this serum.
Eugene raised his eyebrow at Varian. “That’s what it’s called?”
Another nod.
Varian found the instructions for the antidote. He pointed it out to Eugene. The ex-thief glanced at the ingredients while Varian wrote what to tell him. The alchemist grunted to get his attention. The ex-thief couldn’t help but laugh.
“Varian, I’m sorry but you can just knock on the table. You don’t have to do all that.” he told him.
The alchemist’s face turned red. He really hope this antidote worked so he can stop playing charades. Varian held up what he wrote to Eugene:
I need you to list off the ingredients so I know if I have them in order to make it.
“But what if I get an name wrong?” Varian shot him a deadpanned glare. “What? Have you look at this?” Eugene persuaded, showing the book to him. The alchemist didn’t change his expression. 
It’s not that hard, Eugene. his face says to Eugene. 
Eugene sighed. “Alright, kid. I’ll help you.” Varian put on his goggles over his eyes, ready to get started. 
The ex-thief started reading the ingredients to Varian to which the alchemist went to grab from the cabinets in the lab. When Eugene came on an name he can’t pronouce, Varian would laugh then go to see what name Eugene is stuck on.
The antidote was almost done, it just need one more thing. Eugene narrow his eyes at the ingredient listed in the book. Varian looked over at him, confused.
“Hm?”
“It says....you need....a fruit?”
The alchemist made another noise. Varian turned off the bunsen burner that had the flask contained the liquids he poured in. Eugene held out the book so he could see. The ex-thief thought this is a strange ingredient .”Yeah, your gonna need to get a banana. Which is weird, but accurate considering this is a laugh serum.”
Varian wrote what to say next:
Can you get the banana for me?
“Of course, Varian. You don’t want people to know your state, right?” Varian rubbed his arm, looking ashamed. Eugene suspect something else is bothering him that probably lead the teenager into trying this serum. He placed his hand on Varian’s shoulder. “Hey, it’s ok. Everyone sometimes let their curiosity get the best of them. I’ll go to the kitchen for you, ok?”
Varian smiled, giving a soft laugh. Eugene went to the kitchen to get a banana. When he got there, he spot Rapunzel cooking. Eugene knocked on the door frame to alert her. Rapunzel turned around, noticing him standing by the door. “Hi, Eugene!” she greeted, giving her beaming smile. Pascal on her shoulder chirped his own greeting.
“Hi, Sunshine, Pascal. Is there any bananas?”
Rapunzel nodded. She went over to the counter and grab a banana from the rack where their kept.
“Here you go.” she said, handing it to him. Eugene sighed in relief. “Thanks.”
“Have you seen Varian? He said he’s going to be in the library.” The ex-thief chuckled nervously. “ Oh, uh. He’sinthe labsomethinghappenedandI’mhelpinghimexplainlaterbye!” Eugene dashed out the kitchen.
Rapunzel and Pascal exchanged confused looks.
Eugene got back to the lab. The alchemist was happy to him with the last ingredient. He smashed the banana on the table with his hand, making sure it’s mushy. Varian took the dropper to use to collect some in it.
Varian looked at Eugene, tapping on his goggles. Eugene went to get a spare set of goggles and strap them over his eyes. The alchemist carefully put in the amount of pulp into the flask. The color of the chemical changed to a blueish yellow. Thankfully, it didn’t explode.
Varian picked up the flask after turning off the bunsen burner again. He cast a nervous look at Eugene. The ex- thief encouraged him with his hand. Varian took a deep breath and drank the antidote. The alchemist’s face scrunched up in disgust. “Bleh! This has an awful taste.”
Eugene gasped. “Varian, you can speak again!”
“Really?” Varian gasped, realizing the antidote worked. “Yes! It worked!” He pumped his fist in the air.
Eugene took off the goggles. He was glad Varian is back to normal. “For now on, don’t try out any serum-potion whatever your not familiar with.” he said.
Varian let out a sad sigh as he pushed his goggles back on his head. “Yeah. That was stupid anyway.” Eugene watched him walked over to the side of the room, pressing his body against the wall then slide down into a sitting position. Ruddiger rushed over to his friend as Varian hugged his knees, he looked so upset. The ex-thief came over to him, kneeling on the floor. “Is there something wrong?”
Ruddiger climbed on his boy, wrapping his body around him. He comfort him by softly chittering. “It’s just...the last couple of weeks have been stressful for me. I’m having a bit of an science block. I normally have ideas for experiments but nothing’s coming to mind.” Varian sighed. “I dunno. It’s never happened to me before, you know? I’m kinda feeling down too. So...”
“That’s why you tried the laughing serum.” Eugene finished. He was right.
The alchemist nodded. “Now I know that was a dumb idea.”
“You know, Rapunzel has did the exact same to make her happy.” Eugene pointed out, remembering that idol on the island while they were traveling to the Dark Kingdom.
Varian looked at him, surprised. “She...She did?”
“Yup. You two are quite similar. You’ll get through it, kid. Just take it easy until a really great idea-” Eugene reached out and tapped Varian on his head.
“-will come in that big brain of yours.”
Varian chuckled at the gesture. “You think so?”
The ex-thief put on a mischievous smirk. “I know so. Your the smartest kid in Corona. Heh, in my opinion that is.” Varian blushed. “Heh. Thanks, Eugene.”
Ruddiger chattered happily, glad his boy is smiling. Eugene gave the alchemist a pat on the shoulder. “You’ll think of something, kid.” He got up, walking back to the table. “Now how about we clean up and then we go get something to eat? I don’t know about you, I worked up an appe-whoa!”
Eugene accidentally slipped on a banana peel on the floor. Varian didn’t know he dropped it while he was working. Both teenager and raccoon grimaced when he hit the floor.
“You ok, Eugene?”
“Ow. Yeah. This is normal.”
Varian saw the peel on his head. And....he looked really, really funny right now.
Varian snickers. “The peel is on your head!” Eugene reached up and felt it. His face went red with embarrassment. “Oh....gross.”
The alchemist stand up trying to hold back laughter, his shoulders shaking. Eugene frowned at him. “It’s not funny, Varian.”
“Pft! Ha! Ha! Ha!” Ruddiger was also laughing, he thinks it’s funny too.
This made Eugene mad. He took the peel off his head. “Hey, shut up! No one laughs at Eugene Fitzherbert!”
Varian didn’t stop. He laughed and laughed until he snorted every now and then. The ex-thief noticed how happy Varian is when he’s laughing. Despite everything he’s been through, Varian is still the same smart, compassionate, happy kid from when he met him. Now he’s older and more mature but kept that nerdy attitude.
Eugene smiled, allowing himself to laugh along with the alchemist. Varian had fallen on the floor from laughing so much.
Finally, the laughter died down. Eugene saw Varian trying to catch his breath. The alchemist got back up, Ruddiger jumped down. Eugene will let this one slide. “Ok, that was funny. You ok there, kid?”
Varian nodded, still catching his breath. “I.....I never...laugh this much....ever! Thank you.....I needed that....Oh!....Rapunzel was....right...you are funny.”
“Well, I don’t know that counts as funny, but either way I’m flattered.”
Varian rubbed the back of his neck with his hand sheepishly. “I can be a bit clumsy too. It comes and goes. Are you sure your ok? That looked like a nasty fall.”
The ex-thief got up, rubbing his rear end. “No, I’m fine. Like I said this is normal. What about you?”
“My face hurts from laughing. But other than that, I’m ok.” Eugene cleaned up the leftover banana while Varian cleaned the flask.
“Right. Now that’s all done, How ‘bout some lunch?”
“Oh, sorry, Eugene. I’m not hungry right now.” Varian jolted when he heard his stomach rumbling. He blushed, averting his gaze.
“Are you sure about that? Cause your stomach is saying something different.” Eugene said, smirking.
“Heh, heh. Ok. Y-You convinced me. Let’s go eat.”
This is my first Team Awesome one-shot fic! This was inspired by the scene in Lion King where Ed teases Banzai for his injuries. I sometimes imagined Rapunzel, Eugene and Varian as the hyena trio. I mean look at how they act, when their not being evil. They act like siblings. I hope I wrote Eugene ok. Just thought of what he’d say and gone with it.
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imagine-loki · 3 years
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Green
TITLE: Green CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One-shot AUTHOR: fanfictrashdump ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki getting offended because he has been forced to share a loved one’s attention with… Baby Groot.
RATING: T NOTES/WARNINGS: Honestly, this is such a stupid concept, but it flashed into my mind and made me laugh so damn hard that I had to write it. Language! Yelling and subsequently apologizing to a child. Punching. Severe timeline issues (who gives a crap that this doesn’t make sense? I did it for the lol’s). 
SUMMARY: Loki is not used to having friends. Loki is not used to sharing friends. Loki is just a soft boi. That’s it. That’s the fic. 
But, seriously, apologize to kids when you do something wrong. 
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Loki deepened the lines of his frown into a more intimidating scowl. The expression seemed to do little to sway the enthusiasm of the little twig, barely out of his flowering pot, as he clambered on the couch and gurgled his words.
“I am Groot,” said the little one, scaling up Loki’s trousers to tug at the casual green tunic, hoping to get the demigod’s attention. “Groooooot. I am Groot.”
“No,” Loki snapped, making the tree cower back just the slightest. “I am not in the mood to play. Now, get lost.”
“Groot?”
“If I fetch you your glass of water will you leave me alone?”
The tree nodded, eyes wide and bright as he stared at Loki with rapt fascination while he conjured a cup of water. The enthusiastic, wooden applause he received for such a feat was even more endearing, but Loki would not allow himself to dwell on the cuteness of this… this manipulating thief.
Loki had began his week much like everyone else at the Tower had.
The team piled into one of the conference rooms where they were met with a talking raccoon and a green-tinged woman who hastily left the seedling in their care, claiming they were off to a battle they couldn’t take him along for. Everyone had cooed and aww'ed at the little ceiba tree who waved enthusiastically and giggled his one phrase at the attention. Loki thought the little one was rather cute, and being versed in All-Speak meant that he could easily understand what the child was saying, and he didn’t seem particularly irritating. He would even admit that he sort of looked forward to spending time with someone who did not stare at him as though he were a plague.
It wasn’t until his carers had left that problems truly began.
Lily had skidded into the conference room fifteen minutes later in her familiar fashion of being tragically late to everything. Her cheeks rosy from having jogged five floors up to get to them, but her blue doe eyes sparkled with enthusiasm. Stark had likely sent her a text to inform her of their new, temporary ward, and Lily being Lily… well, the woman seldom let an opportunity to interact with plants pass her by. Her face split into a brilliant smile as she bent over just enough to be eye-level with the little tree on the table.
“Hi, sweetheart,” she cooed, offering her hand to him.
Groot had gripped her index finger with his fist and her veins sparked green at the contact. He gasped excitedly at the change. “I am Groot!”
“Aw, you’re so sweet. I’m happy you’re here, too. Do you want to go play upstairs?” The tree nodded effusively and jumped straight into her waiting arms. Lily had barely glanced in Loki’s direction as she left.
Now, Loki was a creature of habit. It wasn’t that he was irritated that Lily was spending every waking moment with the creature or that she used such a soft and soothing voice to talk to him. It wasn’t even that she so easily gave the seedling little nuggets of affection that were just a little sweeter than what she afforded anyone else… No, it was that his perfectly crafted routine was thrown for a loop. That was all.
A gasp broke Loki from his reverie.
“Groot!”
Loki growled as more than half of the contents of the cup he had just given the child flooded his lap. Groot looked more than apologetic, that childlike worry flooding his features before quietly apologizing again. That didn’t deter the annoyance from the past few days from bubbling over inside of Loki. His rage worked to disguise whatever other emotion he was trying to suppress.
“All you had to do was sit still. How bloody hard is that to do!?”
The child’s lower lip trembled. “I-I am Groot–”
“Loki!” Cold fear doused the god of mischief’s spine at the voice. “I was barely gone for three minutes. What did you do?”
“I didn’t do anything. He spilled water on me–”
Lily’s attention was already diverted away from him as she kneeled in front of the tree and tried to pacify him. “Oh, sweetheart. Don’t cry!” Groot managed to fit a few words between little hiccupping sobs. “No, Loki doesn’t hate you. Why would Loki hate a tiny little sapling?” The last of the question was hissed with a dark scowl thrown over her shoulder in Loki’s direction. “No. He just has a tummy ache and it’s making him a little testy. In fact, he and I are going to go to the hallway so I can give him his medicine. OK?”
Groot nodded reluctantly, wiping at his eyes with still-green fingers.
Lily beamed at the tree and stroked away the tear tracks on his cheeks before rising to her full height. Without even looking back, she grabbed Loki by the scruff of his jumper all but dragged him behind her to the empty hall.
“Now, before you start yelling at–oof”
Loki doubled over as he hugged his stomach. For such a small, slight creature, Lily could definitely pack one hell of a punch. When he managed to wrench his eyes open, there was green fading from her veins and she was shaking out her left fist which looked suspiciously like a tree stump for a moment.
“What the hell is wrong with you!?”
“He was being a bother and a brat–”
“He’s a sapling, Loki. A baby. Babies drop things. His hands are the size of an acorn, what the fuck do you expect?” Loki had enough sense not to reply, instead choosing to take great interest in his shoes in a sheepish manner. “Why the hell do you hate him? Did trees do you some great harm? Is keeping you alive by giving you oxygen such a great fucking burden on you?”
Loki scoffed. “Yes, yes. It’s always me. I’m always wrong. I’ll go up to my rooms and you don’t have to hear from me again, if it’s such a bother! I’m sure you’ll have much more fun with–” He snapped his jaw shut at once, his mouth having run just a little further than he would have liked.
“Are you jealous? Is all of this just because your stupid ass is jealous?”
“Well, you certainly like him more than me–”
“He’s a talking tree, Loki. I am a plant mutant. Of course I was curious how our connection would work. Also, and I cannot stress this enough, he’s a baby who needs to be watched and we’re the only ones who speak his language!”
Lily swallowed the remainder of her rant at the sight of Loki blinking rapidly to keep his green eyes from overflowing with tears. She sighed, releasing whatever tension she had locked in her shoulders with an exhale. This was about so much more than just Groot tagging along for the week, she knew. Her hands reached for and gripped at his charcoal jumper, her touch more gentler than a second before. With a light tug, she brought him close and wrapped her arms around his middle and rested her head on his chest. It took a moment for Loki to realize he was safe and return the hug.
“You’re still my favorite person, Loki,” she admitted, vaguely feeling him nod and rest his cheek on her crown. “I am capable of taking care of Groot and still have you be my best friend. I’m complex that way,” she joked.
“I was being stupid, I know,” he whispered. “I yelled at him. He’s only a child.”
“Yeah, but you can go apologize and mean it.” Loki nodded once more and Lily released him. She gestured back the direction they came from and silently ordered him to go apologize.
Loki swallowed whatever pride he had left rattling inside his chest and marched back into the lounge. With a sigh, Loki kneeled in front of the sofa, his frame relaxed and every trace of ever being cross forgotten from his features. Groot glanced up wearily at the Prince, fidgeting slightly in his seat.
“I’m sorry I lost my temper, little one. I wasn’t feeling well–not that that gives me any excuse. I should not have done it and I hope you can forgive me.”
“I am Groot?” The sapling’s voice was barely above a whisper.
Something hurt inside Loki’s chest and he knew he would be feeling the brunt of guilt for a long time to come. “No, Groot. You did not do anything wrong. It was all my fault. I apologize.”
Groot nodded, but still looked uncomfortable.
Loki worked his hands in a circular motion until there was a clear orb suspended between them. The orb undulated and splashed in place–water kept in place by magic. Gripping it lightly between his thumb and index, his held it out to the tree.
“Here. This way, if you drop your water, it won’t spill and you can carry it a little easier.”
“Groot!” Flexible little branches closed around the orb and brought it up to wooden lips for a sip. After a moment the sapling laughed and chattered away about the wonder of the orb and Loki found himself unexpectedly puffing up with pride.
From the doorway, Lily knocked lightly on the frame, prompting them both to turn their attentions toward her. A small, knowing smile barely pulled at the corners of her mouth as she watched Groot clamber over onto Loki and hold onto his neck.
“Do you want to show Loki the flowers you grew?”
“I am Groot! I am Groot!”
“OK. Let’s go then,” she settled, waiting for Loki to join her at the doorway.
As they walked together towards the garden, Lily searched for Loki’s hand and gave it a warm squeeze. His half-startled, half-hopeful gaze lingered on her until she reluctantly let him go to open the double doors to the indoor garden and his senses flooded with fresh, vibrant rainbow hues, instead. Perhaps there were better colors than envy green.
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lololil · 4 years
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Requested by @nachtumringt from this prompt list - the way you said “I love you”. I appreciate you greedy being, thank you for the request. I hope you’ll enjoy it. 🍃✨
2. With a hoarse voice under the blankets
Lucas doesn’t know when it became love. Maybe it always has been. He remembers seeing Eliott for the first time, a clumsy little boy carrying boxes into the house next door. The feeling in his belly - like infinite little stings - and the heat spreading through his tiny body were definitely something new.
He even asked his maman what it meant, afraid he might have had an allergic reaction, but she just smiled and kissed his forehead. “One day you’ll know, mon chérie.” But he wasn’t sure he wanted to know, it may have been warm and fuzzy, but it was prickling, urgent. “Now, don’t you want to go meet the new neighbors? Take them this.” She stuffed his short arms with a basket filled with fruits and some sweets. He wasn’t sure he wanted to go, of course he wished to see the boy again, but what if that weird feeling ate him up?
If only had he known...
The feeling did, in fact, eat him up. To the point each two of three thoughts in his head would be about Eliott - that’s the boy’s name.
And now, twelve years later, they are in the exact same position. Lucas observing him from his house, analyzing how his muscles contract differently with each movement, how the breeze makes his strands dance around, how his eyes shine even though the sun decided to stay hidden behind the dense clouds. Boxes are being carried, but this time from the house and into the car. Eliott’s car. The one he will drive away in first thing in the morning, away to college. Away from Lucas.
Funny thing is, he did find out what that feeling he felt so many years back was. But now he has only been left with his chest ripped open, his heart sore, imploding, bleeding. 
Eliott’s eyes catch his and he can’t help but smile. His friend looks worried, lifting his shoulders with a clear question what is it. Lucas shakes his head and Eliott, as the stupidly perfect boy he is, starts running towards Lucas with a childish jog despite his huge limbs.
“What’s wrong?” Eliott asks, keeping his hands behind his back.
“Nothing! I was smiling!” He points to his own mouth and makes an exaggeratedly fake grin. “See?” Eliott huffs and takes one hand to Lucas’ hair, playing with it.
“Dumbass.”
“Yes, I guess we’ve established that that is my role in this relationship.” He points to both of them and something shines in Eliott’s eyes.
“I have something for you.” Lucas’ features brighten and he jumps excitedly. He was always incapable of feeling down around Eliott.
“What is it?” Eliott laughs and takes his hand from behind his back. Presenting Lucas with a stuffed raccoon. The raccoon. “What? Eliott, you can’t give me this. I already have my hedgehog.” And well it was kind of ridiculous, but they had bought them when they were younger, Lucas only agreed because Eliott had the most gorgeous smile on his face and he wanted it to last a bit longer.
“Yes, but I want you to have it. Please. So you can remember me when you look at it.” He looks taken aback, bashful, and it’s so honest and so sweet Lucas could kiss him. God, he wants to kiss him.
It’s not like I could spend a minute without thinking of you he almost says. “Ok. But only if you take my hedgehog.” Eliott smiles so angelically it’s hard to breathe.
“Ok.” He agrees and Lucas takes the stuffed animal giving it his all not to squeeze it. “You are cute.” It isn’t unusual for Eliott to say random stuff like this and Lucas never knows what to do. Obviously, his immediate response is always a heat accompanied by a deep crimson spreading through his features.
“Okay, please don’t. Come on, we still have a lot to do before you leave.” Eliott ruffles his hair once more and takes Lucas’ shoulder, leading them into the latter’s house.
***
Hours later, after spending the evening rewatching all their favorite movies, they are in Lucas’ bedroom, tucked under his covers, talking. This is one of the things Lucas loves the most, spending time next to Eliott talking about everything and nothing. Just existing next to him.
After they’ve settled in a comfortable silence, Eliott turns his body in Lucas’ direction and they stare at each other before Eliott starts talking.
“Do you remember how we used to read stories under the covers?” Lucas laughs.
“How could I forget.” Indeed, how could he. Eliott wiggles his eyebrows.
“So, wanna do it again? For old times sake?”
“For old times sake.” Lucas imitates him exaggeratedly. “Gosh, you are just a big baby and want excuses to read child books.” Excuses, just excuses. It’s what came to Lucas’ mind instead of running to get under the covers just to be closer to Eliott.
“I don’t see any kids' books around here. Do you? I mean, it is your bedroom, so if there were I guess that would make you the big baby.”
“Oh shut up and just get under the blankets.” And it’s beautiful, how Eliott beams with excitement. Just like a child.
“Ah, I’ll just get my phone, because I know how you get. Afraid of the dark and stuff.” At that, Lucas has no choice other than roll his eyes and tackle Eliott onto the mattress. Wrong choice, they end up close, really close, and Lucas has to strain himself not to join their lips. He quickly goes under the covers and Eliott follows after, turning his lantern on. “Excited, are we?” He teases, but Lucas is too entranced by the way the light reflects on Eliott’s features to respond. “For someone so opposed to the idea you sure got down here pretty fast.”
“Jesus, shut up!” Lucas says kicking him maybe a bit harder than necessary, making Eliott let out a high pitched squeal and they both burst out laughing. Their bodies squirm and it gets harder to breathe under all the blankets but none of them dare to resurface.
The laughter dies gradually, disappearing into a stuffed silence. Through the badly lit space, he can see Eliott. He seems lost in thoughts.
“Lucas, I’m scared.” He whispers, the light barely hitting his face, but Lucas can still see the deep worry in his eyes, how they are darker than usual, heavier. And how Lucas wants to touch him, take this feeling away, make that beautiful smile appear on Eliott’s face again. “I don’t want to lose you.” Eliott’s voice sounds broken and a shiny tear travels down his cheek, making a perfect trail to his mouth. Lucas follows its path with his thumb, drying it softly. Eliott’s skin is so warm under his hand.
“You could never lose me.” Eliott closes his eyes, creasing his eyebrows. More tears slide down his face. “It’s true.” Lucas can’t stand this, so he gets closer, until their noses touch. And Eliott opens his eyes, pupils blown. “You will never lose me.” They stare at each other, minutes spent looking at the galaxy that is Eliott’s eyes.
“Lucas.” His voice is only a tone louder than a whisper, a soft hoarse to it. He backs up a little, his hand traveling up to cup Lucas’ jaw. Eliott studies his face for a minute, eyes landing on each and every spot of Lucas’ features before they return to his eyes. “I love you.” All his thoughts get blurred, he can’t command his body to move, he can’t do anything except from widening his eyes in utter shock. He had wished to hear those words coming from Eliott’s mouth with that meaning countless times, but he never really expected it to happen.
Eliott must sense Lucas’ inability to form any coherent sound, so he lands a kiss on his cheek, it’s warm and sends a shiver down Lucas’ body. “I love you.” A croaky whisper against the skin there. His mouth travels to Lucas’ ear, warm lips caressing it. “I love you, Lucas.” He lets out with a warm puff and realigns their heads, trailing his thumb across Lucas’ lips and capturing the lower one. Lucas wants to bite it. “Can I kiss you?” He asks. Grave.
Lucas wants to scream yes, finally. But his brain is still short circuiting from the revelation, so he just joins their lips. It’s far better than he could have ever dreamt of. Warm like a summer breeze, but as refreshing as inspiring winter air.  They move in perfect synchrony, pulling desperately at each other, their bodies touching completely. It’s like they have been doing this forever. Might as well have been.
Lucas has to part, words finally coming back to him.
“I love you, Eliott.” The boy smiles, dumbfounded. It’s a beautiful image and the duvet over their heads with the dim light makes it even more magical. “God, I love you. So much.” Eliott lets out a laugh, maybe a bit relieved, and pulls Lucas on top of him, their mouths join again, no sight in detaching.
***
The next day, when Eliott leaves, Lucas still feels like a part of him has been ripped. Like maybe a vital organ is missing. But at least now he knows what Eliott’s mouth tastes like, what it feels like to touch and be touched. And that, that is something nothing can take away.
And now, when everything seems too much, they can always go back under the blankets. Just the two of them. Stolen peace in the middle of chaos.
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pigeontheoneandonly · 4 years
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Lemongrass
So this was nominally supposed to be about a cooking lesson (loosely prompted by a post from @dr-ladybird), but it came out much more bittersweet and melancholy.
Thanks to @pushingsian for the beta!
NB: In my version of Mass Effect, Nathaly Shepard is vegetarian, and Kaidan Alenko's mother is Thai.
Lemongrass
The haunting quiet of a Canadian night along the Sunshine Coast still kept Shepard awake, even after two months.  She missed the endless creaking of the ship, the muffled voices coming through the hatches and decks, the hum of the drive core lulling her to sleep.  Everyone thought space was silent. She snorted and wrapped her arms around herself as she shivered on the porch, drawing a blanket close like a shawl.  This was silence, this… lonely wilderness.
Footsteps fell soft on the cabin’s wooden floor.  She glanced over her shoulder, and saw Kaidan padding barefoot to the door, still rubbing his eyes.  Her face broke into a smile despite herself, quiet, tired.  “Hey.”
 “It’s cold out here tonight.”  He rubbed his arms.  “Can’t sleep again?”
“You don’t need to get up,” she replied, sidestepping the question. 
He glanced out over the property, towards the coastline a half-acre away.  “It wasn’t this quiet when I bought it.”
This was where he’d sunk his L2 reparations, into this piece of earth, though the house came after the war.  His neighbors weren’t ever sitting in his lap, exactly, but a fair number either hadn’t survived or hadn’t returned.  But the lack of people wasn’t the problem.  “It’s a planet.  It’s never going to be—”
Shepard stopped herself just in time.  But her startled guilty glance, at the near slip, said it all anyway.  His shoulders sank.  “Come inside.”
“I didn’t mean it like that.”
He put his arm around her and gave her a tug.  “Come inside.”
The door swung shut.  The main room was cozy in a hand-made sort of way.  Kaidan’s mother had sent a seemingly endless stream of crocheted blankets, which now hung off every chair back and piled across the couch.  Shepard made the metal-framed furniture herself in their own backyard.  Kaidan spent his free hours scouring local extranet ads for books, and a coffee maker, lamps, cushions, anything anyone was selling or trading in the mostly cashless post-war economy.  Earth could barely manufacture essentials, much less everyday comforts.
Now he walked over to the small corner defining their kitchen and lit the stove.  She hiked one of those blankets higher on her shoulders.  “What are you doing?”
“You’ll sleep better with something warm in you.”
She joined him, putting her hand on his hip, leaning towards his ear.  “I can think of something warm you could put in me.”
That got her a quick snort of a laugh, as she hoped.  “That just wakes you up more.”
But his brown eyes sparkled in the dim light of the slumbering house. 
She heaved a sigh, but pushed a lock of red hair behind her ear, and switched gears.  “Need a hand?”
Flirtatious interest turned to surprise.  “You want to help me cook.”
“Come on.  I haven’t boiled a pot dry in weeks.”  A touch defensive, but hell, she had been trying.  It wasn’t her fault she never had reason or opportunity to learn to cook.  At this point, her molecular composition verged on 100% military-issue freeze pack meals and MREs.
“That’s true.”  He jerked his head at the cabinet.  “Find me the coconut milk, and the stock.”
Kaidan’s kitchen staples came as something of a surprise.  Beer and bacon she expected.  His mother’s influence, not so much.  Not that she knew a whole lot about Thai food to start with.  “Where do you get this stuff?”
“My mom is friendly with every southeast Asian family in Vancouver.”
“Sure.  But… citrus?”
“You’d be surprised how many people keep a tree in their condo.  I’m negotiating for one, but nobody wants to give it up.”
“It’s just as well.”  She pulled out a box.  “I’ve killed every houseplant I’ve ever had.”
“You’re doing all right with the herb garden.”  Kaidan said it with a straight face, despite them both knowing he did most of the work, especially after he caught her burying leftovers in the dirt to fertilize it.  Gently, he explained about compost, but it still seemed like a load of middle-man work to her.  He also explained about raccoons, which she had to admit had the weight of evidence behind it, in the holes and broken plants they left behind.  But Shepard had learned to water and prune, even fuss over the plants, here and there.  They seemed to enjoy the attention.
What was the other thing?  Stock.  Right.  She opened the fridge and pulled out a plastic jug, the remains of a giant batch Kaidan made last week from all their vegetable scraps.  It had been an experiment, but somehow, all of Kaidan’s kitchen experiments seemed to work out. 
“Put that in the pot,” he said, pointing. 
She complied, with one raised eyebrow.  “Don’t you think this burner is up a little high?”
“It needs to reduce.”  He gave the pot an expert swirl and set it back down.  “We still have mushrooms?”
“I think so.”  They’d stored up too much in the lower drawer.  She sorted through the items.  “What’re we making?”
“Soup.”  He declined to elaborate, and began to slice the mushrooms.  “We’ll also need lemongrass, cilantro, and some of those tiny peppers from outside.”
“You’ll send me out in this cold?” she griped, but she was already reaching for the scissors. 
He put down the knife.  “It’s summer, Nathaly. It’s almost ten degrees outside.  And the garden’s right beside the back door.”
“Anything south of twenty is fucking frigid.”  Pulling the blanket tighter, she headed out.
The moonlight gilded the leaves in silver as Shepard sorted through the huddled plants, trying not to drop the blanket.  Cilantro reminded her of home, the first home she ever had.  Her grandmother grew bales of it in window boxes.  Bending to cut some, she might have been six again, and smiled to herself in spite of the cold.  Or maybe because of it— the Arizona desert took on its own chill at night.
Lemongrass was more foreign.  Its pungency stabbed through the air as she cut it near the dirt, gathering several stalks.  A side of Kaidan she hadn’t known, like the cooking, until recently.  Sure he fixed a few meals in the apartment, back when the apartment was habitable.  Seeing him now, it was clear he’d grown up watching his mother, and absorbed everything she had to teach.  That added new depth to her understanding of the damage BAaT did to his family.  It was easy to sense, lurking there even today, in every interaction between mother and son, but harder to interpret.
When she was done, she returned to the kitchen, and found he’d added tofu, galangal (not ginger, she reminded herself, firmly), the aforementioned limes plus some kaffir lime leaves he’d obtained god-knew-how, and fish sauce to the waiting ingredients.  He smiled as he heard the door shut. 
“Here you are.”  She dumped her handful of fresh produce beside his pile. 
“These look great.  Take this.”  He handed her the spoon.
Shepard held it like a dead mouse.  “Wait a minute—”
He took the lemongrass to the sink.  “Nope. This time, you cook, and I help.  Don’t worry, I’ll walk you through it.”
Everything about this read imminent disaster.  Kaidan noticed her frown, and pushed her arm towards the pot.  “Add the coconut milk.”
It trickled in, aided by her tentative stirring.  She put the spoon down.  “Kaidan, look, cooking… My biggest accomplishment is getting a microwave burrito thawed the whole way through without drying it out.  I know you want to do this whole domestic thing—”
He picked it up and put it back in her hand.  “I have never known you to admit defeat on anything.  What’s going on?  Talk to me.”
She stared into the pot, expressionless face flickering in the burner’s flame. 
Kaidan tried another tact.  “You’re not sleeping.  You barely eat.”
“I…”  She let the spoon go, and slumped over the stove, tiredly.  “I didn’t expect winning to feel like this.”
His face softened.  “That’s because we didn’t win.  We just beat the reapers.”
She brushed some of the hair out of her eyes.  He rubbed her shoulders, left a kiss on her neck.  “Let’s just make soup, ok?  Lemongrass is next.  Smash it first.”
The damp stalks left small puddles on the board as she ran the knife through them, and then upended it and brought the butt of the handle down on each piece, thump thump.  Then the same to the peppers.  The motion was almost comforting; Kaidan made this soup a lot.
Kaidan slid sliced galangal into the pot.  “Your turn.”
Picking up the lemongrass with the blade, Shepard watched it disappear into the white broth, only to bob back up again, filmed with coconut milk.  Already leeching all its intensity and leaving the herb softer, milder, spent; having sprouted and fought through the dirt to the sun, grown tall and proud, only to give up all it made to this.  Because she declared that this was its purpose and its end.
A fistful of bright leaves fluttered down over the lemongrass pieces.  Shepard started.  Kaidan’s brow furrowed, and he touched her arm.  “You sure you’re ok?”
“Yeah,” she said, distantly.  “I’m just tired.”
He watched her a few moments too long for comfort.  “Even the squirrels know that.”
It caught her off guard and she laughed, as he clearly hoped she would.  Just one chuckle.  But it helped. 
“Tofu and mushrooms next,” he prompted.  Shepard gathered them up and dumped them in.
She just about remembered to stir it every so often as they juiced limes and chopped cilantro.  To her endless gratitude, Kaidan took it back to finish it when it came off the burner; she never could get the amount of fish sauce just right.  Somehow, he’d gotten the rice cooker going while she messed with the soup, too.  She liked dumping it all into her bowl with the soup, a practice that never failed to earn her a look of mock-disappointment that was half the reason she kept doing it.
They settled on the couch.  For a few minutes, they ate in the quiet dark of the cabin, lined in moonlight, wrapped in blankets.  Shepard had spent all her life in motion.  Now she was trying to learn how to live with stillness.
The soup-soaked rice felt good in her mouth, something she could bite down on.  Something solid and warm in her stomach.  She hadn’t realized exactly how cold she’d gotten, or how hungry; each spoonful brought a little more color into the room. 
Kaidan sipped at his own bowl, smaller than hers, with a slight smile.  “Feel better?”
She looked down into her nearly-empty bowl, and back up at him.  “How did you know?”
“You skipped dinner.  And lunch.”  His tone just a little too light.  “This isn’t easy for me either, but regularly crashing your blood sugar isn’t helping.”
There was nothing to say to that.  “I don’t know what to do with myself up here.”
“Yeah.” He set his food aside and inched closer to her, settling his arm around her waist.  “You’ve got a stack of requests piling up.”
“Busy work,” she scoffed.
“There’s never going to be another reaper war, and that’s a good thing.”  He gave her a squeeze.  “You’ll just have to subsist without the adrenaline and cortisol, high blood pressure, constant small injuries, and all those other things.”
“Tomorrow.”  It was too complicated to unpack right now.  She set the empty bowl aside.
“Tomorrow,” Kaidan agreed, and pulled her to her feet.  “Now, let’s sleep.”
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can you do one for cleon about one of them having a nightmare and the other person comforting them 🥺
I changed the ask just a little bit so it wouldn’t turn into a carbon copy of another drabble I wrote recently with a very similar prompt. I hope you’re not disappointed but I believe you’ll be genuinely happy with what my mind conjured up 
In Your Arms
Zombies everywhere. The sounds of survivors that needed his help. The knowledge that he couldn’t do anything but stand and watch the world around him burn as everything turned to chaos. People running, screaming. The sound of gunfire in the air. His own weapon in his hand felt heavy and as much as he tried, he couldn’t bring it up to fire. He tries, god he tries, but there’s some unknown force keeping his arms and his legs glued in their spot. He sees people fall at the hands of the B.O.Ws due to his incapability to act.
One sound rises above all else. One sound that cripples him the most. One sound - the sound of his daughter crying out for his help. Knowing that his little girl was in danger and despite how much he yearned to rescue her, to come to her aide, he couldn’t. The same force keeping his hands at his side and his legs in place seemed to tighten. It reminded him of being manhandled by Mr.X way back when in Raccoon City. He couldn’t move, he couldn’t help. His daughter's cries continued getting louder and louder -
“Daddy!”
Leon jerked up in bed. For a moment he believed that his nightmare had bled into his reality. It wouldn’t have been the first time. He looked to his right to see Claire fast asleep, curled up towards where his body once had been laying in their bed. He was about to lay down again and attempt to go back to sleep when he heard it again, a scared whimpering coming from his four year old’s room down the hall,
“Daddy.”
He was out of bed in an instant. The sudden movement caused Claire to shift and mumble in her sleep, turning over only to settle again. It always amazed Leon how she could be such a deep sleeper considering everything they’d been through. She always posited that she wasn’t that deep of a sleeper but that he was just that light of a sleeper - possibly a side effect of his job and its subsequent training.
His daughter’s continued whimpering snapped him out of his reverie and he tried to suppress his panic as he made his way into the hall towards her room. Images from his nightmare began to invade his mind but as he reached the door to his daughter’s room- slightly propped open in case she had to use the bathroom but closed enough to keep out the dark- his undivided attention was placed on the little body curled up in the small bed. The nightlight in the corner illuminated Isabel’s little tear-stained face and in that moment, Leon felt his heart constrict.
“Daddy?” she whispered upon seeing him.
“Hey, what’s wrong, princess?” His voice was gentle as he sat on the edge of her bed.
He opened his arms for her and she all but crawled into his lap. Her small frame was shaking and he could tell she was trying to hold back tears.
“Did you have a nightmare?”
He felt her nod her confirmation from where her face was buried in his chest. He had forgone wearing a shirt to bed that night like usual and hadn’t had the wherewithal to grab one on his way to Izzy’s room. Now he was kind of glad for that considering the skin to skin contact seemed to be doing a lot in terms of calming the little girl down. Internally, Leon noted she got that from her mommy. Isabelle lifted her head to speak,
“There was a big monster and it was trying to get me! Daddy, is it gonna get me?”
She was panicking now; tears streamed down her face and in that moment Leon swears his heart broke.
“No,” his voice was soft but still stern, “never.”
It was very important to him that his baby understood that she would always be safe - that’s why he did what he did to keep people safe. All his awards and accolades for his service would mean nothing if his baby girl went to bed scared every night of the same monsters he had sworn to get rid of.
“That’s Daddy’s job, remember? I get rid of all the monsters so little boys and girls like you don’t have anything to be afraid of.”  
She sniffles and dries her eyes before hiding her face in his chest again, fears assuaged.
“I don’t like bad dreams.” Comes her muffled voice. Leon can’t help but let out a small chuckle,
“I don’t like them either, princess.” She looks at him with wide eyes.
“You get bad dreams too?”
“Of course, everyone does. In fact, I was having a bad dream when I heard you calling. But, do you know what always helps me?”
“What?” 
He smiled and stroked her face before answering, wiping away any wetness from the last of her tears.
“Seeing you and Mommy.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, I see you and I think about how much I love you and it helps make all the bad dreams go away.” He pulls her close, tickling her sides just a little to hear those small giggles he loves so much.
“Ok princess, it’s time to go back to bed.”
“Daddy, can I sleep with you and Mommy?” She gave him a pity look and it took everything within him to deny his daughter that comfort but sleeping in his and Claire’s bed had become a trend they were currently trying to break.
“We talked about this Izzy. You need to sleep in your own bed.”
 “Fine,” she sounded defeated, “ but can you stay with me, please? Just a little bit?” He laid a kiss against her temple,
“Of course, I’ll stay until I’m sure you're asleep and having wonderful, not scary dreams. Now, lay back down.”
She did as she was told and Leon tucked her blanket around her before settling next to her and tucking the little girl into his side. 
“I love you, Daddy.” She says quietly, snuggling closer to his body.
“I love you too, princess; more than you could ever know. Now, close your eyes,”  Isabell made a show of closing them causing him to chuckle again, “and think happy thoughts for happy, peaceful sleep.”
It didn’t take long for Izzy to drift off but Leon didn’t leave immediately. He intends to stay just long enough to ensure she doesn't have any other nightmares but, at some point, he must have fallen asleep as well because the next thing he remembers Claire is waking him up.
“She’s all good now, why don’t you come back to bed?”
“Did I wake you? I’m sorry.” He carefully maneuvered Isabelle, whose upper body had somehow ended up on top of him, so he could stand. The little girl stirred then settled - in moments like this Leon was always struck by how much she took after her mother both in looks and mannerisms.
“No,” Claire answered, “well, kind of. You know I sleep better when you’re there, especially when you’re holding me.”
“Me too, Angel. I think you had the right idea about going back to bed.”
Claire nods silently, taking his hand and leading them out of their daughter's room after leaving a kiss on her small head. Once they were settled back in bed Claire broke the silence,
“I love you, Leon. You know that right?” The question took him by surprise,
“Ya, I know.”
“And you know you can talk to me about your nightmares? I won’t judge you or force you if you don’t want to but you know you can, right?”
“How did you -?”
“ I always know. Just like you always know when Izzy or I need you. You’re allowed to ask for help to, Agent Kennedy.” 
He smiled at that. His wife was right - he’s not sure there is a point in time when his wife hasn’t been right about everything.
“I know. And I will when I need it. Most of the time I just need a reminder that you and our daughter are safe; just to put things in perspective. Then I can sleep again - no nightmares and all.”
Claire hummed in response, holding him tighter as if her embrace alone could protect him from the troubles of his mind. Perhaps it could, after all, he always slept better when she was in his arms and he hers. So when he feels a little body crawl into the bed not ten minutes later, he doesn’t take her back to her own bed like he probably should. Instead, he pulls her in between him and Claire. He always did sleep well when Claire was in his arms, but the best sleep was always achieved when he had both his Angel and his Princess with him where he knew they were safe. In these moments, he could have nothing but good dreams.
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