Dorian flirting with Celaena:
I brought you books, chocolate and a puppy. Wanna play some chess and cuddle?
Dorian flirting with Manon:
Rip out my throat, I DARE you…where yo chains at?
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Dorian: apparently the only people you should invite to your wedding are ones who invited you to theirs
Aelin:
Chaol:
Dorian: well guess who isn’t coming to my wedding
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Shes so silly she almost died 👹
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when he said "ily" but rowan said: "i love you. there is no limit to what i can give to you, no time i need. even when this world is a forgotten whisper of dust between the stars, i will love you."
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An ex convict, neglected nepo baby and level 12 bland white man team up to bolster the regime of a dictator whilst also forming life long bonds and experimenting with one another sexually. Watch as the gang goes from fetch quests to killing actual god, as the magical blonde girl traverses the globe, finding love with a man who has a face tattoo instead of a personality. But that’s not all folks! Watch these characters undergo trauma after unbelievable trauma, like getting possessed by a demon, being paralysed, surviving sex slavery, or being bisexual. And that’s just the tip of the fairy shaped iceberg! Never before have characters been hotter, dumber and this incompetent. You’ll laugh, cry, and shit your pants when a terrifying murder witch who may or may not have eaten children appears in book 3 and steals everyone else’s thunder, prompting questions like: why wasn’t this series about her, AND just how many innocent people can a character kill and still remain likeable. The answer, as always, will surprise you ;)
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Chaol: This is my wife Yrene, she’s a healer.
Dorian: This is my wife Manon Blackbeak-
Chaol: The White Demon?
Dorian: Actually, she’s Queen of the Witches now.
Manon: I’m a reverse healer.
Chaol:
Yrene:
Manon: You know, because I kill people.
Chaol: I-
Yrene: I like her.
Dorian: I know right?
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Aelin: a year ago today I married my best friend
Elide: awwww
Aelin: Manon and rowan are still pretty mad but Dorian and I were drunk
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