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ihaztea1 · 2 years
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More Woodworker!Techno for you all~!
IT STARTED as just something to keep his hands busy. He had a knife and some oak sticks and he just... Started whitteling away. He ended up with a tiny wooden knife.
From there, he decided to make a full set of cutlery, which was harder than he'd thought it would be.
The challenge was what kept him coming back to the craft.
For months, all he carved was cutlery until he had it down to an *art.*
Then he moved to dishes. Plates, bowls, cups... He carved enough to start his own home goods store.
Most of them ended up feeding his campfires though. Only the best remained.
Then he found himself sitting by the fire with Philza, a large chunk of good quality oak in his hands and... He couldnt just toss the log into the fire. Something... Something was calling to him. Something in the wood that begged to be free. So Techno pulled out his carving knife and set to work, slowly peeling away the layers of wood to find the shape hidden in the grain. He didnt finish it that night, but he kept it. No way could he cast it aside until its form was revealed.
Two weeks later, he stared at the clumsy bird figurine in his calloused hands. It looked like it had been swept out of the air and landed poorly, or had impacted a window and laid dazed on the ground.
He held it out to Philza with a blank expression and stated, "It's you."
Philza wheezed, falling to his knees as he laughed. Techno watched as this man, this *legend*, lost his ever loving mind. Finally, Philza took the figurine from Techno's cupped hands. "Thanks mate! I'll treasure it!"
(And he did. Even years later, when his house was full of masterwork carvings, Philza still displayed that first crow in a place of honor.)
He started finding pieces of wood that *begged* to be carved after that and he just... Collected them, waiting for when he had a calm moment. Some of them were knives or axes, a few were bowls, but a lot of them were crows. By the time he met back up with Philza, he had a small murder of wooden crows in his inventory.
When he met Wilbur, he started finding pieces that were hiding fish, for some reason. He didn't question it, just placed them where Wil could find them.
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ladyddanger · 1 year
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Head cannon baby avians are mimics. They copy sounds and motions of the people they love. Once Philza told Tommy to eat his vegetables and c!Tommy said. “I hate you fucking people I’m running away” which was what Wilbur said when he was mad.
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oblivious tommy
they’ll be like “yuh ur our fam now” but they wisper under theyre breath “wether you wanna be or nah) and then they bring him to their house
tommy will be like “yo sick man, nice house” and just kinda wander off inside
sbi be like “well that was easy” and then they go to make food or sm
meanwhile tommy cant find a door outside and just crawls threw a window to go back to his house
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god-of-balance · 2 years
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DSMP x Reader x OC's Incoorect Quotes Pt. 4
StarWorld(OC): Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Techno: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Syrex(OC): More or less, I guess... Wilbur: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Wolfy(OC): I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Tommy: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on! Y/n, lying in bed with a pillow over ears: I just want sleep!
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marshmellowjay · 1 year
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Sorry for the long wait! Here's the long awaited headcannons!
MCYT react to Neon-Beatboxer Reader
Ft- C!Technoblade, Bench trio, C!Philza, NTT!Brutus/Orpheus, Accelerate Dream Team.
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C!Technoblade
Now he doesnt really get it at first, like why so...neon
Like in regular daylight it kinda looks strange but then he saw you at night and was like "ohhhhh ok"
He honestly loves the style and is down with dying his hair again to make it glow in the dark, it'll just take alot of convincing lol.
The beat-boxing part though.
He is all for it. Loves the competitions and there is a really reaallly slim chance of him joining in. Never zero though so you test your luck ALOT.
Graffiti is his favorite part over all.
He loves the designs and colors. He may even let you graffiti his builds a bit if you beg enough.
So overall he loves the aspect of it all and would try it out himself sometime.
10/10 he loves it.
Bench Trio
They love your clothes like they think you are so cool. New role model acquired!
If you do underground secret (maybe illegal) Beat-boxing championships they will BEG you to go!
Especially Tommy.
Now if you do cave in then they will again beg you to dress them up appropriately for the championship, neon body paint, glow up eye contacts, temporary glow up hair dye and all the glow up clothes! Maybe even some glow up graffiti paint cans.
They are so hyped during the whole thing! Especially if you are in the championship!
They cheer the loudest for sure!
If you let them do graffiti for a bit afterwords they are gonna be so excited! signing their twitch/youtube names and all.
Be prepared for Tommy to tell sbi though and being a babysitter the whole time lol
9/10
C!Philza
You already know the drill with dadza.
He goes full parent mode making sure the body paint and hair dye isnt lethal and making sure you stay out of trouble.
But other then that hes chill.
No he wont dye his hair but he will entertain your ideas by painting his nails glow in the dark green and putting on glow body paint on his hands.
Best know he will show up to every championship ship to make sure you stay safe but he does enjoy it non the less.
He does have sensitive eyes though so he wont stick around for to long but he will be there most of the time.
If he can't make it he'll just send one of the sbi to watch you. (never tommy though, hes learned the hard way)
9/10 hes chill
NTT!Brutus/Orpheus
The moment you guys started getting along is the moment he knew you would rope him into something like this.
He does like it dont get him wrong, he even drags his band members to the championships and does all the get up. He does like to use the getup as an excuse to cosplay himself though.
His scars are is neon and glowing.
He even adds the pink hair strip. He blends right in with the crowd lol
but he is responsible and makes sure you are alright and he is the getaway driver when the feds show up to crash all the fun.
He loves your style and is shocked to find out your hair dye isnt temporary
he also thinks your beat-boxing is really cool and fun.
10/10 best getaway driver ever
Accelerate! Dream Team
They LOVE your style so much!
They also ADORE your car. (which is neon (f/c) and glows)
You obviously met at a race so they were really hyped when they saw a new competitor/racer
After the race they had went up to your car and knocked on the window to try and greet you.
When you got out of the car they were flabbergasted by your style, you were in full outfit ready to go to your underground championship. Glowing hair,body paint eye contacts outfit and all.
They immediatly knew they needed to go where-ever you were going so they introduced themselves and asked where you were heading, you took them to the championship and they loved it!
Sapnap got bodypaint that made him look like he had lava all over.
Dream just stuck with the green glow eye contacts
while george did the glow up nail polish and blue splotches of body paint on his face and the rest is history.
Sapnap definitely joins in on the beat-boxing championship though lol
11/10
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1donoow · 10 months
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CONTENT CREATOR FANFICS REC PT.2
[Fanfics i've read]
edited
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♡ - smut
Mostly fluff
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Corpse husband
Tommyinnit
technoblade
- DSMP reacting to you actually being rich
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@beeindaclouds - Things you do that they love pt.1 pt.2
- DSMP reacting to Reader with a high spice tolerance
- C!DSMP meet OWL!Reader, right-hand of Lady Death
- Children!DSMP reacting to Babysitter!Reader having a partner
- Crew Boys reacting to you "saving" their basket ball
- dsmp with rich!reader
- C!DSMP react to Reader switching during a fight
- C!DSMP w/ a Vampire!Reader
@dsmpxreaderstuff - reader gifting the dsmp flower
- sassy! reader
- Reader who's always wearing gloves
- your highness
@ruminationnn - nickname for you
@rae-writes - sbi finding out techno has a daughter
@basilly - kissing their nose
@astrologyslayy - what the dsmp would do when crushing on you
- their reactions when they watch you draw
@god-of-balance - ___(hybrid creeper!reader)
@krabs-quill - old phantom phriend
@brightert0mb - Syndicate Gang with a Glare/Allay/Copper Golem!Reader Headcannons
@ruminationnn - a random hug from the reader headcanons
@angel-anoetic - killer cutie (killer bunny!reader)
@cupidmybeloved - ice skating (platonic)
- knitting (sbi x sibling!reader)
@voidgonemissing - a gentle rainy day (platonic)
@helliontherapscallion - sbi sibling deer hybrid!reader
@ramzawrites - strike me down,Zeus! (creeper hybrid!reader)
@retroaria - comparing hand sizes
@modelbus - face id
@thabeeboii - (Y/N) loves hugging people randomly pt.2
@streaming-yn - p! cc! multiple x shy! y/n
- forgetful!y/n duo names
- forgetful!y/n interacting with other streamer
@myntrose - face reveal pog?
@quackarl - mcyt having a crush
@griffintail - just another day (sbi x winged!child reader)
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corpse husband
@sarahwasfound - fuckin' hot
@thefanficmonster - the doll
@bunnvlr - Mama's boy
@malleux - spell
@whiteqnn - pure 2
@quits-writing - being corpse husband's s/o hc
@castor--writes - corpse finding out you have a bingus cat baby
@rottenroyalebooks - my girlfriend is a witch
@dollsbite - corpse with a pink-obsessed s/o
@kbrownie - leaked
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tommyinnit
@isadora-larkspur - tommy with shorter reader
@ohlovejoy - reacting to his beard
- the jitters (mute!reader)
@julibeeline - tommy and wilbur accidentally revealing their relationship
@sanderchu - breakfast made with love
- ylyl vlog
@modelbus - beguiled in the background
- cute cat
@bingbongsupremacy - little intruder (toddler!reader)
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Technoblade
@ze-maki-nin - child in the snow
@milqueandsugar - ___
@beeindaclouds - having c!technoblade as your dad
@fandomlit - imagine technoblade being jealous of the attention you give tommy
@smelted-applejuice - ___ (techo's daughter)
- ___ (wither skeleton!reader)
@beelzebubaz - techno seeing you in his clothes
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mysticalsoot · 1 year
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★masterlist★
if you would like to request something, check out the post linked below for guidelines! (the masterlist continues after the cut!)
introduction post here
key;
fluff // ☁️
angst // 💔
hurt comfort // ❤️‍🩹
authors favorite // 🪐
romantic // 🌹
platonic // 🌷
request // ✨
WIP // 🧵
[HEADCANNONS]
(mostly wilbur, but most of my stuff is him so)
dadbur hc's!
[ X READER ]
(some may be cross posted on AO3)
« cc!Wilbur » ↓
he said he'd cure all your ills (but he did and he always will) ❤️‍🩹🌹
he said he'd cure all your ills (but he didn't and he never maybe will) 💔
marry the idiot on the stage (request) ✨
This is it, this is what joy feels like, doesn't it? 💔☁️🪐🌹
too, more, and most 💔❤️‍🩹🪐
sick at space camp ☁️ 🪐🌹
« c!Wilbur » ↓
guitars and domestic bliss ☁️🌹
to be determined!
« Technoblade » ↓
to be determined!
[NON-READER FICS ]
(cross posted on AO3)
« cc!Wilbur » ↓
this is reality 🫧💔

« c!Wilbur » ↓
What's reality when everything is fabricated? 🧵

« Technoblade » ↓
to be determined!

« SBI » ↓
humanity doesn't require red (neither does family) 💔
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elliot-needs-sleep · 2 years
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no thoughts, head empty, reader who can’t cook. like i imagine everyone on the server can cook to varying levels of quality but in the end it is all edible no matter what they do. but not reader-
it can be angsty if you would so desire, like maybe reader was raised by dream and never learned to cook because he wanted them to be completely dependent on him for survival or maybe reader is a workaholic who never had the time to teach themself and therefore is used to just eating vegetables and horribly undercooked and/or overcooked meat that they’ve developed an immunity to the side effects because of how much their body is used to it. or maybe it’s just haha funny and a running joke that reader can’t cook (maybe they’re a blaze hybrid with hotter flames than most and therefore can’t get the temperature right for cooking, your choice!).
it’s just a fun little idea i came up with that i’m giving you full reign to have fun with :D
yours truly,
gremlin anon
This is a mood except I am a great cook /hj
Fic type: Headcannons
Characters: SBI (Philza, Techno, Tommy, Wilbur)
Fandom: DSMP
"How do you live like this" was the first thing Philza said when he walked through the door. He was only mildly disappointed (after all, he did have to teach Wilbur and Tommy to cook)
Mostly because you were frantically opening windows and fanning out smoke with a hand towel.
In your defense, you were a blaze hybrid like Sapnap and had FAR less control over the flames you could create
He takes over to at least make you something edible, especially after you burnt a steak into a charred piece of meat.
Techno honestly just found it amusing to watch you struggle because you're just a hilariously bad cook.
Will he make you something to eat when you inevitably under or overcook something? Probably. He might not care that much.
He does feel a bit bad, but overall he thinks that you getting angry enough to through whatever you were making out the window is the funniest thing he ever saw
Wilbur CAN cook, but doesn't like to and honestly coukd care less about how badly you do
L'manburg Wilbur specifically would probably offer to help
Ghostbur would try to cheer you up and keep you from throwing a rock hard piece of meat at a wall
Revivedbur? He'd make fun of you. Guaranteed. No question. He thinks its hilarious how bad you are, but unlike Techno he would actively tease you about it
Tommy is also a bad cook. No contest. But he IS better than you are.
He doesn't make fun of you per se, but he will yell at you to get out of kitchen so he can at least make EDIBLE food
He's not too mean about it, and he finds it mildly annoying that you're this terrible
But he also thinks it's just a bit funny too
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victoria1676 · 2 years
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If the 3 kids who have passed are with Mumza cause screw Celestia-, then what if Wilbur can visit Mumza because limbo just sucks in general and is just surprise with the sudden appearance of 3 kids.
Now what if he starts to hang out with them because it reminds him of Techno, Tommy, & Reader when they were kids-
This is probably just a personal headcannon cause I'm OBSESSED with sibling reconciliation.
- Gingko Anon
A Brother’s Lament 
Summary: What if C!Wilbur meets the people of Teyvat who died and sided with his Twin Sister?  What if C!Wilbur got out of his limbo and meets his Mom? 
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WARNINGS: ANGST, MENTIONS OF MANIPULATION, MENTIONS OF CHARACTERS DYING AND SPOILERS OF THE DREAM SMP PLOT AND READER”S PAST WITH THE SBI AND DREAM SMP!
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Note: SORRY THIS TOKE SO LONG TO FINISH BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT TRY TO MAKE THIS A SHOT TWT
FORGIVE ME IF I MISSED SOMETHING IN THE LORE IT HAS BEEN A WHILE AND IM TRYING TO REMEMBER SOME OF IT AND I HOPE I GOT C WILBUR PERSONALITY CORRECT TWT
BUT THIS STORY IS UNFORTUNELY NOT CANON BECAUSE THIS IS JUST A WHAT IF ONESHOT SO I APOLOGIZE TWT
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(A bit spoilers from Reader's past or this is center around C!Wilbur 👇Sorry if I made Wilbur OOC I tried my best to make him in character TwT However there are spoilers from the Dream smp Lore and I made up a bit of Mumza’s lore since I wasn’t able to get all her lore so sorry DMSP/MCYT FANS! TAT)
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Seconds.
Minutes.
Hours.
Days.
Weeks.
Months.
Years.
God, Wilbur doesn’t even know how long he has been stuck in the Jubilee Limbo Train. He had told his father to stab him, leaving many broken hearts with his death. Among those with broken hearts were his younger brother Tommy, twin-king Technoblade, and his only sister (Y/N). No matter how many times Wilbur tries to find a way out of the limbo, he always finds himself back on the train, or in its waiting area. He bashed his head on the walls, punched the floor, and the walls, and even resorted to scratching it. Nothing came of it, earning screams from him until his throat went sore, his lungs begging for more air. Wilbur did so many things to get out, but nothing changed.
He was forever stuck in the limbo that he has.
Wilbur chuckled tiredly, leaning against the pillars. His brown hair becomes messier even underneath his beanie, his eyes are puffy but his previously sore throat is healed, but that should hardly matter when he’ll end up crying out again. Wilbur wished he could drink, but the subway didn’t have any available. The only thing they had were dark silhouettes, nobodies. He sighed, rubbing his eyes before picking up his guitar. Being the only person, the only corporeal entity in the room felt calming in its own right, but at the same time, it was unnerving. A bit of music would help. As he prepares to play, memories flood his thoughts as a melody rings in the air.
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“Wilby?”
Wilbur stops his actions, looking over to see his sister returning his gaze as she hugs a crow doll close to her. “Dad’s asking if you want any snacks. He and Techno brought a lot from the hunt.” Wilbur bites the inside of his cheek, refraining from bursting into rage towards his sister. His father is once again playing favorites, and it’s obvious just who it is.
Why does Techno get to go? What about me? Or (Y/N)?
He snaps back to reality. “S-Sorry, I was lost in my thoughts.” You hummed, walking towards him when a question came to mind. 
Wilbur plays his guitar, testing out different tunes before abruptly stopping once you asked him out loud. “Are you jealous of Techno?” Wilbur stutters in his response. “W-What do you mean?! Uh-” He quickly looks towards you, flabbergasted. “You look at Techno weirdly and pick fights with him.” you bluntly responded. Wilbur is your brother, he knows you well. The curiosity of a child can only lead them so far and bring them responses that may not satisfy them in the least.
“Why do you wanna know anyway?” He asked her. You shrugged. “Just curious, considering you are the type to get jealous if none of us gave you attention.”
“I don’t get jealous.” He says back to you. You huffed in response. “Yes, you are! You didn’t like it when Techno was playing with me or sparring.” Wilbur turned red before looking away, eliciting a snicker from you. The silence taking hold of the room blends with your soft humming, a lullaby sung by their mother in the comfort of their home. Their mother hasn’t been joining her husband out hunting, let alone leaving her room for a long period of time. Her pregnancy restricted her and kept her from doing what she used to do. 
“If I say no?”
“Then you are a liar. Simple as that.” 
You earn nothing but a sigh from your brother until he asks: “If I say yes?” You looked at him, staring in contemplation and processing the question before breaking into a sprint. The look of shock and excitement on her face evidently made Wilbur leap from his spot. “Dad! Wilbur is jealous of Techno!” You yelled out, your older brother on your trail. 
“I’m not! Don’t say that, (Y/N)!” 
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A wonderful family can only last so long in a world like this. The first rift caused the family to crumble to the moment Kristen succumbed to an illness cursed upon her. Such silence had taken over the once happy and lively household.
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“Will, what the hell was that?”
Wilbur groaned, turning around and seeing you stand there, arms folded on your chest. Your wings are tucked under your cape, staring at him with cold eyes and with your hat nowhere to be found. It’s probably with Tommy. Speaking of Tommy, older brother hunch only tells him one thing in the absence of your hat: your feelings. 
He knows how much you love Tommy and he knows you are aware of what he did to his little brother.
“Looks like someone has their-” 
“I’m not here to banter.” You glared at him.
“Here comes the overprotective (Y/N), come to protect-”
 ”Wilbur Minecraft!” Your voice echoes into the darkness of the night. 
Pogtopia remains asleep. Everyone is too busy enjoying the comforts of their homes before beginning a siege to reclaim L’manburg under Schlatt’s reign. After receiving Tommy’s letter, you met up with Techno to gather your brother and together find out what is happening to Dream SMP. Slapping the back of Wilbur’s and Techno’s heads for their behaviors and the antics that had led them to where they were before this moment.
“Are you seriously gonna manipulate Tommy into joining war a-”
“Stop babying him! I know what I am doing. I don’t need you to tell me of my wrongdoings-”
“This isn’t about Tommy.” 
“Yes, I know that it isn't Tommy but to bring my L’Manburg back from that bastard Schlatt!!” Wilbur stepped towards you with his eyes that looked tired yet now it was filled with madness.
Stop worrying about Tommy and worry about me.
“So stop babying him! Tommy isn't a little kid anyone” Wilbur yelled at you.
You did not expect your brother to suddenly shout at you when you just want to know what lost his mind to suddenly be Dream’s vassal and also say such things to Tommy. 
You are just worrying as a sister. 
Did I do something wrong? 
“I’m not babying him!?” You told him back, “I’m legit worried-”
“STOP WORRYING ABOUT US WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT L’MANBURG?! WHY DID YOU EVEN AGREE TO JOIN WHEN YOU COULD STAY IN THAT SERVER OF PEOPLE WHO TAUGHT YOU TO BUILD SHIT!!” Your eyes widened at Wilbur's exclamation as he started panting from all the shouting he gave you.
This was the first time you saw him this angry and suddenly he didn't want you to be here and only wanted Techno?
That stings. 
But what you guys didn't realize was that someone was watching you guys with one of your chat perches on their shoulder that looked sad and started whispering to that person who was waiting for the moment to step in. Another person beside them started shaking in anger seeing the scene
“We only wanted Technoblade '' He cruelly stated to you before turning around. “If you are not here to help then leave”
“Wil-”
“I don't need a sister who still keeps trying to repair our family. I need someone to help me get back L'Manburg”
“…”
He started walking away and then rapid footsteps behind him followed but he didn't turn around only when he felt his shoulder pulling him and was forced to turn around he felt his face in pain. 
You gasped seeing a familiar person who beated you from slapping Wilbur to punching him. 
It was Tommy. 
He punched Wilbur.
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WILBUR?!”
The brunette staggered back in surprise that he was not punched by you instead he was punched by his little brother Tommy. 
“YOU SAID WE BRING REINFORCEMENTS AND THAT'S BIG (First name initial) AND THE BLADE!?” The blond teen yelled at him in anger, “AND NOW YOU DON'T WANT HER IN POGTOPIA?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!”
You held Tommy back as you could hear the chat chanting ‘Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight’ or hell even the voices in your head started chanting for blood and cheering for Tommy to ‘fuck up Wilbur’
You seriously didn't expect Tommy to be awake and thought he was sleeping.
Dammit, maybe you should have shouted…
“Tommy calm down” You try to tell the blond teen who struggled against your grip.
“I WILL NOT CALM DOWN NOT UNTIL THAT BASTARD APOLOGIZES TO YOU!!”
Tommy kept spewing profanities to Wilbur who held his cheek and another person decided to step in. 
“You guys seriously are still up at this hour?”
You blinked and turned around and saw a tired Technoblade eating his baked potatoes that he made from staying up in his potato farming. He didn't have his mask on as you could see his face with his bright blood-tired red eyes, a scar on his bottom lip, and pink hair that was tied into a ponytail with his crown still on him. 
Don't tell me he was up and saw this happen the whole time?!
“Techno you still up farming at this hour again?” You asked, “Didn't we tell you to sleep instead of farming potatoes? We got enough potatoes for all of us to survive”
“Can't blame after I just finished doing a potato farming tournament” Technoblade said, making you snort recalling that hilarious potato war tournament.
“I thought you were over that” You looked at him with a deadpan expression.
The Pigling hybrid shrugged before looking at Wilbur who still didn't move but still held his bruised cheek. 
“You should go and rest Wilbur,” Techno said, “Lashing out on (Y/n) will hurt both of you”
“…”
The brunette didn't say anything but turned around and went to the area where he would sleep ignoring Tommy yelling at him but then the blond teen was held back by you. Techno on the other hand awkwardly comforted you by patting your head and rubbing your back slowly as you try to calm Tommy down.
Although Wilbur was walking away from his family he still heard your last words of what he said before he was farther away from them. 
“Did I lose my second brother Techno? Am I a bad sister?”
A part of Wilbur hissed at him in anger for yelling at his sister but he ignored it. 
All he wanted was to get L'Manburg back. 
And then he will apologize soon to her after all this mess. 
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In the end, he never did and forced his own Father to kill him and fell to his death while he lay cold in his sister's arms who screamed and cried about his death.
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He let out a small laugh that held pain remembering he lashed out at you as he covered his face.
“I failed Tommy...I failed Fundy and Sally...I failed (Y/n)...And also failed Mom...”
“Wilby!” You cling to him, “Let’s play in the sand!”
I’m sorry sister.
You looked at him with a hurtful expression when he told you that he only wanted to invite Techno to help the.
I didn't mean to hurt you. 
I'm sorry.
The last thing he remembered before he succumbed to his death was you screaming his name. 
"WILBUR!!"
I'm sorry. 
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“God I need something to take my mind off those depressing shit…”
Wilbur then decided to play a familiar song that was forever something he will bring with him until the end. 
A song he created about his wonderful nation.
🎶 ~Well, I've heard there was a special place,
where men could go and emancipate
the brutality and the tyranny of their rulers.
Well, this place is real, we needn't fret,
with Fundy, Tommy, Tubbo, and fuck Eret,
It's a very big and not blown-up L'Manberg.
My L'Manberg
My L'Manberg
My L'Manberg
My L'Manberg~ 🎶
He sighed as he finished his short song. He was about to tuck away his guitar and about to get on the train again when-
CLAP!
CLAP!
CLAP!
“Wow! That's a good song you sang mister! !”
Wilbur froze along feeling his breath hitch, hearing another unknown voice that he didn’t recognize and he thought he was the only one on the Jubilee line train. He whipped around and saw a boy who looked like he would be around Tommy’s age when he last saw him being killed by Phil dying and finding himself alone in his limbo. But now seeing someone who he didn't recognize made his whole world freeze. 
The boy is a slim yet well-built young man who is often covered in scars due to his various misadventures. He has pale ash-grey hair, light tan skin, and bright green eyes with his goggles on his head. He has a prominent scar on his left shoulder and seems to be perpetually injured. A cuffed navy shorts and a sleeveless cream-colored jacket with blue and gold details, a leather belt, a bag that looked like a...red glowing keychain attached to it??? with gloves, and a yellow bandanna tied around his right arm.
The way the boy looked at him reminded him of his energetic little brother Tommy.
“Man I didn’t expect to find someone in this limbo,” The boy said while rubbing his head sheepishly.
“Lady Kristin said no one would be here but I didn't expect to find you here mister!”
Kristin?
A familiar woman that had the same hair as him with a smile that his sister had flashed in his mind. 
‘But that can't be?! Mom died’ Wilbur thought knowing he last saw his mother when he was young. 
“H-Hello” The brunette greeted the boy with a slight crack and shutter on his voice.
“W-Who-uh-I-um-”
He continued to shutter and was speechless with relief and confusion that he wasn't alone anymore in his Jubilee limbo after seeing this strange kid. Who looked at him in confusion.
“Hey-”
“Bennett there you are!”
Wilbur flinched when he saw two more people running towards the boy named Bennett. The first person had dark, indigo-black hair cut in a bob-like fashion at the front with thick bangs swept to one side by a golden hair clip with a paw motif, the rest braided in a looped bow-like updo at the back of her head resembling panda ears when viewed from the front, fastened with a small red ribbon. She has golden eyes, a pale complexion, and a perpetual smile on her face.
A brown and gold leotard with red ribbons in the front and back, the back being larger and holding a bell. She wears a gold belt, that holds the strange glowing item that was similar to Bennett. Additionally, the girl wears brown fingerless gloves and boots, as well as a braided red ribbon around her left thigh and right arm and adhesive bandages crossed in an ‘X’ on her right knee. Beside her was a moving animal that looked like a panda but in a different color.
The second person is a boy with long, spiky grey hair; bright red eyes; and pale skin. Another strange item looked similar to the two teens except it was purple. He has several scars on his body, including one on his left cheek and several on his arms which raised several questions to the brunette yet he can’t ask especially since he realized has now seen three people in the limbo.
Only he also realized both of these people are the same age as Tommy and was now wondering what caused these teens to be in his limbo?
He dreaded imagining if Tommy gets into his limbo.
“Oh! Hey Xiangling, Razor, and Guoba” Bennett greeted his companions.
“Lady Kristin has been worried sick that she wasn’t able to see you!” Xiangling said.
Guoba looked behind Xiangling and saw a flabbergasted Wilbur before walking towards him with interest. The fact this man looks very similar to a certain winged creator he met before he and Xiangling met their end along with several others for trying to help or side with the true creator that was deemed as an imposter under the word of the true or rather false creator.
“Lupical’s mother told Razor and XiangLing to look for you,” Razor said. 
Bennett chuckled as he placed his hand behind his head sheepishly, “Hehe sorry…”
“Um…”
The three turned around to look at Wilbur who was looking at them confused but also petting Guoba who looked very happy being petted. The fact he has no idea who these teens are and them mentioning his mother's name caused a lot more questions that the brunette didn't know, especially because he thought he was the only trap in this Jubilee Limbo Train for years. 
“Woah?!” XiangLing leaned back in shock that she didn't realize Wilbur was there the whole time however she was confused why this man looked like you.
Razor sniffed and looked at Wilbur, “You smell…Lupical? No, your scent…is similar to Lupical”
“Wait! Are you Wilbur soot?” XiangLing said after she just remembered you saying that you have two twin brothers one being full human just like her little brother while the other is a hybrid like you except your other twin brother is a Piglin hybrid.
Wilbur’s eyes widened on hearing his name out from the female teen, “Y-You know me?”
“So you are him!” Bennett smiled as he quickly walked up to Wilbur, “My name's Bennett and these people who are looking for me are Razor and XiangLing!”
“Nice to meet you!” XiangLing waved.
“Hello” Razor greeted.
“N-Nice to meet you…” Wilbur said before asking them, “How d-do you know me?” 
“Oh wow! Big sister (Y/n) talked about her family a lot when we first met her! She also mentioned that she lost a brother who died from destroying their own nation they build” Bennett explained only to find the brunette flinching at hearing the explanation.
“Y-You knows my sister,” Wilbur said. 
The last time he saw you was when L'Manburg was destroyed and he doesn't recall you talking to these teens before. Just as he was about to ask them he was stopped by a-
“There you are!”
A voice shouted at them as all of them turned to the left and saw a portal with a person who seemed to be a child was the one who shouted at them. The child was a girl and wore an outfit that Wilbur doesn’t even recognize other than it looked like a raccoon outfit.
“Miss Kristin has been looking for you!” She said, “She was tempted to bring our her own crows to look for you guys!”
“Whoops! It the search for Bennett was long” Xiangling sheepishly rubbed the back of her head.
“Sorry…” Bennett apologized and looked down.
“It’s fine! We were just worried for you remember” Xiangling informed him.
“Let’s go,” Razor said before he ran to the portal with Xiangling who nodded, and Guoba as well.
Bennett was about to leave when he saw the look of sadness from Wilbur before grabbing the brunette’s hand startling Wilbur who looked at him in confusion.
“Come with us!” Bennett said, “Miss Kristin will be happy to meet you again and you won't be alone in this strange place anymore!”
Those words made Wilbur speechless who glanced behind him to see the train driving away from him and finally made his decision. He grabbed his guitar case and let a happy Bennett drag him to the portal. The two of them walked to the portal and once they did the portal disappeared like it was never there as the train stopped to get more black silhouette figures inside and out. It then drove away and what was left of Wilbur in the Jubliee line train is no more.
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Elsewhere a certain green god felt a disturbance of the limbo where Wilbur is currently before deciding to check it later and help George with his building.
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“Hey, I’m back!”
Wilbur watched Bennett run to his friends as he stood still watching them. There were more Adults, teens, and children here in this strange place that resembled the underworld that his brother Techno talked about in his books despite it being supposed to be a myth where it belong to the Goddess of Death Wilbur knew he is in the underworld, especially he sees souls flying around, spirits walking or floating by but what also stood different in the underworld was the flowers that he swore it was his mother’s favorite. He wasn’t the type to assume things easily knowing he last saw his mother back when he was still young and there was no way his mother is in the underworld.
Especially he doesn’t believe his mother is the goddess of death…
“Geez Bennett…I can’t believe you disappear in one of Lady Kristin’s portals” One of the teens asked Bennett who just chuckled.
“But where were you, Bennett?” One of the adults asked him, “Lady Kristin is getting her tea for all of us and some other drinks as well after we told her we found you”
“Oh yeah!” Bennett started grinning as he then ran to Wilbur who walked backward once he saw everyone’s attention on him.
“Uh-”
“I found Big sister (Y/n)’s, brother!” The ash-grey-haired teen declared, “He was playing music on some kind of platform with a moving vehicle that brings people in and out”
Just like that Wilbur felt himself sweating at the attention and gasping around everyone. Whispers and conversations went from one person to another as everyone looked at the brunette that was shifting from side to side in confusion. He looked at Bennett who smiled at him which Wilbur gave it back only then did everyone stop talking as Wilbur heard footsteps behind him. He was about to turn around when-
“Wilbur?”
He froze.
A voice he thought he wouldn’t hear again anymore.
The same voice he would never hear from his mother who had died when he was young.
“Wilbur”
He looked at his mother as he passed his new baby brother in his arms while his sister stared at him like a hawk.
“Meet your baby brother” Kristin smiled at him despite looking tired.
“Don’t drop him dumbass…” He heard his sister’s mutter making his eyes roll as he heard you yelp in pain.
“Language Dear” Kristin scolded and he could hear you huffing before muttering ‘sorry’ and then went back to watch Wilbur like a hawk.
No… 
“Miss Kristin!” Bennett exclaimed and everyone began greeting the person behind him.
“Oh Lady Death is back!”
“Mumza!”
“Welcome back Lady Kristin!”
It can’t be-
“Is that you my son?” The voice behind Wilbur asked.
The brunette turned around and at that moment he had never in his whole life felt his body going ridged and tired as he felt a lump on his throat and heart clenching at the sight of a familiar woman he had thought he would never see again.
In front of him was a woman with long brown hair that is the same shade of brown as his hair, brown warm eyes that are filled with love that he always remember seeing her with back when he was young but her eyes were covered by a black veil that was from the hat that resembled like his sister’s hat except the woman’s hat had flowers in the hat. She wore beautiful black long dress with her nails polished in black and black shoes to finish it. He also noticed the woman also had black makeup on her despite the veil covering it.
How does he know this woman?
“M-mom…” Wilbur spoke with his voice sounding cracked and hoarse like he hadn’t drank or eaten any food.
His mother.
Kristin started smiling and passed the tray of drinks to a boy with an odd dark blue haircut before opening her arms like a hug at Wilbur who looked like he wanted to collapse.
“You have grown my son”
That made the brunette drop his guitar case and run towards the arms of his own mother who then caught him with her hat falling over and she hugged one of her sons whom she never thought she would meet again. Yet here she is hugging her second oldest son who started shaking as she could feel the wetness of her shoulder which she didn’t mind and started rubbing Wilbur’s back.
“I’m happy to see you, Wilbur,” She said with love.
The scene of them hugging flashed to Kristin who was still a human and was hugging a crying Wilbur and (Y/n) as baby Tommy slept soundly not aware of what has happened to his mother.
Wilbur couldn’t stop crying and kept hugging his mother. 
For once he felt like a kid again. 
He felt like he was back home.
Where he didn’t create a nation and just home in his mother’s arms and his family being together and not broken.
Shesaliveshesaliveshesaliveshesaliveshesaliveshesalive
“M-Mom..!” He spoke.
His mother cooed and rubbed his back as everyone looked at them in happiness while some also cried. Others were confused while some are happy to see the reunion.
“I-I…I m-miss you..!” Wilbur sniffed as he felt more tears coming down his eyes as his mother comforted him.
“I miss you too baby” She replied with a warm voice that he always heard as a child.
“Wilbur” Kristin looked at her son who was crying.
She cradled her son’s cheek as Wilbur looked at her with tears stained on his dirty yet bruised face that he got from sparring with Techno.
“Why are you crying?” She asked with a worried look and a small smile.
It took minutes before the mother and son finished their hug and Wilbur began to ask his mother something.
“H-How are y-you here?” He asked.
Kristin cradle her son’s cheek and look at the people behind them as adults carefully bring the teens and children away from the duo for privacy she then looked at her son who held her hand with his one rough hand.
“Let me show you something,” She said.
Wilbur let his mother take him somewhere that no soul or spirit knows but only Kristin knows where she is taking her son.
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The room that Wilbur stood in is full of darkness except there was a table that had two candles, a Chandelier above, and flowers that are the favorite of his mother but what caught his attention was there are four mirrors and one cracked mirror in the darkroom as Kristin who suddenly summoned tea on the table where she as she told her son to sit down which he did.
“W-What is this room,” Wilbur asked unsurely this strange dark room his mother brought him to.
“A room where I would stay and watch over as the Goddess of death except this room is only for our family”
“What?”
Kristin merely smiled at the still confusion on her son’s face before standing up and beckoning Wilbur to look at them, “See for yourself son”
Wilbur did before looking at that one cracked mirror which his mother shook her head and decided not to ask about it as he then let out a gasp when saw what was in the mirrors.
The First mirror showed Philza petting some dogs and feeding them.
The second mirror showed Techno farming the potatoes that looked like it was built by their sister considering they looked very unique.
The third mirror made Wilbur have a lump on his throat seeing his baby brother Tommy arguing with Tubbo about something and beside Tubbo was a tall man who was taller than Philza almost like an endermen except with a suit and a crown looking very done with the two best friends arguing.
The fourth mirror.
“You are seriously one obsessed Redstone junky Rubedo”
“At least I’m doing something other than paperwork”
“Fuck you bastard”
“Language dear~”
“...Did you just-”
Wilbur felt tears falling in his eyes as he then placed his hand on the mirror watching the fourth mirror that shows his sister arguing with a young man with bright teal eyes with three dots in his iris and pale skin. He has ashy light brown hair that was tied in a ponytail as his expression held a teasing look and a smirk that made you look pissed at him as the brunette could see your wings ruffled in annoyance.
“(Y/n)...”
Kristin saw her son crying and went towards him with another hug as Wilbur despite his crying and looking sad he looked relieved and happy seeing you and his family doing well, especially Tommy and you.
Silence filled the room other than Wilbur’s sobs and Kristin’s low humming.
“I miss you guys…”
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Rubedo blinked when he noticed something on your face.
“(Y/n)...” He said making you stare at him, “Your…crying?”
“Huh?”
He was right as you then felt tears falling on your cheeks as you then placed your hand on your right cheek feeling more tears falling down.
“W-What??”
“...”
Rubedo didn’t say anything as he watched you try to wipe the tears away but they kept coming.
“W-Why am I..?”
The chat was silent as they do not know what is happening to you however they are respectful of your situation. Rubedo walked to the left side of your desk and began hugging you to which you let him as you try to wipe the tears away.
But why are you starting to sob and why is your heart feeling pain?
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“Tommy?” Tubbo looked at his best friend in confusion seeing the tears.
“Wha-..”
Tommy felt his tears and looked very confused yet he doesn’t know why his heart was hurting.
Both Tubbo and Ranboo watched the blond teen wiping his tears that kept coming as they both hugged him.
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“Hmm?”
“Huh?’
Philza and Techno felt their own tears as well however Techno removed his mask and looked at the nearby mirror from the barn his sister made for him and saw the tears while Philza just stared at his tears in confusion ignoring his chat going silent or making fun of him crying.
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The Minecraft Family Didn’t know why they all felt themselves crying however one thing they know is that.
They felt like they lost someone
And that someone they knew was crying for them.
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Wilbur cried and cried as he hugged his mother as he clutched her like she thought he was gonna disappear yet Kristin didn’t and continued hugging her son who couldn’t stop crying.
“I’m sorry…”
“I miss you all...”
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ICOXKNXUENDIQJN J
FINALLY FINISHED AND YES ITS PAST MIDNIGHT HERE BUT IT WAS WORTH FINISHING!!!!!
I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS!!
I APOLOGIZED FOR THOSE WHO DIDN’T LIKE THE WAY WILBUR ACTED ON THIS BUT I TRIED MY BEST TO CAPTURE HIS CHARACTER PROPERLY TWT
GINGKO ANON I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS REQUEST AND I REALLY HOPE I GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY TWT
I ALSO THANK MY OLD CLASSMATE FOR PROOFREADING THIS AND ADDING OR CHANGING SOME STUFF ON THIS ONE-SHOT!
FORGIVE ME IF THIS WAS TO CHEESY OR NOT SAD ENOUGH I TRIED MY BEST TO CAPTURE THE FEELS DX
SONG INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS: 👇
ANYWAYS IMMA SLEEP AND CHECK BACK AT THIS ONESHOT TOMORROW!!
GOODNIGHT!!
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alexanderwesker · 6 months
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Chapter: 7/8
Story Title: Theseus' Home(In Lieu of a Ship)
Chapter Title: And Blood was Spilled for the Want of a Sword
Summary: Tommy has been trying his best to deal with the Whispers from the Guardian.
But it's getting to much for him to bear...
Warnings for this chapter: Blood; Mentions of Violence and Torture; The Guardian of Pogtopia is it's own warning at this point;
Rating: Teen & Up
Category: Gen
Fandom: Dream SMP
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit; Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit & Philza;
Characters: Wilbur Soot; TommyInnit; Phil Watson|Philza; Quackity(Mentioned);
Additional Tags: Angst; Headcannon Galore; Dark Wilbur Soot; Possessive Wilbur Soot; Dark Phil Watson|Philza; Possessive Phil Watson|Philza; Dark SBI;(technically); 3/4 SBI; Possessive Behavior; Obsessive Behaviour; Wilbur Soot Needs a Hug; TommyInnit Needs a Hug; Captivity; Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit; Platonic Affection; Platonic Cuddling; Crimeboys;
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ihaztea1 · 2 years
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C!Technoblade was the chaotic neutral Hagrid of the SMP.
Chaotic neutral because... Did you watch anything with him in it?
Hagrid because Steve the Polar Bear and Edward the Enderman and the Hound Army. Man had so many dangerous critters just chilling at his cabin.
Headcannon that they just... Gravitate toward him, like some kind of twisted Disney Princess. And it didn't just start with the DSMP either. No, he's always been like this. He'd go for a walk and come home with a giant spider or a skeleton or a bear and just be like 'it followed me home. Can I keep it?' And Phil would sigh and tell him no. There was a time a *freaking Warden* followed him home and Philza nearly went for a visit with Kristin. It was named Spooks and made the executive decision to make a home in a nearby cave system. Phil was not pleased.
When he left home, he realized Phil was at least 80% of his impulse control and now that he wasn't around to tell him no, he was spending a good amount of time building houses for his new friends.
He wasn't mad. They were good friends. Better than a lot of people.
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paige-penguin · 1 year
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I think my favourite type of headcannons are the ones which are entirely too specific, its an image in your brain that when shared others can picture it too.
Tommy
Wanted to learn how to fight with a sword like techno so forced techno to teach him but got so excited they had to force him down to a broom so he couldn't hurt anyone
Used to sit on a field in L'Manburg and make flower crown for everyone, the details of it correlated to how much he liked you
As a child he had an affinity for climbing; trees, walls, people. As the only avian in the house who couldn't fly he learnt any way to try and get on the same level as others
He and Tubbo gave each other braids when they where 15 as a way so solidify their friendship and commect them as brothers
Phil
Has a crow watching each one of his kids at all times to keep an eye on them
As angel of death he is fully aware of how long people have spent in limbo, when Wilbur died he kept track of every year and lit a candle to remember him on his death anniversary
Kristen lives in the void beneath bedrock and can't spend much time in the overworld so Phil spends alot of time in strongholds talking into the one way portal to let Kristen know how well her sons are doing
Similar to some cultures braids are really important to avains, Phil has braids from the day he married and one for each of his kids, from either the day they where born or the day they where adopted
After killing Wilbur he cut the second longest braid off and placed it in a box of items from Wills childhood. A pair of tiny socks, a yellow bandana and a folder of sheet music
Techno
Being a conduit for the blood god caused a lot of mental damage as a kid, often resulting in a mute Techno, so the whole sbi family learnt sign language for these moments
Apart from his family the only other person who has braided his hair was Ranboo, he got really attached to that kid and they used to absentmindedly play with Techno's hair during Syndicate meetings
Loves reading all kinds of book, surprisingly to most his favourite genre is romance, the beauty of true love and loving someone wholely spoke to his soul
All of his jewellery is gold, some parts of his piglin culture always stayed with him
Tubbo
Scars from the festival also included becoming partially deaf and blind on that side, but he handled it well due to his early leaning of sign language
Forced Wilbur to teach him how to play piano and it became a way the two bonded, just playing songs in Wilbur's bedroom
Once tried to bonk someone as a greeting with his horns like rams do and gave Tommy a concusion
The compass Ghostbur gave him had lengths of a red bandana he used to wear in the early days of L'Manburg, Ghostbur had found the red and green bandana in the ruins of a blown up city
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localsharkcryptid · 10 months
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A brief break from the SBI Portraits for a sketchy one of easily one of my favorite characters: C!Punz! Split between several names for him in Ouroboros: Alloy, Gild, a couple others, generally I'm also open to other ideas if anyone would like to help me out.
Though all in all he is one of the characters I am really looking forward to writing things with, I've got a bunch of headcannoned lore planned. I really just got attached to a secondary character with little going for him and said "yeah this is my blorbo now" if that says anything for what to expect on my thoughts about him.
In actual design notes he is a pure Icewing, the black markings are actually tattoos since I wanted to have some black in there - the streaks under his eyes are designed to further cut down light glare since due to a brighter colored iris his eyes can't filter light glare as easily when compared to other Icewings.
The necklace he has also has meaning behind it, in this case it's a symbol of status. Coming from a rather infamous grouping of assassins and mercenaries within the ice kingdom, the necklace itself is meant to mock the circle necklaces of the higher class, nobles and royals- to be an insult technically and it also doubles as a sign of how skilled one in this grouping is. His in particular is a mockery of a first circle necklace, so I think that says enough for his skills.
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jinx-blackout-84 · 8 months
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I think one of the most interesting things about dsmp is that no one person understood every pov or had seen the whole lore, but the fandom came together and shared our knowledge until it became one beautiful monster that nobody could really define. Until it became something beautiful. Dsmp did not exist without fandom, and fandom made it something amazing.
A lot of the fanon was basically cannon, look at SBI as a family or the way the characters are drawn, and it was amazing. Every single person saw dsmp differently and it was a u ique experience for every one of us. I was a Wilbur main and saw the l'manburg arc, but didn't really understand the egg. I understood the lore through my bbh main mutuals and didn't know that there headcannons weren't exactly what happened.
Cannon sucked a little, but the way fannon flourished and grew around it was amazing, and it was so cool to watch people build new headcannons around events happening in real time, to watch my mutuals live blog everything that was happening, to hear the songs and see the fanart and read the fanfics and just see how much people loved it.
Dsmp was amazing because nothing was strictly true. Some people may see beeduo as romantic, some people see it platonic. Some people see SBI as a family, Some stick closer to cannon. Every single person sees it their own way, and yes, that makes for some awful discourse, but I think it more importantly makes for a beautiful sense of community and shared love.
But we were really shitty to like every woman in the dsmp so let's not do that again thx
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brick-a-doodle-do · 1 year
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tiny workers masterlist (1/2)
⚠️ some of these posts contain vore discussion!
original post
worker worldbuilding
payment
renting tinies
noms
expanding the land + favoritism
more favoritism + crimeboys
sbi + boss
days off + new people
origin stories + housing
trains + boss
escape rooms
technoblade
sbi + kristen + noms
where's waldo
maze
holidays + worker dynamics
attraction concept masterlist (not updated)
laser tag + bumper cars + dnd
anti-tinies + illegal contrabands
natural disasters
misinterpretation -> free massage
crimeboys hc
trampoline park + hamsters
car rides
themed attractions
drones-turned-airplanes
dudududu + crimes
waterpark worldbuilding
vague summary of au
legos
workers working
poster concept(s)
tea house/cafe
food + hospitality
uniform concepts
tinies being...tinies
petting zoos
tiny health care
headcannons/scenarios
injuries + crimes
ezephr concept (3'd absolute amazing psycho of an oc :D)
background character form
dream discussion
getting stuck
park entrance concept
tiktok
bunker idea
(check reblogs for more !!)
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marshmellowjay · 2 years
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Can you do like sbi And male!reader Ya know you can make headcanons - anonymous
Ayup! Sorry this took a while. But I hope you enjoy it anyway :)
Ft- Sbi (ft Technoblade, Philza, Tommyinnit and Wilbur
This is a family sbi au
Idk if this is really headcannons but thought why not make it into a crack fic type situation-
SBI REACT TO SICK MALE READER
Technoblade
HEH?!?!
Ya no once he hears your sick it's over with
You, bed
Him cook food
5 star potato soup coming up.
Yes you have to eat the whole thing, how are you supposed to get better.
Phil what do you mean I'm supposed to make chicken noodles soup. It's overrated anyway-
Ayo- 5 feet. I have things to do yknow-
Philza
WAH MY BABY-
(Yes you are the favorite youngest child)
You can skip school oh let me make you some chicken noodle soup- SHUT IT BOYS MY BABYS SICK-
No Tommy you still have to go to school stop trying to get sick-
Wilbur I swear-
My poor son don't worry you can stay home for the rest of the week don't worry-
No I'm not playing favorites- SHUT IT BOYS I HEARD MY BABY COUGH-
Tommyinnit
....PHILLLLLLL
So hey while we are waiting for Phil do you mind getting me sick too-
NTT!Brutus/Orpheus
SICK?!
Welp time to start planning a funeral
Not for me of course it's for you-
*constantly scaring you into thinking your gonna die*
What?! No Phil I dont wanna do their homework- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO?!
*older siblings death glare* you win this time-
What...no I wasn't trying to poison them techno what do you mean :^
WAH DONT COUGH ON ME-
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