#seriously wtf can he just ugh

[danielnelsen]

ive been thinking about it for a while and i think in my main world state im gonna have carver become a templar rather than a warden.

a few secondary reasons before my main reason: it’s better for him long-term (lyrium withdrawal sucks but has nothing on *being a warden*); garrett would feel too bad about bringing anders on the expedition when he hates the deep roads so much; garrett also blames himself partially for bethany’s death and wants to protect carver.

main reason: interesting story purposes (the other reasons are mostly just justifications i came up with later, although they’re also true)!

while garrett’s off on his expedition, carver gets some sort of letter or is contacted by a messenger or something that’s intended for garrett but maybe he’s contacted because it’s urgent or just because he’s ‘hawke’ and was mistaken for/assumed to be garrett. it’s something to do with mages, probably helping some mages escape the gallows. maybe it’s a message he has to give to anders or he just decides to go to anders about it. i haven’t thought this part of it through too deeply, but carver and anders get talking about mages.

carver decides to join the templars because he sees it as something he can do to really make a difference on his own terms. not by being a ‘good templar’ and trying to make them better (he’s not a coward), but by undercutting them and helping mages escape from the inside. not a perfect plan because templars have to prove their loyalty to the order by doing who knows what, but he wants to do SOMETHING that isn’t just running around after garrett and being in the background.

nothing that happens in-game changes at all. carver lets garrett think he joined because he saw it as a purpose or a meaningful path or whatever, or just to spite him, partly to protect him and partly because he wants this all to be on his terms; garrett can’t be involved. anders is his main contact, but he gets anders to swear not to tell garrett (‘to protect him’ is a very convincing argument to anders).

#im sure this isn’t anything even close to a novel idea #i just don’t want him to be a warden. im trying to save him from a really shitty life that he can never escape from #but i just can’t see him joining the templars because he genuinely believes in what they do. it doesn’t check out #also ftr this is an ‘ugh i guess ill work with you’ alliance between carver and anders #that makes it more fun (for me to think about) #obviously this all sucks for everyone involved (especially garrett who spends 6 years thinking carver has seriously betrayed him) #but i think it works pretty well #da2 #personal #also. wtf is with the weird paragraph spacing when you’re writing a post on mobile #some of these paragraphs have the space of one line between them and others have about FIVE #idk if that’s gonna show in the actual post. i hope not lmao

[privitivium]

AHHHH FUCK YEAAHHHHH YAN FATHER!!!!!

I can see him being devilishly charming, one of, if not the most charismatic person you've ever known. He does an amazing job as a CEO, and there are countless people swooning over him but he coldly rejects them, only super soft to you <<333

The way that he'd try to act dominant but when it gets to it, he just ends up being a bratty sub bottom, or maybe just bratty in the beginning but he folds so quickly under you, almost immediately begging you to keep going and praise himhhdbdbskkhshshhh

OR OR, maybe a soft top?? He can be rough, ofc ofc, but no matter how sweet or cruel he is, he loves your flushed, teary eyed face

im so glad you share the same sentiments wtf ?!?!?!! i love the first idea so much bro;; bratty sub bottom fatherly yan,,,, im short circuiting ekekekskkximajdf

only ideas for now til i get it sorted out to actually make stuff of this loser ekekie

only thing im iffy about is reffering to him as father / dad / whatever like motherly yan.... doesnt feel the same to me,,, maybe. i think i could get behind calling him dad as a joking thing at first but then actually calling him dad like motherly yan .....mhmm. yeah. calling him daddy as a joke at first while fooling around at his place and he gets all shy and shit,... ur saying sorry and that you didnt mean to call him that; slip of the tongueㅡthinking that wasnt his thingㅡbut then he's like yeah totally... totally call me that... i'll be ur daddy... but not in the dominating way not at all bro. he'd try to be but it wouldnt work out because he's a flustered mess around you and you dont even have to try. thats what gets him pissed off. you dont even have to try to get him riled up bro. an older guy, maybe like what... 10, 15 years older ??? either way he's older than you.

what i'm thinkin is that you probably get a job under him somehow, thinking he's a huge fucking jackass ( from what ur few competent coworkers tell you, others that are romantically interested in him only rant about his handsomeness and chivalry. ) and come to find out, when you finally meet himㅡhe's a pretty polite, "relaxed" guy... you don't buy into what your coworkers are telling you about his jackassery... i mean, the dude buys you coffee? what is there not to like about this fucking dude. he's handsome, has money, and is totally making the moves on you?? then actually witnessing him chewing out one of ur coworkers for fucking up the printer by accidentally making "too many"?? he's so scary, yelling at the poor lady without restraint... very unprofessional in your eyes but that chick, still is deeply in love with him??

ㅡHow.??.. he's terrifying, like all "fatherly" types when angry - catches sight of you at the corner of his eye and immediately grows embarrassed getting caught raging - still pissed off but weakly apologizes before making a hasty escape... after that you kinda avoid him, ignoring his attempts of trying to make friends with you, (ㅡa little irritated with how your coworkers seem to seriously swoon over the guyㅡ) and he gets pissed off at that. corners you,,, asking you to come into his office so he can confront you and in his mind, hopefully lead somewhere sexual. and no it doesn't, not at first... after he confronts you, you leave. As simple as that. and he gets even more upset!?!! stewing in his sexual frustration and anger about his incompetent inferiors,,,, soon ending up with you fucking him; shoving his face in his bed while calling him daddy auahghaughhgagh. bro would totally think that he's the dominant one before getting fucked in the ass and overstimulated and left in his own mess sprawled out on his luxurious ass bed. UGH

#ocs =͟͟͞͞★ #.... fatherly yan...? #x male reader #male reader #top male reader #dom male reader #x dom male reader #sub bottom male character #BOTTOM MALE CHARACTER!!!!! #sub male character...... #yandere male x male reader #yandere oc x reader #yandere x male reader #x top male reader #yandere male x reader

[wonwayne]

how enha takes care of you ☁️

pairing : ot7 x gn!reader genre : fluff, comfort, humor warnings : mentions of food word count : 1k

a/n : requested by anon! kind of kicked it off with this hee drabble but had so much fun writing for all the members. for today’s purposes, let’s keep y/n sick and alone in their apartment 🫶

💭 heeseung

my little philosophy is that significant others can be two types of caregivers — one actively tries to treat your illness, the other is emotional support

each has their own merit ofc

but hee is miraculously both

sincerely believes he can rizz you to health

he’s being a bit selfish, he worries, for making you smile all the time

because it heals him more than it heals you

but he makes up for it by making sure you eat like a king (for all three meals a day!) until you feel better

also cuddles with you in bed to keep you warm

if whatever you have is contagious, he is definitely getting it

last but certainly not least: he sings to you. acoustic covers + snippets of his self-produced music, you’re getting it all 😌

almost makes you wish you were sick more often

💭 jay

arrives at your place with like fifty grocery bags (okay maybe not fifty, but… a lot)

big believer in sleep as the best medicine so he lets you be for the most part

but as soon as you wake up and come down to the living room

say hello to a FEAST

literally no room left on the dining table and he’s still doing something in the kitchen????

“jay i can’t… consume all of this” “don’t worry, eat as much as you want for now and i’ll put the leftovers in the fridge”

at this point what is there left to say except “can you just be my husband already”

you’re about to dig in and suddenly he’s standing over you giving you the death stare

“... did i… do something wrong?” “seriously?” your heart stops before he goes, “what happened to my thank you kiss?”

UGH he’s such a softie

💭 jake

is worried SICK and cannot hide it

refuses to leave your bedroom once he first enters it unless absolutely necessary — must stay by your side at all times !!

not the most experienced but the effort is very much there

“should we take the medicine together? would that be easier?” and you KNOW he hates taking medicine

“babe why would you take nyquil. you don’t have a cold.” “idk it can’t hurt can it?” it very much can (don’t do this kids)

he drinks it with you anyway (clinks the medicine cups and says “cheers!”… what are you going to do with this man) and tries his best to fight the drowsiness

ends up dozing with his head on your lap, kneeling by the bed

peak puppy position i tell you PEAK

💭 sunghoon

what matters is not so much how he takes care of you but how he looks so good while taking care of you: simple white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up just to the elbows, hair slicked back a little from washing his face, setting damp towels on your forehead and his forearm veins emerging as he wrings them… help me

it’s the wuthering heights bedridden cathy victorian era aesthetic okay

speaking of books why do i get the feeling that sunghoon would read to you

or simply talk to you about his day or childhood memories or anything to keep you comfortable and entertained

idk i feel like he’d want to remind you of his presence in a “i’m here for you” type of way but without being intrusive… is not at all offended when you fall asleep to his voice

don’t you just love when sunghoon.

💭 sunoo

i have one very specific idea for sunoo and i’m kinda obsessed with it

MINT. TEA. (if you know you know… mint tea is the sinus relief GOD)

and ofc as our resident mint choco lover, how could he not

“baby i made something for you!” you peer into the mug and you’re like 🤨 “you didn’t add chocolate syrup to this did you” “wtf i’m not a monster why would i do that??”

his discography and food preferences beg to differ but he truly does give you pure, steaming mint tea

it is so perfect i promise you will fall in love with him all over again

mint aside we all know this man is a human vitamin like i cannot imagine you staying sick for long

no need to binge tv (it makes your head hurt more anyway), just have sunoo spill all the drama to you for seven hours straight and you’ll be good to go

💭 jungwon

makes you wonder, did this boy have a medical degree this entire time and just not tell me??

knows exactly which medications help with which symptoms, gives you all the immune boosting foods, pulls up with a weighted blanket and a heating pad and a plushie to hug— you’re getting the best sleep of your life no question about it

listens to you so well “i miss what it was like to breathe” “it’s frustrating, isn’t it? as soon as one nostril clears, the other fills up, and it never seems to end” “YES ohmy— [cough] god, yes, you get it :(”

at the same time i think won is the most likely to avoid skinship when you’re sick bc yeah that stuffy nose does not sound fun

is smart about it though; prepares a bubble bath for you and then sets up the heating pad and everything on your bed while you’re in the bath

becomes 143x touchier once you’re back to normal (“i missed squishing your cheeks” “i missed squishing your cheeks!”)

💭 niki

crashes at your place to make sure you’re having a good time

it’s either you watching him game or movie marathon together

you don’t say it but you are so inordinately grateful that he’s caring enough to chill with you on days like these, you know he’d rather do dates outside and play pranks on you every other hour, but he’s giving that up just for you

would share a tub of ice cream with you if you’re craving it, although he voices his concerns first “is it… right to eat cold stuff when you have a cold?” “it defrosts in my mouth don’t worry” “okay you do you”

basically a good old sleepover

every time he checks your temperature he sings his part in fever (he’s humorous like that)

#wonwayne #enhypen #enhypen fic #enhypen x reader #enhypen comfort #enhypen humor #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen drabbles #lee heeseung #heeseung #park jongseong #jay #sim jaeyun #jake #park sunghoon #sunghoon #kim sunoo #sunoo #yang jungwon #jungwon #nishimura riki #niki

[kanmom51]

Just one bro posing for his bro

Have you ever asked yourself this question?

Like, seeing some of the BTS content, seeing JM and JK and what they get up to.

Seeing JK have this camera constantly on JM and how sometimes it's just TOO MUCH.

There are these moments I watch and I ask myself: "how can anyone think this is hetero behaviour?" And some of those I will be talking about in this post.

I mean, other clear non 'bro' behaviour would be this moment here:

This too.

Just saying.

Come to think about it, there was something in the air that day in Hong Kong 2019. Cause those two, they were wilding.

But this post is all about the poses.

Please tell me what bro poses like this for his bro?

That smirk. Seriously.

Like really.

Everyone is busy and the two of them are at it.

When I first saw this Run episode I was blown away. Like the way the others just accept these two and their shenanigans, it's just their normal day to day existence. Jikook wilding and them surviving it, lol.

And it's just them. In their own little world of "wtf is going on?".

This specific shoot of theirs was also interesting.

Once again, those poses. Once again, it's only the two of them. And JM clearly being naughty.

Clearly 'bro' behaviour.

You know.

"Come and get me bro" behaviour.

"I'm right here, what are you waiting for bro" behaviour.

"As soon as we finish shooting this episode I'm all yours bro" behaviour.

"Take these photos we can use them later bro" behaviour.

And definitley, JK 'bro' behaviour.

And when the bro isn't necessarily posing for his bro, but his bro really finds him sexy...

Yep. Definitely Bro behaviour.

A few more clearly bro behaviours.

Like staring down at your bro's lips.

I mean, how else are you supposed to read his lips when he is talking? Right?

And this. This one unbeknown to us is a huge one. Something you just don't do to your bro in public.

And yet the bro couldn't help it.

Ugh, this was supposed to be a post about poses. How did we get here?

Wait.

Can you blame me though?

So, here are a couple more bro behaviors to celebrate the end of this post:

Bros usually do kiss their bro's sweaty ear and then suck on it.

Definitley a bro reaction to his bro giving him a hickey.

Yeah, I guess I'll stop here.

I'll just leave you with one last image.

"Bros for life" (as some very 'wise' fans stated when this pic was posted).

#jikook #Kookmin #Minkook #Jungkook #Jimin #JK #JM #Jikook ain't bros

[theydonthavenames]

Can I just quickly point out how Netflix and the rest fucked with us with the stills and trailer they released. They showed us everything yet we knew nothing and made us believe in exactly opposite of what happened. Have a look.

Didn't we all think here shit oh shit Simon is so happy vibing with his new bf at the party. RIP Wilmon, let Sircus reign. Well in the exhibit above the petty little gay bitch is making his almost-ex boyfriend intentionally jealous af and he was winning at it (or rather loosing as we found out later). And that smirk? Nothing to do with Markus, sorry not sorry.

Awww such a cute bff moment. Pahahaha. Little did we know we were about to be hit in the face with the biggest cringe moment of the season. I remember one or two souls saying well they look a bit sus cuddling on a bed like that, and the rest (including me) shouted noo! beauty of platonic friendship! We were played my friends. Lol. Just lol.

Look at this sequence. We thought first day back at school? Reunion moment? What is Simon smiling like that for? Well he's about to break our hearts in two and mend us again at the same time. That includes Wille, actually. We had no idea. Neither did Wille. 

The speech makes me lol as well. I don't think anyone was too excited about it. Everyone thought yeah another princely thingy, some shit speech, yawn, whatever. My ass! Who cried at the shitty boring speech? I'll go first 🙋‍♀️

Look at them, some dirty villain-to-half villain deal about to commence. The only dirtiness that commenced was in August's bedroom. And it was actually cute and fluffy af. This must be my most favourite twist this season.

Blue lights in the mirror? Finally August is about to be taken by the police!!! Yeah, party police. Let's move on.

Ohhh Sara baby what's wrong? Are you sad? Is Hillerska treating you badly? Are you having anxiety attack? Did someone hurt you? Listen people, she was horny. For August. Out of all the people. Seriously, wtf Netflix?!?!

I was obsessed with this pic. Aww Wilmon having such a cute couple moment, they're out and proud at Hillerska, not a secret anymore. Nope. Simon just momentarily forgotten he doesn't love Wille anymore and is supposed to move on but then he remembers it and jumps away coz he probably saw Markus looking at them like ???? Still a cute little moment.

Wille on the table, Wille on the table! They all cheer because all Hillerska ship Wilmon too! Not quite. All they ship is their own asses and maybe some heteronormativity. (Is that even a word?) Ugh.

Who's that???? Oh shit that's Markus. Must be Markus. Wille bumped into him at Simon's house 😱 Wille looks sad. I'm so stressed!!! Chill out people, it's only Simon. And Wille's just about to announce he can give up the throne for him. Nothing exciting, you know, just some domestic couple stuff.

And this moment? Looks serious. Simon looks sad? Is he comforting Wille? Has someone died? Well the only person who died at that moment was me okay?

They fucked with us. Or our clowning backfired. Decide for yourself.

#wilmon #young royals #young royals trailer #young royals season two #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #edvin ryding #omar rudberg #young royals netflix

[dearlyjoonie]

New Books | KNJ

Pairing: booklover!namjoon x bookshop worker!reader

Genre: college au / non-idol au / romance / strangers to lovers / fluff

Warnings: fluff, meet-cute, first date, they're both book nerds, both are obsessed with each other actually (!!!), possible book spoilers kinda??

Word count: 2k

Synopsis: you catch feelings for a customer at the bookstore <3

author's note!: my first one-shot! i have been so unsure about writing one-shots, but i thought i'd give it my best shot. this was more or less just writing practice for me, but i honestly got this idea because it's something that i have always wanted to happen to me LOL (meeting a cute boy at a bookstore?!? c'mon!! a girl can dream...). i included some of joonie's favorite books in this... iykyk. i was also inspired by this specific prompt i saw. i honestly love these characters so much, im already attached to them lol cause wtf!! they are so adorable. i aplologize if the ending seems a bit rushed, i was trying to avoid a high word count and just cut to the chase. also, what is my thing with writing bookish characters? anyway, i hope you enjoy & as always feedback is appreciated! 💗

The time is nearing 8pm, and you’re anxiously awaiting for your shift at the bookstore to be over so you can get back to your dorm and work on some homework. You picked up a part-time job at the bookstore at your university for the chance to make some extra money while still attending school.

“You doing anything tonight?” Your coworker asks you, while the two of you clean up and get ready to close the registers.

You nod, then reply with a chuckle. “Yeah, studying.”

It was pretty much all you did most of the time. Afterall, being a law-student wasn’t exactly easy.

“Again?” She sighs, as she straightens up a display in front of the register. “You did that last night too.”

“Sorry,” You laugh. “I can’t help it that I always have homework. It’s kinda part of you know… school. You’d know that if you didn’t skip multiple times a week.” You retort.

She rolls her eyes and laughs, then goes to say something back but is cut off when the door opens and a customer enters. You both turn to watch as the boy enters and starts to browse the shelves, seemingly unaware that the store is closing soon.

“Ugh seriously…” She sighs, irritated. “Who comes in a half-hour before closing to shop around?”

“Maybe he doesn’t know.” You shrug.

“It’s posted right on the door,” She replies. “He obviously just refused to read it.”

“Relax,” You chuckle, as you make to leave from behind the register. “I’ll see if I can get him to leave.”

You walk the aisles, trying to find him, before you spot him in the classics section.

“Just so you know,” You announce as you approach him. “We close in 30 minutes.”

“I know, I’m sorry,” He apologizes, even though he doesn’t have to. “I���ll be quick, I promise.”

He turns to face you, which allows you to get a better look at him. 

Shit. He’s cute.

He’s dressed casually — jeans and a sweatshirt, which is similar to probably what you’d be wearing if you weren’t working, but he just looks effortlessly attractive, along with his glasses resting on the bridge of his nose and book bag slung over his shoulder. 

Your eyes drop to the books he has in his hand, and you recognize some familiar books you’ve read before as well.

“You have good taste.” You smirk as you nod towards the stack of books in his hand.

His gaze follows, and he suddenly appears shy that you noticed his book choices.

“I’ve read this one before,” He states as he lifts up the copy of 1984 that he had in his hand. “I liked it a lot but I never actually owned a copy of it. Funny isn’t it?” He smiles.

He has dimples.

“I never liked that one that much, if I’m being honest. I can’t say I’m that much of a fan of Orwell’s work.” You smile. “I always preferred Jane Austen or Louisa May Alcott. But either way, if I liked the book or not, I always thought that the classics deserved to be read.”

You pause with a laugh.

“That is, of course if I don’t get bored one chapter in.”

He smiles at your humor.

“What else have you read?” He asks, as he seems interested now in your taste in books.

“Well, lately all I have been reading is romance, so I doubt you’d be interested in that.” You laugh. “But, recently I read The Alchemist, I thought that one was pretty good.”

“Oh really?” His expression lights up. “My roommate loves that book, it’s his favorite.”

You smile back at him.

“I’ve been in here quite a few times, I’ve never seen you before.” He adds.

“I just started working here a few months ago,” You say. “I just work here a couple days for some extra money while I go to school, and I read a lot of books; so it’s fun for me.” He nods.

“Probably not good though, considering I just spend more and more money on books.” You both laugh.

“I better get going,” He checks his watch, realizing the time. “…Before you kick me out. I swear, I would’ve been here earlier, but my class ran late so I didn’t get a chance to.”

“Don’t worry about it, you’re just cutting into my big night of studying, that’s all.” You sarcastically remark.

You watch him as he suddenly sets the books he once had in his hands, back down on the shelf.

“I thought you wanted to buy those?” You eye him, confused.

“No, I’ll come back,” He smirks as he adjusts his book bag over his shoulder. “Gives me another excuse to, anyway.”

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。

“Hey,” You greet your coworker with a smile as you come in for your shift. You shove your bag and iced coffee behind the counter, having just come from class. “How’s it been today?”

“Not too busy, I’ve just spent most of the time stocking,” She says as she straightens up, trying to look busy, making you chuckle at her.

“He’s here again, by the way.”

“Who?” You’re confused, at first you don’t know who she’s talking about.

“The guy from last night. He came in again.” She continues, as you suddenly feel excitement wash over you. She smirks at you as she realizes.

“Y/n, what happened with the two of you last night?”

You shake your head, even though there’s no denying the blush that forms on your cheeks.

“Nothing, we just talked. But he was cute. and we have similar taste in books.”

“I think he’s still here, he came in not long before you.” She says. “Go find him and talk to him.” She urges you on.

“I don’t even know his name!” You say, then laugh. “What am I going to even say?”

“Don’t think about it so hard, just go!” She smiles, then jokingly shoves you away.

You start making your way down one of the aisles, the you turn the corner to enter the next one over when you’re stopped short & bump into somebody.

A small pile of books fall to the floor, and you immediately bend down to pick them up for the poor person you just collided with.

“I’m so sorry!” You apologize, then nervously laugh. “That’s my own fault for walking too fast. I wasn’t looking.” 

“That’s okay,” The person chuckles, now bending down across from you to help you. “It’s not too often that I’m not the clumsy one.”

That voice.

You look up at the person in front of you and realize you do recognize that voice, it’s the boy from last night. 

He looks just as good as he did last night, only this time he’s not wearing his glasses.

“I was hoping you’d be here, I didn’t see you when I came in.”

“Yeah, I can make quite the appearance can’t I,” You laugh, handing him the books you gathered off the floor. “I was hoping to properly introduce myself but it looks like that isn’t happening. I’m y/n." You introduce yourself.

“Namjoon,” He smiles, then he appears shy as he hesitates to ask you the next question. “Listen…I was wondering maybe if you wanted to do something later? I’d like to talk to you more, hopefully when you’re not working.” He laughs slightly.

You nod and keep your composure even though you literally feel like your heart is going to pound out of your chest any second.

Oh my god. Oh my god. 

“Yeah, I would like that. I get off at 7.” You reply. “I’ll see if my friend can close up for me.” 

Namjoon nods, “I’ll come back here around 7 to pick you up. You like coffee?”

“Love it.”

“Perfect,” Namjoon smiles at you. “I’ll see you later.” 

You wave goodbye to him and immediately leave to find your coworker and tell her you had to leave a little early, and you find her stocking a shelf.

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god…” You say aloud as you make your way over to her.

“What happened?” She asks, shoving a small stack of books on a shelf.

“He just asked me out tonight,” You’re beaming, “I can’t believe it.”

“Y/n!” She turns to face you. “You’re supposed to close with me, did you forget?”

“Yeah… about that… would you be able to do it alone tonight? It’s only 1 hour.” 

“Yeah, I’ll be fine.” She shrugs you off. “You know me, I can handle it.” 

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。

It’s exactly 7 o’clock when Namjoon comes back to the bookstore, and you’re practically at the door waiting for him when he arrives.

“You ready to go?” Namjoon asks when he enters, and he laughs when he notices that you were pacing by the door.

“Yeah, let me grab my things.” You reply, then briefly walk away to grab your purse.

“Have fun,” Your coworker says to you as you go behind the counter to grab your bag. “I want all the details when you get back.” She smirks.

You roll your eyes and laugh.

“Of course.” You sarcastically reply. “If you need help with anything tonight just text me, I’ll try to be of help as best as I can.” 

“I’ll be fine!” She insists. “Just don’t bore him to death and talk about just books, okay?” 

“Shut up!” You smile. “Bye.” 

You leave her and go back over to Namjoon, who is patiently waiting for you.

“Where are we going?” You ask him as he opens the door for you to exit first, and he follows behind you.

“There’s a coffee shop not far down the street,” He replies. “We can just walk there, it’s just a few minutes.”

You arrive at the coffee shop, taking your seats at a table seated by the window, a spot Namjoon claimed to be his favorite.

“I’ll order our drinks,” Namjoon says, as he pulls out your chair for you to allow you to sit down. 

What a gentleman.

“What do you like to drink?”

“Iced americano is my favorite.” You reply.

He smiles. “I’ll be right back.”

Namjoon comes back minutes later, both drinks in his hands and sets them down on the table, taking a seat across from you at your table.

You don’t see him watching you at first because you're momentarily rummaging through your bag to find your chapstick that seems to get lost in there. You glance up to notice him.

“Thank you,” You nod towards the iced americano he placed in front of you, then laugh. “Sorry I was looking for my stupid chapstick, everything seems to get lost in here. It doesn't help that I carry so much shit with me at all times.” You open your bag to him, so he can see it’s full, but his eyes zero in on something else.

“You carry a book with you everywhere?” Namjoon questions, curious.

“Yeah,” You laugh despite yourself, taking it out of your bag. “Normally I just have it to read to kill some time between classes or when work is slow.”

“You figured there’d be lot’s of down time for some reading tonight?” Namjoon jokes, then takes the book out of your hand to get a better look at it.

“I’ve read this one before.” He examines the cover.

“You’ve read Me Before You?” You ask him. “I’m kind of surprised.”

“Why?” Namjoon asks, confused, brows furrowed as he takes a sip of his coffee.

“I just didn’t think that guys read books like these, it's pretty romance-y if you ask me,” you continue. “A girl getting a job as a sort of ‘caretaker’ to show a quadriplegic that despite his handicap that life is still worth living when he doesn’t believe it to be, then she falls in love with him? Sorry, I just don’t see guys enjoying that type of book.” You smirk.

“In my defense, it’s considered fiction, not romance.” Namjoon laughs.

The evening progresses, and eventually you both decide to call it a night... especially considering you had an 8am class the next morning.

"Let me walk you to your car." Namjoon says, as the two of you exit the coffee shop.

"Joon, it's like ten feet from here." You laugh.

He smiles. It's your first date and you're already using a nickname for him. Something tells him this won't be the last time that he sees you.

"No I want to, c'mon." Namjoon insists, as he grabs your hand.

After whats about a 10 foot walk, you arrive at your car, your hands still interlocked together.

"I had fun tonight," You tell him, smiling at him. "Are you going to come by the store tomorrow? I'm working after class."

He nods, smiling back at you as his dimples appear.

"Yeah, I think I will."

He glances down for a moment at your hand, and chuckles a bit to himself when he realizes that you've started to fidget with his fingers that still remain in your grasp.

He looks back up at you, your eyes meeting again.

"I would very much like to kiss you." Namjoon blatantly states, his gaze falling to your lips briefly.

You nod. "Please."

It's the only word you can manage to get out before he's gripping you by your waist and pulling you closer to him, and his soft lips are on yours as he kisses you tentatively at first, but deepens once he feels your hand on his cheek, then your fingers threading through his long hair at the nape of his neck.

He pulls away, your faces still close to one another, and you're left nearly breathless, your heart beating so hard you're sure he can hear it.

"Goodnight y/n," Namjoon says, smiling again. "I'll see you tomorrow, okay?"

You nod. "Okay."

You notice him still smiling as he starts to leave, and you're left standing at your car, looking probably like a total idiot, smiling so hard your cheeks hurt.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。

Tags: @souryoong @gutchy @whoisbts @dearlyjun @moretwice @0anodite0 @jooniescaffe @annamsworldx

#bts fanfiction #bts namjoon #bts x reader #kim namjoon #namjoon x reader #namjoon fluff

[ironbatpaperturtle]

I just imagine lucifer spying even more on Adam trying to get more proof after the whole adam hugging michael and kissing him on the cheek. And it just adam picking up strawberries or just taking a fun dip in the lake. While thinking this, what I have to deal with for me to have paradise.

just another funnies idea

Adam was singing a song while playing with the ducks. And hearing nosies coming from the brush. He says,"lucifer, I know you there come out."

Lucifer! I can't belive you'd be so awestruck to the point where you'll get caught just like that tsk tsk tsk.

Also for funsies: Adam silently cursing Lucifer in his mind because why is this bitch so obsessed with watching him. He'd be fine if Lucifer would sneak in every other day, but seriously? EVERYDAY FOR HOURS ON END? WTF WAS THE POINT OF THEM GETTING BANISHED THEN. UGH SHOULD'VE JUST THROWN THEM TO HELL IMMEDIETLY.

Like he knows he messed up by acting all cocky but c'mon! Adam couldn't pass the opportunity to mock Lucifer 'the most hated being in creation' Morningstar.

If Adam can, he'd yell at Lucifer to rub his miniature cock against Lilith's fishy pussy. Well he can, but that's giving his best insults to someone he doesn't give a flying fuck about.

#hazbin hotel adam #lucifer morningstar #adamsapple #Adam's Time travel era

[young-royals-confessions]

Hello hello, it's anon from the flight! And how lovely it's this fandom that I got a moniker from an anon confession? I've read the messages and checked the reblogs and wow! I seriously didn't expect for my unhinged message to be this welcomed since I'm three years too late to this beautiful show! With this beautiful people and thank you so much to everyone who recommended me to listen to the Simon-not-actually-made-by-AI actor. AND SINGER! BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED. I'm still in disbelief he's real, like Omar Rudberg is so pretty AND has such a nice voice??? AND HE'S GORGEOUS and he's a great actor and UGH THE CHEMISTRY. With who I now know iis called Edvin and now I feel the need to see them acting next to eachother forever and ever, so much chemistry can't be wasted!! (looking at Netflix. I'm still so crossed I missed out of this beauty for three years wtf Netflix)

SO I binge watched the second season, patience isn't my name, and WHAT THE FUCK. Was not prepared for that rollercoaster. I gotta be honest, I almost stopped watching and went to sleep halfway through the season like ugh I fucking hate that Marcus dude, sure in the end I understand why he was a necessary evil for the plot but I fucking hate love triangles. I was a teenage girl during the height of love triangles in tv shows, I hate them. But I hate August the most. I think of his face and feel enraged.

BUUUUUUUUUUT UGHHHH. THE LOVE BETWEEN SIMON AND WILLE. That overpowered everything. Seriously, how am I supposed to be functional after being a witness to their valentine's ball kiss? And Simon's song? (Which I have been obbsessively listening on repeat WTF I understand nothing but I can feel FEEL the meaning on my bones. This beautiful dude's voice wtf. I can understand Wille's obsession, I'm practically obsessed too now wtf)

AND THE END OHMYGOD. A BALM FOR MY SOUL. I was kind of hoping to get heartbroken AGAin for shit and giggles but noooo, I got the best ending and I'm trying to not be too spoiler-ey since I'm sure I'm not the only human being living in this planet called Earth who's unaware the most perfect TV show exists and it's called Young Royals and beautiful people are in it to everyone taste no matter your sexual orientation (like hello Felice too!)(still shocked Omar Rudberg is a real person and not generated by artificial intelligence, maybe I'll be convinced after some proper sleep time, but for now he's too beautiful to be real. Not even exaggerating and I'm really good at that okay!)

I'm still processing the second season, I took a nap after I finished but I'm still tired since I cried and laughed and was left with the biggest smile in my face (and I also was in an 8 hour flight!) and then went to youtube and saw a clip from season 3 AND OMFG THESE TWO DUDES ARE TOO PRETTY FOR WORDS. Happiness and love look wonderful in Wille, like the literal heart eyes he's delivering there? That's how I feel when I see Simon too. Relatable character is relatable. What can I say about Simon without sounding crazy except I need to protect him at all costs??

I don't know what else to say except THANK YOU for reading me and thank you to everyone who has been nice to me in the comments even when I'm still anon, it means the world to me. I hope I'll be more coherent after eight hours of sleep and I won't be too embarrassed reading my own message tomorrow lmao and I don't know how I'm going to survive until 2024 for season 3, I'm sitting here taking notes for that too! I already know the answer it's fanfics so I'll be checking AO3 but also analysis? Meta? how are you guys for real? I was expecting a teenage fandom with just vibes but I guess I was wrong. And I love it. As much as I love the show and Simon and Wille's relationship and I gotta be honest, Omar Rudberg's face and voice. UGH.

Thank you so much for reading me again and for everyone who has left messages for me, I'll freak out more once I get some proper sleep!

Thank you and I'm sorry again XOXO

YAY thanks for coming back!! 💜💜💜

#anon from the flight #is back! #yr s2 #yr s3 #yr fandom #young royals #omar rudberg #new fans

[dangermousie]

This is so deeply URGH!!! People dump a lot on Ye Hua (from Three Lives) over Susu's eyes but I was never one of them because Ye Hua, during that part of the story, was operating from position of desperate powerlessness - his creep grandpa had absolute power and would happily murder Susu with extreme prejudice if he and Su Jin weren't satisfied with measures taken in response to Su Jin's supposed injury. I mean, I get why for others it's no go, but it didn't bother me. But the thing here is Gu Jin or whatever nifty god name he's got now, at the peak of power. He's the Top Dog, the Boss, the Big Potato. And yet here he is. He said he didn't want to be like his father; I didn't watch ALP but he's acting very much like that - and the thing is, it would be one thing if it was a choice between a woman he loved or the universe; here it wouldn't just be harmful, it would actually be USEFUL to actually listen and find out wtf is going on so as to make sure there is no hidden danger.

This is just...I have no idea if it's true or if he's pretending but either of these options makes him a horrible choice for her, ugh. (Side note - why does everyone blame Yin for Daze Mountain calamity? Daze Mountain fell because it took on the brunt of Jin's calamity that HE INCURRED by bargaining to bring back phoenix queen whose spirit HE wrecked. Yin had nothing to do with him getting a calamity and thus the Daze thing. It's YOUR fault, young man! YOURS.)

This is where I lost my mind and not in a good way. They took all the qualities that made Jin such a rare xianxia hero - common sense, practicality, belief in people he knows are trustworthy, and destroyed it. Where is the man who believed Yin with no evidence because he knows her so he knows he wouldn't lie? Seriously, the evidence is her character, which he KNOWS! The fact that he goes for a looksee later to check doesn't make it much better btw because then WHY not tell her that, why act like a tool or a whole toolshed?

If his concern for pointless appearances is a new mark of Godhood, he was better off without, when he had none.

I do love a good grovel but only when I still want the couple together (see me in eps 7-8 of Derailment or once again, Ye Hua from 3 lives), ie when I can get why a character acts like a maniac and won't be repeated but here I don't really care for the grovel at all because his character makes no sense but also what's the guarantee he won't behave like this in the future? In both Derailment and 3 Lives, it's pretty clear that once a premise changes (he calms down and thinks thru the situation or he gets power/realizes how badly it can turn out), ML can be a functional bf. Here, the dude randomly became gaslighter central and he's got all the power already, none of this is changing.

#cdrama #the last immortal #wang anyu #zhao lusi

[g-xix]

Can you do a headcanon for dating zerkaa? 🫶🏼

Dating Zerkaa Headcannons

Uhm hello YAS ofc u can get that bc Josh has been in his FINE ARC RECENTLY!!! Bro looks so hot... proof:

Ugh, gorg. Now time for the headcannons:

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-Date night merchant -Organises date nights every fortnight -Prefers to stay in than go out -Favourite date nights are little indoor activities like movie nights and painting experimenting -You always ask whether you should plan the next date but he always says no -Loves making fun little plans and surprising you with them, esp when he knows you absolutely love them

-Often uses the Sidemen card to plan out extravagant holidays for the Sidemen videos, and brings you as well -Just has you come on the journey on his "neutral" team and explains all the bait he's laid whilst you're on the way to the good hotel... You're shocked the entire time by how intricately he's planned this -You always joke you're just one date away from being put on a bad team and shipped off to the shitty hotel -He uses the good holiday as a holiday for you two- he sets the other sidemen off in their tasks and takes you to all the tourist destinations you've always wanted to go -Fans always comment about how wholesome it is that he brings his gf on the trip -Fans also made a compilation of all your reactions to Josh explaining his evil mastermind plan for the bad team... Video is basically just eight minutes of you just smacking a hand to your mouth with wide eyes...

-Gets the BEST holiday pics of you- you don't even need to ask, he's already saying "look over there-" and taking the best pics of you -All your Instagram pics have Josh tagged for picture creds -Josh comments on every post with heart eyes emojis and commenting that he's just too lucky to have you -Fans absolutely love you, went feral when the two of you posted a kiss pic - edits absolutely flooded your tagged section, and you liked every single one

-Likes kissing whilst you have lipstick on -Gets slewed by his boys when he shows up to Sidemen shoots with lipstick-reddened lips, having been unable to wipe your lip tints off -On nights out you two are massive on PDA when you have a few drinks down -He has so many lipstick kisses all over his face at the end of a night out because of how frequently you just lean over and kiss anywhere on his face when you're on your happy-intoxicated-high -Took a picture of him with kiss marks all over his face + he put it on his insta story.... The fans never recovered. 

-Feel like he'd play fight sm -Starts as play fighting, ends with having to truce before one of you seriously hurt one another -Both of you prefer the right side of the bed, so when you get to the hotel room it often becomes a pillow fight whilst clambering onto the bed and fighting for the favoured side -Joke about the fact Josh only wins because his head's so big no matter what velocity at which you pillow-slam him he's never affected -One time he got too goofy and jokingly went to bite you -He literally bit into your arm. -The two of you kinda paused in shock-horror-confusion-wtf -Examined and realised Josh litr left bite marks on your skin -Were bleeding slightly from where his canine teeth imprinted your skin -Didn't rly hurt and you couldn't tell whether to laugh or just be genuinely concerned as Josh profusely apologised despite his laughs -In the end it never matters who won the fight for the right side of the bed anyways, bc you sleep sprawled over Josh's chest on top of him.

Your songs (songs you listen to together and play with one another): Collard Greens, ScHoolboy Q + Kendrick Lamar Jimmy Cooks, Drake + 21 Savage Rich Flex, Drake + 21 Savage Do You Realize??, The Flaming Lips Ladbroke Grove, AJ Tracey Man Don't Care, JME + Giggs She, Tyler the Creator

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[huenation]

c’est la vie

word count: 1,763

genre: fluff !

synopsis: my thoughts on what txt would be like with an art student s/o ★ request

note: my roommate is an art student but they work on illustration and design and have art commissions for anime sooooo this is clearly not accurate :’0 sorry in advance !

soundtrack: when ur around by takayoshi

♥︎ SOOBIN

you don’t share the same major so when he learns about one of your assignments through a damn near masterpiece you’re creating he gets curious and is like “hold up… my partner’s an actual artist and they didn’t tell me?!?”

he knows you’re not very proud or loud of your work so he starts asking about your major but very gradually since he realizes he feels guilty for not having known enough before

soobin doesn’t want to make anything very sudden when it comes to showing u support and praise but u bet he’s always there when it comes to having ur art up at exhibits or at conventions to sell ur stuff, but gradually he brings you bouquets of flowers that get bigger and bigger and at some point u use up the flowers he gives u to make a display to show him the love he gives you but in a visual that makes him straight up BAWL but anyway

you always end ur explanations with “yeah but it’s nothing exciting” even to this day when he catches you in the middle of doing an assignment or anything on your ipad or on a canvas or in your sketch book

he never pries but he admires you so so so much he feels like he could explode 

when the conversation or time of day doesn’t revolve around school or work soobin never fails to quietly but tenderly let you know that while you may doubt your own work for its value he adores every single thing your mind and hands create and that your passion is so beautiful and he loves you

walks away casually or dozes off on your shoulder every single time like he didn’t drop such a confession

he loves water colors and painting and asks if you could teach him any skills which you do

your passion and skills have brought the two of you closer even if you’re from different worlds (majors) and soobin feels so lucky to have you in his life

♥︎ YEONJUN

makes a big deal about you and your passion and skills (but in his own “tamed” way since he used to be even more louder about his praise for you but he had to tone it down since you just get so shy) 

yeonjun makes it a point to kiss your hands and fingers, stretching them while your fingers are intertwined, he’ll massage them so casually while you’re having a conversation with each other or with the others

you’ve only mentioned your hands being sore ONCE but it seems he’s never forgotten

acts like you’re pregnant with the way he doesn’t let you use your fingers or hands too much when he’s around

“they’re too valuable, they should only be used for your masterpieces, can’t you see the infinite value you have?!” 

he gives you a kiss on the cheek and reminds you you’re doing a great job as much as he can because you’re your worst critic

if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the grading or how it looks like to you, he knows the tell tale signs and knows words won’t fix everything so he holds you very tight, rubbing ur tired shoulders, letting u cry to him, and even if it won’t do anything he’ll still try his best to whisper sweet reassurances and encouragements and tells u what he sees and his voice alone soothes u :( 

tells you that he wants to get a tattoo of one of your sketches or doodles and you’re like NO WTF and he doesn’t see why he wouldn’t or shouldn’t and ur like pls seriously ur going to regret it and hes like ugh fine and kisses you and just when you think he forgets about it…

one day you find one of your silly little doodles on his wrist and a smirk on his face…… 

♥︎ BEOMGYU

supports you like crazy, is so proud of you, he thinks so highly of your own major like you brought meaning to it

in his head he’s always like “god i wonder what my y/n must be up to, such a hard worker” in his internal monologues 

talks about you all the time when you’re not around, or to his friends, like everything reminds him of youuuuuu

you can see it in his eyes that he adores you and your passion and all the art you produce

but when he’s with you… you know half the time you’re going to get teased, every now and then joking about he has to turn in his simple coding and you have to turn in something that levels monet or renoir or vermeer 

or he’ll flip the roles and start joking about how you have to turn in a van gogh painting before a night out and he just finds it so funny (he knows what you do and that his jokes are so inaccurate but you let him have his fun)

“can you paint my face and make it look like i got in a bad fight but make it look like i won the fight”

he tells you he wants you to draw him or paint him and you’re shy about it because you’re worried you’ll make him look bad but he tells you he wishes to see how you see him and it could never be anything but beautiful 

beomgyu screams with joy and shows it the painting off to literally EVERYONE even to his family and if it makes you shy he REVELS IN IT — he enjoys making u flustered but besides all the pomp and frills, he kisses ur hands and quietly tells u how he feels about you and he’s got some strong feelings….

despite all the jokes, beomgyu always wants to show you his full support and love he feels for you because of how you show him your own

♥︎ TAEHYUN

“within reason” he is very very very proud of you and every single thing you do and create and when he says within reason he means he supports you a very normal amount (ironically bc he could literally talk about you and everything you do for DAYS straight)

you work tirelessly out of your ipad making art not only for your classes but for your commissions and art that you sell and of course taehyun is ALL over it

he appoints himself as ur manager, looking for platforms to place ur art on so more people can see it

he even wants to buy a cricut to put ur art on clothes and as stickers etc but one thing at a time, tyun, one thing at a time… 

he tried to even call local museums and universities that hold exhibits of art but ur like “babe pls :(“ and he lets up, deep apology with “i just want everyone to see u the way i see u and ur art” <3……

taehyun likes to watch you paint or draw and if you get shy from being watched, he’ll apologize for being so blatant about it and go back to his own readings and homework only to steal glances from afar (he is head over heels for you)

he brings his books and laptop to ur studio (after making sure he knows that u want him there with u) — brings u ur favorite food and drinks and dessert every time he comes over bc he knows u deserve it

taehyun learns ur body language so he knows when ur getting frustrated or when ur about to finish and he always opens his arms bc thats what you search for once u lift ur tired eyes from ur canvas or iPad

he plays with ur fingers and kisses ur head and tells you you’re doing so well and he apologizes bc his opinion may not be important since he isn’t ur professor or one of the greats but u reassure him that his opinion is just as important and that ur eternally grateful to have him in ur life and

he gets teary eyed and kisses you and tells you the same — he’ll never stop supporting you

♥︎ KAI

like soob, hyuka loves animation 

kai is a very soft person :( so when he notices you get stressed about a certain brush or detail or anything, he wants to fix it for you

he likes to take your mind off things by incorporating what you love to do (painting) with a much more relaxed environment 

that can go with distraction of snacks and sour candies and cuddles and cartoons or when you paint his face and he paints yours and its so unserious too

one time he brought one of his shirts to ur studio and ur like: ? and he shyly explains that he wants u to wear it to paint aka get it messy so he can always have a piece of u in this way.,f.,.emgkmrmbkmbm

he’ll let you play with his switch that’s covered with stickers of your art btw

you and kai will take turns using the coloring book for stress relief that’s on your ipad, whenever you do it, kai has his head perched on your shoulder and when you watch him do it, your cheek is on his bicep and sometimes he’ll choose to do a long one so you can nap off the stress

gives u a quick kiss but sometimes he presses too hard and it jolts u up and knocks u awake which startles him and his cheekies get red 

“what are we drawing today” he asks with his head on ur shoulder and you turn to give him a kissie 

“you, actually” you tease just to get a rise out of him but in actuality, you decide to abandon your project and draw him and he’s very hesitant about it but he still lets u, he’s just red

bc of his shyness, you vouch for a rough doodle with exaggerated hearts and cartoonish vibes that make him exhale when he sees it — he can’t help but smile very hard and there’s tears in his eyes 

he just hugs you when you give it to him and you will find that picture hung up in his room next time u go in there :’)

#txt imagines #txt reactions #txt x reader #txt soft hours #txt soft thoughts #txt fluff

[eternalera]

Some problems i had with the finale in hazbin hotel

now before i start i just wanna say that i absolutely love and adore this show with all of my heart but with that being said i can still recognize its flaws and god does it have some

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lets get one of the most obvious things out of the way first. charlie did literally nothing. she hit adam once or twice and he beat the shti out of her which was just a dumb excuse to have lucifer show up nad beat the shit out of him.

but more on that later. charlie is the main character and she only gets the motivation to go full 'god mode' when sir pentious dies? even then she didnt do anything. dazzle ends up dying but oh well its fine (or razzle i cant remember). she stabs adam once and even then he beats her up more than anything. hes powerful yes but charlie couldve put up more of a fight

she even has a song in episode 7 about taking charge but honestly... she doesnt really do that. actually sir pentious had a better arc than her and we hardly see him throughout the entire show

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sir pentious' death was fine we see him gearing up and it was kinda leading onto the big scene where he would take on adam but...

bro got obliterated in less than like a second and then adam made a joke off of it. tbh at this moment i started laughing so hard because goddamn was it hilarious but then you have charlie and the hotel mourning it like not even five seconds after- like half a second after the joke.

the tonal whiplash of that scene was just... ugh-

like i didnt care about it being serious because guess what? im already laughing at the joke like everything that i cared for about him just thrown into the gutter because guess what? haha funny :)

but for that to be what makes charlie go into her full form still makes me mad- ugh

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adams death was fine. he was killed by nifty so like- okay i guess. honestly i didnt really care for it. it was funny but then ONCE AGAIN you have lute cry over him and actually i cared more for that than nifty-

but its just like- nifty?

dont get me wrong its funny asf but... nifty? they treated both of what was meant to be serious deaths in this show as a goddamn joke and expect me to not call them out on it? like okay nifty shes a funny character but her killing adam just made me go though 3 different stages in the span of like- five seconds

bro just got stabbed wait what-

omg its nifty thats kinda funny

actually i dont really care for nifty so wtf-

like huh?

the death just kinda felt like... nothing to me. like i get thats its funny misogynistic asshole gets stabbed by crazy straight small bug woman. but i didnt really care for it. nfitys fine but i dont care about her enough for me to laugh out loud at this moment

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lucifer's entrance was horrible. bro can open portals, he knew what they were doing, he knew what was coming yet he comes in like- halfway through the fight only when charlie's getting hurt

all im sayin is that if he was in it at the start the final episode wouldve been like half the amount of time it actually was...

oh yeah and pentious would be alive, but no they needed him to die to show that the hotel works so why not just hold him off.

im sorry but lucifer stole all of charlies glamour in this scene like charlie was getting choked after hitting adam once and then boom. daddy to the rescue ig

like are you kidding me? at least make it fucking vaggie or smth. not lucifer and why was he late? we've pretty much established that man doesnt do shit so like-

its fucking pointless it a quick and pretty damn cheesy ending. if he wasnt there at the start we dont need him at the end. or at least have him arrive earlier not at a convenient ass time

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going back to the fact that NOT A SINGLE DEATH WAS TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

i know that sir pentious was coming back so its fine to make it a joke but like adam? bro thats your main villain right there. a show is only as good as its villain and honestly his death just wasnt satisfying (as i mentioned before)

like seriously wtf?

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this all being said though i really enjoyed this show with my whole heart and i do love it and some of the things that it did. the fact that this show even got out is a goddamn miracle <3

#hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #pentious hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #nifty hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel criticism

[127tyong]

hi !! can you please do one shots for jungwoo? 🥺

thank you so much !!

hi anon! i wasnt sure what u wanted so i wrote straight filth haha, hope u like it <3

Time Lapse

Pairing: Jungwoo X Reader

Genre: Smut, wtf is a plot, Established Relationship

Warnings: Overstimulation

Word Count: 1 k

Jungwoo’s arm was wrapped tightly around your waist as you slept. He watched as your chest rose and fell, and he unknowingly synced his breathing to yours. He brushed your stray hairs off your face.

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

Your phone's alarm woke you up on a Saturday morning.

“Mm, Jungwoo, get off me…” You mumbled, pushing the boy off you to turn off your alarm, hitting the button.

“Stay with me.” He grabbed your waist again. “You’re so warm.” He snuggled into your side.

You rolled your eyes. “Five more minutes, then I have to get ready.” You held his hand, playing with his digits.

“Spend today with me.” Jungwoo started to suck on your neck.

“Jungwoo, don’t give me a hickey!” You commanded. “I’m visiting my friends today!”

“You see them every week, spend today with me.” Jungwoo started to bite down, his voice whiny.

“Ugh, fine, fine.” You grabbed your phone and texted your friends a half-assed apology about how something came up and you’ll try to visit them later.

Jungwoo continued to sink his teeth into your shoulder and his hands freely roamed your chest, squeezing your breasts and trying to make your nipples hard. 

“We just woke up Jungwoo…” You stifled a moan, slamming your phone back on the dresser.

He grabbed your hand and rubbed it against his boner. “I’m already hard, baby. Always so fucking hard for you…”

You slid your hand under the waistband of his sweats and started to jerk him off. “Oh yeah?”

“Yeah baby… Just like that.” Jungwoo’s breathing staggered as he began to suck on your nipples, biting and pulling on them.

“Always so fucking needy in the morning.” You rubbed his tip, precum leaking onto your fingers.

“I always need you. Need you so fucking bad…” Jungwoo began to rub your clit through your panties, a wet spot forming. 

“So cute.” You moaned out, pulling on Jungwoo’s hair, licking his precum off your hand.

Jungwoo’s plump lips made contact with your lips, his tongue swirling around yours in your mouth.

You broke the kiss. “Hurry up and fuck me.” You slid off your panites and he took off his sweats. 

“I love it when you’re horny.” Jungwoo pulled you down, then spread your legs apart. “So wet just for me.” His tongue gently licked your clit, teasing you. 

“Just fuck me already.” You groaned, pulling on his hair.

“I wanna worship your body.” Jungwoo’s tongue made its way into your hole, swirling around. His hands roamed around your waist, hips, and hands, unable to find just one place to touch, needing to feel your entirety all the time. He kept teasing your clit with his finger, rubbing circles into it.

“Gonna cum… Jungwoo, so close…”

“I know, pretty.” Jungwoo kept eating you out, his tongue lapping up your creamy juices.

“Fuck… you…” You hissed out, unable to take the torment. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you…”

“Cum for me.” Jungwoo whispered.

You came on his tongue as he continued to eat you out, your body shaking. “Jungwoo… Too much…”

Jungwoo didn’t pay attention, as he continued to suck on your clit and his hands kept playing with your chest, his fingers flicking your nipples until they were hard.“So pretty, so, so pretty.” Jungwoo hummed against your thighs.

Your brain became fuzzy, only able to really think about Jungwoo’s lips and tongue. He was always too much when he ate you out, always had too much fun, always wanted more.

“Jungwoo…” You whimpered.

“Cum for me again.” Jungwoo mindlessly licked your clit, unknowing of what he was really doing to you, just wanting to take in your scent and taste.

You squeezed on Jungwoo’s head with your thighs, cumming. “Too much…” You cried out.

Jungwoo finally pulled away. “Stay still.” Jungwoo released you, lining up his tip on your clit, rubbing it with his dick. 

“Seriously, Jungwoo…” You cried out, overstimulated from his tongue, certain you looked like a mess.

Jungwoo looked at your cute facial expressions. Sweaty, your tongue stuck out, your eyes rolled back. He kissed your breast. “Now you’re the needy one.” Jungwoo suddenly slid his whole length into you.

You adjusted quickly to his size, his length being familiar to you. “Fucking finally.” Jungwoo clicked his tongue, then you slowly realized he wasn’t going to fuck you. “I hate you…”

“I’m gonna use you as my little cock sleeve.” Jungwoo held onto your hips. You could feel his cock twitching inside you, pulsating.

“Please fuck me… God, I really hate you…” You were already shaking from his tongue, and now you were begging for his dick…

Jungwoo grabbed your wrists and pinned your arms above your head. “Be a good girl. I don’t think you’re in the position to be telling me what to do.”

You bit your lip and nodded. “Of course, Jungwoo…”

Jungwoo laughed and began thrusting, gentle moans coming out of his mouth. “Always feel so good around my cock…”

“Jungwoo!” You screamed out. “You’re going too fast!”

Jungwoo started rubbing your clit. “I love it when you make that facial expression.”

“Huh?” Your voice was high-pitched and breathy.

“The face you make when you’re about to cum.” Jungwoo took the finger he was using to rub your clit and shoved it into your mouth. “I love when you drool for me.”

Your head rolled back as you sucked on Jungwoo’s fingers, not knowing what to say. Only being able to think about Jungwoo’s dick and fingers inside you, fucking you into a moaning mess.

“Such a good girl. Gonna cum in you.” Jungwoo’s thrusts became more unpredictable, as he began rubbing your clit again.

“Jungwoo! Cumming!” You screamed, climaxing.

Jungwoo slammed into you one last time as he filled you up with his warm cum, then pulled out and laid next to you again. “I love you.” He wrapped his arms around your waist, kissing your cheek.

“I love you too…” You rolled over to kiss him. “What would you like to do today?”

Jungwoo played with your hair. “I can certainly think of a few ways.” He began kissing your neck again.

#nct smut #nct fanfic #nct 127 smut #jungwoo smut #nct x reader #jungwoo x reader #anon request #anon

[kairunatic]

*sigh*

As promised Casino Billford CG

Lesson learned never hype anyone in this game cause you'll legit end up being disappointed

Cause that's exactly what happened to me idk what to feel about this lmao

Habbit literally showed Billford worst side

Cause he Legit R*pe someone and twice!!!

So yeah heads up

CW:R*pe

So we start with Billford taking a break from the Casino. Hoping he could relax a bit one of the security personal got an alert there is something happening in the backrooms

You'll get two options to either go with Bonvoy or Marion

For Bonvoy he was dealing with a Spoiled rich kid who was in debt and can't pay up. He tried telling the two that his dad will pay him up but it seems he can't(Yeah you don't have to tell me this guy is literally Rook but a furry)

With no money to pay as per rule of the Casino he has to pay with his body.

So Billford literally fucked the rich kid. And took pics of it since that's part of the Casino rules

Even though the rich kid "DIDN'T WANT TO IN THE FIRST PLACE"

After fucking him the rich kid cried and he promised to never do it again. Billford suddenly developed a conscience felt bad for the rich kid

So what he did is he deleted the pics he took of him and will do something about his debt as long as he doesn't come back here. To the casino

Bonvoy ask if what they did was alright and Bill said its fine since what they did is pretty bad and they don't have to stoop that low to get money

(Well bad news cause the 2nd option is probably the most fucked up)

If you choose Marion

This time they are already dealing with someone who lost all there money and can't pay debt but the only difference is this dude destroyed several machines in the process

And as usual Billford fucked the guy and took pics

But what's fucked up about this is the dude is not gay yes he's a straight guy. And he literally beg Bill not to fuck him cause he's not gay

What's worst is This dude insulted billfold by saying he has a Tiny dick Bill took this personally and literally fucked the guy till he passed out

After that they left the guy there while Billford goes see Bonvoy. And Marion trying to get a copy of it

Sooo yeah that's basically what happened in Casino Billford CG

And you can tell I'm legit not happy with this lmao

Imagine saving half a year for 1k only to be given a R*pe CG of your favourite character....

This event literally made billford Dirty😭

Ugh idk what to say hahaha like yeah I know its AE and pretty much majority of the CG here are always questionable but seriously come on

This is just WTF

But oh well rant over lol

I may need a break from Bill for a few moments hahhaha

And again Yes I know Bill did something awful but pls don't ever fucking blame Gamma C for this, I don't wanna see another Posporo corca incident

If you have a problem with how they did with Billford just keep it to yourself and don't ever bother the Artist

#Another eidos of Dragon vein #Billford

[waitmyturtles]

SPOILERS FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC FIRST EPISODE OF OS2 X BBS

(I’m on the far, far end of the international date line, so hopefully most of y’all have seen it or are close to seeing it...)

I MEAN?!?!?!?! I MEEEEANNNNNN?!?!??!?!?!!?

Maybe I was a little (okay, A LOT) worried that these episodes would feel like an appendage, maybe in kind of the way I felt The Eclipse episodes turned out (but I really need to rewatch those again).

But how could I not trust Aof? It almost seems like he started writing this as soon as he was done with BOTH BBS and ATOTS to put this story together. 

I was getting mixed up in mom brain with @miscellar a few days ago, thinking that there was going to be a body swap thingy, and kind of groaning about it, so I’m SO SO GLAD I WAS WRONG, and that this is going to be set up to be a mini-drama about two couples going through their growth shit. 

I dunno, y’all. What can I say. The MAJORITY of you all have been waiting MUCH LONGER than me to see Pran and Pat reunited, as I only watched Bad Buddy in January, and ATOTS late last year, but still, really -- I have this seriously strong sense of nostalgia that I am so happy to see Pat and Pran HAPPY, and/or at least working on their relationship, AND, JESUS, to see Phupha and TIAN TOGETHER, and omg, THAT MUSIC THAT PLAYED WHEN PHUPHA TURNED HIS HEAD and Pran was googly-eyed, and I was literally DYING AT THIS STARBUCKS, actually covering my mouth with giggles because not only is it so good to see all these guys back, but ALL OF THEM TOGETHER, and acting together, and FUCK, THIS WHOLE TWO-WEEK DEAL IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING GOOD.

Like, this storyline does NOT seem played out. (Listen, I enjoyed PatWai.)

Honestly, I can’t really conjure analysis, LOL. I’m just too overwhelmed. The fucking shots of Chiang Mai and Pha Pun Dao. Pran sticking his hand out of the car and seeing the green hills. PRAN IS THERE, Y’ALL, PRAN. I mean --

IT’S DOUBLE NOSTALGIA TIME. THAT’S WHAT AOF DID, THAT’S WHAT HE’S DOING TO US!!!!!!

GAAAAAHHHHH. I think that’s it. I’m getting hit TWICE, Y’ALL, TWICE WITH THE FEELS! PatPran, PhuphaTian! Flashbacks to Tinidee and Chiang Mai! Campus and hills of tea! It’s too much! Too much for an almost menopausal woman like myself! I’m fuckin’ gonna give myself hot flashes with this shit!

And Tian is SO FEISTY, UGH, and Pat is SO DETERMINED but still making silly mistakes, but being SO HONEST and reflective about those mistakes, and Pran is still such a buggy little SHIT, but has opened up so much, as we can see, to be open and honest about his feelings, while these guys still know and maybe slightly regret that they have to keep things secret.

I FUCKING LOVE THAT THIS EPISODE MADE MULTIPLE REFERENCES TO UNCLE TONG AND THE IMPACT THAT HE HAD ON THEM. THAT THEIR HONEYMOON TRIP WAS THE LAST TIME THEY COULD BE OPEN AND OUT TOGETHER.

I might have more to say later, but I’m just agog right now. This was so well done, at least so far. These guys fucking hauled ass to do this show, I mean, Ohm had finished filming Double Savage like the day before this. I’m shaking my damn head. This was fun, it was flirty, it was emotional, the bros are still fucking bro-ing (WTF KORN, BTW! I mean, did you out them, or was that a slightly homophobic comment?!), it’s filmed BEAUTIFULLY, but what would you expect of Aof otherwise. 

I mean. I just wrote a whole bunch of gibberish, but I honestly have no words. I’m so, so, so, so, so, so, so glad to have all of these guys back, in one place, all four of them, acting together, working together (PAT IN THE CLASSROOM OMFG I’M GONNA DIIEEEEEEE TOMORROWWWWW). 

I’m a CROSSOVER STAN, NO PROBLEMS WITH IT. I AM SUITED AND SEATED FOR IT. Ohm x Nanon x Earth x Mix -- FUCK. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

#bad buddy #bad buddy the series #a tale of thousand stars #atots #our skyy 2 x bad buddy #our skyy 2 x a tale of thousand stars #our skyy 2 x atots #our skyy 2 x bad buddy x a tale of thousand stars #our skyy 2 x bbs x atots #patpran #pranpat #pat x pran #pran x pat #tian x phupha #phupha x tian #ohm pawat #nanon korapat #earth pirapat #mix sahaphap

[astriddestelle]

The way I was obsessed with enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers as a kid 😭😭😭 my top pairings growing up ranked. Canon/Fanon included.

Can you tell I’ve been on a nostalgic rewatch.

1. Logan/Quinn from Zoey 101. The OG teenbop enemies to lovers omg I stan. When they pronounced their love for each other at the season finale at the prom, screaming crying throwing up. The way they get together is so random lmao he calls her hot and they kiss then Michael rides by on a horse like what? But the pay off and ending was so *chefs kiss*

2. Courtney/Duncan from TDI. They were everything to me and Cartoon Network ruined it. First season the bantering, the flirting. When I tell you I was hooked. The scream I scrumpt when they finally kissed (also me didn’t she just throw up but whatever I guess) then she left and it was all downhill from there.

3. Rose/Jake from ADJL. The Romeo and Juliet of this paring needs to be studied. They were so down bad for each other. When Jake found out she was huntsgirl then when she found out. Their first kiss being right before she had to ‘kill’ him for sport in an arena. Her giving up her life to keep him and his family safe, him giving up her to keep her safe. 😭😭😭 they don’t make em like they used too

4. Draco/Harry from HP. The ship that started it all. Before this I’d never read a slash fic before is it even still called that. Anyways this right here is my longest going ship I’m still into only reason it’s not higher is that I love the other ones more. You get so many variations of this, from the super toxic fic, to the I’ve always secretly loved you, to the meet up after the war is over and so on and so forth. Ugh I love it. There’s like 50,000 fics of them on a03 and I know I’ve read like half at least 🤣

5. Zuko/Katara from Avatar. My second non canon ship on here. When I tell you I was obsessed with them. Sigh then I discovered other fandoms and by the time I came back to them I was just done. Which I think comes fromm just not being as much of a Zuko fan anymore. This ship was gold, tho, I mean come on I’ll save you from the pirates how can I not. The way he jumped in front of her (obviously he’d do the same for everyone but like listen it ate down bad) the whole crystal caverns episode was fuel to the fire, the writers/creators knew what they were doing

6. Jake/Miley from Hannah Montana. Another OG omg she hated him so much. The flirty the snark then they had to kiss and both of em were like oh hot damn. They were so cute together and I will forever hate Disney for making her choose Jake just for him to cheat on her like what was the reason. What was the reason 😭😭

7. Alejandro/Heather from TDI. Woo child buckle up. This is one of those slowburns cause it’s not until like a quarter in to the season you’re like hold up. Are they going where I think they’re going and then they did. I don’t like the ending cause seriously wtf was the point. But the lead up and bruh the stuck in a hole song I still sing that on a daily. They were literally made for each other.

8. Chad/Sonny from Sonny with a Chance: one thing about Disney they ate down when it comes to enemies to lovers, or annoyance to like, whatever you wanna call it. Chad Dylan Cooper and Sonny omg the drama was beautiful, they hated each other so much and when they started dating I bout passed out. Lol they were so hilarious together I miss it.

9. Raven/Beastboy from TT. This and next two aren’t super enemies to lovers, more live annoyances or belligerent sexual tension. But I really was obsessed with this, like I was the girl reading Terra bashing fics 😭😭 they were so cute, the Beast Within was ship gold, Nevermore, the fact that she holds onto to the penny he gives her when she ‘dies’ and oh he only turns into the Beast again to protect her from Slade and never again. Beautiful

10. Jimmy/Cindy from JN. They may have only been nine but sheesh the rivalry to lovers or in this case crushes was intense. Cindy was down bad since day one but she hid that shit so well. The Valentine’s Day episode still makes me giggle like a kid. And the last episode where they’re legit just straight up flirting with each other I can not. When she almost confesses when he’s the orange hulk. So cute.

Honarary mentions:

Jinx/Kid Flash from TT. They were cute but I hated it solely for the fact that it shoulda been me 😭😭🤧🤧

Sam/Freddie from icarly. Ok so I used to love this one and as I got older, Sam was just so fucking mean that I couldn’t ship like damn. At some point it’s not cute anymore, it’s just down right abusive, early seasons yes, later seasons where they’re actually together no.

Bakugo/Deku simply cause some days I think it’s cute other days I hate it

Mindy and Josh from Drake and Josh. Cute and amusing but didn’t care for em much.

Bailey and Code from Suite Life on Deck see above.

#zoey 101 #logan x quinn #tdi #duncney #adjl #jake x rose #zutara #atla #Drarry #Harry Potter #aleheather #raven x beast boy #seddie #icarly #bakudeku #enemies to lovers #rivals to lovers #hannah montana #jake/Miley #Miley and jake #drake and josh #suite life on deck #Bailey and Cody #Josh and mindy #flinx #jinx/kid flash #mha