#she's a cute danger noodle

[sakura-fraust]

I've not had a phone in like two weeks...

Can't believe I had to go that long without being able to take pictures of Evelynn...

My precious, silly little noodle...

#ball python #sneks #danger noodle #Evelynn Fraust #GODS shes so cute

[sea-lanterns]

Furina genes being like "We are carrying to much cuteness. We must spread it to a next generation or it would be lethal for the body"

BEJDJKWJDKWD YKW ANON? VALID EXPLANATION FOR WHY SHES SO FERTILE. CANON.

No but in all seriousness, if Furina’s dick enters within a 5 foot radius of your pussy, you are coming out pregnant 😨 at the very least, your mini Furina babies are the most adorable things in the world. They all share the heterochromatic, mismatched eyes of their mother and have inherited her smol dragon size 🥺

The Furina dragon babies are even smaller than their mama. They’re like little snakes (danger noodles) 💘

#🫧feeding the fishes #dragon au

[sleeplesssmoll]

More Stuff about Matilda Bouanich

Athletic

"SPDM kids are built different" theory confirmed. Just like Sonetto and Vertin, Matilda is also freakishly athletic. For Example, she jumps straight over a wall with no assistance. She's also very tough! She doesn't seem to be as resilient as Sonetto and Vertin (squishier and takes more damage) but even as she's bleeding, she will endure. Disclaimer: this ends up being an illusion but her taking on waves of enemies despite being bloodied says a lot about her character.

Stupidly Fearless

Falling asleep at a train station, walking down a dark tunnel on her own, Matilda really is wandering into dangerous situations like a lost duckling. I love how Shamane, Kaalaa, and Kanjira adopted the little duck and became her guides. Also, reminder she is a baby at only 14. She's younger than Sonetto and Vertin, but she is equally as brave. She's also vulnerable because of this. Her wallet was stolen multiple times and she puts herself in precarious situations.

Milky Blonde

They describe her hair as "milky blonde" which is just really cute to me.

Generous

Matilda always had a big heart. We saw it during the break-away event when she helped Vertin escape because she wanted to help her friend, even if she had no intention of following Vertin herself. She also gave Vertin the earrings the kids used to communicate with each other during their plan. She still has that generous side where she will willingly give away things and volunteer to help others. Not wanting to dirty Kanjira's skirt, giving Kaalaa her crytal, and overall helping the group in anyway she can. There are so many examples in the event!

Serious about Divination

Just like she did for Sonetto, Matilda guides people in a gentle voice we don't normally hear when she is divining. She is also extremely talented. She talks about being a genius all the time, but its true. Kaalaa and Kumar are both impressed by her.

Other Skills

Matilda knows first-aid and carries around an SPF 1 Portable Contact Device that allows her to call for back-up. She's also a quick thinker. Her thought process isn't as streamlined as Sonetto's (she mutters to herself and stumbles sometimes), but she recalls her guides and teachings and applies them to her situations.

Appreciation

I loved seeing Matilda shine in this event and the last one. We see her make friends, bring up ideas, and just being a fun character in general. For example, her interactions with the sly Kanjira and the oblivious Jessica are hilarious! Her admiration for Kaalaa also shows another side of her. She is confident, but she recognizes brilliance in others. Shamane is just a treat in this event too. We must thank this man for looking after the duckling and the danger noodle (Kanjira is a snake). For all her talk, Matilda doesn't try to impose herself as a leader. Instead, we've seen her in the main story and in the events take on supportive roles. She's a good friend. Normally I'm all for pining, but I think the story is much stronger because it excluded it. This allowed Matilda to show more sides of herself. While I'm partial to events with my beloved Vertin in them, if she and Sonetto were in this event I wouldn't be able to appreciate Matilduck!

#reverse 1999 #matilda bouanich #journey to mor pankh

[honestlyyoungtyphoon]

Actor head canon time:

Might clash with their characteristics from TRE, cause it's about the actors not the characters from TRE Kdrama (yes it's a Kdrama in my head).

Navier:

Social media: Has twitter and Instagram, not tiktok. Mostly work related posting, hardly posts about personal life.

Friendly on set but not too over friendly. Very punctual and professional.

Seems like a good girl but secretly a baddie 💅 but you wouldn't know 😌

Comes from a rich family. Very determined about what she wants, a wee bit of stubbornness presence.

City girl through and through, won't survive in country area 😭

Established actress, has a fashion house of her own.

Pets: A 🐕 and a 🐈.

Dislikes: Unprofessionalism, mosquitos

Relationship: In public eye single but *wink wink nudge nudge* (I'll do a post about relationship status about Navieshu later)

Extra: Knows ballet, was picked on by a director after watching her performance. Later is history. Now an established successful actress.

Loves ice skating. Learning rock climbing.

Special hobbies: Beating Sovieshu with pillows on set, to the point the director of the drama added it to the TRE script. 🗿

Sovieshu:

Social media: All of his social accounts are handled by a professional team. Has secret personal account for friends and family.

Former successful kpop singer but quit before serving mandatory time in military and then joined acting after finishing his time there.

Takes complicated/bad guy roles to shed his "good boy/prince charming" persona form kpop days.

Friendly on set but loves to tease Navier subtly on set and often falls victim to Navier's pillow. Brotp with Rashta, has funny bloopers. Professional otherwise.

Pets: None

Dislikes: Paparazzi , crowds

Relationship: Single but... *Wink wink nudge nudge*(Navieshu piece incoming later)

Loves camping and long drive, often takes certain someone for long romantic drives 😌

Extra: Knows how to play several instruments, into rock climbing. Currently learning defence arts, cause Navier keeps kicking his butt when he annoys her too much 😂

Rashta:

Social media: Very active and interacts with followers. Posts about cute personal things. But loves to troll from fake accounts. Often posts dance tiktok videos. Sometimes forces Sovieshu under friendly threat 😁

A total pal on set. Has the most funny bloopers. Lights up the place wherever she goes. Loves chaos. A chaos queen 💅, Prankster. One of the very few people knows about Navier and Sovieshu's relationship.

Established actress and a media darling, former miss world winner. First time acting as a villainess. Previously, it was mostly romantic dramas.

Pets: One misunderstood danger noodle 🐍, and two 🐈

Relationship: Rumoured to be engaged to an another established fellow actor (not anyone from TRE)

Dislikes: Hot weather

Loves: Napping, swimming.

Krista:

Social media: All are private, prefers to live low-key.

Shy, introverted but kind hearted, friendly on set. Can be mischievous when needed (under Rashta's influence 😁), closer to Rashta.

Has a strong theatrical background.

Relationship: Married with one kid. Husband is a surgeon. (Cause I want to okay?)

Pet: Recently got a puppy.

Extra: Knows how to play violin. Is the only person that can control Rashta on set.

Has black belt on martial arts. But nobody on set knows about it.

Heinry:

Social media: Very active on social media. Often posts shirtless photos on IG.

A former runway model.

On set, closer to McKenna, Ergi. Has friendly rivalry against Rashta. Never wins against Rashta's pranks.

Rising star, recently got media focus through TRE. TRE is his breakthrough role and getting a lot of attention because of this.

Relationship: Rumoured to be in a relationship with a model but nothing confirmed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pet: Three 🐕

McKenna:

Twin flame of Rashta on set. Has funny bloopers.

Appears as a good boy, is a good boy, radiates sunshine energy unless you piss him off

Active on social media and regularly posts on tiktok.

Closer to heinry, ergi, kosair.

Pet: He IS the pet

Loves: Spicy food

Ergi:

Loves to watch drama unfold from distance.

Neither introvert or extrovert. Loves to confuse people.

Often joins Rashta in pranking people but without being suspected by anyone.

Comes off as calm and quiet, totally opposite inside.

Social media: Prefers twitter cause drama 😈

Kosair:

Social media: Fans get most bts pics from him of TRE set.

Often arranges for pizza night out. Overall easy going guy.

Completed his mandatory military service.

Has a good sense of humour.

Has the most embarrassing videos of cast members and their shenanigans.

Never thought of being an actor. Was aiming to be a professional ⚽ player. Changed career after suffering from an injury that ended his dream 😞

After that started modeling then slowly got into acting. Thinking of getting into directing.

Relationship: Newly married to his long term girlfriend.

#that's all for now #I've more head canons about them but I'm tired #and not to mention my main focus on NAVIESHU #remarried empress #the remarried empress #navieshu #navier #sovieshu #navier×sovieshu #my otp #rashta #krista #kosair #ergi #mckenna #heinry #remarried empress cast head canon #webtoon

[sinful-lanterns]

Suddenly I find myself trying to think of funny/cute/ridiculous nicknames for the girls.

First ones that came to mind were calling Langley, Langles. And Serpent, Danger Noodle, or just Noodle.

I imagine Serpent might like hers, its cute and snakey.

Langley would probably not, I really can't imagine her liking being referred to as Langles.

Danger Noodle is taking me out rn 😭

Imaging yelling across campus “DANGER NOODLE! :D” when you see Serpent and attracting the attention of many, many confused passerbyers…

On the bright side, I think Serpent would love the nickname and think it’s the cutest thing she’s ever been called. Miss Langley on the other hand…that woman is one of the few women who would’ve been perfectly fine without a funny nickname. In fact, when you start calling her “Langles” all of a sudden in public, the poor woman gets all frowny and sighs.

Oh well, even though Langley hates the name, she has to admit that she likes seeing you smile after using it 🥺 it’s the only reason she lets you say it after all…

#⛓️ interrogation complete #university au #I can see langley making death threats #if anyone BUT you calls her langles

[theemporium]

Okay! Reader is a Pogue but one day she needs a ride

thank you for requesting!! we love a little pogue!reader x rafe dynamic!!🖤

.

“Having some trouble there, sweetheart?” 

You were having a bad day, to put it lightly. You missed your alarm which meant you woke up late, thus already starting off being fifteen minutes late to your shift at work. Then your rude, pudgy manager had decided to give you your break three hours after you were due your lunch, only to find out you had forgotten to pick it up on your way out the house this morning. And now when you were on your way home—ready to lie face first in your pillows and forget the world existed—the chain on your bike had completely snapped off and rendered the stupid thing useless. 

A car was an unlikely purchase in the near future, and you had never resented that fact more than you did today. 

Then, to really top off your day like standing off the side of the road in the sweltering heat trying to magically put your bike together wasn’t enough, that all familiar rumble of a motorcycle stopped a few feet away and you heard his voice. 

“Fuck off, Rafe,” you stated fairly bluntly, not even turning your head to look at him. “I am not in the mood.” 

“Yikes,” the amusement was thick and heavy in his voice. “Someone seems feisty today.” 

“What do you not understand about fuck off,” you let out a sigh and finally peeked a glance at the kook over your shoulder. “Too many syllables for your pea brain to comprehend?” 

His lips twitched. “Cute, I liked that one.” 

“Thought you would.” 

You turned your back to him again, your eyebrows burrowed in frustration as you glared at the snapped chain. You had no way of fixing it nor were you even sure if you could fix it. It was more likely you’d have to get a replacement chain, and something about spending your money on a fucking bike chain over things you actually wanted just seemed to piss you off a little more. 

“Let me give you a ride.” 

You rolled your eyes, almost snorting at the ideas as you held the ends of the chain in each hand. “And let’s jump over the moon whilst we are at it.” 

“I’m serious.” 

You paused, a prickly feeling washing over you as you reached uncharted territory. Your relationship with Rafe Cameron was practically non-existent. You lived on The Cut, he lived in Figure 8. You grew up thinking instant noodles were a luxury, he was probably used to eating like a king. You always snapped at him and he snapped back. 

You were never nice with each other. 

You were never like this. 

“What do you want, Cameron?” you asked, your eyes suddenly narrowed on him as you finally stood up from your crouched position on the floor. Your hands were on your hips, the pose feeling a little defensive but Rafe chose not to comment on it. 

“To offer you a ride?” Rafe answered hesitantly, almost like he wasn’t sure if it was a trick question. 

You watched him closely. “What’s the catch?”

He raised his brows, considerably amused once he caught onto your growing suspicion. “There is no catch, it’s just a fucking ride.”

“With kooks there’s always a catch,” you retorted bluntly. 

His eyes glimmered with something dangerous. “Do you want there to be a catch?” 

You did not seem amused by his answer. 

“Just get on,” Rafe said after a few moments, letting out a sigh. “Unless you wanna do the walk back to The Cut…”

You didn’t. You really didn’t. 

“No ulterior motives?” 

“No ulterior motives, sweetheart.” 

“Fine,” you grumbled after a few moments as you grabbed your backpack from the floor and made your way over to where he stood beside his motorcycle. However, just before you could swing your leg over, his hand instantly reached out for your arm as he pulled you to stand in front of him. 

“Not so fast,” he muttered as he grabbed his helmet, a small smirk placed on his lips as he guided it over your head, holding back a laugh as your cheeks squished under the tight fit. You almost looked adorable glaring at him through the visor. “Protection first.” 

“Do you not need one too?” you questioned, a small frown painted on your lips when you realised he did not have a spare. 

“I’ll be fine,” he said as he swung his leg over and sat comfortably on the bike. He then took your hand, helping you on and his hands dropped to your knees to give you a comforting squeeze. “Hold on.” 

“Don’t go too fast.” 

“You are very demanding to someone who is doing this out of the good in their heart.” 

“I’m serious, Cameron.” 

“Just hold on if you get scared, sweetheart.”

.

#rafe cameron #outer banks #obx #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron x you #rafe cameron x y/n #rafe cameron blurb #rafe cameron fic #outer banks x reader #outer banks x you #outer banks x y/n #outer banks blurb #outer banks fic #obx x reader #obx x you #obx x y/n #obx blurb #obx fic

[colourstreakgryffin]

I have a request to make. Yandere obanai vs yandere mitsuri vs yandere shinobu, with a darling reader with a pet anaconda (who is also quite the cuddle bug)also the anacondas name is noodle.

Happily will do this idea! It actually sounds somewhat cute so let’s find out what will happen with these three! A little short but that’s okay, I assume!

Lol. This picture is the only thing I can find for these three!

Yandere! Romantic! KNY Hashira Scenarios: Iguro Obanai vs Kanroji Mitsuri vs Kocho Shinobu

What a absolute disaster pitting these three together is. Obanai is hostile, Shinobu is dangerous and Mitsuri is passive-aggressive! So every scenario ends in a vicarious fight that could shake the ground

All three fall for you very close to one another, and find out each other’s feelings for you when they notice the lovestruck glares directed at you during one of the many Hashira gatherings. This triggers the Yandere corruption and it gets worse with the rivalry growing alongside it

Obanai is the first one to find out how about your pet. A big emerald-palette anaconda named “Noodle” by stalking you from your window. Mitsuri learns about Noodle by getting invited into your house and Shinobu learns about Noodle last when you ask for medicines useable on snakes

Obanai knows his snakes very well so he offers you snake care advice as Shinobu and Mitsuri angrily glare at him for winning over your attention so easily. He has the biggest advantage over the two girls, for his knowledge on snakes

Though, all three are very jealous of Noodle for the way you admire and love him. Why does that stupid serpent get your affection?! They are also very jealous of each other

All three love you dearly so they’d never try kill Noodle at all and will always run up to you to give whatever you want for Noodle or for yourself but they all wish they could get rid of Noodle without hurting your feelings

Overall. They argue and fight basically constantly over who can touch you and/or take care of Noodle for you. You do notice how bad it gets from behind closed doors, but you just hope it doesn’t have anything to do with you

Shinobu may or may not put coma-inducing serum in your beloved Noodle’s food to make you come to her for medical care. Mitsuri and Obanai get furious over the situation as they both know that Shinobu is the reason Noodle is hurt and she is hurting you for her own selfish infuriation

Mitsuri is a lot closer to you then she is to Noodle but she is very good at handling the heavy snake as if he weighs nothing to her. Obanai and Shinobu get jealous at the way you coo happily at her and Noodle cuddling

All three are very invasive and clingy, grabbing onto random parts of you whenever they can, bickering and swiping at each other so they’ll back off. It never ends until you get up and walk away, but that doesn’t mean they won’t follow you like a group of ravage fans to a Popstar

You having Noodle isn’t a favourite for Yandere Obanai, Mitsuri and Shinobu but your happiness is very important to them so they don’t really mind that much. Tho, the main problem is the rivalry the trio have against each other

All three are very manipulative, all emotionally. Shinobu tries to directly trick you into thinking the other two are liars, Obanai uses old fashion gaslighting until you think he is the only safe one whilst Mitsuri simply lies about what those two do with a few crocodile tears so you’ll sympathise with her

Won’t deny. Obanai would most likely work hard to invent a new form for Serpent Breathing, mimicking Noodle and other anacondas to try impress you

“Noodle’s a anaconda, my lov— Dokusha. He has very specific requirements for temperatures, try maintaining the cage in 60 to 70 percent humidity with periodic spikes near 100 percent— hm? Don’t thank me, we’re… friends”

“Heeeey! Dokusha! Look! Wanna see something cool! I’m gonna go play with Noodle! Are you ready— Oh! No, don’t worry! He isn’t heavy at all! He’s fine, I’d you want me to, I’ll gladly do it! Anything for you— because it’s fun!”

“Oh my, Dokusha. Noodle likes a bit tuckered out? What is the problem? He… he won’t wake up? Well, that sounds like a good thing— a simply horrible thing! I’ll try figure out what’s wrong, okay! You can rely on me”

#kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #anime and manga #kny imagines #headcanons #kny hashira #iguro obanai #obanai iguro #yandere imagines #yandere romance #kanroji mitsuri #mitsuri kanroji #yandere #yandere headcanons #kocho shinobu #shinobu kocho #yandere obanai iguro #yandere mitsuri kanroji #yandere shinobu kocho #serpent hashira #love hashira #insect hashira #obanai x reader #shinobu x reader #mitsuri x reader

[kit-williams]

Barn Anon. I do like to imagine space marines are like… I don’t know. Owning a venomous snake? There’s the crowd that sees them as a dangerous animals, there’s the side that goes, awwww who’s a cute lil danger noodle~ boop!

Yet I suppose it’s sorta like meeting a whale in the ocean? Something so massive and intelligent yet the language barrier meant neither of you could ever truly understand what’s going on in each other’s heads. It’s overwhelming, terrifying and alluring. It can easily crush you and certainly also level your house and flatten your car, yet it chooses not to and even indulge your attention. Letting you coo and fawn over it like it’s a sweet little kitten or a puppy. Most people are scared of them yet for us? It pulls us in like moths to a flame. I.. That’s a good thing right? Right?

If you've been enjoying how I've been writing under the Space Marine Husbandry tag then you do know I lean more towards them being akin to a whale vs the danger noodle side.

I will be taking the fact you continue to call yourself Barn Anon that you've been enjoying that.

I'm sorry I had to write something angsty

You were setting the table as the warm summer continues to bleed like a dying animal... slowly and in a state of life or death that seems to feel endless and numbing at the same time.

Castle was outside just glancing at the tree line occasionally. His weapon by his side as something had agitated him... you didn't know what but you didn't question it. You walk back onto the porch, "Kids come in an clean up!" You yell but only see three of your four...

-----

She sobbed as she limped and stumbled as fast as her feet could carry her. She looks behind her seeing the glowing red eye lenses watch her as the feral marine follows her at a lazy pace. It had croaked out 'Castle' a few times and she was so scared. Castle would know what to do. But it soon lunged at her only missing by a hairs width and that's when she screamed.

------

You turned your head toward the woods, eyes widening as you're sure you heard a scream but by the time you blinked Castle was already at the tree line sprinting into the woods. You held your breath till the distant sound of his side arm going off. "Kids get into the storm cellar now!" You shout as you rushed to the side of the house and unlocked the heavy doors Castle helped install.

You soon see your Charlie break the tree line sobbing covered in cuts and knees scrapped up as something tries to follow her out of the tree line before you watch Castle slam into it. Everything bled into that slow summer time as you held your breath feeling the painful burn of your lungs. With how fast they were moving you could hardly tell the colors of the assailant.

Grandma had only seen Castle fight once... it was once of the few times she thought he was something far more. You were hardly religious but seeing him and the feral marine fight was akin to watching an angel and demon fight. How Castle kept him from grabbing Charlie as the only evidence of their attempt was the furrows in the ground from Castle standing between the two.

You finally broke free of the haze as the lazily bleeding wound of time started to gush again and you felt your legs and lungs burn as you ran. Charlie felt heavy in your arms, far from being the tottling toddler that she once was, but that hardly mattered as you grabbed her and rushed into the storm cellar locking it.

Time once more returned to a slow crawl as you could hear faint sounds of slamming... of a chainsaw rev and of course his side arm... but then it grew quiet oh so very quiet. You hear a knock to the tune of 'Shave and a Haircut' which was your agreed upon callsign to open the storm door.

Castle looked tired his armor paint scrapped even more... a gash on his forehead that wasn't bleeding anymore. You watched his worried eyes roam over each of your kids as if truly making sure that they were all there before he reached out and hugged Charlie muttering something in his language as she cried.

Castle hardly spoke but he whispered to you, "I'll take care of the body. Medica servitor is in back wall... have it look over Charlie." Is all he said before he left.

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It was late at night by the time Castle returned having stripped the other marine of his armor and weapons... he took their geneseed and made the trek to his base. The storm cellar acted as his room for the most part. He looked at the covered plate on his table and the note from you. All it simply said was Dinner and a thank you.

And Castle could live with that for tonight.

#warhammer 40k #space marine husbandry #why am I like this #this is suppose to be a feel good tag #and here I couldn't resist writing some horror/angst #space marine #Barn anon #tales from the barn #space marine husbandry sentience

[starrclown]

Hi!

I saw your post about Bai He and how she would be close to Wukong than Macaque because they both being possessed by LBD. But even Macaque wasn't possessed by LBD he still under LBD's command.....

Would you think she be close to both?

Honestly Wukong and Bai He being close is just a cute idea. Realistically we are only gonna see this kid as a background character. When we see her in season 4 she's walking to Pigsy's noodles. I take this too mean that she has parents and or a parental figure.

Honestly, I think Macaque and Bai He could be close! Maybe? I don't think Macaque would be outright harsh to this kid but again, I don't think he would be a good parental figure. They could still bond tho. I don't know, maybe he secretly likes cats. Or children.

(Can you imagine he had no idea who this kid is and he just saw a falling child and panicked. Like I know that's not the case but it's alot funnier to think that he has no idea who this kid is and he just saw her falling and panicked because why is this kid falling from the sky.)

I just like the idea that Bai He and Wukong meet and they're just like:

"She possesed you too Monkie King?"

"Yep. Can't believe she went for a little girl."

"Monkie King, were you gonna kill me? I could hear the argument."

"Yes, unfortunately. Lady Bone Demon was extremely dangerous and I'm sorry that would have come at the cost of you. If at the moment I knew another way to stop her that didn't involve harming you then I would have taken it."

"Oh, well that's nice. Honestly I didn't wanna be alive anymore when I was under her control."

"... Kid how old are you?"

"9! Wanna see my cat."

"Ya know what? Let's go to my friends Sandy's house! He has a bunch of cats!"

"I met him! He has a BUNCH of kitty's!"

"Yup! Let's go!"

And then they get therapy.

(Ya know that headcannon that Bai He and Wukong have streaks of white hair because of Bone Demon. I like to believe that Bai He wanted to die hers pink of something and Monkie King was like "Why not?" And did it with her. Their now just rocking pink hair together.)

Asks are always open, art is always here, commissions are open, be nice to kids under dictorial rein.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

#lmk #lego monkie kid #monkiekid #lmk sun wukong #lmk bai he #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid sun wukong #lego monkie kid bai he #monkie kid sun wukong #monkie kid bai he #Wukong and Bai he are so father and daughter #Macaque is a step parent AT BEST

[beansthough]

BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS I HAD THE CRAZIEST THOUGHT FOR LIKE A CROSS OVER THINGY IN YOUR SNAKE CHARMER AU!!!!

Wilbur is out doing his chores when he hears loud crying. He's obviously concerned but also a bit annoyed why Tommy hadn't just come and sought him out like normal- which usually means he did something bad.

Anyways he follows the crying calling out to Tommy how he won't be mad etc etc and stop hiding as he makes his way through a thicket of bushes only to be totally stunned when instead of finding Tommy, he finds a badly hurt dragon hybrid who is deathly afraid of him and everything.

Tallulah is baby dragon hybrid (bit younger than Tommy) and has stumbled her way into the Forest where everyone resides. She's just escaped a bunch of hunters and is hiding when Wilbur finds her. She's kinda cornered but Wilbur is eventually able to settle her. As soon as he talks about bringing her home to the village she panics and runs off.

Cue round two of Wilbur lying to everyone while he tries to adopt befriend his big little girl.

I think it would be really cute and the Wilbur would probably get Tommy involved because she needs somewhere safe to sleep till she's comfortable and Tommy would have someone his size to play and talk with. (Plus I just think it would be really sweet for Tommy to get a hug from someone big like him since he's a touch starved danger noodle)

Anyways.... THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!!!!!!!! Have these and how are you btw?🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

OMG YESSSS!

I also like the idea that this is a little later in the au. If you don’t mind my own spin lol.

Like Tommy is finally fully integrated into the village and everyone is comfortable around him. He’s probably 16/ 17 now and Wilbur is 24/25.

—————

Wilbur and Tommy are out doing one of their routine hide and chase hunts when Wilbur hears quiet sniffles coming from behind a large bush.

Wilbur is first a little skeptical because Tommy has been known to play pretend hurt to get Wilbur to come to him instead of keeping up the chase.

He called out Tommy’s name in aggravation saying Tommy was to old for this trick, but he was surprised that instead of snickering he was met with complete silence.

Wilbur pushed through the bush and his heart leapt into his throat.

Instead of Tommy, he was met with black purple wings and a shorter tail. Small scaled hands with short talons covered a fearful face, only leaving a head full of chocolate curls with two horns poking through.

Wilbur took a deep breath after accessing the situation. It was a little girl. Way younger than when he found Tommy, or well when Tommy found him.

Wilbur speaks out a soft hello, only for her to whip her head out of her hands to meet Wilbur’s gaze.

Wilbur’s core shook to his core as those dark slit eyes focused on him. He had to steady his nerves. He had done this once before he could do it again. Wilbur cleared his throat.

“Hello there…” It was soft and comforting. “Are you lost Sweetheart?”

The dragon looked at Wilbur with fearful confusion, as if Wilbur wasn’t what she was expecting. But as her eyes lingered on him they seemed to round out in wonder. She had never met anyone like this before.

“My name’s Wilbur, what’s yours?” The dragon stayed frozen awhile longer, seeming to take in all of Wilbur’s features, the little beast nodded to herself and dug in a small bag that was at her side. She pulled out a sheet of paper that was way larger than Wilbur , crumbled and stained.

The mouse backed up a bit so the Dragon could lay it out before him. There on the page what was Wilbur assumed to be her name in chalky purple crayon wax. Some of the letters backwards, some the right way round.

“Tallulah?” The dragon perked up and leaned closer to Wilbur. The mouse only a little nervous at her hovering. “Can you speak?”

The hatchling shook her head in the negative before opening her mouth. “ l-little…” It was quiet and broken, as if the girl wasn’t use to speaking at all. “That’s alright, but could you try to tell me why you’re out here by yourself?” Tallulah opened her mouth but it slammed shut once more. Her eyes narrowed back into slits and she seemed to look beyond where Wilbur stood. Wilbur swallowed nervously.

Wilbur suddenly felt the grounds familiar trembles, and a nervous Tommy called out for him in the distance.

It’s just Tommy. Wilbur thought in relief, but before he could comfort the girl he found himself wrapped in a strong grip and a finger over his mouth. The mouse’s heart thudded against his chest.

Tallulah had snatched Wilbur off the ground and crawled in between a little pocket in the cliff wall that was behind it. It was almost perfectly crafted for the dragon’s size. No one larger would be able to fit through.

“Tallulah.” Wilbur was trying to be stern , but his voice trembled from the unexpected grabbing. “Tallulah, please put me down.” The dragon only held him closer to her chest, a long and quiet shhhhhhh coming out of her lips. “Hunters…” That one word held such fear, the girl didn’t even seem to be focused on him. Her mind somewhere else, but one of her small clawed digits kept petting Wilbur’s hair over and over again.

“It’s gonna be alright sweetheart. That just my brother.” But the Dragon didn’t seem to listen, she just softly rocked back and forth . Rhythmically running her finger over Wilbur’s hair.

Before Wilbur could say other word, a twig snapped outside breaking the girl’s since of comfort.

“Wilbur? Are you in there?”

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But AHHHHH I love this idea so much. The hurt comfort and more found family is everything.

But basically Tallulah using Wilbur as a teddy bear

I feel like after she get to know her uncle Tommy more she calms down, but that first night she was very fearful.

Wilbur will manage to lure her out of the cave and Tommy awkwardly tries to introduce himself. The bring Tallulah to one of Tommy’s old dens and Wilbur and Tommy take turns watching her and taking care of her before Tallulah says she comfortable enough to meet Phil and Techno, and then eventually the others

But yes just Wilbur and Tommy being the worst at keeping a secret that they are caring for a literal child.

(Pls pls pls let me know if you have anymore input!)

(Also I’m doing well! I have just been super busy with work and life, but glad to still be able to be on here❤️)

#the snake charmer au #mcyt g/t #qsmp tallulah #mcyt gt #giant/tiny #giant!tommy #tiny!wilbur #giant!tallulah #asks #worldbuilding #story building

[call-me-maggie13]

Beatrice has been meaning to tell Ava about her finals, to ask her to find someone to watch Diana so she could do her biannual cramming week. She swears she meant to.

But every time she went to say something, Diana would do something unbelievable cute or Ava would smile and Beatrice would forget entirely.

Which is how she finds herself balancing a hungry toddler, an Electrical Fundamentals textbook, and a box of pizza rolls.

Normally, Beatrice would make Diana something healthier, something that would fuel a growing child, something homemade. But she’s entirely convinced she will not remember anything she’s learned this semester and she can’t push that panic away long enough to make Diana something.

She ignores her phone ringing, sliding the pizza rolls into the oven before dropping the textbook onto the kitchen counter, switching the television onto Moana and begging Diana to let it distract her long enough for Beatrice to practice this one equation that squeezes Beatrice’s lungs until she feels like she can’t catch her breath.

It’s only been three minutes. Beatrice is certain it’s only been three minutes when the smoke detector goes off, screaming at her for forgetting the stupid pizza rolls.

"Fuck." Beatrice yanks the oven door open and drops their burning dinner into the sink, pressing her knuckles into her eyes to combat the growing pressure behind them. "Fuck fuck fuck."

"Uh-oh." Beatrice can’t believe she just said that in front of Diana, turning to the little girl dragging a ragged stuffed duck into the kitchen and staring up at the dissipating smoke behind Beatrice’s head before smiling dopily at her. "Duck. Quack quack."

"Yes, yes, Di. Duck does go quack quack, good job." Beatrice lifts her and presses a gentle kiss against her head when there’s a knock at the door. Beatrice ignores it, checking the freezer for the next fastest meal when the knocking grows louder and more persistent. Beatrice sighs heavily, opening the door with a frown.

"Trade!" Mary holds up a bag of takeout before taking Diana from a shocked Beatrice, pushing past her and dropping the bag on the table.

Beatrice spins and follows her, mouth agape and arms wide. Mary digs through the bag, setting boxes of Chinese food on the table and handing Diana an egg roll. She turns to Beatrice, an egg roll hanging out of her mouth and holding a set of chopsticks out to Beatrice.

"What - what are - what’s - " Beatrice takes them and allows herself to be pushed into a seat and handed a bowl of noodles.

"Eat then go back to studying, I’ve got this little monster." Mary tickles Diana who shrieks and kicks, squirming in Mary’s arms. Beatrice makes no move to follow Mary’s directions until she sighs. "Look, dude. You can either study or you can watch her but you can’t do both. You decide."

Beatrice looks between her abandoned textbook on the counter and Diana gleefully smashing the egg roll apart and shoving handfuls into her mouth. She’s being paid to keep Diana alive and happy while Ava works. But she truly believes she is going to fail this exam.

Ava doesn’t know how to react when she opens the door and there’s a random woman holding her child and scrambling eggs in the kitchen. Her first instinct is to grab Diana but she’s certain Beatrice wouldn’t let anyone that’s a danger to either of them anywhere near Diana. Certainly not into her home.

The woman smiles briefly before hooking a thumb over her shoulder and motioning to the table, where Beatrice is sleeping on an open textbook, notecards and notebooks and sticky notes scattered around her and onto the floor. Ava smiles, wanting to burn this image of Beatrice into her long term memory so that even when she’s old and gray, she can remember the way the light softens Beatrice’s face.

She hangs her keys onto the hook and drops her bag onto the entry table, watching as the sound of her arrival stirs Beatrice awake. Her face scrunches up — frowning deeply with her eyebrows furrowed together — until she sees Ava, then she relaxes and smiles blearily at her, rubbing the sleep from her eyes and stretching her arms over her head. She has a notecard stuck to her cheek that falls away and flutters to the floor when she scrapes a hand down her face.

The woman makes a noise in the kitchen and Diana giggles at whatever she says in response to it, and Beatrice glances towards them as her shoulders tense and her eyebrows rise.

"I - I - She’s a friend." Beatrice tries to explain, standing and quickly closing the distance between her and the other woman before taking Diana and turning back to Ava. "I’m sorry, I didn’t ask if - "

"Bea." Ava laughs, cutting her off and following her into the tiny kitchen. "It’s fine, I trust you."

Beatrice relaxes slightly, passing Diana to her mother before smacking the stranger on the shoulder, earning her a deep sigh and a grumble, though she turns around regardless, rolling her eyes at Beatrice but offering her hand for Ava to shake.

"This is Mary. She’s my sist- best friend’s wife." She sounds unsure after cutting herself off, grimacing and glancing at Mary for help.

"Nice to meet you." Mary offers instead, her hand warm and calloused in Ava’s before she pulls away. "Beatrice is stupid and forgot she has finals this week. I hope you don’t mind that I helped with the baby while she studied. She gets weird about her studying. Honestly, she gets weird about a lot of things like when someone calls soccer soccer instead of footy and that whole thing about splitting posts and she says she doesn’t believe in ghosts but she refuses to watch paranormal movies because they freak her out and - "

"And she was just leaving." Beatrice pushes Mary to the door, practically throwing her into the hallway before slamming the door in her bemused face. "Sorry about her."

Ava laughs and leans against the doorframe watching her, Diana twisting her hair around her fist and tugging softly. Ava rolls her eyes at her before putting her down, watching her walk a few steps before dropping into a seated position and staring at Beatrice with a dopey grin.

"You almost said sister." Ava is anything but tactful, her curiosity often outweighing her manners — not that she has many after being raised by mean nuns and living with JC just long enough to get pregnant. Manners were not a priority in Ava’s upbringing, something she’s constantly trying to better herself at so she can raise Diana to be better than her.

Beatrice’s stoic face flickers only for a second, just long enough for Ava to regret her actions before Beatrice speaks again.

"I was adopted. Kind of." If that’s the only explanation Beatrice plans to give, Ava will lose her mind trying not to dig more out of her. For now, Ava doesn’t say anything, she waits for Beatrice to ponder her next move. "It’s unusually complicated."

"Well, I am willing to try my best to understand your complicated." God, she sounds so eager, so desperate to know more about quiet, mysterious, gentle Beatrice. Beatrice laughs and Ava is certain it is the most beautiful sound she’s ever heard.

"That was my polite way of asking you not to pry." Ava’s heart stutters and her stomach churns and oh no, she’s ruined this and - "I’m not technically adopted, but my parents threw me out when I was ten. Shannon’s family took me in. She’s basically my sister but not?"

The lilt at the end of her sentence is accompanied by scrunched eyebrows and a tilted head and Beatrice looks so much like a confused puppy Ava can barely contain the urge to pinch her cheeks.

"It sounds like she’s a sister in all the ways that matter." Beatrice smiles at her words, nodding softly before shaking her head and staring at her shuffling feet.

"Yeah, I guess she is."

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#warrior nun #ava silva #avatrice #sister beatrice #warrior nun s2 #bea and ava #warrior nun season 2 #wn s2 #save warrior nun #warrior nun netflix #ava x beatrice #wn rewatch #warrior nun season two #ao3 writer #ao3 fic #ao3 #renew warrior nun #warrior nun s1 #fic: like the princess #babysitting au

[dogueteeth]

CHRONOLOGICAL HEADSHOTS of CERRÍSA BECERRA (+ her Hollow Ground & Puppet)

Started this a lil before I got sick with food poisoning a day ago and have been apartment-bound with a disgusting amount of free time and nothing to do with it, so here we go! About 3ish days worth of doing nothing but art.

Farm Days Isa

Isa was quite pasty back in those Farm days! Sun was a luxury back then.

Sidestep Era Isa

Awe, wasn’t she so cute and sunny?! I imagine her Sidestep days were when they began questioning their gender identity, the liked the androgyny that their features paired with short hair gave them. But, well, she hasn’t started thinking of themself as she/they at this point— their growth got kind of cut off by life events…

Captured Isa

I imagine that Isa’s second escape was… a bloody, maniacal affair.

Rebirth Isa

Remember how happy and mostly untraumatized Isa looked in the previous photo? Poof! Happiness snatched! :D very happy with how this one turned out ngl, those hands were hell to draw but I’m proud of them. It was also a mini composition/placement hell for them.

Retribution Isa

Rat King!! My beloved!! I’m actually not sure if I’m happy with how this one turned out, as I was burning out when I started it’s background, but I’m satisfied with what I did manage to pull out. Originally had a red moon to reference the Achievement but decided it was too much

Guilty End (going into Revelations) Isa

Ohhh boy, guilty end was NOT kind to Cerrísa… oh well, she gave up on ever being beautiful long ago… psst, skulls are from another WIP I hope to put out soon as a sort of expansion/ redesign of her armor!

Isa’s Puppet, Jane

Dear Jane, the lovely puppet, mirror image of Cerrísa and romancer of Ricardo! Funny to think she’s probably what Isa would look like if life had been kinder.

Isa’s Hollow Ground

Finally, the luxurious, dangerous Hollow Ground! Her morays were so much fun to draw, truly darling little noodles. I considered making her more red velvet-themed to emphasize the mob and luxury feel to the character, but all I could think about was the gold shining in my mind of her piercings and how lovely that would be beside a pair of golden morays.

#fhr #fallen hero retribution #fallen hero: retribution #fhr sidestep #fallen hero: rebirth #sidestep #oc #character art #isa becerra #fan art #cerrísa becerra #hollow ground #fhr puppet #headshots #original character #character concept #fallen hero rebirth #fallen hero #haha it’s traumatized #blorbo #my blorbo

[kiasnocturnality]

Nasana you're so cute I want to eat you like a noodle

His slitted eyes narrow at you, "Have you been talking to Lixue? Because she kept on calling me a danger noodle the last time she was here..."

#✧･ﾟDOWN THE PATH #✩⋆ﾟNASANA #naga oc #naga oc x reader #naga x reader #terato #terato x reader #monster oc #monster boyfriend #monster boyfriend x reader

[melodyswishes]

Hey you. Yes you. Want random context about oc x cannon things? Well I’ve made many things just now out of boredom while my art block is getting on my nerves. Enjoy this random lore I thought in my head, Regarding the Lego monkie kid show. Enjoy. And if not here for these type of content, Then please scroll on. Or simply leave.

The moon base.

Chang’e resides here with Lina. Earning Lina to roam freely around here and explore. Whenever Lina would stumble upon things she would scramble to something chaotic with it a bit before cleaning it up and continuing on. However in her point of view, This is a lovely idea of her relaxing in the moon base. And since cooking with Chang’e was a cooking show lina has picked up a few cooking tips here and there appearing on the show a couple of rare times. Either in the background help prepping the ingredients or washing the dishes quick and easy for Chang’e.

If you didn’t (which you really didn’t) know about lina is that she has a little tiny robot bunny that follows her around now after season 3.

The mech bunny is Lina’s companion as a little digital pet. Since Chang’e didn’t know what to do with the fella after Mk shrunk the poor bunny, She rewarded Lina from her good deeds by gifting her the mech bunny. Having Lina to decide she would name that very mech bunny Chi-Chi.

Sometimes Mei would see lina carry the lil dude around and ask if she could pet it, Only to be met with metal. Forgetting that the mech bunny is metal and wires instead of fluffiness like people would expect.

“At least it was cute though.. But I wonder if I could have one of those!!” -Mei (not cannon quote)

Outside of the moon base

Lina goes to pigsy’s noodles to get a quick snack and probably hang out around the gang for a spare couple of hours before heading back to the moon base. It’s either pigsy sometimes not recognizing Lina since she’s often not really around as much in season 1-2 due to Chang’e asking for quick errands but season 3-? is when Lina is really committed to know what the heck is going on nowadays.

Sometime around when the emperor had fallen from his place, Lina oddly felt a similar heart pulse around Mk, Macaque, Wukong and nezha. Lina shares a deep connection with feeling chang’e emotions rarely at times. Even including what she feels and it applies to Lina as well.

Lina has often hanged around the gang and picked up a few things from each and every one of them. Mk, His small sudden clumsiness when in situations that are clearly dangerous. Mei’s confidence for getting the things she wants to know out of people. Pigsy’s common logic in situations that are dangerous, Hence from around the time back in season one when mk called himself INVINCIBLE! On the same day he got his invincibility taken away on the same day (lol.)

Sandy’s calm, Cheerful manners to situations even not resorting to violence sometimes even if it’s not that serious. There would be some way to try and get past the situation from that point. Tang’s knowledge for many things even if so going full on dork on explaining a whole chapter to everyone to know about the information for one tiny thing. You’d say that Lina kinda is the same like tang. Going on about his knowledge for things like she goes off telling about her knowledge about the moon goddess, Chang’e.

Other characters

Aria is a polite older woman than Lina. About 4 years older if you’d know, And is friends with redson about things. Apart from her being snobby at some times, Aria means well from things. I can imagine Aria became friends with redson by sharing relatable things with him at times. But this will not form a relationship between the two as they will continue to be friends only.

I can imagine as a gift of redson being close friends with Aria, Aria is rewarded by her very own harp design. Aria plays the flute but never the harp. So this was difficult for her at first, But soon later on she’d get use to it and practically helps healing the crew with her sounds of her harp strings being played gently.

Aria is rarely around them. If anything when Lina and Aria met, They clicked together like a friendship bracelet. With a little help of Lina constantly gifting her with things that Lina shouldn’t have— Lina has a special curse of talking to random people without even knowing them for a long time. I’ll talk about Lina and Aria’s relationship in a little while ahead, I wouldn’t wanna give away too much information now would I?

Until then, IM GONE! (I did this last night and assume that I fell asleep after typing this.)

#melodyswishes #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #random #oc lore #lina☆ #Aria #lmk oc x canon #lore #lmk oc #oc x canon #ocs #lmk x oc #stars align

[platinumrosetail]

Freenoodles sliktea shadowpeach spider Queen x baby fem Naga reader

So the reader parents are going hunting and leave Little us in our little basket

And go get food since our father is gone something killed him from trying to eat a veiggle or city ( mmmm wonder who ) and so she needs to hunt for food so she can feed us milk

But when one of the boys or mk or someone stubble on a rock or trip on something they hear a little cute nose and hissy and they see a basket and when they lift it up they see the little baby danger noodle reader but her eyes are not open yet and cuz they fall in something that had our mom scent we coo and NUZZ them

And they take us with them and are like ours

And when they mom comes back she finds out we are gone and go to find us

Meanwhile for 3 months the boys have been rasin us as there OWN and when we open our eye for the Frist time we impert on them like baby animal do when they see there mom and dad.

And when we are being babysitting by mk or mei or one of the spider boys our mother kidnapped us back but don't get far cuz dad and mom won't let it happen especially when there baby crying

Oooh a naga!reader request how interesting!! 😁

Warning: noob author, dark theme, platonic yandere characters, female!reader, and others.

Characters: FreeNoodles, silktea. This will have two parts!

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FreeNoodles:

It was tang who found your basket as he tripped into bushes have his husband worried.

Pigsy thought it might be a trap as the two are the first parental figures of mk aka monkie kid so he was skeptical though he quickly noticed his husband curiosity and decided to get it over with.

When he opened he wasn’t expecting to see a baby naga at all, he started theorizing all the possibilities of how you’re here as he watches his husband proceed to kidnap you.

He noticed that your eyes haven’t opened yet too so you’re very young to be left alone so he decided to let tang kidnap you as it’s for the best to not leave you unattended.

When your mother finally came for you, you had already opened your eyes and recognized tang and pigsy as your parents so it’s to late for you to imprint on your blood related mother.

They had to take care of you even though it wasn’t their plan at the start; it had changed on when they took care of you and never wanted to let you leave their arms and after all what kind of mother would leave their child alone even if she was only getting food.

Silktea:

Huntsman and sandy were just out about in nature as one of their stress relieving nature walks when they found you; sandy was the one who tilted the blanket a bit to see what was in it only to see a baby bags all alone without any caretakers or parents around in sight.

Huntsman didn’t seemed to want to take you home with them but Sandy persuaded him in the end. Sandy was so worried and shocked to have found you and decided to take you home and try and hopefully find your caretaker or parents.

Huntsman was the one to have noticed that you’re so young as your eyes haven’t even opened yet, so this might of been the work of abandonment or that the parents was killed, so he told Sandy what he figured out about it and that made Sandy feel pity for you as you’re left all alone either way so he went through his plan even faster.

Your mother had showed up as a sneak attack but was quickly stopped by huntsman; seeing a unknown woman in front of you made you hiss at her and cling more to sandy as huntsman got in between you. She was too late as you seem to have imprinted on sandy and huntsman and accepted them as your parents.

Huntsman was the one who took care of your now deceased mother as Sandy wouldn’t have the heart to do that as he knew something bad would happen if he did.

(A/n: haha! I made a post at 1: am! Reason why I couldn’t yesterday was because of how I wanted to draw a few things so yea anyway hope y’all like it!!)

(Here is where part two will be)

#various x reader #anime #anime x reader #x reader stories #lego monkie kid x reader #lego monkie kid #jttw #lmk sandy #lmk huntsman #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #x child reader #platonic #yandere x reader #yandere

[writingsofmax]

Disarm pt. 22

Words: 1.5 K

Summary: Y/N plans a dinner date for her and Edward. Warnings: violence, abduction, threats

Tags: angst, violence, kidnappin Author's note: a very special thank you to @e-moneyyy for helping me with some of the writing in this chapter!!!!! everyone say "I love you E MONEY"

Chapter 22- Believe In The Resolute Urgency Of Now

Eddie had finally gone back to work at KTMJ. His planned time off had been used up and since he hadn’t ended up destroying the city– thank god–  he went back at the end of the three weeks. Y/N missed him but he insisted that it was good cover, anything he could do to seem like a regular citizen was good. His absence did have its benefits however, because now she could surprise him. Edward did so much for her all the time. Taking care of her, cooking, cleaning, anything she wanted he would do without question. She wanted to repay the favor somehow.

She pulled a box of spaghetti noodles from the cupboard and carefully tilted it into the boiling water. She couldn’t do much in the way of money, extravagant dates, or lengthy adventures but she could cook. She looked over at the table, she had lit and put candles and flowers on it to decorate it but maybe that was too much? No, its cute– stop overthinking it. She turned back to the cutting board and started carefully mincing the garlic and tomatoes for the sauce. It was meditative, and nice to have something to do with her hands, nice to feel well enough to do something she liked and was good at. She picked up the cutting board and slid the tomatoes and garlic into the saucepan with the knife before turning to set the knife back down in the sink. She checked the clock anxiously. Okay good just enough time to finish up and plate this before he gets here.. She felt excitement bubbling up in the pit of her stomach. Finally she was able to do something nice for him! She slowly stirred the sauce that was now simmering in the pan, the smell filling the small apartment. I hope he likes it…

And then she heard it. The familiar sound of the front door opening. Damn it! He was home early. She knew that she should have started dinner just a bit earlier in case. Oh well, it’s almost done anyway. Her heart rate increased, making her feel a little dizzy as she waited to hear him discover how nicely she had set the table. She waited for the familiar feeling of his arms wrapping around her from behind as she called out to him while stirring the sauce on the stove. “Hey Eddie! You’re home ea—” her words were cut off as a rag was pressed over her mouth and nose, and rough hands jerked her backwards. Not Eddie. Her brain was screaming danger as anticipation turned to fear. She tried to wrench herself away but the person’s grip was too strong. She kicked causing the hot pots and pans on the stove to clatter onto the floor, spilling everywhere. The knife…! Despair flooded her when she remembered she had set it in the sink, out of reach. “Fuck!” a gruff voice grunted from behind her, “Get her god damn legs.” She tried to scream but her mouth was muffled by the rag, her vision was going blurry at the edges, darkening quickly. A second person, a man grabbed her ankles and then…

Help… Nothingness. —--------------------------------

Edward was running late, which he hated. He hated coming home late to his angel because of insufferable idiots at his job. Today had been long and he still had piles of work to catch up on after his extended absence. He chewed on his lip and drummed his fingers on the steering wheel as he waited for the light turn from red to green. Red, head, bed, sled, fed, shed, lead, meds, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Ugh, he felt drained after his long day at the office. Thankfully he was almost home, and then he could see his angel, and that would more than make up for it.  Pulling into the parking lot, he put the car in park and grabbed some files from the back seat. It was a small amount of papers, but it was what he was able to pull from the records without being noticed today. More of Falcone’s financial documents to sift through. His head throbbed at the thought of it, but he was so close now. So close to the finish line of all this. Dread pooled in his stomach when he thought about what the end of all of this meant, but he pushed it down. He couldn’t be sure of what would happen to him when he killed Falcone. There were too many variables. So –just in case– he wanted to spend his final days before the end of everything, with his love, and happy.  With a quick sigh and a shake of the head, he went to the door,  which was already open, and let himself in.  Wait. Why was the door already open? His body felt cold, and his stomach flipped, “Angel?” he called out, his voice coming out pitchy and strained. No response. All the lights were on, and there was music playing from somewhere in the apartment but no answer from Y/N. Everything felt wrong.

And then he saw it.

Broken shards of porcelain littered the floor. There was food and water splattered everywhere. IT was on the floor, on the cabinets, on the stove, on the sink. There had been a definite struggle and Y/N was nowhere to be found. He took in the scene around him and realized the splatter that was everywhere was red. He dropped to his knees.

“No..” he mumbled, “No.. this isn’t..”

Wait. The familiar metallic tang of blood wasn’t in the air, it was… He reached out and swiped a finger through it. Spaghetti sauce. Relief flooded out of him in a long shaky exhale and suddenly the room was spinning. Not dead, not dead, she’s not—his gut wrenched as a sob forced its way past his lips. He drew his knees into his chest, his body shaking with sobs as he tried to gain control of his anxiety on the kitchen floor.

Get it together, get it together, come on, get it together. Waves of anxiety were crushing him, weighting him to the floor, darkness prodding at the edges of his vision. Get up. He took a gulp of air, willing the tears to stop coming as he placed his hand on the counter and pulled himself up.

The stove was still on and warm. Whoever did this couldn’t have gotten far. He whipped his head around and surveyed the room for clues, his legs feeling shaky beneath him as his head filled with screams, threatening to drown out his focus, anything to latch on, anything to—

A note. On the table. How could you have missed that? You fucking— He ripped it off the table with trembling hands. 

Hello Riddler, or should I say Edward Nashton, I had been worried that I wasn’t going to be able to find you, until you took care of your girlfriend's little landlord problem. He didn’t fit the usual MO for your kills so we launched an investigation into every one of his tenants and anyone else that was in close relationship with them. 

And then we found you.Someone that fit the profile we created on the Riddler perfectly. Same age range, same height, same build, someone who lived in the suspected area, a loner that’s good with computers and wouldn’t you know it, someone that has access to all financial documents in Gotham through the KTMJ. You’ve been causing quite the stir in Gotham. Impressive. You seem to have planned this all out, right down to the last second. I must say, I applaud you for having such precision with your crimes, not bad for a rookie. However, you’ve made one fatal mistake. You personally fucked with me and my business. So, it’s only fair that I personally fuck with you and yours. Your little girlfriend is awfully pretty, Nashton. So sweet. It’s such a shame that she’s so sick, so fragile. If you plan on seeing her in anything other than a pine box in the near future, I suggest you follow my instructions to the letter. You will meet me at the suite at the top of the Iceberg Lounge at 10 pm tonight. You will bring all the information you’ve gathered about the Renewal fund as well as a list of anyone else who has the information. You will bring the passcodes to your website and all your computer hard drives. If you try to rally your followers to attack me or have anyone come with you, I will kill your girlfriend immediately. Let’s work this out amicably. Maybe after all this unpleasantness is over, you can work for me. - Carmine Falcone. Edward was still. The candles continued to burn down quietly on the table, as if nothing had happened. The flowers sat in the vase, untouched. Their petals blooming open grotesquely. They disgusted him. Everything was disgusting, hideous, threatening. Gotham needed to be buried. He had been wrong. Everything was too vile. It was beyond saving, it was completely beyond—

Laughter burst out of him, his entire body shaking with the force of it. 

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