#silly goose!

[clockworkravenn]

Just a silly little guy!

song is dead man’s party by oingo boingo :3

#apex legends #apex edit #apex #apex revenant #revenant #apex loba #silly little murder guy #its not his fault #silly goose!

[labrat8899]

manny calavera is a silly goose

pass it on

#grim fandango #manny calavera #silly goose!

[choices-binglebonkus]

It’s time to tell us you were joking about us marrying Sam, PB. You got us good. Can’t wait to choose either Robin, Jordan, or living my best life single. Honestly PB, you jokesters, you!

#hahaha #they’re so silly #silly salamanders! #what a funny joke #“you and Sam are engaged #haha #yeah right #silly goose! #*sobbing* #anti tna #anti the nanny affair #anti sam dalton

[vampirefurbymom]

#silly goose! #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #my chemical romance #heheheheheheh

[coolestfinch]

FATPHOBIC. FINCH FATPHOBIC. DOESNT KNOW HOW BOOBIE LOOKS ON FAT PERSON CUADE HE HATES FAT PEOPLE. ANON HATE

this is not anon my love

#silly goose! #mon amour #asks

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets arrested at Five nights at Freddy’s

#myart #chloesimagination #doodles #vanessa fnaf #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf vanny #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #security breach #Vanny if killing was illegal #arrested for being a silly goose #if anyone says ‘can someone draw x?’ I’ll be there

[nich0las-st1nks]

boop his nose while you're scrolling please!

#beep boop #silly goose #cats #cat #silly #i love my cat #he is my little meow meow #what a little guy #he is just a silly guy #your honor he is silly #boop the snoot

[suchawrathfullamb]

the polls are making realize that a lot of you forgot how silly hannibal is. he prank called mason, "hello! love your work!", cannibal puns left and right, after Will thought Abigail was killed and said he prayed to see her again, Hannibal said YOU SAW PART OF HER. come on guys, he does not have one serious bone in him

#nbc hannibal #our cannibal is a silly goose #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #lambs polls

[nonranghaes]

heads up! reader is drunk. food mentions.

mingyu doesn't know if this is the cutest he's ever seen you, but he thinks it might be pretty high up there. you're drunk as hell, and he, ever the doting boyfriend, has lovingly brought you back home safely. and now you're babbling to him, curled up on the couch next to him, about anything and everything that comes to mind. it's clear from the way you're cuddling closer to him that you're prepared to doze off any minute, but you've turned to asking about him.

"gyu," you murmur, "did you eat?"

there's a bowl of berries in his hand now, some of which he's been quietly feeding you, and he shakes his head. "i ate earlier, but not recently--"

you pout, and pick up a blueberry before pressing it to his lips. "eat. eat." you whine at him a little. "don't starve, my 'gyu..."

he snorts and it causes you to drop the berry. you watch it fall and roll away underneath the coffee table, and he sees the way your eyes get watery in response. "ah, no, it's okay--"

"my berry..." you're still distracted by it. "gyu... my berry..."

he can't help but crack up again. "it's okay," he says again. "i'll clean it up." he picks up a slice of strawberry, pressing it against your own lips. you eat it quietly, slowly chewing before giving him another blueberry.

this time he eats it before he can make you drop it again, and he thanks you with a little kiss against your fingertips. "i've eaten, honey," he says gently. "you don't have to feed me."

"my berry," you murmur again, looking at him this time. then you smile as if you've come up with something brilliant, and lean forward to peck the tip of his nose. "you're my silly gooseberry, mingyu."

and he rolls his eyes, snickering again as he sets the bowl aside. "you're my berry, too," he wraps an arm around you, pulling you to your feet. even with you giggling, he starts to escort you to bed. "let's go get some rest. i'll make you breakfast in the morning."

#nonranghaes.thoughts #nonranghaes.svt #seventeen x reader #seventeen imagine #svt x reader #svt imagine #seventeen x you #svt x you #mingyu x reader #mingyu x you #kim mingyu fluff #kim mingyu x reader #kim mingyu x you #svt fluff #seventeen fluff #he is a silly goose(berry)..... do not ask where my brain is rn bc it is sleepy!

[shriika]

patron saint of weird and unsettling girls

#reposting bc these were blurry af (sobs) #breaking news: the angel of death... is a silly goose!! #clara pathologic #clara saburova #clara changeling #pathologic #мор утопия #shriikadraws #myart #coping bc i did not like how 2 treated her at all </3

[coco-loco-nut]

Miss Americana

Pairing: Lando Norris x American!Reader

Summary: Moments with Lando and his silly, American, girlfriend

TW: AMERICA! RAHH🦅

a/n: i wrote this super quick bc the ideas were bombarding me at work and it is not proofread. it’s also silly and stupid as an apology for my last oneshot which seemed to break y’all.

requests are open! masterlist part two

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Lando didn’t mind you were American, in fact, that might be why he loved you. You poked fun at his britishness, even trying to copy his accent. It’s almost like a joke with you two.

“Baby, where are you?” Lando whines from his gaming chair, needing attention, having texted you a minute ago asking you for cuddles.

“I’m declaring my independence!” You yell back, your voice coming from outside. He pauses his game and trudges towards your voice. The two of you are spending time in your American residence, near Miami. He spots you near the pool, holding something out.

“Baby, what are you doing?” He spots your camera recording.

“Happy December 16th!” You grin, dropping a box of tea into the pool. Lando’s brows furrow, thinking back to the book he read about the Revolutionary War. Needing to have some sort of reference for your jokes, he bought a book with the basics to read on the flights to races.

“Oh… I get it. Babe, we aren’t even IN Boston,” Lando says after a minute, and after you start laughing, he does too. Lando quickly grabs your phone and pushes you in the water too.

“Rude,” you huff, grabbing the tea box and climbing out of the pool. If it weren’t for your grin, Lando would be running away. You grab your phone and Logan pops out from behind the bushes as Lando’s phone dings.

“Wait, I thought you were recording,” Lando says, his eyes narrowing at Logan.

“Nope,” you pop the p and walk inside, the video quickly going viral and spreading around the drivers group chats. Logan makes his quick escape, leaving Lando to wonder why he agreed to associate with Americans.

———

“GO GO GO GO! YES! TOUCHDOWN!” You yell, seemingly oblivious to the cold. Lando surprised you with a trip to your alma mater’s biggest football game of the season. He asked Logan for help with the surprise, but the Floridian didn’t mention, well, how much of a cult the school was.

“Logan said it was going to be cold, but not this cold,” Lando grumbles, taking a cute pic of you cheering.

“Babe, he has terrible taste in schools, why would you take his advice? Also, this is the northeast, it’s obviously going to be way colder than Austin will be next week,” You snort before joining in on a chant. Lando was only slightly regretting choosing seats right beside the student section, however, he could get behind the drinking. Especially tailgating. When you drug him out of his nice warm bed to hang outside the stadium at 9am with your old college friends, he was skeptical. All it took was one freshly grilled meal and a beer to turn that around. He is planning on creating an American tailgate for the race next week in Austin.

“American universities are... something else,” Lando smiles at you. Seeing as you are only one year removed from college, you had plans for the weekend.

“Just wait until we go to the bars later. Oh! And the frat party tomorrow, it’s family weekend and my cousin is getting us in,” you smile back at him. It was indeed a long, drunk, weekend, but Lando couldn’t help but admit that he would be more than happy to come back for more games throughout the year.

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Austin was something else the next weekend. You and Logan were quick to jump on board with Lando’s idea for a tailgate, and you all gathered at the Airbnb that you rented the night before the race, right after qualifying. The team’s socials loved the idea as well as the Formula One social media team, so you paid for nothing as the drivers and friends gathered at the Airbnb for your and Logan’s tailgate. You made sure there were multiple coolers full of alcohol, soda, and water while Logan manned the grill. You wore a NFL football jersey while Logan repped a Miami Dolphins jersey.

“Why are those two arguing,” Max asks Lando, observing you and Logan fight about whose team is better.

“Either college football or pro football,”

“American football, mate,” George says, standing on the other side of Max.

“All I’m saying is that you have TERRIBLE taste in teams!” You huff in Logan’s direction. He rolls his eyes, turning his focus to the grill as you grab a beer. Lando, who is sporting your alma mater’s football jersey, walks over to the two of you.

“She’s not wrong, Logan,” Lando chuckles as the blonde boy throws his arms up in the air in frustration. Honestly, the only thing that can top the bickering between the both of you is when you pull out the jell-o shots and people start grabbing food.

Half an hour later, you turn on the projector to the screen, a Disney logo behind you. You take position in front of the screen, remote in hand as a microphone. The crowd turns their attention to you. Lando’s lips twitch up in amusement.

“I just got three things to say. God bless our troops. God bless America. AND GENTLEMEN. START YOUR ENGINES!” You yell as you hit play on the remote.

“Okay, focus. Speed. I. Am. Speed.” The voice says over the screen. You and Logan decided to culture everyone, making the end of the tailgate partly a movie night. Eventually, everyone finds a seat in the lawn chairs scattered in front of the screen. Lando grabs your hand and kisses the back of it when you sit down.

“I love you, y/n,” he smiles softly as he nurses his beer.

“Love you more, Lan, but not as much as America,” you chuckle, teasing him. He playfully rolls his eyes, knowing you are jesting.

“Are you always so… American?” Daniel laughs as he sits in the open chair beside you.

“Shut up before she drunkenly sings the national anthem,” Lando hisses, cringing at the time he mistakenly took you to a karaoke pub in London on July 4th. Honestly, he should’ve known better.

“I hate you all,”

#lando norris x reader #f1 x reader #f1 imagines #lando norris imagine #america #logan sargeant #silly goose

[cedarshade]

some sad boy in the mirror content for y'all

#dick grayson #dick grayson fanart #nightwing #nightwing fanart #dc comics #dc comics fanart #batfam #silly goose won't ask for help #silly goose is numb to the pain <3 #silly goose should get a therapist #and go to the doctor #and get the bathroom light fixed

[uncanny-tranny]

The whole "breasts shouldn't be politicized because the primary purpose of breasts is to feed babies!" can be a fine jumping-off point, but I really wish people thought deeper than that when we talk about the ways in which bodies are politicized and restricted.

Like, why's it that when we talk about breasts, they must have some Higher Purpose? It's true that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but they aren't valuable solely because they can potentially feed a baby. A human body doesn't have to serve a Higher Purpose in order for it to not be legislated against or policed, and I just wish people would remember it isn't always about babies, about other people, about anything else other than the people who have that body.

#feminism #dysphoria tw #your body doesn't need to have an Intrinsic Worthwhile Purpose so that you can live without fear #and it is fine if people say this to criticize the way breasts are overly sexualized and fetishized or what have you... #...but i encourage people to not see this as an end-all-be-all argument #because this opens discussions about how we politicize bodies and how we interpret them #i see overlap between this and the way trans bodies are politicized and policed honestly #and i guess personally i'm just so tired of the idea that to be safe your body Must Have A Good Reason To Be #and i fear this may reinforce the idea that we Must Serve Purposes and Be Useful and Used #ask to tag (genuine) #and what would this say for childless people? or people who cannot bear children? if they have breasts are they 'useless bodies' #because i have seen the ways some people's bodies are treated when they do not 'work PROPERLY' and that scares me #it scares me to potentially start treating people with different bodies as Defective and Unworthy and Unproductive #and i don't always trust when people latch onto purpose-driven arguments for human bodies that it stops at that y'know #have seen some discussion amd whatnot so 👍 #is it now time to clock put and be a silly goose yet?

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

#actually you know what. Memes it #it’s always my dumbest posts that pop off so hey… perhaps… #f/o #f/o community #f/o meme #selfship #selfship community #self ship #self ship community #selfshipper #selfshipping #self shipping community #self shipping #f/o x self insert #f/o x s/i #oc x canon #silly goose stuff

[candiewrapper]

starts posting again cutely :3

#:3 #meow #cat #furry #furry art #anthro #mew #hum kitty #silly #silly billy #silly goose #a little goofy #art #digital art #cartoon #catgender #candiewrapper

[starfr00t]

Think if Y/N threw a blanket over Sun's head, he'd transform into Moon?

yes

#he’s just being a little silly goose 🥺🥺 #fnaf #fnaf security breach #sundrop #moondrop #sun x y/n #moon x y/n #y/n #fnaf sb #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant x y/n #sun and moon x y/n #doodles #asks