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#sirius being drama queen
marauderswolf22 · 1 year
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Sirius: i want to adopt a dog Remus: but we have you, will you not be jealous? Sirius: n-no James: when Rem is petting that dog behind the ear Peter: or puts a collar on him James: or when he throws him a ball- Sirius: DON'T DARE TOUCHING MY BALL
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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adharastarlight · 7 months
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Sirius: I relate to faries because I too die when I don't get enough attention
Marls: and here I thought it was just because you're gay
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not-rab · 10 months
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sirius: it’s so nice being held :)
death eater: ??! i’m holding u hostage
sirius: still :) it’s nice to be held
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h0esbetrippin · 3 months
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I can’t decide if this is James to Sirius or Sirius to James
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theprongspotter · 6 months
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Remus: Pads, I need some space.
Sirius, choking up: Are- are you br-breaking up with me?
Remus: The bed, Sirius. I need more space, I’m falling off.
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c: @starsandmoonys
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evyltalks · 11 months
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medieval wolfstar bc why not 🗡️
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where-is-vivian · 1 year
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James: Pads, I'm dating your brother.
Sirius: ... Regulus?
James, lowkey more and more scared: Yes.
Sirius:
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James: You're not mad?
Sirius: Why would I?
James: I don't know, it's your brother, you've always been really protective over him– *notices Sirius is cracking his fingers*
Sirius, with a very angry expression on his face: Exactly you bRotHeR fUCKER–
James: *sprints out of the room* I THOUGHT YOU WASN'T MAAAAD
Sirius: I NEVER SAID I WASN'T, I SAID GIVE ME A REASON, AND YOU GAVE ME A REASON PRETTY QUICKLY YOU GIT
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hearts4dorlene · 1 year
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James: Well, what do you think? Aren't I a fabulous chef?
Regulus: Hm, its okay, not too bad
Remus: Merlin, rookie mistake, Black
Sirius: Not the response he was looking for Reg
James: *sobbing, screaming* YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS???
Regulus: I NEVER-
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moonytoastx · 2 years
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Sirius, turning around in an office chair: "I've been expecting-"
Sirius, still spinning: "Shit-"
Sirius, grabbing a flower pot, still spinning: "Shit!"
Sirius, falling: "S H I T-"
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accio-sriracha · 5 months
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Sirius: *staring at Remus* You know what? Fuck you. *un-chocolates his milk*
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marauderswolf22 · 11 months
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Sirius to some girl: nooo sorry but i have high standards Remus having a cold on a couch next to them with half of his face under dark eyes' spots, red nose like rudolf, on medicines and with his welsh accent being hoarse: why do no one here talk about david bowie??? Sirius: remus for example, meets them
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Sirius: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!
Remus: You should say something else.
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adharastarlight · 6 months
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sirius, running into reg's room in panic: reggie!!! something terrible's happened!
reg: what!? whats happened!? are you okay!?
sirius: I've run out of black nail polish
reg: ...
reg: I was worried, you prick
@literally-the-prettiest-star you're an ass
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Regulus and Sirius arguing
Sirius (sarcastically): So clever
Regulus (rolling his eyes):
Sirius: Aren’t you always soo clever with all your schemes and plots
Regulus: Schemes and plots are the same thing
Sirius: *storms off*
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h0esbetrippin · 3 months
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Sirius: Regulus where’d you get McDonald’s???”
Regulus: uh McDonald’s
Sirius: bitch give me a fry
Regulus: is that how you ask
Sirius: bitch please give me a fry
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