#skinny rambles

[polyphonetic]

I wanna fuck you like a vegetable

I wanna feel your whole rind

I wanna fuck you like a vegetable

my whole existence is weak

you bring me closer to leek

#kassandra rambles #closer #nin #throbbing gobbing nine inch ninch skinny pinny

[blimbo-buddy]

Sorry I don't like Barley being the taller one in the relationship. He is quite literally, canonically, short and fat. On his wiki page, there are only two mistakes, the very first one being that he was called tall, solidifying that he is without a doubt a FUCKING MANLET

#blimbo rambles #wc #feeling a little harsh tonight but the fandom is boring as shit when it comes to portraying ravenbarley #ravenpaw is the skinny and tiny one and always infantilized while barely is the big strong man who totally has nothing wrong with him #boring lazy sad #also properly portray Barley's weight please #I know this is a detail that many can understandably forget #but please we could heal as a fandom

[infamous-if]

Decided to just clear out my inbox. Most questions were dated, pertained to convos that have now gone by, or were answered or will be answered in the demo. Some questions were from the literal day I opened this account! It was just so overwhelming and my web page would glitch after a few scrolls and my plan to clear it out was just...a mess.

Apologies if your question was never answered or if I didn't see a song rec or submission but I opened the inbox again.

Back to 0!

#ramblings #felt like a weight off my shoulders #or like when you take off skinny jeans after a long day outside

[natsmagi]

now that things are on my own terms

her

#I LOVE HER!!!!!! #drawing natsume too. i will try to color them tmrw or something #hence why reblogs are off #i want to draw nudity moreeeeeeee but im too SHY FOR NSFWWWWW #its so hard being me #nat rambles #my latest mugis were v skinny bc i was feeling spiteful But i missed her hint of squish. #i really like this body type on her #though ill likely continue to fluctuate w what i draw

[dungeonpuppykai]

yeah yeah maybe i am ovulating, maybe i am disgusting

but one thing i know for sure is that

i am a 6' busty babe and

i would love for this man to fold me like his laundry

because like, everybody would think i call the shots because of how polite and soft he is overall and the size difference, of course plus me being a seasoned brat

only for me to act smart or big and he only gives me a look and i pathetically whimper and curl into his side, muttering apologies and pressing soft kisses along his humble shoulder

even better if i am wearing heels <3

#petition for steve rogers to destroy me in any size #brain rot uwu #school night always makes me act stupid #kai rambles #steve rogers imagine #dark steve rogers #steve rogers smut #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x oc #steve rogers x plus size reader #steve rogers #skinny steve rogers #pre serum steve #steve rodgers x reader

[mayonesavegana]

Today I discovered through my favorite characters that my type is smart people, nerds, sunshine idiots, women who could destroy me and boys who could be Spider-Man.

#please talk about your special interests #please be awkward and tall and skinny #if you start rambling I might fall in love #tell me fun facts and random trivia #denki kaminari #spencer reid #tim drake #cassandra cain #hiccup haddock #logan mitchell #gwaine #gwen stacy #nico robin #dick grayson #stiles stilinski #danny phantom #theo raeken #I know he’s evil but he’s smart and I like that #kate sharma #jazz fenton #remus lupin #superboy #barry allen #anyone from the flash family #wonder woman #monkey d. luffy #tmnt donatello #izuku midoriya #peter parker #emily prentiss

[nyaskitten]

unpopular opinion time: It doesn't matter what you headcanon any Ninjago characters as, race, ethnicity, and sexuality-wise, because someone might have a different idea, and that's COMPLETELY fine.

if you headcanon, say, Cole as Bi or Pan rather than Gay, guess what? Your headcanon is valid! Not everybody needs to have the exact same headcanons as each other, and that's fine!!!

Is it WEIRD to see certain headcanons that deviate SO much from the established fanon? Yes! But that doesn't mean you're wrong for liking those deviating ideas or whatever.

#u WILL get a weird glance from me tho if all the ninjago characters r white skinny generic body types or whtvr tho #I wont SAY anything but I will certainly think SOMETHING #like skinny white cole.imnot gonna FIGHT u 4 it but this is lego ninjago the show that rips asian cultures and puts them together #how would anyone be white in an asian fantasy setting... #ninjago #raine's rambles

[yugiohz]

night shift and such

#theyre equally annoying esp to each other but theyre also rlly lonely and bored so they bear with each other's rambles and weird habits #like good colleagues! #bnha #dabi #shigaraki tomura #himiko toga #lov #sketches #i love shigaraki like this #i miss his mop head and skinny frame and bad posture and sickly grey complexion and wobbly #speech bubbles #and his iron deficiency #kyaaaaa

[kirnet]

Saw a bird I can’t identify >:(

#I was driving and it was high up and it’s really foggy so I would only see its shape #it was pretty big. raven or hawk big or a little bigger #long tail? skinny wings that kind of folded back like a shorebird? #it would flap once then glide then flap then glide… I’ll draw a pic hold on #ramblings

[some-pers0n]

A trend

#This also goes for characters of any other body type than skinny #God forbid a woman be flat chested too #SP-rambles

[fyodorloveclub]

has anyone else had issues with self ship artists making you skinnier than you are or is that just a me thing 😃

#ik i should’ve said something but like it’s so damn embarrassing to be like actually🫡 i am unfortunately not that skinny 😍 #i said something to an artist once and she just made my hips slightly wider i was like ok cool solid thank you #so i have 2 comms where i’m like….. that’s just not quite me #and i sent them irl pics of me for reference so it’s not like it was just based on a picrew or something #like flattering i guess thanks but it’s just not quite right hgfvbhjbvb #anyway i’m rambling but. idk it’s been on my mind #this is me being very vulnerable but i just wanted to know if anyone else has experienced it

[heartsofhounds]

i’m sure you see me going insane in the tags BUT i had to pop into the inbox to tell you that i am so in love with your angel and davey designs, they mean the absolute world to me. it’s like you plucked their little faces right out of my brain and it brings me so much joy to see them!! thank you for sharing your insane talent with the world <3<3<3 sending you all the best vibes <3<3<3

Hey, sweetpea! Thank u so so much, im also so in love with them :))

and yes! i have seen u in the tags and it makes me smile so much aaaaa.. in response to ur comments on that one sketch i did of these two a few weeks back, there is a lot of love i put into drawing “non-standard” body types, cause they simply don’t get enough love, or attention or representation. Especially as someone living in a fat body, it means a lot to see bodies similar to mine represented as beautiful and even desirable. So yknow (without getting too into body politics and whatever for now) in putting out that content, id hope to help other people develop healthier relationships with their own bodies 💙

#i have a lot to say about body type representation in media #ESPECIALLY with character designs + character art it is overwhelmingly skinny and/or straight size #I’ve got a big ramble about body representation I’ll have to post here some day #some day but not today! #anywhoo hope all y’all are having a lovely Sunday! 💙 #fen art #fen talks #fen redacted art #redacted angel #redacted David

[spicy-phantom]

I found my strap last night and now I can't get the thought of breaking a boy on it out of my head. To push him to his knees and watch his lips stretch around the silicone and feel his moans vibrate down the hollow shaft to my clit as he gets my strap nice and ready for his holes. To lay him back and line the head up, teasing him with it before slowly pressing in. His whimpers would drive me mad.

"Please, sir, it feels so good. Fuck you're filling me up so well."

I'd thrust in deeper, placing gentle kisses on his chest and leaving a few bites, drawing out his sweet moans. All the way to the base now, the soft elastic cloth of my jockstrap on his thighs and his ankles on my shoulders, my clit throbbing against the ridges in my prosthetic. At his command, I'd begin to pick up the pace.

"You're being such a good boy for me, darling. Taking my cock like the needy thing you are. Does my boy want more?"

"Y-yes, please...more."

His breath hitches in his throat when I push him into a mating press.

"Do you want me to breed you, sweetheart? Is that what you need? Does my good boy need his sir to fill him up with cum?"

I can feel him trembling. He bites down on his hand and turns away, face red and eyes shut tight. He muffles a whine and nods. I let his legs go and instantly his ankles are hooked behind me. I kiss his neck as I bury myself deep inside, rutting against him. I watch as his body shakes and feel his warmth as he cums for me.

"That's it, let it all out for me, baby. That's a good boy"

I bite down on his shoulder as I cum, muffling my own cries of relief as my arms give and I press my face into the crook of his neck.

"You did such a good job, darling. So very good."

#spicy rambles #sorry if the formatting is weird I'm on mobile #unspecified reader genitalia #tm4m #nb4m #masc terms #t4t nsft #trans nsft #ftm nsft #nb nsft #nsft #ftm dom #enby nsft #enby dom #spicy rambles in tags #wow I haven't written in a while and I think it shows #my stap is a natty average 5.5“ uncut 4-in-1 from FreeToM #it's an STP/packer/strap/stroker #it's a little big for packing in skinny jeans tbh so usually when I pack I use my Doc Johnson Pack It lite #transmasc nsft

[sunsetcorvid]

me watching some folks draw Split skinny as shit (she is canonically fat)

#SOMEONE IN THE AXOLOTL SUN SERVER DREW HER. SO FUCKING SKINNY SHE LOOKED FRAIL #she was almost unrecognizable #LEARN HOW TO. DRAW FAT PEOPLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! #LEARN BODY TYPES!! SHE IS NOT THIN!!!!! #makes me. so mad when i see a canon fat character turned skinny by fanartists..... #miles posts #miles rambles #regretevator #regretevator split

[joyflameball]

Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him

#cassie rambles #like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him #bendy and the ink machine #like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman #of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious #have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders #if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him #meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly. #sammy lawrence #meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular #I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG #DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM” #COME ON PEOPLE #it's five am #btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun #i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized) #(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole) #(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)

[daughterofhecata]

Blutroter Kondor moments/liveblog (long post including minor spoilers under the cut):

Skinny, der Roadrunner cartoons guckt und total mit Coyote mitfiebert 🥺

"Mr Norris war ein harter Geschäftsmann und ein noch härterer Vater." Liebe diesen Satz, weil er so viele Möglichkeiten bietet, ohne dabei welche auszuschließen!

"Er [Skinny] war aus einer ganzen Reihe von Gründen immun gegen ihren [Lys'] Charme" aha, willst du mir mehr über die Gründe erzählen, Kari? 👀

"Theoretisch konnte man überall auf wertvolle Gegenstände aus der Vergangenheit stoßen. Praktisch jedoch nicht, da die drei ??? ihren Mitmenschen meist zuvorkamen." 😂

"Vor seinem inneren Auge nahm die Visitenkarte Gestalt an: Die drei ??? "Wir reißen uns jeden Fall unter den Nagel." Selbst ernannter Chef: Justus - MacSherlock - Jonas. Kopfloses Herumgerenne: Peter - Der Schisser - Shaw. Amnesie und Emotionen: Bob - Stan Silver - Andrews." 😂😂😂

"Kershaw also. Lys hatte Pech, so viel stand fest. Der Mann war schroff, unnachgiebig und reizbar. Im Gegensatz zu seinen Kollegen schien er nicht nur etwas gegen Verbrecher zu haben, sondern gleich gegen die komplette Menschheit." 1. Vielen Dank, Kari, für diese wunderbare Charakterisierung von Kershaw, 2. Skinny kennt offenbar die Polizisten in Rocky Beach gut genug, um ihre Eigenheiten zu kennen, love that

"Die drei Klagezeichen" 😂😂

"den roten Sportwagen" ET TU, KARI??? Ich weiß ja, die Originalfolgen sind sich uneins, ob der Sportwagen jetzt rot oder blau ist, aber ich dachte, für die deutschen Folgen hattet ihr euch (mit Ausnahme von Nevis ofc) auf blau geeinigt?! 😭 Dafür hat der Wagen ein Kassettendeck und Skinny Mixtapes. Dafür verzeihe ich fast die Farbe.

"Die Gegenwart dicker Bücher, dröger Akten und staubiger Vitrinen hatte eine abschreckende Wirkung auf ihn." Ich bin nicht überrascht 😄

"das waren doch diese [...] indigenen... Leute." So proud of both Kari and Skinny for not using I*dianer 🎉

"Aye, aye, Captain Kerk." 😂 I see what you did there!

Skinny hat die Handlanger-Rolle satt 🥺

Und Skinny kennt sich überraschenderweise in der Bücherei bestens aus, weil er sich da regelmäßig an Bob vorbei schleicht??? (Und ihn bei Recherchen beobachtet??? 👀)

"Der Name ist Programm. S.H.A.W. - ein Akronym für die Worte Schlüsseldienst, Hohlkopf, Angsthase und Werkzeugträger." [...] "Das S in Skinny steht ebenfalls für Schlüsseldienst. Was Shaw kann, kann ich schon lange." Liebe die Erwähnung, dass Skinny Peter beim Schlösser knacken nicht unterlegen ist. Bin allerdings überrascht, dass er das Wort "Akronym" kennt. (Und dann kommt die Erinnerung, dass er nicht so blöd oder ungebildet ist, wie man denkt - danke, Kari <3)

Skinny hat eine Notfall-Reisetasche im Kofferraum. Das glaube ich sofort.

TAAVI! TAAVI! TAAVI!

Kelly geht mit Diego Alvaro spazieren, während Peter nicht da ist? Soso.

Skinny (er)kennt Bobs Deo??? In Kombi mit der Lederhose aus Namenloser Gegner fange ich glatt an zu glauben, dass Kari eine Skinny/Bob Agenda verfolgt xD

"Er wollte gerade gehen ist mein zweiter Vorname [...] Abgekürzt mit einem E." Hätten wir die Frage also auch endlich geklärt! 😂

"Du bist zu fixiert auf die drei Detektive." Lys hat ihn durchschaut 🤷‍♂️😄

Skinny benutzt den Nachbarsjungen in Little Rampart als Laufburschen und gibt ihm Geld, damit er sich auch was holen kann 🥺 aber keine Süßigkeiten, weil das schlecht für die Zähne ist 🥺

Skinny besitzt ein Death Planet Shirt, das er normalerweise zum Schlafen trägt, obwohl er die Band nicht mag??? 👀👀

Und er würde den Weg zum Schrottplatz im Schlaf finden xD

Skinny hat Mitleid mit Cotta, weil der von Mrs Kretschmer vollgetextet wird 🥺

Cotta, der Skinny vernimmt!!! Ich wiederhole: Cotta, der Skinny vernimmt!!!

"Aber Inspektor Cotta war einer dieser Menschen, die man einfach nicht anlügen konnte." Justus, Peter und Bob sind da zwar anderer Meinung, aber süß, dass Skinny das so sieht <3

Die ganze Szene zwischen Cotta und Skinny ist einfach. So fucking cute. Ich liebe es. Ich werde nie wieder an dir zweifeln, Kari.

"Wenn du mich jetzt entschuldigen würdest, Dad, ich muss den Ruf der Familie zerstören." 😂😂😂

Skinny kann casually Bomben basteln???

Das Highlight ist definitiv Skinny, der für einen Undercover-Cop gehalten wird 😂😂 someone should write *that* fic 😄

...und Vivienne hat immer noch Liebeskummer wegen Victor 🥺 könnt ihr dem Mädchen nicht im nächsten Band einen angemessenen Verehrer schreiben, der sie aufmuntert?

...und natürlich kommt es für Skinny am Ende wieder einmal nicht so wie gedacht und er steht da wie ein Trottel <3 wie könnte es auch anders sein <3

Sehr amüsantes Buch, habe es sehr genossen. Und da war imo definitiv eine Skinny/Bob Agenda im Hintergrund aktiv. Aber die Momente mit Cotta waren auch nicht ohne 👀

#drei fragezeichen #rocky beach crimes #der blutrote kondor #ddf spoiler #skinny norris #lys de kerk #kaj rambles #had a blast reading this #now i wanna reread mord unter palmen #again