#so inappropriate

[ussspacetantrum]

In Planet of Judgment, McCoy's wife, Honey, abruptly divorces him on the grounds that they haven't made love in three weeks, causing her unbearable suffering. Three weeks. She confirms this by pointing to the March third checkmark on her sex-with-Leonard-McCoy calendar. I'm not making this up. 

A couple of possibilities here:

This relationship suffers from wildly unrealistic expectations of marriage while parenting a small child and working fourteen-hour days.

The author has never been married.

Those legendary "hands of a surgeon" gave poor Honey a spiritual fingerblast awakening so life-altering she couldn't cope with a three-week dry spell.

#i'm sorry #so inappropriate #but someone (besides jadzia dax) had to say it #leonard mccoy #planet of judgment

[kiwiplaetzchen]

"I'm admittedly partial to more fiery forms of magic."

#Sebastian Sallow #Hogwarts Legacy #Sebastian Sallow ai #ai Art #When the Chaos Comes #PUBLIC NOISE #Spotify #he looks so young #brings me back #“Otherwise forbidden spells.” #“Like the Blasting Curse.” #so inappropriate #so addictive #it may take you a while to get the feel for it #just mimic his wand movements #stick to the target #Bobby was always a fast learner #got a tad hot

[nickybloodhead]

Whoever doesn’t like mullet james has no taste and i don’t trust them

I completely agree with you anon, mullet James is hot as hell and I will defend him until the end of time... Just look at him, fucking sexy 🤤

The hickeys, omg

#i just love mullet james so much #mullet James is so fuckable #and he looks bigger #uhm the thoughts i have #so inappropriate #but i can't help it #not with him #jaymz #james hetfield

[sarcasticswede71]

Asking for a friend 🤭

#funny #sarcasm #inappropriate humor #lmao #hilarious #hilarious memes #humor #naughty memes #it’s fucking funny #that’s fucking hilarious #now that's what i call funny #fuck thats funny #funny shit #so inappropriate #inappropriate and funny

[her-soliloquies]

So Ben Barnes is insanely handsome and Freddy Carter is ridiculously beautiful. But then you put them together and it's like HOLY SHIT. It's such a crime that they're not on the screen more together.

The way Ben is clutching Freddy's hand is just–

#you would not want to be in my head right now #it's filled with such dirty stuff #and #fluff #of course #so inappropriate #but if you're into this kinda stuff #like #actor rpf #stuff #then you might like being in my head #not gonna outright say it #but yes #these together in anyway #so hot i cant #ben barnes #freddy carter #general kirigan #the darkling #aleksander morozova #kaz brekker #dirty hands #bastard of the barrel #kazling #shadow and bone #grisha #grishaverse #ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction

[daddysothermusic]

I'm in the hall of fame.

#adhd autistic #adhd adult #adhd #adhd problems #adhd post #inappropriate use of #inappropriate thoughts #so inappropriate #daddysmusic

[currentlyfallingapart]

@ephimerallust

Someone explain to this dude that no one wants unsolicited dick pics

#weird dudes #weird guy #so inappropriate #rude #annoying

[moonbeam-fox]

This chick moves shit around in my office without permission right? Then she emails to say like oh if you need shelves or whatever let me know. So I email her back- mercurial ass that I am- to be like heyyyy so I brought plants and books and trinkets from home to the office, what's the expectation of privacy? Will my stuff be moved without my consent? Should i move it? Also office mate and i are happy to tidy up anytime (aka gtfo). Hours go by. 1, then 2, then 3. Yesterday her email response time averaged abt 15 minutes. So I know somethings up. While I'm meeting with Denmark dad, she knocks on the door to come in and APOLOGIZE and is like what would we tell senator Larson if he came by again and saw the mess- tell him we save lives and to give us money! I was like i don't care about appearances but I respect that you do and I'll try not to be weird (and autistic altho I did not say that). What a ride man.

#just. leave my shit alone #so inappropriate #my posts

[orangelemonart]

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bonus:

#OLart #one piece #straw hats #mugiwara crew #all these images are censored and mosaic so they are not inappropriate tumblr please dont flag

[crazyqueenmoon]

In that episode of Seraph of the End where Guren uses his sword in the classroom to create an earthquake, you don’t know how badly I wanted to be the crack in the floor that he sticks his sword into. How did even happen?

#owari no seraph vampires #owari no seraph #guren seraph of the end #seraph of the end #cursed gear #so inappropriate #guren ichinose #moon demon company

[insanelyenby]

WARNING: INAPPROPRIATE PHOTO

Grrrr I love this dragon abs

#gacha club #gacha life 2 #gacha community #i got too silly #so inappropriate #gacha nebula #get motivated

[jokemock]

Inappropriate Joke — JokeMock

Join us on a journey of introspection as we delve into the world of inappropriate jokes in our latest blog post. At JokeMock, we’re tackling this sensitive topic with care, examining the fine line between humour and offense. From understanding cultural sensitivities to navigating social dynamics, we explore why certain jokes may cross the line and offer practical insights for creators and consumers of comedy. Our goal is to foster a culture of inclusive and respectful humor, where everyone feels valued and understood. Join the conversation at JokeMock and gain a deeper understanding of the complexities of humour.

#funny quotes #funnytumblr #ha ha funny #joke post #i think im funny #killing joke #funny videos #my poor attempt at a joke #joke #bad jokes #inappropriate humor #so inappropriate #funny animals #funny humor #funny image #funny content #funny jokes #funny comic #funny memes #funny post

[hlynnee]

What is wrong with people?! That is so inappropriate!! I can’t even….

#spnnc #what is wrong with you #so inappropriate

[sarcasticswede71]

If you'd get your head outta your ass, you might actually see the path 🤣🤣🤣

#funny #sarcasm #inappropriate humor #lmao #hilarious #hilarious memes #humor #naughty memes #it’s fucking funny #that’s fucking hilarious #sarcastic #now that's what i call funny #funny af #so inappropriate

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate? #i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[stuckinapril]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

#btw i was rly into megan before it became trendy now in light of her dropping hiss / the nicki debacle #nicki’s latest music has been ass anyway but it’s sad to see her behaving like this to newer rap girls #the parasocial hate is literally so intense / insane like i can’t imagine hating someone enough to be persistently harassing them like this #nicki’s a celeb so you’d think she’d know a thing or two about how dangerous it is to pit her fans on somebody else like this #unless this is all just a bid to stay relevant which i would not be surprised ab but nicki seems PRESSED. #i guess if i released something like pink friday 2 id also be feeling threatened by a new rap girl w the bars megan has #i just want her to leave my homegirl megan alone. good on megan for ignoring and living her best life. the energy i wanna emulate #i’m not usually one to play into the whole pit women against other women thing but nicki’s recent actions are so inappropriate. wild #btw megan majored in health administration in uni?? which is a major factor as to why i’m obsessed w her. anyway #text