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#so indecisive 🙄
mushtoons · 6 months
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so the gang and i finally agreed to a persona
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starlooove · 7 months
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Bruce yelling at clark about being mean to kon << they justify eachother’s crap parenting like their life depends on it
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missrosegold · 8 months
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Not the lady with her twenty-something-year old daughter standing in front of me being as difficult as humanly possible to the food service worker taking their order.
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lqvesoph · 1 month
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She‘s WHOSE daughter??? || LN4
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lando norris x webber!reader
summary: After releasing your new album you go to the Bahrain Grand Prix to finally see your two favorite Aussie’s. What you didn’t expect is to meet a certain Brit as well.
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yn.adams: Thank you for all the love on GUTS!!! Tour is coming I promissssse but now off to Bahrain🏁
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gracieabrams: YOURE UNREAL
rachelzegler: all american t*ts frr
danielricciardo: Okay who am I fighting today🥊
oscarpiastri: See u in Bahrain (finally)
> yn.adams: FINALLY!!!
> oscarpiastri: You‘ve become busy since becoming a world star🥲
fan: SHES COMING TO BAHRAIN!!!
> fan: FINALLY!! Its been ages
fan: Has she ever been to a race??
> fan: Well… I mean obviously LMAO😭
fan: U supporting Red Bull or Mclaren this weekend?
> yn.adams: Rbr obviously!! Not even Oscar can get me into that orange Garage🤨
> oscarpiastri: It’s PAPAYA!!!
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"GOOD MORNING!!!", an australian accent yelled into your ear just moments after you entered the Bahrain paddock.
You flinched, immediately slapping the person’s arm. "Daniel!!!", you called and pushed the driver away from you as he tried to pull you into a hug.
"I‘ve missed you so much", he mumbled, pressing you close to him and ruffling your hair after, which made you slap his hand away from your head.
"You seen Osc yet?“, you asked, looking around you, spotting a few photographers whose camera’s where direct to you. Daniel shook his head. "Nope, I thought you‘d come together. I‘m surprised you’re only here now."
You rolled your eyes and kept walking with Daniel. "I was on a video call with my team, discussing the upcoming tour. We gotta work out a schedule and call the venues and stuff", you replied. "We‘ve been on there even before the album came out and I still haven’t completely made up my mind."
"Indecisive little shit", Daniel laughed, making you slap his arm with a chuckle. You made your way to the Red Bull hospitality, Daniel waving at a few people from Mclaren that he was still friends with even after he left the team at the end of the 2022 season.
"I think Kelly and P are in there", he told you before hugging you goodbye. "If you see Oscar, tell him I‘m looking for him", you said, smiling and ruffling through Daniel‘s hair as some sorta revenge, before quickly stepping back and running up the stairs to the entrance.
Daniel laughed and pointed a finger at you. "I‘m gonna get you back!" You giggled and waved as you walked backwards into the hospitality.
Looking around the room you quickly spotted Kelly with her daughter Penelope sitting on a creme coloured couch.
"Heyy, honey", she greeted you and got up to hug you. "Hey, darling", you then said and lifted Penelope up who was reaching her arms out to you.
Just when you sat down, your phone chimed with a new message.
Osc🧡: Meet me in front of Mclaren
You: I‘m not going in tho
Osc🧡: Well I can’t really walk into Red Bull can I?
You: 🙄okay
"I‘ll be back soon, Oscar just texted", you let Kelly know and high fived P who giggled as you did. Jeez, how much you missed that little sunshine!
You glanced around the front porch of Mclaren‘s hospitality but didn’t spot Oscar. And as you didn’t just want to walk into the building you stayed where you were, next to the steps leading up to the entrance.
"You walked in with Danny, right?", someone spoke behind you, making you turn around. The confused expression on your face quickly leaving when you came face to face with the other Mclaren driver.
He sat at one of the tables with another curly haired guy and a blonde girl.
You nodded. "Yeah", you simply said. "You wanna come up here?", he asked, gesturing to the empty chair next to him.
You‘ve never spoken to Lando Norris, all you knew about him was through stories from either Oscar or Daniel. You knew that he spent some of his winterbreak with Danny and Martin in Australia. Daniel had asked you to come along as well but you were busy with the release of your new album so you had to decline.
You looked around you one last time, trying to find Oscar but failed, so you nodded and took the few stairs up to the table the three of them were sitting at.
As you stood directly in front of them, you saw how the blonde girl recognized you. You‘ve always been good at reading people but over the last years you‘ve become incredibly good at telling whether people recognized you when facing them. Even if they try their hardest to hide it, that small second when their eyes widen in realization was enough for you to tell.
"I‘m Lando", he introduced himself, holding a hand out to greet you. "Y/n, nice to meet you", you smiled, trying to ignore the urge to tell him 'I know, I‘m friends with Daniel and Oscar'. "Max and Pietra, friends of me", he then gestured over to the people sitting across from you.
"So, how do you know Daniel?", Lando asked, crossing his arms on the table. "I‘ve known him since I was 8 years old, I think", you smiled, remembering tiny 8 year old you giggling and blushing when first talking to Daniel at the British Grand Prix. "Really?", his eyes widened. "How did you meet?" "Uh, through my dad, he‘s from Australia as well", you answered, leaving out most of the details.
"You‘re australian?", Lando questioned with raised eyesbrows. "No no, my dad is. My mom‘s from America and I kinda grew up between California and Canberra", you explained.
"However, for some reason she likes to ignore her australian origin", a voice said behind you, making you smirk as you recognized the familiar Melbourne accent.
You turned around in your chair and stood up before wrapping your arms around Oscar. "Hey, princess", he laughed. "How‘ve you been?"
"Bit stressful with Tour at the minute but it feels so good to be back here!", you grinned.
As you turned back to the other three, you couldn’t help but notice Lando‘s confused face. Maybe it was the fact you basically jumped Oscar or that he‘d called you 'princess', something he‘s been doing ever since your first Tour when you got gifted a little crown from your fans because it matched the dress you were wearing on stage.
"I se you‘ve made friends already, might wanna stay here for the race?", Oscar asked with a smirk. You slapped the back of his head in an affectionate way. "Nuh uh, nice try, Piastri", you chuckled. "I‘ll be watching from Red Bull, you know that."
The confused expression on Lando‘s face only seemed to deepen with everything you said so you gave him a quick explanation. "My father used to work at Red Bull, so it‘s the team I‘ve grown up with and I‘m not leaving that."
Oscar snorted at you little white lie but you rammed your elbow into his side to get him to keep quiet.
Lando nodded, still slightly confused by the way you and Oscar acted with each other but before he could question it, a team member walked out of the door and told the two drivers to start getting ready for the race.
"I‘ll see you later, okay? You‘re driving back with Daniel?", your best friend asked. "I haven’t talked to him about it but-" "Okay, then I‘m taking you back to the hotel", he interrupted you with a grin.
"Jeez, splitting my time with you two like you‘re my parents", you laughed but agreed and hugged the driver goodbye.
"Bye, bye!", you waved to Lando, Max and Pietra before walking back over to Red Bull.
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After the race and all the podium celebrations, you waited in front of the Mclaren hospitality for Oscar, scrolling mindlessly on your Twitter while ignoring the 22 unread messages from your management.
"Hey, Y/n", a voice said behind you, making you look up from your phone. "Lando, hi. Congrats on your race", you smiled. "Thanks, could’ve been better but we‘ll try again next week", he shrugged.
"Jeddah, right?", you asked, not having memorized the calendar quite yet. The driver nodded and played around with the orange lanyard in his hands.
"You coming?", he dared to ask after a few seconds and from the way his fingers fiddled with the orange band faster, you could tell how nervous he was. You shrugged. "I don’t know yet, I’m quite busy with work at the minute, so probably no. But I‘ll definitely be in Melbourne", you replied, trying to lighten the mood by adding the last sentence.
"Pietra told me you’re a singer", he revealed, making you smile at the memory of the blonde girl. "I could tell she recognized me", you admitted. Lando chuckled. "She said she tried her hardest to not let it show but was freaking out on the inside! She‘s actually quite mad at herself for not asking you for a picture!"
You giggled again and shook your head. "She could’ve asked, I wouldn’t have minded", you said with a small smile. "If she’s at a Grand Prix just let me know and I promise I‘ll find her." "I‘ll let her know", he nodded and looked to the ground with the cutest smile you have seen in a while.
The combination of the brunette curly hair, the british accent, the smile and his dimples, drove you crazy and made you heart skip a few beats. But you tried your best to keep it together.
Little did you know that Lando quite literally felt the same about you. Your long hair, along with the color of your eyes and especially your smile made his heart beat a little faster as well.
You stayed in silence for a few seconds, just looking at each other admiringly before a voice interrupted your starring.
"Princess!! Sorry for being late!", Oscar called while walking out of the hospitality with Lily‘s hand in his. You smiled at the sight of your best friend’s girlfriend and send her a little wave which she returned with the hand that wasn’t wrapped in Oscar‘s.
"That‘s okay, I had Lando to keep me company", you chuckled, making the brit smile a little. "You ready?", Oscar asked and you nodded.
He said goodbye to Lando and started walking down the stairs.
"I’ll see you in Australia?", Lando asked one last time. You nodded your head with a smile. "Oh for sure, I wouldn’t miss this race for the world!", you chuckled. "Great!", Lando whispered under his breath and gave you a little wave which you returned before following Oscar and Lily.
"What do you think of him?", Oscar asked as soon as Lando was out of hearing range. "Lando? He’s pretty cute", you simply stated, not daring to mention the other words floating around your head. Nice, pretty, gorgeous, hot and handsome were just a few examples.
"Why do you ask?"
Oscar smirked. "No reason, really!"
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tagged: redbullracing, danielricciardo, oscarpiastri
yn.adams: bahrain dump (feat. my two favorite aussies)
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oscarpiastri: You‘re an aussie as well…
> yn.adams: But I‘m not tho…🤷‍♀️
> oscarpiastri: Y/n🤨
danielricciardo: I‘m shown before Oscar
> yn.adams: rolling my eyes as we speak
> fan: LMAOOO
fan: Am I seeing you in the Mclaren garage?
> yn.adams: JUST FOR A SECOND!!!
fan: The race weekend is better when ur there
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fan: How does she know Oscar and Daniel??
> fan: Through her dad obviously
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flynnriderishot · 4 months
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screw up pt.2 - n.d
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it had been a few days since yours and larray’s party and people were still posting pictures of the event.
you were lounging in your apartment, having just finished cleaning the entire place, when your phone started going off like crazy.
you had a ridiculous amount of people tagging you in something that nathan, the triplets friend, posted.
you didn’t get the opportunity to speak to the boy very much as chris was just too thrilled that his best friend was in LA and wanted him to meet literally everyone. you had spoken briefly with him after running into each other a second time, but that conversation was cut short.
you weren’t too upset about it, but you definitely wished you could’ve spoken more than just a few words with him.
you smiled at the post of you and nate that was no doubt taken by either chris or larray. you had an idea that if nick or matt took the photo, it definitely would have come out a little better.
your curiosity got the better of you, your thumb clicking the comments before you had the chance to stop yourself.
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(if you aren’t white, i apologize. i’m not white either but it’s so much easier to find pics)
ynswife omg! they met ?!
sturniolosbae nathan knows yn? @/nicolassturniolo wtf?
>>> nicholassturniolo what’d i do?
mattswifey cool?? did he just call the yn ln cool? oh he’s def in love
>>> christophersturniolo 🤫
>>> nathandoe8 seriously?
matthew.sturniolo i’m cooler tho, right?
>>> nathandoe8 idk bro. she’s pretty cool
>>> matthew.sturniolo pretty or cool? 🙄🤨
ynslovely lmaoooo not them exposing him 😭
you hummed thoughtfully. quickly commenting a simple white heart under the post before exiting the app completely.
just as you were about to get lost in the dangerous world of your mind, a text message from nick startled you.
nicolas 🤓:
nate wants your number
huh?
nathan wants your number. are you hung over or can you just not read?
no need to be rude 😔
i was just confused.
why are you telling me?
it’s called ✨consent✨
do you just want me going around giving your personal information to anyone that asks?
id appreciate it if you didn’t 😘
but nathan’s your friend and i trust that you trust him, yk?
i don’t 😐
but if that means you’re ok with me giving him your number then ok.
okay :)
does that mean you’re ok with me giving him your number?
yes, nick.
while through text you could pretend you weren’t completely freaking out, on the outside, you were completely freaking out.
nathan was gorgeous, that much was obvious. so what the hell did he want your number for?
you weren’t given much time to respond to your own question before an unknown number messaged you.
hey, it’s nate
nick gave me your number. but i’m sure you know that already cause he refused to text me back until he got your approval.
lmao 😭
hi, nathan
hi :)
a word so simple, yet your heart fluttered as you imagined what it would sound like coming from his mouth.
im in LA for a few more days…
do you maybe wanna hang out before i go?
sure
just us, right?
if that’s okay with you?
i didn’t wanna sound weird 💀
it’s perfectly okay with me. what’d you wanna do?
i’m okay with anything
an indecisive person meeting another indecisive person
i’m from boston 😭 idk whats around here.
jesus, nate 🤦‍♀️
i’m sorry 😔✌️
it’s completely up to you. i’m willing to do whatever crosses your mind.
really? okay then…
we’ll go ✨thrifting✨
from the triplets couch, nate’s head fell back when chris read over his shoulder and gave him a supportive pat on the shoulder.
“good luck, bro. the thrifting world is crazy.”
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little loser gf thought!!! rockstar!sirius who never ever misses an opportunity to mention his loser gf in an interview. james and remus are like nobody asked 🙄🙄 and sirius is like I don’t care everybody needs to know I have the sweetest gf in the universe!!! (she made me this bracelet by the way do u like it? too bad it’s one of a kind and so is she 😇)
He doesn't make it super obvious at first who he's talking about but everybody knows it's more than a friend, and when the curtain rises (as in, he's walking a red carpet and decides to show the interviewer a photo of you the minute she asks), he couldn't be more clear. Isn't she pretty?
General opinion is that you are pretty, but you're so normal. It doesn't make sense, says the majority. And you don't catch much of it, dedicated to avoiding the tabloids and the interest spaces dedicated to debating what you're worth, but Sirius does, and he was extreme before it, so after that he's full on. Photos of you on his stories, tweets about being lovesick when you're around and lovelorn when he's on tour. In interviews, he sings your praises and the interviewers lap it up. She's a bit indecisive, he says, like this is the most adorable thing a person can be, his phone turned to the camera as he clicks on an album titled 'Y/N's projects'. He shows off things that aren't perfect without shame.
His very favourite thing is just how you smile, and how you are. I wasn't a big talker before we met, he says, his arm around your shy shoulders at an event that intimidates even the biggest stars, having insisted you come. But now I can't shut up. I need to know what she thinks about everything, all of the time. We get chucked out of places because I make her talk to me.
Interviewers always laugh and smile at you, and they ask the same questions. Is it hard being with someone in such a bright spotlight?
You spin it different each time but your intention is the same. Sirius isn't hard to be with. He's loud, brash, a little rude, but he's earnest to a fault, and he brags about your every breath.
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Venus signs at different degrees 💕
This picture is from Pinterest.
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Fire venus at 6° or 18° (virgo degree)
Hear me out, the way I would feel if someone treat me like a fire venus at a virgo degree. THAT’S ME OK -so egocentric 🙄🤭🥰-. The way they treat you, being playful, sassy, so sexual and flirty, joking around, and you know what’s the best of everything? You don’t realize that in every moment they’re attentive to the details. Whatever you say you like they know it, they’re gonna remember it, they’re gonna give you little gifts without any explanation, they’re gonna take care of you and at the same time they’re gonna joke around and you never know if they do the same things with others or you are just special (they love you). I like that they seem so “with the flow” type of people, but they’re always thinking their next move and analyzing the way you are and feel about certain things. They show you love admiring you and pampering you. They give everything of themselves. And they could’ve seem cold, the way they can cut you if you don’t give the same as them, with the same intensity that they need. The grounded energy of the virgo degree hit here, to make this fire venusian anxious questioning themselves if you feel and treat them the way you should. So, don’t be too surprised, they’re willing to end cycles (they think they’re wasting their time with you but they know they can learn about the experience).
Water venus at 1°, 13° or 25° (aries degree)
The water venus makes this people so susceptible of what their crush thinks of them. They are fucking stalkers. Either they’re going to show you perfectly that they are in love with you (without they wanting to) or they’re going to keep it private and you’re not going to have idea (scorpio venus). They fantasy about their crush SO much, and with the aries degree they will make impulsive decisions. They are confused: if they really love you, if their feelings are only platonic, etc. They want to fucking live the love of the movies or at least what they fantasize in their head, and sadly they saw a person that could fit in their romantic dream, idealizing the idea of them or the relationship. Just stop. And look what you’re doing. You’re desire of living what others are is destroying what you could have. And also please don’t suffer in silence because your crush doesn’t correspond you; staying in one point only is going to destroy you and make you depressed. When I mentioned an impulsive behavior, I didn’t only refer to the obvious decisions -like confessing to their crush-, but the decisions that would make them suffer more -like staying in silence all their live to just make the other happy-. You can start doing something for yourself, for you. Give you a rest for looking for others too much, it kills you -or would-. I know you can do whatever you want to if you set your mind into it. You’re so brave. The degree in your venus points out. So don’t let your decisions and actions from the past take over you. Don’t hurry and live the moment ✌🏼🤪 -what a disgusting phrase eww, I fucking sound like a therapist, but yes-
Earth venus at 8° or 20° (scorpio degree)
Just stop being so anxious, nervios, overthinker and indecisive for doing the first move. What would happen in the future is another thing. You would never know what’s gonna happen if you don’t try it. SO FUCKING PLEASE just do your move to the person you like, have a crush on or even the one you want to fuck. You do an incredible research about this person, knowing where they live, their family, favorite color, etc., without asking them in the first place. You obtain this information only because you have the dignity to own stalker powers: going into their perfil 24/7, looking if they follow a x person 🙄... You want to be seen as a “I don’t give a fuck” type of person, justifying your invisible initiative towards your crush. You don’t want to go out of your comfort zone. You like it because you can have control, but outside of it you don’t. You’re possessive, not even possessive? -yes-. You want to know everything before to jump into the situation. You have HIGH standards and you don’t even try. You give up easily. DON’T. I know, I have faith -I’m joking 😝- you can have your dream relationship, situationship, whatever you want. If you want to date this placement, make sure you have good food, a romantic -or that the place looks like you did a little research- place with details, and tell them EVERYTHING is gonna happen -not literally but they have a really hard time trusting others bc of situations in the past-. Be honest with them and listen to them. Good luck 🍀😳🌚
Air venus at 2°, 14° or 26° (taurus degree)
Omg what a eww (I want what they have). But the way I see this people in a relationship. They’re SO ROMANTIC, they treat their partner unconditionally. And when they’re in love, they’re in LOVE. They fantasize -in a healthy way I think?- marrying their partner because of the devotion they have to them. I like this degree in this placement, because they’re logical and grounded (but depending on the moon..). The air venus, wanting, giving and reciprocating mental stimulation -reflecting, having an active conversation, communication-, showing that they love their partner not only because of their physical appearance or reputation, but because of the way they think, see the world, their mindset. They look into the way their partner treat and act towards others, how they communicate. With the taurus degree, they’re willing to learn, try to understand how the other think, how the other is. When they’re with someone they give fucking everything, did I mentioned before?! they want to form a family with you or some traditional shit -with “shit” I don’t mean it as an insult I just talk like that-. You’re their goal or on top of the pyramid, but in a healthy way. I keep mentioning this word: they always have in mind the situations in their surroundings, the possibilities and they keep it calm, they don’t rush. Not in the way aries degree do (would be obsessed with you, a whim). NoNoNO. If a taurus degree see a future with you, they’re going to build it, they’re going to prove you with actions. At first they’re not going to force things, they’re going to do many things to stimulate their mind, they want you to be with them in that moment (air venus).
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•This is based on my personal experience and what I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.
•English is not my first language.
•I’m not a profesional astrologer, I just love astrology and I’m willing to learn.
Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋
Do not copy. Please give me credits.
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It started as it will end, with a garden with this post -> link
"Stuntman / Stuntwoman / Stuntperson: a person employed to take an actor's place in performing dangerous stunts on purpose"
Day 12 : “Funnier my way” - Good Omens, Gymnast/StuntPerson AU
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Aziraphale *angry*: You're being silly! Hurting yourself like this...
Crowley *pouty*: Naaah. Stunt person, that's what I am!
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Aziraphale: Well, Dear, it is dangerous. *sigh*
Crowley: *sigh loudly* It's not if you're doing it professionaly. And I am. Very professional. Me.
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Aziraphale: ...
Crowley: ...
Aziraphale *kindly*: Does it still hurt?
Crowley *softly*: ...Yeah. Still hurts. But doing it my way is funnier, Angel.
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Personal challenge: a simple sketch each day
Goal: forcing me to keep things simple - inking, shading, just a few sashes of colour
Improvement pursued: to get the movement, the emotion, finding how to add depth, learning how to leave things barely finished
Max time allowed: 2 hours instead of 8-20 on my previous projects - well, 2 hours for the complete sketch, then 1 more hour for editing their lovely quotes - AND drawing the Minisnake!Crowley.
Today's theme chosen by me: Well, this time it definitely feels like it's the theme that HAS CHOSEN me. I was scrolling on Tumblr and found this old "Gymnast Vs Stuntwoman" video I have already seen on YouTube months ago. But my GO-rotten brain made me think "WOAAA this is splendid AziraCrow Arrangement's vibes, doesn't it'". Aaaand... Voilà.
Trivia: when I started this Challenge, I wasn't very comfortable with Aziraphale soft curves - partly because I always tried to draw unrealistic bodies and "healthy" (whatever that means) silhouettes, and partly because it reminds me of my own bigger roundnesses and I can't stop feeling ashamed about it. But now I like to draw realistic Aziraphale more and more, sometimes plushy, sometimes a little bit more muscular (you'll see it in my future Ice Skating Tribute). It is a long road for me, but I like it a little more each day .
Trivia2: I love so much their wings tattoos. And I am particularly proud of the winged-sword because when I imagined it, it only took 10 minutes doing it. I am having so much fun in this Challenge, because I don't have time to think or hesitate. It's very refreshing for an indecisive and perfectionist artist like me.
How did it start? I reblogged here but my brain didn't want to stop...
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"Hey, Good Omens Fam, listen, listen.
Is it just my Good-Omens-rotting brain speaking, or there is some Aziraphale/Crowley's Arrangement vibes here?
Feels like a kind of funny Fem!AU to me...
Aziraphale: If I may? *performs their gymnastic routine with a perfect sense of timing, beautiful and powerful, everything is neat, calculated, an rightful Angel in disguise with their sculptural body and their lovely blond curls*
Crowley: My turn. *performs the exact same gymnastic routine with an almost-perfect sense of timing, failling clumsy and weirdly sensual, everything seems chaotic but it IS (?) calculated, an bloody Demon in disguise with their messy gestures and their red disheveled long hair*
Aziraphale: ...
Crowley: WOT? Job done!
Aziraphale, *sincerely concerned* : Mate, didn't you just hurt yourself on this last jump?
Crowley, *blushing*: Ha! No way. I am a professional. Very professional, me.
Aziraphale: ... ... .... *raise eyebrows*
Crowley, *blushing A LOT*: ...Yeah. Still hurts. But my way is funnier, Angel.
Aziraphale: Oh dear. 🥺🙄😌"
And YES, the stuntwoman dit it ON PURPOSE - almost of it. See for yourself, they are so lovely, having so much fun together.
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headcanons or a scenario (whatever you'd like) of a sleepover with a character of your choice!!!!! cute stuff like drawing or playing games or something :0 (south park)
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🄲🅁🄰🄸🄶 🄰🄽🄳 🅃🄷🄾🅂🄴 🄶🅄🅈🅂 🄸🄽 🄰 🅂🄻🄴🄴🄿🄾🅅🄴🅁 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅁🄴🄰🄳🄴🅁 🄷🄴🄰🄳🄲🄰🄽🄾🄽🅂! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕!
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Author's note -> I know in your request you said one character but I wanted to write it for Craig, then I was like "oh, but Tweek should be there too..." and then I was like "but I need want Clyde to be there too!" and so I said "oh well, you know what? fuck this, I'll write the whole team 😡" Me and my stupid indecision ugh 🙄😮‍💨
🖍Okay, I think that- maybe this wasn't a planned sleepover... okay- no- It actually wasn't a planned sleepover, because Clyde had the great idea to auto-invite everyone to Craig's hose after school lol 💀
🖍I feel like you actually were invited to Craig's house alongside Tweek to just chill out for a while and Clyde went jelaus and one-sided friend mode and auto-invited him and per default the rest of the gang lmao 👍🔥
🖍Craig would be all like "dude really?" but then just shrug because Clyde's a stubborn crybaby boy
🖍Probably the sleepover will have activities like watching a Disney Channel movie that was playing on Craig's TV while all cuddling because it was hella cold.
🖍Craig would be the only one properly sitting out of all of you in the left sofa end with Tweek resting his head on his shoulder practically snuggling onto him.
🖍You would probably be at the middle of the sofa while Token is hugging you with one hand (you know, in that "Bro" style) while Clyde is resting his head on your chest while hugging you thigthly by the waist because this boy is hella cudly, Jimmy is surely going ot be in the right end of the sofa because he needs space so he can get up if needed.
🖍At some point the group is going to split up so everyone can do their own little things alone or in couple.
🖍Craig and Token will be the ones who are going to do the most calmer activities like drawing with you or just sitting next to you, shoulders touching while scrolling down through your mobile phone screens.
🖍When you are drawing with Token he will surely compliment you and if you want you can both draw each other and then do a shared drawing or smth like that If you want to! ^^
🖍Calmly sitting with Craig scrolling through your phones can truly be the equivalent of a session with the psychologist, like- just relaxing while your shoulders are touching and randomly show each other a meme or something that happen to appear is like therapy 😻
🖍Clyde's activities with you will mostly be just cuddling while reading comics or playboy magazines... but BUT there is a huge ass posibility that the two of you end up exchanging clothes or just playing dressing up in general, but don't overreact, he will try on just your T-Shirts or shirts in general, and even trousers or jeans but don't expect to see Clyde in a dress//skirt, sorry but if you ask him he'll throw any kind of clothes he has in hand while practically screaming "I'm not gay dude! wtf!"
🖍For Tweek's part I feel like the time you two would spend together would be at the kitchen while drinking coffee (him) and anything you like, you two are mostly going to calmly talk about random things or events while you have a sip of your drinks, he will still be a bit nervous and by default he is still going to have some tics while talking.
🖍With Jimmy you're probably going to listen to his new (and old) jokes, you can tell him jokes too! I'm sure you'll end up crackling in the floor and maybe even crying thanks to the never ending laugh you're sufering.
🖍After a while of doing your own little things the group will reunite in the living room to eat something as a snack, probably plugging in the nintendo and playing Mario Kart/Bros for an hour or two.
🖍When you finish that Clyde will probably suggest that you build a pillow fort in the living room but everyone was like "nah, too much work" however that point of view changes drastically after y'all watch a Horror Movie in the TV and now you're building the fort to be safe from the monster 😱😱😱
🖍After finally building the pillow fort y'all are going to relax there, you'll probably end up sleeping between Craig and Clyde (you are obviously going to be clinging to Craig's torax for dear life while Clyde hugs you from the waist trembling because of the fear of that horrendous monster getting y'all) Tweek's obviously going to be freaked out after that movie so Craig's keeping him near to his chest so he calms himself a little.
🖍Token and Jimmy are just sleeping back to back trying to look like they're not scared (Jimmy failing terribly in that task) when y'all know that the only one that is not scared is Craig lmao 💀👍
🖍But in summary, you are going to have a wholesome time having a sleepover with the boys! <3
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whatsupbomb · 2 years
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😱NAKSHATRA OBSERVATIONS😱
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People with Sun in Moon ruled nakshatra (Rohini/Hasta/Shravana/Mrigashira) and Sun in Taurus (Moon is exalted in Taurus) are life of the party. They can't sleep at night. They have to do something entertaining like dancing or singing to get in the mood. They get very gloomy during the night
It's no joke that Mrigashira natives experience inadequate stalkers who would like to ruin their life because Mrigashira natives don't belong to them. Schizophrenics get obsessed with Mrigashira
Uttara Bhadrapada nakshatra is responsible for filming because it's symbol is "deep sea serpent" and waters play the role of the lenses
MEN with Moon in Venus ruled nakshatra (Bharani/Purva Phalguni/Purva Ashadha) and WOMEN with Sun in Mars ruled nakshatra (Mrigashira/Chitra/Dhanishtha) hate the opposite sex because their masculine and feminine sides are balanced with each other, so, they behave like both sexes
WOMEN with Sun in Dhanishtha (lioness) nakshatra lose their children during pregnancy and oftentimes can't conceive. They tend to adopt children (or dogs like Dhanishtha Sun Paris Hilton). They're very careful with little creatures and can become good nannies
MEN with Sun in Purva Phalguni are so horny. They can't live without heavy physical activity. Their partner should be someone who's fit and enduring. They might even date a man who fit their requirements. They're known to be attracted to the men that are liked by many women😁
MEN with Pushya placements are the most generous and wealthy. They treat people with respect and spoil those who they like. They're very hardworking and responsible. Gold diggers are attracted to them🙄
Ashwini women can't calm down until they get what they want. They will fight anyone who'll try to cross their path to success. They're very cruel and narcissistic
Hasta Sun women like to take care of kids and anyone they see as their child. People who lack parent's love are attracted to them. They have pretty skinny hands💅
Uttara Bhadrapada men often hide their sexuality or don't like to be asked who they like, especially, with Uttara Bhadrapada Moon where they tend to hide their romantic adventures
MEN with Sun/Moon/Lagna in Jupiter ruled nakshatra (Punarvasu/Vishakha/Purva Bhadrapada) are often rumoured to be gays when most of the times they're pansexuals (those who are attracted to the people regardless their gender)
Chitra women work very hard to live a luxurious life. They attract lots of contracts and projects. Expensive brands want Chitra women to promote their product because Chitras are considered to be unique in their field of activity
Revati (female elephant) people want to have lots of kids. In their early childhood they learn to be responsible for their own selves. That's why they might start taking illegal drugs. They have a large number of fans who follow their every step
Bharani (male elephant) people are known to like feeding people they consider their family. They're skilled at cooking and know lots of recipes. Their friends might see them as their parent because Bharani people just have to take care of those close to them. They often adopt children as well as Dhanishtha (lioness) people
Rohini men are slow-witted and indecisive because they have to ponder about their decisions out of fear of making a mistake. They get very upset when one little mistake ruins their plans. They're very careful at their job. Their bosses put lots of responsibility on them😞
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awarmcupofmilk · 2 years
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✨ JJK Men ✨ and things they do that give you the ick 🤢
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Includes: Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Megumi, Yuuji, and Okkotsu (mention of alcohol in Okkotsu's)
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Gojo Satoru
Yawns so hard like mouth WIDE open, nostrils flaring, eyes tearing up, sneezes really loudly too
Will open his camera just to check himself out
Will be clumsy and knock things over but then catches them and is SO smug about it
Is ridiculously stubborn about everyday things (“This parking spot is not too tight I can make it I’m telling you” *has been trying for 30 mins*)
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Geto Suguru
Mansplainer and doesn’t realize it 😫
“Did we lock the door?”
Nags SO MUCH, even on dates and totally ruins the mood but he still does it every time
Will sometimes suddenly burst out laughing and it is BOOMING (very inconsistent and even if it was at a joke the conversation stops for a second because what 😀)
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Nanami Kento
Won’t argue over little things but will patronizingly look at you and you KNOW he still thinks you’re wrong 🙄
Doesn’t believe in horoscopes but if you mention it he will use it against you (“Didn’t the horoscope say be careful? Let’s stay at home”)
Uses those pen styluses and wipes his phone screen obsessively (always complaining about the screen getting greasy)
WON’T wear wrinkled clothing and is so persistent about it, will literally pull out the ironing board/steamer and everything or will insist on wearing something else (always nags about your clothes being wrinkled too)
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Fushiguro Megumi
ROAD RAGE then feels bad about it
Asks you "What do you mean" even when there is only one possible meaning, it's just his default response ("Hey babe do you wanna get lunch?" "What do you mean" like ???)
Usually fine with you teasing but will literally get mad sometimes and you’re just like 😶
REALLY petty when upset like you CANNOT communicate because he’s just pouting
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Itadori Yuuji
Apologizes PROFUSELY like you’re not even upset anymore and he won’t stop, he’ll literally chase after you to apologize
Doesn’t usually pick up on your hints, esp if you’re being passive aggressive, he literally won’t realize something is wrong
Messy eater, will chew with his mouth open if he’s talking with you 😓
If his hands are greasy from eating chips or something he’ll still touch you with them (and not even maliciously he just doesn’t realize)
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Yuta Okkotsu
Will sometimes not give a straight answer just because (“I don’t know, would I?” 😏)
INDECISIVE, will ask your opinion on every little thing but then even after deciding he’ll repeatedly ask you to confirm if that was the right choice 😭
Very doom and gloom when drunk (in an aged-up scenario) (not necessarily even crying but just has a quarterlife crisis every time), bars are not a good idea for date night
Cringes every time the spine of a book gets cracked
✧ Masterlist ✧
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jeyneofpoole · 3 months
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yeah uh. so this is mildly embarrassing but i’ve decided to just keep my terrorposting on main because this is my house and idgaf. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!! girls will literally be indecisive 🙄
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aleksa-sims · 6 months
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RL Simself Story ( 18+)
CW: Pregnancy, adult topics, cheating
I didn’t think I’d get so jealous. But it’s my own fault I would say. 😕Nobody forced me to come here, where my ex and his (Ex) -fiancée lived together...
Nico: Sorry. But I put away almost everything that was possible. Her furnishings I can’t just let disappear overnight.
Me: What?... Um, no! I-... I don’t mind those furniture she bought or all that stuff. It looks great. Tbh, this is perfect! I just wonder, why didn’t it look like this in our apartment back then? I couldn’t even buy a new couch, without you starting to discuss with me. But you allowed her to change everything here.
Nico: Didn’t you listen to me a few mins ago? She bought all this shit here without my permission. I had no idea about it! I was playing soccer abroad. And you got a new couch back then. Just remember how many times I painted the walls for you. Hm?
Me: All this here looks pretty expensive, compared to our apartment. I kind of feel like she’s.... like Isabella.🤑
Nico: Isabella?... Hell, no! ..And she’s not wealthy like Isabella, if that’s what you wanted to know. Actually, she’s like.... you. Self-conscious, anxious, indecisive, a bit shy and.... sad. 🫤
Me: You must have a weakness for depressed women, ha?
Nico: You know what I meant. But she's not hooked, she has other serious..... issues. Just she’s not as cute and hot as you are to me.
Me: Yea, sure.... I just don’t understand why you moved in with her? I mean, you have a house! A pretty big one! An apartment was not really necessary. 🤨
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Nico: Excuse me?.. Why would I live with my mother? You and P. also had plans to move together. Why is it allowed for you, but not for me?... Yes, he told me you chose him, when I visited him at his fucking college. So I had to move away, to avoid the two of you! But this here isn't her place. I was here before she and I got....well, serious.
Me: Sorry. I didn’t mean to. And I didn’t really choose Philip. I thought I had it, but.... no. I lied to him and myself. I always felt bad about you and he too! That’s why it was so easy for me to fall in love with Daniel. Frankly... I was glad that it was over with Philip. I didn’t want anything to do with you two, after I was with him abroad. 😒
Nico: That wasn't my fault, his ... Natasha bitch. I never did such a shit to you. But to be clear, I’m not blaming you for my own mistake! I’m sorry I asked you to sleep with him. I never admitted it, but.. the first time I saw you & him together,..... I wanted to kill P. ... Yea, now it’s out. I was jealous. Even though that damn thing was my fucking idea.🤷‍♂️
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Me: And still, you insisted that I continue.......Hm? You know? But that spa-weekend was pretty nice. We should definitely repeat this. Just the two of us, of course!! Without Philip...... So sorry, N.
Nico: And I'm sorry for being crazy. I was so stupid to share you with Philip and pass between the two of us. I thought that would help you and I trusted P. Never thought he’d take you away from me. I was sure you would choose me if necessary.
Me: I chose you, but I couldn’t tell anyone. I didn't want to hurt P., so I went nuts and told my Dad.🤦‍♀️I told him the last 3 weeks alone with P. were hard. He locked me up not to relapse... and that you couldn't leave me alone, bcs I started using. I said all this to him... I wanted my Dad to get me out of that mess. Not really, I just didn't know what to do?...I was so unhappy bcs you had to go back to Italy. And at the same time afraid to lose P. But my crazy Dad sent you away, not Philip.
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A bit later....
Nico: That movie sucks, babe. You really wanna keep watching this crap?... I’d rather continue with you.😏
Me: I gotta tell you something... Something serious. (🍼🤰 )
Nico: Daniel?? 🙄
Me: Agh, no... Anyway, let's talk later. I want you, too N.
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Nico: From now on, you stay with me.
Me: She didn't even really move out here.... but I'd love to stay with you. 🩷
Nico: Then you stay, babe. No time to waste. I have so many plans for you. But most importantly, you divorce Daniel.
Me: This time, I’m not questioning what you’re up to.. I’ll do whatever you want. Besides, I have plans for you too. (😬🍼) And Daniel took off anyway. He doesn't want me.
Nico: His mistake, my gain. Such an moron!
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And that's N.'s (ex-) fiancée. Stephanie.🤨 Don’t worry, she didn’t catch us in bed!!! But she was there! I didn’t see her myself the moment she came. I was sleeping. Nico was up. She came by to pick up her stuff, he thought. But she also wanted to talk to him and did not intend to leave. He didn’t tell her I was in his bedroom, he just asked her to leave. Nico told me she was crying and wearing... sleepwear?
He seemed worried and was somehow.... weird to me after she showed up at his place. I had the feeling, he didn’t want me anymore? 😞 All though a few hours ago, he wanted me to stay with him. He wanted me to move in with him. You know? However, I asked him to drive me home to my parents. I had to change & shower, so yea, he dropped me at my parent's house and said, that he would pick me up in 2 hours. I was so relieved that he wanted to come back. I was afraid to lose him a second time. Besides, I was pregnant. I mean, I haven’t taken a test yet, but I just knew it. Something changed in my body, I could literally feel it. It was like the last time I was pregnant. And btw, I told Nico what happened to me last year, about this whole annoying issue with my contraception. He reacted totally relaxed. He said, if I want a baby, he wouldn’t use protection. I really didn’t expect that!! 😲 I knew Nico never wanted to have children. At least not at this point. I was about to tell him, I was very likely pregnant, but I wanted to take a test first, to be absolutely sure!! I was so happy about N.’s composure on this subject. I already imagined our future with our Baby and all this. 🩵 Just as I mentioned before, the next morning, all this seemed to be in danger, bcs of that girl, Stephanie. 😓
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bomber-barbara · 5 days
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So I was reading one of those big published Homestuck books, I forget which one, and one of the authors notes under the page that had Jake showing up through his letter to Jade stood out to me.
It seems like Hussie is really trying to push the idea that everyone hates Jake, not just in the comic, but irl…not buying it, personally.
It does show up in the comic too, mostly in beyond canon, but the narrative treating Jake like he’s a terrible freak who did everything wrong when literally his only crimes are: not actually doing anything, being indecisive/un-reciprocal of others romantic advances, and being kinda of pathetic.
Yet it licks Vriska’s dirty shoes and treats her like a heroic mastermind when she’s the most heinous person in the entire comic lol (behind Lord English/Caliborn). Make it make sense 
I don’t think the way they talk about Jake is supposed to be a joke either because if they were taking Jake’s character seriously at all they would be more sympathetic towards him (or at least imply their kidding but they seem to be going all in), but they’re acting like everyone is lining up to spit on him 🙄🙄🙄
I don’t actually know how hated Jake is in the fandom, but I think it’s really unfair that he’s treated that way in the comic as well give the dude a damn break
(Disclaimer: please don’t misinterpret this to mean that I think male characters deserve more sympathy than female characters or something lmao)
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loveliii · 2 years
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Hello! Huuuge fan of your writing! I saw that you now write for Iluna and Luxiem?
Here’s a hilarious scenario: the reader (a streamer) gets into an argument with maybe Ren about “Who’s hotter? Aster or (other character of your choice)” and both said characters are there in the call like ??? O///o :O Honestly any characters work, but the more squawking the reader and Ren (or anyone) have the better.
Feel free to respond (or don’t, no worries truly) to this however you please!
ren vs y/n
who is hotter? aster or scarle?
a/n: thank you for requesting! sorry if this is kinda short😓 i didn’t really know how to make this longer.
⚠️warnings⚠️ cussing, idk if there’s anything else but please lmk if there is!
KEY: r= ren. y= y/n. a= aster. s= scarle. e= everyone
WORK BELOW THE CUT!
y: so, ren, really important, deadly serious question. 
r: okay? what’s up??
y: who is hotter-
r: PFFT WHAT
y: SHUT UP IM NOT DONE
r: okay okay continue
y: 🙄anyways, who’s hotter, aster or scarle?
r: uhhhh i can’t decide
y: of course you can’t indecisive bitch
r: 😧 EXCUSE ME!?
y: you heard me. you’re an indecisive b i t c h.
r: well who do YOU think is hotter y/n???
y: that’s easy. scarle is hotter while aster is the prettiest. 
a: WHAT NO IM HOT😭😭
s: AND IM PRETTY😭😭
r: mhm y/n you hurt their feelings
y: WHAT WAIT HOLD ON NO I DIDNT MEAN TO. ALSO SHUT THE HELL UP REN GUYS IM SORRYYYYY
a: THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE Y/N
y: NO ASTER DARLING IM SORRY YOU ARE SO HOT
s: 😭😭😭
y: YOU TOO SCARLE YOU ARE SO PRETTY AND GORGEOUS IM SORRY
a: WAIT SO IM NOT GOREGOUS?!
y: NO WAIT YOU ARE I JUST- AHSHSJSHDHSHDH
e: …….
r: y/n?
y: 😭😭guys i’m sorry i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings i didn’t know you’d react like thisss😭😭
s: NOOO Y/N IT WAS JUST A PRANKKK REN TOLD US TO MAKE U FEEL BAD IM SO SORRY LOVE
a: YEAH BLAME THIS ON REN HES THE ONE WHO TOLD US TO! sorry ren
r: WOW GUYS THANKS
y: 😪it’s okay guys. also, ren YOU ARE SUCH A BITCHHHHH I WILL HAVE MY FUCKING REVENGEEE
r: NO Y/N PLEASE HAVE MERCYYY😭😭
y: NEVER😈😡
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nayruwu · 4 months
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ca16 could have been averted if Guren hadn’t been so bisexual about it 🙄 /j
amen. 🙏🏻
being so indecisive that your girlfriend ends up killing your boyfriend is bisexual culture!
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